[ENG SUB] Kanae's Chat Goes into Chaos [Nijisanji]

Kanae and his chat banter at full power! It soon turns into complete chaos to the point even the chat gets confused on how it got to this point.
I wanted to do a non-APEX video for once before going back to my to-do list. lol
Kanae
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[@gabuccino7325]

I like how it starts from "Apologize to Ib" and devolves into "HIT US" so fast. Priorities.

[@osial9899]

They have their priorities in check.

[@lainnne]

"Good morning" dude was the only sane person on that stream. 😭😂

[@roycebracket1010]

Plot twist: it was 4pm.

[@carrot6409]

@@roycebracket1010 Madlad

[@verdant374]

Timestamp?

[@Vitx0o]

@@verdant374 6:51

[@crystal110698]

@@roycebracket1010 ohayou doesn't necessarily only mean good morning, it's just a greeting you use when you start your day. So if you woke up near 4pm to start your day, using ohayou is not wrong

[@Viva-qd2bo]

Kanae- I’m going to smack you guys soon! Viewers- *yes daddy* Kanae- *surprised Pikachu face*

[@keju8523]

Both him and his live chat are truly the embodiment of chaos and unpredictability

[@hase2944]

kanakana honestly seems like a sadist, turns out his a fluff lover after all

[@ruminclips]

He's a self-proclaimed M, but I honestly think he's a mix of everything lol

[@kayeyeo9656]

るみん I remember him saying once that he was neither S nor M so he’s interchangeable(?)

[@hase2944]

@@kayeyeo9656 I feel like he's just vanilla

[@ruminclips]

@@kayeyeo9656 It's possible he did during a stream I haven't seen yet because there are so many! x.x He's very much a "you can see me however you want" person. But the 2 times I've seen are of him saying he's M. Once during his thoughts about his 3d model debut stream (he described it in detail here), and then the other time was more recent. I think it was during one of the APEX collabs?

[@beefystu559]

@@kayeyeo9656 A Switch is a thing btw.

[@moogle7752]

How can a man be so feminine and full of testosterone at the same time?

[@Aki-hn2bl]

Hi

[@ratguy7800]

@@Aki-hn2bl hello

[@dahyunkim6019]

true oof

[@gloomsi]

If I knew japanese i'd be simping for Kanae all day every day, so it's probably for the best that I don't know.

[@ourdawn3515]

even without knowing japanese i simp for him so hard it’s so bad 😂😂

[@meandmyself143]

Same😂

[@wuxians]

8:14 Kanae's face here lmao His different kinds of fans, in a nutshell: "Sorry" (probably knows he'll betray them anyway) "Hit me

[@kyuwz]

I'm not a masochist, but if Kanae wanted to hit me, I wouldn't complain at all😌

[@meandmyself143]

Only for Kanae 😌

[@dum..]

Simp.

[@missria3739]

The "ohayo" break we all needed

[@sydmn106]

kanae is so straight foward i wasnt ready for him to say "this is your second time commenting that,dont think commenting twice would get me to notice"

[@irisiris82799]

7:35 saw this comment at the exact moment😂

[@to_oku]

„I didn‘t hit you. Stop with your persecution complex, I haven‘t hit anyone YET“

[@sayaaaaa]

0:28 omfg I almost spat my food

[@TheCrystal0817]

i was one of the superchats www this was a fun stream!!! thanks for subbing!!!!

[@ruminclips]

Nice! This was definitely a very memorable one!

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Kanae's chat is hella fun

[@arshbrar9087]

the times when kanae has to play the straight man

[@Yu-uk9nu]

wait, is he gay?

[@TrashyDork]

e t straight man in a comedy sense, not a sexual one. Basically the “sane” one in a comedic duo, with chat acting as his partner

[@mirurururuvein]

@@Yu-uk9nu Straight man as in a 'tsukkomi'.

[@-Raylight]

This is almost like -Ibraham- Ibrahim's text-to-speech stream, funny and profitable stream for them 5:57 Furen is that you? xD Kanae : "This is a promise between men, ok?" And he immediately betrayed them.

[@drumfeelies848]

To be fair, if i was there, i wouldve asked to get hit too

[@meandmyself143]

Me too tho ngl

[@catbuns_]

The viewers indeed reflect the streamer 😂😂 You have blessed us with more Kanakana content, thank you (;▽;;)!!

[@Muffins4moi]

7:34 LMFAOO HE REALLY ADMITTED HE IGNORED IT ON PURPOSE I LOVE HIM SM I CANT 😭

[@cicron10]

Are you going to focus on translating Kanae? Thanks a lot for that, he seems like a really cool dude

[@ruminclips]

Yes! He's my favorite and I watch most of his streams (or try to...) so I have many shareable moments stocked in my head. :) I have a couple other clips without him in mind too, but those will most likely be an occasional thing.

[@cicron10]

@@ruminclips I'll be looking forward to them ;)

[@biohero11]

@@ruminclips thank you so much for the hardwork!!

[@ivory753]

Never subbed faster in my life

[@yurika_]

i started watching kanae's content this days and feel so blessed omg, thank u, subbed

[@polarisu7317]

Degenerate chat 😂

[@aikolmn1468]

Kanae & the chat is one of the reason why we should learn Japanese it's look really funny there ww

[@nonsensicalabyss]

iM LAUGHING SO HARD ISTG KANAETAI ARE A BUNCHA MASOCHISTS HAHAHAH Thank you so much for this much-needed translation! It's refreshing seeing Kanae being cornered for once hahahaahhaha

[@kanaetai45]

If its kanae that will hit us its alright lol

[@ianianio]

madlad streamers maketh madlad fans edit: also, thank you for the kanae translation! his streams, along with others, are so interesting, and since i cant understand most of japanese words, we should all cherish channels that share the vtuber experience with us!! ^_^

[@kuzuyeah8226]

Damn,the chat goes wild as heck

[@goddammitno_]

"This is a promise between men" Oh he *knows*

[@alextsukishima7666]

I like how the chat just got the same idea

[@rei_mogu]

Thanks for translating! Kanae is entertaining af.. this dude is making me question my sexuality.. also ps: but does anyone know whats the name of that bgm?

[@ruminclips]

Kanae buys royalty free music to use on his streams so I'm afraid we don't know ;;

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Ah theres a BGM list on the japanese (fan) wiki of Nijisanji, maybe you can find it there??? wikiwiki.jp/nijisanji/BGM%E3%81%BE%E3%81%A8%E3%82%81

[@rei_mogu]

oh okay thanks so much for replying!

[@zerobladehonmono]

Just wanted to say I really enjoy your subbed snippets. Translations are on point and read very nicely and have great flow. Major props also for translating various viewer comments coming in despite the video itself not having comments (i.e. watching the chat on the actual stream). Also I don't normally watch Kanakana (except when there's collabs) so it's nice to see more of him.

[@ruminclips]

Thank you! :) I aim to deliver more of the conversational flow and nuance vs literally translating word for word so I'm glad to hear that! (because word for word translations and comedy usually just don't work)

[@DomoArigathanks]

Just want to say thank you again for translating this Kanae clips, you're the best!

[@hi-to9ph]

0:35 BRUH ITS 2:50AM AND THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD LMFAOO 😭😭

[@alexisasheep6554]

I just wanna know what was happening on that radio show for that conversation to happen

[@alco1069]

kanae's chat is so outta pocket, i absolutely love them. thank you for the translations! the chats you included definitely added to the humor of this situation & your translations are so funny

[@rockaura1717]

My new fav streamer :D thanks for the subbed stream clips :)

[@Linnytic]

8:13 his facial expression here is hilarious-

[@alisharafa6959]

Nice to see that I have the same braincell as most kanae fans do-

[@TheAngel6864]

I just want to say thank you for all the subs you have done! I really enjoy Kanae's content and personality so thank youuuuu~~💜🌺

[@knku_4625]

これホントに面白かったwww 切り抜き感謝

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao what just happened? I think I need to rewatch it now.

[@alonto3375]

Finally, a kanae translation! Bless you, sir, take my sub and like

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

This video will be my treasure from now on

[@hitsuji-engsub-9958]

That's my boi, Kanae

[@Ruki1411]

Kanae's viewer really funny xD

[@fallofmanbrand]

nice video bro

[@lishasubs6726]

I love his fandom so much XDDD

[@emoaf8555]

Japanese late night radios are pretty adventurous huh.

[@nidgithm]

woah thats a lot of chat interaction compared to usual :thonk ig back when this was streamed was also when he interacted with chat more idk

[@ruminclips]

It's also because in ARK, there's a lot of mindless farming and travel time so he had a lot of time to stare at chat without paying much attention to the screen. haha

[@shion3948]

Omg he's so assertive and blunt I honestly love that

[@---cl4qu]

Kanae's fans are as much of a troll as him

[@dimiz.7686]

Sending this to my friend Ibrahim

[@11tsukishimakei]

0:31 dude what's this HAHAHAHAHA

[@user-cv6qk6lk5d]

8:46 someone who is holy.

[@komos3719]

Chat is so funny tho 😂

[@tqoth902]

8:14 saving this for myself

[@GrassKusa]

lifegoals

[@princessbeexxxx]

Whoa his chat was wildin. 😂

[@2far2good12]

🤣 Bruhhh even the ads is Vtuber ads

[@user-mn9kg7hz4c]

Would be better if ibu-kun is watching too lmao

[@mypassport5436]

5:57 Furen? Is that you??

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

Maso gathering 😂

[@adikrena123]

Who's Ibrahim. I only know Abraham

[@nonsensicalabyss]

A fellow vtuber, he's great!

[@adikrena123]

@@nonsensicalabyss Yeah i know him, Abraham is his joke name given by his fans

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

I only know ibraham

[@marydonnaclyburn5240]

"persecution complex" gmfu

[@print_employee]

I feel so bad for Kanae 😭 chaotic chat

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

Such a cute name bro

[@coffeebween5652]

Lmao poor ibu

[@Syapaaye]

5:57 Furen!?

[@massiekurpc]

Kanae's humor 👌

[@sillychurl23]

" It's ok Kanakana, you can hit me hard like you always do " OMAYA CHAT IS WILDIN' XD

[@Momochan144528]

This video is waking up my inner kink and I want Kanae to hit me too..... time to get him that 1mil yen

[@goddammitno_]

Also there's so many bottoms in his chat

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

Me, a h*rny kanaetai. Finally, my time has come. The chat has gone full on Masochist on him

[@orangehighlighter2314]

lmao the chat and kanae was in high copium at this time

[@kaiddo1748]

uuhhhhhh who is in the wrong here lol

[@ryry9767]

That one person that started the “Analhim” be like - 👁👄👁 what have I done

[@ninushi6401]

so this is what they mean by being beautiful with a pair of steel balls packing..

[@lalalayeyeyeye3576]

who's ariyoshi san anyway??

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

_analhim_

[@CozyChocolatte]

I'm lost, what happened? lmao

[@haruhi_dayo]

What's this game called?

[@ruminclips]

It's called Ark: Survival Evolved :)

[@justawesome9063]

what does the 70:30 and 100:0 mean?

[@nonsensicalabyss]

I think it means the portion of the blame lol

[@ruminclips]

Sorry I didn't make it clearer! It's as the person above says, the % of blame for Ibrahim's name incident :)