[ENG SUBS] Viewers get desperate to see Sanya (Kuzuha/NIJISANJI)

I'm telling you this for your mental health, but there's 0.000001% of it happening lmao
To clarify things:
Kuzuha = his name on Earth
Alexandre Lagusa = Kuzuha's name in the demon world
Sasha = nickname by his family (not dokuzuhonsha)
Sanya = female form
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◆ Original Stream/s (01/01/2021):
【 ふりけえり 】ことよろ【 #ざつ​ 】
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(09/18/2018)
【#くずなま​】失意のPUBG【25】
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◇ Support the streamer/s:
Kuzuha　・　葛葉
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Twt: / vamp_kuzu​​​
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Feel free to suggest any short clips of nijisanji, I'll do them if I can manage to. I haven't formally learned Japanese and am not a native English speaker so there may be some (a lot of) mistakes.
#VtuberEn​​​ #NijisanjiEn

[@lhani_zan5154]

I wasn't sure if I could put Sanya pics here but you can find fanarts on twitter with the tag #SanyArt. She's very beautiful!! The "April Fool" comments are referenced to Touko, Kenmochi's genderbend who only appears during April Fool's. There were some SCs I didn't translate because they weren't related to the topic if anyone's bothered. I'll put the translations mistakes here if anyone finds some

[@wen1806]

For SCs that say サーニャ代, they're using it as "fees" like in 治療代 (medical fees) rather than "era" like in 時代! And I think at 4:03 when he says みんな、偶像に金を払ってる: "icon" or "image" might be better than "statue" to convey that Sanya doesn't actually exist. :)

[@Andrea-si5ij]

"As long as there's profit, I'll do it" well, time to rob a bank

[@kolapsg7748]

imagine . . . chronoir but with kanako and sanya

[@るい-d2i]

YES PLS,,,,,,

[@ka1kyunn1]

*slaps money onto the table* I'm in

[@minminrei3085]

I'd die for thisssss!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@yume8149]

I'd honestly pay for a song featuring Kanako and Sanya.

[@kai-yr2vc]

YUMMYYYYYY

[@Creia_M]

Kuzuha: I'll do it if there's money or if I get more subscribers. Chat: *I AM SPEED*

[@Fruitgrape609]

I came back here after the reveal of sanya. It really is a great time to be alive

[@kzhndw]

kuzuha suffering from success lololol

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

I’d like a Sanya, Kanako & Chii-kun Apex team!! 🤣

[@arieru8429]

I’m looking forward to April Fools if it’s gonna happen

[@user-nn6lu9mm9n]

Lol. I like how panic he is. Never challenge your subscriber kuzuha san 🤣

[@KeiKatsuuu]

Kuzu-pyon is worrrying about changing voices? He must have forgotten about the 24 year old theatherical mastermind named "Kanako". He can ask for lessons

[@yuukkas]

i wouldnt count using a voice changer as lessons honestly lol

[@KeiKatsuuu]

@@yuukkas that's the joke

[@meff841]

Kuzuha is actually pretty good at sounding like a girl even without a voice changer

[@qiqi4899]

@@meff841 Yes, its sounds cute! I see it in JP clip. But maybe he doesn't do it, because he isn't confident. It sounds really cute though (｡•́︿•̀｡) (Sorry for my bad english)

[@rotosan9828]

@@qiqi4899 Do you have the link? Please 🥺

[@hanyyylet6]

aaaaaaaah our sanya has manifested it's a win for us folks

[@-Raylight]

I mean Kuzuha said if there's a prize or a lot of money he'll do it and then he got a lot of it Nobody can't stop it now the hype train lol Sanya for April Fools please, I don't mind even if it's just a glimpse xD

[@かいりん-b6i]

Just please not for 5 seconds

[@yugaonchou3612]

His chat is honestly scary.. Like he'd say he'll do this & that if he receive a lot of money as a joke & as an excuse but then the next second he gets a barrage of SCs 😂😂

[@peanut5952]

Please kuzuha I’m gAY, I NEED THIS

[@hytrader3241]

😂😂

[@horriblekellible]

HAHAHA that makes the two of us-

[@CharleneOcampo13]

LOL I feel like this is the main reason why he managed to overtake Pres Mito this year; people are so thirsty for Sanya hahaha

[@shushetumare9835]

-Didn't you guys hate men pretending to be waifus? +But bro, it's Kuzuha!!! -TAKE MY FCK MONEY!!!!

[@hahadayo1374]

I love that chaotic energy with comments and viewers are still the same across the world

[@iamelevin6432]

I found it funny everytime Kuzuha actually begs for people to stop sending money to him because he is embarassed and felt like it is not worth it.

[@qiqinightstar7013]

two genderbend streams on April fools, I'll be waiting

[@AveryScarlet]

This is a definite 'shot yourself in the door' moment, huh? XD Thank God fans didn't continue to send superchats like this in later streams! Also, I think he forgot the time Kanae briefly turned into Kanako in a past stream with a voice filter? . . . . . Oh god, now I want to hear what Kuzuha sounds like as a girl

[@nidgithm]

i think i saw like a 0.5 second clip where he had a similar voice to kanako, don't know the context for it tho so idk if it was with voicechanger or what

[@nidgithm]

update: saw it again in a compilation (99% sure it's this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3eth6mBaq2VZs0 ), still don't know if it's with or without voicechanger but yea he only did it for .5 seconds and just said "a"

[@sukoyai366]

pov ur a kuzuha stan but also a lesbian

[@naenooshka9973]

I just looked at the art under the hashtag and they are so cute!

[@u_shiro]

Google search: *How to time travel forward in time*

[@かいりん-b6i]

Buta-san's sanya is too much for me but it is highly recommended. You could also caught meika paisen simping

[@ma.abegailalmario2887]

I came back here after i saw his teaser post on Twitter about Sanya, i hope 🤞 i am not tripping. 😭😭

[@ma.abegailalmario2887]

For anyone who’s wondering what post it is here’s the link: twitter.com/vamp_kuzu/status/1377305307081187328?s=21

[@avaleung424]

that one tiktok of the guy banging his credit card on the table

[@Zeniiichan]

Thank you. Thank you.

[@satorumybeloved]

ooh i love knowing more about Kuzuha's story

[@pingpong8969]

This reminds me that I'm broke

[@owlfinity2971]

_gets bombarded with superchats_ "Stopstopstop" I'M CACKLING HAHAHAHAH

[@meuthecat]

Just a little correction, while 時代 means era, 代 means fee, fund, or in term of superchat can also mean allowance. Thank you for the translation!

[@ktksmp6]

I came here again after i saw that teaser vid of Gilko and Sanya and here hoping that we're gonna see moving sanya soon (even there's 0.0000000001% that can be happen lmao) xD

[@lhani_zan5154]

I so definitely not expecting it TT TT I guess it's kuzu's way of fooling us?

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

0.000001% she'll show herself, but this halloween Sanya broke free from Kuzuha's basement to beat him up and take over the stream! She's a goddess♡♡

[@toowanjeon]

1:28 "when my subscribers increase by a lot" well he achieved 1M YT subs so.....Sanya.........? XD

[@nonsensicalabyss]

manifesting sanya ... kzh be capitalising on kachiku's desperation for sanya 😭 good for him good for him

[@zoobean994]

i agree that the voice can stay, looking forward to april fools😌

[@yuki312039]

0.000001% is not 0% - I'll take those chances XD Thanks for the clip!

[@ronvakshasa7261]

Already imaging Sanya as Darieri with white hair and red eyes

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

kachikus are a big fucking mood, i too am a huge sanya simp, i'll wait no matter how long it takes zh pls onegai 🤲🤲

[@randomman4439]

and now his superchat is dropped to the ground~

[@ReiOren]

Саня значит

[@poteti_i]

я выпал с этого

[@heelloheemee5594]

ну он ведь правда выглядит как саня

[@dannn8785]

i would create a cult just to summon sanya

[@uwa50]

Sanya eraa!!!

[@arneyd1793]

KCK but with Kanako, Chii-kun and Sanya

[@heelloheemee5594]

i feel blessed bc my name is sasha