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@fluffynixy Жыл бұрын
There used to be a Twix commercial, where three guys ended up in a mental facility for constantly repeating one word each. One kept saying "biscuit", second "caramel" and the last one "chocolate" and they became best friends sharing Twix bars with each other ^^' It became a meme back in the days~
@Endrju75 Жыл бұрын
And if you search for "Twix karmel ciastko czekolada 2010" it should be the first one.
I would said it's like kool-aid commercial: Oh no, oh no, OH YEAH. Same deal. Probably if we have it in Poland those guys would yell that no no yeah phrase :)
@somsiadtomasz Жыл бұрын
the commercial: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGTbgKerfLVqrtEsi=jioUFH5yT7cpFu5d
@Tobnjuks Жыл бұрын
1:43 "Karmel, Ciastko, Czekolada" is a quote from a Polish TV commercial for the Twix. The advertisement makes fun of a certain disease, Tuorette disease, but in the past no one knew about this disease, as you can see, they managed to make a recognizable advertisement using three words.
@mhkage9104 Жыл бұрын
5:04 Never underestimate our MALUCH 😎
@KrzysztoW83 Жыл бұрын
Pure 17 kW of Polish Power! 😉
@Jaworr96 Жыл бұрын
@@KrzysztoW83 *Italian
@amp-litude Жыл бұрын
song in church: Mr President - Coco Jambo
@sebastianseijeen7817 Жыл бұрын
To było na organach...
@amp-litude Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianseijeen7817 no i ?
@PortalAuditor Жыл бұрын
Stara polska pieśń
@kofeMW Жыл бұрын
@@PortalAuditor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@Flamches Жыл бұрын
Maybe in Congo church not in Poland
@Yazu-Farm_Symulator Жыл бұрын
7:12 National Swimming Pool . They didn't want to close the roof even though they knew it was going to rain.
@BeataBeata-v8i7 ай бұрын
Yes, there was so many memes about national swimming pool. We laughed at it for at least a month. Good times...
@theViceth Жыл бұрын
Your polish is killing it, keep up the good work!
@marekjureczko9551 Жыл бұрын
Rob, once again I am outraged by your lack of respect for the "Maluch", this car has power, the only reason he had a problem with this trailer is the weight of the car in relation to the engine power, it is simply too light. If I was driving and I couldn't make it up the driveway, the first thing I would try was to add passengers inside ;P
@Tobnjuks Жыл бұрын
MALUCH had as much power as a motorbike, rear engine, heavy and bald tires, low torque, only two combustion chambers and a different type of fuel. Very noisy and easily boils. A meme car, however, untouched in the garage, without rust or abrasions on the upholstery, gains astronomical sums of money for collectors. The TRUTH is that the basic version of the engine could not overcome any icy hill. Rob, you could play or watch the gameplay of Maluch Racer to feel the speed and engine sounds.
@marekjureczko9551 Жыл бұрын
@@Tobnjuks blasphemer! get away, you unclean force, this is no place for you! ps. I'm joking of course ;P
@Nigaki23333 Жыл бұрын
Pigs are as smart as dogs, if not smarter, they're really cool animals.
@cherylk.24748 ай бұрын
The pig is yellin "I can't breathe!"
@gliderfan6196 Жыл бұрын
The blue car was Polonez (Polonaise). I once had one of those. This was unstoppable. It was thirsty, smelly, and reliable as hell. My friend divorced and his ex allowed him 4 hours to take his belongings. HE asked me to transport them from Lodz to Warsaw. I had no idea how many things I was about to carry. Coils springs were literally straightened and on snowy road I had one moemnt of deconcentration and entered slip, but as the car was so overloaded my usual recovery method only induced more oscillations. I managed to slow down and left the road. When car came to stop I looked around the cabin and asked if my pax were uninjured. Then I had to figure it out how what to do next. As it was easiest thing to try, I just tried to move on. To my surprise, even now, after 30 years, the Polonaise just moved on, I conducted it back on track and we have arrived to Warsaw an hour later.
@Odpowiadacz Жыл бұрын
3:33 Mr. President - Coco Jamboo
@marlonblanton Жыл бұрын
Jestem Polakiem i naprawdę bardzo fajnie się ciebie ogląda. Jesteś mega pozytywny a do tego nie wiem dlaczego interesujesz się naszym dziwnym krajem :)
@m.3709 Жыл бұрын
Bo Polacy lubią się interesować tymi, którzy nimi się interesują 😂
@pannabianna123 Жыл бұрын
@@m.3709 a kto nie lubi
@kamiljari111 Жыл бұрын
I myslisz, ze on to zrozumie? 😆
@PablotronixPL Жыл бұрын
5:00 This car is like 0.6 L petrol engine and 23hp so it`s quite impressive that he could even tow xD
@alexroxy8406 Жыл бұрын
9:19 Nothing is impossible. What is limiting is the lack of imagination 🤣🤣🤣
@Mordring Жыл бұрын
For a Pole everything is a tool, a weapon, or a toy, in most cases all of those combined.
@robertkukuczka9469 Жыл бұрын
In primary school sometimes we had to practice tuning backwards.
@IzumiMandanado Жыл бұрын
As a Pole, I love your videos :D please keep it up!
@pablosziszki163 Жыл бұрын
Hello Rob, I have to tell you something. I've been watching your videos for a long time and I'll tell you what I noticed. Your Polish pronunciation is getting better. You pronounce some words really well. Good luck
@kayakastek76 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Poles use everything they got in their radius to do the job... The sewers also were of good use for WWII. Thanks Fo the video❤
@mjKeszely Жыл бұрын
Kocham te czasy, kiedy filmy były nagrywane pralkami :)
@lucekmakrelka5414 Жыл бұрын
I'm confused. It makes me proud and embarrassed at the same time looking at the "NAJBARDZIEJ ZABAWNE Polskie hity Internetu!" but.... -let he who is without sin cast the first stone -Daj kamienia!!
@pawellewap91797 ай бұрын
As for the video with water on the pitch, from what I remember, there was a failure of the sliding roof during a sudden downpour and it failed to close, which is why there was so much water that apparently real waterfalls appeared on the stands and stairs. The Poles, of course, maliciously, immediately renamed this action and the building from The National Stadium to the The National Swimming Pool ;) Classic Polish sarcastic sense of humor :D
@pandzida98765 Жыл бұрын
3:04 - Mr. President - Coco Jumbo in the church 😅😅
@sytrostormlord3275 Жыл бұрын
8:29 what i've learned on my fencing training, is that while you're moving backwards you should look not above your shoulder, but under your shoulder ;) but that might only be good in fighting situations
@martakrochmal3702 Жыл бұрын
Fiat 126p aka Maluch could carry much more loads 😆 its looks small but man..... things I have seen inside 🤣🤣
@rafalkaminski6389 Жыл бұрын
Little, but mighty!
@KrzysztoW83 Жыл бұрын
5:31 Poznań, my home city and drunk university or polytechnics students...
@KKSLKS1922Ай бұрын
Nagranie jest przy moście świętego Rocha?
@KrzysztoW83Ай бұрын
@@KKSLKS1922 Rzczej przy Teatralce.
@aileenbell2248 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious thanks Rob 🩵
@RobReacts1 Жыл бұрын
All a bit of fun :D
@Wojciech_Zielinski Жыл бұрын
We are all children, only toys are getting more expensive.
@krzysztofpajak64 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, this was a very good cztery that I heard from a not native speaker
@rafalkaminski6389 Жыл бұрын
Run, piggie, run!
@kroolik1989 Жыл бұрын
24 konny maluch pociągnie każdą przyczepkę :)
@thaardashran1486 Жыл бұрын
11:35 oh it is few kilometers from my city :D
@pedrovigo17883 ай бұрын
As a sports couch you should now the backwards run exercise?
@yakeosicki8965 Жыл бұрын
Catching a pig reminds me of catching Daniel Khalife 🤣🤣🤣😂
@faramirgondor68215 ай бұрын
The joke with this music in church is that no one dares to play pop music in church, and there was one brave one.
@gregwochlik9233 Жыл бұрын
That word you tried to pronounce, tiny car humangous trailer: "Rusztowan" -- scaffolding.
@cathulhu3772 Жыл бұрын
Instead of Baywatch dude should give that arena vids Chariots of Fire theme. :D
@TomikoPL Жыл бұрын
Yes, green trams- Poznań- the area is flat, indeed.
@rafalkaminski6389 Жыл бұрын
Bo kiedys wykorzystywalo sie kawalek ubitego placu i sie gralo, a teraz trzeba biegac do tylu po boisku i uwazac na slupy 😅
@jacekkubis Жыл бұрын
12:15 I got it, I got it, I got it… I ain't got it! Mel Brooks „High anxiety”.
@faramirgondor68215 ай бұрын
Little Fiat is a cult car in Poland, we love it
@st.hnshiu Жыл бұрын
in poland we usually run backwards like its pretty normal for us
@gathaspar9309 Жыл бұрын
All in all do how you watch all these videos from Poland, you can see the Polish series "Kapitan Bomba", although I feel that it would be too strong ... because honestly they are well fucked up.
@tameforjam1658 Жыл бұрын
And short vieos "ide nie ide" its so funny
@piotrborowski775 Жыл бұрын
6:37 The National Pool HAHAHA🤣🤣🤣
@michaelmayo9048 Жыл бұрын
There were lots of naked women streakers in the 80s AFL..now if you go on the ground/ football feild and interupt the game in Australia. The fine is $5,000
@lubomirpetrowpahuta Жыл бұрын
Przy okazji obsłuchuję się z angielskim. ;)
@AdiAdi-vg2bc11 ай бұрын
Wszystkiego dobrego w nowym roku auuuuuu
@Marthy279 ай бұрын
The guy in the church played Mr. President - Coco Jumbo.😅
@humandisorder39623 ай бұрын
The last one is actually basic training how to be a Policeman in Poland... You must be quick and fast and flexible and able to use brain and NASA technology. It's not easy to be Polish.
@pani_oko612222 күн бұрын
The national stadium has turned into a swimming pool
@d4n7373 ай бұрын
This is probably the most pointless thing, but I remember P.E in Poland and honestly, we would run backwards too. And forwards, and skipping and everything else you can think of. Just running laps around the small hall or court, it was a good way for the teacher to get some rest because he didn't have to do anything... I guess he just told them to do some excersizes while they're doing the interview
@dawidozarowski52424 ай бұрын
About last video. That was the only one time, when municipal police was useful.
@spygame755411 ай бұрын
biscuit caramel and chocolate is twix ad from old days :P
@barti6074 Жыл бұрын
Name of song from church is Coco Jumbo :)
@wojtekwosztyl61511 ай бұрын
The best channel
@soapypancakex2692 Жыл бұрын
Biscuit caramel chocolate is a twix commercial
@ArkadiuszGrochowinski10 ай бұрын
Polacy są zwarjowani kocham was za to rodak
@magirktheone Жыл бұрын
I personally know the guy in broken Polonez @8:56 :D His name is Robert :D
@robertkukuczka9469 Жыл бұрын
IT was good to watch.
@kollina Жыл бұрын
Coco Jumbo and National Pool (although the movie is better with 'The Baywwatch' theme)! Finally! 😂
@arkadiuszbrzezinski19368 ай бұрын
Oh...Jesus❗🤦🏼♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@DaivaDarpana Жыл бұрын
Bravo Polish police! They finally caught the pig. But 1vs1 pig would be OP!
@robertkowalski7932 Жыл бұрын
The Germans would have simply shot her, like they shot a bison that crossed the border from Poland to Germany
@DaivaDarpana Жыл бұрын
@@robertkowalski7932 nie martw się, ten polski farmer z pewnością poderżnie jej gardło i kolejna świnia trafi finalnie do jego przegniłych trzewi rozpychających brzuch spod koszulki:))
@bartekjuszczak1358 Жыл бұрын
Duuude, i just watched you on Omegle Bars with H Mack, right? 😆
@MMM07777 ай бұрын
How many pigs it takes to catch one pig?🤦🏻♂️😂
@Cygano_de_Berżerak Жыл бұрын
"Coco Jumbo o do przodu" to moje hasło. Dobre? Nie?
@kikiv1993 Жыл бұрын
3:30 - Coco Jumbo
@pixipl1337 Жыл бұрын
Still not Paweł Jumper
@madrianzorroonio85 Жыл бұрын
3:30 - Coco jumbo...
@Yazu-Farm_Symulator Жыл бұрын
3:45 YAYA YE COCO JAMBO
@danielnagag4572 Жыл бұрын
Boys and their toys. ;)
@WujaszekKijaszek007 Жыл бұрын
A mówią ze Rosja to stan umysłu . U nas tez jajcarze mieszkają
@logolorin Жыл бұрын
Last video needs Benny Hill music to it!
@noist30 Жыл бұрын
where's part 3 ?
@grzegorznowak3313 Жыл бұрын
9:09 cuse that is Polonez 💪
@PiotrPieszynski Жыл бұрын
how big sentence got this pig? had it any good lawyer?
@ggoorrggoonnzzoollaa Жыл бұрын
The pig actually ended up in jail for abusive drag use
@jaroszakal123 Жыл бұрын
cocojambo in the church ;) hahaha
@rufsven831227 күн бұрын
Greetings for you!
@mariostepien4526 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha👍 Sam nie widziałem tego jako oolak🤣
@TechnikZaba Жыл бұрын
1:50 This is a parody of a Twix ad "karmel ciastko czekolada" 5:20 the trailer says "scaffolding assembly" 11:00 The police are catching this pig
@Blurryface_420 Жыл бұрын
8:06 Holy shit that was in my city. 😂
@Davidson-ik2sk Жыл бұрын
true :D
@michaljacekwrobel8983 Жыл бұрын
We all knew it's going to happen still we always surprised that wodka is gone
@ad_rem Жыл бұрын
Rob, check : 4 x 400 men Birmingham 2019 pls
@hamavanti Жыл бұрын
I love coco jumbo in church
@dariajaruszkiewicz41266 ай бұрын
Did you ever heard ,,Polak potrafi " ?
@agnieszkaadamkiewicz4747 Жыл бұрын
3:24 CocoJambo
@forwardfordie Жыл бұрын
Cocco jumbo...
@danielnagag4572 Жыл бұрын
I do przodu! 😂
@forwardfordie Жыл бұрын
"To moje motto..."
@snickersik1 Жыл бұрын
how could you not know its the Coco Jambo song? :D
@RobReacts1 Жыл бұрын
Well I knew it but couldn't remember the name 😂
@rafalkaminski6389 Жыл бұрын
Arrest the pig!
@feanrassilmaril579 Жыл бұрын
we poles... xD
@James_E_Webb Жыл бұрын
coco jumboo
@logolorin Жыл бұрын
Pigs chasing a pig. ;)
@kamilwachel2832 Жыл бұрын
so one by one + my personal 'funny scoring' 1. idiot hits insulation foam pressured can with axe 2/10 2. lady driving a car with its rear (hand) brake on 5/10 3. idiots doing video in spirit of Twix commercials (commercials vere made in scheme - one person is carmel, other one is biscuit, alone they are silly, together they create Twix..) 1/10 4. few 'so called' race drivers being victim of hard turn - 3/10 5. a guy playing "coco jumbo" by Mr. President inside old church (women saying "what? .. in a church ? " - actually i have nothing against, its not a sin or profanaction :) ) - 6/10 6. ghost rider bicycle .. i like it, never saw it before :) 6/10 7. idiots in 'maluch' car ("little one", official name of Fiat 126p wanna_be_a_car vehicle :P ) 2/10 (one point extra for giving an idea, on what speed it will actually tip over. so - no funny but education (in a way..) 2/10 8.another one about "maluch", this time showing how 'capable' these vehicles were 3/10 (funny fact, when I was a boy (1995-2005) polish roads were absolutly dominated with theese. EVERYONE had a Fiat 126p. Today - you need to search and ask to find one, if you want to buy it for restoration, and meeting one on the road is very rare) 9. a variation on "kulig" tradition - "kulig" is event, when one man gets a propellant (horse, then tractor, today a car) and other people takes sleds and bind them together one after another and attach first to propellant - and they whole conduct is having a ride on snowy roads. traditionally it origins from noblity custom, when nobleman took noblewoman for such a ride on beatufill big sled open trailer, with torches and some traditional 'rituals' connected to whole event. today its rather like extreme sports :) I did it with friends, we took a car (driver drunk) and he gave us a kulig ride, exciding 80-90 km/h :) funny video, positive and warm, 8/10 10. I remember this one very well :) so, when soccer game becoming a disaster because of faulty build stadium (you can close roof ONLY if its not raining. brilliant, isnt is? :) ) then what you do? you do something positive and funny, actually reliefing a tension and anger, make people laugh :D 9/10 11. captain, we have iceberg on our course! where? :bang: :) 5/10 12. we wait for mike, hell come soon with new car. mike drives a car back. hey mike ! a rough ride it was, hmmn ? :D propably he had a car accident on a way from old car re-seller, where he just had bought this old car :) its not explained in video, just my guessing ;) 5/10 13. some 'mr fixit' fellas using sewers manhole as repair tunnel to fix stuff under a car :) 4/10 14. pigs on lose ;) nothing really special, just a pig that somehow run away from a farm, yet still funny to look at officers who had to catch it ;) obviously its not something that you do every day as policeman, so they are giving us some fun attempting to catch it :) 6/10 (no pigs were harmed during filming that video. looking at the size of pig i say that it had a month of life left, and then it went to "kiełbasa" (sasuage) and szynka ("ham") :) Cheerios man, have a good day :) (internet is a dump and polish internet is no different)
@Ad_Ala Жыл бұрын
Szkoda biednej świni na gigancie, wyrwala się na wolność bo czuła co ją czeka a oni z pewnością nie darowali jej życia na święta
@waldemarskibinski-cn5ft Жыл бұрын
possessed barn ;-)
@movemelody111 ай бұрын
Szkoda świnki, była wolna nie groziła jej rzeźnia. 🥺