Englishman Reacts to... The MOST ABSURD Polish Internet Hits! | Pt5

Let's all have a bit of fun with these completely absurd Polish Internet Hits!
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[@ExcelInstructor]

I kinda get the anger from 16:40, I mean in Poland we have this very stupd law that sais any PUBLIC sidewalk has to be clean during the winter and its thw owner of attached property who has to clean it from ssnow / leaves. the age of the owner does not matter - he could be sued even he was 120 years old and was moving on a wheelchair, it still would be his "duty" to maintain that sidewalk... from the bit on minor side - this is one of the most stupid laws we have.

[@LisekFenek]

Please watch: "styrta się pali"

[@MrGuma888]

9:47 The sidewalk in Poland is yours when it needs to be cleared of snow. But if you drink a beer in the same place in the summer, it's already a public place and you'll get a fine. Polish logic ;)

[@ukaszmaciejewski9516]

Old movies, right after communism, poverty and drunkenness of society. Poland does not look like this in 2023.

[@Piotrek4500]

0:01 that was really well said, coraz lepiej mówisz po polsku hehehe

[@wojtdid4700]

8:50 I think this got popular mainly because of the fact that she is speaking the Podhale dialect

[@klawypl]

6:31 its a classic becouse of what was said, "juz sie kameruje" and "no k*rwa rzeczywiscie" are now both classic texts(?) [edit:] fixed timestamp

[@lipsztyk01]

Poland is becoming more and more "normal", so yeah, we are losing it, but not entirely, Poles are still funny and a bit wacky people, and i guess we will always have a this ingredient

[@okooprorokaa1660]

Chuck Norris kopie najmocniej ale to Polska Wodka go znokaltowala !!!!

[@marlonblanton]

most of these videos come from the times of the so-called "prehistoric internet"

[@ZwiekszoneRyzyko]

OMG "You are a winner!" guy. He broke the Polish Internet in 2013 sparking discussion about the brainwashing of people dealing with "multi-level marketing" and pyramid schemes.

[@dorotabarbowska2184]

This one is both funny and pathetic at the same time...

[@kamil_c]

Every day is a beautiful day to live in Poland

[@kogucik]

6:31 This is one of the most legendary hits of the Polish Internet. I remember that in primary school, two friends wanted to repeat this stunt and the stuntman broke his arm. And then the teacher forbade bringing bicycles to school :/

[@RobReacts1]

haha!

[@Funekk]

Yea, I think we've all been watching too much Jackass....

[@ssniperx]

sadly the "ticket! Ticket" woman had passed away recently. :(

[@okooprorokaa1660]

Chuck Norris kicks the hardest but it was Polska Wodka that knocked him out !!!

[@pouyopouyo9817]

Ciekawe kiedy będzie "sanepid" albo "spadająca tablica."

[@aaergplay6022]

"Dzień dobry, witaj na kanale." WOW! Super! Świetnie Ci idzie! 😊 Bardzo fajny wstęp. 😁👍

[@RobReacts1]

Thanks!

[@inaanjakossowska6990]

9:00 What makes it better is the local form of language the lady is speaking😂

[@andrzejaskarzewski8038]

Te filmy chyba z lat 90-tych? :)

[@RobReacts1]

some of them yes!

[@Aleks96]

O kurwa Chuck Norris😂

[@Jadzia-tj4vd]

Najlepsze ze w tamtych czasach on reklamował bank zachodni i ten typek dojebal „co jest Czak z banku cię wyjebali” hahahahaha

[@MrAd4mus]

8:45 The Olympic champion in ski jumping, Kamil Stoch, comes from the village of Ząb.

[@wieslawszapowal302]

Poland!!!❤ Greetings from East Dulwich. London.

[@DamianCzech-tp1jz]

Necessity is the mother of invention

[@RobReacts1]

For sure

[@aaergplay6022]

Haha, prawda! 😂 Potrzeba matką wynalazków. 😁

[@VladIDrago]

I giv'ya sub, because You every video translate sociologist filter from Poland to England. Thx, Regards from Poland.

[@TheJogobella]

Plz watch "Magnaci i czarodzieje" the master piece of polish amateur film industry

[@To_Ten_Inny]

Please react to some polish history : The Winged Hussars - Polish Pride (Husaria - polska duma - English subtitles)

[@RobReacts1]

Look back at my channel. I have looked at a lot of polish history already

[@To_Ten_Inny]

@@RobReacts1 Yeah i know Rob , but in this which I mentioned above, there are also more details about the battles fought by the hussars, believe me, you will be surprised :)

[@dorotabarbowska2184]

@@To_Ten_Inny Man, he's made a reaction to the Winged Hussars, in August, you are not a good student if you have missed that lesson😆

[@Krokmaniak]

I think we can pause history videos for some time so he can watch ones locked behind the language barrier without any issues.

[@TheRezro]

Calling from ass. Is idiom meaning basically "calling from nowhere". Joke is based on double meaning of this sentence.

[@kamilstenzel3929]

"Witaj na kanale" refers to a single person, if that's your goal then it's perfectly fine(btw great pronunciation). When referring to a group i.e. viewers it would make more sense to say "Witajcie na kanale"

[@RobReacts1]

Are people watching in groups? 😁 or on their own hehe

[@vitoswat]

​@@RobReacts1no matter. In polish you use plural if you assume/expect the audience to be multiple people even, if everybody is using their personal device.

[@annak9046]

Ząb - It is Poland's highest village by elevation, at 1,013 metres (3,323 ft) above sea level.

[@rafag.9868]

Chuck Norrisses ass was kicked , by Polish vodka or spiritus xD

[@NocnaGlizda]

W 08:50 pani mówi w góralskiej gwarze. Uwielbiam ich mowę. Jest taka podniosła i wesoła.

[@frofrofrofro900]

I can not watch it as a Pole

[@dawidow7926]

What do you think to Watch Lech roch pawlak? Next time

[@powers24pl]

Stachu Jones and barbara kwarc ❤❤❤

[@krewetkashrimp]

Some of this scenes are funny because.of their accent or weird ways to.say something im Polish and it becomes viral because of that

[@mikeivanmusic]

I challenge you to say your whole "welcome" in Polish :) I mean, instead of saying "my name is Rob", try to say "ja jestem Rob" or something. Or better - try to make whole film in Polish

[@RobReacts1]

Haha well I mix it up each video! I have said mam na imię Rob in a different video 😉

[@Rycerz-nl2pt]

Do one about lajkonikis!❤ (lajkoniki)

[@januzi2]

8:00 I've heard that somebody tried to do the same thing, on the same stairs, and had less luck than the guy from the video.

[@ukaszukasz5723]

Yes, modern videos are not so funny.

[@malkontentniepoprawny6885]

5.30 That's why men live shorter.

[@RobReacts1]

very true! We do stupid stuff!

[@Bumelant55555]

If you didn't live in the 90s, don't ask stupid questions

[@RobReacts1]

I did live in the 90s.

[@sebastian-ic1mz]

In Poland ,if your pavement is ful of snow,and someone hearts itself, there is your pavement, but if you want to sell anything on there, this is a goverment's pavement 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@aczka212]

😂

[@art.b5457]

Gdzie jest forfiter ?

[@twisters999]

I needed exactly this ❤😂

[@RobReacts1]

Haha good!

[@twisters999]

@@RobReacts1 Magical travel back to the even more magical 90's 👌 XD ❤️

[@sksnsqsqq7282]

ohhh my God ! What about my reputation ? Sorry for this guys. Greets from Poland. Greets for Rob. Kurwa Mać !

[@aniaqwerty8215]

Rety co to za bzdety😅

[@stoopid4724]

Krzyk pterodaktyla kiedy?

[@Xi4V]

nn

[@Tobnjuks]

Chwytak & Zuza - "BEJBA IS KREJZA" (Blanka - Solo / PARODY) LETNI- "Polo" ( Blanka SOLO PARODY Parodia ) WHO Win ???? React :)

[@justynax7630]

You should watch the film Hi Way by cabaret Mumio, specific sense of humour, but I can`t stop laughing. Best actors ever. Love them.

[@Sandro_de_Vega]

"To już się kameruje" and "No kurwa rzeczywiście" was very meme'able catch frazez around 15 years ago. Hold your horses also exist in PL with almost word to word literall translation. Its "Wstrzymaj konie".

[@pr0jerry1]

@10:00 this is part of dubbing stand up Kacper Ruciński "zwierzątka " thats really cool 😂

[@cukier6]

Ja tam jestem dumny z naszego wspaniałego stereotypu pijaństwa

[@remosz4210]

You know what... majority of these are similar to scottish clips. Some are way more daft.

[@orlenc8142]

It still happens in villages.

[@SalisburyKarateClub]

They have bogans in Poland as well. lol

[@RobReacts1]

You have bogans, we have chavs... Don't know what they are called in poland

[@leandabee]

Loved the Babcia giving a piece of her mind in no uncertain terms 😅👌. The guy with the cigarette filling up his car with flammable liquid, omg, 😅😅🔥

[@RobReacts1]

Look at you using polish words! 😁

[@leandabee]

@@RobReacts1 lol, I remember a couple of words that I learnt from a beautiful 95 year old Polish client I supported many years ago 💞🤗

[@janusz4695]

Ja też, kurwa jestem zwyciżcą. Tragedia.

[@tomlaskowski1721]

wiekszosc tych filmikow jest z czasow gdy iternet jeszcze raczkowal w Polsce i to bylo extra udawane zeby

[@damianwozniak3798]

for sure u dont understand Nihilist's at all. 🤣 Now its no so funny like it was at 90's 😂 To much west and its not soo much laugh. 🤣

[@Debilny_Interes]

is it loosing this? yea lets say it lost it. Back in the day if police caugh you doing some dumb shit like that horse pulling a car, they would not mind.Now they would fuck you up so badly that i cant even describe it

[@kaliantekay64]

Try watching Janusz oddaj rower one of the better hits here in poland

[@tofik2450]

Jeszcze wszystkiego nie widziałeś hahaha :D

[@pandzida98765]

Chętnie by sprawdził czy ten filmik z jazdą na sankach dalej jest na YT. I co dzieje się z dzieciakiem który na nim jest.

[@tofik2450]

@@pandzida98765 jest jakaś historia tej osoby ale ja tego nie znajdę :D Wyobraź sobię, że po 10 takich sanek czepialiśmy i robiliśmy slalom po ulicy :D zawsze ostatni spadał gdzieś w pola hahahah

[@Robertino12]

😊these movies are from the 90s

[@Krokmaniak]

About first one. I want to give him benefit of the doubt that he can do it, but anxiety of being on camera git better of him.

[@izabelagmerek5640]

I am polish and i like to drink, but excuse me ... i suppose all ahead of me

[@grzegorzdziedzic9592]

adult doesnt meant mature

[@RobReacts1]

haha true

[@karnisz-qh9tm]

:)

[@finkergamer8557]

Chuck Norris makes vodka drunk

[@Mila-kz8tt]

😊

[@marcindaniec4118]

Have you really never seen a Chuck Norris movie? you are missing out a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RobReacts1]

haha nope never. But like I said, I know who he is

[@piotrk6587]

@@RobReacts1 so do i,but i now how he looks like

[@Trixer__]

It's very funny to watch this xD 🇵🇱

[@sebastiankowalski2648]

Pozdrawiam

[@quessiro]

Rób, I remember you've enjoyed Polish Legends series. Do you know there are few music videos complimenting the story?

[@RobReacts1]

Yes, I'm sure I will check them out

[@Ewelka8]

Boże....boli mnie brzuch ze śmiechu 😂

[@JesiAsh]

8:28 Laughed only at this...

[@meechneek]

What do you mean 'what is wrong with them?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 everything?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@meechneek]

Hurrrraaaayy, I love it! 😍

[@dorotabarbowska2184]

Rob, these "hits" are SO STUPID, why??? Maybe I'm just an old , conservative woman, but - why on earth to react to something like this?? I definitely prefer your videos on Polish culture and history, not on Polish stupidity . No "thumb up" as a revenge? 😜

[@RobReacts1]

Well you are lucky then as I do a mixture of everything. I find these quite amusing :)

[@dorotabarbowska2184]

@@RobReacts1Ok, I love you channel anyway

[@jerzywaligrucha6211]

No1 expected Robs inquisition.

[@gobjago2580]

15:55 yea i would say so but we are still crazy 😂

[@jarekso11]

We dont want to get away from our stereotype of being drunks :P We love it and we are proud of being one of most drunk society in the world. quite funny innit?

[@dorotabarbowska2184]

that's why I don't like these "hits"

[@DeluxMaT]

5.25 what its behind this guy?

[@jutrzenka7503]

Poland is changing but we are using our this untammed fantasy in different places. I have watched on YT when some IT guy said he really likes to work with Poles as we think creatively, use available resources (tools, ideas) and we can make almost everything happen. Even i say that if something seems to be stupid but works, it is not srupid, it is unconventional.

[@twisters999]

Heeej! I had Rover 75 😁 (as a 2nd car actually but still 👌)

[@RobReacts1]

An my rover 214 as first car wins 😂

[@justiceB85]

12:55 Today I found out that the lethal dose in Britannica is 4 ‰.This does not apply Poles and Russians. I also learned that the Polish record is 20‰. The gentleman also drove a car😂

[@robertmazurowski5974]

Do a whole series of drunk English people. In Krakow I have seen british people croaling next to the pavement in the city center.

[@mateuszmazurek7991]

yea mate, your thesis at the end is spot on, Poland since the beginning of the 21st century is losing "this". We got richer, and some standards have changed.

[@izabelasiczek3547]

Wow haven't been here for a while, and to starting with a greeting in Polish then say part 5 i havent even seen part 1 yet I better catch up on your videos hi from Chester 🇬🇧

[@predi3112]

hehe I knew that there was a Chuck Norris lookalike living in Poland, but I didn't know that 2 lookalikes lived here 😅

[@niezdecytowana.k.a.2conten835]

Pt5 looks like "PIS".

[@dzikiplayer3209]

4:37 My homie. We used to work together. 🤣🤣🤣 Motorman ( or tram driver?) on vacation.

[@adriankowalczyk7101]

Are these movies really hits in PL? I don't think so. I have never seen them, becouse these movies are created so far ago...

[@RobReacts1]

Well maybe they were hits when the internet first started ;)

[@adriankowalczyk7101]

@@RobReacts1 maybe yes :D

[@taczpat5610]

Whats up Rob?

[@paulanie14]

😁😁😁

[@aaergplay6022]

If something is stupid, but do the job, then it's not stupid! 😁

[@peterparahuz7094]

2:00 this looks serious. that dude lost some of his teeth, if not worse.

[@robertmazurowski5974]

remember that being a tryhard is better than not doing anything

[@djdzieciol6777]

I would love to see more patriotic song videos! A lot of them are translated on "Polish Eagle" channel

[@yvonnejohnson3232]

I should have told you when you were in Australia, but I forgot. You can up-load a photo, either of yourself or your wife, to Australia Post Personalised Stamps. Then they will print the stamps. I did that to my counsins in the UK. And they were surprised to see their faces on stamps. LoL

[@RobReacts1]

Yea but late now 🤣

[@yvonnejohnson3232]

@@RobReacts1 I think you could still up-load them from the UK. But I'm not sure if they would mail the stamps to the UK. Maybe you could ask Australia Post.?

[@yvonnejohnson3232]

@@RobReacts1 If you go to Australia Post Personalised Stamps they will show you what you have to do. 1. Upload your photo. 2. Select how many Each sheet features 20 stamps....There's about 10 images to choose from.