ENOUGH With The Star Wars Announcements!

Another day, another pointless announcement from Disney Lucasfilm, for a Star Wars project that will probably never happen. In this case, a whole new trilogy of movies overseen by Simon Kinberg. What are the chances this will ever actually happen?
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[@Theofficialtino]

Star Wars is dead. Let’s just accept it.

[@ryanleikness3414]

Been dead since 2005 when I left the theater satisfied after seeing Revenge of the Sith

[@Iffy350]

I did ten years ago.

[@Abandonsoyciety]

It's been dead since Disney bought it. Lol

[@bencarlson4300]

Andor Season 2 comes out soon, after that it will be completely dead for me

[@LouSassol69er]

Aside from Andor Disney can't produce good Star Wars for sure

[@thekiller7994]

It’s weird how a decade ago, I was hyped for Star Wars. But now, I feel nothing but apathy

[@hoouos2]

Same. Star Wars used to be THEE Franchise that everyone could be excited for. Now I just want it to stop.

[@graye2799]

As a wise old woman once said: "Apathy is death."

[@TheBranchez]

For me it is far from apathy. Now I get angry whenever I see a new project because I know how good it potentially could but most certainly will not be. And it just reminds me of all the damage SW has suffered during the years. It is such a sad state of affairs. The only thing that bothers me more is when I see what they are doing with my precious Lord of the Rings.

[@MRFLOPPYmr]

Apathy is death!

[@rsa7767]

It looks they could afford to throw away more money. I wont even pirate any of these.

[@LukimusPrime]

The franchise is a walking corpse. Nothing they announce is going to make me watch Star Wars again. Let the franchise just die already.

[@a.x.w]

Actually there is one thing. They could announce selling the rights.

[@ParkerCS2]

Disney Star Wars is a Deadite zombie from Evil Dead. A soulless corpse.

[@blindlobster]

Not even a trilogy of movies (on Earth) about how a Kirsten Kelly tricks a Jerry Lemas into giving her his ultra-successful franchises that Jerry created and invested his life into. Once Kirsten Kelly has the franchises, she ruins the franchises by focusing on irrelevant/conflicting goals and neglecting the quality of the movies under her hand. Kirsten wants to change the world but her actions result in "her" company losing millions of cash. This causes anger and arguments with her "boss" Rob Ivan who wants to fire her but cannot do so (either because of signed documents or because Kirsten knows where the missing bodies are). Jerry Lemas hating the franchises he created because Kirsten Kelly ruined it. Anger, tragedy, drama etc. One could even make a great tv show (instead of movies) out of the concept. It wouldn't be a happy show. One could really make a good series "not based" on how existing celebrities and companies have behaved and existed... (Of course, this idea is not related to any living people or existing companies, so do not sue me.)

[@wbae1340]

There are a still a couple good things here and there. Early Mandalorian and especially Endor was awesome. Those are SO much better than the trash prequels. But yes, the rest is garbage haha

[@sjdrifter72]

@@wbae1340 I think you meant Andor, not Endor from Return of the Jedi.

[@chrisc6677]

As long as Kathleen Kenedy is in charge of anything, It will be ruined.

[@losrajvosa0078]

Excatly

[@MiataManDan]

She will be gone soon

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

@@MiataManDan when?! Until we’re 90!

[@MiataManDan]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 her contract ends next year apparently and she is old now

[@haueinif.l.4448]

or a female director gets put in charge for they first time .. again.

[@chance_ondriezek99]

The reaction to the Rey movie confirms that Star Wars fans have reached peak apathy.

[@LastSunrise1981]

They're still going through with the Rey film no one asked for?

[@Basedbrawler]

Aren’t the sequels Rey’s story. Why does she need her own movie? She’s the Mary Sue of the sequels

[@danielschoch4881]

@@LastSunrise1981 One writer quit already.

[@danielbrown9368]

Reaction to the what?

[@philjones3824]

[shrugs]

[@prkr07]

The only announcement I want to hear from that company is that KK has been fired, because that's the only thing worth celebrating.

[@terrylandess6072]

The Navigators were right to not want a Beni Jesuit Witch in their midst.

[@Avalon_1991]

She'll just make sure that whoever takes over has the same beliefs as her. Nothing will change when she goes.

[@jorghaltehreffkyan4190]

That's not gonna fix it. All of Disney s higher ups are infected with wokeness, which inhibits storytelling.

[@nicoleking772]

The only announcement I want to hear from that company is that Elon has bought Lucasfilm from Dismal and will Make Star Wars Great Again

[@manuelper]

Yeah and her successor will be a black trans gay eskimo that will amp the identity politics in casting and writing another notch. The problem is beyond KK, it's Disney itself.

[@dactorjones2430]

Disney Star Wars is like herpes, just won’t go away

[@sirloin8745]

. . . or a fart in a phone box? It just lingers on, for no good reason. 😷

[@johnpublic-g7j]

@@sirloin8745 That is some funny 💩!

[@dudet9662]

when the writers are valtrex vixens

[@devlinallistair-zx5by]

And appears at the most inopportune time.

[@lamplighter1968]

"It's like a hickey on your dick. It just won't go away." --Sarge

[@RetroRichie]

Liam Neeson said about Star Wars in an Interview, "there's too much and it's diluting the magic of it all"

[@maxmazzotti6651]

Qui-Gon speaks the truth.

[@PaulSchlock]

It's just them trying to get investors and boost their stock

[@TheReelStuff]

Imagine owning so many franchises but just keep ruining each one

[@shadowchaser3836]

Yeah but how many times can they cry wolf?

[@NERV_Mars]

And it hasn’t worked in years. There is no excitement to manage or whatever they’re calling product pushing.

[@r_c1]

who in their right mind still has stock in star wars? i would’ve cashed out years ago

[@samtaholo]

Exactly. "Disney earnings call coming up? Let's announce a new Star Wars project!" Honestly, how stupid _are_ Disney investors if they keep buying these announcements as good news?

[@mersenniusprime]

God yes, please make another trilogy. I want to see what happens when they lose money on the first movie, then realize that they either have to find a way to cancel a mainline Star Wars trilogy or keep shoveling money onto a fire. If nothing else, maybe it'll hasten the demise of Disney.

[@Tony-ix4oc]

Maybe after the third, they'll finally fire Kennedy

[@brianpembrook9164]

Give her all the force you got, Disney! We believe it will work this time; afterall the money is almost gone...

[@trashjash]

And maybe we can Morbius them too while they're at it - "Sorry Disney, we were all too busy to see it when you first put it in theaters! We promise if you pay for another round hitting the theaters, we'll totally go this time." And then give them the inner city dad going to get milk and cigs treatment.

[@heartysquid]

Sounds good to me fellas! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET DISNEY BURRRRRRRN!

[@6DunJuan9]

They say they paid $500m in advertising. Which doesn't really matter when Kennedy is on the board and receives quarterly bonuses in the 10s of millions..and can pay back her sponsors so they can sponsor another flop, but Kennedy will use her advertising company and make it back in bonuses..rinse and repeat.

[@tacitus6384]

Remember when a new Star Wars movie was a cultural event? It takes a special brand of incompetence to take that pop cultural power and turn it into nobody giving a foch in just 10 years.

[@shinichiizumi2242]

same thing happened to Marvel

[@salazam]

I learned my lesson after the Special Editions. Phantom Menace only drove it further home. Fool me once, fool me twice. If you're still getting fooled, you're a special kind of something.

[@petriew2018]

now even the reaction from the paid media is : "uhhh..... ooookay.... why?" if this company was run by adults this would be the nail in Kennedy's coffin. Hate you can monetize, apathy not so much, and Star Wars has reached the point of complete apathy.

[@toh6261]

We should all put nothing but positivity in all the comments in every video, and then just not go see any of it.

[@shinichiizumi2242]

@@toh6261 Lmao

[@100toeface]

1) Dinner with Rei 2) Palpatine's final final final revenge 3) A force for good 4) San Holo 5) My Empire and Me 6) A Sunday drive on Tatooene 7) The Ewok bookclub 8) New beginnings of endings of beginnings of endings of beginnings 9) Darth's dilemma 10) A date for Rose

[@True-Sea-Turtle]

Stars wars died the moment Disney acquired it.

[@doge-pal]

Admittedly true in hindsight. The Last Jedi opened the eyes of the majority.

[@RogueFox2185]

It died with TLJ, buried with Kenobi and then dug up along with being desecrated via the Acolyte.

[@Jekyll_Jackal]

You can see it on George Lucas's eyes after signing

[@TKWNNGGT]

Amen.

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

So true

[@bdleo300]

Star Wars fans 10-20 years ago: Please more! Star Wars fans today: Please no more!

[@stlawstlaw7585]

LOL

[@Rezzanine]

"Please stop!"

[@calexander7495]

"You can stop beating the horse, it's been nothing but bones for years."

[@JohnMartin-kf2sm]

I never imagined the day would come when I wouldn’t care about a new Stsr Wars movie. Yet here we are.

[@A2theC]

I was feeling the "no more" 20 years ago tbh. Classic trilogy was great, origin trilogy kind of killed it, which is why Georgie sold it. Disney just danced around with the corpse of what we once loved making all of us feel horrified & traumatized. Imagine a new in-law doing this at a family funeral, poor grandpa beloved monarch of the family who slaved through the depression building the family's wealth.

[@Patrick-fk4ef]

"Who the fuck even cares?" is exactly how I feel about Star Wars now, thanks to Disney.

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Hamill and Ford becoming a couple of Kamala simps sunk the franchise even more. My neighbors took down all of their Star Wars memorabilia and listed it on eBay after that pathetic Harrison Ford endorsement video. These actors literally see half of the country as facists, racists, and garbage. It's best not to support them. Anthony Hopkins said it best when he said that actors need to keep their political views to themselves.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT THE CRITICAL DRINKER 🍺 WORK.

[@salazam]

and yet you still clicked...

[@theunknowman12]

​@@salazam he clicked for the critical drinker content and not the star wars itself

[@salazam]

​@@theunknowman12 Nah, I don't think so. Nice try tho.

[@TophTheMelonLord1]

I remember waiting in line with my mom and cousin for Revenge of the Sith, we waited 8 hours and there were people camping and in cosplay all so excited for it. It was an actual event and a core memory for it, but now It's impossible to form any kind of care or excitement for anything Disney shits out

[@JonathanGaeta]

That was probably the coolest experience you had and I’m so sad I never got to experience, I was 5 at that time and I didn’t like going to the movies because it was too loud. When I did go see the new Disney Star Wars movies it didn’t have the same atmosphere during the prequel movies.

[@robbiewatson3525]

Me too. I saw all three in theaters as a kid. We waited for a few hours for phantom menace. We were playing the phantom menace soundtrack on the way there. Ppl dressed as darth maul waiting in line….good memories.

[@vvv1761]

The sludge must flow!

[@Jadty]

Slop.

[@1000sofusernames]

The sludge it turns the fremens hair pink.

[@robertmaybeth3434]

I think you just won the internet

[@dabhidhm4093]

Now I just feel uncomfortable.

[@Comraderussian7]

NOT THE SLUDGE

[@stevencherry1396]

Disney took one of the most valuable IPs in history, with one of the most dedicated fan bases ever, and ran it into the ground.

[@tylere.8436]

At least in mainstream entertainment it is; but real dedicated still love the lore pre-Disney/EU.

[@MikeJohnson-qy4wq]

The problem is they know, saying that is meaningless for them as they aren’t looking for financial success. It’s all about social engineering and THE MESSAGE

[@cristopherfrakes1416]

They took 2 down.... They managed to kill Marvel too! They sure are good at what they do!

[@salazam]

Was it really Disney? I mean, people kept buying tickets. If people keep buying tickets of course they're going to keep making them.

[@calexander7495]

@salazam They milked the nostalgia until it was gone. People wanted to like it but Disney's terrible storytelling and destruction of the lore drove more and more people away each time. They were going to launch 1-2 Star Wars movies a year, now they go on Disney Plus. Basically the equivalent of Straight to DVD. No man, they ruined it. They strangled the golden goose, giving it just enough air to keep kicking for a little while.

[@bagggers9796]

I don't even watch ANY of the new Star Wars stuff, and I'm STILL sick of Star Wars.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

GREAT THE CRITICAL DRINKER ENOUGH WITH STAR 🌟 WARS Announcement

[@tulinfirenze1990]

Agreed - that's a real accomplishment. Well done Disney!

[@tankerd1847]

Star Wars works when it is a trilogy roughly every generation. The problem is the trilogies have to be good and even when they're good you can't just spam the franchise with absurd amounts of filler content in between. Video games and books are one thing, because they allow the audience to use a greater amount of imagination in their interaction with them. What Disney is doing with the film and TV overload is killing any and all hype for their next set of movies, and that's before you account how bad their trilogy sucked.

[@noahcocking4617]

I would recommend getting through the first 3 episodes of Andor Season 1 but aside from that, yeah it’s dead

[@wankertanker1813]

I would if I could rent it on DVD or bluray. Who the f can afford streaming and an internet connection??

[@JakeDelanois]

Expanding universe does not necessarily translate to quality. One should emphasize on maintaining the initial essence while innovating. Continuous announcements are not impressive if they are not backed up with substantial progress and delivery.

[@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

Disney needs to realize Star Wars is dead, and they were the ones that killed the franchise.

[@defiraphi]

Same goes with Alien , Terminator, Predator, James Bond, Robocop, etc... they are all dead franchises since long .

[@TheBelrick]

Ahhh back in 2015 i was screaming how awful Disney SW was. The amount of copium invoked to overlook the awful mess that was the farce awakens. Good times because now, people are like: yes you were right. Because accepting awful movies first then rejecting them through share apathy second is the first step in healing hollywood so that in the future, we may once again get good movies.

[@rogerhalt3991]

It needs to go away for a few years, even staff at LF think the same

[@bdleo300]

Star Wars fans 10-20 years ago: Please more! Star Wars fans today: Please no more!

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

The Democrats need to realize... Oh nevermind

[@bazig2070]

Star Wars was my jam. I loved it. Then, one day, Disney came along and did horrible, unspeakable things to it in front of my eyes, and now it keeps asking if I'd like to stay in the room and witness the next thing it's going to do to it. Like the Drinker said, I don't care anymore.

[@archersterling6726]

Weirdly specific...

[@F0XRunner]

@@archersterling6726 South Park reference to Indiana Jones episode

[@greasey8695]

@@archersterling6726 Ah, keeping your eyes open for that sort of thing?

[@archersterling6726]

@@F0XRunner Oh, I see now. Thanks 😅

[@dinkmartini3236]

Okay. Dark but...effective. 😳

[@nathanbeverley247]

"You bent Star Wars so much that it finally broke, and there's no fixing it now." I knew that was true, but dang that still hits hard.

[@A2theC]

It was spread so far & so thin that we saw through the marketing fluff & could hear the writers thoughts as they penned the first & only draft.

[@yami122]

Most normal people don't really care and like Star Wars just fine It's only really the alpha node who live on the Internet who waste their time watching videos just to hate on Star Wars who actually care By the way people hated the prequel trilogy and people hated the special editions people hating on Star Wars is nothing new and guess what star Wars kept going and it's going to keep going

[@calexander7495]

@@yami122 lol. Sure thing shill. Sure thing.

[@yami122]

@@calexander7495 tell that to Disney's profit margins for Star Wars it's made billions of dollars tens of billions of dollars and G for something that's not popular should are a lot of youtube channels that have hundreds of thousands if not millions of subscribers and views who do nothing but talk about you guessed it Star Wars

[@calexander7495]

@yami122 Sure thing shill, sure thing. You keep bragging about Disney's diminished returns on the once beloved franchise who's nostalgia they milked dry with their awful woke overhaul. 👉🤡

[@Elimino_P]

If someone told 12 year old me that someday Star Wars would be totally dead to me, I'd NEVER have believed them.

[@The_Mimewar]

Remember when Star Wars was a rare occurrence, and the lore was serious business? I literally don’t care anymore. I have 3 movies I love, 3 I like, and a few episodes of clone wars. Star Wars is dead to me though.

[@hardpack187]

That's modern Hollywood. Look at how many fucking superhero movies have been shit out over the last 15 years. If something works once, it will work even better the next 40 times, that's their logic. Who can blame them, though? Deadpool 7, Iron Man 9, Captain America 13, you'll still see it.

[@finkamain1621]

They can't even be bothered to even make a good soundtrack with unique new compositions. Instead we just get the remix of the Star Wars theme and other remixes of themes from the original trilogy. They don't care about making a long lasting product, they just care about pleasing investors and pushing the message

[@abeartheycallFozzy]

John Williams is getting pretty old now and nobody on Earth is capable of making good music anymore. Apparently.

[@tntTom174]

I got four games with fond memories (KotOR, Jedi Knight&Academy) on top

[@KissellMissile]

And Rebels!

[@camb9319]

4:00 - 'you bent Star Wars so much that it finally broke' *THAT* my good man, is one hell of an analogy, and so true!

[@SheldonAdama17]

“It’s dead, Jim.” Oh wait wrong franchise.

[@PizzaTheHutt69]

"I'm a doctor Jim, not a franchise ruining director!"

[@kleinwolf35]

Well, you're not wrong. For both franchises.

[@skepticalsmurf]

but unfortunately you’re right in both cases 😓

[@Сайтамен]

Every franchise is dead now.

[@Volkbrecht]

So what you're saying is that a Star Trek crossover is the thing that will save Star Wars?

[@alexanderivanyuk8001]

Man Disney is like a bad gambler. Keeps doubling down on the losses.

[@TrapMaster9215]

When Drinker ends his videos with 'Go away now', I think he was actually referring to Disney SW and not us.

[@BryceByerley]

Tragic...because it's not going away as long as Disney has money.

[@JonathanGaeta]

@@BryceByerleyunless people finally wake up and leave NeverLand to stop giving Disney money. I know that’s wishful thinking but what the entertainment industry has become is horrific and it’s all Disney’s fault why most movies try to be like the MCU or Star Wars.

[@MOH_AL_K]

They’re not gonna “ course correct “ unless they release a couple of movies that flop harder than The Marvels

[@Hurrishane03]

Good thing Acolyte is already in the bag↘️

[@lesterparker1594]

Do your part and don’t go watch it. I know I won’t

[@MisterBeagleton]

Which seems inevitable at this point

[@chrispollard341]

Even then.........

[@MOH_AL_K]

@@Hurrishane03 that’s not a movie tho. It doesn’t have box office numbers and stuff like that.

[@UnwantedGhost1-anz25]

"Yes, I want these films to fail. I want them to fail, because they have given me no reason to wish for their success." *- Solar Sands*

[@FindSimpleGuides]

Disney's strategy has started losing its impact and it's honestly concerning. Let's hope for a more promising future for the saga.

[@fujitofusan]

No more saga. Scratch all other as non canon and wait 5 years. Try a different director and studio that could make qaulity script. No diversity bullshit.

[@calexander7495]

They ruined the Saga back with The Force Awakens.

[@joemarx7495]

This is why I'm so happy that they retconned the EU, because they've literally split the Star Wars universe into two distinct versions: Legends Star Wars and Disney Star Wars. So, as I've done from the very beginning, people can just follow the Legends version and just completely denounce Disney's as being really shitty fan fiction.

[@Exton_Z1]

Mara Jade is waayyy cooler than Rey

[@joemarx7495]

@Exton_Z1 Facts

[@finkamain1621]

@@Exton_Z1 I'd rather have a space barbarian army as the bad guys than the Empire 2.0 with Disney Star Wars

[@hunterg.1300]

The sad thing is, that there are quite a few Canon comics in the Disney era that are actually extremely good--probably because Disney doesn't have much control over or does not care about what happens in the comics. To this day, the Charles Soule run on Darth Vader is one of my favorite comic series of all time.

[@thecandlemaker1329]

I liked Rebels and Jedi videogames.

[@DH-eg8nt]

only announcement I want to hear from disney, is they are selling the franchise

[@michelguevara151]

I've got about 26centimes to spare, but I'd want every copy of the disney shite wars films and spinoffs burned and every mention on the internet scrubbed.

[@csurampower]

A long, long time ago when I was in college, our class studied Joseph Campbell and "The Power of Myth". A part of that is how ancient mythology informed George Lucas on "Star Wars: A New Hope", and how classic mythology tropes were used to make the story for that film interesting yet familiar, and involving for the audience. Today, I look at the Star Wars content being churned out, and I can't imagine any classroom finding any educational value in examining it, except for a business class looking at how a giant corporation managed to strangle a golden goose. EDIT: Sly little "The Running Man" reference there, Drinker. Top notch!

[@lukefreeman4281]

Andor was good….and yes it contains educational value. 📜

[@GoodCitizen-g6f]

Disney is not interested in mythos. They are interested in propaganda through their awful movies.

[@neophyte_7777]

it's cool realizing Lucas pretty much ripped the story beats from Campbell's Monomyth, and how it basically solidified the OG trilogy as perfection

[@l.sophia2803]

Yes! And its worth a mention that Campbell was a mentor of sorts to Lucas, personally. Campbell was not only a mythologist but also a Jungian, which lent the aspect of deep psychology to the mythic forms Lucas presented that captured us so well. I remember everything about seeing Star Wars for the first time, from the name and location of the theatre, to the sound that made me duck at the opening scene as the Imperial ship flew overhead. We were so innocent and so damn lucky..

[@seriouscat2231]

The original is about humanity's attempt to understand itself. The current films are about humanity thinking that it already understands itself perfectly and only needs to express this perfect understanding. The problem is, the white male characters and heroes are embodiments of this first original aspiration, whereas the minority characters embody the latter.

[@Ravencos]

1:45 Produced. Produced. But not directed.

[@Project_415]

Just like how the same man who directed the Sequel Trilogy of Star Wars was also a producer on Person of Interest. Just because they’re involved doesn’t mean they’re entirely responsible for its quality

[@andrewevans7229]

He isn’t slated to be directing the trilogy.

[@bobsuruncle2112]

“Nobody wants anymore Star Wars” And that was the whole point 🤷‍♂️

[@higherground9888]

Exactly. Demoralization.

[@Rishi123456789]

@@higherground9888 You're right, but their demoralisation agenda failed on me because I only care about the first six Star Wars films anyway. To me, only those films are canon. So Disney can shit out as many films and shows with the Star Wars logo cynically slapped onto it as they want.

[@yami122]

lots of people want Star Wars alpha nerds who think that a bunch of them screaming on the Internet makes them the majority simply don't want Star Wars and even then oftentimes they go see the movies anyways

[@Zarreth]

@@yami122 First, punctuation is your friend and you don't need to be a nerd to use it. 2nd, you're missing the point. The fanbase is a shell of it's former self. Your comment would be right regarding the people who obscenely hated the prequals but the numbers for the movies dropped after TLJ and the backlash towards its critics. Mando brought hope back with the first two seasons but the numbers for Boba, Kenobi, and s3 dipped so bad that Andor was failing until word of mouth saved its numbers. Numbers for Ashoka weren't great since people were mixed and then Acolyte....yeah.... cancelled due to low numbers and only even has a tiny cult following because of hardcore fans trying to support it to "own the chuds" or whatever they say nowadays. Even then, they're just liking it for identity politics purposes out of obligation to their weird ideology that they share with those who made it. There's always going to be those who eat up everything star wars, but that number isn't as big as it used to be after the studio and actors constantly attacking the fanbase. That's the difference between the Disney Machine and George Lucas, Lucas never attacked the fans and accused them of being evil people for not liking the prequels.

[@yami122]

@@ZarrethCrippled nerves prevent me from typing I use a voice recognition software and it doesn't really do punctuation very well As for the identity politics honestly the opposite can be said as well people only hated the acolyte because of their obsession with identity politics and their weird ideology It is a scientific fact that those who are lowest on social ladders are the ones who fear rising demographics the most and it's a bunch of loser nerds who can't handle that not every movie hero is a white man anymore and they flip out any time a movie has a woman it's funny they rant about how every more way has to have a woman nowadays but the reality is is that women leads in movies and TV shows is still a minority and men are still the dominant leads in both movies and TV shows Also honestly it's pretty arrogant to just assume people only like something to spike you instead of you know just liking it because they like it a bunch of loser outfit nerds getting together and deciding their right doesn't mean other people aren't going to have different opinions on their taste in art and there's people who genuinely like the acolyte Speaking of weird ideologies you have to be pretty pathetic to be going on to KZbin videos just to hate on something if you don't like the new stuff disney is doing with Star Wars why are you here why are you interacting with Star Wars in any way shape or form see back in my day If people didn't like a movie or TV show they would just not watch it and don't watch the sequels instead of what you often nerds try to do and hate on a franchise yet for some reason still cling to it just so you can continue to hate on it instead of just moving on with your life Honestly Star Wars isn't the problem the problem is the bigoted fans who feel entitled as if Disney owes them something And as if Star Wars has ever been anything other than a children's Series Also you must not be aware of the fact that George Lucas sold Star Wars because of how horrible the fans were to him

[@earthlingcarl3179]

I still can't believe how badly they handled Kenobi, that could have easily run for 4-5 seasons with two giants in McGregor and Christensen as the foundation. But now it's been wrecked. Very sad.

[@Banzai51]

That would have been such a massive butchering of the lore I'm surprised they didn't do it.

[@andreas5563]

It gave us Star Wars Larry which is my favorite thing on youtube so im happy

[@brainrich1358]

I think Kenobi could've gone the western/lone wanderer/Logan route for a fantastic mini series. But the way they went absolutely ruined the Canon continuity, and the writing was laughably stupid.

[@goa9034]

The novel Kenobi is awesome My favorite SW standalone book

[@olafgurke4699]

@@andreas5563 Obi-Wan Ben Larry Kenobi is a legend, and everything Auralnautes does with SW is gold.

[@EliC09]

Only Star Wars announcement I want to hear is that the sequel trilogy isn’t canon

[@AngelColeman-c8h]

Exactly This!!

[@A2theC]

Pluto is a planet, classic trilogy is only canon.

[@miraxterrik]

Goodness this!! It's not canon in my head anyway

[@Filterdeez]

​@@A2theCsorry bud, but episodes 1-3 are a part of GL's original vision. There are 6 movies, cope and seethe

[@JonathanGaeta]

@@Filterdeezdude’s probably still stuck in 1999-2005 sh*tting on the prequels or a HelloGreedo wannabe

[@allenporter6586]

The only way to "reboot" Star Wars is to have an original story set 100's of years in the future with no legacy characters except possibly mentioned as legends from the past that is a GOOD story first and foremost and don't make it a trilogy, stories earn sequels they shouldn't just be handed them (exception LOTR as all 3 movies were ONE story pre-movie, as for The Hobbit...never should have been a trilogy). The original Star Wars wan't a "trilogy deal" it was just a story George Lucas wanted to tell, it earned the other two movies in the original trilogy.

[@DOOMStudios]

The Dark Phoenix Director and Writer doing this?!?! They can’t even get worse from here….

[@theshadowman1398]

You underestimate them.

[@jamiecollins7915]

not until the triumphant return of Ruin johnson making a trilogy inspired by the last jedi, his magnum opus.

[@Adamguy2003]

So, the person who came up with that vomit- inducing (On so many levels) "X- Women" line is going to be given the authority to make a 'Star Wars' movie? Aye- yi- yi.

[@Mouse_Metal]

Also f-ing Rebels. :D It will be a Mary Sue fest. Especially because Failoni is the main creative officer or whatever his position of power in the Disney Empire is called.

[@pranavsai9669]

It can get a lot 'worse'. Just get in the She-Hulk writers and see it stoop even lower 💀

[@Retrofun69]

Star Wars... I feel nothing but apathy. And when its not apathy, its disgust

[@All2Meme]

How about audible groaning? It's what I do when I hear about yet another feckless Star Wars "project" designed to milk just a bit more money from the slowly dying cash cow.

[@Noodles.Doodles]

Hope leads to anger, anger leads to disgust, disgust.... leads to apathy.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

"Apathy is death" ❤

[@seanmcgrady8688]

All they had to do was turn the Expanded Universe into movies or a bunch of series. Made faithfully, those would have been the easiest cash cows & great stories. We're in the wrong timeline.

[@louisduarte8763]

Looking at the results of the Election, I concur.

[@hardpack187]

No, that would still suck. I don't understand why people nowadays need 20+ movies in a film series.

[@hardpack187]

​@@louisduarte8763Does it ever get exhausting thinking about him 24/7? I voted for the guy, and I guarantee he's on your mind more than he's on mine.

[@347Jimmy]

There were so many interconnected stories to work from, they would have had the Marvel-style franchise they wanted so badly

[@hardpack187]

@@347Jimmy Oh, what a shame. We almost missed out on Disney being more like Marvel, and you're actually disappointed about that? Please, never watch movies ever again. People like you have killed cinema

[@sunso1991]

i want more disney Starwars!!!!!!!!! i need more Mueller and Disparu 5 hour reviews! 🤣🤣🤣

[@whitetipvelociraptor5759]

That would be the ONLY reason for me!

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

Star Wars have become more irrelevant than Mark Hamill’s Twitter tantrums

[@BeeDub57]

To be fair, at least Mark's meltdowns are amusing.

[@iexist.imnotjoking5700]

​@@BeeDub57 So are Disney's dumpster fires.

[@markdarragh6620]

Will he still use twitter once he leaves the country?

[@mawnkey]

Twitter was simultaneously the worst and best thing to ever happen to celebrities. It's been absolutely terrible for their PR but hilariously amazing for those of us that hate celebrity culture.

[@piperian3962]

You say that, but I think about Mark Hamill’s Twitter meltdown more than all of Disney’s recent work combined.

[@vincentanzelone8705]

Pass on everything Disney Star Wars. Not one more penny. Not one more second.

[@Snowfreak357]

0:49 wtf, that list is ridiculous. No wonder the quality is so horrible in everything they do

[@LittlePhizDorrit]

This has always been my analogy and I'm sticking with it: If Star Wars is like a Race Car, then the prequels were the terrible accident where the driver skidded into a wall smashing its front and popping its front tires off. The Clone Wars was the tow truck that dragged it back to the pit to be repaired while on the way accidentally ripping off the bumper. The Force Awakens was the guy who was supposed to do the body work, but all he did was hammer the windshield. The Last Jedi was the guy who wanted to repair the engine, but after he removed it, he didn't put anything back in the hole because the body was too misshapen and also he thought it was funny. The Rise of Skywalker was the body guy who came back in, saw the engine was gone, and decided to just hammer close the hood/bonnet and hope nobody noticed the lack of motor. All the side movies were a random fan who snuck into the pit and announced he should be the driver and lead the pit crew before wandering off to watch the other cars. The first two seasons of The Mandalorian was the guy who saw the smashed up car, and decided that the best thing to do was to wash it and put new tires on it. All the other Disney+ shows are the raging fire started by the pipe smoking team owner who nonchalantly tossed a match on the damaged vehicle's leaking gas tank burning it to a husk and melting the shiny new tires. The driver with the severe head injury has just been wandering around the whole time blaming the audience in the stands for the accident, loss of engine, and even the fire. This car will NEVER drive again, it is at this point completely irreparable. And worse, Nobody even wants it to drive again. There are other cars in the race.

[@MrProy33]

Welll... The problem is also the fans who keep watching out of curiosity, or brand addiction, or hoping for a return to form, or hate watching, or collecting, or whatever else reason. If it stopped making money altogether, it would go away now.

[@mrconroy4672]

I would want a day where they stopped caring about marvel, and Lucasfilm along with Disney as a whole.

[@cartoonking1789]

They seem to be shrinking with each flop.

[@SonOfUberTuber66]

My name is Joe Smith, and I am a Star Wars brand addict.

[@Da1337Man]

Everyone has that one person they know who be like ''i gotta go see the new star wars movie. Why, you ask? Dude, its star wars''

[@NathanCassidy721]

Considering the YT viewership on reviews of Star Wars shows outnumber the actual viewership, I’d say this is a false statement.

[@countdunkelheit1389]

"Fanfourstick"😂😂

[@HumungusO_o]

Lmao

[@agentsmith2378]

😂😂😂

[@jefff8130]

😂😂😂

[@mediocreman2]

*fant 4 stic. But yes. 😅

[@alexmajor7773]

I sorry but that’s Chris Stuckmann’s bit..

[@TheLindenbeat]

They aint milking the cow, theyre grinding it's bones to dust.

[@Crowseye11]

Tolkien was a smart man. He didn’t want Disney near his creations.

[@dungusyungus245s]

0:36 Imagining the Star Wars IP being sentient and saying this makes me sad. As if it knows all that has come before and only wishes to to be put to rest.

[@flashtu]

If they want to make more diverse star wars....let them do it. At this time no one cares anymore just let it sunk in darkness.

[@toddw.8277]

But I want more lesbian space witches!!!

[@battlesheep2552]

Agreed, watching billion dollar corporations throw away money brings me more joy than any Star Wars property that has come out over the past 10 years.

[@Lonjustice]

That plush better have a voice box when i squeeze it itll play his catchphrase, "modern audiences, go away now, uuuhhhh" 4:37

[@jakubdabrowski3846]

And "the message"

[@Lonjustice]

@jakubdabrowski3846 I knew there was missing

[@dlewdm]

What about BELIEVE THAT

[@jdblue00]

Great review again. Thanks for all your good work.

[@MrApostolis78]

The only announcement we need to hear is the sale of the IP.

[@lance134679]

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode: "You can take the reservation, you just can't hold the reservation" when trying to rent a car. You can announce a movie, you just can't make a movie. And that's really the most important part of the movie process.

[@JoeMapes]

When you scrolled down the list with the arcade music, I thought I was looking back at high score list on '80's Frogger at my local childhood arcade.

[@joelhodoborgas]

Jorge Constanza is that you

[@notmomoayase]

i'm done with star wars. i'm leaving this community. and i'm leaving the goddamn industry of entertaiment. fuck hollywood and fuck star wars.

[@DanEl-c9c]

At this point I am thoroughly convinced that kathleen kennedy has more s*** on the people that allow her to keep her post at lucas film, then epstein and diddy combined

[@WarlockX4]

I went to Disneyland recently with family. We went to the Star wars area of the park. I couldn't even enjoy it all because of the nonsense Disney has done with the IP.

[@marvinadams4784]

Same here. Seeing "Rey" in Rise of the Resistance made me ill.

[@Mouse_Metal]

Why are you giving them your money? :(

[@kingDowahs]

Star wars Episode X: Somehow Jar Jar returned

[@x.atheista]

I would see that. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@martincarter6961]

Make Jar Jar the Sith Lord and you have a movie worth watching

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Time for Darth Jar to confront Palpatine

[@getzby7877]

Watch Jar Jar going the way of Dragon Age Veilgard and being a Sith is secondary to being a specific gender. Because that is what everyone needs to focus on for these people. Oh and of course every white man is evil

[@pcpasix]

Honestly would be a gift from God at this point.

[@dt855]

Lmao the Stuckmann slander. That guy is so clearly exhausted and done. Like a jaded cop waiting on his pension.

[@freydawg56]

I used to watch all kinds of his videos. Great passion. But lately, almost every video he comes releases, i see it and i just have no willpower to watch it.

[@djblue056]

He also doesn’t review bad movies. He got a lot of heat for posting a video saying he’s not reviewing Madam Web. Said he felt bad for the producers or whatnot.

[@CLove511]

Haven't watched Cuckmann since about the time he announced Shelby Oaks. That was the catalyst for him only giving "positive" reviews, and by reviews, I mean an unenthusiastic handy to people he wants to impress in Hollywood.

[@djblue056]

@ facts!

[@HoshizakiYoshimasa]

I remember back in 2012 reacting to the Disney acquisition of Star Wars with the Han Solo quote "I gotta bad feeling about this" and getting replied like "But Marvel!" And "How It can be as bad as the prequels?" Now all these years later it feels Good to be right. I knew Disney was going to ruin it.

[@adamc1966]

Yes and C3PO's famous quote...I'm going to regret this 😊

[@Djordje_Jovanovic]

As long as Darth Kay-Kay is the the house there's no hope for Star Wars.

[@ParkerCS2]

As long as Disney owns Lucasfilm there’s no hope for Star Wars

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

More like Darth Han Jab.

[@portalmanHUN]

KK has so little saying in these projects you have no idea.

[@DevDog98]

until Lucas owns star wars in its entirety again there is no hope.

[@redfoxninja3173]

In a galaxy far far away someone cares...but not here!

[@Badmunky64]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, we use to get excited about Star Wars....

[@IGotThisGeorgeLopez1]

Movies and TV shows should only be announced when their ready to film

[@kurfsolb]

Star Wars needs one man. Uwe Boll.

[@holyheretic3185]

I've seen enough space ice to know it will be 10000x better than what they are making now

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Someone needs to clue Uwe in that he can use activism like these 100% legal tax schemes he made his old movies with.

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

IT's probably a tax evasion scam, to announce these projects and greatly exaggerate the investment loss.

[@thehonesttruth8808]

Bingo

[@thehonesttruth8808]

Bingo

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

That's not tax evasion.... just a standard accounting practice. Tax evasion is actually illegal; you have to evade paying tax you actually owe. This is tax avoidance; using accounting and structuring to create losses in one area to avoid tax on profits elsewhere.

[@thehonesttruth8808]

@@OsellaSquadraCorse lol, uh huh…

[@MichealVt]

@@OsellaSquadraCorse indeed

[@jiggycalzone8585]

"No need to report anything until we have something to report" - Newt Gunray

[@theshadowman1398]

I give it 3 months before we never hear about this trilogy again like with at least 20 other Star Wars movies that were announced years ego.

[@drdreddmanofmystery9482]

Disney...stop...just stop it.

[@majorpwner241]

Stop it. Get some help.

[@JamesCartist]

by announcing all these projects they are hoping that something, anything will catch attention and give them a project to focus on based on feedback.

[@xrpimperialcommander8695]

We can only thank Disney for Rogue One and Andor. THATS THE LIST. Ty for this StarWars content and nothing more.

[@Ultriac301]

Rogue One is overrated and heavily based on the OT nostalgia. It doesn't deserve that much praise and love and neither does the Andor Disney Plus show.

[@fandomking8939]

​@@Ultriac301finally someone with sense. Just because it wasn't unwatchable doesn't mean it was good.

[@Garek_George]

They will NEVER kill my ♥️ love for the OT. No matter how hard they try, they’re not demoralizing me. Don’t let ‘em get YOU either. 👊🏽👍🏽

[@sjdrifter72]

Disney Star Wars doesn't affect me at all, because it's not real Star Wars and it's all non-canon. I'll always love the true 1977-83 Star Wars that I grew up with as a kid along with my Kenner toys and action figures.

[@tommymarco]

Still love the OT

[@MeczennikFitnessu]

Why are you black?

[@JoshLasto]

0:21 “carries about as much weight as an apology from Boogie”. Nearly spit my drink out laughing. 😂

[@jacksonlovesnintendo]

Wouldn’t that mean it’s actually impactful??

[@ForbiddenMemoriesGoat]

​@@jacksonlovesnintendonice bait bro

[@jacksonlovesnintendo]

@@ForbiddenMemoriesGoat no I mean because Boogie carries a LOT of weight, thereby making his apology very impactful. It was a play on the wording

[@bartoni79]

Who is boogie?

[@T1S_Mixes]

​@@bartoni79 I envy you not knowing.

[@GuppyCzar]

I'd like to announce now I'm working on a Prequel Trilogy focused on Ewoks.

[@tommo9757]

Hope you got a decent legal team 😂

[@suzannegallagher7143]

If Disney were to announce that, I'd say that it couldn't possible be any stupider than what they're currently doing. Go for it!

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

they made 2 movies already lol

[@gg-sr9lq]

The ONLY good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars is the appreciation, and redemption, of Hayden as Anakin

[@gnarwhal7562]

I've been burned too many times by Disney Star Wars, to the point where I have absolutely no love for the franchise anymore. Whenever a new SW project is announced, I just can't bring myself to care. Lucasfilm is like that one ex trying desperately to insert themselves back into your life, (but you moved on a long, long time ago...)

[@9timepokechamp]

Nobody cares about Disney Star Wars anymore 🙄 😅

[@RoryMitchell00]

Kennedy is just jealous of the _Star_ _Trek_ _4_ record for movie announcements that end up nowhere. Oh how I long for the days when nerds used to have loud debates over whether _Star_ _Trek_ or _Star_ _Wars_ was the better franchise. Now they're both just punchlines for admittedly dumb jokes attempted by the fans that used to care about them.

[@BiriBiri925]

Before, nerds argued about which franchise was better. Now nerds argue about which franchise is worse. It's like poetry.

[@T-Raven1986]

A long time ago... In a Disney Executive Office not so far away, but still not far enough. Another untitled Disney Star Wars Project was announced and there was much rejoice.... yey 😐 "Soo you have another untitled Star Wars project for me" "Yes sir I do!" "What's it about?" "I don't know!??" 🙃 "Well how can we announce another Star Wars project without a story?" "SUPER EASY! Barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yeah we're just gonna make another announcement that'll probably get cancelled, along with all of the other Star Wars projects that got cancelled and that will most definitely get the fans excited to see this movie that we are not gonna make." "Wow! Cancelled untitled Star Wars projects are TIGHT!" "Yeh, no matter how good or bad the story is, we'll just put a chick in there and make her lame & geyy!" 👍😁👍

[@ParkerCS2]

All Disney had to do was faithfully adapt the EU!

[@PrincipalButtsavage]

That required having someone there with half a brain!

[@Сайтамен]

But remember, they had no source material

[@Garek_George]

They were taxed with demoralizing us by destroying society’s beloved IPs. Stick with the OT, my dude. 👊🏽👍🏽

[@brettloo7588]

this!

[@crazyralph6386]

And pay Lucas royalties on everything pre 2012 Star Wars??? Never! They’d rather steal bits and pieces of the EU, change the names, and still run it into the ground. They’re so utterly incompetent.

[@sivad1025]

Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try Disney: Try me

[@sirloin8745]

Kennedy: Hold my beer! 🍺

[@JackJohnson1970]

Star Wars died the moment that Disney bought the franchise. RIP Star Wars

[@eweng903]

Given that George Lucas used the force to father Anakin Skywalker in the first SW trilogy of movies to claim that more Skywalkers are not possible is likely an overstep.

[@ashleysanford8645]

I did see a commercial for Skeleton Crew, it looked like it was for toddlers! All the "stars" look like they are nine or 10. Definitely not anything I would be interested in!

[@yukoncorneliusthelegendhim9751]

i thought it looked cute and fun. im not super stoked about it or anything, but that was my genuine 1st impression. guess my standards are pretty low these days idonno, but i wont be too too surprised if it ends up being decent.

[@creepingdread88]

I do remember getting tons of grief, when I once correctly wrote I didn't like the farce awakens. I was sceptical of anyone other than Lucas making a Star Wars film, because when you really think about it, what made Star Wars stand about the rest, were small things. The style, the aesthetics, the colour, lighting, cinematography etc. It wasn't just the story, so when I saw the first trailer, I just said, nope, that's not Star Wars. I was called the r word, amongst other things, but, they were missing the point. I didn't like any of the new actors, not just their characters. The actors were never right from the start. Disney doesn't have a clue how to make Star Wars, and they never have. There's no reason to think that will change. Star Wars will be resurrected one day, when it's been long forgotten, and it's a passion project for some future director. Hollywood will look a while lot different byvthen too. Disney will be gone, along with all the big studios. Hollywood, not only have a liberal bias, which is decisive and not what people want from their escapism and entertainment, they also purged all the talent, they don't know how to make a film at this point. That's quite a big problem for a film studio.

[@malcontender6319]

2:20 A highly accurate meme. They really were wasted, weren't they?

[@btbrotherton]

I won't be excited for anything in the Star Wars universe until Kathleen Kennedy retires or is fired. Wouldn't be surprised if Disney stock skyrockets the day that's announced.

[@franktower9006]

My attitude towars Star Wars - ignore it and it will go away eventually.

[@thefilthyrhombus3856]

Star Wars is fundamentally broken. The foundation of Star Wars, The Original Trilogy, was shattered with the release of The Force Awakens, and it can't be fixed with more projects regardless of their quality. That's what happens when the foundation of something is broken. Oh, you renovated the downstairs bathroom? Doesn't matter, the foundation is cracked, you re-painted the guest bedroom? Doesn't fucking matter the house is about to collapse. There's only one way to save Star Wars; 1) Decannonize everything Disney has done, the good and then bad. 2) Wait 10-15 years. (You could start doing video games and an animated show around 8 or 12 years.) 3) Have people who are actually talented and care about Star Wars try again with new movies. Every year, they put this off only lengthens the time before Star Wars can be good or profitable again. Also, it increases the risk that it can simply never be revived at all. Lastly, I see this announcement as Kathleen Kennedy, yet again trying to prolong her tenure. All the rumors of her wanting to retire are bullshit, but I do think her days are finally numbered. My bet is that Disney is waiting to see how the Mandalorian movie does. If it underperforms or outright bombs I think that will be the end for Kennedy and Star Wars as a whole for quite some time.

[@andrewlaco1776]

Star Wars died with the Suncrusher level destruction of the EU.

[@DaDitka]

Nice Legends reference there. At least that hasn't been touched, for what little that is worth.

[@sjdrifter72]

@@DaDitka I will never call it "Legends". That's the disrespectful label Disney slapped upon the Expanded Universe, which is the real Star Wars canon along with the Original Trilogy.

[@one_with_kevrything9825]

Unless it's the long anticipated Gonk Droid movie, I don't want it.

[@ParkerCS2]

Meanwhile, That last episode of The Penguin stuck the landing! Holy crap! I’m still in shock! Matt Reeves has further gained my trust!

[@chrishill7797]

Yeah, it blew me away too today! Awesome

[@liamphibia]

I can't wait for Drinker to give all his thoughts on it. He's probably really happy.

[@MilyaushaErmakov-f8x]

Whoa, this is epic! Do more like this!

[@setlik3gaming80]

Rey is DOA Kathleen WOKE Kennedy is DOA Bobby Woke Igor is DOA Woke Failure Feige is DOA

[@merafirewing6591]

When Disney bought Star Wars, it was the beginning of the end. Solo A Star Wars Story was a sign of what's to come, and The Last Jedi is what finally put the franchise six feet under. And the Acolyte is just committing necromancy at the dead franchise.

[@Im_trash_bruh]

I thought it was clear that people had a referendum on woke ideology