Entertaining Children | Michael McIntyre

[@fourwinds4444]

What is truly wonderful about Michael is that his jokes are never sexually offensive or rude about anyone; that's true talent. So many comedians and movies get laughs by nasty put downs or grubby sexual innuendo. Michael uses everyday life situations that we have all experienced and finds the comedy. That's comic genius. Thanks Michael!

[@JBKNL]

I love that as well. Very clean humor 😊

[@magnacz]

You don’t have sex in your life that is funny ?

[@rosierennie5867]

"I coloured Wally in... Is that bad?" 😂😂😂😂 I did this to my cousins, they still cant find Wally

[@MartinelunafayeWhitear21]

😂😂😂😂

[@DragonLuver44]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@victoriapyke5453]

This is a total parent hack, I love it 😂

[@jacketpotato8185]

There been looking 4 20 years now

[@madshadow9250]

Doing this to my niece and nephew, my sister deserves a break

[@Showtime_1509]

“We’re going to find a life we had before you two” 😂

[@davidhaystacks4153]

HILARIOUS.

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

If you have kids - you know the truth of that statement.

[@colettedeegan8861]

Yes that the one cracks me up…. Love it 😂😂😂😂

[@Suitified1]

😂😂😂😂he ALWAYS hysterical!!!!

[@Suitified1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abeyshe1021]

The best is when he mimics his kids..

[@wei9270]

The "I DON'T UNDERSTAND" shriek got me

[@Gigachad-lf7fh]

Oh dam it is very funny

[@carriefletcher4156]

OH MY GOD IK ITS HILARIOUS

[@somabhattacharya9158]

Actually satan is satisfied too

[@gummygoo2]

The thought of Michael playing with his children makes me grin to the extent that my face starts hurting. Like come on, that's adorable.

[@sab-ali]

Right, it hurts my face

[@mrbunnyrulz147]

“Monkey qualities aren’t something I look for in my child” - completely historical 😂

[@carlyb7870]

I love how even though he makes fun of his kids and complains, you can still clearly tell that he LOVES his family. His wife AND his kids, which is so rare here in the States. Love him!!!

[@mena94x3]

I’m sorry, but what?!? Love of your spouse and kids is rare in the States? What a ridiculous, inaccurate and wildly overdramatized generalization. Perhaps it’s rare in your family or in the little bubble you experience (and for that I pity you), but it’s absolutely _not_ the norm throughout the country. What an absurd blanket statement to make. 🙄

[@carlyb7870]

SynergyPhoenix lmao 52% of marriages end in divorce in the states bud

[@mena94x3]

Carly B - Maybe so, but that says nothing for the love those people have for their kids - one of the ridiculous insinuations made in the OP. Also, most of those divorces end amicably, many of which to the point the individuals say they care deeply for the well-being of their ex. and how important it is to have a respectful, caring operating relationship for the sake of their kids. The point is, she’s painting this broad stroke picture of love being absent in the home across the States, which is just wrong. It’s an ugly, unnecessary exaggeration.

[@carlyb7870]

SynergyPhoenix you divorce someone because you don’t love them anymore. Being civil for the kids is not a loving gesture, it’s called being a grownup. I’m not in love with any of my exes but I don’t want them to die or anything. Most parents are exhausted by their children and want their free time and lives back. Divorce and foster care would not be nearly as big a problem it is in the states if love was present. That’s not our society. Americans value work and money over family. That’s why child abuse, neglect, divorce, and unhappy marriages are so common here. Just because your little family may be happy does NOT mean the majority of Americans like their families.

[@mena94x3]

Carly B - Au contraire. It IS a loving action to move beyond hurt to model a healthy divorce for your kids. There is more than one kind of love. I personally know 3 couples that I’m not saying the divorce rates are too high (though most people tied the knot for superficial reasons and either didn’t want to put the effort in (even great matches require consistent and intentional effort), or are shocked to find out effort is required, or unfortunately find themselves in an abusive situation) . . . Most superficial marriages think it’s time for divorce because they had a disagreement 🙄 . . . Anyway. If couples took the time to get to know one another and learn what marriage actually is and that it requires purposeful work and that even then it’s not all roses and ribbons, marriages would last. There are deeper issues at work than wanting free time back, and I’ve only grazed the surface. It’s okay for us to disagree on this. It’s okay I don’t think a generalized statement of love being absent throughout the states is accurate.

[@marcusrakyat8891]

My favorite of all time Mr Michael. His joke really funny and just amazing. Love from Malaysia 🇲🇾.

[@estelleburke9408]

The pants down game had me dead😂😂

[@thesylly86]

And then the dentist story.. 😉

[@splosh2070]

@@thesylly86 I watched Ackle Ackinckacker talk about the dentist story before I watched he talk about this, i was so confused about the pants down youre the loser joke at the end until i saw this

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

Love how he finishes a joke from the joke he started with

[@daltontomkins5406]

He does that often i love it when he does

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

@@daltontomkins5406 same. He's the best comedian in the world to me lol :D

[@DrunkenPound]

Spoiler

Same program had the dentist routine… which ended in the pants joke. :D

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

@@DrunkenPound if you don't want spoilers then go to the comment section AFTER the video lol

[@kimgaudet4054]

You must explain to kids that pants down is an at home, family game only. Trust me when I say, they will try it outside the house. My eldest daughter tried to play our silly game of calling each other animal fluids (cow spit, pig snot, etc.) at day care. A phone call about how my girl made the other kids cry and could not understand why they did not know the game was unexpected.

[@bt7846]

Fuck the phone calls!

[@caroln6895]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PenisMcWhirtar]

When I was in hospital in Leeds for appendicitis, I remember this man who used to visit the children's ward who played a similar game. He was some kind of celebrity fund raising guy but never caught his name - this was like back in the early 90s.

[@calistarlim3242]

I was thinking this would be great for when the kids are at the stage where they refuse to wear their pants. Or if they grow older and the low pants trend comes back again *whispers pants down* problem solved😂👍

[@lexwithbub]

The very next joke covers this exact issue!

[@jch12341]

"I did it once in the middle of the night. My wife nearly killed me but it was worth it." Gosh I love this man.

[@shamrock141]

Finally the end of the dentist joke makes sense and damn is it worth it😂

[@kirnpu]

EXACTLY!

[@thesylly86]

Yaaaas! Just plain brilliant! 🤣

[@shirleykibbie5149]

YES!!!!

[@kathleenbennett5106]

My 4 year old is loving where’s walley and I finally got to pick up a book sitting next to her. Freedom!!! 😂

[@thesilversurfer7136]

He is hilarious! Terrific skits! I loved the monkey bar one!

[@rebeccajolly3925]

3 years ago I stumbled across this clip re “pants down” it changed mine and everyone’s life around me. Pants down is now a daily game played in my house, around friends and family. Nobody is safe, we have even come up with a point system with 10 points going if you pants down, slap both arse cheeks and pants back up. There is now a rule in our house of, no tying pyjamas because it is unfair to the game of pants down. I have many stories of successful pants down. Life. Changed.

[@SaltySirenFloriduh]

Is he called “Wally” in the UK? He’s “Waldo” here in the states.

[@vink6163]

He was originally Wally (the author is from the UK) but the name was changed for various international markets - French: Charlie, Norwegian: Willy, German: Walter, Estonian: Volli, Icelandic: Valli, North American English: Waldo, etc. Wikipedia has a list of all the regional names.

[@buckthedeer4288]

LOL

[@gtagentnawe2804]

It’s Wally in Australia too

[@thejasonbischoff]

Vink those are really just variations of the same name.

[@Mynys67]

And in France it's Charlie... I let you imagine how long I took to understand the joke !

[@MystiqueHorizon]

He's so freaking funny!! I LOVE Michael McIntyre!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@katy7355]

I just read the title of this as 'eating Children' and I was highly concerned. What concerns me more though, is that I clicked on it regardless.

[@jcrailwayvideos6588]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sad_Soraya]

Im dead😂😂

[@thejasonbischoff]

Katy Clark aw, you really should learn to read. Bless your heart.

[@katy7355]

@@thejasonbischoff cheers mate, I'll try my best

[@V4zz33]

Haha, I hope you've had a delicious grub afterwards.;)))) When this happens to me, I eat straight away;)))

[@Lagggerengineering]

The Pants down game is hilarious, you just vividly imagine what is happening! xd

[@gustaaf1892]

My favourite Pommie comedian. He never fails to make me laugh with his observations of everyday life.

[@xoxdarknessxox3888]

OMG! I'm early! This man never fails to make me laugh! Thank you Michael McIntyre!

[@cutefurryfriendsvideos9165]

Monster of Darkness yup he’s great and his jokes never get old I watch them over and over again still has me laughing every time

[@mitzio]

I had to pause all the time to stop laughing, this is one of his best bits, I'm still tearing up 😂

[@carlhicksjr8401]

Speaking as the 'evil uncle'... I have yet to give my nieces or nephew or *their* children anything that didn't squirt, make noise, or throw something. Just my little way of thanking my sisters for being *such* fun while I was in high school....

[@splosh2070]

Atleast you are the "Evil Uncle" and not the "Creepy Uncle"

[@carlhicksjr8401]

@@splosh2070 One **does** try... 😁

[@lizanna6390]

I've taught my younger cousins so many songs over the years. Their mother had to endure a month of BANANAS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

[@carlhicksjr8401]

@@lizanna6390 Professional level trolling that. Now it's time to "Let It Go'... 😁

[@dornacarliste8626]

Oh yes, a tiny supermarket cart with 100 pieces of groceries 😂

[@yfc1196]

I’ve had an awful day - thank you for making me laugh!

[@sehrimirza]

Who needs parenting books when you have Michael McIntyre?

[@johnstriker480]

You left out the part about the friend kid telling his own dad about "pants down", and him threatening McINtyre! Who else here remembers???

[@Jennythecatgirl]

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this, but it still leaves me crying with laughter!😂😂 All hail the King of Comedy!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@user-hs3gu4fe9b]

In playgrounds, they should make adult-sized monkey bars. I think that would help adults a lot since they usually sit on a bench being depressed thinking about when they used to be small enough to play on the monkey bars.

[@joy6085]

Agreed. There should be adult-sized adventure playgrounds in every park. Literally swings and roundabouts - why not? Adults are the ones who need to play most of all 😄

[@karencurtis2697]

I love when kids scream , run and your chasing with no intentions of chatting them 😂😂😂, is like making the jump after you've been hiding and the literally lift of the floor ... oh that's funny. Imagine having him as your dad 😳. Take care everyone 😉

[@margaretphillips3264]

In Australia, pants down is called dacking. My son, younger by several years to his sisters, spent a large part of his childhood walking around the house with his knees spread. He wore elastic waisted shorts and his sisters would take great delight in sneaking up behind him and dacking him. They thought it was hilarious.

[@purechaos454]

We had a dozen kids dressed as Where’s Wally at our recent school book week parade. They stood out like sore thumbs 😂

[@RaddyGaming26]

They ended before he could tell the part about the kids friend coming over and he told his dad "we played pants down" and McIntyre got a disgusted look lmao

[@SNUPE_FOXX92]

“ go and look for Wally, you’re embarrassing yourselves” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LHSlash]

Brilliant Idea on Wally

[@soupsoup8720]

I rlly want ur kids to find the coloured in Wally and just stare at u like u just took away the most important thing in the world😂

[@gojo1970]

Bravo Bravo👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Absolutely brilliant I'm crying with laughter so hard my stomach muscles are aching. Sheer brilliance God bless you Michael ❤✌😎👍

[@zahraarafic3013]

I'm just waiting on the day his kids grow up and watch these vids

[@student8663]

"I coloured wally in" MEANS HE FOUND HIM

[@mysteroads5598]

"Pants Down You're the Loser" That is *such* a dad game lol

[@samikirk05]

OMG it's years since I've laughed so hard I couldn't breathe! 😁👍💕

[@sherylbrown6943]

I’m crying laughing 😂 pants down .bahahah.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelculloden80]

The KING of comedy,and that's the truth.

[@guitarguy7847]

When I was little in the winter, my mum put the clocks forward so we would think that it was 7 o clock but it was actually 5.

[@mikeh2006]

What happened next?

[@guitarguy7847]

mikeh2006 we went to sleep

[@autumbreeze1129]

That's evil

[@guitarguy7847]

Autum Breeze I know but it’s really clever

[@guitarguy7847]

hotnindza I only found out a few months ago :)

[@ComplexSea]

I gave my 4yo her fjrst wally book and within 10 minutes she found them all and the dog!! There goes that idea 🤦

[@firefly4704]

Color him in.

[@ComplexSea]

@@firefly4704 she is very perceptive i even put a moustache on him and she still went off at me for drawing in her book because she remembers from last time and cant get a new book because she knows my tricks now 😂😂😂

[@Pfor_Podi]

Ya ryt

[@lycurza]

Favourite game at camp involves the kids collecting playing cards trying to get 5 of a kind while we throw dodgeballs at them.

[@Hemzees]

Comedic genius. Love it!

[@s_vlog1018]

Lol 😂 the PPI joke got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SpiceStopMotion]

2:46 i didnt see that coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Foshoko]

My issue is that I was sooo excited at the explanation of the game and now I want to play it. I am 24.

[@mathewdsouza3397]

Hilarious.... extremely well done!

[@Rozzylous]

Just gets better and better 🤣😂

[@tonyp3790]

Pure class Michael .

[@sjinzaar]

“I don’t understaaaaaaaaaand”. Life motto.

[@Lorkisen]

Laughed so hard I nearly chocked on my drink.

[@lover123838]

We like Michael as a comedian because we understand him

[@alexissims295]

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE END OF THE DENTIST STORY

[@kellybanks3720]

What a brilliant dad!

[@timothy790110]

"Pants down"! "hello is this child services? my neighbour is acting weird with his kids again"

[@djmatt-e7045]

he has played this pants game so much, he'll be saying it in his sleep!!!

[@helenrose976]

I LOVE him!!!!

[@rachell4417]

Bravo. So funny

[@Rebecca_Bailey]

“Yes daddy we’ve had so much fun, we were gonna play this game where Lucas’s daddy tries to pull my pants down, but instead we just ran around the house while he tried to touch me” My face hurts 😂😂

[@shofnaakthar3651]

“Game over…couple of naked losers! 😅😅😅🤣🤣

[@tobymortimer4001]

Does anyone know what show this is from and where can j watch the whole thing?

[@bucwhovian8305]

I played a game with my niece the other day where I try to take her ball, and I did play it to the best of my ability. I quickly realised that was a mistake.

[@wolemercy]

Brilliant

[@shaya9745]

He is the BEST dad

[@ronidixon]

that is too funny :D i am in tears

[@anfellowautism8611]

this reminds me of that time when i was younger and how i called up child line (im British, not sure if they are international) because my parents refused to give me a packet of crisps.

[@jhutch1681]

I'm dying. I want to play pants down!!!

[@Funintherain13]

The best comedians make the ordinary extraordinary. Most do the much easier thing of using shock to make the extraordinary ordinary. McIntyre belongs in the former camp.

[@Zak-ob5ze]

The worst Male?

[@danhewett6086]

Pants down is the best game, i remember when i was 6 and i played it with my sister and i nearly ran out the house

[@EasilyEggless]

Brilliantly funny. "Find the life before we had children"!!

[@karenschroeder1918]

We used to set the clocks ahead one hour (after kids knew how to tell time) to get them to bed earlier. 😅😂

[@KaraJones]

The books I had were "Where's Waldo" (USA) and I had probably like 4 of them? I even wrote the author, and he sent me a signed letter back, granted this was the 90's. Now my memory will be colored with "the life we had before we had you!" lol!

[@sheerayb]

Whenever I'd complain about stuff my mom did, she'd say that she's giving me things to talk to my therapist about in the future, since everything is her fault anyway. Turns out an 11 o'clock curfew didn't actually scar me that bad in the long run, but I'm guessing Oscar and Lucas's therapists are going to get quite the earful 🤣

[@minstrelofMir]

pants down game could get parents arrested these days

[@matthewrandell5055]

I don't think so

[@ballerina2rockerchik]

I was just thinking if they told their teacher about the pants down game without context they could get a little visit from cps. Would be cleared up pretty quickly by him explaining or just demonstrating how it works.

[@melodiclogic9904]

ballerina2rockerchik we don’t have cps in the UK, it’s called social services here

[@telsclark]

@@melodiclogic9904 yes but they'd still drop you a visit if the kids told their teacher my dad chases me round the house with the pants down game. He does it all the time! At dinner in the bath, when we are in bed! social services would roll up real fast.

[@melodiclogic9904]

OhNoYouDidn't I didn’t say they wouldn’t. They’d be so fast on your case lol

[@lee-annebarrett366]

I waa the bum biting monster in our house. Great fun watching the kids running around screaming and laughing at the ssme time. I can't do it now 33 year olds and 37 years olds just wont play fair with their mummy. 😂😂😂.

[@3579jh2]

15 minutes ago and already 850 views!

[@mohammedyakub3760]

I've seen ones with 26 mins and 15k views

[@j4kelc]

@@mohammedyakub3760 Yeah but this channel is fairly new to KZbin,

[@cleu0214]

Which season/episode is this from?!?!? I NEED to see the whole thing lol

[@Tillyard86]

Funny thing is, he actually WAS misold PPI! 😂

[@robertcreighton4635]

I play a similar game to pants down with my kids. When I'm smoking a cig I shout ' you're the ashtray' and chase them around the house

[@MariankGonzalez]

In the U.S. we have "Where's Waldo?" lol.

[@larabradley5898]

My dad had a similar one. Ducks gonna get your tush.

[@addia.6448]

This was so funny

[@mikiqex]

I think a brilliant game is Mausoleum. Dad lays in the bed as Lenin, kids stay on guard next to the bed and if they move, they lose (and ofc, they win if dad wakes up well rested :-)

[@spanishdncr71]

I’ve played some tricks on the kids I’ve taken care of, but I wish I’d known about “pants down” before now. I shall have to threaten my cheeky little nephew with that one!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pardisgissendanner6604]

Lol🤣🤣🤣

[@Hulk2k6]

Pants down you're the loser? "Hello? Operation Yewtree!" lol

[@rooaloo1]

Pants down is very much like my my game of goose with my friend! I don’t actually grab his arse, but he jumps every time I say goose!

[@WritersRealm-dt7ld]

lol ya mean Where's Waldo?!

[@Tillyard86]

I want him to do a skit now where he's in lots of public places doing Pants Down He's a judge in a courtroom, “and it is up to you, the jury, to…PANTS DOWN!” He's at a wedding “If anyone can think of any lawful reason these two should now be wed, speak now-” “PANTS DOWN!” At a funeral where someone is in tears, “he was such a (sob) wonderful man.” “PANTS DOWN”.

[@sabercruiser.7053]

hilarious

[@dianemacfie-loucks6392]

So funny

[@christophb2736]

Nobody will judge you for coloring Wally in. Parents and babysitters will take that as helpful tip.

[@haowen8573]

For a non-native speaker, the speed of michael makes it really hard to follow. I have to repeat it several times to understand all of them. The next goal of learning English is to follow his show. lol

[@williamhughjoneswill5981]

First language being?

[@haowen8573]

@@williamhughjoneswill5981 Chinese

[@Alex-rw7zz]

​@@haowen8573 There are extensions for your browser that let you speed up/slow down videos. I use 'Video Speed Controller' for the Chrome browser to slow down the language that I'm learning to 70-80% sometimes (it's as easy as pressing 's' or 'd' to speed up/slow down) and it helps

[@haowen8573]

@@Alex-rw7zz thx, I will try it. But slowing things down makes it a little bit unfunny. lol

[@anthonyglee1710]

Keep practicing! He actually speaks very good, standard English. But combined with his British humour, I appreciate it’s hard to understand. The Irish, Aussies, Kiwis, Canadians and Hong Kong folk would probably understand it best.

[@jc9552]

Nobody runs around the stage, screams as high pitch or touches his hair more than him.

[@katieberrymarsden9100]

omg im gonna play pants down with my kids when i have them 😂

[@Leonf123]

Can i have it SHUT UP 😂

[@Digighost_5]

PANTS DOWN!!!