How Women Put On Cream

[@andrewwebb3431]

It's scary that we're closer to Michael returning the cream in 2029 than him buying it in 2009.

[@kaiburling3000]

Deep

[@ARI-kn3wz]

Exactly what I was thinking omg I wanna go back 😭😭😭

[@wolfy4734]

@@kaiburling3000 are you deep?

[@kaiburling3000]

@@wolfy4734 idk what that means

[@wolfy4734]

@@kaiburling3000 exactly.

[@sir_lafsalot]

Let's just appreciate how smoothly he transitions from subject to subject🤩😂

[@charluvstrue]

Absolutely right

[@mandywilkinson4535]

Yea he is the best at it

[@tobzdav6941]

No matter who you are, this man will be able to make you laugh

[@Joe-vp8fy]

I'm gonna swiiiiiiiiiing from the chandeleeeiiir

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Eh, somewhat

[@justsomeguy3224]

Yeah no matter how many times I watch him I still laugh

[@PoliticalWonderland]

He’s my favorite!

[@Michele-pt6uw]

The one about the dentist is hilarious 😂

[@Tajemni3]

This stage is too small for him, he needs more space to talk

[@CO1850]

He needs to do his routine in the round. He could walk in circles.

[@marlene-rr2ih]

LOL

[@redwolfofkaermorhan5736]

When I need to laugh and forget about the world for a moment, I turn to him. Amazing guy!

[@ashiqueamanulla1188]

Effortlessly beautiful word

[@carolynworthington8996]

Kathryn smith Yes!

[@b2bconnectnow]

100% cheers you up on a miserable day!!! :-) LOVE him

[@ursulaq3653]

Same here!

[@charluvstrue]

Same here love him!!♡

[@sandimurphy5149]

"I'm a bit camp myself" Me looking at the picture he picked for KZbin: you don't say..

[@bigpirateof]

What‘s mind blowing in Michael‘s comedy is the fact that it is common to everyone which makes it easy for the audience to relate to it and imagine themselves in his situation, thing that makes them laugh more 🤣😂😂. The attention to the details is as well astonishing and could only come from the mind of someone who is extremely intelligent. I wish I could see him one day perform in Germany. I won’t miss it for sure.

[@sarahturner9562]

Yes his comedy skit on cooking spices very clever and funny as

[@joeblack3036]

I love this guy, he's got such a positive energy about him. Not just because he's a comedian, like I mean in real life I can just imagine this guy running round the house with his kids and making his wife and friends belly laugh. Never change Micheal

[@LunasofficialMum]

Imagine being married to someone like Michael. Never a dry day.

[@rainacherienne1010]

This is a stage and he is at work, check what Sebastian Maniscallco’s wife said that she wishes he would be at home as his stage persona.

[@TaxingIsThieving]

Nope, I like him on stage and that's about it.

[@angel79nunn]

Yeah, he'd probably be a bit anyone tbb

[@DavidSeymour-he4mj]

Or a very wet day every day

[@genial66]

yeah

[@shananalexander9789]

He is so sweet and funny. My daughter has been living in England for awhile now and has tried to get tickets but she can’t because he is so popular that he is always sold out. Now she is going to Montana in two weeks and she never got to see him 😢. When she got to England I started looking up everything British. He popped up first and I started watching him. After awhile I messaged my daughter to tell her about him. She said that she found him and he became her favorite. She is going to miss England. It became her home, and now...God Bless everyone and please stay safe 💖💖💖. Thank you Michael McIntyre. We’re still going to watch you on KZbin.

[@ittakesallkinds809]

Where does the man get his energy?! I want some. I remember reading a comment that said imagine being the guy that operates the spotlight!

[@carolynworthington8996]

It Takes All Kinds Spotlight guy needs energy too!

[@Jack-er1sc]

I'd love to! That sounds awesome!

[@ittakesallkinds809]

@@Jack-er1sc Yes, I think so too.

[@kitty6720]

Hahahhaha. True!

[@requestcontainsinvalidargu185]

This guy has the kind of delivery where if you didnt even catch the joke fully it is still funny because of the way he executes it.

[@cargo077]

How can one human being be this hilarious

[@emilysmith1157]

This was filmed in 2009 if ur wondering lol

[@Drnaynay]

That makes sense according to the year he gives for 20 years down the road, but it doesn't look like it's from 11 years ago

[@rafimd1823]

The only bad thing about this video is it ends

[@elizabethduval7562]

This is seriously the funniest man i have ever listened to... every single joke lands...wow.

[@georgiewalker1069]

So many laughs watching Michael. He is such a clever comedian. It’s my dream to see him live. Thanks from South Africa 🇿🇦

[@irene-marivanderwalt9731]

Hi fellow South African ❤️

[@nicolarollinson4381]

I can imagine that Michael is one of the rare comedians who isn't also manic depressive. The dazzling twinkle in his eye tells me that. What a lovely man.

[@live_troublemaker]

Sarah Millican too!

[@nicolarollinson4381]

@@live_troublemaker yesss 😊👍🏼

[@live_troublemaker]

Also, Greg Davies 🙂

[@uncreativeranter]

He couid be as depressed and suicidal like Robin Williams and you wouldn't notice it.

[@nicolarollinson4381]

@@uncreativeranter very true

[@dmittleman9757]

This guy would be amazing in voice acting.

[@gardenjoy5223]

What a delightful man! Love, that he is kind and authentic, even though his job is exaggerating everything out of scale. The heart of truth in it makes it so relatable. To me he is the best comedian on the planet.

[@rosemarygriffin2184]

What I love about Michael, us the way he can make comedy, out of every day things, that we already know, and are true! Well done, it's a great talent to have!

[@lorrainepearson4150]

This man has gotta be one of the funniest comedians of all time , he never fails to make people laugh 😂 love it

[@alainaatk.6210]

Only 9 years left until Michael has to buy his wife the miracle cream

[@katiekat4457]

Alaina Atk. Nope. Nine more years until he has to return the cream his wife bought 20 years ago for not working. That's what made the joke funny.

[@restdaycovers]

i wonder if he still has the receipt - in better condition than the wrinkles

[@charluvstrue]

His wife will never need miracle cream... she's gorgeous

[@wintertontoday]

7 now!! 😍😍😍

[@Sofia-w9o]

Now only 5 years

[@mena94x3]

9:53 . . . He should’ve said “Hello, my name is Ackle Ackinacker.”

[@carolinemaynard8283]

So clever and hilarious. Ordinary everyday things and Michael makes them soooo funny. The trying on shoes walk … 🤣🤣🤣 all of it made me lol 😂

[@CO1850]

I worked at the cosmetic counter in the '80s, it was exactly what he said; "How much makeup can I get on my face by the end of the day?".

[@benedictwb]

when he said in twenty years time in 2029, makes you feel hella old

[@littlep.6957]

I am really liking this guy. What makes him successful, for me anyways, is that his material is very relatable.

[@ashleytkl3036]

This is the first time that I've watched him. He made me smile from the start. What a joy. I truly needed that. Thank you for doing this and bringing lightness and laughter to many! Subscribed and created a playlist for this too😉.."Laughter the Best Medicine".

[@mariayoung8860]

I have no need to ever see another Comedian! Michael McIntyre is the Best!

[@Anastasia-hu3me]

It is obvious that he does a lot of people watching. A favorite and entertaining past-time. LOL

[@lfmccune]

Thank you, Michael McIntyre! I have not had a true belly laugh in far too long. I needed this!

[@jamesadam6134]

Does anyone else hear the wierd laugh at 9:08

[@mandauk832]

Lol yes sounds like one of those dolls that you had to tip it a little to make it talk always sounded creepy 😂

[@caoimhepettard5607]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE ME SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ambercurtis444]

Oh my god yess

[@chesterlester5770]

And at 3:45

[@marilynseptember21]

No, I'm at 1.24

[@PammieGonzalez]

It's so true about trying on clothes. I know I've been in a dressing room squatting to see if the pants stretch enough! So funny.

[@rainacherienne1010]

That reminds me that once upon a time I used to shop for clothes in person.

[@cherie9928]

Hysterical!!- Michael never fails to bring everday situations to the stage!💕

[@helloimarabbit4083]

One of the people that gave me the confidence to make up my own jokes and make me think I have a shot at being a comedian.

[@annebiebrich9155]

This man is hysterical!! I just love him!! He gets me laughing so hard !

[@mvl71]

Someone please make a GIF of the suit thing. Not sure how and when I'm going to need it but there's got to be a use for it.

[@jeffgachihi8225]

We're 5 years from Micheal returning the receipt!

[@VRDennis]

How can anyone give this a thumbs down. This man is super funny

[@Suzan_Baddar]

He is the best comedians ever. So funny, and very creative. His jokes are related to you, despite of your diffrent culture and diffrent background. .

[@abornbuyer]

I find the more I watch Michael's videos and the topics he talks about I can relate to practically everyone of them. Which I have never done with another comedian before. What an awesome entertainer! Those you can relate to are the funniest ones IMO!

[@owenroberts1751]

If I'm not satisfied with it in twenty years time in going to return it. I'm not going to be going back to the store in 2029 to return it. All I'm going to say is, WOW, it's been eleven years ago nice this was live

[@RedLemonade.]

totally relate to the women who work over the counter selling beauty products, like the products are on display we don't want ur faces too!

[@gbpharte8345]

This guy cracks me up differently im crying with laughter 😂😂😂 just what I needed to pick me back up "Michael you the man" 😘

[@guitarman0365]

pretty sure touching the toe area of the shoe is just habit from seeing our parents do it constantly for when it was actually viable to see how much room you could grow into it. Nobody wants to keep buying shoes if they can make a pair last longer versus a pair that is cramping your toes and prevents growth rendering that pair useless soon. That habit sticks with many people even when they grow up and their feet no longer grow anymore but it's just ingrained behavior.

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

I think you will find MANY people like buying new shoes.... even if they have 7 pairs already.

[@bighitlyric3991]

Actually your feet never stop growing. At some point it's no long noticable but they grow. I forget if that's the only thing that continues to grow

[@sonalagarwal6934]

Oh I love you, I love you I love you I love you. You are the best comedian in the whole wide world. God bless you and I am so glad I discovered you

[@luciefahy9989]

When your having a shitty day I love him he makes you laugh.

[@Mel_Issa_143]

I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️ going thru a rough patch & I’ve turned to your page the last few days to lift my spirits. To take my mind off of things. You are hilarious and I LOVE your presentation 🤣

[@Adslx5454]

What's special is , I can watch these again and again to laugh more each time

[@JonathanS-cq1nv]

Except the norweigan hotel room

[@timmydacheese9962]

To whoever reads this have a great day and you’re awesome the way you are

[@emilyalcorn3547]

Thank You... I needed to hear that 😊

[@nachi2691]

Thank you.. You too ❤️

[@nothankyou3885]

Wtf 😂

[@katiekat4457]

Dien M That's a creepy response. No offense.

[@kathleen109]

Thank you. And you obviously are, too, to think of others.

[@lucy.9313]

Amazingly talented.

[@Prophetic_Piano]

Are you talking about Michael McIntyre or the spotlight person... or both?

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

Every day i have skin😂😂

[@bucwhovian8305]

Really? every day! Wish my skin was as reliable. Some mornings I just wake up and I’m like “oh skin! Where have you pissed to now?”

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

@@bucwhovian8305 Guess Iam one of the lucky ones haha

[@1980StarWarsGuy]

Wait, You have skin?

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

@@1980StarWarsGuy Haha

[@astrojames5770]

Skin? What's that?

[@sharlondsilva]

Gosh. He is spot on in his observations

[@fcturner]

“The toe is in the toe section” 😂

[@kauffrau6764]

IT's all true! And the delivery is brilliant! This guy is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen!

[@janetwest231]

The best comedians are observers of people. He does this to perfection.

[@teenietoad]

uhm... avatar the last airbender arrow?

[@charlottecolley8713]

Just love you for the smiles and giggles you give me.... !

[@ruthie1562]

He is hilarious and so iconic

[@lindachandler2349]

Incredibly funny, observant and gifted man

[@760mom]

Thank you internet for the suggestion. I'm lovng this

[@thejoyinwellness]

Can’t wait to hear about the story about the store’s return policy😄

[@ioannisdrosos3619]

I started watching his videos 2 days ago and I have laughed more than ever !!!

[@soulsaara]

Cry-laughing through the whole thing! Absolute highlights for me the Clarins-make up woman, camp jokes and the whole shopping trip😂

[@marybrewster1693]

Just love him..He always cracks me up !!

[@marymcdonald3778]

Thanks for the laughs. I really needed them!

[@genevievekathryn7857]

I didn't dare take a sip of my coffee I was laughing so much!

[@b2bconnectnow]

OMG he cracks me up so much!!!! :-) could watch him all day!!! :-)

[@daisywhitbourn9036]

Love this guy❤️

[@MrNigelBriggs]

Everything in life is funny. Just takes someone that's good at telling it like it is. 🤣

[@maya2805]

What an icon 💜💛

[@johnstriker480]

Michael McIntyre & Mr. Bean....... CLASSIC!

[@ahmaddriver6721]

Absolutely genius. This man is awwwesome

[@curoseba5363]

I love his laugh. This guy is awesome.

[@htmc2022]

“The cat will love them!”😂😂😂

[@DoubleDeckerAnton]

Michael can turn any topic, into something hilarious...!!!

[@garycallan7384]

Never heard of this guy. Will be watching more. Very entertaining

[@spidey1100]

"This guy had an ARROW on his head!" Ah fuck, the fire nation attacked me when he said that.

[@artiste9357]

He's like real life cartoon just speed walking around on stage and breathing loudly 🤣😂

[@donnapalmeri905]

LOL!! Love your comedy,Michael!!! More please!!!!

[@sandracastle42]

No other comedian makes me belly laugh like Michael does.He is sooooo funny.

[@andreyk.l.h5180]

@wnnalis cioov if you don't like him then don't watch him it's very simple

[@sandracastle42]

wnnalis cioov This idiot doesn’t care if the online laughter is canned. I know my laughter comes from my belly-not from a can.

[@yishax5045]

omg i love him my coffee nearly came out through my nose hahahaha

[@SteelTreeGone]

He’s so funny , I enjoy watching him

[@alexandrav.4685]

I just love it ! This man makes me laught so loud !

[@nicolepowell5470]

I love the little mirrors in shoe shops, makes sense to me.

[@rutharia6809]

Thank you Michael Hesus you make me laugh 😂

[@dheepanbrunner6048]

this is my first time watching him, man this guy is an artist, michael mcintyre - remember the name

[@Weeflowerofscotland]

Everything he says is so accurate 😂😂😂

[@missellyssa]

My husband always says the stylist will get MORE of a tip if they DON'T show the back of his head...he doesn't want to know how much hair he's losing...

[@IDAHOmag]

I hope he comes to America again. We are in quite a pickle with COVID19. I would love to pay for a live performance even if on the Telly. 💕

[@Rain-zh6lb]

The whole world is suffering from covid-19. Not just america.

[@Rain-zh6lb]

@Joyce Li so have many other countries. America has more deaths because it is a bigger country, if you focus on ratios you'll find the whole world is suffering.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

@@Rain-zh6lb Yes, but most other countries have taken care of it to the point of being able to go to concerts and what not again because they're not being run by a giant toddler that thinks he knows better than scientists and that Covid is just a hoax invented just to spite him. Meanwhile America has become a pariah that no one wants to go to, and we aren't even allowed into Mexico anymore. It's different.

[@Rain-zh6lb]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 The UK is still all closed down aswell. We are starting to open up again but it's slow, as it is everywhere. Some shops are opening and some primary school children can go back to school (years 1, 4, 5 & 6), but older children can't unless they have parents who are essential workers. America might have it bad, but they aren't the only ones. Besides, this is a global pandemic, we need to get through this together, not argue about who's got it worse. Edit: and concerts are still completely out of the question except for a rebellious few, who soon get taken down by the police.

[@mvl71]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 I thought Americans didn't want the government to meddle with their health? Don't blame Trump for the usa corona outbreak, blame your fellow Americans and perhaps even yourself. Your health is your own responsibility, not Trump's. You're free to wear face masks, clean your hands 30 times a day and keep a reasonable distance to people even if they look healthy. I'm on holiday in Austria (not Australia) now, where no one seems to take precautions. _I_ wear a face mask, clean the shopping cart trolley handlebar before and after shopping, wash my hands after I get home and disinfect them with alcohol. I look like an idiot with a mask (it's not improving much without the mask tbh) but I don't want to catch Corona. I do what I can, and so should others.

[@brittanyholtgreven4106]

I love his energy

[@melushus]

I’m crying fuss I’m laughing 😂😂😂😂this guy is gold!!!!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@judithrichards792]

He’s absolutely BRILLIANT 🤩 xxx

[@vedashreekulkarni8651]

Everyday I have skin 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@jarrodturner5589]

I always go “aaaaaaah what have you done!!!”

[@plainee6183]

The arrow on the head is a reference to Avatar

[@whydoineedtohaveahandle]

I love how they just put out old videos with new titles lol

[@lesleybrookes5022]

I just love this man

[@Tejvir7]

Michael: I can’t see what you see Audience:🤣😂😂😆😂😆🤣😂😆😂😂🤣