HOSTEL (2005) | FIRST TIME WATCHING | MOVIE REACTION

[@ChrisMillerCrazyHouse]

"That building look like it got gonorrhea" LMAO!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Lindy-s9c]

Hahahaha that was so hilarious when he said that LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annamariadelillo2916]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tremayneyoung6823]

Great reaction 😊Hostel part 2 is next!

[@johnnycahill3363]

That has to be the funniest opening to a reaction video I've ever seen.

[@SummerSolstice621]

The sickest scariest thing is this is real

[@Vale0x3]

Where and where is the proof of this statement?

[@SummerSolstice621]

@@Vale0x3 Do you realize how many ppl go missing around the world every year? What do you imagine happens to them? Some go home, some runaway to start a new and some are never seen or heard from again. Modern day slavers are real. Do you know the history of what has been done to slaves? But if you want specifics: At least 8 “passport bros” have lost their lives in South America recently. And those are the ones that have been found.

[@hughmcboo8329]

@@Vale0x3i mean, cartels were posting, ill just call them “cautionary vids” to the whole world on twitter just a couple yrs ago. If you spent a second to search for it you’d probably not like what you find. Dark web is not just some spooky term. God bless🙏

[@Vixx89]

@@Vale0x3are you not aware of the dark web? 😅

[@16DeadAndSmiling]

​@@Vale0x3Peter Scully, target was toddlers. He sold the videos online for some years.

[@jimglenn6972]

Hostel I is great but wait until Hostel II!

[@corleon09]

“ooooh these lil bastards catchin bodies for some bubble gum” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lindy-s9c]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monicamaza5843]

I'm with J. If i'm escaping and I hear screaming, i'm not going back. I'll leave and call the cops.

[@markgolden9104]

His gagging and everything so funny...

[@citypopradioFM]

Japanese film director Takashi Miike really flew to Eastern Europe to film one cameo that's so hilarious and on-point for folks who get it. He's made movies like Ichi the Killer, Audition, but a ton of others with lots of blood, gore, and violence, and played himself, so to speak, within an Eli Roth movie gleefully walking over in that scene. I will never get over how cool that is because Miike wasn't even filming or handling any business in Eastern Europe; he literally went there for that because he knew the value even if it was a wink to a small crowd.

[@adelefran]

“Oh bro you’re not going to make it” best line ever! LMAO 😅😅

[@peperino25]

. I recommend you the sequel : 🔥 *Hostel: Part II* (2007) 🔥 _My favorite! ♡_ BONUS TRACK ★ *House of 1000 Corpses* (2003) ★ *The Collector* (2009) ,

[@dani_ela897]

Mine too,I like that one more than this one

[@sebastianandres8781]

yes please +2

[@JandiCandy]

Your reactions are always my fave 😂

[@kristymcdowell6185]

The thing that makes Hostel so scary for me is that third stuff really happens around the world. It freaks me out.

[@daishaallen4368]

The first 1:10 rant LMAOOOO 🤣🤣 I can’t with him🤣🤣

[@geraldinemccain]

I'm new to your channel and I just subscribed. The gagging got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EOMReacts]

Welcome to the family! If you thought that was funny, check out It, Exorcist, Saw, The Thing, and all the other horror reactions. Trust me. LoL

[@youngsavagemoney9645]

​@EOMReacts you're the one that takes things seriously you you threatening to ban me and I was so upset and I had to leave

[@EOMReacts]

@@youngsavagemoney9645 No idea when or what you’re referencing.

[@Lindy-s9c]

Man J the way you were gagging I thought that you were actually going to throw up 🤮 for a second

[@Lindy-s9c]

J I just want you to know that I can't believe that you watched all the Saw movies 🎥 wow good job J 😁👏

[@DominusLuna]

The 2nd Hostel is what I thought the first one was going to be. The 3rd one takes place in America. That's a Trilogy. I like em all.

[@voodoochile333]

Even though it's not a new premise, I find that the mystery of red rooms fascinating, because you know it's going on in real life.

[@dealingwiththistube]

What makes Paxton meeting the American Client scarier than any torture scene is the terrifying realization that there are people who view human lives as commodities. It’s not the brutality itself, but the casual, almost business-like attitude that’s truly horrifying. When the American Client casually talks about his desires and how much he paid for this ‘experience’, it strips away any sense of humanity and forces Paxton (and the audience) to confront the mindset of someone who feels entitled to inflict pain for pleasure. It’s scarier than the torture because it reveals a chilling truth: the real monsters are the ones who blend into society, hidden behind money and power.

[@FireandIce0221]

I’ve always lovedddd this movie, your reaction to it was hilarious 😂

[@Lindy-s9c]

He got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Francine5522]

I love your commentary 😁❤❤

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

My favorite thing about J is when he talks about how he would stand up and beat people up if they ever tried something, but he has to run to the bathroom at the first sight of gore. He is a lovable teddy bear acting like a tough guy and I love it.

[@charcoalberries819]

You could say he's as hard a cushion in a bulletproof vest 😂

[@EOMReacts]

lol yall crack me up with that teddy bear stuff. I grew up in racist West Virginia and I dated white women. I got in fights two or three times a week 🤣🤣🤣. I don’t like snot or snotty looking things but actual gore isn’t bad. - J

[@PanzerShrek94]

@@EOMReacts Actual gore isn't bad? Terrifier says hello

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

​@@EOMReactsfor someone who grew up W.V., you came out of there a really decent, intelligent, and well-spoken man. Your values aren't backwards as one might expect of people from central Appalachia in West Virginia, but rather actually good and kind, wholesome. A really good guy.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

You dated white women? How brave of you 😂😂

[@blackrainbow_a5803]

“she has no ass” made me laugh so hard 😭

[@stevenmoules4955]

Hostel 2 is worth a watch...hostel 3 is awful!

[@gergc4871]

Hostel 2 is the best one

[@thehawaiianjap]

I gotta tell ya J, something about this reaction specifically was even more... *Eye-dropping*

[@caseyb4425]

This came up on my feed and I thought, oh hun you watched this? Bless your heart, I'm so sorry🙀❤️‍🩹

[@ayaa.1351]

Three bangers back to back to back. Awesome 😎

[@Lindy-s9c]

Someone needs to tell J that he needs to watch Thanksgiving 🦃from Eil Roth now that's a spooky one 🎃👻

[@kajuaarche452]

From the title I wondered how many times you were gonna yak….you did NOT disappoint 😂😂😂😂.

[@dethwizard]

Man, I was gonna say... when the puking scene happened, this dude finally has no fear of the gross shit. Then the eye string cutting thing happened. Haha.

[@remingtonament1863]

Another great reaction, J's reaction to gore never fails to get me 😂😂.

[@ReelSerene]

Hey J!! I just wanna say I love your reactions ♥️ I’ve been watching you since last year and you helped me smile through so many bad times. You gave a shoutout to someone struggling with alcoholism and it touched me, I was struggling too at the time. Now 90 days completely sober!!🎉🎉🎉 I just wanted to share that but on to Hostel 😅😂 it is one of my favorite horror movies! It’s more realistic than people realize 😮

[@gregglistrom2483]

"Isn't it bwight in here. (Blows out lamp candles) There, isn't that better?...Where were we? Where are you?" -Lili von Stupp Blazing Saddles.

[@milostewart8738]

Eli Roth movies are so ridiculous that they are comedically enjoyable. I remember seeing this in the theater and feeling icky, but the second time I watched it I was laughing so hard because I knew what was coming. It’s so over the top, which is why I love Eli Roth movies. I also love Cabin Fever because it’s to ridiculously over the top. Thanks for another great reaction!

[@cullenarthur8879]

@@milostewart8738 I went to the movies to see this with my friend not knowing anything what it was about, while being dope sick from heroin withdrawal. It really fucked with my head, even after I went home.

[@markgolden9104]

The horror and anguish and Murder Whistle just looks at the camera and says: "breh" - hilarious,

[@brandonshepherd7477]

“You should’ve gave him some a$$.” I’m diiiiied! 😩😂

[@Gruzbee]

This was one of only two films that made me hit the pause button and go outside and take deep breaths. The other being, “High Tension.”

[@davidbecker2536]

I'm sorry but i was laughing my ass off at you. Love your reactions and you have a fantastic Halloween this year my friend.

[@berndgeels]

Jay at 31:09: "I can still play X-Box so I would be good." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jay at 32:16: "You can't go on Indeed and find this." 🤔

[@chrisbell9075]

Ohhhh lord have merrrrcyyy... HOSTEL, J?!? Blank, you all are doing the Murda Whistle WRONNNNG wit THIS one, lmafo. When he sees that EYEBALL...🤭🤐🤐 Ya'll dirty..lmao. I still love ya, Big Dawg. Hang in there bruh..🤣🤣

[@rottieshepcalibre9156]

You got me with the finger waggle illustrating her eyeball hanging loose 😂😂😂

[@alwayzchillin0714]

Just let it dangle. 😩🤣

[@LadyFrost80]

same! omg I almost spewed coffee all over my laptop 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lindy-s9c]

Eww 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@FreshPotatoes1116428]

Love the fact you’re bringing up the super bright doorbell light 🤙🏼🕴🏼

[@AaronFilgueiras]

that intro was GOAT

[@wanderingidle4848]

"Casper and Hocus Pocus" goes hard. That pretty much sums up Halloween when I was in elementary school - and then he starts dropping the Bebe's Kids reference...

[@joshgreen3180]

I was waiting for your reaction during the eyeball scene. Lol. Your awesome

[@beesnort3163]

“That building looks like it has ghonaria” (sp?) I AM DYING!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lindy-s9c]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bensmovies8945]

This was a great reaction J!! Loved it. Glad you got through it all.. 👌 Can’t wait for Rob Zombie’s Halloween!!

[@joseluken8563]

I got scared man hearing this 0:58 right after you said this 0:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tkthetank]

6:03 this is where J and I differ. I’d go off the map for that.

[@chuppathingy2848]

I had no part in this movie being voted in, but im here for it.

[@BobbyG716]

Even though their are 2 more Hostel movies. Hostel is my opinion is one of those movies where there was no need to have more than 1.

[@SpiralDown2077]

I needed this *sits back with a drink* 🙂‍↕️🍻

[@AmyC-j4p]

Love you and your reactions I really hope you do part 2 ❤ Love and light to you and your fur babies ❤

[@timd.3837]

"I could still play X-Box, so I would be good." There's the quote of the week!

[@butkusfan23]

Ok I just smoked and I was seriously like "J I can’t see you bruh" Your line about being "chocolate as hell" made me lose it

[@Theorglorob]

#dope.... you might not EVER watch this movie again but I'm damn sure watching this reaction again! Because it was everything -Chaos 😂😂😂

[@DJ_DeEeN]

Nice one M8❤ Are you planning to watch the rest of the Evil Dead franchise?? I mean, The Evil Dead form 2013, and Evil Dead Rise??

[@EOMReacts]

Come back Monday - J

[@DJ_DeEeN]

@@EOMReacts Im with Ur channel since day one. And Im not planning to leave, so even I u will not watch my fav franchise, I'll still be here. Next month, Im planning to go back to Ur Patronite site. I've been off for some time, but I need to back to my fav channel of them all. Take care J.

[@hisdudeness8328]

39:15 EOM says what we’re all thinking. 39:38 I love his reaction when a character does the necessary double tap.

[@auPretender]

Bebe's kids 👏👏👏 We don't die, we multiply!!!! Yeah J, sometimes I feel like we were growin up watchin the same tv. 😁 You're the best and braver than me. I'll stick with watching your reaction to this one. Hilarious as always 👍

[@sabadodomingo1293]

I’m hoping “house of wax” is on the list. Ik J’s reaction to that would be very entertaining

[@jorel341able]

I had never seen that movie, but I watched it just before watching your reaction. You and I are of the same mind. I had heard of this movie and expected a lot worse. It's not nearly as bad as I had built it up to be in my mind. Good movie, and I enjoyed your reaction.

[@Mzbigfine405]

🤣🤣🤣 great reaction.

[@badlilkitty96]

Getting stuck in that bathroom was the best thing that couldve happened to that guy! lmao Happy Halloween!! 🎃👻🕸🦇💀

[@mrvenomshot7080]

3:24 song slaps it’s been on repeat ngl

[@GaParanormal]

25:13 this is literally wat every building here looks likev.. the ones left standing anyway ..

[@magarthur3420]

For the record, Bratislava is a beautiful city 😄. I was there last summer.

[@nmpltleopardi]

I don't care for Hostel but "Cabin Fever" also by Eli Roth is both a cozy and a hilarious flick.

[@ivanbutenko8778]

Go watching part 2😊🎉😅

[@Lindy-s9c]

Oh boy I don't know if J is going to make it through hostel 2 but if he does watch it I just hope that he doesn't throw up 🤮 and have nightmares 😳 and I can't wait to see his reaction 😃

[@Lindy-s9c]

I bet his dogs 🐕🐕 will protect him during the movie 🎥

[@prestonkourian]

I forgot how glorious his escape is.

[@jessereyna6662]

Has to see Hostel 2 now.

[@Lindy-s9c]

Oh I hope so ✌️and I would love to see his reaction to that one 😃

[@dojabrentgram]

Lmao at the beginning 😂😂😂 & good reaction!!!

[@Theorglorob]

The start if the video, took me out early 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenny_lee_87]

Wow. I love this movie, not many reactors do this one. Thanks for reacting 💜💜

[@marshallprince2583]

Bebe's kids are back! That got me! If you know, you know!

[@aaronburdon221]

I understood that reference.

[@marshallprince2583]

@@aaronburdon221 saw that when I was about 10. Nobody better mess with Bebe's kids!

[@petercourtien4581]

Love this one!!

[@marlainalindsey3279]

I've never seen this movie before so idk what to expect 😮😮

[@MisoSilly]

It's horrific.

[@marlainalindsey3279]

@@MisoSilly I see that darlin. It's not for me

[@Lindy-s9c]

Oh me either nope too much for me 😳🫣😱

[@hippiechic6772]

Hey J I take my hat off to you.... I watched this years ago and it hit all my radar senses . I am with you on getting out of Dodge Asap... Not even asking anyone anything . I would be on the first flight back to the U.S. that is a done deal. I am semi bad with directions from point A to point B where I live so if I am off with friends and the most reliable one of us goes missing.... I am not staying period . I would not suggest this movie to anyone I wanted to keep as a friend and I feel for you that you are giving this a try but you got your wits about you to Not get yourself into any situation like this so you have your Spidey on alert.... that's good . I do appreciate your reactions and comments for Hostel very much and look forward to more here .

[@salamandraalbina]

The best reaction ever.......

[@Benjamin-yb9zp]

Lmfao 🤣 good reaction.

[@2SanJunipero]

..............that part with the eye getting cut off and oozing ----- it's why I don't eat stuffed donuts anymore - I don't want stuff oozing out into my mouth!

[@ericbryant386]

I was waiting for the eyeball scene 🤣😂😅

[@Lindy-s9c]

Oh me too 🤣and I thought that he was going to throw up 🤮 but he almost did 🤮

[@scottlyons33]

J, you're a good dude. I really enjoy the channel. I dont understand how people enjoy movies like this. Here is a word of caution. If people recommend Salo or Martyrs to you, they hate you. Dont watch either of those if you thought this was bad.

[@Shifo_47]

the intro lol

[@HydnellumSol]

As someone that lives in Kentucky I agree with you.

[@lynnc5252]

Hey!! You're looking good with your journey to better health and weight loss. I'm actually inspired!! I think the hardest part is starting. Once you see the rewards, it gives you an incentive to stick with it. I LOVE thrillers and scary movies but torture scenes I can't do. Like the movie Marathon Man and the dentist scene. 😭

[@Lindy-s9c]

Same here but scary movies about torture nope definitely not for me 👎

[@niteowlsongs]

Hall of pain!😂😂😂😂

[@insolentMinx47]

if we aint day ones, im not saving you! 🤣🤣

[@johncrichton2556]

Welcome to east Europe. The best place to be. Imagine, i live here from 35 years!

[@badbadgilead2552]

I hadn't seen this since I was probably 13 (a year after it came out) and seeing the eyeball scene brought it all back. now I remember why I have such a visceral hatred for anything sharp around my eyes, I remember that eyeball goo fully gagged me to the core in a horrible way

[@twooharmony2000]

2:47 and do.not be Afraid to examine the book of curses if you wanna advance.-Ernie Moore Jr The roof does Not cave-in.-Ernie Moore Jr.

[@GregRisinger-t4j]

You are awesome J!!!!!!!😂😂

[@kaseyharless6324]

He said papa Diddy pop lmfao 😂😂😂

[@karenlackner192]

This movie is gore is hundred fold !!!! You’re chocolate 😂😂😂 Awesome 😎 Great reaction!!!! Sensitive little tummy that you have 🫣

[@richieb7692]

We need to get J a night vision camera, so we can see him when he's watching films in the dark.

[@Lindy-s9c]

Oh yeah that it will be good 👍😃

[@rocknroller77]

The intro had me dying 😄 Flashback to Texas Chainsaw and J talking about being but naked with his eyes closed😑😄

[@KathyMaKB]

I'm just :27 in and peed myself, ROFL.....brb 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willgold9989]

The Asian guy outside of the Murder Factory is famed Japanese filmmaker Takashi Miike, who directed “Audition” and “13 Assassins”. Both of which would blow your mind.

[@deeess8916]

@@willgold9989 have you ever seen Gozu? That’s def a super underrated film. Outside of the films you mentioned, snd Ichi the Killer, in my opinion, he has released a mass amount of not-so-exceptional films. I’m not being harsh on the guy, he’s at the very least definitely a hard working man lol. But out of his (quite literally) over 100 directorial credits, I’ve watched maybe 20 and enjoyed maybe 8 of them- at most 10. I suspect there are some films that he pours his heart into and others are treated like another day at work cranking out something for a studio and nothing more.

[@pythonkatie1985]

I believe that part of Amsterdam is called the Red Light District. You can find prostitutes, strip clubs, sex theaters, peep shows and whatnot. So a prostitute advertising for customers in a window is pretty normal. To my understanding anyway.

[@dabreal82]

"if i sat here but naked... Yall would never know" J 2024 😂

[@abouttime2569]

I legit have some fear of Europe because of this movie

[@Renegade2786]

Yeah, every time someone say that any African countries is a dangerous place to go on to vacation for, show them this movie. The Resident Evil 5 type of people is not the type you need to be worried about, it is those Resident Evil: Village people you need to be worried about on some macho macho man sh*t.

[@abouttime2569]

@@Renegade2786 Im scared of lions when talking about Africa. I have seen some videos of lions jumping over fences and intruding houses.

[@oliviajacobs7861]

You will nvr see a lion in the road. Nothing to b afraid. I am born and raised in South Africa. Yet to see one on my lawn ​@abouttime2569

[@RadicalGuy69]

@@Renegade2786 I wanna know what you smoked when you typed this.

[@Qetzl]

Can we acknowledge at the toe cutting scene, that the lady in the next scene was clipping her toenails IN THE LOBBY!