Ep. 103 A Chola Named Lix w/ Khalyla Kuhn | Where My Moms At?

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WHERE MY MOMS AT!? It's the show by the Moms for the Moms. Hosted by everybody's favorite "cool mom" Christina P! Not only the most REAL show for moms, but the most interactive. An open place to admit no one really knows what they're doing.
Today's exciting new guest is the one and only Khalyla Kuhn. Christina and Khalyla bond over their immigrant upbringings and toxic parents, reflect on the challenges she faces maintaining Bobby Lee, and they get into Khalyla's past chola lifestyle (shoutout to Puppet and Lix!) You don't want to miss it!
Christina P. wants to hear from you since she is seriously lacking in cool mom friends. If you want to share a "Pazsitzky Effect" or "Mom Hack" please call into our voicemail [phone] and let Christina know! We want to talk to as many moms across America as we can.
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[@soggybottom]

The crazy thing is, Khalyla is just as messed up as Bobby. And thats why it works.

[@steveknick1978]

Age gap like her parents (check) She provides basic care for Bobby like her mom did for her older dad (check) The man has the money in the relationship, like her dad did (check) Both were verbally & physically abused by parents, & are verbally abusive with each other (check) Both were victims of sexual abuse growing up (check) There’s a lot of reasons it works. Whoever checks more ‘familiar’ boxes (good & bad stuff) than anyone else will be the person you feel most in love with….even if it seems like a wacky relationship to outsiders.

[@Darakkis]

@@steveknick1978 It’s so strange how the human mind works

[@steveknick1978]

@@Darakkis you figure it out over your lifetime…both by observing other people as well as yourself & your own choices. Unfortunately you usually don’t understand these things until you’re past the age that people typically get married & start a family. Another big one is people having a tendency to get stuck mentally at the age where they first experience a major life trauma. Hence Bobby waking up at 2PM & playing video games all day & night like a 13 year old, when he’s in his 40s.

[@davidtran9444]

@@steveknick1978 really appreciate this take as a member of the slept kingdom who's close in age to bob and shares many of his traumas. So many young or emotionally stunted members of the fandom only see kalyla bagging on bob and dont see how or why their relationship works. Its why my relationship works cuz my girl's as f-ed up as i am.

[@seandawson5899]

@@steveknick1978 your comment just made me look in my bathroom mirror after my poop. I had trauma at that age and always felt stuck in my teenage head even though im now a guy in his 20s almost 10 years past that person.

[@chubbybehem0th]

Here to support my queens Koloko and Christine

[@D.marie5587]

I have never liked a video so quickly.

[@Greazy__E]

Queens above 18??

[@scapegoat7851]

Shut up

[@DrJellyBean138135]

@@Greazy__E age is nothing but a number

[@cristiant6566]

@@DrJellyBean138135 or the duration of a jail sentance

[@Sandweiche]

Cho-lyla and Goth-tina. The counter culture couple we need.

[@maceroee]

I want a podcast called THE CHOLA AND THE GOTH! and they tell us stories about the 90's. That would be great. Too bad christine is in Texas now. She could be making $$$$.

[@SUPREMEx93]

She's already making a killing playa, a gang of shows and employees, Shows and sponsors. I'm sure she wants to slow down if anything.

[@Nunya_Bidz]

Pitch this over n over until they do it

[@jaydailydetailer]

2 foreigners 1 shack

[@andygomez6117]

Holy crap YES

[@aliigatorwine]

This is my dream show and also my life 🤣

[@jdboy2000]

After 10 years of therapy, this podcast episode helped make me aware of how to begin moving through the remnants of my trauma. It feels good to know I'm not alone.

[@ZeeNavi]

Omg them swooning over cholo romance is hilarious and so fun to listen to😂

[@B-RaDD]

In San Antonio we had a similar jail shout out. But I never had this gang click stuff in school(that I saw)

[@melkorgamez2644]

San Gabriel Valley in the 90’s and early 00’s was lit asf 💯

[@georgimihalkov4781]

"Why did they call you Lix?" "I used to give bjs left and right!"😂🤣

[@skullzjoka4739]

disgusting wife

[@butchdotkoski]

Amazing wife

[@skullzjoka4739]

@@butchdotkoski ok then let me borrow your wife

[@MesGuided]

Finally I know the origin story of the nickname.

[@weesh4645]

@@butchdotkoski thank you ❤️

[@janewildly]

I lovve this episode of the podcast. I went out on a date with a doctor (not a physician), just someone with a doctorate in medical technology, and he told me it wasn’t my fault after hearing my story. It’s been 5 years since that date, and I’m finally starting to accept that it IS NOT my fault whatever happened in my childhood, and feel free from guilt, shame and self-doubt that was put on me.

[@hamilcross]

[@BryceLK]

That's fantastic, but I have a pretty good idea of what may have gone awry with that date. (・﹏・;)ゞ

[@aardeng]

@@BryceLK 😂😂😂

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

U tell stuff like that on first dates??!!

[@bre9796]

@@thismothafuckasaid7304 LMAO wow good catch

[@brookeb452]

Shoutout to the kids growing up who just wanted an adult to ask ‘hey, are you ok? Do you need help?’ instead of assuming they’re fuckups and not worth the effort. This one hit different.

[@the2ndcoming135]

Damn, that’s crazy😎

[@lucidstargirl]

This is a fantastic episode. I feel like I can relate and understand both of them to a new level. I was also scared to have kids and mess them up because I felt like since I went through so much abuse as a child it would come out when I had my own. But she's right, the violence stops here. The anger and yelling stops here.

[@JohnMoczynski]

Wow, no Tom no Bobbie NO PROBLEM ladies are crushing it

[@mystirobertson1991]

It's Christina's show lmao

[@SmeegleLove]

@@sabrinamurphy4009 I think thats what he means, that they've come a long way from being secondary to their men. They can hold their own when it comes to entertainment and hilarity.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Who?

[@narutorocks168]

@@mystirobertson1991 i was about to say- she's been at this for over 100 episodes lmfao

[@Ena48145]

@@SmeegleLove These people commenting don't have a brain

[@valentinanicol]

Christina and Khalyla are officially my favourite podcast couple!

[@monix6198]

I think she vibes better with Christina than she does with Esther and Annie 🤷‍♀️

[@truerambler]

Really good episode

[@tammijo]

I have a hard time listening to Annie. She reminds me of Theo where that everything is a punchline. I like just the natural convos that are funny. No hate to her just not my vibe.

[@monix6198]

@@tammijo I 1000% agree with you

[@tammijo]

@@monix6198 thank you I’m glad it’s not just me! 😂

[@liannamadrid8394]

WE NEED an episode with Kalilah and Leanne to compare their crazy dirty mans!!!

[@ELHXNDOMUSIC]

thst would be wild lol

[@Sleepysleepjr]

YES PLEASE!!!!

[@xaviervanderzandt]

@Lonely Grandsouls Depends on whether Bert has bathed in it. All them dog-fucking juices and fat-roll cheese - even Lix couldn't handle that shit.

[@KatrinMohr92]

YES

[@Beunibster]

A gross-off

[@ManatedMan]

Made me smile that cholas defended Christina.

[@alissajackson5129]

LeeAnn last week and Khalyla this week? So happy! 🙌🙌

[@cattyditty]

such a good episode. i love them together!! christina should fill in on bloodbath if someone is missing one week

[@digitalsalsas]

🙏

[@daniellerivera3783]

Trash Tuesday

[@the2ndcoming135]

👀

[@clevermissfox]

Yes!!!! Or just guest spot !! Next time they’re in LA make it happen Patty!!

[@hamilcross]

i loved this episode so much. i have immigrant parents and i’m the 3rd generation of trauma in family line as well. i’ve had a hypersexual phase after years of abuse and i’m in the process of getting back into therapy again. also, i’m attending unlv right now and any mention of it always shocks me. shoutout to kaloko, christine and puppet. 🖤

[@aaronschultz7382]

This is 2 Bears with chicks! I could listen to this duo once a week

[@emmyashbaugh]

💯💣

[@lionsmanexx]

Two chicks One egg

[@millardfilmore1403]

Khalyla carries it

[@AlanaMosheim]

After listening to this podcast I ran to my daughter and twirled her around shouting I love you!!!

[@trevordaigneault4159]

Glad to see koko get her time to shine more lately, I have always been a huge fan of Bobby and glad to see his boo get her dues😝

[@Brian-em8ey]

Christine definitely thinks "blessing in disguise" is "blessing in the skies." So goddamn funny.

[@quacker008]

You definitely missed the very long standing joke 🙂

[@TrashTuesday]

Where my Baby Slugs at?

[@jkgcproductions7589]

yoooooooooooooo

[@jumbolumps666]

Annie next on WMMA please! 🤞

[@MesGuided]

Rebrand the rebrand.

[@MKL951]

These girls gave the essence of what L.A. is and what it's really like to live there. Their take on L.A is more real than other comedians who think L.A. people is fake blah blah....the people from all around the U.S. and around the world who come there make it in the film and music industry are the fake ones not the native Angelenos.

[@HuxleyGriffin]

Bloodbath > Trash Tuesday

[@deibtryin]

Isn’t it the same?

[@GabrielLopez-ts6ou]

Lol the name blood bath was better but I guess there was another company with that name or something if I’m not mistaken

[@bdawggification]

Stopped watching after the name change.

[@fredwardandthebear3192]

@@bdawggification uhh, ok? tf

[@zakkholguin3942]

A little diligence would lead one to find out it was a legal thing...we can all still just keep calling it bloodbath tho

[@BryceLK]

33:13 - Khalyla dropped this shoutout the way Ryan Sickler shouts out UPS Baltimore Hub Primary 1 Joh Avenue.

[@Fathom_VT]

That is a surprisingly accurate comparison

[@N8CRE8]

LMAO great pull dude

[@aardeng]

Shout out Nate Bergatze's dad

[@GrilledCheeseDanny]

That's what I was thinking

[@stanleyhudson8453]

I would love to see her on The Honey Dew.

[@jaredleviathon1424]

yall do realize a new show with both of you as co-hosts is a no-brainer, right? my god, yalls chemistry is undeniable..

[@retronald]

Get well soon Crystal! Glad to see you doing ad reads in a big comfy chair.

[@patrickchase3307]

Shout out to Hooked on Phonics' marketing people for getting out here on the podcast advertising train. That is wild lol

[@BryceLK]

They've seen the comments section. 😅

[@ratatouillefightclub]

Great pod! Cannot believe they didn’t talk about Khalyla being part of a throuple! Hoping for a Part 2!

[@aardeng]

Poly v maybe

[@brook117]

She could still do it now lmao. Add Jamar neighbours w bobby and she’s back to being in a thruple w a black and asian guy

[@jamessteadman1064]

@@brook117 She is doing it right now, while Bobby was away filming a movie she moved some guy in with her and told Bobby on his own podcast that he had to deal with it.

[@brook117]

@@jamessteadman1064 bruh thats her childhood friend. Bobby lies a lot to make the situation sound really bad for entertainment. This guy was both bobby and k roomate for years. Hes basically her brother. Aint no thruple there

[@mr.diabolik5997]

@@brook117 Ummm Bobby barley knows the guy and how can you move some random guy in to your BOYFRIENDS house without even asking him while he's away working

[@217BLASTA]

As a child of jamaican parents nothing is better than some leftover rice and peas with some ketchup

[@jmjjr112]

Leftover rice, peas in butter with melted American cheese slices.

[@maxwellbrand]

i just threw up in my mouth a little

[@lslewis]

"Aren't you Asian? Don't you have shame? Have some shame." ----Khalyla Kuhn 2021

[@brendanstanley7758]

It's a weird feeling being jealous of Bobby Lee.

[@laurieinvideo]

It's not weird. It's natural.

[@jackdaniels8385]

He's a millionaire, succesful, non good looking guy with a hot and smart girlfriend and plays call of duty until 6 am with his buddies. He's living the dream.

[@harima1]

nice fake name... Schaub hahaha

[@B-RaDD]

@@harima1 💀💀💀💀

[@paulmitchell6485]

Na, its weird to write it in the comments tho.

[@charliekelly3890]

50:40 ... Tina- “Blessing in the skys” Everyone else- “Blessing in disguise” Don’t you think for a second this goes unnoticed!!

[@salacious_manque]

Piss on me, beat me

[@sarahlowell3763]

She even pointed up 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 haha I was like wait what that's not right lol

[@zmortzii]

Khalyla is such a sweet and wholesome person, the fact that she somehow doesn't acknowledge that is even sweeter, Mommy Jeans is a beast also, great pod

[@danderegulator741]

She is gross 🤮

[@premium_chrome]

Um cause she isn’t lmfao she literally talks abo the foulest shit and has done many foul things lmfao

[@truemex4life]

Dogs love her 😂🐶

[@AirWindFire]

🙀this did not age well!

[@23Eulogy23]

MY mother 100% had Borderline. And she's right they should not diagnose teens. I was diagnosed at 15. And when I disowned her and went out on my own I was completely fine. Also it was funny I tried to forgive her a few times and those where the most emotional times in my life. Now she is sitting in prison for the 30th time and I havent written or mailed that bitch the entire year and a half she has been there. I have NEVER BEEN BETTER

[@23Eulogy23]

@UCH-_UvkVouuQ1y07n-XeHxgyeah.. I felt so bad talking to my 2 bestfriends about her when they both had saints for moms who passed away. I triggered one of them, "she said I'm lucky to even have a mom" That made me feel awful.But to me she was already dead.. even farther gone than dead. At least a dead mom cant still Fuck up your life. My other friends parents brought me in as a teen, when they barely knew me. I was a damaged teen street rat. I am very grateful for that family and THEY are my parents now. I still see them all the time. I'm 36 Oh,And one time a nurse yelled at me for yelling at my mom to kick her out my room during the birth of my first child when I specifically told her not to come, I just told the nurse she didnt know my mom and requested a new nurse. Some people really dont understand. And god bless them for that... But alot people do too. And that makes me feel ALOT better about my decision. It is not one to take lightly. But sometimes you have to be selfish to be unselfish to your own kids or close loved ones

[@ashleyclay7953]

From every 90s girl with wierd parents and a wild childhood, thanks for this.

[@stealthmode9086]

Just can't get on board with kalyla. Something about her don't sit right with me man. I LOVE CHRISTINA P THOUGH.. LOVE ME SOME CHRISTINA P.

[@TheNafers]

Okay but when is Mommy Tina gonna has little Esther on to talk washable pads….?! Also, don’t forget her handler, Annie Lederman

[@maceroee]

Cassandra will eat Little E alive.

[@me6740]

I want to see Jacob the Dog on the podcast.

[@alexanderlilly2115]

Finding this after knowing they "broke up" is interesting

[@cortana323]

I was curious about the swimming championship story so I looked it up, Khalyla and her sister actually tore shit up for Blair high school. Pretty cool. Her sister got 1st in backstroke and 3rd in breaststroke.

[@crowesz2662]

i ditched Nicki Glaser being self-obsessed on YMH to come see my queens above 18. ay yay yay!!!!

[@dubyabalthazar4598]

Ugh... shes hates girls too

[@abelardopascual6564]

Nicki is overall kind of lame

[@kevingonzales7965]

After this episode I am 100% convinced that khalyla is Latino 😂 bday parties at shakeys & king Leo's was like my whole childhood

[@Señor916.Ixpol14]

She’s took a dna test (23&me) and said she is mostly Filipino and French-European. The Spanish conquered and ruled the Philippines taking native Filipino wives and having mixed European-Spanish and native Filipino children. So lots and maybe even most Filipinos today have various percentages of Euro-Spanish blood which is also why most have Spanish last names. So technically Khalyla is part Latino.

[@LuLu24Ayo]

I came here from Tom on Whitney’s Podcast, couldn’t get fifteen minutes in without cursing Whitney for not shutting the fuck up, I’d listen to both of YOU talk for hours in comparison.

[@glenlarsen8496]

Im a 50 year old straight white male and i found this podcast incredibly enlightening and informative into the female psyche....thanks girls

[@livings4086]

Every couple of months they should do a couples pod. Bobby & kyalah, Tom & Christina P and Bert and LeAnn.

[@Sleepysleepjr]

YES!!!

[@kayciebowman7367]

This episode… straight to the feels. Same Same! Feel like I’m hearing my childhood. So glad you guys didn’t diiiieeee♥️♥️♥️

[@teddy______]

How did Christina not mention the blessing in the skies at eight minutes?

[@solucky5]

Christina is AMAZBALLS.. first timer ....

[@guyledouche6039]

Just skip to---> 2:49 Skip ad read--> 20:55 Skip ads again---> 41:20 Skip 12th ad read---> 1:01:04 Skip last ad read(hopefully)-> 1:18:30

[@ssenssel]

Their chemistry is legit! Great episode

[@sambosworth6331]

This might be the best thing ever!! The two funniest and prettiest broads in the podcast game!!

[@jesszand6076]

My two favorite people. Koloko needs to be a regular guest!!!

[@Scott-hh1dg]

Nosotros Papaya to you my friend

[@evanjuleen]

Much love. Pls lets agree that drs are not allowed to see our kids w/o us in the room. Respect to the drs but they all also know why thats not ok.

[@connorjohnson3426]

that comment about Christina going for the Olympics didnt age well... shes now broken

[@aliigatorwine]

Goth girls + cholas unite with the sharpest eyeliner. 🥰🥰🥰

[@ashleygotelaere]

Dude what?? My two besties in one place!?! LOVE this combo!!!

[@owenscottdouglasjohnson1975]

"You mean the water gets hotter the farther you put the knob towards hot?. . . What? I'm going to have to test that" Dude you are tocked.

[@AliceDepaul]

*You guys should start doing podcasting together once a week!*

[@vanadyan1674]

Absolutely this is Crystals best work in a while.

[@melkorgamez2644]

Growing up in the SGV, I love hearing these two talk about my childhood home 💯

[@Gdesign959]

Khalyla Has the it factor and she doesn’t even know it. Every podcast she goes on she is the star as long as Bobby isn’t there. Love Bobby but if he’s there we all know who the focus must be on.

[@danielmeuler2877]

Does Cristina realize the term "Shaky Cheese" only exists in her head. Grated Parmesan cheese is what she is referring to. Is this a "Pazsitsky Effect"?

[@RyanAKAStreakk]

Other people call it that

[@sarahsouza9890]

I grew up calling it "sprinkly cheese" 😅

[@theonetheycallfear8237]

Haha well Tina is toked but my parents called it SA cheese, “Stink Ass” cheese, because it would always smell so bad.

[@jordanhilbert5833]

I fersure call it shakey cheese haha

[@bacontomato9210]

It's always been shakey cheese for me, it's what my parents called it so it's it's I call it too.

[@kristinarodriguez5652]

Omg please do a part 2 and dress like you did in high school the stories would be 10x better in character

[@MissBrist]

One hole" LMAO OMG this was the best! Please have Khalya on wayyyyyy more! You ladies have the best banter, I really enjoyed actually getting to hear her speak for once lol great show mommies

[@bluetsunami]

Chola Khalyla is the best thing I’ve learned about this month

[@HellcoreFire]

They should write a show about a Goth and Chola who are best friends in highschool based on their own experiences. I need me a new show that can replace Shameless.

[@bx0183]

Khalylah and Christina P are both smart and have such interesting stories to share. Their personalities and traumas flow easily.

[@salacious_manque]

Khalyla is a great solo guest. Bobby would grab the reigns and talk about the IBM commercial he shot in the 90s.

[@shanshan5243]

🤣

[@Dirtbiker463]

I don’t think Khalyla realizes how funny she is

[@YesDear-k3r]

Really great episode. Glad both of them were talking about their mental health issues, family issues, and how they came out of it. Lots of young women need to hear this.

[@theonetheycallfear8237]

This the pod we were waiting for. Now we need to experience Tina and the Slept King one on one.

[@Gio-go1bp]

We need the Slept Queen 👸👑🙌🙌 on again! Great episode jeans!!

[@danirilla]

Daaaamn!! Mommy be paying the bills with all these ad reads.

[@sucrose]

Use SponsorBlock and you'll never see another ad-read

[@gpina4886]

Can you do a WMMA in which you do the whole episode with Koala dressed full chola, and Christen is full goth? POMBMYBICUIM.

[@hereticerik]

Glad you had Khalyla on, she's one of my favorite. Her podcast "Trash Tuesday/Bloodbath" is one of my favs. She's always a fascinating person.

[@millardfilmore1403]

im literally a straight, cis, 21 year old guy and i fucking love trash tuesday. it is legitimately funny as fuck. not that you said otherwise but just if anyone is reading these comments give it a try

[@hereticerik]

@@millardfilmore1403 trash Tuesday is great, definitely funny.

[@HughJASS88]

Too many comments. Christina held back laughter when LIX said her DR didn’t follow proto! shame on you Christina P

[@CCCTTT3737]

I loved everything about this. Great episode

[@band1tt]

I love these women so much!

[@philmckrakken3791]

shouts out to everyone going through it. Life is hard but we are all here for you and it will get better i promise. youre never alone

[@breitbandig]

blood bath is a better name than trash tuesdays

[@MarkO-zs9et]

Shout out to Nadav for testing his googling skills searching “chicken pot pie”! Mission accomplished

[@wow4714]

LETS GO. THE SLEPT QUEEN, TRASH TUESDAY CHAMP, LEts GOOOO

[@BeachBumPinky09]

You and Khalyla are amazing and I loved this episode! Helped me a lot just listening to you both. I think you two would make a great podcast show with you both hosting. Love you guys! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@bomboclat_man]

i'm a straight, married man...and i love these two women, not even in a sexual way. i just want to sit and talk shit with them.

[@AmeliaAnne]

WMMA makes my Monday mornings! ❤️

[@77Mariet]

You guys should do a cooking special with these kind of dishes.

[@kelseyhall8281]

Fantastic episode. Love these women.

[@marrwayy]

I love Christina’s impersonation of her mom - the accent is 🤌🏼

[@dilz2012]

I love how they say “one hole” in synchrony at 57:04

[@Dr.Jekyll_]

He's such a sweet tender lover. He's in prison for murder, awwwww ❤❤

[@shaylablack2046]

Wait... Blessing in the "skies?" It's blessing in disguise lol

[@lukelond]

How is parmesan cheese Shakey cheese???

[@CatDogWalk]

Don't even need to watch yet to know this is going to be fun. Love both these Mommies.

[@yu_uhglee]

I can listen to these ladies all day! just 10 minutes of nikki glaser or whitney and i want to drive off an overpass

[@brown_gurl]

Faxxx

[@amadeustimothy7531]

"I'll bag groceries at the heb" How did you become a texan so fast!?!

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Is that the lady from bloodbath?

[@gracewingler7405]

Yes!

[@spencer6709]

You mean trash Tuesday?

[@jacobspears2796]

Got to have female fighters on this podcast if you're going to abbreviate it as WMMA.

[@dejiaschugk2553]

Such a great episode!! We love mommy Tina and Lix. Thanks for making my day better Jeans 👖

[@joemoney8743]

Tremendous episode.

[@firmanang9132]

Our khaleesi on the moms house ayayaya