Ep 115 - Hype Beasts

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more.
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[@Sprite_525]

“Utah? Mormon Israel” Matt drops little gems nonchalantly sometimes lol

[@ssk06d29]

Russia is white China

[@nello1591]

As a former Mormon it's so on point haha

[@daveconrad6562]

​@@nello1591Mormons helped to create israel

[@noahstrodtman6121]

sometimes?? 😂😂

[@tjmodglin8661]

Vhvvycvyvvvyvvvyvyvyvvyvyv

[@hrtjebc]

Matt looks like young old Luke Skywalker

[@NatsTown]

Gold

[@scott96999]

Noice

[@joebob553]

I'd say more like a Obi Wan between 3 and 4

[@wisterV]

That young maid snizz keeps the force vital in all of us

[@_ruddegar]

Woe

[@robin1541]

Matt calling a punt unit “the disappointment squad” was amazing 😂

[@zg9445]

Bring out the surrender guy

[@ericpettyfishing]

I remember these times. No ads. No celebrity guests. No razzle dazzle. These were the best of times.

[@coreywallace6131]

How dare they progress

[@izzysyoutubeig]

@@coreywallace6131right lol i hate when fucking losers want people they watch and enjoy to be bottle of the barrels losers it makes no sense, they’re up now and it’s really good to see them so happy

[@andrewlemay2491]

​@@coreywallace6131 these old episodes are just so good

[@socialxperiment3162]

@@coreywallace6131have they really progressed? Or regressed..

[@dakotalenzi7630]

Oh no, ads that they do with their own banter, of which are always product they use, oh no….

[@Jakem763]

The zoom call era of this podcast is really good Shane has had some of his best bits after 17 hours straight in his parent’s basement. Shane belongs in the basement

[@Adventure3Man]

Was literally thinking that earlier today lmao

[@Friarbuck619]

Troll in the dungeon

[@filipwax]

Thats becuse Phill is his ghost writer, close to the source

[@feliciathagoat1678]

Phil Is his muse

[@michaeltsouris8190]

Top 5 friend simulator for sure

[@gimmedataids]

Give me the other 4, I beg you!

[@SuperFuckYourOpinion]

@@gimmedataids cumtown and mssp adjacent master race reporting in

[@wetdog863]

@@SuperFuckYourOpinion cumtown has jumped the shark. They used to be funny though.

[@chrismathewsjr]

@@wetdog863 -1 for misusing jump the shark and -1 for being wrong

[@arvidalexatsinch1163]

Cumtown, WarMode, and watch the Programmed To Kill series by lolfieldandlove

[@rubberbandclan1017]

Matt and Shane are the white friends that Minorities wish they had

[@BoxingFanCapoTito]

I can comfirm as a w3tb@cc

[@nev12345678910]

They are the white guys every black person talks about when referring to crazy whites

[@damboulton]

Best comment of all time

[@verycoolguy5947]

Yea minorities usually get stuck with wiggers instead

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Matt is a strong black conservative.

[@MeanMustard650]

Damn, you can just sense how happy these two are to see each other. I need to find me a girl like that.

[@rickymassey]

Eat more hard boiled eggs, you'll land one eventually if you follow that one simple rule

[@yourmomsbox7455]

@@rickymassey Garlic max bro

[@Manhandle730]

What’s his name?

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Girls drool dawg

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

“Chief steal your girl” is nuts 😂

[@marycallahan2334]

Sir is absolutely a charlatan.

[@jmh31890]

But... he does rule.

[@jarnold1789]

@@jmh31890 Can’t hate on a man that has a good pussy hustle going

[@bracksampson1]

Mckusky is a straight dude and lord of the concrete lot. He couldn't be replaced. Under rated. He's Shane's white bull like chapelle.

[@mikumonsoon]

when shane asks matt if matt’s sweetie was taking pics of the meal for “sir” i lost it lmao

[@zg9445]

Sweetie? Oh you mean bae 😂😂😂

[@taylorhray]

Classic cast. Mr steal-yo-girl got me good

[@loganmarcus6516]

I think about Matt being bewildered by “the technology” allowing you to watch Netflix from an app on your phone about once a month and it brings me so much joy

[@BreezyBeWheezy]

I think the “technology” he was referring to was the fact that Netflix disabled Shane’s screen recording

[@loganmarcus6516]

@@BreezyBeWheezy but this is a post D’elia world we’re livin in brotha, I know he’s aware of THAT technology

[@stevenash621]

That's not what he was talking about.

[@alpharoo2581]

@@loganmarcus6516 I'd describe the era more so as post-sasso

[@loganmarcus6516]

@@stevenash621 you might be right but this is funny

[@craigroswell7994]

In 20 years some dark stories are gonna come out about casting for Cuties.

[@ToniBoordane]

I’m taking the under on that bet

[@takethatlfr9337]

20 bro? Give it 10 more that shit was airing 15 yrs ago or iirc

[@leapyear9460]

Dogs facial expression on the couch was a riot. Thx for the videos, love you guys

[@paulfroelich1024]

"Word from Spud is..." That became its own podcast.

[@893loses]

how can anyone hate matt, he's such a good guy

[@JustinTimeAnderson]

I feel like this is one of Matt's burner accounts

[@thomasgallaer306]

A true mmmgoodboy

[@sallute173]

Matt is a wild dawg, no one forget....

[@scottwood5957]

Do you Actually know him?? If not, then you have no idea.

[@darrelldarrell8168]

He's okay for a guy who married a black girl and knocked her up and is proud of it. His psych talk is sometimes interesting and he is a decent counter balance to Shane. He could be replaced but I wouldn't shrug him off if I ever met him.

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

I’m dying listening to Matt talk about his dogs cuz I have the exact same Fn philosophy when it comes to animals as him and it is bringing me too much joy that I’m seriously overwhelmed with happiness 😂

[@lazylion420]

how does Shane look like he's 40 years old and 14 years old simultaneously??

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Young face old man hair

[@jh873qw43]

It's the extra chromosome

[@Wetknees]

Steady diet of chicken TENDIES an NFL SportsCenter

[@nickkerr5714]

Never lost the baby fat

[@VVILHELMOFFICIAL]

Hes alex jones with a baby face

[@cuve_ae]

As a lad from south Texas I felt appreciated by the Dawgs appreciating the lads Vote

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

The right Fn loves the lads dawg! California dawg (gay I know lol) here and I grew up with first generation lads. The first gen lads are so Fn cool n funny af!

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Matt wasn't biting at the "Last of the Fategans" 😂*

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Lol dawg… I was so disappointed in the shaman for that Passover 😂

[@SerHuntsReviews]

These old episodes are classic! Thanks dawgz

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

35:55 Shane I relate. Giving yourself a compliment is like a big wtf moment😂😂

[@kyleadams6925]

I can never safely drink anything listening to the boiz. I've never made it through a whole cast without choking

[@davidcagle920]

Pause

[@B.C.101]

Pause

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Pause thirded nerd here. I’m gay

[@summerbaby21]

Matt looks like a crime boss in his 40s.

[@wwijr]

Looks like he runs a biker gang that makes their money off of antacids

[@morromen4151]

Matt McAffee

[@willatkinson141]

I was getting 40's boxing coach.

[@Johnny1.0]

IRA

[@Sprite_525]

Yo chill-chill-chill 😎

[@michaelsanchez8519]

“If one of the dogs bit Mya, I’d have to kill both of them” 😂 fuckin Matt.

[@The_realist_realtor]

Great ep. Matt choking out Jackson and Shane hitting the “major league swag out” were gold.

[@Loveandbkind777]

10:27 Someone please make a comp of Shane saying yes like that

[@boosh90]

YAAAAHHHHHSSSSS

[@jaseysmokes]

29:12 Shane’s face hearing Matt say “and then they slim up and love their daddy” likely because he hadn’t even thought of that aspect yet

[@dablingreen4691]

Love how Shane asked to see the dog again

[@chrisfrates2478]

I propose a dawgs only bjj competition the most dominant dawg wins the opportunity to paint with the spudman

[@josiebos7282]

If wristlocks are the only legal sub I'm in

[@acctadmin4073]

gay

[@chrisfrates2478]

Acct Admin would get subbed quickly. Weak wristed nanny boi

[@josiebos7282]

@@acctadmin4073 let's people pass to north south

[@jacobstathers8823]

Chris Webber would beat your ass

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Matt talking about his dogs is the funniest thing ever

[@calebcristofolini]

58:01 Last of the Fathicans is an underrated joke.

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Lol yo I’m surprised too that Matt didn’t jump on that dawg!

[@Ryan-yy3yq]

1:08:45 me and my best friend Shane love it when our other best friend, Matt, his dogs join the cast and then we get some silly dog talk

[@BigShaneGillis]

Matty Daddy lookin like Alan Watts with the face mane

[@scumtardprime1838]

Holy fuck, I totally see it.

[@BalotelliFan713]

For a second I thought you were talking about my boy on cuttingthroughthematrix.com

[@zg9445]

“Let’s keep the fruit forbidden for the pedos, that way we can roll them up” 😂😂😂😂

[@brokeknights]

Shane only watched the first part. Spud said it gets much worse

[@anthonycaruso5527]

These old covid propaganda videos are going to age fantastically

[@randomdude189]

Yeah it’s sad how much Shane went along with it despite knowing better.

[@losethOS88]

Damage control, he lives in New York and has mostly commie friends. He was already on thin ice from the snl debacle

[@kidchunguswrx2524]

Lmao he was fuckin shoooook

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Paul Rudd acting like a basketball enjoyer was fucking hilarious.

[@fuckcensorship69]

​@@randomdude189he is pretty gay though

[@midcardheelhd8522]

The pandemic series was the best in my eyes. Just bros being bros. Actually excited to talk to one another. And just playing off each other like a band. It's low key beautiful.

[@leapyear9460]

I couldn't agree more. I think they are the best episodes and i hope they do some more zoom call eps..

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Damn, you’re a poet dawg. Anyway, I’m gay

[@midcardheelhd8522]

@jameselliott3334 it's not gay if you close your eyes dawg...

[@BobbyDigital59]

“I’m coming around, Russia does rule” I guess we’ll find out if you can be cancelled twice

[@Marlboro-lights1]

Russia does rule

[@Marlboro-lights1]

You gonna call buzzfeed?

[@todd.howard]

Russians rule. Russia rules. Putin sucks

[@AMpufnstuf]

looks like you can be right a lot of times, US government watches as 78% of the country are one late paycheck away from going into credit debt to buy lunch and they just printed 200 billion dollars to give to ukraine over a war that we're baiting and funding

[@waynewalters426]

@@Marlboro-lights1 Right? That's why they are losing their war of attrition against a country with every right to its own sovereignty and democracy. Because Russia is just too cool for school, that why they are using outdated military equipment and raping their own conscripts. Contrarian dipshit, fuck you and fuck buzzfeed

[@ricardonavarroiii7701]

I’m so glad I found this podcast

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Hell yeah dawg

[@SelfMadeCulture]

My boy is a trainer, one of those. And, his motto “turn a 5 into an 8”. You said it perfectly, they’ll always have that 5 mentality! I’m in, let me know when to book Sandals!!!

[@couragecoachsam]

Shane knows as much about Utah Mormons as I’d expect 😂

[@Jrodsfitness]

Brethren Matt walks the line of the Wilderness. Blessed be the dawgs.

[@charlesotis6971]

Podcast likes these have helped me realize my crazy thoughts ive always had, really aren't that off the wall crazy

[@bradyhenricks6601]

This is one of the greatest showings by the DAWGZ

[@BackHandYourSelf]

2:22 synchronized eye wipes lol hell yea

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

Lol good catch

[@gimmedataids]

Standard Globalist salutation. One eye in the pyramid. This is all known.

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Matt: “Billy Eilish whoever the fuck that is” had me 🤣 I was Matt in 2020 😂

[@andrewforce6516]

Surrender Kid is incomprehensibly hilarious.

[@yootoob8438]

Raw half a grilled cheese had me dying

[@bodysnatcher7078]

This episode was great

[@genghis_quan]

it really is.

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

You’re great dawg. Also, I’m gay

[@PROquickscope360]

My barber Lined me up so good today I look fire no cap 🧢

[@DavidJackson-vj2oi]

Shane and Spud are on a list now

[@jasonlitherland4270]

“I have a fathers love now” lmaooo so true so true

[@JC-lc5fo]

I can relate to Shane's truck spazzin situation heavily lol.

[@vich3359]

I love the giggles you get on shrooms 😂😂 they made Joe Dirt 2 the funniest movie ever for me

[@gavinmiller9856]

You gotta get some crocodile dundee going. 2 is a bit lame bit 1 will knock your socks off

[@losethOS88]

It would take a full pound to make Joe dirt 2 funny

[@yungdogger5897]

“He’s such an asshole he’s such a dick” Pans to Jackson just straight chilling minding his business

[@luciisaura]

I always find myself coming back to the old episodes join the paych dawgs

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

This man comes spreading the word of God Dawg. Join the paytch you heathens!

[@freedom.pacific]

matt looking biblical

[@matthewpatrick9505]

top 10 casts by these hypebeasts

[@dominicdeluca6378]

I didn't know Paul Rudd is a scientist, finding through his own research how much masks help.

[@containercore6832]

The Paul Rudd ad is doing this obnoxious meta-irony thing where it attempts to circumvent the cringe associated with paid celebrity PSAs by simultaneously making fun of them in a self-effacing and self-referential way. It's like a Tim and Eric parody sketch incorporated into the actual thing that's being parodied. Same logic as movies or shows that are "bad on purpose", it's them trying to have their cake and eat it too. Commercials started doing this kind of wink at the audience bullshit in the late 80s/early 90s ("hey we're just corporate shills and you the audience are so clever for noticing it, now buy our product"). There's a great David Foster Wallace Essay called E Unabis Pluram where he mentions this shift in advertising with a lot of examples of it. Anyway the ad's not saying it thinks millennials are cool for listening to celebrities tell them to do things, it's "cool" because just like the audience watching its MAKING FUN of celebrities telling you to do things (but also that the celebrities are in fact correct and you should still wear masks because it's heckin' SCIENCE ya big dope), which is honestly a thousand times worse.

[@karkanrey1463]

Bro Shane hit the major league swag out

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

25:30 Sam Tallent’s book ‘Running The Light’ is so fucking good. If any of you dawgs know how to read I highly recommend it 😁

[@PeterHooper-y1t]

What's it about

[@BeelzeJon]

16:57 the goddamned mormons 😂

[@OvrZealous247]

Picture with shane crying like a kid on santas lap 🤣 . Pulling out your phone. Bro i might shane! 😭

[@mikebloomstine3851]

Chief Steals Your Girl LMAOOOO

[@nottherealpaveldatsyuk_2164]

Strapping young lads

[@imbringingjordanback]

Matts going to get his mind blown when he realises you can watch netflix on your phone

[@iSharkOnDeck]

He was saying the tech isn't enough to detect and block you from screen recording a Netflix stream

[@gimmedataids]

@@iSharkOnDeck I think that's what he meant too. It's totally plausible though, if Apple and Netflix had an agreement

[@barahng]

Hilarious how Matt describes beefing with his dog then making up like its a person 😂

[@jccs98]

matt's room is so sick

[@shawnbradford2243]

Shane knowing real Mormon history is hilarious

[@BanditoBurrito]

They got Sam confirmed to come on? I’m a hype beast right now

[@CrackinJacks138]

He was on today's patreon episode

[@TysonHook-22-]

Sam who?

[@johndenver7035]

@@CrackinJacks138 episode number?

[@johndenver7035]

@@TysonHook-22- Sam hyde

[@fedya333]

“Did the 11 year old come” Shane: 😳

[@cranberryjuice47]

"You lost the war talk right" 😂😂😂

[@jrmontoya4739]

Roasting Paul Rudd was hilarious

[@bobbyculdesack2309]

20:16 I thought i heard some insane high pitch noise, makes sense 😂

[@che887]

Someone needs to find that Australian interview tape NOW

[@malcolmfinley8925]

“You lost the war speak right” 🤣🤣

[@WhoGuyThat]

Matt might need to shave the goatee because my pants are sopping right now gOD DAMN

[@NickCageRage1]

M: "This guy demands almost...nudes (of my wife)" S: "...this guy fuckin' rules!"

[@tylerao]

You can’t even screencap a still from Netflix on an iPhone, it just comes up black

[@thomasgallaer306]

Stop screenshotting cuties dawg

[@WHDRWN]

get off netflix like last year.

[@Johnny1.0]

@@thomasgallaer306 lol

[@mykolokolo]

you can screenshot the closed captions tho

[@jordanhenderson3812]

So funny, the skeptics knew more about science then the scientists.

[@yourmomsbox7455]

And you don't hear jack from those psychos now. Like it never happened

[@Dolph_Starbeam]

Going back and listening to these and seeing just how wrong and hilarious our government is

[@wisterV]

Sir is The hypest beast!! 😵‍💫

[@redpalace2494]

Matt and Shane rule.

[@kellym7489]

Golden comedy kings.

[@koalasandwich4876]

Shane's right. Can't screenshot anything from Netflix even on a laptop. screen shows up black.

[@enterpassword3313]

Lol n00b

[@PeterHooper-y1t]

Run it in a VM and I guarantee you can screen record

[@Millor001]

shane was really selling me on the salt lake city

[@samuelwelton1485]

I live here, he's not wrong about the plethora of beautiful white angels

[@SmedleyButler1881]

@@samuelwelton1485 is it like keeping up with the joneses? I have heard there is an insane amount of neighbourhood pressure to have everything look very neat and proper

[@pkiely29]

Me too dawg

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Raw half of a grilled cheese murdered me

[@BGale47]

Gathering of the doggalos

[@00monkeydude001]

send out the disappointment squad killed me

[@kmdudich]

“Raw grilled cheese” lmao

[@bigheverly]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bruce Jenner: “it’s biology” 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Inevitabledreamss]

Big fan of your recommended videos, Matt!

[@SebastianTheCrab-qj6ti]

Matt is literally on the same workout program I’m on, but I’m 230 a day. Suuuuuuck it

[@theboogeyman6270]

Shane you are right about the netflix, if you try to screen record it shows a black screen with no audio

[@Sausagepatty996]

@ 31:00 😂😂 Shane is hilarious

[@DJLoNormali]

The Last of the Fathecans LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@quinnimon]

after five years of listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast, this is how I find out how MeatWhig went out. RIP.