Ep. 159 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Neal Brennan & Bert Kreischer

[@ChristopherSibert]

Bart: "Could I afford to have a second family in Canada?" Neal: "Just Do It!"

[@alexandercolic405]

It was so refreshing having Neal on the show today. Nice change of pace from Tom constantly interrupting Brent's amazing stories.

[@dodge5570]

This comment is truly amazing

[@lengoffii5052]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@optimaldisstraction6890]

Oh the irony

[@ganjalfcreamcorn8438]

Hahaha

[@yoitsdan]

I love Neal, I'm 10 minutes in and I'm fully engrossed in this. His last special was criminally underated!

[@danfryscollectibles281]

It was more like a funny/ sad Ted Talk

[@gottabethick1415]

Facts

[@DoneBrokeDatBack]

It was so good! That ending was out of left field, but in the best way. Funny/sad shares the same blade, so he nailed it.

[@straightnobraker4677]

Hes really good at what he does. Pure pro

[@robertandrews3973]

Agreed on all of this. He’s a killer, and a wonderful writer

[@jackzwahlen764]

The one thing ab Bert that you have to like is that he is always willing to make the podcast longer than usual. Maybe it's because Bert talks for most of it, but Tom is always quick to wrap it up at an hour

[@HawaiianPunch557]

True

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Tom's good for small doses of Bert but not all day, lol

[@xCLIPxGODx]

This would have been 2 episodes if it was him and Tom. An hour a piece. But I'm ok with a 2 hour episode.

[@BXBZ88]

Because they do multiple episodes in one day?

[@noahvalencia3984]

Tom’s got shit to do

[@urbanmouseification]

Neal fills Tom's role well, he's good at dragging Bert back to reality.

[@Twenty-Seven]

Huh? Tom is usually the one that gaslights Bert out of reality

[@AllFlimmits]

He's got so much patience.

[@HeyThatWeirdGuy]

I think you ment Neal fills Tim's roll well

[@Battlefox64_RL]

I think burnt Chrysler is going through an identity crisis so Tom took a vacation to see Garth Brooks until fat sticks manic episode is over.

[@CrossGVentures]

Easily top 3 guests. Seen every episode. No offense to Tom he’s a better stand up but Bert is much better on podcasts. So I give more credit to guests that are on with Tom, like Maron. But I think he was the best Bert guest

[@geofflitwin9020]

“Don’t lose this conversation (as bart asks 10 more different questions)”

[@sergioolivera1258]

Neal Brennan can just make any podcast great. So quick so intelligent and so interesting. Kept Bert on point I loved this and Bert kept himself on point just off our interest. Great episode

[@Wutaskier]

He stole all the good lines off Dave though

[@johndoe09876]

14:56. Legitimately appreciate when someone is having a conversation and they keep the audience in mind while discussing a topic. Neal is exceptional as a podcast host/guest at inviting the audience to feel as though they're a part of the conversation. Not sure whether it's intentional or intuitive, but I naturally listen closer to his conversations because there's always something to learn.

[@captaingymshorts]

Neal and Bert gel together way better than i expected

[@KSpeagsBby]

I love that Bert does long eps and I hope if anyone hasn't seen 3 mics, they check it out because Neal is a genius

[@kylesells8579]

Neal is so good at conversation.

[@timkinley1779]

But damn his ass really needs to figure out how to not say, "like" so much.

[@krikeydial3430]

They can have him replace Bert when Bert finally has a heart attack from using fat as a replacement for funny jokes.

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

...and Bert is not.

[@coleculp9999]

@@krikeydial3430 you don’t think his stand up is funny?!

[@nullunit]

I miss 'How Neal Feel', the dude can talk.

[@Ryy_Ryy]

I love Neal. He is one of the funniest guys and always a great guest on any podcast. I feel like he never gets credit for how great he is and the great stuff hes been apart of in the past. his was a great episode. Always happy when he comes around Your Moms House!

[@GymAndSun]

Bert and Neal could be perfect for an Odd Couple reboot

[@TheDavejmcknight]

Nice!

[@pikasnipe1]

I would support that

[@Nickao1612]

That spot is filled already 😝 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIvVgGCIpN2te7c

[@korbindallas4552]

Were you sent a VHS about this concept? I was working those phones lol.

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

100%. It's actually a great idea.

[@johnathan2565]

Neal is hands down one of the best podcast guests out there. I get so excited when I see him on my favorite pods. Such a great conversationalist.

[@outofoffice7540]

1:47 Joe definitely remembers. Frequently talks with other guests about how he was worried Bert was going to die so they staged it as a kinda intervention. 😆

[@jasonsootyallen787]

That’s because Bart’s to busy thinking about world domination

[@Trashcyon]

You really see the mental gymnastics fly here

[@dalelane1948]

But Bert should get all the credit, who's Joe - nobody knows - Bert is the star.

[@mikeLivornese]

That's what I was thinking. They've talked about how the whole thing started as intervention for Bert but he's too dumb to realize. God he's fucking dumb

[@umpnhmr]

Neil seems so much more upbeat these days

[@evfields24]

He did TMS treatments. I’m a vet and did the same thing for PTSD.. it works absolute wonders.

[@mikeLivornese]

Ayahuasca. He's so much more happy and chill and not an uptight leftist anymore. Love him now

[@Sarry-Banders999]

got off the SSRIs

[@Jack-is9sm]

He has also been having ketamin treatment at a very progressive health centre.

[@tannerweller9053]

He’s microdosing Molly

[@evanprotsman9623]

I can already tell that Neal is going to hilariously judge and critique every little thing Bert says and does, and I haven’t even started the episode.

[@maybeaspider3456]

I'm 5 minutes in when he says he doesn't identify with Chappelle or Chris Rock as much because they don't share his same sensibilities. Like, yeah dude you're the fattest most racist comedian of course you dont fit in with the cool black guys

[@pdderek]

Mother Ayahuasca disagrees

[@andrewkoly]

Oh I know why this is so good.. Bert is sober so he’s listening. HAHAHA

[@father3dollarbill]

He's not sober

[@vincenthucknall7175]

Imagine Bert in solitary confinement for 1 day. It would break him lol Love you burnt

[@designjunky]

It's amazing how Neal's energy calms Brent down: he actually becomes bearable!

[@imachine803]

Bert saying he invented sober October is like rivers claiming they invented bridges.

[@randomguy1221]

Sobert October *

[@c9566]

He didn’t say that. He said it was originally to get him sober, which it was.

[@Nowayy4799]

Sobert Octobert…. Cus it’s a play on his name and him being sober (sobert)… just listen lol 😂

[@SallySlater0077]

They started it to see if he could get sober or stay that way. Then Rogan got too competitive and went to his "dark place" so they had to dial it back

[@terminalfilms8074]

This is a perfect analogy

[@sleezybananaslug5165]

The comedy special that truly got me into the comedy world was Neil Brennan. Best special ever.

[@iainhamilton9864]

Watched blocks the other day, genius piece of work and hilarious - most importantly.

[@djspynz]

This is one of my favorite combos for a guest bear. Neal knows how to feed into Bert and they play off of each other so well. Love it!

[@ChrisCarty97]

Whenever Bert has a guest bear it’s 2 hours to give him an hour to talk and then his guest can get 10 minutes of the second hour

[@Madkalibyr]

I liked this more than I thought I would! I love Burt’s never-ending curiosity and Neal always has so much to offer

[@WilliamBrowning]

"Black Eyed Peas. Free concert. That sounds too true to be good." I'm dead.

[@pdderek]

HOW WAS YOUR WEEK?! Great to hear Neal. I miss his podcast! I still check in like 3 times a year to see if scientists figured out where the flu goes between winters and if how Neal feel has come back.

[@adammoore9772]

1:13:24 Bert tells Neal this will be up in time for his special (Nov8th) *checks today’s date* 😂😂

[@FishTankKush]

He got the month right at least

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

Are you seriously fact checking Bert?

[@adammoore9772]

@@squigtonianmayhem4602 good point

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Bert lies like a rug that Brendan Schaub weaved

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@adammoore9772 if you got paid you'd have a full time job 🤣

[@davidfadden7948]

Having seen the dog bit back in Norfolk a few months back, It is my favorite comedy bit I've ever seen. I've never been brought to tears, and then immediately burst into laughter. its Brilliant. So excited it will make the special so we can go back enjoy it again and remember how we felt that night.

[@JAYWASSERMAN]

I saw him on his birthday last year in DC. I had just lost my dog and have never cried and laughed so hard, felt so much better after

[@onyroo]

I love Neal. Almost no one else could enrage JRE’s KZbin comments as much just by being on, as much as Neal could back before Spotify.

[@Stephen_Eee]

Wtf? Neal would? That's funny as hell for some reason

[@MadisonperkinsUTE]

Love the openness and honesty. It’s not bragging, to me it just shows you what’s possible.

[@FilthyCasual867]

I don't know what it is about Neal exactly but I could listen to him talk all day. I will watch nearly anything he does.

[@toddmchenry8509]

Is this the longest episode of 2 bears ever? I love it, especially with Neal Brennan. I remember watching 3 mics years ago and it was one of the first specials I had ever watched. It got me into comedy and I'm a lifetime follower.

[@antoineboileau4194]

Brent: There are 3 phases of Dave… (Literally a sketch written by the man across the table)

[@brewcityldb]

Loved this conversation! Neal is a national treasure, and one of my favorite comedians and people!

[@JimGetzey]

Sober Bert takes notes to keep the discussion on track and return to important talking points. Be like Sober Bert, Brent.

[@jamesmccoy9394]

One of the most engaging podcasts I've seen. Neal is the best at keeping Burt on track.

[@VitaminStudios]

Neal Brennan is a national treasure, he's ayahuasca story on Rogan is legendary!!

[@mikeLivornese]

Loved it and love him ever since he did it. He was doing this super left wing podcast right before he did it where him and this girl would blow the establishment for an hour and it wasn't funny at all. Soon as he was on Rogan I immediately liked who he'd become after the Aya trip

[@TheZacharyml]

Just watched Neal’s new special because of this. Reminded me of how profound 3 mics was. For whatever it’s worth; you killed. Thanks for talking about mental health and just being you. Great job. For real. I loved it. You’re enough. I try to listen to anything you’re on. Keep being you please.

[@corypetty2004]

Bert I’m so happy to see the amount of success you have earned! I’ve been a huge fan of you, YMH, and Rogan for a long time and watch almost every episode of all of them. Congratulations and I wish you and yours all the best. Thank you for all the laughs 🥰

[@driftwood2]

2:06:50 Bert's epiphany, his entire life has been "fight for your right to party"

[@channaSC843]

The joy Burt feels when talking about his tour bus sleep/wake routine........that's pure happiness!🛌🛌😂💯💯

[@andrewweeks448]

best bert hosting episode by far and neal is a fantastic guest. loved it!

[@HlifeRomania91]

Thanks for the timestamps really appreciate them. With all the podcasts out there it is a major factor in subscribing and viewing.

[@SoiledPlans]

I like Bert's note-taking for topics so he doesn't forget their place in the conversation

[@TheBman777]

The addition of chapters, genius. YMH knows their audience

[@nesbit8820]

It's so we can try to skip past the virtue signaling heavy sections

[@scottieb1]

All we need now is more commercials and we are all set.

[@jpjapers]

The dishing on toms clothes is hilarious

[@buttersstotch4956]

Tom be dripping man

[@clevermissfox]

Talking about a 1200 shirt he bought when main mommy christina p spent 10K on a top that looks so tacky I've seen something just like it at a Ross Dress for Less for eleven dollars. Sure puts it in perspective for me

[@neighborbruce]

@sweet hart sure but they're talking about clothes that Tom buys, not something that is paid for by Netflix lol....but I get your point!

[@lstewart7579]

Stay transparent Bert! Love the honesty man

[@xlnyc77]

"hey what the fuck with the microchips?" I coughed up a loogie laughing so hard at that

[@Clinton221087]

"Blocks" was amazing. Congratulations Neal.

[@abochelopr]

Bert: “Tom is wearing a Gucci shirt” Neal: “Uhm… I don’t like it…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@clevermissfox]

I like how Neal Brennan is describing Bunz' clothes as 'cute' when they are listing who 'looks' rich

[@ryansimpson9383]

Don’t know what I love more.. Neal or not hearing Nadav’s loud cackling

[@B-Nice]

Glad to see Neil!!! Hard to tell how he feel nowadays!!

[@Bubbles99718]

This podcast and especially the last 15 minutes reminded me of a good conversation rule. Talk about things, don't talk about myself. It funnels and limits things vs energy and engagement

[@CoolHandRobb]

Neal is so underrated.

[@DillerDallerDuller]

I believe it is spelled malnourished

[@tonymarselle8812]

His last special was kind of trash. I am a big fan and was disappointed.

[@burner8959]

I don't get him. I'm twelve minutes in and I haven't laughed at anything he's said. I actually had to say to myself that I at least should give him a chance. I'm going to turn it off now, but I will come back later and give this episode another shot. At this point, I just don't see why people think he's funny.

[@nullakjg767]

All the talent in that family went to kevin brennan. and there wasnt much in the first place.

[@jgdecaro1]

Believe in Jesus, repent. Time is short. John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 13 3 - I tell you nay: but except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. John 3:3 “Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

[@bksmith82]

Bert: "I can never sleep on a tour bus. The road noise and fear of crashing, gives me anxiety." ... Also Bert: "The best sleep I ever get is on a tour bus, I love it, it's the best."

[@claytonsmith9689]

But I think he said when it's parked

[@domingochavez2552]

The battle of the name droppers!

[@MessiahRamsay]

Blocks was legitimately one of the best comedy specials I’ve seen.

[@bjslater4199]

It's funny to watch other people try and deal with Bart interrupting everything.

[@portal432]

Burnts reaction when joe told him to shut the fuck up for a second on the recap show was hilarious.

[@matroboomn1350]

Burnts 😂😂😂😂 I fuckin died laughing

[@kennethvelasquez3140]

It’s so fucking annoying at this point

[@SethTheArtist]

The idea of them getting together and creating a comedian is genius the future is gonna be crazy

[@theunoriginalbrand2928]

Man, he almost got to tell some great stories.

[@xanderkbruh582]

Man what a great episode, one of the best last 20 minutes in 2 bears history

[@benbrown5495]

I’m about 80 minutes in, just wanted to say how great this episode has been. It’s clear burnt respects Neal enough to listen to half of the things he says.

[@xDMG15x]

There is no thought behind it, it’s just sober bert

[@cormanty9833]

Man Tom really comes in like a bald gremlin when he’s in the ads of the non usual duo episodes

[@djr_drums]

Neal is one of the best podcast guests ever. 100%

[@dandeleon9977]

Burt face trying to do the math for 1,000 bucks a second😂😂😂😂

[@boogermcphee2847]

“You look great”. “I feel” “Ok enough about you let’s talk about me for a change”

[@TheKaptiv720]

Great convo! Really appreciate how very normal this was. In the best way possible.

[@CaptnNMorgan1996]

It's funny that Bert thinks Joe Rogan doesn't remember why they started sober October

[@HaKarina]

Burts arc is consistency and reliability. You know who are you and you get what you get.

[@BigD_Energy]

Bert’s narcissism scale on 1-10 is an 11

[@josef2012]

I would've gone with infinity,but close enough.

[@samanthab1923]

Right? I thought the edit was off. How do you go from Tom Segura won’t watch my stand up to I invented Sober Octobert? Mind boggling

[@GREVIEWS02]

Well technically hes not a narcissist, he's more self centered.

[@tonyluiscomedy]

narcissists typically hate themselves and think theyre better than everyone at the same time. Bert really isn't that.

[@Ghostsiouxtech]

His ego is totally out of control. It’s hard to watch

[@Lovingtroll]

I love Neal Brennan so much

[@jpkuta]

Digging Neal's casual Rick Sanchez cosplay

[@tristond95]

Underrated.

[@TorontoFighter]

How quickly they went from “there will be a time where people want to unplug and crave analog-life” to “if you’re going to have a conversation with a friend, you might as well record and monetize it”! 😂 Hilarious!

[@MrJvcksxn]

This is the first solo Bert interview I’ve ever seen all the way through. What a great pairing this was.

[@DrBojanglez105]

Neal is such a talented guy that most casual enjoyers of comedy have no clue he exists and his contributions.

[@365vanillagorilla]

Yet they’re familiar with his work and have no clue

[@robbymillsap9842]

"My all time favorite" - what Bert says when he knows what the other person is referencing (on any topic)

[@xDMG15x]

Hahahahha bang on!!

[@masterb8ter836]

Joe definitely remembers why they started sober October lol he’s talked about it multiple times

[@HawaiianPunch557]

It's crazy how this will get so many views because it's 2 bears 1 cave to how many views it would actually get for what it is, Bertcast

[@GatsbyMyself]

I heard from sources Tom got stuck in a pair of Gucci jeans.

[@shoonger001]

💀

[@TACT1LE]

They had to call the fire department

[@clevermissfox]

Why did we never get the story about Tom shooting himself in his leg ??? I don't think I could've missed it

[@johnduncan9036]

I love that Burt genuinely doesn't know that 7 x 26 is more than 100

[@g58167]

Bert: I remember, when he did that thing on the boat. I was like, I know who he [Kanye] is… Also Bert: I see Kanye, I don’t even know who F’in Kanye is

[@josef2012]

"I LOVE everything I do." We know,Bart...we know.

[@Studeb]

Really liked his new special on Netflix, the bit about NRA vs US Army was hilarious.

[@dbrano74]

So this is just Bertcast. Hopefully there will be a 2 Bears next week

[@samanthab1923]

Thank you. I love Neal but this is rough

[@Cyxz666]

Hard to feel the 2b1c vibe with a giant glowing Bertcast sign

[@dbrano74]

@@Cyxz666 and without Nadav’s maniacal laughter

[@fffraaankkk]

Bert's studio is a narcissistic shrine to himself.

[@xDMG15x]

So funny when Neal says “doing Bertcast is practice for doing real podcasts” and burnt is genuinely hurt by it

[@Sarah_Bobby]

Brilliant episode.Really enjoyed the topics and chemistry.

[@Greylandimports240z]

More of Bert talking about how rich he is

[@samuelpinkerton5307]

Oh I know. What a fun thing to listen to, a rich guy talking about how rich they are 😴

[@tuttutteddy8889]

Imagine how bad it’s gona get when his film hits

[@samanthab1923]

Can he not read the room? Who is he impressing?

[@Ottophil]

@@samanthab1923 me, a poor person

[@afin85]

@@tuttutteddy8889 its going to bomb. Not because I dont like Bert I am big fan. But nowadays so many movies get released and Bert is an unknown outside comedy.

[@TommyTuna12]

Comedians in Cars getting Coffee with Jerry would be pretty amazing

[@ImTheBawws]

Neal really looks like a doctor in this video

[@PeppahJack]

“It’s a book called status and culture” “Alright what’s the book called”

[@Macdoogs18]

Bert was vegan for a awhile=47 minutes

[@df46433]

Bert makes tour bus life sound so good.

[@rob2419]

Bert processing Trevor Noah doing arenas in 5 continents is hilarious.

[@ScorpionP2C]

To bad no one watched his show though ;)

[@YTmusicYTY]

He's unfunny. Don't know how he's famous

[@howiemoth3847]

"Man of the people, everyone flew 1st class", Bert's a treasure.

[@Reclipsegaming]

People are forgetting that this is only listenable because it’s still October in this episode and he can’t drink LOLOL

[@tylerberg4832]

Bert never stopped drinking 😅

[@dalelane1948]

You think it's listenable? I'm 10 min in and looking for an exit sign. There is a reason why I watch 2 Bears and not Bertcast

[@Reclipsegaming]

@@dalelane1948 LOL 😂 that’s amazing

[@rob2419]

When it’s Bert and Tom the show is an hour and some change but when its just babbling Bert its 2 hours every time lol

[@danfryscollectibles281]

Was wondering why it felt like 3 hrs long 😆

[@ellieloo7179]

He really did babble. I want two hours of my life back

[@seanmcginnis9853]

The kamikoto ad could not have been better timed. Bravo.

[@samuelpinkerton5307]

2 rich guys, 1 humble brag

[@ENigma-um8zw]

One of the best 2 Bears in awhile