Ep 219 - Tall, Dark & Handsome / The Biggest Lie You Ever Told | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@aoifegallagher5908]

There's no way this is the first time James has thought about doing "caramel convos" 😂 theres way too much detail in there, that's a business plan.😂

[@allmooddesignsco.537]

😅😅😅exactly

[@judithjackson8647]

honest 🤣😂

[@danielandree3947]

Nah, my man’s got an ACTIVE imagination 😂😂… the way they role play shows that he can do those things off the top.

[@carrija]

I've never laughed so hard as when he said "and she wont believe how fast I ..."

[@MARZINBARZ]

Caramel convos was always plan B 😂

[@VanessaDGAF305]

I’m gonna need caramel convos to become a reality 😂😂😂

[@hareeeeem025]

I support it!

[@EvieDaGreat]

Like where do I sign up!!

[@wtfrain]

I will watch every episode!

[@Sharni_100]

Literally 😅😂

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Lllllips, bruv!

[@mieshawhite3388]

James caught me off guard with those decibel drops when promoting Caramel Convos. More…please.

[@RESINTINGZSC]

wait a minute now James.......

[@mayrazavala5769]

Awwwww... 🔥

[@rubyrowlands5206]

PAAAPPPIIIII

[@_wethinkthatway8436]

🔥 same

[@emillydhagen]

😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😂😢😮😮😮😮😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅

[@kismetcreativity8481]

The fact they call kissing "lipsing" is the funniest, yet most adorable thing my American ears have heard 😂

[@natadunn]

😂same!

[@Burner-td4cu]

That’s cuz you muricans can’t sense any irony at all. They’re being satirical in literally everything they say. All that slang, that’s humour. They’re not being full on serious. But ‘yall’ haven’t got a humorous bone in ya body 😉

[@panthercat38]

Agreed, it's a sure fire way to get it all 🤣

[@Noise_floorxx]

I know lol

[@rcaldwell7255]

BRO! The episodes are getting juicyyyyy with these movie length tings

[@A.Lop17]

*Fuhad voice* “JUICY”

[@georgia9406]

I actually am a bit embarrassed at how disappointed I am that caramel convos doesn’t exist

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

Give it time 😅😊

[@watchnea4573]

Please cause I keep forgetting it’s made up the longer they keep talking 😂😂

[@jeaniemac485]

Watching the podcast with my morning coffee and as James says "They won't believe how fast i nut" my boyfriend walks in and says, " Is he talking about me". I literally spat my coffee out all over my laptop.

[@phoenixx3951]

SCREAMINGGGGGG😂

[@jaysee8810]

Wwooooooooowwwww😂😂😂😂😂

[@bpnation37]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ivy94F]

That’s the moment you realize you got a good one, girl! Lol. 😂😂😂😂

[@esotericleigh]

I’m unraveling at this 😂

[@saralovely]

Caramel convos has a better concept than 110% of the adult content out there right now tbh. If James doesn't want to do it himself, he could sell this to someone.

[@butterflymage5623]

He better patent that shit now, cause someone watching this will do it. 😂

[@Carlos-rv8dh]

2 hours!!! Ladies and gents grab your popcorn corn it’s gonna be a good one.

[@Emma-nr8uz]

Didn't realize it until you mentioned lmao

[@johnathankennedy2241]

Popcorn corn! 😂

[@traceykuthedze1855]

YESSS! That it is!

[@traceykuthedze1855]

YESSS! That it is!

[@emmanuel6289]

Literally my reaction 😂😂😂man was like ouuuu 2 hours

[@amahlegumede2967]

Omg i love the convo sparked up by James about the Queen's death. The point you made about her death being a symbol of the death of tradition was such a Eureka moment.

[@coursecycle]

Caramel Convo is the funniest thing ever 😂

[@hareeeeem025]

James had this planned out for a whileeee it seemed LOL, I support it!

[@pa3162]

He is the king of spontaneous storytelling. I feel sorry for anyone dating him

[@baby3rdMac]

Still waiting on the episode where James takes his shirt off like he promised us months ago 👀

[@midnightrebel1927]

Me too

[@Raacheelle.x]

Me three

[@tishbabes2694]

Not me showing up every episode just in case James runs us the titty…

[@jitoriarobey168]

He recently said he lied and is not gonna 😭😭

[@serenabrown7591]

I’m still waiting on the no beard filter pic 😂😂

[@damystery123]

As someone who is asexual, I think its pretty fucked up to not tell someone before you get married. Or, if he didn't realize until later into their marriage, he needs to understand that its a deal breaker for some people and either agree to a divorce or an open marriage. Its not fair to her to be stuck in this situation when he left her out of the loop. Also, she says he called her 'big' or 'fat' at some point. If he did that implying that was the reason he wouldn't have sex with her, then he's even more trash. It's horrible to say first of all, but especially horrible if he's blaming his lack of sex drive on her body.

[@LennyDeee]

Yo I've always wanted to ask - do you feel sexual jealousy as an asexual?

[@jy4p5]

@@LennyDeee as an asexual I feel if my partner has sex with another person I can get jealous bc they’re committing a very intimate thing together if that’s what you mean ~ ?

[@georgia9406]

I was thinking this too, I know people change and you can’t just be one way and not another but surly he should of told her he was asexual well before they got to this point. Maybe he didn’t realise until he went into therapy? Or is it just a excuse to get away with ignoring that duty to tell his wife he didn’t like sex?

[@damystery123]

@@LennyDeee I'm, honestly not sure what you mean by sexual jealousy? Do you mean am I jealous that others can feel sexual attraction? If that is what you meant, then no I don't. I'm sure some asexuals might, but I'm personally sex repulsed (not all asexuals are, some don't mind sex but just don't really think about or have the desire for sex). For me, sex seems disgusting (lots of bodily fluids), risky (STDs and pregnancy), and time consuming.

[@katiedenison9141]

@@damystery123 Would you be bothered if you had a partner and they wanted to find sex elsewhere? Or would you just not be with someone that isn’t asexual as well?

[@maryeriperez2039]

Bruh I don't know why but I would love to see James and Fuhad in a suit like just a whole episode done all dressed up.

[@chickynuggies5660]

@shxtsngigs ^^^^ Please and thank you

[@8JacksLegendary]

LMFAO. They do it and never acknowledge it either.

[@eli-joa]

I listened to this episode and go for a walk. I was laughing like a lunatic listening to caramel convos part, everyone on the street was staring at me like wtf 😂😂 omg the most hilarious thing ever 😂😂 James I love you xoxo

[@beloncekamz2821]

James :"My Silk, Sexy, Tall, Dark and Handsome" you got that right😍.Almost 2 hrs of good vibes and laughter🔥🔥😭😭.

[@kiwest891]

Caramel Convo’s…the way I was screaming from laughter 😂😂😂, like it sounds legit but Fuhad laughing made me laugh even harder

[@louannaj7645]

6!¡

[@staceydonaldson7526]

Only fans?…never been interested BUT why has James got me getting my card out for Caramel Convos 😮😂😂😂🙈

[@dawnsherie]

I don’t want it like your comment cause it’s at 69 likes 😂 but I DO love your comment! Cause I’m willing to download Only Fans right NOW for James!!!

[@cassandracreamer277]

Caramel convos had me in stitches 🤣😂...James has definitely given that idea a lot of thought. lmao 🤣

[@keshh1996]

I NEED caramel convos to be a real thing and I won’t lie - I want involvement 😂👀

[@austinesposito3823]

Tells us to join their cult then tells us to be free thinking.😂😂😂 I love this podcast.

[@823388]

I wanted to volunteer as a test subject for Caramel Convos right up until James said the first season is gonna be “butters yats” Sign me up for Season 2:Episode 1 😂

[@JB-zx1zb]

😂😂I’m weak

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

You never know, u might be the yat that turns everything around like he said, they just need ONE leng yat to push up the subs.

[@Dressforsuccessjamaica]

Fuhad's face when James was reading "My dad died a few weeks ago." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You can call me daddy now." Stawwwwwwp iiiit fam lmao

[@marammahajna1035]

Im glad you addressed the queen's funeral, it is good that you give educational segments like this

[@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166]

In all seriousness getting contracts, prenup's, etc out of the way when you're in a serious, committed relationship is so frowned upon because people say "oh you're setting yourself up for failure" "you want it to end", etc when it is really just a testament that you care and provide for each other and have so much respect for each other that you have all of the paper work and heavy stuff sorted out if it should end. There will be enough heartbreak as it is. Figuring this out sooner than later is so much better than while one or maybe both parties are going through heartbreak

[@baileydey171]

As someone who is from the US, I appreciated hearing James spiel on the queen and the effect that her death has on the nation AND he included view points from both sides. Very very well said.

[@aliciaw3347]

She unknowingly entered into a marriage with an asexual partner and he never expressed his feelings or at least sought better understanding of his struggles with arousal, so its unfair for her. What other options are you giving her? Nah....she's definitely not the asshole for missing sexual intimacy.

[@kevint985]

Bredrin, I absolutely appreciate how my man's are talking bout this "queen death" issue, is refreshing. Honest, respectful to all!!! Big up!!!!

[@lisatgeorge2065]

Ray J brought it up again because the story that was spun was that he released the tape as revenge porn. He has missed out many opportunities because of the false narrative and nearly got kicked out of his own company because of this. He keeps bringing it up because the Kardashians keep bringing back this false narrative every time they want more ratings.

[@juliafraser1920]

Myself and a few girls at my work all went and bought the monster energy because of James and we love it and drink it all the time now! He needs a sprinkle of sponsorship.

[@hadassahhenry5824]

Tall, dark, & handsome… i just now learned the truth 😂😂😂😂… also it has been a year… Caramel Convos is actually a golden idea .

[@fehintoluwaoluwa9601]

james: "we need yutes to indoctrinate" james 10secs later: "We don't want to tell you how to live your life"😂😂 i love this podcast man

[@shdw_co]

I CRIED at the Caramel Convo part!!!!

[@abbielangton3241]

Just sitting down to do some etsy work and 2 hours of sheer vibes is exactly what i needed

[@UncleBenjs]

What you making for etsy?

[@kyarathompson8035]

I’m binging ALL episodes and this one stopped me in my tracks 😂. The way James’s brain works amazes me. He can come up with anything on the spot. HILARIOUS 🤣 “caramel convos”

[@aquib91]

Can we get back to these 2hr pods? This was the most hilarious episode yet!

[@Alex224365]

The capri-sun spun me because I could actually imagine it 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣👏👏

[@khaliahowens8424]

I’m going to have to cave and get Patreon because I need more than this one episode a week😅

[@sashanejay]

Yupppp its lit over here

[@serenabrown7591]

Crazy lit !

[@keyas748]

It’s well worth it

[@waveydon13]

I was thinking the same this morning 😅

[@musicalfortnite4736]

@@sashanejay k

[@sunnni_]

For the Ray J bit, not sure yall know or care but the Kardashians literally destroyed Brandy's family behind the scenes because of that sex tape. It's wayyy deeper than what people know from other countries, that's why he keeps trying to clear his name. He couldn't have a career because of the blackmail and even brought Brandy into it when she was trying to help her brother. So I understand why he keeps bringing up receipts. But love the episode as always

[@sarahniyonsaba2535]

We’re actually gonna need this Caramel Convos!!!😂😂🥴🥴 you can’t tease us like this😂😭😭😭

[@kittysage2475]

I've never paid for an online program before but I'd DEFINITELY subscribe to Caramel Convo.

[@nathanjoseph2327]

These man are just good vibes man! Ready to get through this Monday with the fire lord!

[@cbrownthenew908]

Fuhad face when James said "jungle girl" PRICELESS!

[@nathanjoseph2327]

"They can't believe... how quick I nut" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 thats finished me!!!

[@Tutituti81]

Caramel Convos needs to come true!

[@khaliahowens8424]

These long episodes are doing it for me ❤

[@S550SniperEco]

I need caramel convos NOOOOWWWW 😭😭 cause now I’m intrigued

[@edinakrisztakacso1415]

James whispering “back home” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlieshannon807]

My patreon subscription has had more use than my Netflix ever did 🤣 woooorth y'all!!

[@adiadavis4345]

James putting on shorts strictly for the Manscaped ad is genius advertising 😂

[@JuicedOnDLow]

“What math are you doing” after James changed his answer 10 times 😂😂

[@x.mu_chii.x]

Chyna doesn’t even have her kids full-time..she def owe some support if she’s making 20Ms a month 😂

[@MrNelson94]

Caramel convos would be the funniest videos ever recorded, them episode synopsis are outrageous 💀😂

[@animamai]

James intros for Fuhad are always hilarious 😂

[@angela1504]

Prenups are like health insurance. You hope you never need it, but it’s nice to have just in case.

[@JordanahMeshe]

I’m obsessed with ur podcasts 😭😭🔥

[@midnightrebel1927]

They have inspired me to do a podcast but I don’t know what I would talk about

[@Sandy_Sandwich_001]

I’m so late for this conversation, obviously, but I think that the perspective they give about the queen is so insightful. I am an American, and I work with a senior British, expat, and when the queen died, it was the first thing he mentioned in one of our meetings. He said, “so you all heard the news?” And we all literally sat there, blinking not even realizing that’s what he meant. But he had never lived a single moment without the influence of her as an icon. And while not devastating to him, it certainly was jarring.

[@Lucian_Media]

Not Fuhad addressing Blac Chyna directly 😂😂😂. Whhhyyyyyyy!!!

[@LunaCidnie]

This is one of the best episodes you have ever made. From caramel convos to an incredible insightful convo about the monarchy. The full range and everyone on their A game.

[@nosihlesimelane]

This episode carried me through load shedding 😂😂

[@sisandangundze5585]

My fellow South African 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@admyregryphn9005]

Good to see a fellow South African in the comments🔥🔥🔥

[@shanievelyn1350]

Saaaaame 😂

[@shakirabogan8592]

I refuse to believe that caramel convos was just thought of on the spot!😂😂😂 the details are WAAAAAY too specific!!

[@damnnerves24]

James’ an hilarious mess!!! “ you broke for 24 yrs and caked for 17 mo, but only accustomed to the later lifestyle!” Facts!! 😂😂

[@Dizzaton]

Why did caramel convos come off like some sort of fanfic someone would write when they're 15 😂😂😂 the description and everything, omfg

[@JKANE_]

Ain't no way this is the first time this bredda has thought about "Caramel Convos". It's too thought out🤣

[@uniquebabylady]

I had to keep tossin my notes because i couldn't jot down my studies correctly due to laughing at you guys! lol Great episode! I would definitely tune in to Caramel Convos!

[@isawamanfalldowninwalmart]

I made that mistake once🤣🤣🤣. Never listen to this guys while studying💔🤣

[@pascalomatsone2620]

The title of this episode should have been Caramel convos. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

[@lashes231]

These scenarios have got me screaming. I am here for the caramel convos; get it going, James. 😂😂

[@sabrinaj53]

Yall keep me laughing. I bounced from the elliptical to the treadmill while i watched. I know the people at the gym are wondering why I'm randomly bussing out laughing

[@antden6218]

James has a legendary imagination 🤣🤣

[@GothicUndone]

Feature length episode!!🎉🎉 Thank you gentlemen!♥️♥️ As per another excellent ep had me proper belly laughing my sides hurt at times! And I agree with the pre-nup 💯 some ppl really show their true nature when it comes to money. I don’t think I’ve related more to an ep tbh… It all made SO much sense to me! And *James* at the beginning of this ep - caught me SO off guard! Omdsss 😂 😅 I was not expecting it! Trademark it just as a back up!

[@danniwills8739]

Ray J issues is that the kardashians brought it back up and then kanye was attacking him and they were cussing him in the dms. Lol Plus after the thing Kris did his investors and the ppl on him company board was saying that what he did was hurting the company and that investors were dropping out. He addressed it because wanted to clear his name instead of having a SA charge on him. Honestly he did the right thing. He came with the receipts and cleared his name then distanced himself for the last time.

[@lalondon80]

Khloe will never learn! Kourtney is just peng and Stush!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it

[@JKTabzzz]

I was on a solo 8 hour road trip today and randomly picked this episode to listen to at one point on Spotify. Bro!! I was literally cry laughing and wiping tears away from my face in the middle of nowhere in outback Australia during the caramel convo segment!!! I'm Sure there are more funny segments that I'll come across but this one has taken the cake for me so far after listening/watching about 30/40 episodes. Listened to it on Spotify and here I am on youtube now to watch it!

[@lukealdworth2048]

Caramel convos is one of the funniest segments you've talked about! Needs to happen!! Haha

[@ceciliarahabasipapate7792]

About the Queen’s death and how some people feel emotional about the things her and her family did imagine this : Imagine someone comes into your house kills your wife and kids and starts calling it theirs , they start doing renovations and what not because they claim rights to it. When that person and the people who condoned it (the Queen included)or those who did nothing about it die, should the surviving members and future generations of the murdered family feel sorry because the murderer was someone’s mother? That is how many of us living in Africa felt when the queen died,we are still suffering from the effects of colonization! The country I am from is only 42 years young and we are still trying to figure it out but the trauma of the systematic oppression that was colonialism is still very present. I hope you take a moment to understand this ❤

[@TitiLectric]

I was cringing when he said “unless they’re a mass murderer” like are you unaware of your own queen?

[@cherrynoire13]

I was looking for this comment

[@allisonbarnett5055]

African tribal leaders used to round up their own people and others from neighboring tribes, slap em in chains and sell them off to the highest bidder..... Honey, worry about yourself and your immediate. With love from an American Mutt.

[@natashawoods1304]

@@allisonbarnett5055 but you never experienced what we as Africans went through due to colonization, most formally colonized countries are still facing repercussions from it. Honestly may Elizabeth and ancestors get what they deserve. Also African tribal may done some terrible things but they did not enslave people for 400 years and build wealth on blood, tears and sweat of innocent lives and their families living pure despair.

[@allisonbarnett5055]

@@natashawoods1304 again, I try to worry about myself and my community. Your ancestors sold y'all out, y'all gotta deal with that before you start throwing stones at the people that did business with the people who sold y'all out. And as an American with native bloodline that's a hard pill to swallow... But we all have to deal with our own... Sincerely, an American Mutt.

[@Shadownight06452]

Run the Carmel Convos 🤣 I'd subscribe for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaitlinyates1120]

I need to stop watching these episodes at work 😂 caramel convos, and trying to keep myself from laughing out loud 😂

[@gloriagaribay8679]

Omfg Fuhad had me @ “Khloe will nvr learn!!” I’m ded😹😹💌💝

[@thomaslr1000]

Call it ‘Nuts and Bolt’ 😅lol😂

[@JoJo-ui3wu]

Him: ‘You’re my little jungle girl’ Me: ‘The end.’

[@jessicadeguara6411]

Only about 12 minutes in and I am dying 🤣 So glad it’s a long episode today!

[@mxmmianaxo1160]

Why can I see James , in one of them real fur coats , that people just wear around the house, when he was talking about how his OF would be 😂😂😂

[@user-ez4fk6tf6v]

When I'm feeling down I just click on y'all's vids not just the shorts it brings me real smiles and laughs 🤣

[@daniellewoods8376]

Forget the cult bring us caramel convos

[@staceydonaldson7526]

TO BE FAIR!! I’ve been told something similar from a Leo…😂 “you’re too good for me but you have decided to stay so you will suffer” Absolute nutter!! I didn’t stay around for long 😂😂😂😂

[@timi8272]

James is a genius with these scenarios 😂😂😂

[@trixie1636]

This episode was a rollercoaster of emotions 😂 caramel convos was hilarious (and for sure not the first time you considered doing this lol) and then the monarchy talk, so informative.

[@keithsamayo1694]

Ray j clapped back because they brought it back up on their show, tarnishing his name and brand. That's why I understand the issue, also his kid hears about it to and he was sick and tired of his kid having to go through with hearing it since it was all a lie and the Kardashians planned it

[@JessGoris]

The way y’all say, “Capri Sun” cracks me up 😂

[@booyah09]

The "Caramel Convos" bit KILLED ME 😂

[@Anonimis1]

James is giving his theoretical future wife ammo for a divorce case

[@stevespanoudakis]

Caramel convos may be the best thing I've ever heard.... Fucking amazingly hilarious

[@ebonydashay671]

I’m interested in caramel conversation lol 😂

[@veroniqueblauw2146]

"If he had one wish he'd wish for his dreams to come true" haha

[@DeMoEbZ]

CA-RA-MEL Convos!!!! Mad ting, quality stuff😂😂😂😂

[@katiaijames5596]

“She won’t believe how fast I nut” merch IMMEDIATELY 💀💀💀

[@byJASSY]

There’s no way you could walk around with that on your back or chest 😂😂

[@silkinajackson2892]

This episode here had me laughing so hard I peed a lil ~ these guys are HILARIOUS!😂🤣😂

[@ceha9517]

You make my cup of tea just right. 😂 This is so british and sweet. ♥️ This woman need a younger vital guy with some manners to fullfill her needs. That is her life. And life is short. She gives her husband everything and he changed the rules. Not fair. Go get it, Girl!

[@JuicedOnDLow]

“Khloe will never learn” 🤣 I am wheeeeezing

[@striker4097]

Caramel convos is a legitimate great idea how did James just do that