Ep 219 - Tall, Dark & Handsome / The Biggest Lie You Ever Told | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@aoifegallagher5908]

There's no way this is the first time James has thought about doing "caramel convos" 😂 theres way too much detail in there, that's a business plan.😂

[@allmooddesignsco.537]

😅😅😅exactly

[@judithjackson8647]

honest 🤣😂

[@danielandree3947]

Nah, my man’s got an ACTIVE imagination 😂😂… the way they role play shows that he can do those things off the top.

[@carrija]

I've never laughed so hard as when he said "and she wont believe how fast I ..."

[@MARZINBARZ]

Caramel convos was always plan B 😂

[@VanessaDGAF305]

I’m gonna need caramel convos to become a reality 😂😂😂

[@hareeeeem025]

I support it!

[@EvieDaGreat]

Like where do I sign up!!

[@wtfrain]

I will watch every episode!

[@Sharni_100]

Literally 😅😂

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Lllllips, bruv!

[@jeaniemac485]

Watching the podcast with my morning coffee and as James says "They won't believe how fast i nut" my boyfriend walks in and says, " Is he talking about me". I literally spat my coffee out all over my laptop.

[@phoenixx3951]

SCREAMINGGGGGG😂

[@jaysee8810]

Wwooooooooowwwww😂😂😂😂😂

[@bpnation37]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ivy94F]

That’s the moment you realize you got a good one, girl! Lol. 😂😂😂😂

[@esotericleigh]

I’m unraveling at this 😂

[@mieshawhite3388]

James caught me off guard with those decibel drops when promoting Caramel Convos. More…please.

[@RESINTINGZSC]

wait a minute now James.......

[@mayrazavala5769]

Awwwww... 🔥

[@rubyrowlands5206]

PAAAPPPIIIII

[@_wethinkthatway8436]

🔥 same

[@emillydhagen]

😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😂😢😮😮😮😮😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅

[@baby3rdMac]

Still waiting on the episode where James takes his shirt off like he promised us months ago 👀

[@midnightrebel1927]

Me too

[@Raacheelle.x]

Me three

[@tishbabes2694]

Not me showing up every episode just in case James runs us the titty…

[@jitoriarobey168]

He recently said he lied and is not gonna 😭😭

[@serenabrown7591]

I’m still waiting on the no beard filter pic 😂😂

[@damystery123]

As someone who is asexual, I think its pretty fucked up to not tell someone before you get married. Or, if he didn't realize until later into their marriage, he needs to understand that its a deal breaker for some people and either agree to a divorce or an open marriage. Its not fair to her to be stuck in this situation when he left her out of the loop. Also, she says he called her 'big' or 'fat' at some point. If he did that implying that was the reason he wouldn't have sex with her, then he's even more trash. It's horrible to say first of all, but especially horrible if he's blaming his lack of sex drive on her body.

[@LennyDeee]

Yo I've always wanted to ask - do you feel sexual jealousy as an asexual?

[@jerniianiyaa]

@@LennyDeee as an asexual I feel if my partner has sex with another person I can get jealous bc they’re committing a very intimate thing together if that’s what you mean ~ ?

[@georgia9406]

I was thinking this too, I know people change and you can’t just be one way and not another but surly he should of told her he was asexual well before they got to this point. Maybe he didn’t realise until he went into therapy? Or is it just a excuse to get away with ignoring that duty to tell his wife he didn’t like sex?

[@damystery123]

@@LennyDeee I'm, honestly not sure what you mean by sexual jealousy? Do you mean am I jealous that others can feel sexual attraction? If that is what you meant, then no I don't. I'm sure some asexuals might, but I'm personally sex repulsed (not all asexuals are, some don't mind sex but just don't really think about or have the desire for sex). For me, sex seems disgusting (lots of bodily fluids), risky (STDs and pregnancy), and time consuming.

[@katiedenison9141]

@@damystery123 Would you be bothered if you had a partner and they wanted to find sex elsewhere? Or would you just not be with someone that isn’t asexual as well?

[@staceydonaldson7526]

Only fans?…never been interested BUT why has James got me getting my card out for Caramel Convos 😮😂😂😂🙈

[@dawnsherie]

I don’t want it like your comment cause it’s at 69 likes 😂 but I DO love your comment! Cause I’m willing to download Only Fans right NOW for James!!!

[@saralovely]

Caramel convos has a better concept than 110% of the adult content out there right now tbh. If James doesn't want to do it himself, he could sell this to someone.

[@butterflymage5623]

He better patent that shit now, cause someone watching this will do it. 😂

[@kismetcreativity8481]

The fact they call kissing "lipsing" is the funniest, yet most adorable thing my American ears have heard 😂

[@natadunn]

😂same!

[@Burner-td4cu]

That’s cuz you muricans can’t sense any irony at all. They’re being satirical in literally everything they say. All that slang, that’s humour. They’re not being full on serious. But ‘yall’ haven’t got a humorous bone in ya body 😉

[@panthercat38]

Agreed, it's a sure fire way to get it all 🤣

[@Noise_floorxx]

I know lol

[@Carlos-rv8dh]

2 hours!!! Ladies and gents grab your popcorn corn it’s gonna be a good one.

[@Emma-nr8uz]

Didn't realize it until you mentioned lmao

[@johnathankennedy2241]

Popcorn corn! 😂

[@traceykuthedze1855]

YESSS! That it is!

[@traceykuthedze1855]

YESSS! That it is!

[@emmanuel6289]

Literally my reaction 😂😂😂man was like ouuuu 2 hours

[@georgia9406]

I actually am a bit embarrassed at how disappointed I am that caramel convos doesn’t exist

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

Give it time 😅😊

[@watchnea4573]

Please cause I keep forgetting it’s made up the longer they keep talking 😂😂

[@maryeriperez2039]

Bruh I don't know why but I would love to see James and Fuhad in a suit like just a whole episode done all dressed up.

[@chickynuggies5660]

@shxtsngigs ^^^^ Please and thank you

[@8JacksLegendary]

LMFAO. They do it and never acknowledge it either.

[@rcaldwell7255]

BRO! The episodes are getting juicyyyyy with these movie length tings

[@A.Lop17]

*Fuhad voice* “JUICY”

[@coursecycle]

Caramel Convo is the funniest thing ever 😂

[@hareeeeem025]

James had this planned out for a whileeee it seemed LOL, I support it!

[@pa3162]

He is the king of spontaneous storytelling. I feel sorry for anyone dating him

[@shiahen04]

I listened to this episode and go for a walk. I was laughing like a lunatic listening to caramel convos part, everyone on the street was staring at me like wtf 😂😂 omg the most hilarious thing ever 😂😂 James I love you xoxo

[@aliciaw3347]

She unknowingly entered into a marriage with an asexual partner and he never expressed his feelings or at least sought better understanding of his struggles with arousal, so its unfair for her. What other options are you giving her? Nah....she's definitely not the asshole for missing sexual intimacy.

[@lisatgeorge2065]

Ray J brought it up again because the story that was spun was that he released the tape as revenge porn. He has missed out many opportunities because of the false narrative and nearly got kicked out of his own company because of this. He keeps bringing it up because the Kardashians keep bringing back this false narrative every time they want more ratings.

[@amahlegumede2967]

Omg i love the convo sparked up by James about the Queen's death. The point you made about her death being a symbol of the death of tradition was such a Eureka moment.

[@sunnni_]

For the Ray J bit, not sure yall know or care but the Kardashians literally destroyed Brandy's family behind the scenes because of that sex tape. It's wayyy deeper than what people know from other countries, that's why he keeps trying to clear his name. He couldn't have a career because of the blackmail and even brought Brandy into it when she was trying to help her brother. So I understand why he keeps bringing up receipts. But love the episode as always

[@nathanjoseph2327]

"They can't believe... how quick I nut" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 thats finished me!!!

[@823388]

I wanted to volunteer as a test subject for Caramel Convos right up until James said the first season is gonna be “butters yats” Sign me up for Season 2:Episode 1 😂

[@JB-zx1zb]

😂😂I’m weak

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

You never know, u might be the yat that turns everything around like he said, they just need ONE leng yat to push up the subs.

[@fehintoluwaoluwa9601]

james: "we need yutes to indoctrinate" james 10secs later: "We don't want to tell you how to live your life"😂😂 i love this podcast man

[@austinesposito3823]

Tells us to join their cult then tells us to be free thinking.😂😂😂 I love this podcast.

[@jackee1592]

Chyna doesn’t even have her kids full-time..she def owe some support if she’s making 20Ms a month 😂

[@khaliahowens8424]

I’m going to have to cave and get Patreon because I need more than this one episode a week😅

[@sashanejay]

Yupppp its lit over here

[@serenabrown7591]

Crazy lit !

[@keyas748]

It’s well worth it

[@waveydon13]

I was thinking the same this morning 😅

[@musicalfortnite4736]

@@sashanejay k

[@keshh1996]

I NEED caramel convos to be a real thing and I won’t lie - I want involvement 😂👀

[@kiwest891]

Caramel Convo’s…the way I was screaming from laughter 😂😂😂, like it sounds legit but Fuhad laughing made me laugh even harder

[@louannaj7645]

6!¡

[@beloncekamz2821]

James :"My Silk, Sexy, Tall, Dark and Handsome" you got that right😍.Almost 2 hrs of good vibes and laughter🔥🔥😭😭.

[@katiaijames5596]

“She won’t believe how fast I nut” merch IMMEDIATELY 💀💀💀

[@byJASSY]

There’s no way you could walk around with that on your back or chest 😂😂

[@cassandracreamer277]

Caramel convos had me in stitches 🤣😂...James has definitely given that idea a lot of thought. lmao 🤣

[@keithsamayo1694]

Ray j clapped back because they brought it back up on their show, tarnishing his name and brand. That's why I understand the issue, also his kid hears about it to and he was sick and tired of his kid having to go through with hearing it since it was all a lie and the Kardashians planned it

[@Dressforsuccessjamaica]

Fuhad's face when James was reading "My dad died a few weeks ago." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You can call me daddy now." Stawwwwwwp iiiit fam lmao

[@danniwills8739]

Ray J issues is that the kardashians brought it back up and then kanye was attacking him and they were cussing him in the dms. Lol Plus after the thing Kris did his investors and the ppl on him company board was saying that what he did was hurting the company and that investors were dropping out. He addressed it because wanted to clear his name instead of having a SA charge on him. Honestly he did the right thing. He came with the receipts and cleared his name then distanced himself for the last time.

[@alicjafalkowska9613]

In the AH situation he’s the AH, honestly he told her for years you’re ugly and I don’t want you, she went to therapy for it because of how much it upset her, he then turns around and says actually it was me all along I just didn’t want her to leave so I lied to her for years. She then goes fine I’ll stay even though you made me feel like shit but I need to get it from somewhere else and he is so insecure that he goes nah mate you’re gonna leave if you do. Honestly he’s the AH and very selfish and insecure

[@angela1504]

Prenups are like health insurance. You hope you never need it, but it’s nice to have just in case.

[@ceciliarahabasipapate7792]

About the Queen’s death and how some people feel emotional about the things her and her family did imagine this : Imagine someone comes into your house kills your wife and kids and starts calling it theirs , they start doing renovations and what not because they claim rights to it. When that person and the people who condoned it (the Queen included)or those who did nothing about it die, should the surviving members and future generations of the murdered family feel sorry because the murderer was someone’s mother? That is how many of us living in Africa felt when the queen died,we are still suffering from the effects of colonization! The country I am from is only 42 years young and we are still trying to figure it out but the trauma of the systematic oppression that was colonialism is still very present. I hope you take a moment to understand this ❤

[@TitiLectric]

I was cringing when he said “unless they’re a mass murderer” like are you unaware of your own queen?

[@cherrynoire13]

I was looking for this comment

[@allisonbarnett5055]

African tribal leaders used to round up their own people and others from neighboring tribes, slap em in chains and sell them off to the highest bidder..... Honey, worry about yourself and your immediate. With love from an American Mutt.

[@natashawoods1304]

@@allisonbarnett5055 but you never experienced what we as Africans went through due to colonization, most formally colonized countries are still facing repercussions from it. Honestly may Elizabeth and ancestors get what they deserve. Also African tribal may done some terrible things but they did not enslave people for 400 years and build wealth on blood, tears and sweat of innocent lives and their families living pure despair.

[@allisonbarnett5055]

@@natashawoods1304 again, I try to worry about myself and my community. Your ancestors sold y'all out, y'all gotta deal with that before you start throwing stones at the people that did business with the people who sold y'all out. And as an American with native bloodline that's a hard pill to swallow... But we all have to deal with our own... Sincerely, an American Mutt.

[@kittysage2475]

I've never paid for an online program before but I'd DEFINITELY subscribe to Caramel Convo.

[@shdw_co]

I CRIED at the Caramel Convo part!!!!

[@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166]

In all seriousness getting contracts, prenup's, etc out of the way when you're in a serious, committed relationship is so frowned upon because people say "oh you're setting yourself up for failure" "you want it to end", etc when it is really just a testament that you care and provide for each other and have so much respect for each other that you have all of the paper work and heavy stuff sorted out if it should end. There will be enough heartbreak as it is. Figuring this out sooner than later is so much better than while one or maybe both parties are going through heartbreak

[@nosihlesimelane]

This episode carried me through load shedding 😂😂

[@sisandangundze5585]

My fellow South African 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@admyregryphn9005]

Good to see a fellow South African in the comments🔥🔥🔥

[@shanievelyn1350]

Saaaaame 😂

[@Alex224365]

The capri-sun spun me because I could actually imagine it 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣👏👏

[@marammahajna1035]

Im glad you addressed the queen's funeral, it is good that you give educational segments like this

[@AJosanniH]

James I hear u , I can understand that u think colonization is history , because u live in the UK , but u have to understand that for persons living in other parts of the world i.e. the Caribbean/Africa colonization still exist. It’s very recent Jamaica still hasn’t got their independence. At the end of the day U do live in that privilege society, if u we’re living somewhere else it would be obvious of the implications of the monarchy and where they had the opportunity to make the world a better place and “selfishly” chose not to.

[@maryamibrahim2574]

Exactly!

[@damnnerves24]

James’ an hilarious mess!!! “ you broke for 24 yrs and caked for 17 mo, but only accustomed to the later lifestyle!” Facts!! 😂😂

[@shakirabogan8592]

I refuse to believe that caramel convos was just thought of on the spot!😂😂😂 the details are WAAAAAY too specific!!

[@khaliahowens8424]

These long episodes are doing it for me ❤

[@baileydey171]

As someone who is from the US, I appreciated hearing James spiel on the queen and the effect that her death has on the nation AND he included view points from both sides. Very very well said.

[@antden6218]

James has a legendary imagination 🤣🤣

[@nathanjoseph2327]

These man are just good vibes man! Ready to get through this Monday with the fire lord!

[@thomaslr1000]

Call it ‘Nuts and Bolt’ 😅lol😂

[@JKANE_]

Ain't no way this is the first time this bredda has thought about "Caramel Convos". It's too thought out🤣

[@bodyofanextravertpodcast]

Am I the only one not believing this man is asexual? I'm sorry I got to go lol I didn't sign up for a covenant. 🤣

[@pandacrystal7112]

I understand James's balanced view of the Queen's death, but to say you're not impacted by colonialism today is naive.

[@Lucian_Media]

Not Fuhad addressing Blac Chyna directly 😂😂😂. Whhhyyyyyyy!!!

[@kevint985]

Bredrin, I absolutely appreciate how my man's are talking bout this "queen death" issue, is refreshing. Honest, respectful to all!!! Big up!!!!

[@abbielangton3241]

Just sitting down to do some etsy work and 2 hours of sheer vibes is exactly what i needed

[@UncleBenjs]

What you making for etsy?

[@Anonimis1]

James is giving his theoretical future wife ammo for a divorce case

[@sarahniyonsaba2535]

We’re actually gonna need this Caramel Convos!!!😂😂🥴🥴 you can’t tease us like this😂😭😭😭

[@melaniemuchina6214]

Us in Africa we will celebrate. UNAPOLOGETICALLY.

[@daniellewoods8376]

Forget the cult bring us caramel convos

[@S550SniperEco]

I need caramel convos NOOOOWWWW 😭😭 cause now I’m intrigued

[@hadassahhenry5824]

Tall, dark, & handsome… i just now learned the truth 😂😂😂😂… also it has been a year… Caramel Convos is actually a golden idea .

[@JordanahMeshe]

I’m obsessed with ur podcasts 😭😭🔥

[@midnightrebel1927]

They have inspired me to do a podcast but I don’t know what I would talk about

[@cbrownthenew908]

Fuhad face when James said "jungle girl" PRICELESS!

[@kyarathompson8035]

I’m binging ALL episodes and this one stopped me in my tracks 😂. The way James’s brain works amazes me. He can come up with anything on the spot. HILARIOUS 🤣 “caramel convos”

[@Dizzaton]

Why did caramel convos come off like some sort of fanfic someone would write when they're 15 😂😂😂 the description and everything, omfg

[@ugommaokorie1660]

I wonder if that man is actually asexual or his testosterone levels have dropped for whatever reason and he just needs a blood test and supplements to restore his testosterone to the normal level that would bring his libido back. Perhaps this was explored in their therapy sessions, but it's just a thought because many ppl don't know that's a thing that happens.

[@triciafraser2222]

Her husband us selfish. Husband needs are getting met but she has to sit there and be unhappy? NAAAAAHHH!

[@ceha9517]

You make my cup of tea just right. 😂 This is so british and sweet. ♥️ This woman need a younger vital guy with some manners to fullfill her needs. That is her life. And life is short. She gives her husband everything and he changed the rules. Not fair. Go get it, Girl!

[@imaniashante7924]

Colonization is how they go from a net worth of 30 million to 2 billion, James. It's how they have a net worth AT ALL. Come on, my man. Colonization is not history. It's still occurring. Kind of annoyed by this 😑

[@Tutituti81]

Caramel Convos needs to come true!

[@JuicedOnDLow]

“What math are you doing” after James changed his answer 10 times 😂😂

[@xojudo]

I don’t agree James. Colonization and the after effects are still largely relevant and discussed within the diaspora. Def here in the states. It makes folks angry. Gran Lizzy left her illegitimate children here in chaos on this side of the pond. I hear what you’re saying about the queen being a part of your culture in England. Be careful you’re not encountering Stockholm syndrome. More than one thing can be true.

[@stevespanoudakis]

Caramel convos may be the best thing I've ever heard.... Fucking amazingly hilarious

[@leonashmead6381]

Khloe will never learn! Kourtney is just peng and Stush!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it

[@animamai]

James intros for Fuhad are always hilarious 😂

[@daphnealex-ogbu1546]

when the queen died i was shocked not at the fact that the queen does cause she’s human it was expected but the fact that she actually DIED she had me thinking she was gonna out live me 😅

[@TheFaro2011]

My dad always said, her and her mother had body parts of soldiers! Lol

[@rosemcneill6653]

If he didn't tell her he was asexual beforehand, I think it is EXTREMELY selfish of him.

[@aquib91]

Can we get back to these 2hr pods? This was the most hilarious episode yet!

[@charlieshannon807]

My patreon subscription has had more use than my Netflix ever did 🤣 woooorth y'all!!

[@dannys2cute4yuh]

I was today year's old when I found out talk dark and handsome is a Ben Affleck type!! For me and anyone else I know/knew tall dark n handsome is someone with at minimum a tan, caramel complexion, light skin/black!!! Ex: Idris Elba, Don Omar, James, Fuhadyyŭ

[@arasaychaviano3746]

Wow...James must have been thinking about this for a while. It's always good to have a plan B.

[@striker4097]

Caramel convos is a legitimate great idea how did James just do that

[@serenityq26]

you are speaking a language not from africa, living in a non african country, praying to the white man's god and you say you dont know colonization..............sigh save these lost kids oshun!

[@JoJo-ui3wu]

Him: ‘You’re my little jungle girl’ Me: ‘The end.’

[@alana2998]

English is not my first language and I also thought that tall, dark and handsome meant Black! I was so disappointed when I found out it didn't because it just doesnt make sense!!

[@gloriagaribay8679]

Omfg Fuhad had me @ “Khloe will nvr learn!!” I’m ded😹😹💌💝

[@PopDaDon1]

People disrespecting eliaibith cause she’sa horrible person, you didn’t know your dad before you were born so you don’t know anything about him unless you get told…what if your dad was the worst human possible, would you still accept him as your dad? Exactly

[@adiadavis4345]

James putting on shorts strictly for the Manscaped ad is genius advertising 😂

[@serenityq26]

glad im not a human since all of you are the same. i could never. i like being unique :) so no im not thinking of cheating on my LOVE. i will talk with them and work things out and wait and if things dont change for the better im out. i dont care enough about sex to want to cheat. i need love and if we are together, i have that so.........

[@lareinaar]

Listeeennn, I don't want to believe the stuff about Kris Jenner. Not because I think she's incapable of such but because I refuse to believe that someone could do something like this to their kids 😭

[@soaf1985]

Have you never seen the video of a Mum, A MUM. Stroking her daughters hair giving her the courage to go through with a porn scene. Even the guy in charge of the shoot said it was 🤬 up. The girl ran out of the shoot upset, but the Mum convinced her to come back and do it. It was one of those shoots where they are degrading the women too.

[@MrNelson94]

Caramel convos would be the funniest videos ever recorded, them episode synopsis are outrageous 💀😂

[@Melda.Celegoth]

As an American: thanks for clarifying things about the Queen. I never even thought about the money thing, since the people on our money have been dead around 200 years 😅

[@G4MMABA3]

I will literally watch James’ only fans lol

[@edinakrisztakacso1415]

James whispering “back home” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skyrhymee]

Totally subscribing to James's description of Caramel Convos. It has to be that to a T or I don't want it 🤣 Stay safe use rubbers lol

[@GothicUndone]

Feature length episode!!🎉🎉 Thank you gentlemen!♥️♥️ As per another excellent ep had me proper belly laughing my sides hurt at times! And I agree with the pre-nup 💯 some ppl really show their true nature when it comes to money. I don’t think I’ve related more to an ep tbh… It all made SO much sense to me! And *James* at the beginning of this ep - caught me SO off guard! Omdsss 😂 😅 I was not expecting it! Trademark it just as a back up!

[@Shadownight06452]

Run the Carmel Convos 🤣 I'd subscribe for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ABRA26]

Football, weather, the accent, the fashion, the UK slang . Many other reasons for people to visit your country besides her 🤷🏽 I've wanted to visit your country since a youth for those reasons

[@Trombonegoddess86]

I’d definitely be visiting for the accent and just the scenery. Especially in the less urban areas. England looks beautiful from what I’ve seen on TV and there’s so much history there.

[@veroniqueblauw2146]

"If he had one wish he'd wish for his dreams to come true" haha