Ep 179 - Does Size Matter? | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Intro
04:33, Does Size Matter
15:53, Being a Simp
26:00, Netflix Adverts
37:34, Turning Red
44:17, Anatomy Of A Scandal
01:00:43, Baboon Attacks 5 Men
01:05:26, Twitter Hall Of Fame
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[@edythewhitney]

“There’s nothing funny about it” then proceeds to laugh wholeheartedly 😂😂😂

[@jennTwaambo]

Killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@ambermahlatsemashilo6082]

🤣🤣🤣👐🏽

[@VieraXXII]

Evil 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrebraswell1459]

That's what makes if funny

[@davidsimmons654]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@excusemypatois]

It's like Netflix watched this very episode and was like, "James is on to something" and just fucking did it 😂

[@aquib91]

Literally they’ve done all of those things

[@malicy1080]

James is the perfect movie companion. The discussions after will be lit. With him, it's definitely movie and dinner to discuss, lol

[@user-dt5wo5ju1p]

PROTECT THESE MEN!!!! I can't with how funny and wholesome they are. Also the fact that James loved a coming of age animation about a girl getting her period 🥺. I love them

[@averagejoe6223]

Whenever I hear "role play" I know I'm in for jokes because these mandem are hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂

[@user-nz6bq6rt5g]

SAME gang gang

[@lashes231]

I can see the guy listening to this and crying over a picture of his ex as you both sit there and laugh uncontrollably at his pain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidsimmons654]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tjo3410]

Leave. When I was in high school, I was told something that you simply can't forget: "Going back to an ex is like putting a piece of shit back in your asshole" You can't unhear something like that. Lol 😂

[@loz198897]

That definitely paints a picture 😂😂, surely they could have said "Going back to an ex is like putting toothpaste back in the tube"... I like the contrast of either being blunt or being subtle 😂😂

[@ahspiritualpod]

LOOOOOOL

[@laceymaslin3649]

Thank you i needed this

[@robynhalyard9100]

I'll always remember this now 😂

[@hssyzulu]

I really wanna hear Fuhad's Heart break story

[@aliciabernal9193]

Yes! My son and I love “turning red”. I love when James recommends what people would consider “children’s movies”. We enjoy them as a family. Fun for all

[@jaskaur173]

I only look forward to Mondays solely bc of this podcast 🤣😂 James and fuhad, you guys are the highlight of my day today

[@ayeSpazz]

Saaammee🤣🤣🤣

[@jones9497]

But how can I make you the highlight of my every day? 😍 #WhiteRobesAndYeezys

[@kelladohring9825]

SAME!!!!!

[@simongillblad6740]

Had to convert 3.5 inches to cm before I could laugh at the jokes proudly

[@Nellytak]

This comment had me laughing all over again. Thank you 🙌🏽

[@nqobilezondi4314]

😂😂😂😂 please this comment is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawnlove4502]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@msthang5366]

That’s tiny. Micropeen

[@Thelucky23]

😢😅😂😂

[@candaceestrada5744]

I’m trying to nurse and these guys have me laughing so hard my baby keeps waking up 😂😂😂

[@elliekeeton6674]

Every time james suggests a movie I watch it. Trolls world tour was sick, red panda was alright I love that one song from it. I’ll always trust James when it comes to movie recommendations 😂

[@pokemonlover7186]

I refuse to believe that these guys haven’t measured their members 😂 you two crack me up 🤣 peace from Manchester ✌🏼

[@bin4518]

Notice how James added 1.5 " consistently to the "hard" calculation? Arbitrary???

[@MyriahMayhem]

They are from the UK so they use centimeters. it makes sense that they don't know inches.

[@annabel.okonkwo]

We use inches in the UK?!

[@kasagure.]

​@@annabel.okonkwo news to me. thought you guys were all metric?

[@annabel.okonkwo]

@@kasagure. Yh... Idk the part I'm in, everyone uses the imperial system

[@Haila_]

The reenactment of the baboon story has me in tears 🤣🤣 when Fuhad pretends to be the baboon running 🤣😂

[@aleksandrahill334]

I found you guys from TikTok and just needed to hear you two talk for longer than a min you guys make me laugh constantly 🥰❤️

[@chichisanyaka9439]

Same here! And I haven’t looked back

[@qianaberryman7236]

Same! I'm hooked now lol

[@Jaydiaz92]

Maybe we're good at eye measurements because we buy shoes by heel size 😂

[@C1PH3RWorld]

Mystery revealed

[@krazyboi42]

Y’all aren’t good at it. None of y’all. Unless y’all are a professional or measure things for a living, absolute trash.

[@olivenboo]

we also know what they feel like inside us. i’d wager gay/bi men have good eye measurements, too.

[@krazyboi42]

@@olivenboo be careful who you trust cause they lie too.

[@islabee94]

I can tell the size differences when its in my mouth 💀💀💀

[@charlenewilliams2854]

We know inches as we buy curtains and blinds and carpets and hair! Catheter can give you infections messing about with them. You can’t just take them off and on all the time.

[@imastaffi]

To add to that point, if the bigger one has no urethra to piss from, it has no urethra to cum from either.

[@gabzedstrom9333]

Exactly my thought😂😂😂

[@just.aislyn]

I found you on TikTok and came over to KZbin. I’m sooo glad I came! This tickles me so bad! I forwarded the link to my son in the Navy. He loves it too!

[@Pantone_Cat]

I only discovered these guys a week ago and I have been religiously listening to their podcast. It’s amazing! Keep up the good work boys 😚

[@kyanheywood9417]

same found them last week they have all i been listening to😂

[@rebeccawarner4860]

Same, I haven't laughed this much in time!! Looking forward to mondays from now on 🤣

[@samkelesowazi4084]

As a South African that story killed me, we need more of those cause men in this country are an epidemic.

[@ginsu_pd]

😭😂 We need saving because they're truly a whole EPIDEMIC. Outsiders don't believe it

[@nqobilezondi4314]

😂😂😂😂 Please I'm crying 😂😂😂saze sasha

[@Kusanagi7618]

Wow, supporting rape....and you think you're better/doing something? Heal from the hate in your heart ma'am coz what you forget is those men are probably INNOCENT just like female victims of rape. I'm truly disgusted by your behaviour. It's things like these sometimes that just have me wanna throw my hands and not even support victims of rape. Unlike you, as a man, I'm part of an organisation that deals with victims of rape and we help them. You, with your female status do nothing but support the rape of innocent people just coz they're men and you think you're noble. Disgusting.

[@thePanda_huma]

We definitely need more of them 🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbi9579]

As for Somizi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@buildyourvibe9838]

Y'all gained a new listener. Good vibes and the energy is bless. Keep killing it! Respect from Toronto

[@rosey23607]

Me envisioning james running in them hoochie daddy shorts away from somizi 😂

[@Bulelwakoko]

Hawu Nkosi yam 🤣🤣🤣

[@ndanatseyi]

I burst out laughing at that baboon’s nickname 😂 They named him after a gay South African TV personality called Somizi, who’s really flamboyant 😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious, much love from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

[@babifacedcutie09]

That makes the story SO much funnier 😂

[@angiescully2110]

I came to look for this comment. I burst out laughing when fuhad calmly and unawarely of the background said the nickname. 😂😅😂😅 Too funny!

[@omphilelerato4593]

I’m from South Africa and I love your video 👌🏼❤️😂😂😂 I don’t get bored watching you guys

[@GrimP4nda]

Love how the manscaped ad was during you guys talking about hating ads 🤣

[@katekane4919]

“I hate ads. Can’t stand them” then Immediately goes into a manscaped ad! 🤣

[@anwuliii]

Good job guys! I’m currently binge watching all of your episodes! My folks think I’m crazy 😂😂😂 Laughing this hard at work should be disallowed.

[@babytheresalight6699]

Nooo tell me why the thumbnail looked like Fuhad was wearing a camo tube top over a white shirt

[@Jigga791]

Guys I've been binging your content for the past two weeks. The older episodes where you would share more personal stories about girls, money, family etc were so lit and funny please do that more :)

[@Weareclairvoyance]

I love how they talk about hating ads and then immediately go into an ad 😂

[@Troubleclef02]

😂😂😂

[@LPnerd]

as a retired nurse, two things, a avg size inflated 6". and do not sit here and tell me you haven't measured your own. PLEEEESE. You are the only men on planet that haven't if that's the truth. You guys make me laugh so hard. thanks.

[@collecktivfashion]

No, they are not. Some men just measure it against the TV remote control.

[@LPnerd]

@@collecktivfashion ROFLMAO.

[@autumnspells]

With the product placement thing, that’s a normal ad strategy in K-Dramas. Coffee, food, skincare, cars, etc. Sometimes its funny to see products shoehorned in, but overall it’s really great to watch a full hour long show. Unlike in American, where shows are only about 45 min because writers have to work in time for commercial breaks.

[@ThinkPeace95]

You guys role playing is now another segment of the podcast 😂

[@taylorrichards5549]

Got me ready to re-watch Turning Red again rn. It is soooo good

[@amandajayneyoung3371]

Found a clip of you guys from tiktok... I have not stopped watching, my ribs and killing 😂 much love from Falkirk, Scotland

[@MsDelphiine]

James is a man after my heart! Was listening to this in work as I do. When I heard the recommendation of turning red? I screamed! easily a top 10 film for me!! I put it on when I was doing some ironing for some background noise and that movie SHOCKED me! It's soo good!

[@kaylerlee5387]

I'm South African and I never heard that story. The fact that they call him Somizi makes it even funnier because you have to see Somizi.

[@lucyburkamp4962]

I should really be studying for my math final tomorrow. But the banter is too good to leave

[@Naoom_0610]

Thank you guys! Y’all brightened up my day❤️😂

[@SuperChristy79]

I found you guys on tik tok and i had to find your podcast! Love you guys!! You guys make my day better every time!!

[@ephraimtaylor5294]

I really appreciated this one, it’s been the hardest thing trying to get over my ex, she made me tell her time and time again, and show her with my actions time and time again that she could trust me, and that I would always be there for her, and now her parents are pushing me away and threatening me. I don’t know when I’ll get over her but hopefully it’s soon.

[@cheryld25]

You guys came out the gates punching 🥊🤣🤣🤣🤣. The story about the little Brazilian dude 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was cracking up. Three and a halfers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[@nadinec3419]

why did Fuhad saying he only called in sick once motivate me sm??? i’ve beeeen struggling with uni and work but imma get my ass in gear now🫠

[@cazziepop1]

Love you guys 🥰 found you a few weeks ago and I'm hooked 😊😘

[@faridbejar3973]

Just so you guys know, the audio on Spotify cuts at 55 minutes, idk if you have to re upload or what but that happened to me

[@christineduiven598]

You two make my week. I’m in Canada, nobody here know what chirpsin is lol

[@lalabr12]

Im listening to the baboon story while on a walk with my AirPods in and I’m scared, even though I’m a woman surrounded by other people 😂😂

[@bobdrinkwater1759]

I need a ozark finale reaction ASAP, wanna hear your guys reaction😂😂

[@naomicook3478]

Love you guys so much!! My favourite podcast honestly!!

[@sweetsmileysash_]

James going off about Turning Red made my day! 😂😂😂

[@X1ZR]

Already know this is gunna be a banger🔥💯

[@dmart2311]

“I’m a vigilante now 🤣🤣🤣🤣” Family… James be killlin me cuz he be killin Fuhad and once he start to laughing I’m done for 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrPj4718]

I never thought hearing two dudes talking about size would make me feel better about myself. 😂

[@jasmineharper2056]

The way that i watched the entire spoiler alert and I’m still gonna watch the show 😂😂😂

[@jord9772]

A good example for product placement was in Shang-Chi. Every car they drive in the film is a BMW, when you notice the product placement it’s impossible to not notice

[@yvonnesmith282]

Cant get enough of you guys. You talk about truth facts and your honest with humour. I cant stop laughing. Plus ya hot guys. Ya on fire 🔥

[@MsMarmolade]

Sound advice. Yes! We’ve ALL had that experience! ❤

[@jaydenaron5774]

Such a small community on yt but such supportive fans

[@ChristianThomas1992]

Totally agree about thr TV show. A good twist will make it so that when you watch it again you can almost watch it differently. Book of Eli perfect example.

[@pam8639]

Great stuff to clean the house with today! Every episode is 🔥

[@Kieranlovesunicorns]

Trolls is my favorite movie. To hear James loves trolls: world tour makes me smile hahahaha

[@tammiegowin]

Just started watching you guys, I've never laughed so hard!! Ya'll are AWESOME!!!!!!

[@misscoldasf9643]

Turning Red is a beautiful movie. I definitely cried at the end.

[@weteamatfsmokecasttv]

Fammm just started watching you lot I'm on board like the energy And yooo turn in red slaps my daughter brought me in 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobbobby5146]

Been waiting all night for this to drop

[@thePanda_huma]

7 months ago they were at 70k - 80k, today (Dec 2022) they are at 470k ... they are truly the best podcasts and the most underrated podcasts.

[@piscesmybelle5818]

I literally noticed this myself today……. Onwards & upwards 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾🙏🏾

[@allisonirvine7001]

I’ve been pmsl all afternoon n then your voices sent me to sleep soo smooth lol 😂

[@g.martinus3112]

Love the podcast like alwayss 😂😂✌🏾

[@cjynel0927b]

Turning red is about her getting her period and the panda is an analogy of the flow so the bigger the flow the bigger the panda

[@levelonlevel9290]

Bros! These are what keep me going each week! Sooo funny!

[@saralittle4591]

Look forward to mondays now!

[@alleftchaosbehind2745]

When James Said “Anal cancer” I lost it at 1hr 5 mins. He looked like an old man TRYING to make sense of it all😂😂😂

[@luismartinez2354]

I love this podcast!!

[@meganmar87]

Turning red was such a surprise....bloody loved it

[@nyaladzimajinda5319]

HA!

[@jet2791]

tried to take that advice in the being a simp chapter and went to block my ex. he literally does not use instagram and hadn’t posted in like a year, but as soon as i see his page, he’s got a new post from 1 HR AGO (don’t have my notifications on for instagram so wouldn’t have seen it before). best bit? it’s a series of pictures from a few months ago, documenting a few months he spent abroad. that was the trip where he cheated on me and i didn’t care, because i personally didn’t see what he did as cheating, but he did, so he changed on me out of his own guilt and here i am three months later. finally to to block him, and here it is again 😭😭😭 thanks man

[@reginamushi6582]

What? You mean 7months ago you didn't even have 100K! Look at you now almost 500K!

[@tapschims4068]

I love the knocking on the chair

[@vanessafernandez3472]

😂😂I saw snippets on ig and I couldn’t stop laughing!!!! Y’all are hilarious !

[@bandilenzimande5253]

First Pod I've watched. How mad is it that my tiny uni class only has 4 guys out of 63 students and 2 of them are named James and Fuad🤣🤣🤣 also you guys talking about South Africa and me being SAn? Mad🤣🤣

[@Aline6I]

The Baboon story.... 😂😂😂My word..

[@apollorize9486]

Best time of the week

[@TheJRhyder]

Sponsored brands inside of Netflix movies and shows would be good. Can be subtle and still effective.

[@namwinga.6839]

the somizi part killed me. i wonder what the real somizi felt about it

[@_TyrantRex]

Netflix must be a listener because they definitely took your advice 😭

[@iruka6284]

Already know this is gonna bang

[@debfanele2770]

“Imma pour myself a juice”… cuts to stirring said “juice”. We see you 😏

[@regan3704]

Found this podcast when youse was on 3k. Been watching ever since. love it

[@christymolefe6863]

That baboon story screams Daily Sun Hahahahahah... I'm from the NW in SA but I only ever read about such in Daily Sun (NewsPaper). At worst you might have to throw hands with the baboons

[@gettin2knome828]

I started watching/following based of yalls laughing alone. Good shit

[@j2fundz409]

I saw you on tik tok like just under a year ago or summat like that and i instantly subbed to you you bruddas I watch all of these there so funny 😂😂

[@charleydixon4108]

JD and apple Juice is my drink!! Love your channel you guys make me die lol xx

[@pnsbzen]

waited for this for the whole day

[@d-vngwenya4043]

Honestly I would rather navigate and go through life with 2 members. I'm sure they'd both be useful somehow

[@Arrancar6grimmjow6]

Funny how James Netflix prediction came true for the first thing he said

[@nyetarich455]

Love my E&J with the sole juice gets me twisted 😂😂

[@latoyawebster1776]

Knowing inches,is like knowing cup sizes for men.

[@kingky8151]

as a manscaped user myself I feel like you should probs have the product on the table when promoting it that way people know you use it and will be more likely to buy it

[@fabsouv2508]

Great advice. Also, love Netflix. I have to watch my k-drama. Do the other platforms have them?

[@evielillian3922]

actually making mondays buff 😊😊