WORST EXCUSES FOR CHEATING?! | EP 369 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

[@oliviabell2626]

I didn’t realize how much I watch their videos until my daughter said “but whatever you say, say it with your chest!” 😂😂

[@jasmines-c9p]

Nah fr 😂 my 3yr old son be saying, "Faaaaaammmm" 😂😂

[@maybee5334]

My 5 years old says "Facccctttttttt" 😂😂😂😂😂​@jasmined.singer7230

[@deanna_8764]

Wait till she calls herself a "UTE" 😂😂

[@humixmusic4lyf]

😭💕💕💕 that’s such an adorable thing to hear

[@beccafitz22]

I love these comments!

[@hillarywyndham7258]

Fuhad cracks me up how dramatic he can be “I’ll fall to my knees” 😂🤣

[@cindyo6298]

Guys what does 'sweeten me' mean

[@joashn3492]

​@@cindyo6298pretty much something that you find funny or makes you laugh

[@wynterstormy5640]

@@cindyo6298could mean different things to everybody but usually means melted my heart or something like that.

[@cindyo6298]

@@wynterstormy5640 oh, that would make sense, thank you!

[@rssstrz]

no it doesn't@@wynterstormy5640 🤣theyr'e saying it as in it was made them laugh

[@DatFeature]

We need a segment or an episode of James’s stepdad stories 🤣🤣

[@oceanskye33]

ABSOLUTELY ABOUT IT

[@amiraguy]

Yes Please! This needs to happen 😂

[@Wattpad_Writer]

yessss i secind this!

[@Bumchats]

Hahahaha good shout. You can tell his stepdad had his back he just don't want to admit it 😂

[@Cjaiih]

Yesss lmaoooo😂

[@ntombi105]

"What's wrong with our house" and Fuhad's explanation is basically my childhood 😅

[@oliviagriffith-m7j]

wrd

[@hamsterchick1291]

Same lol

[@nolongerjuicyboiz4413]

we got a house at home

[@melaninqueen1286]

My mom was on that MLK "I had a dream" shit too. Caribbean parents turn clairvoyant when they don't want you to leave yard.

[@whoopsydaisy6389]

Can confirm. Mom was born in Ocho Rios. Always predicting tragedy if I wanted to exceed a 2 mile range, and would often swear grandmother had called to warn her of same. 😂

[@MUGENLUXE]

Both my grandparents coming from Jamaica.. I can confirm!! The worst is when the Dream makes no sense. Like because you dreamed of a goat I can’t go out? Wtf does a goat have to do with me??

[@queensassii7328]

They don’t turn clairvoyant that shi is part of their dna from conception 😩😂

[@melaninqueen1286]

@alanaterrel9914 Big man I'm in Antigua as we speak, yah meh born, yah meh guh dead... They still don't make no rassclaart sense.🤣

[@loishanamckenzie3307]

​@@MUGENLUXELOOOOOOL the goat part has me howling😂😂😂😂

[@daltonevans3412]

I'm a professional fighter, 6ft 220lbs, and my step dad (wasn't raised by my bio dad) still to this day beats me any time we arm wrestle. The man is 76. It's fucking unreal.

[@johntonssen7231]

183 100kg isn’t that big in Europe Ngl

[@PuReMannY1]

@@johntonssen7231how big are you to be saying this?

[@FeziMthembu]

😂

[@daltonevans3412]

@@PuReMannY1 that's exactly what i was thinking, i am definitely well above average here in canada, a couple inches in height but definitely a lot more in weight.

[@unavela]

​@@johntonssen7231half of the Mediterranean looked at you with a side eye for that comment

[@HaughtyHedonist]

"You Have A Few More Months Of Fun Left In You Love!" Got Me WHEEZING 😂😂😂 They Always Make My Monday With Their Theatrics

[@spray1714]

wheezing? give ya doctor a shout bro!

[@304scorpio9]

I came to the comments for this 😂😂😂

[@destineewoods1749]

The spirit pick me hands had me😂

[@stronggirlarmy6936]

He got so Loud 😆

[@JO-um7xg]

James’ dad with a W. Shouting and calling for lawyers. Yeah. You two may not have always seen eye to eye, but he had your back when it mattered.

[@ese2876]

Is the calling for lawyers clip on this video I’ve been trying to find it

[@ugoclaire1198]

​@@ese2876 from 14:37 I think

[@danmoss4069]

James with the “that sounds like pregnancy” on year 11 trip.. 😂😂😂

[@johntonssen7231]

My school started in year 9 so could be possible

[@Mxrley]

I went to NCS. It’s wild AF.

[@myriamcisse4814]

Could you please tell us this story ! ( I’m from France and it sure does sound wild 💀 )

[@munky342]

​@@johntonssen7231year 11 in the UK is when you're 15/16 years old. Plenty of the girls in my year were pregnant by the end of the year. There's no "could be" about it.

[@safeplacefam]

HAD ME ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mihaelamogildea7690]

Can I go to a sleepover at my friend's? Mom: you don't have a bed at home?

[@GhostSnip__]

Ngl thats how parent logic actualy is and im starting to think the self even if i dont have a small human rn

[@brenbren1130]

This 😩

[@_TiredMotherfucker_]

@@GhostSnip__Stop it. Retreat.

[@Renaissance2412]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@asantewa3]

Every time James tells the salad, boiled egg and potato story, I can tell exactly what Fuhad is thinking.😆

[@cassie2559]

My auntie used to cook it as well but instead of potatoes she used to have grated cheese, sweetcorn and beetroot every summer until my cousins learned how to cook they hated it too, I thought it was a British thing cause our family is born raised from the Caribbean they definitely don't do that. 😂

[@itsYazzmin]

I am really curious how you guys relationship with your parents is now, would be nice to have segment on that!

[@Lowlow5900]

I live for James stories. He has lived 1000 lives.

[@evahaniquet9297]

Litterly made me giggle

[@My.Name.is.Astraea]

I love the fact that the Black Experience is the same worldwide 😂😂

[@johntonssen7231]

Because the black experience is just the white experience. It’s not different. Find two rich families, black and white and they live the same experience. Find two poor families black and white and they live the same. Trust me kiddo, been to 37 countries and lived all over the world. Arabs, Brazilians, Irish, Russians, Ethiopians, Indians Nigerians etc all live the exact same lives. Humans are human. They all just wanna eat dinner/smoke/drink together and roast each other.

[@RasDam]

Too much bonding over shared trauma.

[@Amanda-ur4to]

I have come to the conclusion that parents don't like to see kids happy

[@user-oz9lt1zv5k]

Mine sure don't lol

[@Khadiyah01]

I think was that that that even like the kids

[@entropy3615]

​@@Khadiyah01 Do you have a sharp pain in your left arm?

[@lesjonminnaar3833]

you only coming to that now 😂

[@jennifertupper959]

Why...bc they say no???

[@shania991]

Fuhad literally makes me weak “I’d fall to my knees” “I’d raise my voice” “I’d scream” I use these so much now 😂😂

[@Crystal.the.Cancer]

Fuhad screaming, “Why ME?!?!?” Hilarious!!! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chubbytj1]

The "life is full of disappointment, let me be your first" reminds me of "This Life", it was a Nigerian show and the father asked the son to go on the roof and took away the ladder. When the son cried and asked how he'd get down, father said "never trust anyone in life, not even me, your father" or something. Too cold 😢😢😢😢😢

[@ucheisaac2525]

That's a life lesson

[@dianatakyiwaahasante-tuoh866]

“This life… is beautifuuul… but everything seems to be falling apaart… the more you get… the more you feel sad…” we watched it here with super story 🔥🔥

[@FL4MINGICEM4N]

My mum would say something similar. "Life's not fair, get used to it"

[@chubbytj1]

@@dianatakyiwaahasante-tuoh866 Sister 🤣🤣🤣

[@0yetola]

The good old days of Super Story…..miss those days

[@City2567]

James need a whole segment just telling stories of him growing always got the funniest maddest stories 🤣🤣

[@__callmekoki]

Faaaammmm 😂❤

[@tinam5233]

Ellis’ dream of sending his kids to school trips is exactly the reason why my oldest is going on a 13 day trip to Italy, France, and Spain this summer with others from his school. I’ll be 39 next month and haven’t had the opportunity to travel outside of the US. Financially it’s never been an option. Being able to let him go on a trip I’ve dreamed about for decades is why my husband and I work so damn hard. One day I’ll travel the world but right now I’m beyond excited for him to have this opportunity!

[@TheFaro2011]

Yeah, bare gyal came home preggers on my bros american trip lol

[@Renaissance2412]

That's so sweet of you. You're good parents. Bless you both. I was never allowed to go on school trips abroad. I got told it was for 'safety reasons' whereas my brothers got to go. Which was unfair to us girls. We missed out big time. If anything, a school trip abroad is THE most safe thing because of all the safeguarding procedures they have in place! Hope your lad has an amazing trip! Hasta luego baby!

[@tay.m5980]

“You’ve got a few more months of fun left in you; I can see it love” is so crazy omg 😭😂

[@SU_HU]

“What’s wrong with OUR house”. 😂 The book our parents got that line from must have been a Global best seller. PEEK!! 😢. The “She didn’t even sugarcoat that Bitch” line finished me!! 🤣🤣

[@IsabellaBlack100]

born and raised in new york but when i saw uploaded 2 minutes ago i fully went raaaaaaah 😂 soo happy it’s monday

[@rheawilliams1843]

I love that so many Americans are on board with this 👌😂😂

[@lucycarlisle9120]

Fax 🇺🇸 🇬🇧

[@Ivy94F]

@@rheawilliams1843 My american ‘IKR??’ has been replaced with ‘Faaaaacts!’ 😂😂😂😂

[@Renaissance2412]

Faaaaaaaaaacts bredda

[@davidriley4895]

Rem is owed that point. “Wien“ Is how you say “Vienna” in German.

[@magniland291]

This tbh^ Because in Finland we also call it Wien and to me the spelling shouldn't matter if the answer is correct, in this particular question.

[@MsLuuwli]

In Norway as well 🤭

[@piuni8135]

yes in french it's Vienne too

[@vicjam]

I was so looking for this answer!

[@Iccykiss]

I’m from the states so half the time I don’t understand the phrases yall say but I still laugh everytime because of the delivery and I just love yall😂😂

[@rssstrz]

thats cute asl

[@brownsugar971]

I’m from a french carribean island, and I feel you. Thanks god for subtitles 😅😅😅

[@johntonssen7231]

Just learn. Most of the viewers aren’t English. We just learn. Half their phrases aren’t common phrases, the point is you make it up on the fly but the intention is understood

[@rssstrz]

most of the viewers are English@@johntonssen7231

[@lavonadams5576]

Use your context clues

[@whatsnextchristine7025]

I'm with James on the trampoline ting, not even for my kids, I'll get it for myself 🤣

[@ciscoV-xh9mv]

When James mentions his stepdad it’s like he’s about to say Bloody Mary three times 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro has been shattered

[@loyaltiewilliams6418]

lmfaoooo when Fuhad said he'd "riot" for having to go to school while everyone was on the ski trip!!!! 🤣😂 i almost choked on my water!!

[@BigBreezeh]

“It’s either consensual or it’s not” was flipping wild 😂😂😂

[@salliegal8932]

That was gaslighting to the max.

[@tai_VR-4]

26:52 Fuhads face after James says stroke💀💀💀💀

[@jahleilah6688]

Ok but listen once you become a parent you’ll understand certain reasons lol like the “I don’t know them so you can’t go to their house” is so valid.

[@Huhhh1110]

How does James have a life story for every possible situation. He has the knowledge base of a 150 year old

[@jalinahaworth1603]

I love the way James tell his family stories.

[@thunda6200]

8:13 the connection between these guys is crazy😂

[@heafie]

I noticed that too! It was so natural that they didn't even notice😊❤

[@abster4709]

The amount of crazy stories James has is insane! Pure entertainment 😂

[@thekeanmoses]

Y’all need to bring the parents on to defend themselves/confront them

[@rocxannejones7270]

Nope 😂😂😂😂 this isn't a parent podcast lol

[@famarab4175]

James: "Hug and stroke..." Fuhad: 🥴🥴🥴 😂😂😂😂

[@AnimeFreya]

😂😂😂😂 I was looking for this comment…. I had rewind and watch that a few times 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CreativelyPhoenix]

@@AnimeFreyasame 😂

[@chubbytj1]

The hot summer meal for James is crazy.... Salad, boiled eggs and potatoes.... dear lord 😂😂😂😂😂

[@destineewoods1749]

I've gotta start making that for my kids so they can live that James life and see how good they have it😂😂

[@chubbytj1]

@@destineewoods1749 No, please 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@destineewoods1749]

🤣🤣

[@jesschristabel4900]

Yep, I used to have the same... Not that appetising 😂

[@LewisKinlan]

Might be lucky and get some slices of ham or cheese on the side

[@Hellagoddess]

My partner got me a pair of those flashing trainers for my 40th - I was so excited! Live your life, Rem!

[@ebanavrintel]

“There’s BLACKS outside fighting!” Is a CRAZY line 😂😂😂

[@althompson3451]

James is that kid that if u hang around with him somethings happening 😂

[@calefabulous]

That bit James did about the sleepover I felt deep in my soul like all of us who grew up in Black and/or Caribbean households know that feeling😭😭😭

[@whoopsydaisy6389]

I went to sleepovers as a kid, but knowing what I know now, my kids wouldn't be sleeping over anywhere. The horror stories I've heard...It's always someone you know and trust.

[@TheFaro2011]

This

[@hauwamuktari735]

“Last night you were turning me on today you are turning me in?” Fuhad’s language skills is UNMATCHED! The true Nigerian King 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tristanwanless7721]

one of my fav episodes was the one where you guys looked at South African Confessions, If you guys did that again it would make my next Monday 😌😌

[@Noceepour]

Do you still remember when was that? Wanna go watch it.

[@loishanamckenzie3307]

​@@Noceepourkzbin.info/www/bejne/g4jadn6Yo9t4hbssi=i3gBivBVskKyuT6T

[@ks-he3gk]

James has lived such a life, that cop story 😂😂

[@mylessmith1689]

42:57 “I’LL SCREAM WHY ME” 😂😂

[@prinsquelen]

i'm from South Africa & when they read the "do you want me to sell my body on the streets" response i immediately got reminded of my mum🤣🤣🤣. she would always say "it's okay i'll just go stand on the street & sell myself real quick" i really thought that was a common thing until now💀😭😭.

[@Cantetinza17]

When they would mean no, they would say, "If you don't get far away from me!" I never got a reason, I got a threat. My Dad actually once said that my sister and I couldn't go camping with our Girl Scout troop because he's afraid of Big Foot. We didn't know that Big Foot was code for people who hurt children.

[@kateq7212]

I realised recently, that this is why I was never permitted to stay at friends' places overnight. But this was never explained. Ignorance is not bliss.

[@histoirettes]

I can't help but imagine James's stories as an animation short movie whenever I heared one! That arm wrestling is wild!

[@hbkdeuce]

@43:40 “LoOk aT mE 👐🏽“🤣🤣🤣😭😭 James I lost it 😭😭

[@the_comfy_pa3da150]

Happy Monday cult babies 😊

[@gracewanja1857]

Happy Monday 😅

[@dannyakins8742]

Happy Monday to you too @the_comfy_pa3da150

[@Inebriator13]

“This is Targaryen business!” Ong I cant wait to see animated Fuhad with the flowing white locks and beard 😂😂

[@frybabyofficial]

The "thanks mom...ion think I'll even have any fun....i just feel so awful..." Is so real 😭

[@ebonyoverload3009]

Fubad has some deep animosity towards his mother and it shows.

[@timelesstales_byMe]

daddddddddddddddddiesssssssssssss........these man bring a different level of mental health, that just promotes happiness, and peace in mind...woooooo.....

[@tyjacobs7797]

Blinky doos is such a throw back!!... my wife and kids vibes, Franklin marched around that episode singing that song 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽... Love From South Africa, Cape Town

[@philippebrown7893]

That blinks doos went under the radar! What a throwback!! 😂😂

[@juicymiss87]

i didn’t know they were a real shoe lol “blinky doos blinky doos fun for me and fun for you” 😂😂

[@Blullaby]

To be fair to The Rem, Vienne is literally what we call Vienna in French ! And the Italian city he's thinking of is Sienna I believe ❤

[@MissSpiteful]

I am in shock! I’ve always thought Vienna was only the Italian name for Wien (which I thought was also the correct name for it in English until now😂😂) Vienna gives Italian because it is an Italian word. Siena has only one N

[@rxbatalha]

Maybe Rem got confused with Venice and Verona

[@airiescap82]

That "Sorry, Jim" was too sincere for that MSN😔

[@mikethejedi1982]

I actually saw my father challenge his pops to an arm wrestle when my grandfather was in his 60s. When I say my grandpa had the biggest smile watching my dad struggle😂. It is one of the sweetest memories I have of them two. (I'm an adult now, guess I gotta challenge him)

[@LewisKinlan]

Yeah you gotta beat your grandpas ass in your fathers name

[@mikethejedi1982]

@LewisKinlan 🤣 omg. He has sadly passed, I meant challenging my dad. But thank you for the mental image of arm wrestling my gramps. Brought a smile to my face

[@AlainK22_]

"Life is full of disappointments. Allow me to be your first" Nooooo😂😂😂😂

[@alicejinx2247]

Is fuhad in his family era with these parent questions 😂

[@onege4460]

I find the parents' excuses were so funny because I am a parent and I have used at least two of those excuses, but not for a sleepover; in other circumstances. LOL

[@BryanSatchwell]

42:55 is the funniest Fuhad has ever been. That along with “Josephine, where’s my wife!!” 😂😂

[@tejadahanson1200]

4.5 K views in under 20 minutes you guys are goated

[@angelablackwell900]

Same thing with the trampoline! I always wished i had one, so just last spring i got one for my kids!

[@elizabethogunleye-ts2sq]

My kid will never have one! I broke my femur bone at 8 jumping one a trampoline…she’ll just have to understand 😂

[@jamiemccullum3192]

James story about the police at his yard, killllllled me 😂😂 “we’ve gotta take him down the station” him: no no no no 😩😂😂😂

[@victoria_soph]

The having a dream reference is a staple in Haitian households. Having a dream will to stop you from doing anything!

[@TheeTage]

Most of us experienced our first sleepover when we got to Uni 😂

[@A_Viktor18]

the fact that i was there when rem aired james live makes that part so much fucking funnier lmfaooo

[@-battleangel-]

10:09 some ppl are just built different. I remember my friends dad (daily heavy liquor drinker) hiking with us, stayed ahead, chain smoking carrying the heaviest ruck, laughing at the peak while we’re crawling like over-encumbered mules. “Come on, sissy boys, it ain’t that hard.” (I am a cis-woman BTW😂)

[@rheawilliams1843]

"Jimmy fun fun 😂😂 that's me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@staceyflemingnailartist854]

Ok so hear me out.. I’m now a 37 year old mum of 3 and when I was young i always had sleep overs and had them at my house. I also allow my kids to have sleep overs at my house and with kids I know personally. However a few years back I found out that a close childhood friends dad was arrested for child p**n… I slept in that mans house more times than I care to remember and although he never did anything to me (THANK GOD) I’m now very wary of where I let my kids go. I thought that man was lovely very kind and always interested in what we were doing he was a pretty “cool dad” now I just feel sick. I read in the paper he had years and years worth. He lived across the road from me. So yeah I’m now scared to death of allowing my kids to stay out x

[@CharlesNunoo]

Damn!! Do your kids know about it?

[@tosh4771]

Was about to say, as someone who used to work in criminal law, I would not allow my children to sleepover at someone else's home, let alone a stranger. They can come to mine, and if their parents are offended by that, oh well.

[@twinklestar620]

😮

[@notcatherinehall9265]

even though he never did anything to you....that's why its paranoia and even though it's unfortunate that you have this awful anecdotatal past story it's not even an experience. kids aren't living bc parents have fear of things that don't statistically happen at the rates we are fearing them. this bunch is going to grow up and call this some kinda something and its goign to be a big therapy something...

[@Alexamadrexx]

6:08 Growing in Haiti, my parents were always assuming the worst scenario of a sleepover. One day, I pushed my luck and they ask me if I didn’t like my bed anymore with a haughty smile. I never talked about that since that day.

[@Shamim_ntongo]

It’s how James regressed back to that moment when he asked for a sleep over 😃😃 wilddddd

[@shanarahsubahwon5232]

I love that James always has a story for everything!

[@thetamekanicole]

Lmaoooo I just discovered you guys and I have been binge watching your videos for about two weeks now. Thank you so much for being something for me to really look forward to. I really appreciate the laughs 🥹🙌🏾 love from Toronto

[@Catdaddydotcom]

Same here!! And it feels like I’ve been a day one 😂

[@lishforbes4318]

I never had a sleepover as well. My parents were like “why would you want to go and sleep on someone’s floor when you have a perfectly good bed at home”. But honestly now that I have a daughter I understand the fear of leaving your child in someone else’s care and home.

[@J_Neptun3]

Ellis talking about NCS was mental. It was a lot of fun but that was mostly the first week where you went camping for a week. Then you’d go to a random Uni to plan a charity activity which in parts was fun, but there wasn’t many things to do in your free time. They did movie nights and stuff like that though. The third week was doing the planned charity events from week two. My group did a pub quiz and raised almost £300 and then we went to Aldi and bought a load of food/toiletries and other necessities and donated it all to the local food bank. Was really fun to do. Met a lot of new people for sure and solidified friendships I already had. Would definitely recommend people do it cause it broke up the monotony of not having anything to do after finishing exams for the summer. Also some of my friends did end up with girlfriends/boyfriends, but due to a lack of fellow gays that I found attractive, I didn’t end up with anyone.

[@sym3491]

ahh i remember begging my mum to go haha

[@christophermhudson09]

2:00 "i couldn't look back n watch you reach out or id fall to my knees" is a CRAZY PAUSE 😂😂😂😂 Ayoooo 😅

[@yasmeennaheed3934]

James is that kid at school who pretends he dosnt know the work and pretends to be dumb but gets straight A’s all the time

[@fyzees]

i really prefer and love the sound of fuhad's laughing. its cute, not forced and not too much. Hugsss to fuhaddddddd!

[@astonweaver1303]

Always buzzing for the weeks pod release

[@akiraadelle]

I wasn’t the one getting beat up , so I was the beater 🤷🏽 is my favorite line from this video

[@erikayers5643]

Can we get an episode with y'all mom's in the studio

[@christibrown]

We NEED to meet James' mum! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shannonredford9567]

My son the criminal, I can’t 😩🤣

[@simonesays626]

I was having a really hard morning due to my medical condition but I decided to open YT and saw a new upload from S&G and this made me smile after being in tears. Thanx for the laughs as always ❤

[@rhysbrockhouse4258]

I love how u guys remember so much from your younger days! I can barely remember 5 years ago

[@cortneypayton6473]

Right!! I wonder what it means…

[@nazirtumba9021]

52:40 Vienne is Vienna in French Rem. I would have given him half a point guys

[@margiesolerthen9379]

THIS GOT ME CRYINGGGG LAUGHING IN CLASSSSSS!!!!!

[@omphilemagongwa4574]

After the day I had, I needed this😭❤️

[@zeebeereactions]

I will never stop believing that James was never somebodies dramatic girlfriend in his past life; he was so HEATED about Rem ignoring him during stream 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dagoz]

12:00 Mumzy used to ask me that all the time when I used to ask for dumb shit LMAO😂

[@JB-zw8wv]

"Life It's full of disappointments let me be your first." That's a Barrr.😅

[@brezzychan]

22:24 I was in my school marching band last year and they had a trip to Disney land to preform. It was almost two grand to even go so I knew I had no chance of going. But I was so jealous because literally everyone else went and had to watch the video of them preforming and having fun to grade their performance

[@gatikas]

I understand now why James likes to cook 😂

[@user-ph4mg1mh9c]

My parents were the same “what’s wrong with your bed?” Never slept out and no one slept in 😂

[@KelseyLeeThom]

The way I'm watching this learning all the little tricks my son is gonna start playing 🤣

[@G254611]

8:13 These men are like twins or brothers from a different mum. That connection is incredibly Awesome. Watching this 3rd time round and only noticed!