Ep 183 - The WORST Thing You've Found On Their Phone | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Intro
02:40, Bride Drugs Her Guests
14:25, Man Falls In Love With His Mother
26:20, Kevin Samuels Appreciation Day
42:35, He Can't Even Cheat!
45:01, The Worst Thing You've Found On Their Phone
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[@peachmilkshake_]

The role play was TOO MUCH 🤣🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭 I literally can't. "You get your gag reflex from your dad". I HATE IT HERE

[@AaronFree03]

that was waay too easy for them 🤣

[@SapphireJann]

Fam they’re into ittttt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleyzviitei]

James said cut cut cut on the incest role play. His stomach had had enough and was doing summersaults.

[@natashajones8444]

LMAAAAOOOO!!!!!!!

[@BiancaRocc]

💀💀💀💀

[@senelisodlomo9422]

I dry heaved when Fuhad said "she birthed him out, now she's putting him back inside"

[@calliew6974]

That part took me out lmfao

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

Full circle 💀

[@Shadow-yz4lk]

Return to the sender

[@samiaosmanoriginal]

got me wheezing

[@coral8486]

Then James gagged I died 😂😂😂

[@dza6516]

For some reason it’s Fuhad saying “Imma move on” after each one that’s taking me out even more 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

ZERO gaps 😂😂😂

[@rebedwards6026]

This was my exact thought too best way to end xx

[@scottymma25]

Had me laughing as hard as James if not harder 😂😂😂😂

[@andiemarigold3787]

Me too😂

[@MiaLacheyy]

James keeps dying which is making me cry 😂 and fuhad is just like imma move on 😀😆

[@peacealoyo]

"Do you live alone , Gang" "Can we go now" "Does your knees hurt" James was fully invested 🤣🤣🤣

[@ubhutiontsundu6329]

sweetened me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PlusSizeIcon]

He was invested until he looked at Fuhad… then remembered it was a mom and son… his whole face changed and his tummy started hurting 🤣🤣🤣

[@juliahallthompson8638]

Fully invested 😂 in

[@juliahallthompson8638]

Bottom barrel bastard 😂😂😂😂 new addition to my vocabulary

[@juliahallthompson8638]

When they said crillan I could relate I watched dragon Ball Z

[@kimnicho17]

It's the role play that has me rolling, they get into it 😭🤣

[@shanialee2883]

Feels like an episode of family guy 😂😂😂

[@danmoss4069]

They been getting to comfortable with these role plays lately 😂😂😂

[@iluvmuzic103]

Literally my favorite part

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

Fully, full time & undisturbed! 💀 They get iiinto it! 😂

[@pearlyn1021]

I’m so ded 💀💀

[@christinanicole2226]

"She pushed him out now she's putting him back in her...." I literally choked😱😅😭💀

[@shaquillethomashodge8351]

I fully spat out my orange juice 🤣💀

[@juellacraft7153]

I was drinking tea and had a full on movie style spit take

[@Drawingboredi]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@catherinele1580]

James grabbing his tummy when he’s laughing is the cutest thing 🫶 Fuhad’s laugh & when he stomps his feet is the sweetest thing 🫶

[@faridbejar3973]

James ---> 🙈

[@quinettesilas8939]

When Fuad laughs and pushes the mic to the side😂💯

[@mimilewis3653]

“Pardon?!” and “Imma move on” are now a permanent part of my vocabulary 😂😂

[@myriamtorres225]

It’s vexed for me 😂😂😂

[@MiVidaBellisima]

My husband too 😂😂

[@GalacticCerealbox]

I say vexed and say less

[@nomvuyothembykobus7867]

Fam! Gang gang gang! Bro!

[@jes1531]

“Ima move on… ima move tf on… I’m moving on James.” James: *dying*

[@hannahgallardo3745]

fully witnessed James' soul leave his boy with that Somalia one

[@laurafedora5385]

That one was hysterical 😂

[@benhurj]

Man turned into a preacher

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

The chemistry is unmatched........ Fuhad story telling is so calm yet elite and Jimmy's reactions send me

[@bekbekbek3354]

I literally don’t know why they don’t have millions of subscribers tbh! They are the best kind of vibe 👏🏼

[@bandaidonmytoe3255]

who tf is jimmy?! 😭😭

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

@@bandaidonmytoe3255 have you ever seen or heard the show before 🤣

[@murielkashale4643]

@@YouKnowMeBruv his name is James 😭

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

@@murielkashale4643 seen/heard many episodes? Welcome to the fold 💃

[@billionayre8920]

Need a whole episode of just the worst things found on phones. Some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

[@gazahuncho9044]

Facts🤣

[@miriam2837]

"Bottom Barrel Bastard" 😂😂😆 B3 I'm taking notes!! Your imagination just kills me, the mom and son scenario was twisted but gold😆😁

[@damnnerves24]

That B3 took me out! 💀💀

[@nanaamponsah5734]

Fuhad switching when James is talking his sister killed me

[@miriam2837]

Was quick quick with stop stop stop 😂✋

[@MattRamn]

"Imma move on" will forever be in my vocabulary as a the ending of my sentences 🤣🤣 That phone segment was an assassination attempt on my life

[@TinyTajee82709]

“Okay it’s a role play ting” 🤣 they never disappoint with the role play

[@joscelynlewis8146]

💯👌🏾😂

[@BrwnSknHney]

Found you guys on TikTok a month ago and I’ve binged. I was just watching your clips playlist when this upload came 😂 Let me just go buy the Patreon and stop deceiving myself

[@JaTheBigKid]

Let me.stop deceiving myself 😂😂

[@joemulhall4013]

Sameeeeeeeee

[@julyssa8091]

Yes 😂❤

[@becwaterhouse4817]

almost gave myself a hernia from laughing at "a shipment full of guns and grenades from Somalia" 💀

[@TheCrystallineLeoness]

The moment the word "Samalia" left Fuhad's lips, James was deceased. 😂😂😂😂 @1:08:39

[@tkabs9797]

James!!!! "I can't let that mouth leave this house!" Alsmost killed me...a grain of spicy rice went down the wrong pipe and I hacked my lungs out with tears running my face for 2 minutes straight 🙆‍♀️🙈😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tothesther4708]

I love when Fuhad says "10p a day" like issa adlib when James is pluggin the patreon

[@rammsteinrulz16]

Tbh when he does it now it sounds like a chore lol

[@sammorgan1582]

Fuhads mannerisms and James laugh absolutely kill me off every single time!!

[@sinazondevu8019]

"I was checking for lumps" the way James mind works 😭😭😭😭

[@suhir5210]

The role plaaay though... Please stop 🤣 Mom :" I gave you away " James: "I know you did..." I can not 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomglover1189]

The Somalia segment absolutely killed me off🤣 love you guys

[@AwesomeKpopFan]

Id HIGHLY enjoy a side series of role playing these crazy stories in the future episodes!!!!!!!!!!

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

AGREED!!!

[@mojothemaster]

No doubt

[@15huntsh]

The last 10 minutes of this podcast made my whole day.

[@pmccray551]

Mom and son...the "putting him back inside" and role play did it for me 😅🤣😂😅

[@ijustwannabehappier-v4973]

Its the ''IMMA MOVE ON'' thats taking me out 😂😂😂😂

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Fuhad reading them off at the end and saying "you can laugh or not, that's your business, but ima move on" 🤣🤣 While James is holding his stomach as he's laughing over every single thing and trying to keep up. 🤣💙💙

[@mooonbeaan7042]

The Mother Son roleplay had me wheeeezing 💀

[@EminemsMama]

“A shipment of guns and grenades from Somalia!” I fell the F out! 😂😂😂😂

[@NAWAL.ARDUU..]

The Somalia one finished me as well James. 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭

[@kingnrj]

"bangin' her?!" fucking spat my coffee out I was laughing so hard at Fuhads response 😂😂😂

[@Kingbruffbruff]

You guys are role playing like your lives depended on it and I’m here for it 100% I was half listening but I literally had to get up and LEAVE MY WORK DESK AND SIT DOWN ON THE SOFA TO WATCH ON MY TABLET SO I CAN FOCUS PROPERLY ON YOUR PERFORMANCES! And the Oscar goes to…

[@loz198897]

The look of disgust on James face after 50.14 was gold 🤣🤣, 99% sure everyone had the same reaction

[@dylanwallace8803]

Every single episode makes me laugh. You two have unmatched comedic chemistry. Congrats on your success.

[@Cleo-de5nj]

I'm sat here eating ice cream watching this role play like it's a soap opera XD

[@anitadavenport3265]

😄😄😂

[@chilixcheesee]

The face I made when you said “now she’s putting him back inside” 😳 absolutely not a visual I ever wanted or needed my man 🤣

[@PatriceRiot]

“You’re embarrassing! You can’t even cheat! Wooow! I need a real man. You’re not even a man!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrwnSknHney]

The way I’m calling out to Jesus through this entire role play 😭

[@kikimarriott8707]

That just killed me when James couldn't take the role play no further honestly took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nathaniel4652]

I feel so dumb not realising these guys wasn’t just TikTok, I found them here so now I get alllllllllllllllllllll the bants 💯💯💯💯

[@Bottanator]

This one is the best one. So much sound life advice first and then just banter, actually dead. 🤣 Patreon has been the best pounds I've spent all my life. I was listening on the podcast and I had to switch over to see the laughter.

[@Iambenkoffi]

That Mom-Son-Roleplay got me like: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Please tell me you scripted that. It’s just made sense 😂

[@jaysee8810]

They ABSOLUTELY did not. Lml

[@emZee1994]

Honeslty, this whole podcast could have (and should have tbh) been just you guys reacting to those "worst things I've ever found on someone's phone" but spending a few mins on each thing. Would have easily gone for 45 mins

[@chantelvenessa]

The advice you gave the young lady was pure class lol

[@NataliaShanley]

The guns and grenades line literally had James on Factory Reset

[@talldarkandlovely5882]

the part where James was dying with so much laughter, that he hurt his back 😂🤣😂🤣

[@AudreyB_]

If someone tells you “go with the flow “ just know you’re entering dangerous territory 😂just flow on outta there or else whatever happens next might have you crying in the bath in the fetal position 😂

[@snobbygyrl07]

For the last segment alone, this is a Hall of Fame episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my stomach is knots

[@isunshiine]

Going home with mom was a bit too much to role play but the gag reflex came out smooth 🤣🤣 You guys are the best ♥️

[@myriamtorres225]

The way Fuhad looks straight into the camera gets me everytime 😂😂😂

[@gingin6037]

James when he hugs his belly while laughing *love it*

[@raizelcortez3219]

God DAMN!!! I LOVE the advice y’all gave to that woman! I’ve seen so many people give horrible advice to people in this kind of situation. But your responses were fantastic.

[@Bri-vn5ci]

Hahahahaha when James said “I feel more comfortable at home.. preferably your home” 🤣🤣🤣

[@chvrchx]

James’s reaction to the breaking up paragraph is an all time reaction 😭😭👏🏿👏🏿also Fuhad’s “it will be a deadly day” killed me 😭

[@jukeboxhero5244]

Not just the panic of not knowing what is happening, but any one of those people could have been randomly drug tested at their job and been fired for positive results

[@misspooh2you721]

The role play is sick I’m on the floorrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just subscribed!!! Binge watching all episodes !!

[@justkdijah]

That damn role play is hilarious but when James hit those questions after "can we go now?" I was screaming.

[@marthagarrinson]

My fave podcast guys. Always making my broke ass Monday better 😂👏🏾

[@tshiamomahloele8070]

Wheezing! 💀.. This might just be my favorite episode to date 😂😂😂😂

[@naomijamsa3779]

Bruhhhh the way u guys get so into the role play 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the reenactment of the mum and son bruh, you deserve an Oscar for that performance honestly

[@raquelsmith2477]

The role play has me dying at work. Like the dedication has me gone

[@justkdijah]

What a pair. Fuhad creates the story and James goes rt into character. I LOVE it!

[@emilygonzales0325]

I love listening to you guys !! You get me through my drive to work or work in general. Thank you for all the laughter 🙏🏼🖤

[@jackmckay730]

1:02:41 that "LISTEN!" KILLED ME!

[@TechnicoloredDayDreamer]

That last bit…. I was wheezing & gasping for air I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣. The one about his friends b*lls dipped in yogurt ended me, then the Somalia one Resurrected me then ended me again. My stomach muscles feel like I did a thousand crunches. This episode was absolutely hilarious💀💀💀💀

[@mammamacgillivray4432]

It's the heartfelt role play for me... Also rahhh you work out James 😂😂😂

[@amilopes8519]

James face at 1:08:42 I can’t 🤣

[@onkgopotsedube]

Saw this channel a couple of days ago and now I am hooked👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 y'all are legit🥺

[@brm_1221]

I had to run this episode back after Monday’s release, one of the best episodes hands down!

[@Che.All.Day.]

Chanting "yu mo gui gwai fai di zao" to get into character took me out! 😂😂😂

[@mimilewis3653]

The second James put those spectacles on…..sweeted me 😂😂😂😂

[@Jpitcher225]

We need “imma move on” merch 😂😂

[@jessicacasey7999]

My ex was the same as that guy he tried to move to Soo many girls and got rejected every single time so I catfished him and made him think he finalllly got some pussy and then turns out it was me. Man was humiliated and I ended the relationship there. I felt like shit but humiliating a man who ain't shit made me feel better.

[@ennicedixon]

My favorite time of the week. As soon as uni struggles are over jumping straight onto Patreon.

[@tianajohnson9836]

U guys are amazing I was depressed but listening to u changed my mood.much love😘

[@dirtyusopp]

James is underrated for nailing the mannerisms of kevin

[@zeewolf1177]

Recently found you guys on tiktok and now I’m following on KZbin. You guys makes my day 😂😂😂😂😂 when I’m feeling shit , you make my days better

[@bukhocosa5153]

About the man who fell in love with his mom. I learned back in highschool that that's quite commong for people who weren't raised by their parents. I can't remember if it was because of genetic familiarity or hormones or pheromones but it something biological.

[@boitumelomasilo8043]

Not just parents siblings as well

[@miriam2837]

Thought I was the only one that looked for physiologic and scientific justifications of this crazy stuff 😅😊

[@f.m.b2372]

you talking about Sigmund theory?

[@ladycroina6032]

Ive had the worst day, that last 15 mins... superb content!

[@pearlyn1021]

Thank you both for all the laughs I found y’all on tt now I’m watching full episodes and I love it

[@sm2602]

so happy I was told about your channel!! love it!!! ❣

[@bilaltariq7819]

That somalia one annihilated me brothers, I can't remember if I've ever laughed that hard before

[@imdatlyndachick]

Nah! The mother and son role-play had me DYYYIIIIING! 😂🤣 you guys are hilarious!

[@SIMONE_F]

The last 4 mins were golden James waggin his finger n laffin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xodally3447]

I read about this. He actually asked his mom after meeting up with her a few times if he “could kiss her”, she says yes and that’s how it started. 🤢🤢🤢

[@miriam2837]

It's just crazy but if take away the moral and society standards of normal its easy to see it happen! They were strangers!

[@robynnoble5014]

That hug, it was lovely! 😂😂😂😂

[@divinelotus7777]

That role play deserves and Oscar 😂❤!

[@alleftchaosbehind2745]

You’ve gotta enjoy James and Fuhad doing the role play thing😂 cracks me up everytime.

[@mamizzle2553]

Sigmund Freud is smirking in his grave right now lol

[@yasmeennaheed3934]

this episode is in my top 5.. I've really been laughing non stop for an hour

[@LHMN7]

These two are so jokes, I can't deal with James' outbursts of random comments ahahahha

[@melessiarobinson905]

listen to so many podcasts and you guys are the only ones that literally have me laughing out loud, omg I'm now a forever fan! 💕😂😝 the role playing is just THE BEST! THANK YOU!

[@RandomSubjects]

That weed bride story is shocking. I used to a big stoner but I recently had a brain aneurysm that burst and I've researched if I can still smoke as the recovery from the operation does cause me to have headaches, and 90% of what I've found says that I can't smoke it anymore because it may cause a rebleed (my doctor also said no, but I'm from the UK so thought that's just what they have to say). So, the fact she took control of everyone else's health is pretty disgusting because according to what I've found online, that situation could have caused me to have die. As much as I personally think weed is harmless, there are clearly some medical conditions it is not helpful for and she should not have done that. Also, side note - I used to work at a sex shop and we sold viagra and viagra-type items and with every sale we would need to check the person didn't have any heart conditions and give them warnings that it will make their heart race and make them dehydrated so they should down a lot of water after taking it. As much as some drugs aren't generally dangerous en masse, there are always health risks if you give them to someone whose full health details you do not know and it can end so badly.

[@chrysblackwell9171]

Current stoner and I could NEVER

[@Mr.ENJ1]

"A Shipment of Guns and Grenades from Somalia" That shit weakened me 😂💀 💔

[@takecaretosha261]

The SCREAM I SCRUMPT! 😭😭🤣😂🤣 He said "I'm breaking DOWN" 🤣😂☠️

[@terrysegooa8606]

The whole hour I was dying you guys are funny I can't 😭😭😭

[@meredithmyers9159]

That mother and son role play was wild 🤣🤣🤣😦. Do you gag on your toothbrush 🤦🏿‍♀️