The CRAZIEST Thing You've Read In The Group Chat! | Ep 245 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@natibet7546]

somewhere in the UK one of James' exes be like: 'I knew it!' hahahaha

[@garciagarcia1505]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kikinatrone]

Ikr!

[@nduduzoblose4355]

For real 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maikaneditebogo7823]

👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@funnyfoxbird]

Right!

[@MeganCristina465]

Yo James' donation story had me crying! "I gave him a HA" I cried! 😭😭😭

[@SuperAtoti]

Took me all the way out... I was demented giggling

[@Baessecretlover]

The way James got so defensive when Fuhad said he was hairy😭"they called me teen wolf" 😭

[@moonlight02161]

😂😂😂😂 I fell out at work!!!

[@lesley5380]

😂

[@elijahbillings4658]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@elizabethjohnson4128]

and he said "first of all, let's calm down"😂😂😂

[@raquelruiz8265]

@@moonlight02161a

[@tiniqlindo4573]

"How can you hate my guts when you can't even reach them"...*jaw dropped* #exxxcuuuseme 🤣🤣🤣

[@naomisango1752]

“I can feel my leg hairs blowing in the wind” I'm literally rolling🤣😭

[@charmainethomas1615]

Same!! But the thing is...i've said this too!! 🤣

[@naomisango1752]

@@charmainethomas1615 🤣🤣

[@Matty.Hill_87]

I love the fact that the person who sent that is probably gonna see this 😂😂😂

[@taylorcjn]

I was just thinking this the other day. Winter leg hair is a must when its supposed to be -20 where Im at!

[@MiVidaBellisima]

I’m certain it was a [likely single] woman in the winter time bc I think we’ve all been guilty of this before, you don’t want to see the forest under the winter sweat pants😂😂

[@NinjaJDM]

"Do you want me to take a picture of today's newspaper SSSHHHHUT UPPP, these times I was feeding strawberries to her" 😂😂😂 nah James is too much

[@KAATKIM]

Fuhad’s laugh when he’s dying at anything James is saying is the best thing 😂❤😂

[@BetweenThePagesWithLouLou]

Especially when he slaps the mic out of the way 😂😂

[@QMWest]

Lying about your location while being side is one thing but feeding her strawberries while you got your brother making candid pics to form an alibi is despicable work 8:26

[@gabrielleferguson1626]

Despicable 🤣🤣🤣

[@yourpurpledream6102]

Another reminder that I will not find my husband in uni !! 😂😂💀💀

[@leonashmead6381]

That's the work of the Lord

[@leonashmead6381]

@@yourpurpledream6102 no you will not so do not EVEN try!

[@ellllyjm]

@@yourpurpledream6102girl yesss 😭😭😭

[@Sirenema]

James be going from lowkey toxic to highkey toxic a lil more with every video 😂😂😂

[@Antilles86.]

Listen 😳👀🤣. I recently found these guys and binged a few videos. There was a video where James said he likes the girls with daddy issues 😳. I was like ohhhh this man is kinda toxic. Hilarious but toxic

[@madhumithah5802]

brooo literally I saw a video where he said he was listening to tate and I'm like ummm should I stopp with this pod??? he's toxicccc😭

[@VieraXXII]

Fully toxic 😂😂

[@praetorianlukoskinen2814]

I thought I was the only one who noticed... Worse as I delve into their older stuff 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@lillyess385]

Toxic with serious intimacy issues. But he loves Fuhad fiercely. Lol.

[@psycho_weebster4123]

Monday has a different feel with these guys

[@reginamushi6582]

Absolutely...

[@Nemobenham]

Heck yeah! 🤣

[@LeylaLazuli]

fax

[@thePanda_huma]

It's beautiful now

[@eleesesealy]

@@reginamushi6582😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@ujunwakanma2469]

I can't be the only one who enjoys the KZbin videos to the audio podcast.

[@lesley5380]

I love the visuals of their reactions.

[@melaninmonroe007]

That’s half the fun. I love watching them giggle

[@tinamarie_999]

It’s not the same 😢I’ve tried it and hated it😂 I needed their faces and expressions 😊❤❤❤

[@avbreviews4999]

James knocking out alibis and aphrodisiacs at the SAME time. Toxic genius

[@theresahernandez4241]

Toxic genius! Ugh 😂❤

[@kikialeaki1850]

“Again tonight, inshallah” had me choking😂

[@miral5305]

is he a muslim im so confused 😭

[@kikialeaki1850]

@@miral5305 he’s Nigerian so it’s possible. But Arabic/Muslim phrases have become popularized recently and used as slang (in certain areas). So it’s not that weird for a Christian or irreligious person to use “haram” or, in this case, “inshallah,” in a sentence.

[@kikialeaki1850]

@@miral5305 wait no I’m stupid. I was quoting James, I think💀. The second part of my comment still stands lol.

[@shyjaved]

I believe I heard on one of their shows, Fuhad family are muslim and he was raised in a muslim household. Not sure if he is still muslim tho. @@miral5305

[@shyjaved]

ha ha, I still got what you meant! :) @@kikialeaki1850

[@khanyodlokweni2661]

"First of all let's calm down" sent me 🤣🤣🤣

[@dannisefu2539]

“If I knew who said it you would have had to hold me back. I couldn’t have heard that.” 😂😂😂😂 These videos consistently cheers me up 😅😊

[@xojudo]

James looks like he gives the best hugs 🫂

[@moonlight02161]

They both do no lie!!!! Like just the right pressure and the length of time. Bet they smell nice too!! The kind of scent that when you take your coat off after a bad day and go whos cologne is that and you are immediately brought back to that hug.

[@Rushell7]

@@moonlight02161 I can’t wait for them to read this comment 😂😂😂

[@UncleBenjs]

@@moonlight02161 ngl, talking about how you think they might smell is a little creepy lol

[@moonlight02161]

@@UncleBenjs you never hugged anyone that smelled good?? Body spray?? Perfume?? COLOGNE???

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

@@UncleBenjs because you are a man that's why.

[@TarCarNey]

The way James slipped in that Manscape Ad was smooth 😂😂

[@touchtherapy4kidz]

I'm here for anything that makes James speak Arabic. It's kinda sexy and it makes Fuhad giggle.

[@TarCarNey]

Does he have some Arabic blood in him?

[@terseandtiny1746]

@@TarCarNey thought it was just Irish and Jamaican.

[@touchtherapy4kidz]

@@TarCarNey that's a good question....idk his ethnic background. Fuhad is Nigerian, correct?

[@Smexydaily]

@@TarCarNey James is mixed but how does this relate?

[@jennyo6529]

I was eating tiramisu when they told the Craig David story and spit it all out on my keyboard. This has NEVER happened to me before. Hilarious.

[@lesley5380]

Lol

[@taylorcjn]

I’m a 6 foot woman, I’ll be using this line from now on….I’m not arguing with a guy I’m taller than. LOL!😂

[@pinki8888]

6 ft ooofff I’m 5’6 maybe not even 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m just curious tho are you cool with guys shorter then u ? Doesn’t bother u ? I don’t care bout tall tbh but shorter then me makes everything feel awkward like holding hands hugging ect

[@bm-ww8kb]

@@pinki8888 ..........

[@mr.jameson218]

​@@pinki8888"Hahaha, I'm 5'6 not that I care. But does it bother you??? Does it make you dry?? Haha, ew. I hate shorter girls. Makes things awkward, but it's really cool you're so tall. Not that I care, hahaha"

[@Jumpinlikejazz]

“THATS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE” 😂😂 I crack tf up every time I hear that lmao

[@Momo_Mo781]

Well done guys for introducing better lighting and camera positioning/transitions while you're chatting - we appreciate the show experience!!

[@vineeta03]

17:46 James speaking Arabic is my new favourite thing.. especially the lil soft in sha lla 🤣🤣🤣🤣 34:33 her arm 🤣

[@MabzNoor]

I swearrrrrr😂

[@sadiquahpowers9325]

That Craig David Shìt got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@msreeceecupful]

“How do you hate my guts when you couldn’t even reach them”, took me out ☠️

[@Isabellsgm]

I have totally fallen in love with this podcast! And the fact that you make it in sections on youtube, so you can easily "skip parts that don't interest you so much" just makes it better. You guys always give me a good laugh! Thanks

[@FiercestAngel]

Sorry, which are these parts that don’t interest you?? Cos with these guys, it’s the reactions, delivery and dynamic between them that sells even more than the topic they are discussing sometimes.

[@gemstone8016]

@@FiercestAngelNot everybody is into anime and sometimes there are spoilers and they make it known so you can skip those..

[@jawharahamed3225]

I live for James Arabic & Fahad's reaction to it 🤣🤣 Much love from Abu Dhabi ❤❤

[@kaosridden324]

It hurts to hear 🤣

[@thePanda_huma]

Saving this for loadshedding! These videos have carried me through my workday 🥺❤

[@odiliaem]

Girll me too😭😭♥️

[@memyself_and_i]

Tell me you're South African without telling me you're South African 💀🤞🏽

[@nolwazimkhatshwa5957]

Girl me too😭

[@thePanda_huma]

@@memyself_and_i 🤣🤣🤣

[@rorisang88]

Eish Eskom....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jocelyncastillo9514]

"You'r spitting serpent bars to me" has me on the floor! Lol

[@faisalosman285]

did a "Fam" count, it was exactly 89 times. from minute 21 to 23 it was 13 times.None the less, this is the best podcast to start your week

[@ConstrictorImperator]

Fuhad, James, you’re killing it chaps. Absolutely fucking killing it. I’m a 50 year old white guy, and all you talk about is relevant to my life, admittedly with different slang, but the conversations you have are the same as I’ve had with my friends for 40+ years.

[@Zuzzie]

my word the threats james casually makes with a straight face??? CALL THE FBI

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

In one episode,he said " I'm flipping the fridge." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elijahbillings4658]

@@haddingtoniangcp2464 That's funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

@@elijahbillings4658 James always with the sheets. Cracks me up everytime 🤣

[@tayjaybadd]

The FBI 😂😂😂😂😂

[@beloncekamz2821]

When James said with a serious face😳 "Why is this a goal" that took me out😭😭.

[@AM-fb3cf]

"Man should never try and be sexy" Truest words ever!

[@fadoodlerulez1046]

James almost flew out the chair when girl said I’m not finna argue with someone smaller than me 😂😂😂😂

[@snowy_1328]

Clocked in all the way from SA. Literally my favorite part of Mondays

[@memyself_and_i]

Ayo you're kinda cute👀 What's your ig? I'm based in CPT

[@shadz91]

Quoting you boys line “the game is the game”😂 9:23

[@hrsltf]

A WHOLE ANIME SEGMENT! If you carry on blessing us with these anime conversations then I’ll fold and end up joining your little patreon thingy 😂 So far all the anime’s you’ve mentioned on your channel are straight 10’s but I’ll list a few you guys haven’t mentioned and have to watch that are 10’s and pure 🔥 to binge: Ranking of Kings, Odd Taxi, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless reincarnation, That time I reincarnated as a slime, Spy x Family, Aoashi (it’s like Blue Lock that also came out this year), Summer Time Rendering, To your eternity, Dorohedoro, Link Click, Run with the wind, Goblin slayer and Trigun cah they got a second season coming out in January after 25 years! Inshallah you’ll watch em 😂 (P.S as someone who reads manga I am telling you Chainsaw man will go above JJK and Demon Slayer on your top 10 anime list)

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

JJK ending announced.. Demon Slayer isn't a Top 10 anime...

[@hrsltf]

@@muleyamwiinga3988 anime is known for being perfect for everything except for their endings so I just hope they have a satisfying ending for JJK. DS is top tier! What’s your top 10?

[@shauna-kaybrown5793]

Did you say a new season of Trigun is coming or am I mistaken 🤔

[@hrsltf]

@@shauna-kaybrown5793 Yes bro you’ve heard correctly a new season is coming out and it’s called Trigun Stampede, a trailer has come out this week!

[@dawn9144]

Fuhad has mentioned ranking of kings

[@nicaparis4835]

You two literally make me laugh every week..and I love it.

[@tracypeebles9362]

Bag of baked beans 😂😂😂 I’m crying right now

[@wiixa9445]

Honestly ur the only reason why I actually look forward to Monday😎👏

[@shadz91]

You speak facts. I rematch episodes until Mondays come around

[@waterbabybug]

I am quietly LMMFAO because it's 630am in Hawaii and the babies are asleep!! I LOVE Y'ALL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HoneydewNoriega]

THE ALABAMA SPREAD SWEETED ME. I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE.

[@marammahajna1035]

As an Arab I died laughing at James talking in Arabic "tomorrow inshallah" lmao

[@NickiLilBro1]

“he’s gonna DIE…this is where i came to confide” the scream i just let out omg 🤭

[@taekfute]

James blank stare to that comment literally took me out! I honestly haven't laughed out loud like that in ages 😂😂😂😂

[@natalieschiller4785]

I’m going to need James to speak far more Arabic! My goodness!! And Fuhad dying laughing is everything!! ❤️

[@bajanbreezy]

What is James ethnicity?

[@zeketargaryen1440]

The way James says Shu’up😭😭😭🤣

[@RaizelSX]

"How can you hate my guts, if you can't reach them?" Me: Same how you hate your dad.

[@buchiolloh5194]

Lol oh no

[@mesidye]

😂🤣💀

[@grarycat1984]

Violence

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

Cold🤣🤣

[@mayya4413]

Who said she hates her dad

[@caesarschickensalad]

Bounce against the headboard killed me

[@NikitaUrquhart]

Fuhad is a growler ….. daddyyyyyyy “in James’ voice” 😊

[@beeemm6012]

10:45 Fuhad saying “That’s an illiteration brudda” sends me 💀

[@godrules3596]

The Craig David story finished me😂😂☠️

[@animamai]

Idk why “leaping out the window” and “get us cancelled today” made me yell 😂

[@buchiolloh5194]

Just any light skin bredda,poor James 🤣🤣🤣

[@lugiep608]

I swear I've seen so many South African bruddas in a non SA community, big up Eskom

[@kayd465]

Lmao dying at James charity story 🤣🤣🤣

[@kiera8102]

4:24 James saying "yuck yuck yuck yuck" 🤣 I'm dead! 😭💀

[@Orangecupcakes557]

I need to hear James speak more Arabic! HILARIOUS!!

[@kamalanicypriano6415]

How did Fuhad NOT laugh at James's "... spittin' serpent bars at me..."? 💀💀💀

[@73starrdiva]

“You’re spittin’ serpent barzzz to ME!” Oh, I am SURELY using this Christmas 🎄 shopping!!🤣🤣

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The group chats I’m in we’ve all known each other 15-26 years like day ones.. there are ZERO boundaries. The things I’ve read and the things I’ve sent.. no one can ever see that. We’ve reached beyond comfortable, some of us hooked up with each other and we openly discuss it in the chat 😅.. about me.. ‘she fell asleep’ … we love being ripped apart 😂😂

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

The one I'm most open in I've known most of them off social media and I hold nothing back. The one I should be most open on since I known them since grade two I'm kinder reserved about.

[@carajadebee]

Each and every time omelette du frommage (yes I know fuhad said savage, but still) I see it, I see the episode, I see dexter as he leans in to whisper it 🤣🤣

[@Carpathianpixie]

Just tell the bouncer you're diabetic when they question you about the lollipops. 😅🤷🏾‍♀️

[@catherinele1580]

Monday hits different with James & Fuhad 🎉

[@ciavasquesholder4108]

“Just above the batty” 😂

[@MaiGoodLife]

Doin up aphrodisiacs 😂 James u wrong for that!!!

[@NoDoubtItsKenz]

That fact that it’s volleyball is THE WHOLE REASON I got into haikyuu because as a volleyball player we don’t get a lot of stuff for us and our sport and it just happened to be an amazing anime that really opened my eyes to “modern” anime

[@moonchild66]

Amazing chemistry with these two!!!!!! Pure laughs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️thank you!!!!! 🖤

[@daniellafreeman9237]

sat here staring at my screen waiting for this ....love you guys😘😘🥰

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

The guy with the handcuffs story has real homies for life

[@FredkedSamBriu]

One of my favorite episode so far 😂😂😂😂😂😂they went the extra mile on this one

[@TiaSordida2024]

The burst of anger from James talking about anime 💥NO💥IT'S 💥NOT💥 I know what I'm bingeing on this winter

[@jellybabybeauty8308]

It's almost magical the way you guys make me laugh my head off and hate myself for not being a 'hot girl' simultaneously

[@soaf1985]

You two are definately the highlight of my Mondays 😊

[@miriammustawi1702]

I love the way James speaks Arabic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The noise James made after the guts one 😂😂

[@IvyAndBoAndMe]

I should have watched this in the morning, not when I'm going to bed. I'm now wide TF awake, cracking up laughing😂🤣😂

[@hadeezahhh]

This is definitely one of the best episodes so far😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[@shavhanitshinyani8311]

James' donation story reminds me of the scene where Tony from after life doesn't want to pay a donation

[@marsiimel]

I still say that James looks like Drake in his Best I Ever Had era 😂

[@alexandrakoruti8378]

13:01 I'm actually in tears on the floor this is so funny helpp😭😭😭

[@pardonmyglow]

Excited to be here this Monday morning!! Love from America ❤️

[@AwesomeKpopFan]

They way he continues to tap his knees in the beginning was SENDING ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TaiMistyqueFan]

I’m soo happy y’all said spoiler alert during the anime convo because I’m sooo close to catching up on all of these & I was about to cry if I heard a part before I saw it😭

[@JustWatching_]

Nah bro them charity workers have CHEST🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@warddie8904]

James speaking Arabic gets me 🤣

[@rilingstringer9751]

I love when you guys talk about anime! If you haven't already you should watch Dorohedoro, and if you'd like something more psychological - Shinsekai Yori is so underrated.

[@jczimri6569]

Yo that anime segment got me fired up. Got me yelling BANKAI!🔥🔥🔥

[@keelyandere4956]

I could watch you guys all day talking bout Anime. Should have its own segments 🥲😍

[@blueish_purple]

Someone once said to me "her t!ts are like carrier bags filled with water" and that's a whole bag of beans vibe hahaha

[@ginahouston9352]

great way to start the day... Austin, TX, USA... howdy, y'all! 🥰

[@keithspinach6953]

The fact this show ain’t the top in popularity is unreal with the editing and effort that’s so clearly poured into their episodes

[@MsMookalate]

She must've brushed it in the shower to save water. Also, I don't store my toothbrush inn the bathroom since my bathroom is too small to store it. (If your a hygienic person you'll understand why you don't store toothbrush inn a bathroom or anywhere close to a toilet)

[@bm-ww8kb]

no ones toothbrush is too small to fit in the bathroom lmfao. and yeah obviusly you put it away somewhere, not left out on the counter to minimize contamination but if he searched the bathroom for the toothbrush, im sure he would check the shower. its also stated that brushing in the shower actually leads to more water waste. i mean, i still brush em in there and im gonna continue lol but unfortunately its not helping save water

[@peachmilkshake_]

The Jackie Chan Adventures reference from James is top tier

[@eventingirl001]

Anime is unparalleled this year!!! For some of the series, on paper, they shouldn’t work or you would think, “why would anyone watch this?” The anime isn’t just amazing to watch, the writing is top tier!!!

[@allmysturff]

Craig David😂😂

[@justinetomkiell]

James’ facial expressions are classic. 😂😂

[@devanrachelk]

Not even all the way thru and I’ve already busted out too many times 🤣. The hamdallah and pushing charity workers had me folded 😭😭

[@just_shanae]

Craig David??!! Maybe Drake’s brother..same Mom different daddy 😂😂🤣🤣