Ep 203: Whitney Cummings

[@that44rdv4rk]

Sam looks like he's wearing a costume, but somehow Mark just looks like himself.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

I thought the opposite lol

[@dylanvestige9935]

It's the Mardi Gras vibe

[@brunofraysse421]

😂😂😂😂 nailed

[@killerdeviant]

Well, people used to wear baby blue suits, never orange 😂

[@eltoro969]

Have you seen any pictures from the 60/70s???

[@willvr4]

Awww damn, didn't know Winnie died. Sorry to hear that, Sam. 16 years is a long time especially for a pug, but losing a dog is never easy.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Wasnt it a joke?

[@willvr4]

@@littlewigglemonster7691 I'm not sure, but I haven't seen Winnie in the last 3 episodes.

[@BeyondTheFlux]

I missed that part. When did they talk about it?

[@cindyyy1191]

Wait what ??? How’d I miss that! Can someone confirm, did Winnie pass ? 😢

[@ilike2watch66]

It was quick. Towards the beginning. Whitney says something about the skeleton being somebody and Sam points to the table and says “this was Winnie”.. everyone laughed and since Whitney is such a big dog person I took it as a joke because the dog is so old. I figured if it was real, more would have been said.

[@HJ-jy7fw]

I always look forward to seeing what phase Whitney is currently in.

[@nwk2VGtxbs26_eiXlo2wnQ]

Trying to catch up to the "these kids, you can't even make a joke anymore" punchline from 10 years ago.

[@blainepeone2614]

Ur a bot .. nobody cares what she is up to ..

[@breemee1234]

The dumazzz phase...

[@mandm2349]

Yup, because she is a plant​@@blainepeone2614

[@613trapman5]

Only fa🐐s care about anything she says. She’s trying to groom the grey line with ➡️ and 🌈

[@davidlericain]

1:02:28 My favorite part of every episode is when Mark says something that leaves Sam embarrassed and speechless.

[@redroom8537]

Not as bad as Sam not knowing that beating lead to a miscarriage at 19:37

[@mike_maclean5787]

Haha yup. Mark has a touch of the tism😅

[@doctorpresident5681]

She's talked about the Patton Oswald fling before (yuck)

[@azriel29-yl5xf]

I do the research that . Whitney dating black man to . 1.first black athlete 2. Blavk rock singer legend

[@wesleycutlip]

Whitney, Sam and Mark have a good back and forth. Good comedy chemistry in my opinion.

[@OpenMiker-rp4eo]

HELL YES!

[@katdog9786]

Absolutely!!!

[@korbindallas4552]

The first 10 minutes was a blitzkrieg of comedy. I couldn't laugh because it was too much rapid-fire I didn't want to miss the next one.

[@kristinafilipovic9104]

😮😂​@@OpenMiker-rp4eo

[@henergy_]

experience been doing it for years

[@mcpozzm6321]

Changing the color balance to extreme desaturated/pastel for Whitney's guest appearance is one of the most hilarious inside jokes ever. Congratulations guys!

[@DurRhyme]

lmfao now that you mentioned it I wondered why my eyes are so sore

[@b0ssatr0n91]

The hell

[@memoryboy]

what's the joke I don't get it?

[@juliogarza8239]

@@memoryboywatch whitneys podcast. Bright AF

[@MYkeyS]

….Vampires 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@okay.bruv.]

Mark is too clever! Always dropping gems, his peers can't seem to pick up on

[@eddieharman3650]

Or they are just ignoring them because he does them way too much.

[@okay.bruv.]

@eddieharman3650 Even if he did, it's still funny.. still worthy of a chuckle...

[@Br_ittany1119]

"People say you're fun in the sack." I am dying!

[@whatudoin1]

the moment he said it ,he knew he f´ed up .

[@OscarMayerWienr]

The Dumb and Dumber costumes in the thumbnail got me here.

[@Romes007]

Josh Peck catchin’ strays Lmaoo

[@jackjackthompson5771]

Cover your mouth to say Bert Kreisher 😂😂😂

[@ragnaraxelson59]

That was the 'comic' that repeated the joke?

[@djmagnus85]

It was Pablo Francisco. Mark did a callback to it later in the show and they didn't mute it

[@PDXdevil]

@@djmagnus85 Beat me to it. 100% Pablo. He fell of the stage, got back up and proceeded to repeat jokes for 15 minutes. Eventually being carted away from the club in an ambulance.

[@PDXdevil]

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[@macbeeler5479]

Would love to see the gay robot Nick Swardson on here!

[@EclecticWizard6]

hell yeah before he dies or goes to rehab!

[@lopezaldana7]

Whitney is one of the best guests 😂 she shucks and jives well with yall

[@stevenwilson4751]

“If your ex wife makes a documentary about you…” as she speaks about Allen but Whitney’s boyfriend’s ex wife is on KZbin saying he beat her so….🤷

[@buffywasright]

Yeah she’s disgusting. Whitney I mean. Supports all women, but also domestic abusers. Maybe she’ll learn the hard way.

[@El_PeMeX]

I had the exact same thought. She's going hard on Woody Allen for his inappropriate behavior yet she's talking about marrying her boyfriend who is being accused of domestic violence and spousal abuse.

[@allisonmiller3669]

That tracks though..Whitney's always hated other women 😂

[@KamPatterson69]

@@allisonmiller3669 like most women do lol

[@lille-mary1517]

Have not followed her podcast since the pandemic because she was so hyper and manic in her behavior and jumping from subject to subject with such unhinged energy, taht I just had to stop. So I have missed if she is in a relationship after that whole beimg with a woman for a while. Is the man a famous dude, or a ”normal” individual?

[@babesababe5885]

A 2 hour we might be drunk is like a 4 hour Rogan. You know they enjoyed this one😂

[@justanotherbeanboy9038]

Tbh Mom Whitney is pretty much the dopest version of Whitney yet. Based 😂🤘

[@dubyajay7860]

Felt like she got wrapped up in feminism and shit for a long time, had a kid and woke up. She seems like she's now in a good place.

[@beckeyrichards]

“Nick Cannon has a huge farm apparently…”😂🤣

[@Aiidanmax]

Finally an episode where they don’t talk ABOUT comedy for an hour. Love Whitney.

[@GLo1991]

“We were all hard on Bieber” “So were they..” 😂😂😂

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Lazy cheap joke. A Sam special.

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Easy lazy joke. A Sam special.

[@matthiasfranklin5765]

Killed it on the hpv line. Cummins acts like she doesn’t know what that is!

[@briangalloway3684]

🎉

[@dannymjr1]

Love Whitney as a guest! Good shit fellas

[@AlexSoutheyMusic]

"Maybe this is a hot take. ...Something's just fishy about that guy." Yes, Whitney 'Sherlock' Cummings, hating the widely cancelled, daughter-marrying Woody Allen is such a hot take.

[@nicolemichel9145]

No, Whitney, you’re wrong about the office. I love you, but I’m not poor. It’s just relatable. Because when you work in an office you come across weird folk like that and do cheesy things like go to chilis 😂 it’s just the culture. Whether you’re in a small office, corporate office, government office. It’s funny not making fun of. It’s making light of working in such a goofy place

[@JackBlackNinja]

I’m with you except for a pedantic point that it is making fun of and that’s ok. Just like anything making fun of something can be negative or offensive, or it can be positive and hilarious. Or most things probably tend to be both

[@doublebass]

@@nicolemichel9145 the office is an ok show, doesn't deserve all the hype

[@JBtexasOG]

Agreed

[@jackcornell9509]

Well the people portrayed in the Office would be poor by Whitney's Hollywood standards lol

[@antgenao]

Heading to Stavy''s World Podcast for the 100th ep with Sam and Rachel.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

If you've ever wondered if that whole colour theory where people are "winters" or "summers" is real: look how crazy Sam looks in that shade of orange.

[@biancadistefano7612]

Lol right. They should've swapped suits.

[@GatsbyMyself]

“Let’s make an episode where we cover everything we can think of. “ “Done.”

[@jmontoyar1985]

It’s become quite predictable that Whitney Cummings guest appearances end up being mainly her trying to lecture the host(s) about whatever she learned from Google/ the internet the prior week

[@Plague_Doc22]

The kind of person that thing they have a psychology degree because they went to therapy for a year.

[@mattlamb1086]

Thanks for the show always. Very creative people. I like to think I appreciate the free , great quality entertainment you provide every week. You seriously make life better. Thanks dudes Party till ya puke ❤

[@B-rock34]

First off, the office has characters. Not all are dumb. Also, small town and Applebees is the best restaurant there. They aren’t making fun of small town stuff, but pointing out how it actually is. Sure they poke fun at certain people on the show for being dumb but a ton of shows do that. Haha. They aren’t just making fun of poor people. It’s more a story about regular people in a small town. How different people in a space can make things interesting.

[@EricDeatrick]

I get a lot of enjoyment from WMBD and the themed episodes have a little extra levity and cheer. Long live this show and everyone involved!

[@kentjosemateo]

Whitney, at the end, obnoxiously chomping on candies while talking into the microphone was not adorable. That's my peeve.

[@berggrenbeats266]

Made me dislike the video.

[@Drader68]

@@berggrenbeats266 It made me come to the video, just to watch it and be even more annoyed by it.

[@jamesharn7021]

She just made a human and she wants to be carrot bottom! She procreated and is still hilarious she is in the zero point 1 percentile.

[@cristofa72]

Thank you for releasing Thruth Bombs! We are all awakening to the deception. LOVE WMBD!

[@Sportsfanlife]

Whitney Cummings "discovering things" is a new one. Next on the list will be... she is a history teacher where she will discover "things" which we all already knew. These "comedian philosophers" are starting to piss me off.

[@jackhorsley3912]

One of the best guests of the year! Loved the skateboarding talk. You know she’s in love for sure if she knows about the skate spot Wallenberg, that’s insane 😂

[@AlilStucc]

1:15:37 "give it a goog, i dunno"💁🏻‍♀😭

[@bluefin3294]

agree. one of the best. quick flowing and organic conversation.

[@chadams6242]

Massive miss on The Office take

[@JBtexasOG]

Agreed

[@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885]

And her opinion on Woody Allen is bullshit.

[@Scottaaa]

Thanks guys

[@THCMusicBlog]

30:53 'back and to the left' god bless whitney 😂

[@dylanburns1727]

I love how they just gave away who the special guests are for the Dr. Phil live show in Phoenix 😮

[@EverythingFizzy]

Lyme disease has ruined my future. I suffer from extreme arthritis and tendinitis. I’m only 40.

[@cindyo6298]

It's really bad, I was in the hospital once for a broken leg and the girl next to me was apparently initially a regular teen who got Lyme disease and could no longer speak, she had a feeding tube, could not take care of herself. It's horrifying.

[@Plague_Doc22]

That sucks buddy...My mother is dealing with arthritis in her hands and it is rough to see. Cant even open a twist bottle.

[@allisonmiller3669]

​@Plague_Doc22 I'm sure you already know but those grip pads for opening things helped my mom. She has rheumatoid arthritis n fibro so I get it. Sucks to watch it happen:(

[@Plague_Doc22]

@@allisonmiller3669 I got a plastic thing you put on top of it and just twist with it. It works fantastic, got one for my grandpa as well.

[@yohannestesfaldet]

All 3 are September Virgos ♍

[@doublebass]

@@yohannestesfaldet astrology is made up

[@billhicks7157]

I like it when they call me big papa.

[@cristoferantunez8734]

This episode is a roller coaster🤣🤣

[@Isaih-fu8ql]

sam…thank you for making this pod watchable.

[@straightnobraker4677]

Whitney is great on this. Great hang with these three

[@OpenMiker-rp4eo]

Whitney, Sam and Mark?! Auto-banger ep! 😎

[@binks2413]

This was a great ep. Whitney is a great guest

[@AdrianHertz]

Glad Whitney paid respects by dressing up as his hero Derek Chauvin

[@larspetterolsen]

All the dutch are going yes yes yes, it is Sweden 🤣

[@PearlDrumsHead]

RIP Winnie girl. Love ya mama. Hoping it was a joke and you come back next week but we shall see *tips fedora*

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

12:12 Leonardo DiCaprio was _not_ 14 when he filmed Basketball Diaries. He was *_20_*_ years old_ during filming.

[@raramcgee4982]

Whitney dating Chris Cole who beat the breaks off his wife for not letting him skate enough is wild. Been skating for 25 years, he was an issue 15 years ago.

[@r34perpwnz]

It sounds like Chris had a reason. Can’t let a hole control your life and take you from your passions! 👊🏾

[@raramcgee4982]

@@r34perpwnz you do when you have kids together dumbass. Ur probably not even 21 lmao

[@buffywasright]

@@r34perpwnz Psycho Ct.

[@Plague_Doc22]

You're surprised the woman who has immense insecurities, plastic surgeries and has bunch of trauma is dating a bad guy?

[@RC-ro4gq]

girls like bad boys..what can you do about it

[@diegogarcia4255]

Can't believe Fernet made an appearance on this podcast. I'm Argentine, we drink 75% of the world's Fernet. I heard somewhere that he we had the highest consumption of Coca Cola, which would be largely in part because we drink LOTS of Fernet with Coke.

[@zappasmustache3804]

Chewing candy into a mic is insane

[@gabcohen]

I was at the alanis morissette concert in Hollywood a few years ago and I saw Whitney a few rowes in front of me and it was by far the funnest thing because I’m a huge fan of Whitney and a mega fan of alanis and it was cool to experience the concert feet away from Whitney’s wild peak Covid energy

[@theunderwatercabbagesalesman]

" haterboy " great Mark quip😅

[@willingtooppose7919]

Hey Mark ! Solid Gold was an American syndicated music television series that debuted on September 13, 1980, and ran until July 23, 1988.

[@Elusive_Pete]

Whitney Cummings? This episode should be titled "We SHOULD be drunk"

[@BELTRANinc]

"its Greers." 🤣🤣 Normand is the greatest of all time.

[@OpenMiker-rp4eo]

They’re dressed in the Dumb & Dumber tuxes. Noyce 😂

[@AdamSmith-rp9ej]

What a great episode! Hilarious and interesting. These three are so in sink 😃

[@clevermissfox]

Jon benet Ramsey was def in the 90s silly goose😂

[@ethanwood533]

Halloween special lets gooo

[@saar144]

3 minutes in and Whitney is already firing on all cylinders. As a podcaster, she is one of the best, and her and Normand are a killer combination.

[@nelsonjackson1610]

Literally the same exact thing happened to me going to Amsterdam and I booked the walking tour by accident like 4 months in advance thinking I had the right tickets. 😂😂😂

[@andrewamador3731]

26:19 is such perfect timing for Tony Hinchcliffe today lol

[@blueeskii2418]

Mark was on fire this whole episode I cried laughing so many times I started wheezing 😂

[@JonasCraftUltimate]

Whitney actually rules now, she’s grown a lot over the last 2-3 years

[@mitchelljams]

Yeah she has glasses I guess

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Yeah maybe a little heavier

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

Whitney is paying lawyers to silence her boyfriend's (Chris Cole Google him and scandal) ex girlfriend who claims he's abused her and the family for a while. The whole professional skating community shunned him out

[@JeremyTaylor-l4m]

Agreed. I love her now

[@digitalsmithy]

uh you better be playin

[@simonp8699]

Great ep, Whitney is always a great guest on anything. RIP winnie she was a star and didn't even know it ❤

[@joymurphy8944]

Sam thinking Elon Musk is having kids the old fashioned way 😂

[@juliocorrea2552]

Woody Allen has said over and over in interviews that his character in movies is not who he is in real life but people can’t help separating the two. He is a brilliant writer and director. That’s just objectively true.

[@erniemac9166]

Whitney is looking more and more like Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove 💀

[@BenitoSaladczar]

Schaub was her Kronk

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

I got a peeve…CHEWING ON A HOT MIC!

[@ericnorris723]

I love that Whitney does that hair shake on every other story

[@deezmammaries]

Thank you for having Whitney on 🙌 such a good episode

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

1:46:30 the way she says Buu-kowski like Buu-kaki haha

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

Cheers 🍻 from Chattanooga Tn guys.

[@UncleBuckDallas]

CEO: yeah; LEO: no way!

[@derek_underwood]

15:10 there seriously better be a PSA & a MOS when that sad day comes 💔

[@micahwest2793]

Afraid it already did.

[@YetiVlogs]

"You'll be fine Whitney just chew off mic" may be the fastest anyone has ever discarded good advice. haha

[@MehrdadParthian]

redditors plug yours ears as i'm gonna say this: whitney is really funny, both as a stand up and on a podcast. she always brings it, and always tags jokes with funny/funnier line.

[@613trapman5]

The guys trying to do bits and Whitney trying to justify her existence cause her act can’t! 😂😂😂

[@nates.575]

The chewing in the mic is my peeve

[@jamesgreen.1]

Had to stop the show, so disgusting

[@lindseygibson5076]

Normand's drink matching his outfit is great

[@neechie3o6]

Huge and obvious edit within the first 60 seconds is wild.

[@buckwildchild]

Whitney: I would never date a comic Also Whitney: yeah my boyfriends job is basically exactly like a comic..haha Great ep. And great costumes ❤

[@eltoro969]

I have ADHD now.

[@AlilStucc]

10:25 i was this much time in when i noticed the skeleton arms as mic holders💀☠😭and 11:59

[@2g4u7y]

Fernet? Ever try Underberg!

[@mattq.5597]

Wipe warmer is the greatest baby shower gift of all time. Absolute game changer.

[@bunnybangz]

Marks laugh @19:10

[@sleeprelaxmeditateandchill7792]

RIP to the legend winnie, great pod

[@yitziyyb]

More like We Might Be Dumb episode!!

[@vandalkingbluntkill2634]

@ 12:25 sam "ellen page played a woman in that movie there was alot of great acting going on in that movie" 🤣

[@BPH55]

Mark marching in the powder blue vest and Whitney calling him out on it makes this whole episode. 😂 @1:06:40

[@drfartzo]

Guys, the color commentator during the Pacers Knicks game called Karl Anthony Towns Bodega Cat!!!

[@arthurlach]

I get the feeling Sam is voting for Kamala.

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

And so is everyone else, snowflake

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Easily. He’s clueless.

[@speedkings24-7]

Yeh he looks like a clueless liberal dip shit !

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

He would. He is not bright.

[@darktagmaster1861]

Yes, most sane ppl are.

[@aaronbux1]

Lyme disease is very rare for city dwellers. Just don't go deep woods camping. Also, it depends on the tick species and how long the tick is attached to you. So if you do go for a long hike, just check yourself when you get home. You''ll be fine. :)

[@brantleyhester6641]

I was bitten by three ticks in two weeks. Found one deep in my balls, I broke out in a fever for four days. 103 fever btw, red spots all over me. I finally went to hospital after I found the one on my junk. They cleared me up. Been fine ever since, kinda. I had my brain cooked for four days with the fever. Probably not gonna make it to my 80's

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

New a girl who had it growing up she was quite messed up

[@eemoogee160]

I heard that bee stings help as treatment.

[@allisonmiller3669]

Whitney would definitely be frequenting the Hamptons though lol

[@BariNgozi]

Knew a friend with it, it made her life difficult... The one and only time I went hiking I found a tick on me later that night, pulled that bad boy out ASAP

[@KevinC1990]

Hey hey folks! Drunk again! Queef it up!