ep 333 The Book of Matt

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

Just realized Matt’s the white dude in every black comedians “crazy white guy” bit

[@ElkinsEric]

Truly he is

[@APolishPlayer]

It's a Matt thing

[@TheMartianMancumpster]

​@SomethingDumb it's more of a whole Mcusker family thing haha

[@aleskaresquivel4700]

​@@TheMartianMancumpsterlol yea the whole family is firing on all cylinders

[@reaper147000]

00,

[@HAMlLTON]

i wish matt truly knew how many people love him. he’s the fkn shaman

[@elnick6918]

on god.

[@SeanDreessens]

@@elnick6918😮

[@abovedacloudz9315]

Mat always keep it real son

[@Dirty_Lamberti]

For real

[@abdulg4762]

The shaman was once a dark sorcerer, we’ve all bore witness to his ascension. Blessed be

[@Zoso37123]

Randomly suggested by KZbin. This is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard lol

[@DrJuiceMD]

Gimme that algorithm

[@some-replies]

The only podcast that's just 2 dawgs talking. Not pushing politics or bullshit

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Welcome to the dawg house

[@Diamondsmuggler]

@@some-repliesyeah cuz they hide their racist ass comments as “jokes” so of course your pea brain doesn’t think it’s political

[@SIMUL4CR4]

Welcome, dawg.

[@bh-0330]

Matt was really firing on all cylinders this one

[@TheAwesomeboy00]

definitely had to be on a stimmy

[@NikolaiRogich]

Yes however when Matt’s quiet angels cry

[@baeo44]

All 4

[@MountainPerson]

At least 6 squares of dark chocolate

[@chilliLRK]

Lions mane, mane

[@nickyale4220]

Matt is truly the Shaman, he is all business no play clearly. It’s just so effortless for him it looks like all play. The only thing he was missing at this moment was the Shaman flute

[@mattrim8657]

432 bruh

[@kggregorie]

"You were flying the funny business flag" 😆

[@SGFTI]

The gays really hate when you refer to the rainbow flag that way.

[@olmersh]

I think it was david lucas

[@kevinyount1653]

Fucking hilarious

[@graydonlee07]

"You'd have to let me in and that would be gay" was hilarious

[@paulfroelich1024]

So so funny

[@MattH-wg7ou]

The thought of Shane making a group of rollin evil hippies listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day. 🤣

[@stanley6440]

fr

[@roddydonn2328]

I had no idea Mat was a black man dipped in powered sugar #Respect

[@goodasgold89]

Shane talking ticket sales high on molly is hilarious 😭😭😭😭

[@tinogarcia996]

"I was dirty on percs your honor."

[@cronilogicaly]

Shane's eyes are getting smaller by the day and I love it

[@Sean-no3zv]

He’s got end stage chi-nee face

[@Toreju7240]

@McNutty geezer face shane

[@MrJol420]

Penance

[@familylivesmatters]

Shanese

[@MoarMike]

@@Sean-no3zv Sir, please use the medical terminology. It's called Nooderitis

[@PWS859]

"I couldn't be contained by a 9 to 5 you really think I'm gonna be on a slave plantation bro?" Is one of the wildest statements ever made on camera 🤣

[@JayDizzle-hm9gg]

Mad Yeezy status

[@mjfan653]

Let's just be honest. A 9-5 is only okay if you make enough cash to live nice and still afford two vacations per year. Anything less than that, you should strive to either get a pay rise, or change jobs. Like, living okay and getting two vacations per year shouldn't be a luxury, it should be the minimum, even for a Macdonald's employee who has worked 1+yrs. Living with 3-4 vacations and getting nice stuff is above the standard, that might not be achievable even if you work hard as a fry cook or streetsweeper or whatever. But, there are some standards, that should be maintained, not only by employee, or employer, but by society at large. Given the possibility of western society, we can do it, so why don't we make each others lives comfortable. We CAN do it. Obviously, if you don't work and are ffd up, you don't deserve anything above survival, but if you work full time, you already make enough cash pure, that your boss can get all kinds of nice stuff, so you deserve a fair cut. Two vacations and living like a human is minimum. That's my family business policy, and at least for now we are in business and employees are loyal. And we can afford like 3-4 vacations still, so it's doable. Maybe we could skin them more, but in the end, the trouble of constantly replacing employees would be a bigger hassle than just paying a fair share. And morally, reading about people working full time and not affording basic living makes my blood boil.

[@darrelthomas8270]

I’ve used mud-butt for so long before watching this. Tears in my eyes hearing “hot lava ass”

[@theDC4L]

Big ups to my dawgs laying back in the cut.

[@summerbaby21]

Not enough shane Gillis on the worldwide web.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Spot on

[@ElkinsEric]

For sure not enough Bol to go around

[@wisterV]

Try Radio Dawgz?

[@yesman9792]

truly.

[@iaminvisible2889]

@@wisterV my favorite episodes are that channel 👍

[@tedlast4896]

Shane making them play Edmund Fitzgerald is absolutely nuts.

[@elmergloo2611]

"I know what's in my heart: Love, Freedom"

[@boosh90]

He barely got that out before breaking

[@jacobquick2173]

So proud to see how far my boys have come

[@D4nielP]

Matt not knowing how light in space works while constantly trying to explain things like black holes is mind boggling

[@Nunya7211]

Oh my gosh youre so smart!!!!! Is that what you were wanting? U a lameeeeeee

[@benmeadors6799]

Matt's marriage got hit by the wedge

[@trevordrexler5652]

The wedge dude....the fuckin wedge

[@bodysnatcher7078]

I like how understanding Matt is of Shane's ADHD when he admits he hasn't been listening to him

[@Knuckleheaded76]

noticed that awhile ago. been waiting to see if i was alone and crazy

[@brutallyhonest123]

I don’t listen to him either. It’s exhausting

[@Knuckleheaded76]

@@brutallyhonest123 that's kinda gay man

[@here7036]

Matt's a real one, that's why

[@bh-0330]

@@here7036 432hz changes a mfer

[@johnbriggs5751]

If any one hasn’t seen the episode of Colum tyrrells podcast with Matt, it’s definitely worth checking out, they talk about Irish culture/history, Colums from Ireland if anyone doesn’t know him. Dudes pretty funny and the accent makes it that much better

[@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag]

Nobody cares colon

[@ep5189]

I try not to poison my mind with Gas digital welfare comedians but Matt talking Ireland sounds 👌

[@TheTrueChuckNorris]

Link or it didn't happen

[@bh-0330]

@John Briggs share the link for the dawgs

[@johnbriggs5751]

@@bh-0330 i don’t remember what podcast it was exactly hahah, i was on heroin back then, but i’m clean now, so i have no recollection of it lol, i tried looking for it but couldn’t find it

[@Mr_Pickles_]

Wow, how great is our Paimon?

[@westxranchin]

Hail Paimon!

[@Physicallyretard]

chillchillchill

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Hail him

[@steven4385]

Shhhh😂

[@shortycr89]

Shane takes Molly and starts noticing noises

[@BIacklce]

Standing in a cold shower screaming like you are going super saiyan

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Feels good man

[@grundlewizard1775]

Matt calls it Super Cyan

[@BigShaneGillis]

Some good ol’ chicken noodle soup for the soul on this brisk eve

[@shortycr89]

Does chicken noodle soup have serotonin in it?

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@@shortycr89 *molly

[@UnCleT215]

Wow Shane looks like a Trans Aunt in that avi 🤣🤣

[@boosh90]

NOODERRRS

[@andrewprovost7208]

Mmmmmmmmmm

[@deepfakedustin]

The Shaman would be in his bag for episode 333.

[@nathanboskoski]

Matt, you might be the most genuine person I’ve ever experienced. It makes me want to be more like that. It’s awesome, secret poddy all day baby

[@Nunya7211]

Hell yeah dude!!!! Youre awesome

[@mabboyz4lyf]

Matt loves to mention how early he gets up

[@louisjaygomerpile9288]

Dad flex

[@Sprite_525]

“I had vicious comedy MudButt for a week” 😆

[@shapes4893]

This was the sequel to American History X I needed

[@juneack5848]

These two are so real and funny af. Thank you!

[@sammcdermott9210]

“that’s a weird shape of a thing to snatch” god i love the way matt thinks

[@mistercrinkles]

"ice teenis, frozen tundra teenis" I'm dead. Matt is the GOAT.

[@zachyouell6581]

“I had to do a continue” is the best euphemism for dealing with swampy ass

[@smileygladhands]

Gotta be careful with street drugs now, dude. Fenty is in everything. We cannot lose Shane, he's a national treasure.

[@verynice210]

I would pay to hear a Matt and Shane cover of baby it's cold outside

[@Dom-mw8gk]

There is actually a video of shane doing it with Karen margolis, I think it's real ass podcast or some other gas digital show.

[@joeshmoe1293]

I’m not sure why but Matt saying “the old Sylvester farm” has made me laugh harder than anything else.

[@rekeembelac1684]

One of the dawgs posted a clip from this so had to go back and watch. I knew there was a reason I gravitated to Matt so much 😂

[@lookdoug1516]

He has a very calming presence

[@bracksampson1]

I just found this podcast and am completely addicted. Go vas.

[@jackiechan8840]

You still on the vas dude?

[@willflint46]

6:43 vazz fart 8:04 matt’s dad used to vazz up 14:04 matt screaming in cold show 46:05 britanny frankensteining out of k hole at dentist

[@sunnymedia6789]

there's definitely heroin in Texas I went to prison for it 😂😂😂

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Lmao

[@mhyrr999]

hahahaha fuckyeah man thats awesome

[@chadgrov]

Heroin sounds pretty fun not gonna lie

[@iaminvisible2889]

@@chadgrov it's probably the greatest drug ever made but they ruined it with the fentanyl unfortunately now you just black out or die. Stay safe

[@sandworm9528]

😂😂😂

[@thomdrolet2624]

The "rootinst tootinist" may be the best shit I've ever heard.

[@mattnykamp]

this is very shrek 1

[@MrJol420]

I need a crossover ep. Wife swap. Mcusker and spud pod / shane and Billy pod

[@Nieieieee]

Are you calling the Mccuskers wives? Comon man Billy's more of a child than a lady😓😁

[@BIGMONEYPLAYER1]

Whats the other pod?

[@charleserickson3499]

@@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 war mode

[@MrJol420]

Jay's Molly tolerance is wild hes deff done it 10 times in the past 2 months

[@tomh.7895]

Matt in legend mode this ep

[@Ron4president09]

These guys are the best.... the PA comics are second to none

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Stoners straighten the table cloth in future, great show as always.

[@tunghansen7260]

Fingerless gloves dude one of the most powerful garments of the 20th century

[@bodysnatcher7078]

I feel Matt about the drug dealing guilt... its cool at the moment cuz your paying your bills on it but when you reflect on the drugs you sold and who you sold it to... you realize how much damage you caused and how you could of prevented it just by not participating in that act of evil.. I sold people dirty habits and I know the lives I helped ruin.... now I just try to be a good person and pray to god to forgive me for what I have done

[@2liter8valveABA]

I know this is an 8 month old comment but I totally understand what you mean. I never felt any guilt about it until my cousin and best friend in the world OD’d and passed away this year. My perspective has forever changed l. It’s tough

[@chadgrov]

If you’re not selling drugs at 19 you’re super gay

[@chadgrov]

@@2liter8valveABA Oops!

[@Woody13woodpecker]

It sure does bring bad karma, try doing good deeds, it's the only way! I wish I was Catholic, they get to be excused if they regret it truthfully.

[@natehinxman9050]

i desperately need to find the patreon follow up episode to this one. the number of parallels between matts story and my own past is blowing my mind... i know this is necro-posting on a 3-year-old video but im hoping somebody pulls thru for me. i have faith in the dawgz!

[@svnsnt]

Matt really is the realest person out here fr

[@Blakesmusic72826]

I've heard so much about this episode that I don't know if I'm ready to listen to it.

[@laughinghyena999]

33:11 damn the fact I’m also INFP & named Matt has given me new hope, praise Allah

[@mellpear4773]

This episode is peak Matt The Legend of the Shaman grew a lot in this one

[@curtiswellborn23]

All i could think about was "Gator needs hit gat" when Matt was talking about his teenage years ha

[@pat4711]

Love this episode, I used to smoke meth crack like it was going out of fashion, was sitting down by a creek for 9 hours just smoking crack in my car and then went home to my mum trying to act like I was just hungover and not absolutely peaking 😂😂

[@drewinsur7321]

Holy shit dude hope you doing better dawg

[@bigol9223]

"I know what it's like to be tired obviously, it's like that tired feeling"

[@red-s5e]

Paused at 13:44, took a cold shower, might re-conquer Rome later

[@ericachacon8337]

I laughed so hard at "frigid ice tenis" that I almost lost control of my car in a traffic circle. 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeyTheShmo]

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald goes hard tho. Gordon Lightfoot is a goat

[@tunghansen7260]

Matt is the best thing ever out of the boarder town near P.A and Delaware

[@helloimalexander]

Matt with the Chinese Water Joke 😂

[@Eazyjaypee]

24:33 "i feel like the snowman in claymation christmas"

[@judgeholden6761]

The American conquest of Mexico / Texas I just heard a historian refer to as "The most successful case of territorial expansion in the modern world".

[@suzysmash3560]

I'm a bae, and the vaz on the azz was the funniest part of the whole podcast.. butt talk is welcome. XD

[@didgeriedont7073]

We had king and the sting... now we have shaman and the dawg 🙏

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Here to revisit this classic

[@void.dweller]

That’s exactly what I’m doing now.

[@Henry-kv7zl]

@@void.dweller right on

[@MrJol420]

The sword story is deff something out of its always sunny.

[@Michael-jr5ie]

Matt’s been fly as hell for a long time. 432Hz ❤

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

Listening to Matt say synthetic "Ca-Nab-a-Noid" instead of Cannabinoid makes my bird twitch. 51:57

[@KrustyKrabbzy]

The hetero vamp being like “you’d have to invite me in… and that would be gay” is such a hilarious concept

[@AlexLarkins-i8p]

I'm glad Shane found his Bert

[@THEbudsmail]

Holy fuck i aint heard someone say "beasters" in forever. Matt is truly a shaman

[@juneack5848]

Beasters as in low grade bud?

[@THEbudsmail]

@juneack5848 haha i dont fully know how he was using it but back in my day it was middies low grade Beasters was a little better and then you had some good headies or nugs or whatever people wanted to call it

[@00eaugallie]

I don't know why these guys don't have more subs

[@shroom_Plume]

“Light is a reflection… wait is this a trap?!?!” 🤣

[@JaysWave75]

This is HILARIOUS ! Laughed hard all episode! Keep up the Lord's work, men!

[@The_Brew_Dog]

Someone just saying the word Molly gives me the kuh-kuh shivers and makes my arm hairs stand up on end. My body is definitely telling me to hang up the towel.

[@deeree1037]

From one dawg to another, never try blow. 🤣

[@The_Brew_Dog]

@@deeree1037 I’ve done way more then just try blow, I married it, let it babysit my kids, and divorced it again.

[@deeree1037]

@@The_Brew_DogGawdddd. I can smell the gasoline in that comment. God speed dawg 🙏🏻😂

[@marshpw]

probably THEEE funniest moment, shane trying to explain why it's light here but dark in space. dude.

[@michaels8297]

Shane representing them Edmond Fitzgerald boys in the depths of Hollywood

[@justgarethsphone9663]

I found out i was 2% jewish late last year Ive been spending lockdown times learning to read the tora Bakkhhhhrukatahhhhn

[@aidansyracuse3338]

Gold bond and Vaseline works like super glue and corn starch

[@blaisemurillo5963]

im sick so this is exactly what i needed

[@wadeq926]

"If you can bypass xanny addictions and crack addictions and like, you know, getting caught with tons of beasters, you make it to be the president eventually; you can."

[@MasonRegal]

I was watching this in bed high asf with my eyes closed and I thought someone took a photo of me sleeping at 1:11:38, jumped out of bed spooked a shit. Hahahaha

[@horndog4729]

The come down cast. gotta love it

[@hunterjessup]

Shout out to all my INFP’s out there

[@brettsharp2839]

2023 coming back to this gem

[@brettsharp2839]

2024

[@jotun.616]

You gotta get the dual shower head adaptor man! Theyre relatively cheap.

[@mgunther1314]

Hell yea. Shane w the fresh cut tho!

[@GanzAndere7]

M Gunther must look like shit if he went with the hat lol

[@NZand]

How is Big J going to be a passive aggressive baby for 2 months about getting “dosed” with acid (and not even get high) and then do molly every weekend?

[@mandolorian162]

Cause those are 2 different drugs? And he was drugged, granted I don't like him but he has valid reasons lol

[@MrLoStBeAr]

Who hates when you talk butt, it's usually when I laugh the hardest.

[@Anon-yl7dl]

Shot out to all my TEXAS DAWGZ!

[@bgillett72]

“The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee The lake it is said never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy”

[@JollyCarver83]

Doesn’t matter now that winter’s basically over, but I normally go brown brahma work gloves kinda like Big Jay wears. I only cut the pointer finger, middle finger and thumb tip off to be able to smk and text without problems and they do still keep your hands warm. I work outside all the time and that’s my pro tip. Lol...

[@utstutstu]

That vaseline trick might change my life. What a podcast

[@CloveCoast]

Shane not knowing what to say is adorable

[@stefanmironov6405]

I might start vasin' up every day bro

[@CloveCoast]

“baby it’s BAD out there” favorite bar of the song