ep 333 The Book of Matt

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00:00:00 -Lava Butt
00:02:00 -Is this guy tryna fuck me?
00:05:40 -We Vas everyday
00:12:00 -Matt is the cold
00:16:25 -Mr Cool was awake aaaaaalll week
00:18:50 -The Alamo: Never forget
00:21:30 -Shane is now an evil hippy
00:25:30 -Going back to the grind
00:27:50 -Student spas
00:31:40 -Happy Black History Month!
00:34:40 -Molly for your Mommy
00:45:45 -Frankenstein the K-hole
00:50:45 -Big Weed’s out to get ya
00:54:00 -In with the Laotians
01:00:00 -Sizzurp in the drug den
01:08:20 -Shoutouts David Lucas
01:12:00 -Billy Lingos
01:14:15 -Shane, Woodman and the TURD going Carolinie way
Go to the showz
01:17:25 -visit psychnaw.com

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

Just realized Matt’s the white dude in every black comedians “crazy white guy” bit

[@ElkinsEric]

Truly he is

[@APolishPlayer]

It's a Matt thing

[@TheMartianMancumpster]

​@SomethingDumb it's more of a whole Mcusker family thing haha

[@aleskaresquivel4700]

​@@TheMartianMancumpsterlol yea the whole family is firing on all cylinders

[@reaper147000]

00,

[@Zoso37123]

Randomly suggested by KZbin. This is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard lol

[@DrJuiceMD]

Gimme that algorithm

[@no-replies]

The only podcast that's just 2 dawgs talking. Not pushing politics or bullshit

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Welcome to the dawg house

[@Diamondsmuggler]

@@no-repliesyeah cuz they hide their racist ass comments as “jokes” so of course your pea brain doesn’t think it’s political

[@SIMUL4CR4]

Welcome, dawg.

[@nickyale4220]

Matt is truly the Shaman, he is all business no play clearly. It’s just so effortless for him it looks like all play. The only thing he was missing at this moment was the Shaman flute

[@mattrim8657]

432 bruh

[@HAMlLTON]

i wish matt truly knew how many people love him. he’s the fkn shaman

[@elnick6918]

on god.

[@SeanDreessens]

@@elnick6918😮

[@abovedacloudz9315]

Mat always keep it real son

[@Dirty_Lamberti]

For real

[@abdulg4762]

The shaman was once a dark sorcerer, we’ve all bore witness to his ascension. Blessed be

[@PWS859]

"I couldn't be contained by a 9 to 5 you really think I'm gonna be on a slave plantation bro?" Is one of the wildest statements ever made on camera 🤣

[@JayDizzle-hm9gg]

Mad Yeezy status

[@kggregorie]

"You were flying the funny business flag" 😆

[@SGFTI]

The gays really hate when you refer to the rainbow flag that way.

[@olmersh]

I think it was david lucas

[@kevinyount1653]

Fucking hilarious

[@graydonlee07]

"You'd have to let me in and that would be gay" was hilarious

[@paulfroelich1024]

So so funny

[@bh-0330]

Matt was really firing on all cylinders this one

[@TheAwesomeboy00]

definitely had to be on a stimmy

[@NikolaiRogich]

Yes however when Matt’s quiet angels cry

[@baeo44]

All 4

[@MountainPerson]

At least 6 squares of dark chocolate

[@chilliLRK]

Lions mane, mane

[@MattH-wg7ou]

The thought of Shane making a group of rollin evil hippies listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day. 🤣

[@stanley6440]

fr

[@goodasgold89]

Shane talking ticket sales high on molly is hilarious 😭😭😭😭

[@tinogarcia996]

"I was dirty on percs your honor."

[@darrelthomas8270]

I’ve used mud-butt for so long before watching this. Tears in my eyes hearing “hot lava ass”

[@roddydonn2328]

I had no idea Mat was a black man dipped in powered sugar #Respect

[@theDC4L]

Big ups to my dawgs laying back in the cut.

[@d4niel711]

Matt not knowing how light in space works while constantly trying to explain things like black holes is mind boggling

[@shortycr89]

Shane takes Molly and starts noticing noises

[@cronilogicaly]

Shane's eyes are getting smaller by the day and I love it

[@Sean-no3zv]

He’s got end stage chi-nee face

[@Toreju7240]

@McNutty geezer face shane

[@MrJol420]

Penance

[@familylivesmatters]

Shanese

[@MoarMike]

@@Sean-no3zv Sir, please use the medical terminology. It's called Nooderitis

[@tedlast4896]

Shane making them play Edmund Fitzgerald is absolutely nuts.

[@nathanboskoski]

Matt, you might be the most genuine person I’ve ever experienced. It makes me want to be more like that. It’s awesome, secret poddy all day baby

[@summerbaby21]

Not enough shane Gillis on the worldwide web.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Spot on

[@ElkinsEric]

For sure not enough Bol to go around

[@wisterV]

Try Radio Dawgz?

[@yesman9792]

truly.

[@iaminvisible2889]

@@wisterV my favorite episodes are that channel 👍

[@jacobquick2173]

So proud to see how far my boys have come

[@BIacklce]

Standing in a cold shower screaming like you are going super saiyan

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Feels good man

[@grundlewizard1775]

Matt calls it Super Cyan

[@Sprite_525]

“I had vicious comedy MudButt for a week” 😆

[@mabboyz4lyf]

Matt loves to mention how early he gets up

[@louisjaygomerpile9288]

Dad flex

[@bodysnatcher7078]

I like how understanding Matt is of Shane's ADHD when he admits he hasn't been listening to him

[@Knuckleheaded76]

noticed that awhile ago. been waiting to see if i was alone and crazy

[@brutallyhonest123]

I don’t listen to him either. It’s exhausting

[@Knuckleheaded76]

@@brutallyhonest123 that's kinda gay man

[@here7036]

Matt's a real one, that's why

[@bh-0330]

@@here7036 432hz changes a mfer

[@benmeadors6799]

Matt's marriage got hit by the wedge

[@trevordrexler5652]

The wedge dude....the fuckin wedge

[@getthepapersgetthepapers]

“Frozen Tundra Teenis” sounds like a line of tires or something

[@elmergloo2611]

"I know what's in my heart: Love, Freedom"

[@boosh90]

He barely got that out before breaking

[@johnbriggs5751]

If any one hasn’t seen the episode of Colum tyrrells podcast with Matt, it’s definitely worth checking out, they talk about Irish culture/history, Colums from Ireland if anyone doesn’t know him. Dudes pretty funny and the accent makes it that much better

[@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag]

Nobody cares colon

[@ep5189]

I try not to poison my mind with Gas digital welfare comedians but Matt talking Ireland sounds 👌

[@TheTrueChuckNorris]

Link or it didn't happen

[@bh-0330]

@John Briggs share the link for the dawgs

[@johnbriggs5751]

@@bh-0330 i don’t remember what podcast it was exactly hahah, i was on heroin back then, but i’m clean now, so i have no recollection of it lol, i tried looking for it but couldn’t find it

[@Mr_Pickles_]

Wow, how great is our Paimon?

[@westxranchin]

Hail Paimon!

[@Physicallyretard]

chillchillchill

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Hail him

[@steven4385]

Shhhh😂

[@BigShaneGillis]

Some good ol’ chicken noodle soup for the soul on this brisk eve

[@shortycr89]

Does chicken noodle soup have serotonin in it?

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@@shortycr89 *molly

[@UnCleT215]

Wow Shane looks like a Trans Aunt in that avi 🤣🤣

[@boosh90]

NOODERRRS

[@andrewprovost7208]

Mmmmmmmmmm

[@shapes4893]

This was the sequel to American History X I needed

[@deepfakedustin]

The Shaman would be in his bag for episode 333.

[@zachyouell6581]

“I had to do a continue” is the best euphemism for dealing with swampy ass

[@juneack5848]

These two are so real and funny af. Thank you!

[@sunnymedia6789]

there's definitely heroin in Texas I went to prison for it 😂😂😂

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Lmao

[@mhyrr999]

hahahaha fuckyeah man thats awesome

[@chadgrov]

Heroin sounds pretty fun not gonna lie

[@iaminvisible2889]

@@chadgrov it's probably the greatest drug ever made but they ruined it with the fentanyl unfortunately now you just black out or die. Stay safe

[@sandworm9528]

😂😂😂

[@sammcdermott9210]

“that’s a weird shape of a thing to snatch” god i love the way matt thinks

[@rekeembelac1684]

One of the dawgs posted a clip from this so had to go back and watch. I knew there was a reason I gravitated to Matt so much 😂

[@lookdoug1516]

He has a very calming presence

[@verynice210]

I would pay to hear a Matt and Shane cover of baby it's cold outside

[@Dom-mw8gk]

There is actually a video of shane doing it with Karen margolis, I think it's real ass podcast or some other gas digital show.

[@thomdrolet2624]

The "rootinst tootinist" may be the best shit I've ever heard.

[@mattnykamp]

this is very shrek 1

[@Badal_Shami]

Paused at 13:44, took a cold shower, might re-conquer Rome later

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Stoners straighten the table cloth in future, great show as always.

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Matt DBZ screaming at 5AM in a freezing cold shower, hopping out and showing off his frozen scandi dong to his wife vibing like a chimp getting territorial full confidence no doubt is exactly the sort of spiritual vibe I attempt to cultivate This is truly a testament from the shaman

[@smileygladhands]

Gotta be careful with street drugs now, dude. Fenty is in everything. We cannot lose Shane, he's a national treasure.

[@bracksampson1]

I just found this podcast and am completely addicted. Go vas.

[@jackiechan8840]

You still on the vas dude?

[@joeshmoe1293]

I’m not sure why but Matt saying “the old Sylvester farm” has made me laugh harder than anything else.

[@MrJol420]

I need a crossover ep. Wife swap. Mcusker and spud pod / shane and Billy pod

[@Nieieieee]

Are you calling the Mccuskers wives? Comon man Billy's more of a child than a lady😓😁

[@BIGMONEYPLAYER1]

Whats the other pod?

[@charleserickson3499]

@@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 war mode

[@JoeyTheShmo]

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald goes hard tho. Gordon Lightfoot is a goat

[@bigol9223]

"I know what it's like to be tired obviously, it's like that tired feeling"

[@tomh.7895]

Matt in legend mode this ep

[@bodysnatcher7078]

I feel Matt about the drug dealing guilt... its cool at the moment cuz your paying your bills on it but when you reflect on the drugs you sold and who you sold it to... you realize how much damage you caused and how you could of prevented it just by not participating in that act of evil.. I sold people dirty habits and I know the lives I helped ruin.... now I just try to be a good person and pray to god to forgive me for what I have done

[@2liter8valveABA]

I know this is an 8 month old comment but I totally understand what you mean. I never felt any guilt about it until my cousin and best friend in the world OD’d and passed away this year. My perspective has forever changed l. It’s tough

[@chadgrov]

If you’re not selling drugs at 19 you’re super gay

[@chadgrov]

@@2liter8valveABA Oops!

[@Woody13woodpecker]

It sure does bring bad karma, try doing good deeds, it's the only way! I wish I was Catholic, they get to be excused if they regret it truthfully.

[@MrJol420]

Jay's Molly tolerance is wild hes deff done it 10 times in the past 2 months

[@pat4711]

Love this episode, I used to smoke meth crack like it was going out of fashion, was sitting down by a creek for 9 hours just smoking crack in my car and then went home to my mum trying to act like I was just hungover and not absolutely peaking 😂😂

[@tunghansen7260]

Fingerless gloves dude one of the most powerful garments of the 20th century

[@helloimalexander]

Matt with the Chinese Water Joke 😂

[@didgeriedont7073]

We had king and the sting... now we have shaman and the dawg 🙏

[@suzysmash3560]

I'm a bae, and the vaz on the azz was the funniest part of the whole podcast.. butt talk is welcome. XD

[@curtiswellborn23]

All i could think about was "Gator needs hit gat" when Matt was talking about his teenage years ha

[@Eazyjaypee]

24:33 "i feel like the snowman in claymation christmas"

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

Listening to Matt say synthetic "Ca-Nab-a-Noid" instead of Cannabinoid makes my bird twitch. 51:57

[@svnsnt]

Matt really is the realest person out here fr

[@resmarted]

I gotta try this vaseline thing

[@tomwelshshore]

Honestly it works i do it and i swear by it when you got the pain ass

[@orlog3343]

Olive oil soap is better and less gay, fats and oils in the soap and when you shower

[@laughinghyena999]

33:11 damn the fact I’m also INFP & named Matt has given me new hope, praise Allah

[@MrJol420]

The sword story is deff something out of its always sunny.

[@THEbudsmail]

Holy fuck i aint heard someone say "beasters" in forever. Matt is truly a shaman

[@juneack5848]

Beasters as in low grade bud?

[@THEbudsmail]

@juneack5848 haha i dont fully know how he was using it but back in my day it was middies low grade Beasters was a little better and then you had some good headies or nugs or whatever people wanted to call it

[@utstutstu]

That vaseline trick might change my life. What a podcast

[@Ron4president09]

These guys are the best.... the PA comics are second to none

[@stefanmironov6405]

I might start vasin' up every day bro

[@tunghansen7260]

Matt is the best thing ever out of the boarder town near P.A and Delaware

[@jotun.616]

You gotta get the dual shower head adaptor man! Theyre relatively cheap.

[@CloveCoast]

Shane not knowing what to say is adorable

[@NZand]

How is Big J going to be a passive aggressive baby for 2 months about getting “dosed” with acid (and not even get high) and then do molly every weekend?

[@mandolorian162]

Cause those are 2 different drugs? And he was drugged, granted I don't like him but he has valid reasons lol

[@user-kb9jt7oh1n]

I'm glad Shane found his Bert

[@marshpw]

probably THEEE funniest moment, shane trying to explain why it's light here but dark in space. dude.

[@JaysWave75]

This is HILARIOUS ! Laughed hard all episode! Keep up the Lord's work, men!

[@shroom_Plume]

“Light is a reflection… wait is this a trap?!?!” 🤣

[@justgarethsphone9663]

I found out i was 2% jewish late last year Ive been spending lockdown times learning to read the tora Bakkhhhhrukatahhhhn

[@horndog4729]

The come down cast. gotta love it

[@The_Brew_Dog]

Someone just saying the word Molly gives me the kuh-kuh shivers and makes my arm hairs stand up on end. My body is definitely telling me to hang up the towel.

[@deeree1037]

From one dawg to another, never try blow. 🤣

[@The_Brew_Dog]

@@deeree1037 I’ve done way more then just try blow, I married it, let it babysit my kids, and divorced it again.

[@deeree1037]

@@The_Brew_DogGawdddd. I can smell the gasoline in that comment. God speed dawg 🙏🏻😂

[@westxranchin]

Shane's got dat fade dough

[@ssowulewski10]

Middle school football coach fade

[@Quickkill6658]

I know the cold shower spaz Matt is talking about

[@bigmoose99]

“Marvel at this ice teenis”

[@mgunther1314]

Hell yea. Shane w the fresh cut tho!

[@gusbenusa]

M Gunther must look like shit if he went with the hat lol

[@axelg5]

"Not me not never, no way" ahh one of the MDE phrases Shane has coopted lol

[@justinroth2938]

Marvel at this ice teenis...hahaha

[@ColdTakes585]

“Wtf? These guys know I was coming? Wtf is this??” 😂😂😂😂 8:03

[@RxanDz]

Bring back this set!!!!!

[@CloveCoast]

“baby it’s BAD out there” favorite bar of the song

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Here to revisit this classic

[@void.dweller]

That’s exactly what I’m doing now.

[@Henry-kv7zl]

@@void.dweller right on

[@keithb_3]

“aAaah get out of my mouth” matt killed it this ep.

[@aidansyracuse3338]

Gold bond and Vaseline works like super glue and corn starch

[@blaisemurillo5963]

im sick so this is exactly what i needed

[@wadeq926]

"If you can bypass xanny addictions and crack addictions and like, you know, getting caught with tons of beasters, you make it to be the president eventually; you can."

[@Anon-yl7dl]

Shot out to all my TEXAS DAWGZ!

[@paulfrederiksen3209]

Shane still looks a little gacked 😂

[@mellpear4773]

This episode is peak Matt The Legend of the Shaman grew a lot in this one

[@bnastyyy]

Kennett Square, PA has to be one of the worst smelling places bc of the mushrooms. The mushroom festival tho is a good time.

[@soGNARfilm]

Matt’s stance is the vas-difference

[@00eaugallie]

I don't know why these guys don't have more subs

[@jakebaker4066]

Matt is just “no big deal, it’s nothin.”