Ep 309- Homosapiens

[@rachaellorene8231]

Facts: when you’re sad the Matt and Shane archives are a solid cure. This era of the boys is lit.

[@musicforchange1990]

Little did matt know he was gonna get that septum fixed due to body surfing trauma. Lmao

[@GnarStark]

My use of the words munch and crush have gone up 200% since I’ve started listening to this podcast

[@zakkbeckettt]

that rules

[@mikesullivan7153]

Same

[@mikesullivan7153]

Been munchin on mushrooms😁

[@mrcrowley3891]

Nice, sweet

[@blickluke]

It's pronounced munge

[@DA-uz8qb]

Matt's got a new set of missions every podcast.

[@Hablonoenlgles]

For real I didn’t believe when Shane said Matt was autistic but i can definitely see it now 😭 he’s still funnier than me and can talk better than me though

[@darthluchs_8993]

I swear, but they all encompass the same line of thinking if that makes sense, Matt is just constantly self diagnosing and self curing and I love it 😂

[@liamburns8554]

The consistent is to stop fapping

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

They make 2020 sound so much cooler than I remember

[@mrj4990]

Matt struggling to understand the purpose of the football player running out with the team as being inspirational is so funny

[@RustCole01]

I was getting so worked up that he wasn't grasping the concept.... f*ckin hilarious. I love this dude and his bizarre eccentricities. Like his DIY medical care solutions.

[@bigpackmojo625]

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[@bigpackmojo625]

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[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@RustCole01 yea it's actually true and not bizzare at all. Basically you lose some volume of the pathway in your nose by not using it. Mouthbreeding supposedly also causes less oxygen to the brain, a dry throat which promotes bacterial growth, face deformities, etc

[@RustCole01]

@@dimitrijekrstic7567 Bro, what game are you watching? Who said anything about what you are talking about?

[@dafunkycanuck]

My girlfriend put peppermint oil in the bath one time and it burned my bag something fierce! Warning to the dawgz. 🔥👜

[@R2D6_10]

Big ups.

[@TheHyperfilthered]

Thank you for your service brother

[@UncleDave69]

This is why you wear condoms over the balls

[@HamBone123456789ten]

Taking baths like a gay guy was your first mistake. Never, EVER relax. Watch tv standing up. Don’t get massages. Get up at 5:45am for no reason at all.

[@scumbaggo]

JESUS man, she was just OK floatin around in there? I cant imagine lady bits being too resistant to that either.

[@camronridley5912]

This is golden age of the cast

[@evangelionl0vr857]

The old test will forever be the golden era.

[@highlybaked8417]

@@evangelionl0vr857and the American flag background era is like the championship parade

[@lylechipperson3407]

"I've been into austrology dude"

[@justinrogers746]

Any Matt quote immediately gets liked. These are facts.

[@jtrax7306]

Typical Aries

[@juwebles4352]

austrology: the study of Austrians

[@michael5654]

Dude, I'm dying at how committed Matt is to the air moisture thing lmao

[@justinprivate9966]

He’s got no clue about deviated septum and cures. Good otolaryngologist only way to cure most deviated septums

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@justinprivate9966i mean if we’re talking a 70-80 percent clearance some gay ass oils might be fine

[@greyfells2829]

I'm 0% surprised that Matt was a bully that couldn't understand the morality of his actions.

[@ajaj3196]

My childhood cat was an outdoor cat. Some Arab kids from down the street hung him up to a fence by his back leg and it had to be amputated. He was a badass cat, Patch, he still hunted countless rabbits and squirrels with the tripod setup. He'd always bring home trophys too, rabbit tails and feet, a rat tail. He only had his back claws too, he was like feline Seal Team 6.

[@lunchbag_larry]

did you exact revenge

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

Did you burn down their house?

[@supremeleader6992]

@@Giovanni-nj1xo One of the few acceptable responses to animal torture

[@ajaj3196]

I didn't but on of the kids got hit by a car right in front of me not long after. God works in mysterious ways.

[@loydchristmas23]

Hopefully you avenged your cat.

[@christopherbeckman6238]

Best cast on the tube boys. Glad I discovered you gems last week. Praise be to Paimon

[@freethink2303]

Bro you've got to get on the $1 per month Patreon and get in to the Old Testament episodes

[@ryansouthard4929]

free think thank yourself. You’ve been a lifesaver.

[@freethink2303]

@@ryansouthard4929 the patreon episodes alone are worth it. Pure gold dude

[@lamolambda8349]

You must not have heard of Cumtown yet.

[@robcow897]

Check out Cum Town. The channel that illegally posts their premium episodes is "Tybayaga"

[@getmoneyxrbm]

Them talking about what fuckers they were as kids is what made me love this cast years ago after hearing Shane on bonfire

[@evilbrainangelheart9634]

I can't stop laughing at a woman possibly being named "Shits for miles"

[@jackmyers212]

“80 dollar an hour taekwondo” made me cackle

[@Anonymouscommentor99]

"Here's an owl sweater I barely fit into". I spit my drink out. So good

[@rottenstench]

I'd pay cash for a print of that shane bullying article

[@verynice210]

I hope it's titled "A Star is Born"

[@acctadmin4073]

check the microfiche

[@camoang614]

I bet Phil's got it framed in the basement.

[@nniuqttam]

Rip tybalt 🙏🏼

[@crazyshot97]

Someone tell Matt that opposum’s eat ticks, we have snake antivenom because of them, and they’re immune to rabies

[@headfullofacid8088]

And they’re North America’s only Marsupial

[@crazyshot97]

Zarathustra Boppalomynous exactly

[@richardfearing2528]

A possum

[@QQ-yi6yg]

My appreciation for the opossum has increased

[@crisd117]

Opossums don’t eat many ticks, and they are not a preferred part of their diet. Praise there goes to the Guinea Fowl.

[@jackmyers212]

My boy is on deployment in Japan, the pod is the closest I can get to the convos we used to have back in high school. Peace be with the DAWGS

[@IM843-SC]

Deployment in Japan? We fighting Japan now?

[@AnxiousCowboy]

@@IM843-SCidk when Jack’s friend deployed but they dropped two large bombs awhile ago

[@bingbong8055]

SPOILER ALERT: Matt succeeds in fixing his deviated septum by breaking his nose with a boogie board 😂

[@d3AdLyf3]

Being bullied helped make me tough. I got it pretty bad. Ended up being best friends with some of them later In Life due to freak circumstances. I read my 8th grade sign book and saw a note for the first time at 35 a kid said sorry for picking on me he didn't want to get picked on anymore and when I got to school they laid off him and onto me. He's a good guy a dad now I think.

[@RustCole01]

Bullying is an essential part of human development. I'm convinced now, more than ever. And very few ppl are actually immune from it. Even the giga-Chad, jocks have a pecking order. I was captain/qb of my football team and I got mocked and f*cked with mercilessly for the 1st two years of high school. All the younger players get picked on by the older kids on the team. Intensity varies, but everyone gets bullied at some point. I hated it at the time but I'm grateful for it now. Especially after witnessing this super-soft generation of kids morph into delicate flowers as adults. We need to bring back headbutts and titty twisters

[@B-CuzPod]

Sounds like a bum and a loser. You that is not the bully

[@Spoodlewok]

God the Shaman is truly on another level. All praise.

[@B-Drew]

55:42 I laughed so hard at this story 😂😂 the Phil stories are always the best lol

[@alecrawson4895]

THANK GOD FOR MATT AND SHANE

[@davidp5722]

If you're reading this I hope you have a blessed night!

[@swaggareli]

Thanks DAWG.

[@johnnyblaze8439]

Hell yea

[@andrewlaco1776]

How great is our God?

[@jsp7218]

You too

[@localwaterchamp7712]

sus af

[@melissasalsbury4705]

Imagining Matt's wedding with GROOM'S FAMILY up front is hilarious.

[@griffstratz6495]

Was this before Huberman? If so Matt is a genius for getting this info to the masses first

[@cloudbloom]

He says at the beginning that he got the idea from "the guy who was on Rogies" so he's talking about Huberman and his book called Breathe

[@kevindoran7099]

​@@cloudbloomBreath isn't Huberman's book. It's by James Nestor or close to that. Matt probably is the one who brought science to the masses

[@cloudbloom]

@@kevindoran7099 ah good call I honestly didn't know who wrote the book I was just assuming it was Hubey. Thanks for the heads up🤌

[@SelfMadeCulture]

I’m on a rabbit hole of M&S episodes. A. Matt is wild, funny AF B. Shane has to be on the path to GOAT status The downfall of most podcasts is transparency. Keep the genuine intellectual curiosity and continue to turn it into the funniest shit out there!

[@robert424d]

Currently in a military college during hell week, praise the dawgs for a night time calm down

[@andrewlaco1776]

Non wagon status Confirmed.

[@danielbravo2816]

Hail paimon!! Don’t Shane out of school.. stay the path

[@jsp7218]

Don't quit

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

Be great. Quit.

[@WhatTheSpruce]

Im shook by the possum story. There is a way to deal with pests without drowning them for over five minutes and then impaling them.

[@badazzzmoke420]

but it’s the best way 😂😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

People do some weird things with animals when they panic.. Not the first I've heard of someone thinking "I got this" and then tramautizing themself because they didn't just throw a towel over it, lmao.

[@scumbaggo]

.22 is the way

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@scumbaggogotta go with .30-06 for instant evisceration

[@iillil670]

@@scumbaggo12g rifled slug is the FUN way

[@RobBigs-lu8bq]

I really miss these days. I never saw a comic come up from the very beginnings, to his big break on Bonfire and opening for Soder, where Shaner is so happy he just can afford food. From completely unknown to being a regz on JO JO ROGIIIIIEEEEEEES. i have never been happier for any comics than Matt and Shane, they deserve it for taking chances.

[@rakim126]

The ascension seemed destined

[@Screemcheese]

return of the hotcast after a short lived civil unrest

[@peterhache424]

easily one of my favorite episodes

[@sodabara]

I wonder if Shane's friend who got drunk while golfing and fought everyone is the same friend who murdered the garden opossum.

[@JM-sx4tn]

I look forward to the dawgs every week dude. Guaranteed to make me laugh my ass off

[@duktrilfromsouthafrica]

I feel like im high cause i cant stop laughing at the big dawgs🤣

[@xxlegitfailxx]

this episode popped up my first day of recovery for the bugar sugar. good looks matt

[@briani50]

Hope you’re doing well brother. Going through the same myself right now

[@Fryed_Bryce]

A bump sounds pretty nice about now

[@kriffapher]

you boys still holding up okay? 2 years sober here 💪

[@the_weasel_king9947]

I love how you can go to any cast no matter how old and listen to Matt not know anything about anything as long as you can catch the separation between something he actually read or learned from someone and stuff he tries to figure out and deduce on his own. His own thought processes and deductions are so funny because they are literally ALWAYS wrong.

[@vincent8334]

All I do when I agree with something now is say “tighttt tightttt”

[@trevordrexler5652]

I'm glad someone else can admit whackin it to Shakira music videos as an adult. Respect Shane

[@ScorpionP2C]

true, she also has a few 'leaked' things, a dawg can find ;D

[@lesliedegnan]

Tibble, Shane's cat, sounds like a cute savage. That cat is tough as nails.

[@rakim126]

There's a whole ep devoted to tybalt. Named after the bad guy from romeo and juliet.

[@zachgonzales5967]

This is funny Matt talking about his nose and he just broke it

[@connorroyer9026]

YOOO Shane wearin’ that SICK Tucson Roadrunners shirt!!!! Let’s goooo bring back the Coyotes

[@masonrawls6332]

Dawg the railroad spike is insane 😂

[@nickyale4220]

The tricking the teacher to say the g word bit is absolutely hilarious

[@donsylvester]

‘Hes a security guard?’ 😂😂

[@screamdreamer9085]

Little did Matt know back then that he was gonna cure his deviated septum by body surfing

[@variaxi935]

whoa spoiler skeet

[@variaxi935]

spoiler ALERT* swipetexting is dangerous

[@screamdreamer9085]

I’m just sharing answers

[@RedBeard1620]

As someone who spent the first 16 yrs of life with an 80% blockage of my nose (deviated septum, nasal polyps like a mf, enlarged turbonates and adenoids), I can relate to Matt's nose breathing obsession. Only took 3 surgeries to fix it lol and probably need another one soon.

[@joenino3]

I don't know what lenum dunkums real name is anymore

[@lumptydumpty6992]

Growing up in the late 2000s, early 2010s, the music video to watch with the boys was Calabrian 2008

[@SoThoroughJoeBurrow]

Been a deviate since 7. Grapefruit seed extract nasal spray helps me

[@lunchbag_larry]

damn you were doing blow at 7?

[@lazylion420]

Shane was given the cheap gamer chair. Matt has the nice gamer chair. we should demand equality for the young bull.

[@lewis6590]

If anything we need superior support for this beefy boy

[@pizzaboisupreme]

Dustin, Bryson and Connor's Dads are gonna whoop ur guys' butts when they hear about this!!!

[@ericsummann2184]

Tape over the mouth has been helping me sleep so much better! I just put a short piece vertically

[@casualmanmann]

Shane's Hawking impression is top notch.

[@taradicoff3149]

I love you guys. I look forward to new episodes. It's the best Beavis and butthead I've ever seen. No homo

[@dan22100]

It's the nitric oxide that helps open up your nose from nose breathing, not so much water molecules lol

[@TrevorScanlan]

Are you... doubting Matt science?

[@islifeacomedy3861]

I’m pretty sure by the time this was recorded, 90s baggy clothing was already coming back in full effect. I’m pretty sure in 2023 he still hasn’t caught on.

[@Jo-oo1mx]

Right Thur- Chingy got me

[@MonkeyStoleYaPeach]

Came across this comment right as they just touched on that. Solid choice 😂

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

Breathing through your nose and out your mouth every few steps is the best for endurance.

[@andrewharwell7152]

Shane is the bro of all bros

[@brianacosta7095]

He might be THEE Bro

[@michaelrohan9157]

6:56 Rudy was offsides

[@ambersmith9809]

The Tibble stories fkn sent me 🤣🤣🤣

[@MattMillerRealComedy]

Christina Milian - Dip It Low is a good music video

[@AB-ee5tb]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@JimothyBridgemont]

Fan from Utah right here boys, we exist.

[@chrismaki5456]

Oh man I was waiting for you to say Shakira she wolf, I kept repeating it like cmon cmom say it! That one definitely got me haha

[@christianjensen2094]

Hurts to listen to this while I’m golfin 😢😢

[@paulfroelich1024]

One of the all time great casts.

[@BendmeovrNick]

Hot cast

[@jordanzothegreat8696]

This is matt mckusker at his most legendary

[@ryanparadissis9115]

your punksetony phil stories are the best ever heard love ya guys keep it up

[@jeremydelaney1112]

Hearing how big of a psych the Shamman was in high school is inspiring since he's ascended so high.

[@cloudbloom]

Hilarious watching this now, at the start matt says he's going to cure his deviated septum on his own but now we know his quack medicine didn't work and he had to get surgery🤣

[@haikat4]

Wish I was into MSSP during this golden age before Shane entered the mainframe

[@shawnbradford2243]

Love on the spectrum is absolutely the best

[@sammythemc]

I've been watching so much anthro shit on youtube I'm psyched about this title

[@donflo3]

Lena Dunkems is the funniest sh!t. I laugh every time.

[@whalenjam5294]

Dude, that piece is insane. Shout out Riggins. Shout out Bonfire.

[@freethink2303]

Crackle crackle

[@davidjacquez2244]

Crackle Crackle

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Crackle Shatkle

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

This comment didn't age well.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@ladedade23Blunticuswhy

[@MyBackyardGardener]

SUP CUZ🤠 ... oh hey shane ✊🏿

[@mattmccusker9943]

what up cousin

[@lewis6590]

@@mattmccusker9943 let me get those digits 😈

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@mattmccusker9943i want you.

[@mykolokolo]

the suburban hipster bit was so funny bruh

[@CarlosEatsBurgers]

Matt Mccusker is such a fucking genius ahead of his time

[@Eric-oo2iw]

Sebastian Telafairo lol. It’s Adam. Sebastian Telfair was Stephon Marbury’s cousin who played in the NBA.

[@nicholas7226]

Matt not understanding the dude didn’t play football anymore was cracking me up

[@ZeranZeran]

Naming my twins Stink and Peanut now.

[@k4rb0n8]

1:37 2020 Matt needed a prescription for bodyboarding, the cure exists!

[@richardkelly7572]

I started reading an audio book lol

[@richardgarcia9014]

Love this ep

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

Shane you need to find that bullying article about you for the Dawgz. Lmao

[@redbluegreen1062]

Damn the drivers reacting to the shirt dude were all right.

[@Digitalpapii]

8 am , I was indeed mr cool last night. matt got me bussin out the eucalyptus oil

[@Meekmillan]

48:59 bro I stg Shakira is solid material lmao. I was like 11 when She Wolf came out and I vividly remember sitting on my bedroom floor, firing up my PS3 and cranking out one of my first crumbs to that. Took a trip down memory lane about a year ago and had to crease my shit to that again.

[@joshc6551]

Wholesome, and heartwarming

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

song fuckin sucks but 11 year old me definitely would’ve crame to that fs

[@DarthTanna47]

What we do in the shadows hella ya 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@tylerpullen1652]

Shouldve named the ep defend the garden

[@eliaslara3251]

“I dont wanna go to the fuckin mall” 😂😂😂

[@T4YT0R]

Buster Douglas, Columbus legend!

[@newgamer85]

The reason trump is saying generic prices is because all the front runners are European countries and made a pledge to do so.

[@CTB2580]

6:32 so funny the part about Radio and Rudy 😂

[@moebro38]

Is breathing through the nose not normal? I feel like I have always breathed through my nose. My nose gets stuffy all the time too but I always have one nostril that isn't blocked.

[@supremeleader6992]

It’s normal. Hence the age old insult of calling someone a mouth breather. Sadly though a large enough portion of the population are mouth breathers.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

mouth breathing isn’t good for you don’t do it

[@matguerra333]

My Injun name is Erection that never happens.