Ep 360 - The Perfect One

[@ericschinn]

Chocolate Ice Cream with Nerds is the sweets equivalent to Matt’s marriage

[@33shoobs]

Underrated comment

[@rickmontgomery223]

Fucking hilarious bro!! 🤣

[@cevicheisdelicious]

LMAOOO

[@timelessteek561]

This is top tier

[@amadeoalonso3534]

yea dude with the trans porn and black mama this is so accurate

[@jaymann8429]

i started binging episodes because i found shane and the more i watch the more i like but i didnt expect matt to emerge as my favorite dude in the world... its like every episode im like this is the best episode and then i get to the next one and im like how do i force someone to listen to this with me

[@cristianleon7533]

That last line is so true 😂💀

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

Strictly for the pod bros. Ppl just don’t get it. Look at me commenting on a year old episode. I’m hooked boys!

[@Usergx-3047]

You never listen alone. We are here

[@ianmcphee8991]

Truth

[@TheZachCline]

Never related to something more

[@BobbyB24]

Holy shit. The beginning with the boys are back in town is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[@JohnDoe-z7e]

Matt is a prophet he called our whole society years before it happened

[@Mnny12]

nah you just smoke too much weed and have no real role models lmao

[@Jsauce8921]

Nailed it

[@homie.6ix]

He’s said he isn’t much of a history guy. Probably because all of his time is used channeling the future.

[@ixiiii]

I’m Dutch and my english isn’t always good enough to understand everything they’re saying plus there are alot of references towards products and persons that are unknown to me, but i always enjoy watching these guys just vibin and talking shit. You guys are doing a great job at being yourself and entertaining everyone effortless! Real broskis!

[@TheFatSteez]

I got you bro Gay = cool Cool = gay

[@inyokutse]

Willen jullie in Den Haag, en in Nederland meer of minder MSSP?

[@bodysnatcher7078]

You better salute that flag behind our broskis

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Kick the foreigners out of your country bro, time to tighten up

[@stope420]

Brospeak, it’s a dialect of English, like Ebonics. Takes a minute to get it all 😉

[@KalimAnders]

The boys off cam trying to share grapefruit quietly and getting called on it hit different on the second play through.

[@Zbuck12895]

Love how Shane just glazed over “it’s like eating bones” 😂

[@boosh90]

Pause!

[@kingdanyol6936]

Whoever is putting together the intros is a fucking genius. Hilarious

[@blockheadnetworks8512]

Man one of them playin the A.k like it’s a guitar

[@squidincsquid]

The opening was amazing!

[@wyattearp585]

Almost positive its done by Gard Dog aka shawn gardini

[@rickybobby2789]

Taliban has taken credit according to CNN

[@kristenrhorer5754]

It’s Matt. He’s made the last few

[@karlb6359]

I love the cluttered table. Makes me feel like I'm in the same room when I look over at my night stand that's covered in a plethora of half drank drinks

[@andrewbjorklund7999]

Gotta get those variety of liquids in

[@rvarnell9165]

Ewwww. Are they moldy??? You nasty !!

[@karlb6359]

@@rvarnell9165 yes. So very moldy

[@WinkLinkletter]

Half drunk dranks.

[@bobbyperez9563]

matt slowly turning in to one of the founding fathers

[@zackflora6165]

The Venn diagram of Thomas Jefferson and Matt are pretty close

[@dustinofficinalis2149]

It’s called becoming a Ham.

[@bryankelly7158]

Low key looks like Alexander Hamilton

[@zackflora6165]

Love freedom: check Low key shamen: check Lover of dark berries: check Born on either side of the Allegheny mountains The list goes on...

[@bodysnatcher7078]

@@emjay3066 I think it means you don't eat meat

[@kim-jong-poon]

In the studio, no guests, back to the basics, hell yeah.

[@TrevorScanlan]

The guests nearly always stink. Stick wif da dags

[@pwr2al4]

Truth

[@TrevorScanlan]

@@pwr2al4 except the snooter pounder known as Gerbbies!

[@stephenholmgren405]

Yesss guests just interfere Matt and Shanes hilarious flow, unless it's another dawg

[@stephaniegarfield29142]

@@stephenholmgren405maybe so but the guests get them new dawgz to listen. i never woulda listened to mssp if mullen didnt guest on here

[@TheCrawf28X15]

0:25 Dropped my phone, grabbed it funny and this is what popped up, letting it play because of the title but let’s see what we got boys, three years ago so I might have to just turn it off, but love you guys, glad to have y’all in Austin.

[@zanman42]

As somebody who manages a Dairy Queen, this was a little surreal. If i ever see you two in my ghetto dairy queen im giving you free blizzies.

[@jonathanmcsweeney1983]

Reese's peanut butter cups and banana chunks is the best blizzard

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

@@jonathanmcsweeney1983 brownie batter is goated

[@zanman42]

@@jonathanmcsweeney1983 i'll have to give that one a try sometime.

[@mastodon98]

Pause 😂😂

[@Spoodlewok]

Mathew and Shane please more duo episodes. The flow is pure.

[@meetbythecreek]

The speed at which Shane looks up after Matt drops the slug analogy is killing me

[@jacka3431]

Matt talking about riling up white dude and turning them into “Bad Hombres” was gold

[@maikeru01]

He's not wrong.

[@peanutarbuckle2980]

hola muchachos, soy blanco

[@MonochromeRed]

@@maikeru01 woosh right over your head.

[@isntitobvious9894]

@@MonochromeRed not really , go back to Reddit , and hide from reality with the rest of them . Tumblr 2.0 , 1 step above tiktok at best .

[@MonochromeRed]

@@isntitobvious9894 says the r3.ta.r d looking for political partisan in a comedy podcast. Lol

[@bonkerzisgood]

Man I wish I had found this during the pandemic

[@Michael-yo7db]

What pandemic?

[@bonkerzisgood]

@@Michael-yo7db Pandemic of fake news

[@hithere4719]

Found the g@y guy.

[@Crotalus_Adamanteus]

@@Michael-yo7dbthe

[@stephenholmgren405]

Don't worry! There will be another pandy

[@swillsie]

Intro ALONE was worth the wait... shout out to the DAWGZ still off the porch!!

[@jacobralstin1851]

Love how Matt was spot on with Covid

[@ge7581]

Every dude thats not in a psychosis was spot on with covid

[@MikeJones-mf2fw]

Government immediately says its experimental and its called warp speed aaaaand no liability. Wtf would sign up for that. Scurry ass sheeple

[@Chris-ro7mn]

It was obvious horseshit from day one though. Its all about debt saturation. The phony wars too.... I you understand The problem of debt saturation you understand what they do to hide it. Its happened plenty of times through history. The first global financial crisis was in 1349 and the plague came right along to hide it. Same shit different toilet.

[@Mojo_Radio]

Matt was so wrong about Covid. 😁

[@Jay-pd9kc]

@@Mojo_Radiowhat was he wrong about

[@Diggidydave13]

Im starting to rewatch the old episodes, its so good. Like hanging out with old friends who have no idea I exist (a bit like some of my real friends)

[@deezlesteezle]

Who said that?

[@NycDelivers]

these boys need Rogan money for this...best cast around..

[@GriffinSinclair]

Agreed

[@williambray5723]

Probably a bit too aggressive for that much $, but I totally agree man

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Nerds just came out with “nerds clusters” which are like little pieces of nerds ropes covered in nerds on all sides. GOAT candy

[@benmonia7105]

How great is our god? So great

[@nerdforskating]

Be a man, buy the full rope

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

@@nerdforskating the rope sheds too many nerds. I want my money’s worth

[@imthepopcornman]

They were released in August 2020, get with the program!

[@aim33b0t]

So fucking good. Indian bot confirmed, so, obviously legit.

[@patricklong416]

Been binging this podcast lately, easily the best podcast for the broskis. Keep up the great work you guys are going to be huge 🤙

[@andrewcharles1670]

The Lord reigns. Let the Dawgs rejoice

[@aperson7694]

I respect your two first names.

[@michaelparrish6572]

Praise be to tha dawgs!

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

🤲 AMEN 🤲

[@johnhinkleman9757]

SODTAOE

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Thanks for the cast kingz! 👑 GOD IS GREAT TODAY!!!!!

[@exaltedchampion201]

After a horrible, hot, sweaty day of work garbage seeing this pop up makes me happy. Having a laugh with the boyz

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Matt knew what was up from day one

[@Rodr1_g]

The fucking Shaman, bro.

[@solarsunchips9628]

19:30 Matt the prophet he was right!

[@tyronetaylor7939]

19:00 the shaman perfectly predicted the future.

[@astralblue]

I am absolutely loving how many episodes there are

[@marendse6561]

The amount of predictions Matt got right in this podcast is scary. The shaman doing shaman things.

[@malcolmfinley8925]

DUDE MATT FUCKIN CALLED IT LOL

[@deezlesteezle]

Called what? Yo mama chinny chin chin, cuh?

[@ralanbek95]

An hour with the boys after an hour with the shrink. Helluva week, brethren.

[@ngionfri]

Discovered this pod a week ago and I can’t stop watching it. I’ve developed a new fatal addiction.

[@danielprestesbraga1113]

that taliban montage was fucking hilarious.

[@gamerzwithjobs330]

god dam that intro was magnificent

[@ericg252]

🔥

[@ricksanchez5696]

Who wants a falalaalalawafflecone

[@danh4724]

The Dawgs have really won me over in the pod world. Fire T-ban intro as well !

[@erikaw7767]

That intro of totally capable Warriors got me pumped up.

[@JohnSmith-ti3oy]

I'm so glad I didn't fast forward through that masterpiece.

[@erikaw7767]

@@JohnSmith-ti3oy they seem ready to be independent and strong. How great is our god

[@schemas702]

@@erikaw7767 They seem like they're ready to reign fairly and with kindness now that we got our OPPRESSIVE ass foot off their neck. Shouts out to the Talibros.

[@erikaw7767]

@@schemas702 that's shrek1 my dawg. Oppressors are gone and the ban is even working Twitter what could be better

[@schemas702]

@@erikaw7767 Dude. You can't ban the Talibros from Twitter dude. They're just trying to get their ideas out there. They're not that bad. Not like that Trump dude. He oppressed the 'skis, dude.

[@Tenno222]

It’s crazy to listen to this podcast two years later man . Our economy is in the shitter and things have gotten worse

[@Johnny1.0]

"Lady and the Tramping the mic"! The Bull is spitting fire today! 🔥🤣🇺🇸 P.S. If you can build a square space site your capable of building a legit WordPress site yourself. Save your money for whatever ball shaver or wallet if you want to support the sponsors.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Booyah!!! New Matt and Shanes is exactly what i needed. You gentlemen rule.

[@DoctaMeff]

Damn I’m glad I just found this podcast cause now I can binge Thank you for the content big dawgs

[@xecutive]

I don’t understand how this podcast only has 29k subscribers.

[@duduoson1306]

It’s cuz it’s secret bro

[@Name-zd2nb]

Couple more rogan bumps. Maybe a Dillon bump. Gonna have 100k soon. They are too good to fail.

[@deadarmd]

Illuminati bro

[@bigmoose99]

Tripled in size in 8 months. Comedies worst kept secret 🤫

[@jakethomas4771]

407 boiiiiiiiii

[@Leistaus]

Matt’s Covid prophecies r so accurate and his logic holds up still even though he didn’t know any of the info we know back then. GOAT 🙏🫡🇺🇸

[@Radwarhead]

Covid? Bro was dead on about the election, it was practically a landslide for republicans. That’s insane Matt can just be like “yea settle down this is what’s gonna happen” and then it happens

[@EastCoastJohn]

Matt came out guns blazing this episode. Fuckin love it

[@jordanam1234]

Damn yall deliver every single week. Nate and Lamare are always hilarious and now Matt's back with the fire fresh off covid!

[@willflint46]

48:25 dawg dance routine 48:48 flashmobbin phil 49:47 phil’s reaction 53:18 early landing gear😭 54:12 pantsing + pushing phil 57:53 can’t kill me / my grandma is dead dude

[@taylorscott8758]

“If I have a grandkid.. and they wipe me out, they wipe me out - let’s go.” All-time.

[@23StudiosSports]

Matt’s take on Covid mandates was spot on.

[@zacharyfreeman896]

Shane physically uncomfortable for the first 15 minutes is gold

[@Matt_Huffman]

This is wild to listen to in 2024 lol

[@Cybrix]

wiki wild wild* wiki wiki wild* wiki wild* wiki wiki wild wild west*

[@kyle8951]

Watching all the one-niner talk a few years in the future is so great

[@smileygladhands]

Exactly what I was thinking. Interesting to see how many of their takes came true. Matt was definitely on to something.

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

Matt is onna god damn tear this ep

[@Timlareit]

Landing gear down early fuckin had me dead. Matt’s quickness is top notch

[@TheFatSteez]

I love when I know about a topic he’s talking about and he has no idea how far off he is. But then as soon as I don’t know what he’s talking about I’m like man this guy knows his stuff

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

@@TheFatSteez he is all and he is none, he is da shaman

[@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969]

Stimmed

[@Tmurda8010]

This was peak mssp

[@protoneuronium]

Matt & Shane are so listenable. Da Shatt is great

[@SomethingGamecatAdjacent]

Matt: *wet fart* Shane: "Dairy Queen. We're getting blizzards."

[@XXGhostX15]

Hail paimon, just what I needed today

[@handsomefox]

[@slipknot09444]

"If your baby cries on first class you just flush it down the toilet" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@austinking8004]

Here the day after the election and Matt was pretty much 💯 about the Red Wave 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@HartJon282]

Don't be a GAÿ

[@ColdTakes585]

It’s hilarious how well Matt of all peoples takes on Covid aged 💀😂

[@DrZeuce]

When Shane hit Matt with "My grandma's DEAD DUDE" 3 times I died

[@abrahamgarcia6169]

YES!!!!! I WAS WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THE CAST! BEST CAST HANDS DOWN

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

The GOAT cast

[@816DawG]

Roll out dawgz! Lets gooooooooo!

[@theguy835]

The shaman calling the landslide victory

[@FrankZen]

The McCuskers are strong like bull! 💪🏾💪💪🏾💪💪🏾💪

[@GMREmp1re]

Matt is truly the all seeing eye

[@westxranchin]

Hell yeah! I thought they'd become a couple "Big Timers" and forgot about us.

[@CountGremlin]

It's crazy listening to this in 2024 right after Biden's resignation and Trump's epic first frame bullet dodge 😂

[@frontsightfocus2519]

No shit! The bros had no idea what was coming…

[@clintwiesen8119]

I really hope kamala doesnt win from illegals voting because i think its about to happen

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Im from the future...they tried again. And I suspect theyll try again again.

[@SweetWillyD]

​@@MattH-wg7ouid rather it be kamala

[@footytang]

The OG's are back, let's gooooo!

[@kels4650md]

“If the government welded my door shut I wouldn’t notice for 4 days” 😂

[@BigFarts0]

God bless the cast. Thank you for the upload

[@Sick666Minded]

Mat's prediction for the future is spot on lol

[@drewminor33]

19:40 hahaha Matt fucking called it.

[@davidbanuelos2177]

The SHAMAN KILLED IN THIS EPISODE😂😂

[@OB-LA]

Matt slipped and said “thromBROsis” which I think should be the only way that word is said on the pod.

[@Johnny1.0]

I second that.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Only problem is "deep vein thromBROsis" sounds like a gay sex act.

[@swillsie]

I think thrombonesis would also be acceptable

[@TheKrygsman]

I’m in Australia 5km travel restrictions. Curfew 9pm til 5am. These podcast rule and kill the time.

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

Are people dying all over from covid down there, what the hell? You guys need to go all 1776 on that sh!t

[@WHDRWN]

@@bulldawgirwin8384 People here are glued to mainstream television and parrot anything it tells em.

[@Brad59714]

The documentary is called “The Final Account “.

[@David-fw1sp]

You my friend are a legend thank you

[@FrostyJokerr]

Had to drop a couple podcasts to work MSSP in and 5 pods in and I’m pretty stoked on my decision.

[@laurafromga5875]

Hell yes, been waiting 2 weeks for this!

[@dylancarr8415]

I don't actually watch Rugby but its nice hearing some respect being put on it's name. It's huge here in the UK and as Shane said, absolutely brutal. New found respect for Matt.

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

"You said it was big kids only"

[@DailyDriftingVirtual]

Shane referring to his dumps as crap is always hilarious

[@9tailskyle]

Gardini is the funniest of all podcast producers

[@matthewwhelpley8603]

Ben Avery might have something to say about that. If Tim allows him to speak.

[@RallEeyeRedact]

I love these guys. Not even 10 in and it’s just all over the fuggin place 😅

[@justinarnold6044]

Yo Matt was on Terrence Howard 2 years before Rogies.

[@taj6519]

I can’t believe chocolate ice cream with nerds is even an option. That’s serial killer status😂😂

[@resmarted]

War is a racket, and so is "public health"

[@peanutarbuckle2980]

anyone check the MRNA and Pfizer stocks in YTD.... hmm......

[@empowermph]

ok good, im not the only one who sees the plot..shane is fvcked for tryna convince matt to get vaxd too..im fvckin' done w/ shane, only here for matt

[@empowermph]

@@emjay3066 f a c t s

[@loganwhatnot3698]

Hearing shane say that butterfinger blizzards are his go to audibly made me go "awwe yeah buddy!"

[@keithfissel1884]

People with ocd are going crazy seeing that table.

[@Respect2Time]

Shane talking about the death of his family really sent him down a dark hole. Kinda wild to see in action, usually he's really good at keeping his cool. starts at @58:00 through to the end almost.

[@ShaneTheMeek0222]

And the day just got better!

[@georgesorossevilnose6478]

When I was a kid I would get a Hershey’s bar melty, peel back the wrapper, lace it full of nerds, and freeze it back into a solid.

[@waddleshaffir6197]

Dayuuum Ever try Bugles and Ice Cream?

[@headfullofacid8088]

Are you diabetic now?

[@MrUrech]

im new here and i gotta say i love this matt dude 1:07:30

[@STINCTEAM702]

GOD BLESS THE DAWGZ

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

God bless ‘em every one

[@STINCTEAM702]

@@RayRayMcAuliffe 🙏🐶

[@willps63]

“You wipe me out, you wipe me out. Let’s go” lmao Matt is too funny

[@tylerarvizo8820]

Welcome back dawgz

[@Larry-xf3qt]

Shane getting vaxed is gay mat is now my favorite

[@bigfatkiwi1]

The Patriots have 9 vessels to drink out of on the table. Tighten it up Kings!

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

They decided against reading ads for money, they’re collecting empties instead

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

It's the way of guy heaven

[@goat_horde]

Was that fleetwood mac husk in the intro lol

[@sydneyncase]

It’s not an OutKast song 😤 it’s UGK