Ep 318- Nate is Paranoid

[@brodofraggins]

"what do you have in your apartment that makes it 'black as shit'? other people's stuff?" had me in tears lmao

[@saucenflow]

like my bike

[@tbirds26hockey]

What’s the time stamp on that

[@ChronicDill17]

@@tbirds26hockey start at 30:05

[@rtmpregame1945]

an absolutely all time great podcast moment

[@ericbowles6606]

I came to comment the same thing🤣. To hear that joke in conversation is like that's what she said ×1000000🤣🤣🤣

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

My favorite way to watch the pod is listening while reading the dawgs comments. I’m telling you I get excited to the point where this dawgs lipstick teenis pokes out. The dawgs comment section is always lit. Blessed be the dawgs.

[@josephhornbeck8564]

Heath the queef’s methed out stuck under the trailer freezing story is like the origin story for a central PA Captain America.

[@briani50]

@@skiptoacceptancemdarlin pretty easy to understand dude lol

[@joem.6940]

3 Years and ppl still sleeping on this comment

[@urmomgaynoob2746]

Methcicle

[@ccred95]

30:15 - "What do you have in your apartment that makes it 'Black as Shit'?" "...Other peoples' stuff?" Hahahaha fucking Shane is lighting fast

[@crummycarp6662]

Pretty fast for a slow

[@daviddanaher3537]

Listening to the old episodes. just literally lost it at this part. 😂

[@KlausKleber-g3n]

Get back to programming nerd

[@JohnnyG911]

Matt just got home from the Navy

[@rocknepoovey4381]

Yethirr

[@Blak1Jak1]

Lol Matt talking about “positively charged” electrons.

[@jaspberg]

Matt must have watched Down to Earth

[@bgoumas]

jorden p what a masterpiece

[@jaspberg]

@@bgoumas sometimes you gotta take the shoes off and FEEL the earth

[@Blak1Jak1]

Wow y’all are out nerding me and I was referring to anti-matter

[@bgoumas]

@@jaspberg not gonna lie, love that feeling

[@judgeholden6761]

Fun fact though - a lot of antique collectors of sabers keep dull versions - they only got a sharp edge put on or a "service sharpening" before use. A British military saber collector had a bunch of these, and had his house broken in to in England. It was a meth-addled lunatic with a wooden club who immediately tried to bash his brains in. He grabbed an antique 1796 light cavalry saber which was completely blunted from never have been service sharpening. He was an expert military saber fencer, and used it to easily block and defend all the maniac's club swings - making him pause. The guy fled when the dude started throwing feints at him.....but then broke BACK in and tried again to kill / rob him. Same thing happened again and he fled. THE THIRD TIME, he broke back in, the dude finally delivered a swing to the side of his head - busting his head open and making him sit down and wait for law enforcement......they showed up and immediately arrested the sword salesman and seized all his swords. Because they were "curved' under British law - they asserted they fell under the definition of "samurai swords" (i.e. katanas) and arrested him for assault with a deadly weapon. It took him months to beat the charges, and many months later he still couldn't collect his property. A great example of British weapon laws at work. This is often quoted by a lot of youtube HISTORIANS and sword collectors, not 2nd amendment guys and such.

[@wasnt_it]

Matt looks like Simple Jack

[@RandomTuber782]

I'm getting strong Gump energy from Shane.

[@enviousaudio5751]

BRUH THAT'S WHAT IT IS

[@ericl3931]

Lmfao

[@Manhandle730]

Tf is simple Jack?

[@alexwomble6393]

⁠@@Manhandle730 The great film “Tropic Thunder”

[@bigjav240]

When Shane’s dad says “why would you do that”. Matt’s laugh is so good

[@scottshoe842]

Thank GAWD snl didn’t get (their) grubby hands on tha bol.

[@hoodcat.]

OPE

[@shizbang]

The greatest thing that never happened

[@taxesrtheft]

(((Their)))

[@_-_-_-_7777]

Is that Chad McCusker?

[@jibba1681]

Damn dawg I feel a PA

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

Cant believe how fast this has become a thing to look forward to every week. Always funny. Always.

[@theinc1776]

Matt looking more an more like a troop every ep

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I, so badly, want to be friends with Shane and his crew.

[@robert0synfern0]

Same

[@charlest5604]

All of us do. It would be awesome to eat some tendies and get blacked out with him

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Don’t trip your a dawg

[@thatsjohnnyt6480]

We’re all bros and dawgs here dude.

[@WhatTheSpruce]

Comments like this make me want to drop all podcasts from my feed and read a book.

[@scottt5181]

30:08 “Other peoples stuff?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@earlyandoften]

“Why would you do that?” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve heard in months

[@qwerty722]

48:00 if there's any dawgz so important they aren't watching the whole great thing (more likely rewatching) 😜

[@abdulg4762]

@@qwerty722 rewatchin cause I missed this gem, thanks dawg

[@mynamesjeff347]

Belly hurtin laugh

[@b0bbyz]

Have this guy on more. Great show, so funny. 👏🏻

[@zg9445]

Nate gon give it to ya

[@kggregorie]

"He tried to suicide by Black"

[@JC-lc5fo]

i thought that was getting diabetes

[@bossHogOG]

And?

[@isaacrayburn969]

@@JC-lc5fo yooooo chill dawg lmao

[@mightywelsh2787]

Lmao Matt discrediting covid then launching into an infomercial for grounding

[@mightywelsh2787]

@H K Matt is way funnier than Joe Rogan.

[@gusgus1816]

Discrediting "tha vid" really? He was saying that they hike the numbers. Obvious as hell to anyone whos lost someone to disease or other shit then get marked for c-v-d as their cause of death. Are u a "c-v-d believer" pfffft fart

[@gregoryorr11]

Yo Matt is doing big things with his men's cast . He looks like he's on point and look jacked , pause.... No homo

[@kaitienissley261]

Dude I saw the bread guy do an open mic in Harrisburg like 10 years ago. He was word for word ripping off mitch hedberg

[@TechVikingHunter]

Been listening to yalls podcast since I found shane and I'm so happy that I did. That little bit at the end about divorce was nice. I'm going through one right now and knowing the comics that I look up to were where I'm at helps

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

That sounds rough brother. Keep reaching out and be true to yourself. Take some time to treat yourself and start loving yourself.

[@TechVikingHunter]

@@Wiggles_vs._snuggles hey, thanks buddy. Will do.

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

@@TechVikingHunter anytime brother. It took me so long to get over my ex but I am absolutely stronger for it. I really believe there are enough fish in the sea for everyone, it just takes a long time to try them all

[@TechVikingHunter]

@@Wiggles_vs._snuggles thanks for the wise words. You keep doing you. The fact you stopped to say something speaks volumes to your character. Have an awesome day dude!

[@raramcgee4982]

Got divorced 5 years ago. Moved closer to my family, and a sick new job in a field... and got a steady girl now for 2 years. It gets better bud.

[@TBrady]

30:09 is what your here for.

[@Eli_B3000]

47:55 also

[@travisarmstrong3229]

11:01 Obama 30:10 nates apartment

[@jonnybravo4322]

damn shane was quick on this one with the racism jokes😂

[@TheworldengineBeeps]

Matt and Shane on fire rn

[@ericbowles6606]

Just go to 30:00 and listen to the greatest minute on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣 I literally laughed for days. To hear one of my favorite jokes in a casual conversation had me dying

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Matt’s so dope lol like the chillest funniest dawg ever with the exact type of bro science I enjoy. Shane is the negative charge to Matt’s positive. When I watch these 2 elections interact I feel grounded

[@bobbyludlam2475]

Thanks Matt and Shane and Nate

[@robbyrobot3303]

Matt starting to look like Reed Richards. I like the touch of gray on the sides

[@b0bbyz]

Eduard charlemont “the moorish chief” is the painting they’re talking about.

[@MasonSStarkey]

Thank you! I couldnt find it til now

[@andrewlaco1776]

Thank you, searching now brother.

[@893loses]

that "other people's shit" joke really got me good

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Had to pause I was laughing so hard

[@grantmorgan7474]

It's funny because they steal things

[@hobobum1216]

this cast reminds me of the old days good shit

[@tipShoots]

‘like who?!’ - shane ….. ‘Jesus !!’ - shane and matt 😭🤣🤣

[@evanmanochio]

44:30 Billy D Williams was the mayor in the first batman movie

[@Boabywankenobi]

30:18 - that is about as good a put down as I've heard on YT. This comes close to Colin Quinn on O&A's quip to Jim Norton who was giving an update on what he had coming up. Norton: "I'm going to be shooting something in Boston at the end of the month", Quinn: "....yourself, I hope"!

[@charlest5604]

Colin's back alley Tunisian knife fighter line to Anthony was also a killer

[@maxpetee1690]

@@charlest5604it’s like you were breathing in the air on a balcony in a South American dictatorship

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Matt's talk about grounding - he's talking about Ions not electrons. Barefoot life like I'm a caveman.

[@elias4493]

this is one of my favorite episodes

[@MattH-wg7ou]

29:20 Matt talking about "grounding" the body sounded like some classic Shaman mumbo jumbo, but the NIH National Library of Medicine has several studies and meta analyses of other studies that point to potentially some actual benefits. Interesting. I do always feel good after/during going to the beach or being barefoot outside, etc but theres a lot of potential confounding variables there lol.

[@ETHANR26]

most underrated comment

[@Smchalerhp]

“I’m worth $999,200… oh wait I forgot about the dog, call it a million” 😂😂😂

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Just downloaded this for the drive in a minute, so if you see a dark grey car swerving into the central reservation on the M6 northbound then just know it's me laughing my tits off.

[@johnsniff]

The best ep in a long time

[@themongorians]

I have Nate levels of anxiety and I understand this man

[@treehobo7585]

It took me half an oz of shrooms and 6 months to realize that the treasure map is supposed to look 3d.

[@Sethclement96]

hahahah no i don’t think it is bro 😂

[@josephbissett3386]

This podcast is better than church.

[@robbyrobot3303]

Easy there, kiddo. Say a rosary and get yourself to the confessional.

[@gavinmasterson7843]

True, you can do both bro. No excuses

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

Funniest bit was when they talked about southern Italy. I was cackling.

[@NZand]

Awesome to see one of my favorite all time musicians is a member of shat nation.

[@NunzioBustacucci]

Wyd girl

[@Tyler-gx7lz]

I need a drop in a song of Phil saying “Why would you do that?” on the next album please

[@CIABURNPIT]

My boys looking JAAAACKED

[@workinghands1344]

Looks like Matt hit up super cuts this week, with that fresh dew

[@newgamer85]

27:04 how does Matt start off with such a good grasp of science then totally go off track so far? Why would a met be better then your own feet for grounding purposes? Matt I have a bath grounding mat. To jump start the system take bath with a toaster while sitting on the Mat. Love the cast.

[@kevoseddo4064]

Sending a crazy person into a post office so you don’t have to deal with them is the funniest thing over heard in a while

[@meema844]

"Why would you do that?"😂

[@HenniganVideos]

On grounding, you could also just touch a doorknob

[@gusgus1816]

No

[@Sethclement96]

yeah no lol

[@lazylion420]

aw. Matt got his ears lowered.

[@Tuber0722]

I love hearing about Shane’s car sales stories 😂

[@JustAnotherHandl3]

Calling Nate the “dog girl simp” had me rolling for no reason 😂😂

[@Mouth17]

Hey! Billy Dee played Harvey Dent too! Show respect

[@balladofthebroken7569]

“He was rocking like a Soft 6” why is Matt so funny hahahah

[@concon4050]

Somehow I missed this episode what a rippa hell yeah

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Those heath the queef stories killed me

[@maikeru01]

10:57 Nate says "I'm not giving you an inch, bro." That was remarkably quick lol. I had to point it out because I don't think Matt and Shane even noticed it.

[@rollinwifdabigboys13]

To add onto the greatness of America that Shane was speaking off, there are 40 times as many millionaires as there are homeless people in the US

[@ETHANR26]

51 mil homeless 25 mil millionaires. tf are you talking about

[@empirenow6068]

That haircut looks jacked.

[@SatelliteSoundLab]

Hey, ex pipe fitter here, just wanted to add that being 'really cold and on speed' is actually pretty lit

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Lol

[@thedondaithi1304]

How much pipe ya fit? 👀

[@freespeechisdead1565]

Shane looks like he is always picked to be back seat of the tandem bike.

[@Blakesmusic72826]

I mean would you rather have a teenis on your back or be teenising a back??

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Lmao just pictured it 😂

[@mtgoxwall]

Grounding or Earthing is no joke! My bed is grounded ; ) Look up the grounding doco, this is very legit lads.

[@laurafromga5875]

Matt's looking good with that hair cut.

[@Spoodlewok]

Where is the clip of the paul mooney roast?

[@coolerman_13]

Shaman lookin SLICK with a new haircut

[@atomicswoosh]

Love the podcast... But can I please explain grounding? Because that scientology talk from Matt hurt

[@tibbiesbelanger4034]

4:06 I realize this is not Lamaire.

[@pureguy8572]

28:20 Damn, Shane called Matt's pre-diabetes

[@johnanthandoe1144]

Ol’ attack em while he’s not looking Nate

[@hughjainis8302]

Black guy on the podcast -- classic "I'm not racist" move. Love it!

[@billwilson9602]

kinda weird reaction to a white guy and a black guy being friends but okay

[@Bigmonto]

Nate is a black nerd with an old black mans mentality and it’s hilarious

[@blwnodaiy]

47:52 Shane’s fart wakes up Phil

[@v3listube]

Matt explaining that the body has "positive electrons" lmfao

[@taxesrtheft]

21:31 instant backfire

[@austenalbertson1173]

Barefooting!!!! Omg dude! That made me laugh so fucking hard dude! Holy shit!

[@BigRake516]

34:12 paused the podcast the check if my family owns a Thomas Kinkade painting. Can confirm I am white

[@DG-bi2yj]

How good is our God 😌

[@givezerofx]

Jackie Chan called he wants to talk to Shane

[@jjnolan7930]

Whatever you do , take what ever Matt says with a grain of rice

[@MrJustComp]

Positively charged electrons!? Hahaha

[@squidincsquid]

I'm Simple Jack

[@osurulez35]

Listening to Matt talk science is the best. “Positive electrons”… you mean protons bro?

[@sandworm9528]

Positrons baby

[@jsp7218]

HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD?

[@pwfortner]

McKusker solid in this ep

[@NunzioBustacucci]

He’s still gay

[@EVAASIVEOne]

33:10 I might throw up an airbrush of David Duke Real G

[@lithium]

Have a look for Don Barris' Ding Dong show if you want to see the cavalcade of batshit open micers idea, he's been doing it for over a decade

[@NodeEntry]

As a EE, Matt's AC mains grounding explanation sounds like the rambling of a schizophrenic. Same quality nonsense as that shungite stuff.

[@m.santillan7328]

Ha!! The air mattress talk got me.

[@redpalace2494]

I didn't watch it yet, but I'm I'm going to guess that Shane doesn't talk about his debate predictions.

[@malachinelson3913]

Was Matt a marine?

[@richardskeets6769]

More Nate

[@AJ-das]

Nate has the same laugh as Steve-O

[@JackieDamschroder]

Not as annoying tho

[@seanwieland9763]

30:10 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulfroelich1024]

Nate rocks because he seems fully nuts.

[@how775]

Psych ward swaggin

[@austyn369]

30:18 Joke…. Lmk your opinions

[@AnxiousStacker]

Makes sense to me 🤣

[@franktothemax]

Matt needs to go back to “the only thing that makes sense anymore is powerlifting and Jesus”

[@asiakey7311]

Funny takes on Billy D considering