Ep 423 - Young Slime League

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

plz guys dont ever sell out because you are heros...legends in the making, Shane your a true clown king, Matts no-Slime soccer chick either. cheers from Ottawa Cant-Ada.

[@wonder9292]

10 Likes, lmao

[@thedondaithi1304]

Heres a joke, what happens when ya get a cross between a Michael Jackson and an Arnold Shwarzengger? 😝

[@DREADPIRATE007]

Praise be

[@j.ballsdeep420]

Matt doing improv still while Shane doing arenas is fucked up but at least he's still accessible to the average public and ticket prices aren't arena level prices, so fans get the W there. Arenas are pretty fucking ridiculous for stand up, I'll just watch your special at that point, theater is the sweet spot IMHO; Dave still does smaller gigs but simply will do 3 shows in a night, 3 or 4 nights in a bigger metro like ours. Pretty fuckin sweet.

[@xbmpr]

The two moods of Shane: “Where we at, time-wise” “Lets switch to the paytch”

[@Jibrilpuff]

Turnin' into a big ole greedy slampig

[@Jibrilpuff]

Matt fucking rules I wish he was my dad

[@xbmpr]

No outside forces effect our great shaman

[@mrplow2843]

@@Jibrilpuff I mean it's only a dollar for the dawgz.... oh wait... Nevermind $$$$$$

[@jordandavid8653]

You no know Danny Devito!

[@jiminychristmas5218]

I’m watching this, home alone and I hear Matt start to say, “this podcast is literally better than silence.” Amen brother, amen

[@Gary81399]

I saw this episode, I said, “Wow…What a great episode”.

[@Max-zr7hr]

I've talked to all the best podcast experts and they all agree, this episode was great.

[@paynekaufmann403]

I said wow how great are our gods

[@seshnic8751]

WOW, what a great audience!

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

We have the best podcast! We have the highest ratings! I walked in here..I said..I can’t believe how high these ratings are!?!

[@TheFactoryDTX]

I walked in to these comments and I said, "Wow, that's a great episode"

[@jacksons7599]

Blessed be the Dawgz, thank you all for being here.

[@TrueLimitness]

Praise saint Rogey

[@Criesto137]

No, thank you, loyal dawg

[@Friendviews]

Loyal royal spiritual miracle dawgz

[@MrGarlandSnow]

The idea of rogan fans coming into the podcast bec of shane and finding matt is fucking hilarious to me

[@BurntHorns]

Lol Matt is an acquired taste, but once it clicks he’s the funniest dude on earth. Watching him on Rogies would be hilarious.

[@rekeembelac1684]

The rogansphere isn’t ready for Matt

[@ilhamn5869]

If Matt's in the zone his way with words is shamanic

[@kendalwiebe]

Matt changes lives

[@brennenconlee437]

I was this guy after Shane’s first rogies appearance. I now really only watch MSSP haha

[@Gnomey666]

It's shocking how addictive this podcast is to listen to.

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Stand up straight patriot, sounding gay as hell

[@patrickonline7993]

how great is our god?

[@DaveScottADV]

Almost as addictive as Lucy's delicious mango pouches

[@keatonhamilton_]

@@Henry-kv7zl didn’t know this pod audience was so light in the loafers

[@popefranco2710]

@@patrickonline7993 inshalla brethren

[@meepmaster12]

Shane trying to convince Matt that Gosling was a Nazi in The Notebook is one hell of way to start a podcast

[@TheRealMrMustache]

This cast has given me a lifetime of hilarious jokes that make no sense in all other contexts. Happy New Years dawgs

[@jibeson9145]

Exactly. I’ve laughed more at Cumtown and MSSP than anything else and find it almost impossible to explain bits to anyone.

[@zacharyalan4977]

What color cast did you get?

[@badchad2012]

I started listening to you guys around the 4th or 5th episode. We texted on Facebook a few times y'all talked about my garden and I even made some merch for Matt that he did not appreciate ! 😁 It has been pretty cool watching the entire journey from bean eating poor to where you are now. Love you guys, Chattanooga Chad

[@duckettmusic]

Chatt town represent, crazy to find another Chattahooligan in this podcast comment section

[@justintriplett6885]

Matt and Shane's Secret Podnews: 100% better than silence👌

[@brunodanner7777]

Is that a compliment?

[@enzolong9085]

Lmfao. Matts response to the angry patreon dawgz

[@LiteralApe]

@@enzolong9085 when was this?

[@danielboyle5966]

I’ll

[@SGFTI]

I dunno about 100%, but definitely at least like 10% better than silence.

[@enjoiskater3034]

"Damn dude, Do you think he scrambled on the cops a little?" - Matt Had me on the floor.

[@burningliquidsky]

The DAWGs have blessed us once again. SIUUUUUUUU

[@BboyCorrosive]

Shout out to the dawgs that'll have a heart attack and collapse into a birthday cake with a smile on their face

[@leeraines7821]

Making a pot roast waiting for Tarkov to download, this is a true blessing.

[@Okillydokilly69]

I’m roasting pot

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736]

Communist dystopian training simulator

[@TsmithJustin]

@M it's called college.

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Low and slow is the best way.

[@lazylion420]

collecting welfare like a true dawg

[@mhyrr999]

my favorite part about getting to these episodes early is seeing every single comment just praising god lmao. OUR GOD IS GOOD

[@bencousins7311]

preach

[@jamie0193]

Number one catholic/Muslim podcast on Patreon. Inshallah

[@ROWTONE]

thought i had a NRB (no reason boner) but it was actually my body letting me know there’s a new MSSP episode. perfectly reasonable, god bless

[@shelsd64]

Now I know why this keeps happening… a year later thanks tho

[@itzchittproductions]

Back for my weekly dose of the dawgz

[@Yawsuke]

“black men’s legs sticking out of cauldrons”at the kardashian house is killing me lmfaoo

[@planetruths]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@evangelionl0vr857]

“They can’t prove you’re not in a coma” lmaoooo love Matt.

[@AstroJenkins]

Lmao just catching him the second night taking a piss in the bathroom.

[@mikemel9718]

Dawgs I've got my two week old in my arms drinking mothers milk after a long day of demolition a 100 yo garage, to be replaced. It's a glorious day to share the cast with my heir.

[@rrchicken117]

Why you drinking your babies food? Animal.

[@Walrus286]

I wonder how the Tantalizer feels about the boy’s astounding success story.

[@Munchman333]

Tant is straight loungin right now blowin kisses on FaceTime as we speak

[@rafaelvazquez7465]

Need a “where are they now”. Include dog girl

[@bigol9223]

U know he stay tantalizing

[@possiblyentertaining2755]

We need another dawg roll call video, we’re over due

[@Poliswag7]

@@possiblyentertaining2755 that was a product of the pandemic I don’t think we’ll see that again unless we all get locked in our homes again lol

[@theliammoran27]

Old English is a banger shout out gard dawg for good music taste

[@JJEERRPP]

Our God is good. Inshallah brothers.

[@SARMS_KAT]

Inshallah

[@Meatfractals]

inshuuuuluuuuhhhh

[@davidpaul4716]

Word

[@Breathe4you.]

Bismallah

[@vitor3000]

Alhamdullilah

[@StrainCentral]

I shall accept this blessing from the Dawgz

[@williamreid7388]

Damn Josh wldnt have thought u to be a dawg hell yeah

[@donovanthomas9572]

Holy shit, so awesome to see you listen to them

[@nicholas7226]

Nate saying Ryan Gosling was Gerbles got me good lol

[@faust167]

32:40 - Love this bit. I live in the Midwest and after the first real snowfall every year people just gotta say something like, "Man, it's like people forget winter happens every year!"

[@pnwNoDig]

In hindsight Matt's summer plans included getting his nose destroyed while body boarding.

[@ryancarroll324]

Better than any Christmas gifts I got

[@nintendoROX121]

Y'all need to do another history ep but on the post-war Vietnamese criminal underground, you could do half an ep on Dai Cathay alone and he's just a small piece of the puzzle

[@thebubbclub]

wtf lol

[@nintendoROX121]

@@thebubbclub look into the dude I mentioned, his wikipedia page gave me a massive 'tism boner

[@scottschiess1440]

Kinda niche topic!

[@nintendoROX121]

@@scottschiess1440 so are the presidents save for like 10 of em

[@Max-zr7hr]

Sounds pretty dank actually, from his wiki : Đại and his gang were constantly involved in bloody fights with rival gang factions. On one occasion, while in the second district, because Đại refused to name members of his gang that had been involved in a fight, a group of uniformed police officers forced him to kneel on the ground and swallow a live cockroach in front of his crew, which Cathay vomited in disgust. Despite that, he still would not incriminate his fellow brothers and sisters. In face of such stubbornness, the police sent Đại to the Thủ Đức Juvenile Reformatory. These reformatory facilities' sole purpose however was to house kids until they became old enough to be conscripted into the military, earning them a reputation as a "birthplace of thugs". It was in these halls that Cathay later befriended some of his later comrades that would assist him during his reign of Saigon.

[@CrobsAdventures]

"I know I'm being gay about it" Shane Gillis This is true maturity from the illest Gillis!!!

[@tylerstrow811]

Tybalt is the illest Gillis! Have you seen his hole? 🙀

[@childsoIdier]

32:35 “are we getting chilly, what’s going on here? everything’s cold” I love you Matthew

[@globalchaos1984]

I heard it as Chili

[@mitch4753]

watched this podcast and then thought to myself "man that was a good podcast"

[@qwerty6574]

*In a slingblade voice "Hmmmm that was a good podcast"

[@OFWGKTAdontgiveafuck]

@@qwerty6574 w comment

[@genie3531]

I watched the podcast it was a good podcast, I said to myself, “wow this is a good podcast”

[@mushroomm2810]

🙌👌maybe the best podcast 👌🙌

[@MightyAmygdala]

Spencer Brown jersey in the back. Glad to see our Dawgz are becoming a part of Bills Mafia

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Hellyea so awesome

[@VilliamGaming]

Spencer Brown certified DAWG

[@charlieferrari]

Shane’s such a fucking traitor, birds forever! 😂

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

Mike Vic dog fighting bit had me in tears "we made it, were doing it big" 😂

[@yawnwithgusto4559]

30 seconds in and Shane's Bud Dwyer microphone suicide already has me rolling.

[@joshwalters3178]

yo vi este episodio, y yo dije “guau ¡qué gran episodio!”

[@mariosanders1861]

Next level

[@chlenz]

Guau !!!

[@gixch]

55:53 THIS podcast is INFINITELY better than science. No other show makes me legit change my mood if I see an episode uploaded and makes me happy for 1 hr GUARENTEED

[@TheGistwithJosh]

Glad to share some time with The Dawgz in the interim between CHRISTmas and New Years, feeling pretty zimmed guys keep it thigh and tight. I love you

[@gamewithsanity]

Just binge watched the Presidents series and am hoping for more content like that. Shane is awesome with any guest/co-host

[@bmthornell]

I thought those eps were boring. But Louis’ Knowledge about presidents was so vast it’s almost disturbing

[@TZD11111]

@@bmthornell listened to the full 4 hrs twice, loved the anecdotes about Churchill and also Nixon

[@gamewithsanity]

@@TZD11111 ah yes, that fat little nerd lord Churchill

[@slymarbo6324]

@@bmthornell very obvious skill issue (no disrespect to our lower iq dawgs)

[@bmthornell]

@@slymarbo6324 “skill issue” 🙄 that’s a PA….And me being bored by comedians talking about presidents for 4 hours on a comedy podcast is unrelated to IQ

[@CJfromMEXICO]

The dawgz are once again blessed on another Wednesday, all praise the shaman and young bull

[@headglue1155]

heart attack over the birthday cake with a big smile bit needs to be a g&k sketch !!!!!

[@Unemployedsmoker]

WHERE MY DAWGS AT?

[@tomtucker12]

"Break into my laundry and take my slime?!?!" I love this podcast

[@acetate909]

@13:28, An employee at a Whole Foods in Albuquerque was handing out samples of yogurt that he ejaculated into. A woman took a sample and realized what its was and called the cops. The employee got arrested and charged but I forgot the details of exactly what happened with the case. In his defense it was all organic so he wasn following the Whole Foods business model.

[@todd.howard]

the way they always say "mandatory personal endorsement" during ad reads always makes me laugh

[@nickg1743]

Fix fallout and Skyrim you soi boi

[@eno6712]

@@nickg1743 can't fix something he aimed to ruin

[@scumbagjesus999]

Make a new elder scrolls queer

[@AstralTranzient]

The girl's soccer team at my high school had shirts that said "Bury it deep!" with a picture of a ball going into the goal net. It was pretty funny. Plus they all had those soccer booties so it was like, "i'd bury it deep, alright." :D

[@eudaemxnia2481]

Just when we needed them the dawgs bless us with another sermon 🙏

[@redmenace166]

Things are looking up, the dawgs have returned.

[@earlymorningpodcast]

YSL=Young Stoner Life YSL x MSSP=Young Slime League

[@KrizpyKilla]

YSL = Young SLIME Life, not stoner.

[@icebergslim454]

emancipation barklimation might actually be the funniest thing said in history

[@ashleighingalls53]

Peak podcasting, I gotta use my kids make a wish to meet y’all

[@hmdproductions649]

Coming fresh off of telling my girl that the notebook stinks, glad to know the shaman agrees

[@sighndlease]

slime soccer ftw!!! matt’s always got the OG tags

[@mathematicformula1723]

The Emancipation BARK-clamation! Pure genius! This is why we tune in folks.

[@zamboslambo5243]

The perfect audio for making pickles

[@MrMaximum51]

Shoutout Guarddog always with the timestamps, keepin it real

[@ZMartinW]

The Dawgz bless us as we enter the next revolution.

[@Abraham-tx5sw]

Many years from now learned scholars will study these two sigma bros and realize it doesn't get better than emancipation barklamation

[@munkay_magickstudios8681]

"emancipation barklamation" they're evolving

[@top_gun2569]

This is the only podcast that I listen to over and over again each episode. I swear you need to play it through 2 or 3 times to absorb all of its glory.

[@413XAj0n3z]

I get what you mean but that can’t be good for your noggin

[@ChopChopChop111]

it’s like every time you watch it there’s new stuff you didn’t pick up before which makes it sm funnier

[@jjmusicfordummies]

Every episode is like a work of art to me. Lol you guys are great

[@scooter12e]

Shane reenacting bud Dwyer with the microphone made my day.

[@MelissaAnn420]

How blessed are we??

[@noahharrington8883]

Last dawging of 2022. Salt life for 2023 brothers

[@pacemusic]

I feel blessed. This is just what I needed

[@deem9370]

Whoa, what a great way to start my morning. I’m going to enjoy this while doing my routine. Hell yeah dawgs

[@stuartthomas94]

another blessed day dawgzzz 🙌

[@hubrisnxs2013]

Oh shit, should've known a dawg would say it first. I'm not jealous! Way to spread the word, brother

[@jaredhoughton7613]

Watching Shane's face as he goes from "haha, just a girl who loves soccer and sliiime" to "Hold up dude there's SO many of these" to "What the FUCK is this?", I'm just listening on repeat and my stomach HURTS from laughing so hard

[@wisterV]

Much respek to all the Dawgs, even those below the Mason-Dixon line. And that’s my Emancipation Broclamation!

[@greenpilltheory6649]

"We'll see" Is the absolute definition of Zen. Nice job, Master Gillrus. The Tokyo Partners are pleased / approve of this message.

[@mattmercer3661]

44:00 "That's the Johto leagues" 😂

[@wvhoipolloi7035]

How blessed be the dawgz, given a bountiful pod harvest this wondrous holiday season

[@Dirt_Merchant]

Another week, another blessing from the young bull and the god shot tripper. Inshallah brothers.

[@turk-money]

Matt and Shane I love this podcast and I love you two bros. Keep up the hustle, you guys are hilarious and awesome. Hugs and kisses from NYC.

[@IsaacGrenville]

The dawgs solo casts saved my life lol

[@davidcagle920]

How great is our god

[@bjbarry01]

Love the show boys. One thing that could take this to another level - add a screen we what you boys are looking at when on your phones.

[@jordanbyates]

Blessed be the dawgs

[@tbirds26hockey]

Like a pack of wild dawgs on a wounded animal, the dawgs gather for the pod

[@otakukid34]

The DAWGS have blessed us

[@arizonabillsmafialetsgobuf7220]

Man I love that I get to see that jersey after following the dawgz for years! It just seems like it's the year of the dawgz!

[@clubfoot5061]

who does the intros? Matt or Gardini? That shit is great

[@kmdudich]

P sure it garddawg

[@Ethiokarate1]

I didnt preform well today at work, I needed this! Salami Lake-Coon to the dawgz

[@boymangodsheetz5555]

De dawGs stay blessin’ 🙏😙🙏

[@rdel2007]

Emancipation Barklamation is next level

[@Taco_ocaT]

Can't wait for these two to watch the jre woth Jon berenthal next ep is gonna be lit....."you go bro"

[@jamesalexander8872]

Who is that guy anyway?

[@conchadeconchos]

getting drunk then high asf is so chill. just mellows me out like crazy

[@loadrumma]

0:37 HELL NAH I AINT 12 BUT IF I LIKE IT I COP IT

[@nathankrug8310]

The best Matt and Shane in a long time….and that ain’t hate on the others. This is just next level podcasting 😂😂😂😂 keep this shit up

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Wildwildwest

[@micahl8857]

45:30 A remarkable moment in history A legend was born

[@Jaxxsac]

I wasn't sure to watch this or the paytch first...

[@daddyjub2038]

Intro always on point. The dawgz bringing blessings each time

[@hubrisnxs2013]

We are blessed, fellow Dawgz

[@bernardoperales8710]

Haven’t had a pod this good in a while, please dawgs

[@michaelgarcia4802]

All blessed be the Dawgz.

[@DadsAnime]

I've never laughed out loud so much at a podcast. So good.

[@cmaoakes]

Gather Dawgs, and rejoice!

[@rodneynielson9784]

Love you Matt and Shane ! Thanks for all the yuks . Your the best