Ep 428 - 2 Coffee Shane : Business Genius

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

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[@AimlessQuotes]

He's gay in the game shane

[@nutty_tv2967]

Matt is the type of guy I'd look for to buy me 40's when I was 17.

[@captiinahab8118]

It was Matt or hobo everytime.

[@highcouncil8962]

Facts bro

[@Pratttty]

Isn't it crazy to think adults bought random kids alcohol when we were young haha I'd never buy any if some random kid asked me lol

[@trevordanowski7576]

​@@Prattttyit's cause you're gay

[@bennyburbs3462]

I hope to be such a man

[@charlesalexander1711]

Garddawg splicing all the ad reads right in between when Matt goes “I don’t wanna interrupt the program” a couple times in a row is hilarious

[@Kdog708]

Trying to find a good Pangea shirt is the final side quest

[@sweatyskinfolds1385]

Real bros on a quest for that Rodinia T-Shirt.

[@DerekOfRivia]

@@sweatyskinfolds1385 *Rhodesia

[@sweatyskinfolds1385]

@@DerekOfRivia Rodinia. Look it up brother. Tho Rhodesian Brushstroke camo is pretty sick ngl. 😘

[@MrMyplace7]

That little hat on Shane's large cranium is the MVP of this episode

[@williamf52222]

WAR MODE

[@charlesw7397]

Literally the bucket hat he got bullied by the goth guy for in Australia

[@Okillydokilly69]

Praise be to the dawgz , let this 432 hz anthem of wild Wild West drive away our sins and may Jesus fly with the berrrrrds . Amen yo.

[@matthewneubeck4421]

Amen yo

[@Coolasheck]

Amen 🙌

[@dawsonmorgeson5175]

AMEN 🙏

[@Vffhndsercchi]

Pangaea the band is awesome

[@Abraham-tx5sw]

Amen

[@Millor001]

"what is the speed limit for people" and asking if you can just go into a walmart and start sprinting are the type of hard hitting philosophical questions I cherish matt for so much. Now imagine you sprint into that walmart absolutely drenched, could you still get away with it?

[@Whystling_Byrd]

You'd definitely scare a couple old ladies, but no harm, no foul.

[@linusdn2777]

We should normalise running everywhere. Imagine how fit everyone would be...and how much we'd get done as a society

[@rakim126]

Sprinting soaked in Walmart. I'm in a hurry maam

[@willflint46]

@@linusdn2777exactly, we cut eachother off on the roads to get to a light 6 seconds quicker, imagine if we took that to greater heights on foot

[@hdjono3351]

@@linusdn2777sprint up into a bank and right up to the teller line, act completely normal

[@MisterRawgers]

When Shane talked about getting caught listening to those guys conversation at the restaurant I died 😂

[@xSuperCartmanx]

I had to put the video up just to see what Shane did ....I knew he was looking up Fuck I laughed hard man

[@ChristinaSimpson]

‘Dude, it’s the high speed lifestyle’ ‘What’s the speed limit for human?’ 😂

[@bobpaulson2934]

Just wanna give Shawn and Noah props for editing and making the videos look and sound great. You guys need the love too. Appreciate it!

[@davisbraun6456]

Shawn gardini the big superstar

[@AdamStarr816]

If you haven’t seen Gardini on dadmeat go watch it ASAP

[@duffharris9295]

Shane has almost fully transitioned into Uncle Buck.

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

🤣🤣

[@MadDawg420]

Shane spazzing on coffee is so relatable haha

[@ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098]

i smoked crack 4 minutes into a swimming center sauna once, planned on getting straight out after and hitting the showers but kept smoking, passed out after the 3rd exhalation and apparently got carried out 4 minutes later, clothed and barred by the manager. 8 minutes total, all time pb

[@doinksinthePM]

Username checks out.

[@MassiveToggaf]

Banned from ymca any % speedrun

[@kachow5830]

I never thought anyone would break the 10 minute barrier

[@trizmo289]

@52:25 Gay Bill WAS actually in the game, you can find male porno mags in his house and i think Ellie mentions it too. he never made out with anyone though lol

[@azarules69]

The first hint was that he's named Bill

[@daniellindsay5960]

And we found his husband frank hanging from a rope. Buncha notes to find about their relationship.

[@johnneate3648]

Yeah he was 100% gay in the game too

[@CatAndOrHatMan]

I was looking for this exact comment just to not be redundant....I didn't even know about the magazines...but he was for suuuuure gay without even that hint, I thought we all just knew that 😶

[@1Andrew187]

It does seem like something HBO would do so I get why Shane would make that assumption, but yeah Bill was gay. What an episode.

[@pizzaninja.]

I have a feeling ep 432 is gonna be extra blessed for the dawgs.

[@jamesalexander8872]

Not even acknowledged

[@UhhZane_]

It almost brings a tear to my eye hearing wild wild west..

[@angelotro]

You ever get that song gets stuck in your head and you get caught singing it? It's rough.

[@Sneezy_duck]

@@angelotro’UH …..dee-dee-deeEE’

[@jaytxa2791]

@@angelotro always dude I hate how fucking good that will smith song is 😂

[@angelotro]

@@jaytxa2791 Kinda makes you wanna slap Chris Rock, don't it?🤣

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

@@Sneezy_duck doo doo do dooo doo YEAAAAHHHH

[@DominicJToedt]

this is by far my favorite podcast, nothing even comes close. Dawgs rejoice

[@tbrwy]

Absolutely🤝

[@DukeGouliez]

It’s uncanny how Shane looks 11 feet tall in this episode

[@chadgrov]

they don’t call him the big kahuna for nothin

[@Howdilydoodely]

Killer Phil-dog is in the bluhhh shoutout the Gillis’

[@bickyboo7789]

Matt isn't even short, check out that picture of him and Shane with Saint Rogies. I literally thought he was a small guy until I saw that.

[@DukeGouliez]

@@bickyboo7789 the crazy part is Matt doesn’t look small compared to Shane. If you look at both of them in the whole pod they look similar in size, but focus on Shane and he’s fucking Andre the giant

[@Dempster316ijuststoleyourbird]

Very much like gandalf and frodos first meeting at the shire.

[@ThomasAndersonPhD]

"step-dads of Christmas past" is a fantastic McCuskerism

[@edwinsalinas5178]

No better morning than a morning blessed by the Dawgz wisdom. Praise be!

[@sdotmiller3511]

Alhamdulillah🙏🏾

[@Peached9]

Blessed evening here in Ireland. Ancestral home of the dawgs

[@gitgenKE]

Praise be

[@EloyGabriel_]

Drinking a beer listening to this ep at a bar waiting to meet up with a cougar Wish me luck dawgs, Godspeed

[@EloyGabriel_]

@Bu$$yButcher dawgy, I can feel ur blessing strengthening my shaman aura, amen

[@ElectricProductions2]

Perfect timing for me to listen to this before work is done

[@RG-tm7uq]

Yes dawg, same here

[@jaytxa2791]

@@RG-tm7uq truly a wonderful time

[@Ben-b9h1f]

#1 intro in the biz still, this is the best podcast on earth right now. You guys can’t fail, too big to fail. Saltlife 🤙🏽

[@mitchodamus]

Blessed art thou dawgz for receiving thine paytch so far before the regular ep

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Literally 2 minutes ago I finished watching Glassman and Fidance being silly geese, then I see this in my subscription feed. Life is good, dawgs.

[@Jibrilpuff]

🤏🏿

[@allthewhile5465]

Glassman is a good time

[@Nythingelse]

The elders have descended from their high thrones to grace our lowly souls

[@Dino_Medici]

Lol

[@YUNGFLEXER]

Our young souls

[@hunter_hult]

You can always rely on Matt to ask the real questions about life… how wet do you have to be before you’re considered drenched? What is the speed limit for human beings? Teenis or flopper? These are the answers we’re all looking for!

[@hunter_hult]

@dehydratedoddish pretty sure it’s just called drenched… but don’t quote me on that!

[@WilliamGemstone]

I hope Shane's girlfriend always makes him 2 coffees and cleans his Bugatti

[@Killdux11]

UnPROMPTED

[@blastbeetb.3045]

Imagine shooting a dawg with your last bullet.. and he stands there.. UNPHASED

[@OngoGablogian-ku8xn]

Just don’t let the top dawg go to Romania

[@jordanhenderson3812]

The Chevy cruze is tip top

[@andrewwilliams9887]

Boy friend that’s why he never shows him

[@DiSeAzZ]

“I don’t want them to hurt their bodies, I just want them to smoke crack and get beat by their boyfriends” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@briccs3830]

What a great day for a hot cast

[@dfeliciano02]

The fashion mogul conversation has me in tears🤣🤣🤣

[@braizramirez8286]

Nobody: Shane takes shrooms once : bucket hat

[@ajones5683]

Bucket hat is meaningless, the true indicator of a recent revelation is the tie dye Notre Dame tee.

[@hunter_hult]

That bucket hat was pretty dope tho!

[@matthewwhelpley8603]

Ladies Love Cool Shane

[@Whystling_Byrd]

It brings out his downs. I like it.

[@Crotalus_Adamanteus]

@@Whystling_Byrdmore like 🆙s ‼️

[@EldersInTraffic]

Blessed be the dawgz had a rough ass day but my spiritual healing is now commencing. Rejoice lads!

[@camerondale9412]

Yes! It was a hell of a day but it's done

[@rickymassey]

@@camerondale9412 me and you got the same middle name

[@camerondale9412]

@@rickymassey mine is n O'Malley

[@markr8690]

All the bros in the Brojahadine, have a good one.

[@5cent27]

Bosa and his “butt buddy” thing is hilarious 😂. You just laugh and say “yeah we had a rough year…. enjoy the game boys”.

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

Thank you for guiding us through todays sun cycle shaman and kahuna

[@charwest5892]

Totally tubular bro - el kahuna

[@MattttG3]

15:03 *Matty says “prize myself” when it’s supposed to be “pride myself” lol*

[@mattmcvey7]

Shane looks like he just got back from fishing with his grandpa

[@jimmyrustler8983]

He's dressed like he's about to be sodomized by two hillbillies after a banjo duel.

[@clydefrog203]

It does look like Michael Corleone just ordered his death on the lake.

[@gitgenKE]

Lol

[@CaleCoast]

Matt is proof you don't need real legs to be talented and just a great guy.

[@Chitownrubber]

He doesn’t have real legs?

[@Pratttty]

@@Chitownrubberprosthetic.. havnt you watched him on rogan when he takes them off?

[@nathanhaley1353]

No he has tens of thousands of ants in his pants that form legs to move him around.

[@Chitownrubber]

@@nathanhaley1353 the ants of course!

[@MattttG3]

The ants were a joke, he actually is the first neuralink human that had a full human donor give him two brand, spanking new joggers

[@karsonturpie1560]

King of the Hill is back! Matt and Shane special guests please!

[@MERKINMERICAN]

« What is the speed limit for people? » Nonchalantly one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while.

[@jeremygoddard6752]

4 days apart DAMNNN dawgs are cookin

[@jeremylugo5880]

The eating alone phoneless bit was ALL-TIME CLASSIC

[@anthonyzaso7277]

woke up saw the post notif and clicked thought guard dog would include kelce calling cincinnati’s mayor a jabroni

[@chriswarnick4893]

That was the gayest

[@paynekaufmann403]

Cant show any love the enemy

[@LifeRips]

Best podcast i watch! Love you guys y’all cheer me up on my bad days and make my good days even better so happy for Matt for getting on JRE and proud Shane let him have his moment and hang in the back that was awesome 😎

[@kattankarl]

x files rules, every ep is either cozy 90s tv show or its actually spooky and good, its a win win

[@RackBallington]

"DUDE...it was jeans & a Pangea T-shirt..." -best Mattism in a while 😂

[@WhiskeyRitalin]

The duo has made this Pittsburgh dawg an Iggles fan over the past 6 years. SODTAOE GO BIRDS!!!

[@Wellspring213]

Is George Washington’s ghost sitting in that chair in the background laughing with the dawgs? We may never know. It cannot be ruled out.

[@mandolorian162]

I had someone email my boss about a meme i shared... I work at a pizza shop 🤣

[@jacobgagnon1820]

Canceled

[@ricksgrandauditorium8790]

Thank yall. Best place to chill while life happens. Again, thanks

[@Dacist]

Love the podcast and have been binge-watching. I'm glad to see at least Matt has stayed true to his character!

[@lukewojdylo9241]

Kudos to Matt for going to a single singing lesson. Branch out and find your passion fruit man.

[@branden3102]

I straight squeak with excitement when I see a new episode.

[@jordanlange5689]

The day will come when it is no more. It happened with cumtown, Tim Dillon, History Hyenas. I think the dogs have some gas left in the tank, but it will happen.

[@JJEERRPP]

I don’t know is there’s a straight way to squeak

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@JJEERRPPonly if you’re straight…

[@Dan-sb2fb]

i giggle and squeal with glee while frolicking merrily with my pinwheel hat and striped trousers

[@MattttG3]

Squeak and squeal 🐖

[@Moo-zv3nz]

These likes to view ratios make no sense

[@adamjbruton]

The views are the girlfriends of the dawgs and they close it after 1 minute.

[@Shakeysmoker1]

Always agitated me lol. No way that many people didn't like the episode.

[@untitledperson1776]

Wish I was day drunk for this

[@jamesboulter7892]

I gotchu dawg.

[@snoreos]

@@jamesboulter7892 my man

[@PC-gs7pv]

I get pumped every time an episode comes out, and I hear that sweet WWW beat + cucumber fingers level video editing! Praise be to the dawgz.

[@brennenconlee437]

Damn was just watching the shaman jam the 432hz flute and this notification blesses my feed? Praise allah

[@paulfroelich1024]

Glad to hear Adam Friedland was in attendance, he was there on his lunch break.

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Also known as complaining and eating bagels and asking when dinner is

[@clueken13]

Don’t ever be a jester…😂I fucking love this podcast.

[@kim-jong-poon]

Now that Matt has ascended to a higher level and fulfilled the Saint Rogiez prophecy I move that the DAWGZ focus our collective mental energy towards manifesting a shaman cast with JP.

[@kagrenac7962]

War mode x Kent Hovind

[@roymakescomics]

So he can tell us all to slay dragons and make our beds..

[@BboyCorrosive]

Well it's kawmplicated

[@eduardoescobar1906]

Has Gillis done the Lex pod?

[@max-nh9qd]

Peterson sucks

[@No5elfCTRL]

Started watching the X files a while back. Legitimately a good show. Watched like 6 seasons of it

[@christiansky942]

13:42 Shane says Sunday like my grandma

[@qu175]

This comment popped up right before he said that on my playback lol sundey

[@markfrye3618]

Shane looks like he should be helping Steve Martin get back to his family for Thanksgiving.

[@ZatchBolski]

The small ween video is from the 2017-18 Eagles Super Bowl. Guy is an absolute legend. I hope he is doing okay nowadays

[@concon4050]

gotta go to work in a bit until 3am, I really should save this for later but I can't HELP MYSELF LETS HGOOOOOO

[@allmodesaregremlin]

Bro me too I’m on my last break now I’ve been watching on all of them😂

[@TurtleTheCrab]

I love how shane and gaurd dog are talking about hot chick's and Matt chimes in with something crazy like have you heard of the legend of Saint kuffbert. I love you guys! Haha

[@sambelyea678]

hungover on my day off God Bless the Shaman and the Dawgz for this one

[@joshuachirila9026]

The best part about this ep is finding out that there’s an opera singer out there crushing souls because they’re can only be one great singer lol

[@gavinmiller9856]

Matt and shane in phx this month. Dawgs are riled

[@chancegreenisdead]

many thanks for the free vocal cord strengthening exercise on us praise be 432 shaman 🙏

[@wallydude22]

I need an official War Mode bucket hat right now.

[@aleksc1824]

“I don’t eat fuckin like twice of my body weight in bugs every night, I have no excuse to be shitting this much.” 21:16 Probably made me laugh more than anything this episode.

[@scott1476]

Needed this today my dawgz

[@nathansimpson2363]

31:45 that slow zoom on Shane's face was one of the funniest things of EVER. Praise you Gard Dawg

[@crd88918]

running full speed on pangea is my idea of paradise… people don’t realize how much we have lost

[@athanprakas6718]

Blessed by the dawgz

[@Comedyfan68]

Just bought tickets to Matt’s show on Feb 16 and I’m so stoked!!! 😝

[@jacobgagnon1820]

How was it, honestly? Lol

[@chicogrande5516]

Yo Dawgz ….Matt you’re funny as fuck..Shane you’re funny as fuck…thanks for making my boring office job entertaining

[@1saylorr]

“he was kidding” 😭😭😭 1:13:03

[@wtfwasthat16]

Sport fans saying "we" when talking about "their" team never fails to make me laugh

[@Shrubchucker]

Well when you spend tens of thousands of dollars every year on season tickets, spend thousands and thousands of dollars and have a group of people that become part of your life you do start to feel like you're part of the team. Then your team up and leaves for LA and you realize it was never "we"

[@wtfwasthat16]

@@Shrubchucker sounds like a parasocial disorder. Just watch the games with friends and disassociate yourself from players. It's even worse when people try to live out their past life through players or even their kids, sad circumstances

[@lindboknifeandtool]

I put my city on the map

[@Bambam-]

​@@ShrubchuckerSounds like you going for the player, not the team my bro. But damn, who hurt you.

[@Whystling_Byrd]

You come to Baltimore and we will fuck you up. Flowers and Gay have got my back.

[@steveshafer5869]

LMAO where you chose to put the ad's was really funny. You guys are great!

[@frogjumper1506]

Those must be Shane’s prescription hi tops to keep them ankles safe

[@Daniel_B.]

I listen to you boys in the office and I love the pod and I think your both hilarious dudes. You guys are the bros 🤘. Definitely keep them coming 💯

[@EVAASIVEOne]

How the fuck am I catching these so early everytime Im rewatching old eps?? I must state my presence DAWGGGGGSSSS OUTTTTT

[@notbadforanoob8725]

You're manifesting, bro!

[@EVAASIVEOne]

@@notbadforanoob8725 refreshed on accident and the new upload was in my suggested videos, only 7 minutes young

[@superdoopercooper1962]

Lol Matt rife just figured out he’s a girl jester, now he’s trying to piss the girls off 😂

[@kurtchandler4588]

“I was full empty.” -Shane

[@rakim126]

Oxymoron

[@Poomanchu357]

​@@rakim126Don't call him that bro

[@astrofiz3138]

“ Maybe that’s what’s making kids hot “. Shane’s best comment so far 😅😂😂😂

[@wonjorden]

st rogies has nothin on this steamin hot cast god bless the dawgz

[@duhvn]

Listened to this during my run and had to turn it off cuz I was laughing so hard 🤣

[@Cqinz]

Dude showing tinus was classy af. He's not some barbarian with a huge hog.

[@antons6840]

The Pangea topic is so ill. Part that blows my mind is not only did the continents move around a ton, but their entire surfaces have complete churned over multiples times since then. The whole east coast as we know it today, was like 10 miles underground when we were still Pangead'd up.

[@rakim126]

Gea'd out planet was elite

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

This episode was very funny, both the boys have been on fine form. Kudos.

[@xtrachromyhomie9720]

I love this show so much

[@purritopoe4842]

Thought I hated podcasts until I found the dawgs. Now it’s like a religion

[@thecorparation1]

Shane’s kicks are 🔥 👟

[@swamptard]

Does anyone know what shoes these are

[@josephknowles124]

Just rewatching old pods waiting for Shane’s special to come out!!!!

[@Le_Petomane]

This is the only thing from stopping me committing the ultimate sin on myself.

[@rickybobby2789]

Splitting your teenis?

[@Stimros_halabad]

Don’t you dare 👀 He’s watching

[@Le_Petomane]

@@Stimros_halabad I might bro.

[@lovefool.99]

Me and my husband are seeing Matt doing stand up in 2 weeks! We are stoked!

[@xGSxAmAZyn]

After your going to change your name to 432 sh

[@pectoralcollege6199]

Nice of him to let you watch the pod

[@paulfroelich1024]

1:08:48 For Matt's line of the ep. Praises.