Ep 437 - We Got Guys

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See LEMIZZY in BOSTON @ www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-comedy-presents-lemaire-lee-tickets-549617479677 If you're in NYC go to shawns show at the stand @ wl.seetickets.us/event/DRIP/539269?afflky=TheStand

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

Yesssuuh we in disbich

[@Wilkins616]

Watching Shane come to the realization that he is indeed a Republican 😂

[@jordanjae]

The peewee football talk was so fucking funny

[@rubikquitous8482]

seein shane april 14th. Pumped.

[@ngonzales3781]

Shane is visibly swelled

[@markfrenzel4718]

Shane being a high school football coach at rock-bottom would be an epic Gilly & Keeves sketch.

[@aaronr2791]

They did this….

[@CaMzZoR]

Eastbound and down vibes

[@brianbird6552]

@@aaronr2791 not like he’s describing

[@RealBillyFanword]

He's literally Coach McGurk's more successful twin brother.

[@alexe831]

Definitely, I could see that as a sketch 😂

[@aircopulate2104]

always the best when it’s just the two goblins

[@kennethfocarino7075]

They can bring the goons… but what’s a goon to a goblin lol

[@georgefranklin8513]

Yes. Very true.

[@potatohead716]

Supa gremlins

[@georgefranklin8513]

@@potatohead716 Gemini twins

[@loganobrien8075]

​@@georgefranklin8513 Gremini twins.

[@joeboy024]

shout out to my depressed homies who only live for this pod

[@tom-ov6mw]

These hot casts keep the hot 5.56 out of my brain stem.

[@OurBlackFriend]

​@@tom-ov6mw Seeing that the Dawgz have dropped a new hot cast keeps the cold blue steel outta my mouth as well.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Sometimes my neck gets to itchin, and I think the only way I can fix it is a good bit of rope from a hiiiiigh ceiling. Then the Dawgz drop a new pod, and all is well.

[@kyw6779]

​@@tom-ov6mwlive from my mouth, this gun

[@BurnoutBushido]

Damn, get some help 😅

[@ResistTheGreatReset1984]

Dropping this at the same time Big Jay drops his special? You guys already beat him in basketball, Gardini. Jock bullies.

[@davidcagle920]

I love big jay and seen him live but you cant compete with the cast. Ill watch that dog bullshit later❤

[@cereal_thinker]

Pig Gay Oinkerson

[@resmarted]

I'll like it and give it a comment to support Big Jay, but that trailer made that thing look like dogshit and more of the same crowd work crap from him. No thanks.

[@YesNo-ty5eb]

Who names their special dog belly…

[@avi3020]

🤣🤣

[@ryanbeyer4659]

Gardini is always on point with the episode titles. Busted out laughing at "We Got Guys"

[@EloyGabriel_]

When the flute playzs.. the dawgs assemble. This is the way.

[@behar225]

This is the way.

[@cereal_thinker]

One day Matt will realise that Freud and Jung and all these mfers writing each other letters about theyre homosecual desires he should jam out with his boys thats why Rockstars are so enlightened and never have frug peoblems or commit suicide.

[@EloyGabriel_]

@@cereal_thinker legit bro haha, making music with the boys is the coolest homo erotic shit you could do 😂 real male bonding

[@alpharoo2581]

Dude it's 432 Hz

[@NotAfraid280]

This is the GAY

[@gregoryrelmore]

You ready to get dark? I'm currently caring for my terminal ill wife. Life is not good. I haven't laughed in a long time. The "I took my shirt off in front of the cheerleaders" run almost killed me. Thank you.

[@sugar_the_shaman3592]

I can't imagine what you're going through so I don't know what to say other than the dawgs will always be here for you. I'll pray for you man

[@kagrenac7962]

God bless you brother

[@TheChinxchin]

Gregory the dawgs got your back

[@TGDREED]

Stay strong brother!

[@kneetotheface]

dark dawg, may Fortuna ease your days

[@SnizzDogJenkins]

Just got news my dog has to be put to sleep. Thank you dawgz for coming thru when I needed y’all. Blessed be. Jesus wept

[@mylantadavis3092]

Shout out your dog.

[@jt5604]

Dawgs for dogs

[@idab6864]

Goodbye Frankie dawg

[@Closed4good0]

All Dawgz go to heaven brother

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Rest well sweet pupper

[@Reebonics]

Please do more casts with just the two of you. Guests are nice every now and then but we all come here for you guys. Much luhh.

[@humpty6838]

But we like it crowded

[@alexjones7043]

100%. I’m instantly a little disappointed when they have a guest on.

[@chancebrock289]

Besides the crew like Pope onconnor lamizzy six

[@onthiswater]

be grateful young king

[@kashifsingh791]

Lemaire is always welcome tho..but yes, I agree

[@isaachiatt8782]

Had "We got guys!" stuck in my head all week! 1:09:07

[@jracee1]

Bless you for the timestamp. 🙏

[@robgoose]

bro thank you for your service

[@dertmatyui]

Full. Speed.

[@TrillgataQ]

WE GOT GUYS TIMESTAMPING THE VIDEO

[@johnanthonymotherfckingfru8085]

"The most improbable comeback of all time!" "Ohhhh god bless those kids, I feel sick!!"

[@beamer7115]

Saw Shane perform last night with a lineup of LEGENDS and he easily was the best. It was unreal.

[@bmthornell]

Well that’s the Big Kahuna. Who would be better?

[@P_steez]

Dudeee I’m so jealous, I wanted to get tickets to one of his cali shows but they were gone instantaneously

[@chancegreenisdead]

did he to the turning into a republican / werewolf bit 😯

[@jprz3837]

With burr and dice that he posted on his insta stories? I saw those pics, must’ve been an amazing show

[@bigfishguy307]

Shows in Denver over the weekend were rad

[@Arcane808]

Shane on JRE: I have never been a bully Shane on MSSP: I bump into people on purpose HAHAHAHA

[@blackboxshoutcasting]

“I’m mad but I don’t know what’s going on” is the most Matt thing ever.

[@RC-hv1yx]

The last ~15 min of this had me laughing so hard I was crying. This conversation about coaches needs to be translated into Shane’s standup.

[@missyelliot6237]

Fucking same. I was dying.

[@clipsdaily101]

the puffy nipples and vinegar chips made me literally cry laughing

[@Mike_G737]

Every time y'all drop a new episode it's like poppin a perc 30

[@Ben-ut3jg]

That’s a big statement dawg. God bless the boyz

[@ETAisNOW]

*fentanyl pills that look like Roxy 30s because perc 30s never existed

[@ohiogrown140]

Only a few will ever realize the wisdom of this statement. Dawg shit

[@kirkthewilliams]

LEMORP LASHING OUT. This is Lemaire and Lemaire’s Secret Lemairecast now.

[@anusmcpenis1981]

lemeezus christ is risen

[@wisterV]

My man LeMorpheus is the #shockwave of #ShariaLaw

[@BowinHard]

dude when shane gets matt laughin so hard he cant breathe... the joy it brings me lmao. We got guys out here, being straight DAWGS!!

[@Timlareit]

“Imagine rollerblading a marathon in a he hate me jersey” - all time Matt quote

[@tkorreck]

I used to hear the “we got guys” speech weekly in football. That shit was fucking hilarious. Takes me back

[@Turb0Man14]

Wow what a great intro. I watched it and said "wow that's a great intro"

[@mellpear4773]

We came here because of Shane, We stay because of Matt! Love the dawgz! ❤

[@LivermooreJesse965ud]

As black women I live listening to the dawgz on my way to work. Their just so quirky and funny as I’m on my to my dental hygienist job ❤❤❤❤

[@sierrapepin]

Matt? lol

[@trip4923]

Are you a hive-minded collective of African American women?

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

Get it black Queen!

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

I thought dental hygienists were only allowed to listen to Dave Matthew's band?

[@jpphillips2748]

Hell yeah long beach in the house

[@aleskaresquivel4700]

Shoutout to McCuskies and Gillies for putting in work every week

[@brian6533]

Praise him, boys our worries and anxieties are gone for at least a podcasts' length

[@brandonmcclellan963]

Ah fuck I related to this comment too much

[@RC-hv1yx]

Paimon always delivers joy, knowledge, and good familiars. Look to the north dawgs

[@metallica72]

come back to this one often, one of the best. truly blessed

[@StoicDivinity]

Just got a lunch beej from the wife, now an episode from the Dawgz? What a glorious Wednesday afternoon

[@HitzThaDon]

IM BUSSINGGGGGG

[@GrrillaFinger]

She got a big bird?

[@Ben-ut3jg]

Lucky dawg

[@invntiv]

my brother in christ, you have become an ascended master

[@nemsimic]

fucking beast!!!

[@jasonyount6036]

I come back to this episode every so often. It’s a classic! 😂

[@cg5471]

Honestly It might be their funniest one. 🤣 that last 18 minutes had me cracking up.

[@JakeupHupert]

In Shane’s Moms voice: “shaaaaaane, shaaaaane, shaaaaaane, I’m gonna need a new special! Let’s get movin’!”

[@TrevorTrove]

I honestly keep coming back to the last 20 minutes they really got cookin

[@MolesPerLiter]

You know your dawg’s a true patriot when he’s Canadian but still tears up at the intro 🫡🫡🤘🤘🇨🇦🇺🇸

[@drrockso8000]

Actually slip and slid

[@tommyg5646]

Im loving this

[@nickpanacci3055]

Shane makes me wanna head south of the border and be a Patriot more and more every week

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

Picturing Matt getting a pop from a bus of school kids by flipping then the bird is hilarious

[@KenobiStark1]

This is seriously my favorite podcast, the dawgs, the boys, the good vibes, everything about this secret podcast is dope. And it’s a SECRET! Church of the Dawgs is in session

[@Thirstyplane55]

Damn I was literally watching an old cast while I was cleaning and this came out! We’ve been blessed!

[@CornyBum]

love listening to MSSP while cleaning

[@travisbrown2467]

Matt: He's got a school bus?!? Shane: Those are his lawyers 😂😅😂

[@ZMartinW]

Was just thumbing through some past pods, thank you dawgs. Have a blessed Easter weekend.

[@gavin2520]

One of the best intros in a long time. Blessed be the DAWGZ

[@roondog9965]

Shane holding onto lemaires phone like a teacher and problem child is amazing

[@tylerobiwanbusler]

This is one of my favorite pods that they’ve come out with. I come back and listen to this often. Blessed be the dawgz.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Just finished watching Shane's latest appearance on Kill Tony. It's crazy the levels of funny Shane and Matt achieve, as opposed to people who every other thing that comes out of their mouth is how AMAZING Austin Texas is.

[@napoleonbonerfart278]

As a northern patriot who has spent a few months down there, I can't say they're wrong. Besides the tropical ass gulf coast, its the dopest place I've been.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Get a passport

[@MatthewsGauss]

The shaman needs to be on kill Tony

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Everyone in the Rogansphere is painfully unfunny. Shane and Mark are his only funny friends

[@TheMensCurlingChamp]

Austin is the shitty comic capital of the world.

[@oxygenre1650]

The cast cures my depression

[@xdferocious6016]

the puffy nipple bit had me literally gasping for air 😂😂

[@johns1625]

I've been listening to past episode for days now. I'm diamonds for new episodes dude.

[@iamgates7679]

I must really rule to be surrounded with entertaining hilarious people for a living. Chuckles per minute must be off the chartsss

[@Chipsandsalsa183]

I'm addicted to the cast. I just relisten to them over and over again its nuts haha

[@b.samarripa1833]

I wonder if Gard Dawg has a pair of brass knuckles his uncle gave him

[@yohanscold2149]

I appreciate the intro vid’s becoming a recap of the past week’s funny events. Blessed be thy Dawgz

[@henryshaw296]

The “we got guys” was so freaking funny, and simultaneous gave me PTSD hahaha

[@jameslijewski5340]

Thank u so much you dropped this right when my hangover was at its peak im slamming Gatorade viibing with the boys recovering from the BLs

[@rjk778855]

Holy shit 😂 Shane going full high school football coach is amazing. That's gotta be a Gilly and Keeves skit

[@ijustworkhere2171]

Was going to quit my job (OR EXISTENCE) today, but feelin good after that football coach talk. To the paytch, les gooo!

[@georgeriginos7497]

Shane slowly covering the zyn during the lucy ad read😂😂😂😂

[@richkrupansky1339]

I never laughed so hard "imagine rollerblading a marathon in a He Hate Me jersey "😂😅

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

I don't know if Matt is simply a very relatable person or if I'm just insane

[@gettobythesea]

WE GOT GUYS!

[@timothy8214]

the whole high school coach bit had me rolling

[@WayPastWildPodcast]

Through good times and bad, you guys know how to keep things light and remind people like me that life isn't always as serious as it seems. Keep up the great work, signed, a fan for life.

[@tylergirbav2054]

Matt and Shane.. get the squad onto an It’s Always Sunny episode

[@saintfloydoffentanyl1489]

That show died, they should make the next Always Sunny instead

[@tylergirbav2054]

@@saintfloydoffentanyl1489 they will make Philadelphia great again

[@NotAfraid280]

Matt scheming with Charlie and Frank would be perfect lol, they try to sell dong wax or something’s

[@theboysllc3174]

Love when the dawgs drop during lunch break

[@marijumanji]

I know Shane has already done a football coach sketch but damn, that flashback to grade school trauma bit was cooking. Gilly and Keeper season 3, let's go.

[@s85593]

I'm getting on a flight in 20min. I need a new ep!!!!

[@tyherrmann2079]

I'm listening to this while watching my families barn and lively-hood burn down. Everything I've ever owned up until this point is now air in the atmosphere. I saved my dog and my cat. Thinking about the next big step in my life. Love the pod, keep 'em coming.

[@jpm199]

Brother that's terrible, how did you manage in these couple of months? Love from Argentina. Aguante hermanito

[@ThiccRick-st2te]

I’m glad you saved your cat and dog brother but I’m sorry for the loss as well. Hope you’re doing well now

[@hunteranfinsen6655]

The pee wee football talk is awesome. The progression of them talking shit on it to then being nostalgic and remembering their love for the game

[@benwerth5852]

The more Matt discloses his untethered belief in himself, the more I think we may be related😅

[@jordanjae]

You two truly are the funniest pair in comedy by far. I laugh so hard and often.

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

The last ten/fifteen minutes of this one are God Tier.

[@the_pantichrist2279]

6 times a day, I drop to my knees and I pray for an mssp ep to drop, shoutout to the most blest

[@j.d.7795]

It's Miller Time boys!

[@drrlification]

Matt's genuine laugh/cackle brings me so much joy

[@chandler9688]

Next podcast I want you guys to talk about peewee football for the entire podcast. Really was some exciting content

[@anthonyacosta7042]

Loved Shane so much in Denver! Sorry for going "WOOO" every time you sipped a bud light #GODBLESSTHEDAWGS

[@philoshinsky589]

We got guys on that field waiting for the next hot pod

[@Thephoenix233]

Best podcast session ever! Will live on forever. I listen to it all the time

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Bring us another feast of history cast!

[@AmericanLibra]

Shutting down Manhattan and showing up with a dozen SUVs is, in fact, a major league swag-out.

[@BadTitan1330]

Holy fuck end of this podcast had me in tears! Lol love you boys

[@ojeda5577]

Phil: " I got two hands.. pete and repeat " bahahhaahah

[@Okillydokilly69]

I knew Shane would give us the details on the women’s basketball drama

[@DeeloGoodquest]

I love how the squad comes in the corner of the screen every once in a while. Way to switch it up. Much love.

[@Dan.DD3]

Shane should do a comedy skit on being a highschool football coach

[@timelessteek561]

Matts got some the best analogies ive ever heard fr

[@PersonalGravity]

Matt had an existential breakdown that other people have thoughts

[@yohanscold2149]

@@emjay3066 You better not put that evil on mats Chitown marriage. That’s fucking girl shit

[@cereal_thinker]

Matt thinking peoples opinions are so coloured by propaganda is pretty hypocritical.

[@namedajuice9192]

​@cereal_thinker your thoughts are probably about large penises coming at you from all different angles

[@turkeysamwich00]

Dude holy shit you're the funhaus compilation guy. What's up bro?

[@PersonalGravity]

@@turkeysamwich00 My man! Now that the glory days of Funhaus are gone, I'm chilling with the dawgz.

[@jorgesantana3066]

Gettin to see the dawgs talk shop on this Thursday morning before work is bliss

[@SARMS_KAT]

Shout out the dawgs delaying the wipe watching this pod ❤

[@nicknormando4220]

Same bro, same

[@Big_Kahuna302]

The divine order of the DAWGZ has blessed us. Praised be unto paiman

[@philla_dutchmg9500]

A reading from the Prophet of Dawgs. Blessed be those who listen to this sweet pod. May your day be tight as hell. Love you maniacs

[@sherlockhomie4696]

Yall have the best intros, hands down. Hilarious every time. Undefeated

[@markfrenzel4718]

I had to pause the pod when Shane started into FB coach mode. I was hysterically laughing in the grocery store and I didn’t want people to think I was insane. Well done, boyz. Well done.

[@jacksonsalafia1427]

A blessed Wednesday for the Dawgs

[@attithompson3856]

The dawgs have blessed us.

[@co1nr]

Playing catchup on all these epiosdes and this is a classic

[@FavouriteStorage03]

1:09:22

[@michaelbeall1165]

Underrated comment

[@rockinrandy4428]

I think we needed this cast now, more than ever. Praise God and pass the Miller lites

[@jacobiwilson3887]

I'm so surprised and happy Lemaire knows his Dad!

[@jpm199]

Racist

[@julietdillon1224]

“This beds made out of particles” had me DYING omggg

[@EyeCyouP]

😮 So am I …. 🫠

[@percnowitzki94]

Took a long lunch and clocked back in for this blessing

[@DesertDawg4077]

I’ve watched the last 20min of this one everyday for the last 11 days

[@joeg4814]

Love the DAWGS

[@charlesalexander1711]

An absolutely classic cast. Blessed dawgz we are

[@placebo5466]

Blessings upon my fellow dawgs in this holy month.