Ep 519 - Percs and Caicos (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Matt Live in CLEVELAND / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Optimum Noctis Oct 1 At The Creek and The Cave ATX @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3iu0adxfcvlde9z7

[@ilikeyourshirt765]

MATT PLEASE SEE THIS, BECOME JESUS, LSD IS JUST A VISIT WITH JESUS, BUT TRUE LOVE IS BECOMING JESUS

[@Mr_Dopey]

PLEASE do a Gilly and Keeves ghetto supermarket sweep gameshow. PLEASE include Walgreens and Kam Patterson.

[@eplayswithelectricity3790]

Do you guys not have actual Facebook pages that are managed by your teams?? I'm trying to follow. I'm already subscribed to this. I love you guys😂💝

[@giverrr420]

One day mom and dad are going to get back together and everything’s going to be so sick

[@swiftvixxen]

my heart hurts dawg

[@giverrr420]

@@swiftvixxendivorced parents builds character. Plus, double Christmas

[@bkztru]

Fucking hilarious

[@user-bf3tv9sq9g]

NOT THE MOMMA!

[@InspectorButters4]

Worst part is we didn't even get the option to choose which parent we were staying with!!! Of course we'd pick Matt tho, bc he takes care of and looks out for the dawgs!! Shane "went out for cigs" about 2 months ago and just left us waiting on the front stoop 🤣

[@stoic9701]

3 uploads in 8 days. Thank you Lord, praise be the dawgz

[@NcHalfrican]

Dawgz eatin’

[@ModestestRUST]

@@NcHalfricanthere’s been absolute lack of Patreon, nah

[@JiggyNiqqa]

@@ModestestRUSTno upload two weeks

[@Hashashin_Fidayin]

The Gruel Trough is FULL Dawgs, GET IN HERE AND FEAST!

[@chrisrize21]

This is shit tho.. no shane. These boys are lame without the spark plug.. TFATK is almost better than this..

[@CrashWreckit92]

I’m at work and heard the dawg whistle coming in at 432 hertz blessed be thy dawgs

[@funnydonor9484]

That’s actually the brown note

[@CrashWreckit92]

@@funnydonor9484 I’m more of a red pill guy myself

[@ZeppelinPotts-kl2rb]

Amen at full resonance 🙏

[@thisisover241]

@@CrashWreckit92 Sometimes I look in the toilet and wonder if I'm eating red pills

[@nuvourldorda6084]

may the wheel of fortuna spin pon the dawgz!

[@daviddavis1322]

Pangaea T-shirt Matt = Tiger Woods Sunday red shirt energy

[@reinhard4207]

This is great but don't forget about the shirt that was just the shape of Pangaea and nothing else

[@DirtSpud]

​@@reinhard4207 class

[@stevensullivan1664]

I genuinely get upset when I don't see Mom (Shane) in the thumbnail, but I know he is in the streets grinding, plus Matt (Dad) lets me eat whatever I want and I can watch T-Porn without any judgement (Hypothetically)

[@BigTerpz]

Gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

[@zcl812]

That's in the past bro you know Dad thinks porn is sinful now

[@HitzThaDon]

No crumbs allowed bro wtaf that's NOT 432! Soft, sears magazine prawn or none

[@JS_89]

Daddy Matt will probably buy you a Hitachi wand if you ask nicely

[@RosinMan]

Nothing wrong with being a little q+

[@danteb.7524]

matt OR shane's secret podcast

[@clipsdaily101]

big dawg is busy filming tires. this is what we wanted

[@diggydowdiggydow]

​@@clipsdaily101 Tires is not funny at all. Watered-down, weak slop.

[@tracshaw7472]

@@diggydowdiggydowwho hurt you lol

[@upthera-v3r]

@@diggydowdiggydow hater

[@PLO902]

@@diggydowdiggydow as much as I love Shane I really don't like that show haha

[@coltoncogg9136]

Matt isn't lying about tipping. He coincidentally walked into a restaurant my friend worked at in Raleigh, NC the day after we saw him live. She recognized him and asked for a selfie. He tipped over 100%. Just a genuinely good dude.

[@theredrite]

Literally all I want is a Matt and Shane podcast on the Matt and Shane podcast.

[@westxranchin]

Early mornin shat nation!!!

[@ethangilman7061]

Hope you have a great day brother. Go get'em

[@sendtome157]

Up early so we can party late!

[@Cam_88]

I read that whilst pooping 😂

[@westxranchin]

@@ethangilman7061 ditto señor

[@gestefanobriones]

This is early for you boys 😂 Me and the lads have been up for hours

[@WizKhaliba]

Not having Matt and Shane on every pod together can be a bummer but getting more WARMODE and gerbz with o'conner is a win in my book

[@threewayhandshake712]

This

[@nobody-kp5co]

So Lemarie spends his time doing drugs and capsules at Shanes house, beautiful

[@clivity8718]

His name is Lemaire LEECH after all. Dude needs to grow the fk up, seriously.

[@JustTryingToYoutube]

You can tell Shane’s over it 😂

[@Prodbysomari]

It's like a reverse oj situation with a rich white media mogul and his voluptuous black pool boy

[@thejoe9065]

​@@JustTryingToKZbinHow is that? Let me guess, ull answer saying "cos shane has been gone for a while". Shane is in Pennsylvania filming Tires. Thats it.

[@PimpPhilth]

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[@jeremyweems4916]

Get Phillip Gillis on this show. Now.

[@iwantorbs]

So Matt can interview him?

[@ADPax10]

​@iwantorbs No, so LeMaire can

[@hewasagudboy9079]

They'll get your mom on the show before that happens.

[@rustincole_w1339]

Ever seen the video compilations of Philly Gillis and Shaner? They have so many views. Phil should start his own podcast just once a month. It would crush.

[@sativacation]

Go listen to the first episode over and over again and get your kicks.

[@abdulg4762]

I hope Matt protected his baby lady from finding another Caribbean Sir

[@funnydonor9484]

Matt you make approximately $200,000 per month. You need to tip those poor people and the island more than a “Couple Lincolns”. Do better buddy. You’re better than that

[@shagakhan9442]

​@funnydonor9484 the coconut king give those Lincolns freely I am sure

[@JS_89]

They asked for the $20 he had behind the $5 so they got nothing

[@funnydonor9484]

@@JS_89 is that from a movie?

[@MrSlayerboy99]

@@funnydonor9484gayest take possible. He nor anyone else is obligated to tip. Nobody should complain about free money…

[@ReefHeater]

Matt smoking cigars might unlock something powerful. Everyone should stay alert for a while until this situation stabilizes.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Powered by 20 cigars a day

[@jasperjasperjasperjasper]

guardawg being the superstar he is - it makes sense he took shane’s place permanently.

[@HunterSeesCreative]

No views and 30 likes? Dawgs done me proud.

[@BigShaneGillis]

You mean joo York?

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Got u brother

[@pizzaninja.]

The dawgs are always with you even though you may not see them 😎

[@dentonvisual]

Percs and Caicos 😂 greatest podcast episode name ever. Yes or yes?

[@paulfroelich1024]

No Fake Business over at MSSP for sure.

[@coryhueske5245]

For any paych boys, the $1 early bird membership has been reopened.

[@arrlos5163]

Thanks brother

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

I got one😂

[@rohitd6191]

gracias dawg

[@schmo49]

Good lookin out me bruddah Big ups

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

$1 is the only reason I still pay bc these guys are so rich I’d normally listen for free but I’m like it’s just a dollar it’s not with the hassle finding free uploads

[@zachmatthews9857]

Pangaea t-shirt AND the superstar Shawn Gardini? The Dawgs have been blessed

[@timberlowder3483]

Big shot gard dawg

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Amen

[@possumxl]

I’m about to eat Reese’s Puffs for the first time in over a decade and I get to listen to a new pod??? What a time to be alive.

[@GhoulCityOffline]

It seems the early bird gets the worm (pause)

[@mrbeefy604]

👁️🫦👁️

[@TylerDoughertySalmon]

The second mouse gets the cheese though 🎉🎉🎉

[@mahkev2000]

The third worm hates all of you

[@ZoochDiddyTV]

Gardini is nonstop with top grade comments, dude has me dieing on this one

[@RG-tm7uq]

He’s quite the superstar.

[@ReneyHernandez]

@@RG-tm7uq big superstar

[@cndngal27]

blessed to see Matt's not so secret podcast , but I can't help but call out "Shane?" like a cat/mom

[@alphonsekelly676]

"I have a melanated force field" 😂

[@yndj7742]

Early morning banger bless tha dawgs👌

[@alexgzbro101]

I started early morning shift and listened to Matt and Shane everyday. This is a blessing in disguise

[@JD_50]

Big ups ze Island Boi Matt McCuskyyyy BRAH BRAH BRAHHHh

[@ChefFonz]

Just got finished DJing a high school football game and the dawgs drop gem 💎 praise sweet baby Jesus

[@RandomT8]

It’s a good morning to be watching Matt’s Secret Black Podcast. Shout out to the dawgz.

[@CraigJonesFluffer]

Matt’s Secret Black Conservative Pod

[@bmcshane80]

First Gerbies, then Nate, plus sweet, sweet Garderini in the same week?! We are not worthy! PRAISE BE TO JAH!

[@StrainCentral]

Hard to complain about getting two Christmas’s

[@beagler4234]

Christmas and Kwanza you mean.

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

Hey it's you

[@cro3678]

😂

[@dillis2188]

I can't believe you guys managed to book Shawn Gardini again!

[@SerHuntsReviews]

Morning DAWGS

[@tau3457]

Good 00:20 Straya morning d oh double gee

[@buildfirst]

Sup

[@beaunash2112]

Eps. 514-519 are like the good ole days, loving it.

[@geofox9484]

6:12 I just got engaged and this type of honest bro talk that’s not like downing women just calling it how it is is really helpful for me

[@rosharma7443]

Why are you getting married?

[@rosharma7443]

Why are you getting married?

[@embracehorizons]

Fuck that "happy wife, happy life" bullshit. Happy spouse, happy house. You gotta be good too dude.

[@sideshow_sean4968]

The Pangaea shirt, a relic of the Old Testament

[@luckyfarr124]

Just three black conservatives talkin' shit.

[@jaredwillard3022]

Talkin sheeeit

[@Cobbido]

shutup

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Kangz

[@MoronicIndvidual]

Blessed to have this beautiful piece of commentary on my commute to the office this morning, our Shaman is so grateful. Blessed to all of the dogs

[@BigTerpz]

Definitely a sign to quit your meaningless slave job

[@t.g.humble3873]

Thank you bro!!! GOD BLESS MATT THE SHAMAN!!!!

[@Jeremy-dw2jt]

i love matt and shawn’s secrete podcast

[@RonJOlsonJr]

God bless Shane for making Matt get back comedy and god bless the both of them for their whole crew being in my algorithm

[@connorcheyne1091]

Its good to see that they're co parenting the cast well

[@wilsonwallace8755]

HOLY SHIT!!! Lamaire is looking great man that ozempic hitttin

[@peytonflanagan4389]

A fresh pod on a fresh morning, doesn’t get much better than this

[@johnhappee9852]

Matt and Shane’s separate podcast

[@daegiovanni5864]

I won't lie, Matt Or Shane's Secret podcast has been pretty great, lately!

[@jacobstathers8823]

On my plane to skankfest, wish I could see these beautiful dogs there

[@liamtaylor6078]

Nates on the lineup I believe

[@liamtaylor6078]

And guard dogg?

[@jacobstathers8823]

@@liamtaylor6078 I knew guard dawg would be there I didn’t know Nate was that’s hype. Matt’s not going though and that makes me sad, maybe Billy and spud will show up and make my day

[@aero4griff]

Mornings with the Shaman are a true blessing

[@justanotherbeanboy9038]

I got ptsd listening to Matt talk about living with the ex after the breakup. Went thru that shit last year, thought I’d entirely blocked it out but the memory has been unlocked. Good work coach. Where do I sign up for the Shaman’s MLM pyramid scheme life coaching class?

[@rvarnell9165]

Tommy Hilfiger was actually super stoked to have rappers wearing his gear. He partnered with different black artists. I used to believe the fake news until I saw video of him being super excited to work with some rapper.

[@Purp.Swerve]

Blessed are the dawwwgs on this fine morning 🙏

[@jordanbarnett7247]

A most gracious, early morning blessing for the dawgs. Praise be

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

I lived with my ex for two weeks after we broke up until she came home bad mouthing me and talking shit to me in MY house, so I called the cops and had her ass removed lol. You’re gonna learn today.

[@zbozau310]

Holy shit. Always listened on Spotify and just watched a video for the first time. Shane looks like he’s 55. God bless em.

[@remim6657]

Wakeing up to the dawg bowl full ?? Times are great gentleman

[@cheftoe_7368]

Ngl Wolverine as a play sounds lit.. all the dramatic plot points are there in his origin. Sombody should make that 😂

[@kylecritchelow965]

Matt, Deadpool and Wolverine most certainly did not flop.

[@Chris-w3k3h]

Shaman definitely seems like the type to get into some shenanigans outside the resort

[@paulanderson5621]

The dawgs are still asleep and the coffee is brewing as the sun is rising upon the horizon. Dawgs activate

[@BigTerpz]

Only in the flat trash wastelands of the midwest south and east. Worst parts of the country by a long shot

[@paulanderson5621]

@@BigTerpz not everyone can live in bumville with big terpz

[@harrisong3386]

Matt has that "I have bond money" energy in the airport 😂

[@mixterz1]

My go to podcast for Black news

[@dustinronholdt3821]

Matt and Shane, you guys got me through opiate withdrawal without wanting to leap into a tiger pit at the zoo. And for that, and your general awesomeness, I thank you😁.

[@TheDankKnight69]

Dawg is good. All the time!

[@llluka5965]

Buenos dias my fellow dogitos! We rise and shine; BLESSED!

[@NeatoBurito1973]

Praise be the dawgz, got a truck order I need to put up this morning. Glad to know I have something to help me power through

[@famerhacker]

can we go back to the days of gardini facing away from the camera?

[@samuelmosqueda8424]

Stumbling on a fresh out the oven cast is a unexpected sweet treat. Top o’ the morning to the dawggies

[@printisdead1983]

Inshalla my dawgs

[@AIExplainsYT]

The real dawgs know that Mattcasts are where it's at

[@gullo8410]

I love my dawgs, but $147 for Gillis at Wells Fargo coming up is blasphemy!

[@curlyfries9496]

Gouged?

[@blamayam]

Shane should sell direct to fans

[@OjSimp-hq9vz]

I could almost cry right now😢 And I get to listen to this otw to work! It’s DAWGY DAWG DAY

[@BigTerpz]

This is a sign to quit your meaningless slave job

[@RochesterisGarbage]

Who let the dawgs out this early. LFG 🐾

[@Justmakinganametoget]

For some reason, matt seems like the perfect spokesperson for blue chew. Because that last bit about not resting till every tent is pitched is something matt would say.

[@julianjohnson6399]

The dawgs herd together for the shaman 🫡

[@Doug.Dimmadome420]

That intro has me feeling so tropical at work dawgz 🌺🌴🍹

[@justinroth2938]

Call the Haitians up…AHAHAHAHA!!! Guard Dawg with the sneaker!!!

[@InspectahReese]

Exactly what I need before my 10 hour shift, praise be the Dawgz ❤️

[@ER-oc7xx]

The fact that Matt found a black woman named Brittney blows my mind, I didn't know they exist

[@Chumbus21]

I live in Naples, Florida and this cast saved my house from the hurricane. Praise Allah and all the dawgz.

[@SadDeath.]

29:09 999, r.i.p. the goat

[@metalface9463]

The Pangaea shirt haha. Brings us back to the old school days. Love it

[@dakotawilbanks5261]

The early bird praises allah

[@klashnekoff1990]

lol

[@iswearimvegeta8406]

Less than 5 minutes in, I’m living this currently. Staying strong dawgs

[@MattttG3]

*top of yee mornin to yee young bulls out there* May the end of the rainbow shine upon yee

[@bladerunnerr2624]

Praise the dawgs on this glorious day, we are truly blessed

[@geofox9484]

0:22 Matt and his lady looking great!

[@matguerra333]

The visual of a horse trailer w/Lemaire's head sticking out the back is funny af, if you're asking me. Horse trailers are funny. Horse must think it's magic.

[@champion6374]

Matt and shane have to be beefing you never see them together anymore

[@tau3457]

They still hate fucking on the dl

[@richardnock2198]

Nah dude Shane’s just in Philly going tires season 2

[@aidannelson6897]

This just isn’t true why create a false narrative

[@DAYDAYBEATZ]

geographically beefing

[@CraigJonesFluffer]

They are independently sequestering different sections of the nation for the sake of the fellowship

[@DR32000]

Wow, a new episode of my favorite podcast. What a wonderful day.

[@Ludlethh]

So unfortunate that instead of taking part in the world's greatest podcast, Shane would rather make the world's most mid sitcom that could've aired in 2005.

[@stillholding4975]

Seriously

[@bobthemadmonkey]

He wants that Netflix money. Plus it's paying the dawgs.

[@TangoMoonStar]

Tires will get better and will last longer legacy wise to the podcast if done right.

[@Ludlethh]

@@TangoMoonStar Nah, Netflix shows are arguably even more disposable than podcasts, which is saying something. The real thing that will "last" if anything will is the standup, but honestly even most standup tends to age like milk. Comedy shouldn't be concerned with legacy though imo, it's a time capsule of an era and rarely translates outside of it.

[@theartsyintuitive]

Yay 🙌 🎉happy to see Matt. And I'm going on week vacation to Hawaii, so excited.

[@adrianramirez-yn9zs]

I love seeing the vacation montage as I walk in to do drywall

[@OGM210]

Starting my day with a new MSSP? Yes plz!

[@kevinmash11]

Buds really appreciate the amount of content lately

[@jwcatalano3867]

Always love a good pod on a Thursday morning

[@wheelz_khalifa]

I don't know where my dawgs at... But I hope they're safe, can't wait to see y'all post soon..

[@ewarre22]

This is the power trio I’ve been waiting for

[@andrewf6111]

This is the only podcast where i can listen to a story of a foreign vacation and not be just livid. Wish it wasnt like that but i fuckin love you Matt.

[@HAMlLTON]

Glorious Matt spaz in the airport is what we are here for