Ep 543 - Spyder's Web

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

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[@Mr_Dopey]

Shane looks like he refers to spaghetti and meatballs as ethnic food.

[@BushMaster420circle]

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[@reesestefer]

Patreon?!?! Where it be?!!! If there’s one thing I hate more than gamer liars….

[@K3vinzis]

Shane don't say stuff "might not be true". Actually figure it out before saying it. They did give 20 million dollars to fund condoms in Gaza.. actually most of the shit you say is bs. Your history is even off. Where do you get your facts? What youtube channel do you get your history from

[@Lovvv]

"if you want" lmao

[@MessedUpBlackBelt]

I need shane sitting down and matt at the podium in the living room

[@SolidMikeP]

Matt bent over, regretting not being in a sofa the entire time.

[@Spankster.]

I agree but put Shane laying down on the couch

[@drrlification]

@@Spankster. sounds amazing. i think shane will complain behind the scenes 'cause he'll be fully in the shamans realm. i'd love to see it

[@alec6948]

Either side of a confessional wall would slap

[@Brahamilton]

@@Spankster. funniest idea, i want it now

[@FumbDuck99]

Big Kahuna definitely got another one of them Dominican haircuts

[@AngelGonzalez-do6rl]

😂

[@ffnovice7]

Jew uh lewk gewd

[@contento66]

He looks like Captain Keith from Deadliest Catch

[@jsmuve]

Your head is good

[@bryan89fowler]

Looks like he got dem brows on fleek too bruh 😂

[@gbus5575]

Don’t think we forgot about the podium Shane. Get up there

[@Theend4you]

He would die😂

[@joshusho9252]

Ikr Matt needs to force it on him

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

It would be sick

[@tyler1735]

his ankles might not make it lol.

[@SpicyJalapeno-dc8mo]

Shane wouldn't make it 5mn on the podium pod.

[@bennysaldana5272]

Matt and Shane sound like a divorced couple recounting their separate weekends with their children Lameezy and Guarddog

[@bencone3737]

As it should be, the 2 big dawgs back at it. No guests needed, I always come back for this dynamic right here.

[@Hashashin_Fidayin]

PODIUM, PODIUM, PODIUM!

[@Andy_Sidaris]

Emphasis on come

[@Wide-and-thick-farts]

Yo ur comment dumb tho

[@jackkilmore2666]

some would say cosmic balance

[@nickg1743]

Gay as hell

[@supermario6_1_9]

Lameezy using all those tix just for a legend of Zelda sword is priceless 😂

[@lilfattcatt7758]

a noble guardian needs his blade

[@GunsAnonymous]

inflation has affected the arcade prize shops HEAVILY. When i was a kid i always left with plentiful spoils. I helped my kids stack a ton of tickets recently (probably spent 200 dollars overall) and all they could afford was bottom shelf crap

[@sam_I_may_be]

I honestly might do the same given the situation 😅

[@tre1781]

@@GunsAnonymousskill issue /s

[@GunsAnonymous]

@@tre1781 nah bro, i helped em get a PILE of tickets. You just dont get the same buying power as you used to with the tickets. At least at the arcade we went to. To be fair thats the only arcade i've been to since i was a young lad.

[@harrisong3386]

We are gathered here today to praise the dawgs

[@jarnold1789]

Inshallah homie

[@ImThatGuyJosh]

Amen 🙏🏻

[@zaceasterday6785]

Praise the shaman and father Shane

[@vincebay1798]

All hail

[@Ignacio-r7c]

Amen 🙏

[@Chamomileable]

Shane rocking that Phil Gillis fit and cut. Ready to go coach some JV basketball.

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

WE GOT GUYS

[@ffnovice7]

Volunteer, baby!

[@jimsturt]

Shane looks like he's getting ready to play Richard Jewel in the sequel..

[@jasoncurry207]

Girls j.v

[@GrrillaFinger]

He's gotta start at the CYO level then work his way up

[@dylanlascelle3345]

“Is spyder taken yet?” Is so funny

[@TheAceOfOnes]

That was definitely a “oh I’ve never had a unique experience” moment 😂

[@B-RaDD]

14:04

[@QEsposito510]

Definitely spider with a ‘Y’

[@LRG53]

In the last episode, Druski tells Shane he needs to spend more money so he goes out and gets new shoes 😂

[@Nottim554]

Sheep shit 😂

[@JirehWong-p7k]

druski got cooked made me lose any respect i had for bro he sucks not to mention Diddy had him bustin it open

[@joeyschultz5978]

The longer we go without a Shane Podium Pod the more we will demand it 🐶💪

[@greyabraxas]

matt and shanes secret podium

[@Nidophis]

You know it's a bad haircut if you wear a hat for five days immediately after getting it cut.

[@21AdamA]

Has he said what happened it it? Lol

[@thebardo2542]

Hey man we’ve all had a bad haircut give him a break

[@chasefrost1401]

I have a feeling there's nothing there

[@dylanyewest534]

I think he either went all the way bald, or he got hair replacement and that’s why he missed Matt’s b day 😂

[@kja6336]

@@chasefrost1401you can see something there when he adjusts it

[@EastboundAndDowns]

We are so blessed to have Matt & Shane back together on a weekly basis again

[@andrewtregoning]

Our God is an awesome God

[@barkevvv]

"now this is podcasting!" - Anakin Skywalker

[@alexclarence4027]

I read it in Anakins voice

[@ffnovice7]

Based half meme referrer

[@21TaylorRIP]

I disliked to keep it at 69

[@JeffNigher88]

​@@21TaylorRIPwow so you are gay?

[@DESERTDOG730]

Thats a Star Wars Reference right? Love that stuff

[@bl00df4rt]

I'm glad Shane becoming insanely famous hasn't influenced him to hide those cables running out the back of his tv

[@flackoshotta]

Shift just started, zyn just packed, dawgs all united. Today is a good day.

[@hypno5690]

God is good

[@SmickyD]

Woof woof woof

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

don't use zyn, bro. Your gums deserve better

[@mattdrucker9077]

@@user-zw4wh1tm9xyeah smoke crack instead of

[@ULTRAVISTA.]

I second this. You can save 1,500$ a year not dipping and the price is only going up you know youd feel better without em @@user-zw4wh1tm9x

[@BarfyMan-sh3zf]

Looks like ole shaney went to his Dominican barber again

[@Chaka2225]

I have no joke listened to full episodes of this pod while hiding at work

[@jpvill4280]

It’s the intellectual titans of our time. They’ve come down their mountain of excellence to grace the DAWGS.

[@DDrrjj_j]

I've been waiting all week to Listen to two strong black conservative men

[@RobBigs-lu8bq]

LeBreezy lost at Tekken Tag to a little kid and picked the arcade cabinet up over his head and threatened to squash the kid and then started crying, and then ran out of the Dave and Busters through a wall.

[@tylerb1483]

I saw that shit, was wild

[@SuperBrett17]

Sitting down to eat, opening up youtube, and seeing a new sermon from the dawgz… no better feeling

[@Nidophis]

It comes out the same time every week.

[@SpencerMclain]

Dude the more that I listen to this pod, the more I see that Shane is the underdog of a gamer! Mans knows the gaming catalog.

[@thomaswaldron2159]

Let’s hit an RIP for Shane’s hair. It will be remembered

[@Rendall98]

The transplant has happened?!

[@brandonewoldt]

Your footage doesn’t looked washed out anymore, great job 😅 Love your show 🤘

[@markr8690]

Inshallah. The bros have popped into my house for tea and some scrumpets

[@Julian_LewisDig]

I have to work 11 hours. I wake up at three and I get off at four the whole entire day. I am smiling and laughing to myself having a great time because of these boys thank you so much for still doing the podcast. Please don’t stop anytime soon. also we need some night casts and some cideys

[@ryanoconnor9898]

1:04 is my new screensaver, thanks.

[@apaaaa]

A ninja and his new sword 🗡️

[@resmarted]

wallpaper

[@ernestoortiz8672]

I’m a sucker for ALL the subliminal things

[@Enigma95]

Gay.

[@jsteve3556]

Hahahahaha

[@dylanmccallum8439]

last hour at work and the dawgs have graced me with this, praise be

[@twinklesticks6585]

Matt and Shane’s dirty little secret podcast

[@matthewbonvillion8724]

Grew up in Austin. It's so funny and gratifying hearing blazer Lazer being praised. I wish Shane knew about it so he could ask about the treadmill rock wall bc I know somebody tried it and it was probably a funny story lol

[@BlastinRope]

its more intimate when its just us and not some social media random

[@caaaaaaaaa]

Make Shane go on the podium and keep Matt in a couch. He's earned it

[@Rob-zk3le]

Blessed to be here another week with you dawgz

[@skatinghippo366]

It’s gonna be hard to adapt to just the dawgs again after Druski brought such incredible wisdom and humour to the pod 😂

[@WKRP187]

I think we're just a little dumber after that but we can get it back with a couple of these pods

[@liamanthonyalanpearson3419]

I love that other time nothing has changed about Matt at all and Shane is just a bit slower sometimes but they’ve stayed as funny and as honest as they’ve always been. Total dawgs

[@sttyxx6270]

It's getting hard to ignore Shane's gay liberal side but I agree.

[@liamanthonyalanpearson3419]

@ he’s always had it and always said he’s had it and it barely ever comes out Matts way more gay never forget the phallic mother

[@britl6618]

Shane looks like a bald Luigi in the thumbnail....the plumber one

[@handydan6273]

I just installed 38 solar panels by myself. I needed this

[@MajorLH15]

Yea right dude.

[@hypno5690]

Yeah I just installed 39. Take a breather you deserve it, working hard.

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

@@handydan6273 bro, might I suggest you tune the audio to 432hz for maximal relaxing? Hertmaxxing = relaxmaxxing

[@goofverdinus165]

you got soft hands brother

[@seancomyn4610]

@@hypno5690 39? Guess we all start somewhere lil guy

[@Bradp7829]

Matt has had this same guy on as a guest for a few weeks now, really loving the chemistry here

[@ksleep5715]

10:17 old man knees got sick flex. Nice humble brag.

[@dkrueger85]

As someone who grew up in ATX and has had a birthday party at Blazer Lazer Tag, this makes me extremely happy.

[@AdNLB]

The offensively minor tweak to the colour grading is hilarious from Gard-dawg. Like watching in a sandstorm

[@Ryan_11990]

Imagine being able to play laser tag w/ Shane, Matt, & the crew! Raffling off this experience would be a perfect way to bring in donations to help support those affected by the fires & others in need!

[@ordinarypete]

#178 here and I gotta say; this is my 5th episode since subbing and guess I’m officially a DAWG now.

[@bhest...]

Lots to uncover the lore is endless

[@spencer120]

brother pete, welcome dawg

[@tym2083]

Oh dude.... Welcome

[@sensiponics]

A blessed 432hz to you brother

[@HiShane]

Psst! Over here 🙋‍♂️

[@johnb7794]

Matt has less than a general understanding of most things but he is still more confident about them than he should be

[@Nick.Yarbrough]

Y'all made my damn day with this one. Been sick all week, time for some MSSP, fire up a doob, and do some light yardwork.

[@ventxret]

livin life x

[@crewie94]

Waiting for Matt & Shane to actually cosplay as Space Marines in the style of "that" highlight channel I know you've seen in your recommends too.

[@ZatchBolski]

Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through Christ, Our Lord. Amen

[@tyehampton]

Dawgs, everyday is a blessing, everyday with Shane and Matt is a gift

[@foemonkey123]

all we need is matt and shane

[@dylanbacon1191]

REJOICE MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST

[@SucboyTony]

The Dawgz shall feast today.

[@ProphylacticGizzard]

Can confirm blazer tag is best laser tag

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Happy Lunar New Year fellow dawgs

[@Jakem763]

One thing I know is that when a plane nose dives into a black hawk in Washington DC, the pod still lives. RIP to the real ones

[@DavidBrowder-jm8zi]

Young jamie gardini pullin up facts.

[@Hedro82]

Talking about the Druski being scared of being canceled over words is great.

[@Jiu-JitsuJourney257]

Looks like Shane is hiding a shaved head under that hat lol

[@Geathers101]

Please tell Britt no one farted it was probably a party room that had cauliflower or broccoli as a snack that sat out for an hour 😅😂

[@SatireAttire]

Shane’s chin has grown in size exponentially

[@tq6892]

Cos he making ungodly riches every month baby

[@JeffNigher88]

He takes the dawgs love on the chin and in the face

[@mattsmith656]

when Lemaire said his name was spider I inhaled a piece of quesadilla I was eating from instantly dying of laughter

[@Robkyl3]

South side blazer lazer tag is full of nostalgic lore 🥲

[@odoylerules4503]

I saw matt take a dump in a P Terrys

[@jaredmercer392]

Matt keeps killing it with these guests

[@BooringBoo]

just got fired today, really needed the dawgs to cheer me up

[@mikewhite2085]

Sorry, BB. Hope the next job is better!

[@Rogerkonijntje]

May your tail wag again on a new opportunity, my daaag!

[@BigScrap4042]

Did you drop N.?

[@sequoiaroseofficial]

Matt talking about how crazy it is to hype yourself up online.... yet shane caught him doing that with their podcast early on in the itunes reviews.

[@tq6892]

He is literally a comedian

[@sequoiaroseofficial]

@tq6892 oh yes. He's hilarious.

[@ILoveTheseGoobers]

Bless this cast Shoutout Phil

[@goat69clover]

need him on the pod!!!! NOW!!!!!!

[@olliemunchies]

This is what we are here for dawgs!

[@HOWBAZARY]

All the glory belongs to Jesus Christ! Prayers for all the Dawgz.

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

@@HOWBAZARY JC might just be the greatest! Prayers up, homie! 🙏🏼

[@CoHu432]

I needed this mentally, and spiritually. Protect these men.

[@sushisoundsdank]

Nothing like eating a chicken bake in the Costco parking lot on break and you see a new ep drop. Thanks fellas. Have a blessed day dawg nation

[@WuhSuhDood]

I'm gay but there's too many comments so no one will ever know

[@ENCrook]

We’ve always known

[@imjohn3980]

we all know

[@gregbeck906]

Sorry man.

[@iiwakesii]

30 seconds and 3 likes already😆

[@kekcentral]

kek

[@CaviesPWN]

Elon absolutely lied about path of exile 2.

[@PhoRealWilliams]

I need Shane behind the podium

[@xXHIDDENCAM0Xx]

Praise the dawgs for uploading this right before my hour drive to work

[@MIKEHANCHO817]

Safe travels big dawg

[@jaypers232]

Shane refuses to take the podium.

[@JL35811]

Blessed are we, for this, our weekly grool. May the dawgz be blessed by our Lord. May Gardini reign on high as the superstar. Amen!

[@matthewthompson9649]

Lemaire around that ticket counter movin like an invasive species

[@673AWSF]

Matt took them to laser tag. Shane took them to WWF. Incredible.

[@bya5077]

We want the podiums back

[@bossHogOG]

Nah that shit sucks

[@1Melkah]

The dawgs came through mid work day, had to log out and coast the rest of the shift. Good looks fellas!

[@UncleBt]

Sam Tallent's Wide World 3 debuts tonight fellow dawgs very good travel show

[@blaketurner7989]

I've been waiting!!

[@bradenporterfield257]

Gardini saying “got me feeling nicey” 😂

[@swamptard]

Pod dropped on my 26th birthday what a blessing

[@tylersell7781]

Pod dropped day after my 35th birthday. Also a 🙌 blessing

[@chanic4621]

Knocking out a spreadsheet so I can chill and play my Nintendo DS all Friday and this is just what I needed.

[@SmickyD]

We got an old school dawg over here!

[@Nidophis]

​@@SmickyD I'd assume broke not old.

[@InspectorButters4]

@ 36:40 "Lep in the hood here to do no good"....... 😂😂 Best Lep quote was the one with Ice T, "ah a friend with weed is a friend indeed!" Lmao

[@LRRYFSHRMN]

Dad’s home, Mom and the kids thriving. Truly heartwarming.

[@Nidophis]

Sad

[@rosskaske6357]

unsettling comment.

[@Waitimthebadguy]

I was worried about my weekday having a lack of a leader from a strong black household. I have been blessed.

[@KB024]

Shout out to the Big Dawg for calling for freeing Palestine on Kill Tony the other night. No more neocon trash my guys, we past that now.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Color lookin much better on the vids, well done Hardpini

[@jwbuckley]

Take this episode and drink from it. Do this in memory of the dawgs.

[@HOTTPOCKETS18]

Druski roasting Shane’s shoes last podcast and there being multiple shoe boxes in the back ground 🧐

[@cadenlong9819]

Blessed

[@TheCarsonJohnnyShow]

Wings, ribeye and vodka. Came home with it. Dawgs uploaded a new funny and I’m fired up bro

[@TrulyNowhereMan]

You can tell Shane's girl has moved in by the sheer amount of candles in the frame.

[@joseureste8257]

Gotta get that lemaire stank out of it lol

[@grantgruwell3391]

Praise be a new cast was needed desperately

[@hjv7121]

Every time I hear the starting sound to this podcast, my face lights up with a smile and a flood of dopamine washes in 😂

[@thurstiy9912]

who knew chemical warfare was an option in laser tag

[@CCitis]

See you tomorrow big dawg

[@calebstaskunas2077]

The dawgs needed this one right now