Ep. 69 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss FaceTime etiquette, Spanish history, Derek DelGaudio's "In & Of Itself," "ZeroZeroZero," "The Apology Line" podcast, the world's best pizza, and L.A.'s homelessness issue. They call wheelchair rugby player Mark Zupan and "Man v. Food" host Adam Richman to have them weigh in on some pressing issues.
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[@anthonyyyy2858]

You guys need to give Brent a hilarious fake ad read. Guaranteed he doesn't figure it out until everyone is dying laughing

[@blainebrown8824]

More people need to like this so we can make it happen. Great fucking idea. Maybe an ad for a Owen Grey anatomically correct doll....

[@emilykatsman7838]

Yes omgggg

[@apethae1]

Do it on a Manscaped pro-level nose picker.

[@TheNeonNinja]

I volunteer to make and maintain a functioning prank website domain if needed lol

[@waynethegreat23]

@@blainebrown8824 just keep doing them all different stuff start at first making them sound real

[@S1X_Bucks]

Remember when Bert said dumb people shouldn't read. Now look at him, balls deep in history. Lol

[@S1X_Bucks]

@@RobertC4991 lol. Ya. But he did mention reading up on that guy in SA also. He's starting to dip his toes in these "words without noises" things.

[@ElbowsUnique]

He is proving his point.

[@chasekryger2541]

@@S1X_Bucks mm milkma

[@chasekryger2541]

@@ElbowsUnique mmm

[@tyedie297]

Mmmmmmm

[@ManyTriangles]

Bert’s contact list in his phone never stops impressing me.

[@xz683]

Snoop was the best one

[@connorlombre2386]

Nobody: Bert every episode: “we should call....”

[@kdk9460]

Unplanned and expects mfs to answer😭😭😂

[@tactikiller]

“I’m gonna FaceTime”. I don’t even like it when my wife FaceTime’s me.

[@jdowell2009]

I've never heard someone use the term obsessed and know virtually nothing about the subject.

[@agrother]

Take a drink everytime he mentions he's "obsessed". Nice knowing you!

[@calholli]

Half of the podcast was about joe's comment, which we have no idea what he said. lol.. wtf

[@Spookybetts]

The enthusiasm he has for the topic is so genuine but the amount of information his brain has absorbed is shocking. Big Golden Retriever energy.

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

Matt McCusker it’s all he does and that’s why we love him. Matt and Shane’s secret pod boys

[@claytron4679]

Yeah really! Comparing people who protested/stormed the capital to Stalin?! For spending so much time in school, he sure is an idiot. Or maybe he is still trying to shake off that University brainwashing...

[@dustystephens7387]

Bert reminds me of when Micheal Scott burns his foot then brings in the guy in the wheel chair because “they’re the same” 🤣🤣

[@Tacit_Tern]

Same same

[@KingYahtzee]

Lol literally watched that episode last night

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

“No don’t sent Dwight!”

[@dustystephens7387]

“I like to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon, sue me!”

[@bigfattim6491]

"No I didn't tell Jan you cooked your Foot."

[@MichaelSmith-eg4bb]

Feels like a Drunk History episode every time Bart talks about something from the past

[@platypuss1410]

I am so jealous. I wish I had half the excitement for anything that Bert has for everything. He gets so excited about stuff its awesome.

[@willdraco125]

Bert “if I could catch a wolf I’d fuck it” Chrysler

[@brady9911]

Watch out Michelle

[@JAmdeFDefJam]

This one’s definitely top 5 of all time

[@lassilandstrom1321]

BRUCE CHESTER

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Bryce kractles?

[@nathanmiller9918]

He would get his face eaten off...

[@ahernandez223]

“I don’t know what that means”... proceeds to pick his nose and ignore what is being taught

[@prismmike1720]

“No one in America knew about pizza until the 50’s, search up when the first Taco Bell started” “1962” “Ok so pizza started in 1962”-burt cresslir

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

*Bort Chrysler*

[@Sf4life1216]

Bert is like a kid who grew up in a coma and is experiencing everything for the first time.

[@andrewaszman1292]

That was funny when Tom said it

[@bri3_medina22]

Hilarious 😆 how

[@wincocinco12]

Well if u think about it , in a way, his party life with booze and food,was a coma in the sence that when ur body is recovering, It tends to feel like a mental fog that makes ur memory garbage and when u combine that with burt's impulsivity and intense energy, but then again if you factor in his micky mammel gene it's all adds up haha 😆

[@SynchronicitySequence]

@@wincocinco12 I am in the same situation. It is actually amazing... as long as you can turn around in time. Sorta like Steve-O, Charlie Sheen, Ozzy Osborne...etc etc

[@chobblegobbler2536]

and he also thinks that if he (Bert) hasn’t heard of or experienced something himself that everyone else in the world hasn’t either

[@Mastro716]

Tom trying to teach Bert English: Tom: "We have a whole vocabulary" Bert: "Have you ever tried to pick your nose and push the booger further up your nose?"

[@naomimat8827]

Listening to brent’s extravagant plans to lose weight trips me out because he really only has to stop eating and drinking like Peter Griffin 😂

[@shrutefarms4741]

100% and do something other than run on th treadmill since his body gets no real challenge from this.

[@brettcarpenter1448]

but when he runs every night, Bart drinks two bottles of "healthy" wine...

[@logand5292]

@@brettcarpenter1448 I mean, it does have “Fit” in the name so it must help you become physically fit... so the more the better... that’s how these things work, right?

[@816aidan]

@@logand5292 I think you just cracked the code on how he justifies drinking a bottle of wine on the treadmill.

[@smorc65]

Everyone always talks about his alcoholism, but the real dark horse contender is the binge eating.

[@giraffeasaurus8643]

When Tom said , “I mean we have a whole vocabulary”...I’m dead lmao

[@nunya9068]

Just when I thought Brent schooling Tim on Peruvian history was a douche move, Burnt starts yelling for Nadav to read his mind about pizza places in Rome

[@sneakygarbage469]

FaceTime without a text first is pretty aggressive.

[@tgbeam]

Seriously. There was once someone that exclusively tried video calling me on Facebook every time even though it always got ignored. It's crazy people shit

[@stuarcari]

Yeah I hate it all the time and dont even do it with my best friends who have seen me in all kinds of states (mentally and physically lol), I just don't like it for some reason. It feels like extra effort or something. Text or voice call me please....video calls need an appointment and plenty of notice. Its fine for catching up with friends/family who you never get to see, but why do you need to video call to ask if I'm going to the pub tomorrow or to talk about whats happened in the 36 hours since I saw you last.

[@jakenorris6189]

Especially when you're in the bath.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Such an asshole move, of course Bert would do that

[@sativarosegold3604]

People are triggered by anything these days. Can't even take regular phone calls like adults

[@Tacit_Tern]

BERT.... walking on a treadmill while drinking wine doesn't count as running.

[@John_Guice]

Yeah, that's still just walking. Running on a treadmill while drinking wine does count as running though, since it's running.

[@mechanicalhippo493]

@@John_Guice Totally , and it counts as drinking. I respect the.multi taking personally.

[@noprob364]

Wait he's not going for 2000miles of drinking in one year?

[@BirdOfHermes8381]

It doesn't?! Fuck!!

[@tap4610]

I've literally watched all JRE eps pre spotify, and none after. Bert, I feel you!

[@DJMixxwell]

Cookie? 🍪

[@jasoncallow6151]

I've given up like 3 times on Joe but he recently had The Undertaker, Freddie Gibbs and Dustin Porier on and they're decent

[@DJMixxwell]

@@jasoncallow6151 where’s your podcast?

[@rodney9837]

Yeah I love his podcast, I try and keep up on spotify but I've never used spotify before so it's kind of hard to keep up. The undertaker episode was awesome though!

[@PoeJeter]

same :/

[@josh3301]

Bruce: "I'm zero for zero on facetimes" after trying TWO facetimes.

[@youvebeenmilked2893]

yeah those were both zeros

[@gracegood1356]

we are only two minutes in and bart is already trying to give a celebrity a call

[@shadowpawn12]

Yeah watching Brent on his phone or telling someone to look something up isn't that entertaining.

[@Fock12]

And talking about running/exercising

[@bencastagno5676]

Worse than Russell Peters

[@missoctober8859]

I think I have some sort of phone anxiety or something, hate watching people call others on podcasts.

[@no-Just_Ice]

“Friday night is always pizza night, and I order enough so every night after is pizza night.” I think this may be the smartest thing Bruce will ever say

[@RoyalReyna]

My mom and us used to do that growing up. We'd order enough to have leftovers for a few days after

[@uriah9638]

@@HaiBeast well you guys didnt "smash" the pizza if you had leftovers

[@RandysDirtyBurger]

@@HaiBeast no you didn’t

[@SammyEddie]

I’m jealous of Bert’s level of excitement over a show. He seems to love life!

[@IcyBloodFyre]

Burt: Goes on a rant about how books and history is biased, slanted in the favour of the ones writing it "And I do wonder if this is an original thought Tony: just looks at camera and makes jim face

[@samp.5111]

martin freeman face*

[@AD-df5tm]

Bert thinks everything is some brilliant epiphany when really it's something everyone else figures out in like 6th grade. Haha.

[@n8archy121]

This whole podcast is about Bert learning anything for the first time in his entire life.

[@taylorfausett177]

I love it! I really did die laughing! TY

[@tattben1207]

Or bad ideas that Bert has that Tom like ya that shouldn’t be a problem, ya do it. With a devious smile. Lol love it.

[@dexraikkonen7]

Who?.. Pizzarro?.. How come of he did all that I've never heard of him?

[@TheMontague0403]

And calling people that don’t answer lol

[@n8archy121]

@@dexraikkonen7 No i meant anything in general at all

[@kris1103]

Been listening to Brice talk about losing weight for about 3 years now. He's worse than the women in my office on a permanent diet but never making a dent in the problem.

[@snipz113]

My favorite thing in the world is being mean as shit to fat people and then telling them I used to be fat when they call me out. It’s like what? You’re really going to tell me it can’t be done when I’m living prof in front of you???

[@eduardlaser96]

@@snipz113 Wow you are not the only one who has lost a lot of weight (myself included) but why do some people still have to rub it into other people's faces. Just shut the f. up. You are not superior or better than someone else

[@Nihyre]

@@snipz113 cool guy 🎸

[@RiamuBerru]

@@snipz113 i bet ur fun at parties

[@hermessanchez7955]

Lol he's literally "better" than the people who dont lose weight and get healthier....thats how that works. If a I do ten more pull ups then I'm better than someone who did less. Thats how quantifying works

[@BahnYahd]

Can’t wait to listen to Tom one day on this show

[@emmaking6121]

Does anyone else immediately fast forward the video as soon as Bert pulls out his phone to call someone?

[@thatkid385]

Burt: "So FaceTime is pretty aggressive?" Tom looks over and realizes Burts actually asking him a question Tom: "Yeah!"

[@D_Trade]

And then proceeds to hold his phone so damn close to his face, while picking his nose, it gets even more aggressive lol

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

Mark zupan is such an awesome guy. Tom was feeling bad but zupan was not offended at all

[@patpatpatpatsquire]

The episodes with Sickles, Dillon and Bobby Lee are nothing but a distant memory at this point.

[@colosseo7827]

I watch Sickle Cell's episode once every other week, no exaggeration.

[@connorgoldman2845]

sickler on here is maybe my favorite podcast ever

[@papishampoo7892]

Jesus Christ bret, can you let Tim talk. jesus

[@brianharris7990]

This episode was rough for me. There was like half an hour where he didn’t stop talking and didn’t get out a single full thought without cutting himself off.

[@LeaveAhNah]

I’m so glad to see it wasn’t just me

[@codyscholes5465]

Exactly!! And it’s every podcast too he just interrupts the world like he’s the funniest person alive and all it does is piss me off!

[@lazarus8447]

His constant "Lets Call" like goddamn man...

[@FrothiTheMan]

If you've listened to alot of Tom and bert apart and together you understand Tom is a well kept person and bert is very out going and talks more when he's nervous. They both are best friends and they have there own dynamic. When Tom, Bert or any of the guys COCO or Rogan or Ari they will speak its just how they vibe with each other. If you got out more and had a dynamic with friends you'd see people have certain dynamics with people.

[@ENCrook]

“I’m not gonna have a WOMAN tell ME...” good start!!! 😂

[@teeguner]

AND SHES A RED HEAD?! FUCK THAT!

[@dirtmatt]

How’d you skip over Bert saying “when you wake up and sit down to pee” 😂

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

🤣🤣🤣

[@colinharrington5303]

I caught that too and was waiting for Timmy to call him on it. What a wasted opportunity.

[@CankleCankle]

I sit down to pee, I don’t see why it’s frowned upon. It’s more efficient than standing there and peeing.

[@dirtmatt]

@@CankleCankle for sure not more efficient, the energy to squat down and back up. You heard Bart say he can’t do it after working out, so obviously it’s harder than just standing there. The argument you’re looking for is about it being frowned upon, not efficiency

[@ryanogden5635]

Came to the comments to find this.

[@brynziegeman4203]

I bet Bert used to throw himself down the stairs when his parents weren’t giving him enough attention.

[@edmondmacadamattheschool4026]

who's bert?

[@brynziegeman4203]

@@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 the fat racist one

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

@@brynziegeman4203 you mean Bort Chrysler?

[@edmondmacadamattheschool4026]

@@brynziegeman4203 ohhh you mean Burnt?

[@brynziegeman4203]

@@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 ya I meant barf christmas

[@dougstevens2292]

Lmao, dec. 11 I had an accident at work, I fell through a painted over fiberglass panel at a warehouse we bought to flip. Went 32ft. To concrete and broke my spine in 8 places and broke 6 ribs, collapsed a lung and had to embolize my spleen, and it knocked me out for half a day. When I heard about toms injury in the hospital I felt terrible bc I’m a huge fan, but won’t lie I was stoked to keep up with his recovery while I healed up, something to relate to while stuck in a chair all day 😂 felt like a contest. It’s been keeping me going and I’m getting back to walking around and feeling “normal”. Didn’t shit for 7 days in the hospital 😐 felt his ass there! Need to check these two off my live stand up checklist already

[@jmo4874]

Burnt krytsler is the only guy that works out 5 days a week and cant lose 10lbs

[@firstnamelastname180]

Well he buys like 5 pizzas from dominoes 5 from pizza hut, drinks wine on the treadmill and drinks koolaid instead of water soooo, input/output

[@hermessanchez7955]

Because its a lie...like most shit that comes out his mouth

[@CaptainFUTmerica]

@@hermessanchez7955 I don’t think he’s lying but he doesn’t eat or take care of himself well

[@hermessanchez7955]

@@CaptainFUTmerica well, they go hand in hand. If I drink a fifth on friday I'm not running saturday morning and I'm not a 50 year old overweight alcoholic with delusions of having a made up gene. He's either lying about how much he drinks and eats or about bow much he runs...safe to say which it is 😆

[@iosif4619]

He lies a lot...

[@gimmethejuice7305]

I like how Bert tells Zolo to look up something he can't even remember and gets mad when he gives him only like 2 slight clues and gets annoyed when he can't find it within 2 seconds

[@xxgoodyxx100]

Listenin to bert try and tell either nadav or the new guy to look up something on youtube pisses me off so much like holy shit relax😂😂😂

[@Tha1leeG]

Where’s Nadav??

[@supafun33]

@@Tha1leeG He's dead bro

[@jakecoop562]

@@Tha1leeG you dont know ?

[@KenPOTchi1645]

@@Tha1leeG Garth got ahold of him. Where are the bodies Garth?

[@juancastaneda5702]

Bert's energy was off the charts today! Great Pod! Adam was amazing x 4!

[@mfariestx]

18 years in college and Brent still doesn’t understand history.

[@LuiBC3]

To be fair, in 20 something years of being alive, i learned more about colonialism in my one semester of Spanish for native speakers class in my junior year of high school and John Leguizamo's latin history for morons than i ever did in highschool/college. He got pretty close to a real realization about history when he was talking about not being able to trust history books.

[@aegisraven1284]

@@LuiBC3 exactly. Even today people blame whites for glabal slavery when it was the Spanish Portuguese and Africans that ran it all lmfao

[@chobblegobbler2536]

Florida college tho

[@ogpapabless9777]

Seeing Bert learn big words and pick his nose is how to start the day

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Umm and he ate the booger 33:23

[@FredrickFreaker]

@@RolandSpecialSauce I wouldn’t expect any less

[@Phi1618033]

Bert gets so excited about learning basic high school history facts.

[@abidesthedood3490]

Bert “Interrupts Tom to Lie” Kreischer

[@wayneclark2899]

They've got Lee! I know that voice!

[@robertosierra1784]

Listening to Bart try to string a sentence together and getting all the facts wrong really makes my jeans all low and loose.

[@MrZack4life]

There’s days where I just can’t handle Brett’s urge to interrupt Tim’s train of thought

[@ezradickey505]

Right, especially when you are actually interested in what Tom is TRYING to say and BOOM it's gone. Drives me nuts sometimes, haha!

[@camdaniels3750]

yeah it was super super bad this podcast, i love these dudes but burnt kimsher almost made me turn it off

[@Genious.]

@@ezradickey505 One HUNDRED percent

[@elizabethmccleary7331]

Then don’t listen to it it’s been the same now for 69 episodes

[@Genious.]

@@elizabethmccleary7331 Good point.

[@Mikequitscomedy]

I really appreciate and understand Tom's vagueness when recommending In & Of Itself to Bert.

[@grilletjesus]

That moment you listen to Barto talk about history you studied in Venezuela and Butcher names and facts, never thought it would happen in a hundred years. :')

[@taylorfausett177]

Barto! Well played!

[@devonrogers236]

Praying to see my girl Jen Ann on this episode 🙏🏽

[@puffythefam4225]

Lmao

[@robertjackson6056]

It will be a while if it happens at all.

[@1992Bwhite]

You mean Rachel...

[@TXUSMADE001]

I was so stoked when I saw that post the other day 🙏

[@cs1899]

@ScAnDeLeZ check out Bruce’s IG stories

[@dvdrocks43]

Bert describing himself as a meathead is the most delusional thing I've heard in a while lmao

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Everything he says is the most delusional shiiit I've ever heard.

[@tedthepoet]

I thought he was saying the voice in his head is such a meathead.

[@MikeEDavis]

Yoooo Brent is so athletic he drinks wine on the treadmill. That is pure fitness dedication. If one glass of wine is good for your heart he has the most beast heart in the world!

[@MrMaximum51]

@@tedthepoet That's what he said, people just love to hate

[@abidesthedood3490]

Roland - he truly is the weakest link - just a liar - fucked up thing is he steals other peoples lies...he’s worse than Carlos MenSTEALIA

[@jimbo281202]

In And Of Itself is absolutely brilliant. So glad Tom shouted it out

[@stephen32frazier]

Bert's constant requesting irrelevant google's and calling people for no reason really wastes a lot of time lol, I'm starting to question if I really like Bruce..

[@simonmorgan225]

Homophobic maybe?

[@RoyalReyna]

I like the phone calls, but idk why they keep letting him talk about historical events and documentaries knowing damn well that most of it is horrificly retold

[@davidpaul2797]

I agree, but he drudged up some gold with that Adam Richmond call

[@davidrampone]

I started questioning that a month ago or two. I now watch like 1 maybe 2 episodes a month. Even then I can never make it ask the way through.

[@blakeleyhudson]

I need a podcast of just Tom telling stories about messing with his kids 😂

[@AudibleVisibIe]

U up?

[@adippinghippo]

Does anybody else think it's hilarious that Bert feels like he's so well informed that if he hadn't heard of a thing then it must not be famous in any way

[@rangleski3695]

Dude lives in his own Bart made echo chamber.

[@stikeleathert6147]

Lol He kills me when he tries to talk about politics, but you can tell his only source was watching CNN for 20-30 min. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@janpavel1441]

Bert definitely acts like a 12 year old who just discovered Wikipedia

[@ahnikareavis2540]

that may come from insecurity from an event or person that traumatized him from childhood. be mindful, please

[@adippinghippo]

@@ahnikareavis2540 Oh He's fine, if Bert got called out in person he'd laugh and agree. Probably call himself broken because of it and go on without thinking twice on the comment. Everybody appreciates your concern for their emotional well being, really. However I wasn't being insensitive, and I believe people are stronger than maybe you give them credit for. If what I said was cause for concern to somebody's mental state then that individual certainly wouldn't have made it this far in the pubic eye/internet existence game and because of that I wouldn't have used the language with them that I did when concerning Bert. :) again we all appreciate your concern but it is misplaced here.

[@specialkate374]

Never thought I’d say this but....I’m so with Bert on falling asleep to conversations I can’t understand. Tommy’s Spanish podcasts are the absolute BEST for this.

[@bigpictureguys8415]

That 15 minute diatribe by Bruce about the best pizza he's ever eaten was suuuuuuuuper worth it, definitely suuuuuuuuppppperrrrrrr funny. Oh and the dominos/pizza hut conversation was suuuuuuuuupppppperrrrrrrrr interesting.

[@jamesgantleyandrade1093]

42:55 Can't get over the way Bruce pronounces "World War One" as a toddler - Wor Wor Wone

[@MD-px6oe]

"You said da Arhh wood"

[@KikiBee19]

Bert trying to explain historical events that he’s heard about is like Joey from friends talking about the one encyclopedia that he bought. Knows a little about a little

[@manuelbrambila9891]

Hahaha. He dominated the letter V though

[@edmondmacadamattheschool4026]

wait whos bert?

[@kwon7754]

Normally the amount of times Bruce interrupts Tim doesn’t phase me but this episode got to me

[@lowellmartens6135]

I haven't seen a Rogan podcast since he went to Spotify.

[@J509d]

Same

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Watched a couple, the video quality is off the charts but without the comment section it’s kinda boring

[@taylorgoetz7604]

Haunted

[@ChuckDella]

Outside of Bert's wife, the answer rate on these impromptu phone calls is about 5%.

[@travis8106]

Whoever confirms this is a legitimate god. Especially since the podcast is newish enough to go through the entire archive.

[@wiggityp]

Nah, they get plenty of answers. Literally, this episode, the wheelchair dude answered. Almost every episode is a call with someone who answers.

[@ChuckDella]

@@wiggityp Plenty don't answer as well.

[@DavisD814]

“I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of a guy, just, could walk around but couldnt use the top of him.” Fair enough, Bruce. That is hilarious. 😂😂

[@mae_lemon4241]

Thanks for the recommendation. "In and of itself" was really captivating and I really needed to watch that today.

[@watchinboats]

But what does it mean?

[@Drbadass2014]

Wait... at 21:00 did Bert just admit that he sits down to pee...? 😂

[@dannyb20vtec28]

Hahah holy shit!

[@blainebrown8824]

Every time Bert has a fraction of an idea / thought he's like the super excited dog when his owner finally gets home

[@JohnnyGingy]

Facts and you know he even pisses on your rug

[@Mikemikemike13579]

💯 can’t believe Bert said the restaurant “Dar Poeta” in Rome. This is my FAVORITE pizzeria ever... and they make the best calzones too.

[@travis8106]

Im planning on going to Rome sometime soon. I'll mark that down brother

[@littlefrog9553]

Turns out he was talking about Tonda, though.

[@CurtMudgeon]

What a beautiful transition at 48:52 !

[@aaronschultz7382]

"I can call a paraphalegic" And he Does! And it's Zupan! I've had that doc in my dvd library forever! Awesome Dude!

[@bigbrodylan421]

Bert: “I don’t like idolising certain statements” Also Bert: The hardest I ever laughed was (insert comedian’s bit)

[@Mattyguy88]

I had to walk out of my office I was laughing so hard about bert thinking he was paralyzed from the waist up 🤔

[@VENOM_kills]

You know what Bert loves? Saying the word love.

[@creteoxford203]

Bert was having a moment reading that Ritual ad 😆. But it made me remember Ritual so... good job.

[@zac4137]

“That girls not paraplegic, she’s just not moving”

[@JesusHComedy]

She turns me into a telescope.

[@H223Tommy]

Tom: *Talking about difficult recovery from breaking entire body* Bert: "One of my favorite things on the new iPhone..."

[@jojomargogo]

“Two Fucks do Nothing”😂😂

[@vitamind2387]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Bert thought Diego Cataño was Adrian Grenier?

[@couchlocknews]

Welcome to episode 69 boys

[@austinsmith2808]

Nice

[@therealgreatkudo]

Nice

[@dumbdumbdougie]

Nice

[@0xteknogeek]

Nice

[@TylerP823]

Nice

[@logand5292]

Bart’s transition between badly recounting history and the Titans being the oldest NFL team gave me mental whiplash

[@wheresalexander1993]

I love history and listening to anything involving history so I really love it when you guys get going on a good topic! 👍Do it more often!

[@MrJayehawk]

"I gotta be honest with you; I'm having a hard time with the whole Spotify thing" - Burnt Chrysler. You're not alone there, buddy.

[@sabloff]

Love the show guys, but honestly, Burt talking about his workouts for over 30 minutes is neither high nor tight. Super boring. Tom really needs to dangle something shiny in front of him to lead him down a different path of discussion.

[@guyterrifico8293]

i agree, we get it- bert runs .. cool , move on

[@C.Y.123]

Agreed

[@janpavel1441]

hundred percent

[@zaneyoung6129]

This is true, but this podcast is so great because these guys are two comedians who are genuinely friends, Tom being interested and keeping up with Bert’s physical condition is interesting to me at least and pretty wholesome!

[@nathanh49]

Bert should not be allowed to talk politics.. sometimes I can't believe he's paid to speak for a living lol. And he is one of my favorite comics!

[@sandiasurfers3174]

God loves dummies and drunks...He's got both going for him

[@downforwardlight]

Another wonderful episode of Googling Bert's Stream of Consciousness. Not sure what was more aggressive, the unsolicited Facetime attempts or Bert barking stray thoughts for Zolo to search.

[@wheresalexander1993]

I always look forward to seeing Bert's hat of the week for the episode 🤙

[@SatanSupimpa]

Tom should show up to an episode wearing a hair unit. Bert would freak out.

[@jssytvrs]

But it's not fake yo he just buzzed it didn't you hear the episode after 🤣🤣🤣

[@staynielherbayn657]

Wearing a hair unit? You mean grow his luscious locks out again?

[@EXRICHEX]

Anyone else notice Tom's patience for Brunt's stupidity wear thin in this podcast? lol

[@StonyTable]

After having to be patient for a few dozen episodes worth of Burnt talking, it would wear thin on the best of us.

[@RoyalReyna]

He just accepts that theres no getting through to him, the best he can do is hope to hear some wild and stupid shit and get a laugh out of it cause god knows he wont get to share any of his own opinions

[@stevedub8035]

As a guy with a strong fitted hat game... Bruce's hat game strong as well... respect

[@eddiepark7305]

This was an awesome cast. "I am entertained". Both you guys look great; whatever you guys are doing is WORKING. Keep it up and thank you guys.

[@eblocker1016]

So many tangents i dont think a single thought was finished all the way thru

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

The fact that Bert has no idea that FaceTimes are intrusive is the most Bert thing ever

[@offthebooksmusic]

that whole thing with the browns was like the late 90s. much more than “a few years ago” 😂

[@hash00ify]

Thanks for the podcast and recommendations. It's always interesting when someone else hypes some show.

[@MrBlackLenses]

We gotta stop trying to call people on air, it’s almost never worth it lmao. Also Tom’s gotta try to steer the convo a little more, really losing the novelty of Brent going on tangents.

[@Thrillkillah]

Im so glad Im not the only one

[@kylefreitas8293]

i disagree i love when they call people

[@MagicalHerb]

I still haven't grown tired of it 😂 but fair to say I supoose

[@thelost_woods]

My IQ goes down when Bernt goes on a rant

[@comfykeegs]

We...lol

[@innerted6693]

Brent: I’m hella paranoid about the covid also Bart: two knuckles deep in his nose

[@sativarosegold3604]

And doesn't bathe-- lets the covid marinate on his body for its full life cycle

[@zbrownbb]

@@sativarosegold3604 😂

[@fancyklm]

The Bears/Cubs reference just blew my mind. HTF didn't I get that before now!

[@huntertanner7809]

History with Bert is the best

[@evanodaniel8666]

Watching Bert coming to reality and realize history books are written with bias and saying it’s a “new thought” for him has made my week

[@albertomartinez6802]

"I was hungover that one time" that's everyday my man!

[@blainebrown8824]

Tom recommends a show called Zero Zero Zero and he is 100% right about it. I binged the whole 1st season in one day. Amazing!

[@davidlloydmiller]

In & of Itself is one of the best things I've seen in the past 3 years.