Ep. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how many wars America has won and lost, Tom's newest podcast "Tom Talks," and Bert's new health drink. They also cover Kevin Hart new special, Bert and LeeAnn's dinner with Tom and Christina P, and handsome Mexican actors. They react to listener-submitted "gay gift" emails, toss around ideas for a 2 Bears calendar, and watch Bert's drunkest moment from 2 Bears Live.
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[@pablorodriguez4765]

"Dude look at me I'm fit as a fiddle... I'm the fattest I've ever been" -Brent Crystals

[@DapBino]

Brent is legendary for saying that 🤣🤣

[@EternalResonance]

Burt your problem is no one can tell you stop. you parents probably didn't limit your wants and might be the same now. your parents got you an easy job and payed you to do nothing as a job. easy childhood. you didn't even have to worry about doing well in college. everything was handed to you

[@Habdabi]

His name is actually "Benzo Brent" 💊💊💊😂😂😂😂😂

[@LizardDude]

Both can be true when you're the Alex Jones of fitness.

[@parkerb9010]

I think we should call him "Burnt Krystals" because you know his fat ass would still eat a thousand of those nasty things.

[@MartinKipowski]

"Women give the worst presents. Fucking socks!" "Feetures, the perfect gift for a loved one!"

[@Bigpunz67]

Brett: “I don’t know why people are concerned about my health” Also Barff: almost passes out every episode

[@Habdabi]

Also Benzo Brett is hardcore addicted to benzos like xanax and others 💊💊💊

[@topher3178]

@@Habdabi it’s so sad that he has to take Benzos so he won’t indulge in food at night ...

[@chrisbuehler6868]

@@topher3178 he just doesn't remember that he pigged out cause he's in a benzo blackout

[@XenoTravis]

@@Habdabi hasn't he said many times he will smoke/drink then take xanax at night? I wouldn't be surprised if he has to buy it illegally.

[@ahernandez223]

😂

[@crobar_]

Hearing the guys down the hall erupt into laughter in the background is the funniest shit. One of the best parts of this podcast and ymh.

[@sydneyvasquez7250]

agreed

[@bryanbarefoot7920]

They swear it’s not a laugh track but man I’ve listened long enough and swear that it is. It’s always the same exact laugh for the same amount of time lmao

[@Doc_Hawk]

@@bryanbarefoot7920 im in the same boat, I want to believe but it totally sounds like a laugh track

[@Scrapcitybjj]

Brent : “Im fatter than ive ever been” Brent : “woop like a personal trainer on your wrist”

[@spLiffyFOUR20]

Lol right, how do you have a sponsor like woop and get fatter? They're going to drop them lol

[@lassorbrandon]

And I hate dumb gifts. Also: Buy feetures socks- they make great gifts!

[@kaidenhall3223]

And I’d fuck him...? What.. the... fuck... Burt...

[@bryanbarefoot7920]

It’s insane a fitness company would look at Bart and say yeah we want people to think he looks like that because of our product that’ll have em running to order from us. Whoever reached out to them needs to be fired lol

[@dolan979]

"Have we ever fought Yemen?" "We bombed them" "Thats a win"

[@ctdieselnut]

America, fuck yea!

[@wisterV]

Yemeni Wedding party 🎯

[@sgswaney]

Bert is making the case for school choice.

[@drbrontosaurus]

@@sgswaney Also Pro-choice.

[@VideoNozoki]

Bert is making the case that you don't need to keep all your children. Sparta: throw the weak off the cliff and let nature sort them out.

[@karandas1360]

The Bell’s palsy part where Bert goes “George Clooney! *gasp* it can get any of us” had me dying

[@kevin.astor1]

You can always count on Burnt to describe how healthy he has eaten, how much he exercised and then IMMEDIATELY "But then I drank 4 double Tito's , 3 bottles of wine and ate 7 slices of leftover pizza." to make you feel like you have all of your life under control.

[@crayonwriter]

🤣🤣 lmao... Exactly exactly!!

[@davidhoffman3363]

Bert: “OMG he looks like Sylvester Stallone there!” Tom: “That is Sylvester Stallone.”

[@mastergwaha]

Sly got'em again!

[@atisp.9976]

We should really start appreciating every new episode, as it truly looks like every episode could be the last one Brent does..

[@BaysideShrimp]

So fat and red.

[@idab6864]

I could see Bert dying of a heart attack before joey diaz dies of anything

[@josephm2354]

Ron's the bus driver and Bert's the slave driver

[@mrs.h2725]

Anyone notice the fat deposits behind his eyes increasing? The bulging is a dead giveaway of out of control blood pressure and overloading on saturated and trans fats.

[@chain-wallet]

worlds deadest comic

[@JakeFennimore]

“I’m obsessed with Latino dudes getting haircuts right now” -Brent Carshner

[@petertosh9782]

The most racist man to ever live

[@jobomeful]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timharper3390]

And By The Way- what is he not obsessed about?

[@shakti5357]

Bert "I've definitely passed out from coughing" Kreischer

[@MrFuckyourlifeee]

Then he immediately says “But im fine!” Lmfaoo

[@William.H.Bonney]

A huuuuundred percent!

[@imdabeast100]

It’s good for you you know? Resets the ol system

[@chrisv9000]

Bert: “It was 3 on 1 though. That’s not a win” Also Bert: “We dropped a bomb? Yeah we’ll count that”

[@mqtnate]

Died when they read the gay dudes gifts lmao subway series tickets😂then the switch🤣 so sick

[@josephadams1386]

I’ve never seen a comment section that only wants to blow one host so bad.

[@tonydyson3492]

When Tom does the ads... It looks like you just walked in on a psychopath dismembering someone and then trying to convince you that he’s a good guy.

[@tonydyson3492]

@skittzo 916 damn... I’ve been outed

[@janpavel1441]

like bill burr always says, it takes a psycho to spot a psycho

[@peepeepoopoo1042]

This should be top comment

[@NiuHuskie2519]

Brett is talking so fast it sounds like his tongue is trying to escape his mouth because it smells so bad in there

[@StephenKyle91]

Almost like his tongue got caught on the back of his teeth

[@LpJunior537]

@@StephenKyle91 he couldn't see what he was saying

[@bigdannysmokez1374]

@@StephenKyle91 lol

[@LiLKK713PB]

So funny!!! Holy shit!!!!

[@walker2788]

Bert can't drink any green juice unless he's drinking it like shots

[@cliftonsargent1572]

That’s legit, I was a massive alcoholic for 13 years and after a year and half being sober I’m the same way with coffee, water or Gatorade. He is a real living alcoholic 🤣

[@danp988]

How is Bert so unaware of ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING?!

[@utlonghorn86]

Narcissism

[@MultiDevilmaster]

@@utlonghorn86 You are making a statement while not having an actual clue about what you are talking about

[@Mr_Jish]

@@MultiDevilmaster If you don't think Barf at the very least has narcissistic tendencies, you might want to get checked out for being delusional yourself chief 😂

[@MultiDevilmaster]

@@Mr_Jish Narcissistic tendencies are not Narcissism. Psychological topics are way to deep to be diagnosed by a dude in the comments of a youtube video. Ok he has tendencies, but only a professional psychologist can say whats really going on.

[@knoxmlgclan]

"I'm obsessed with latin dudes getting haircuts right now" -Brent Krystals

[@Unsub-Me-Now]

Sometimes you wake up, take a pool bath without brushing your teeth, sit down and watch these two queens above 18 bro out.

[@adcreel9079]

Ahhhh-hundred percent

[@farls1290]

I see that you too are a man of culture

[@Unsub-Me-Now]

@@farls1290 I mean, who wouldn't want to listen to the Alex Jones of fitness talk over Tom.

[@johnp91]

It’s not that, *THAT* young...

[@hannabis80]

Who brought the Kool-aid?

[@theonetheycallfear8237]

Tom’s facial expression when Bert is straight up lying through his teeth is gold

[@avonbarksdale3839]

which part ?

[@IvanTheUnholy]

@@avonbarksdale3839 Any part ever.

[@sneakattack5354]

How many people gonna watch this instead of JRE?

[@zlatkoigric5084]

@@sneakattack5354 have not listent/watch j.rogaine for some time.it iz personal.it iz what it iz.

[@SheerRox]

Bert even says his name with a hard "R"

[@thisTofu]

bert is the word

[@colina1330]

Liam doesn't, though.

[@gradzelli]

That's a good way to introduce him: Bert, with a hard 'R'.

[@atyusriggins3824]

Damn😂

[@StephenKyle91]

This is one of the best racist Bert jokes I’ve seen

[@alexmurphy7472]

Bert doesn't have a problem, he's only an alcoholic when he drinks

[@absent6076]

This caught me off guard good shxt

[@waterflyer123]

Who is bert?

[@Bigpunz67]

Do you mean Bart?

[@brandon4391]

Bernie macdonalds himself

[@jf3130]

That's called addictive personality. I think. People that can abstain but when they have it, they go all in. Lotta comedians stopped drugs bcos of that.

[@TheHehe1223]

Bert "I lost so much weight by drugging myself" Kreischer

[@penniewyatt9391]

The real “Hollywood diet”.

[@kanifalam7835]

"I've passed out from coughing, I'm fine"😂, thinks his hand shaking could be parkinson's, denial is strong with the alcoholics

[@piratepat44]

it's a core tenant of addiction after all

[@SouthernOregonOrgani]

He knows the truth inside, as a fellow former alcoholic (Iv since gotten help and continue to get help weekly) we all know how bad it is. He loves booze so much he will say anything to rationalize the continued use of the stuff. I love Bert and only wish him the best, and it’s not any ones place to tell him to stop besides his wife and mother of his children. He does seem like a happy drunk at least, so could be worse

[@earl-larsen]

hand shaking is usually withdrawals lmao. my man berts body is constantly wanting for alcohol

[@MrMetalMan]

"Rogan sized thumb" is my new favorite form of measurement.

[@Rick_James]

I love the dogs attack licks-“Bert” sure ya do bert

[@JR-rz1br]

His beard is covered in binge session crumbs and health shake residue, the dog is just getting breakfast.

[@billybobthornton5144]

It’s just foreplay before he fuck it.

[@nathanmiller9918]

...its the pre-peanut butter ritual

[@scombapodcast1875]

The new segment "the people are worried about you" is my favorite.

[@rhpslover1220]

"Im as fit as a fiddle....im the fattest Ive ever been right now" Same. Same.

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

If that profile pic is of you recently you dont look fat.

[@rhpslover1220]

Lol thanks. But ya cant see my gut in the pic!

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

@@rhpslover1220 lol. Maybe its the quarentine stuff. Everyone i know has gained weight durring quarentine except me. I really need to gain some weight.

[@neuvisean1739]

"I've definitely passed out from coughing...but I'm fine"

[@googleuser859]

It's called cough syncope, it's pretty common. It's not really an issue, just weird and a bit scary.

[@phalspar]

@@googleuser859 gotta love these backseat podcasters

[@Slim_T_ODB]

@@googleuser859 he passes out from laughing. It's definitely a problem

[@phalspar]

@Jake thanks Jake, hope your khakis are pressed

[@phalspar]

@Jake o7 carry on Soldier

[@AlphabyteMusic]

That N word joke Bert made in the beginning was priceless

[@VideoNozoki]

Do you know how many times he's told that joke!

[@aleccraig7283]

Which one?

[@Andreas_linden]

Litle bit racist...But funny!

[@dontclick7332]

It was so funny good thing I heard it before they edited it out Bert really hits the “ER” hard

[@ModeratelyAmused]

@Semper Fortis you are trying too hard telling the same joke in two threads.

[@franksixer]

Brett, you're still not understanding what I'm saying LMFAO 😂😂 You're passing out because of your health! 😂😂

[@Ottophil]

Go take a steroid

[@brandon4391]

@@Ottophil I can tell you his response before he says it : go do a push-up

[@franksixer]

@@brandon4391 😂😂😂

[@Ottophil]

@@franksixer not everyone has to be fit

[@franksixer]

@@Ottophil Did I say everyone had to be fit? Calm down. you felt like you had to post two things about this? 😂

[@mortenberg2897]

This is SO great. I live in Denmark, and I am “spreading the word” about the YMH shows. Fan from denmark 🇩🇰

[@benthomson582]

Bert : “he looks like sylvester stallone there” Tom: “that is sylvester stallone”

[@Cyxz666]

People are concerned about Barf's health. Barf: "Look at me" .....Yeah thats why

[@ceebee491]

Nice 👍

[@Revolution1117]

"Fat as a fiddle".

[@jamiesucie2685]

Bert: “I’m wondering if I’m getting Alzheimer’s?” Everyone watching: “Maybe lay off the box of “running” wine!”

[@Kouki.S14]

Glad I live alone, so no one can judge me for listening to Berts racism.

[@raramcgee4982]

Family vacays sure are fun though!

[@jordanporozov435]

I think my roommate has the wrong idea now

[@darisfilmsdirect4038]

How is Bert Being Racist?

[@andrewmanzanares4120]

@@darisfilmsdirect4038 how isn’t he

[@Destabilise15]

@@darisfilmsdirect4038 oof dude... you’re saying a lot about yourself with this comment...

[@sly-1429]

"I drank the whole bottle by myself" So maybe don't drink the whole bottle by yourself that would be the first clue. Second clue is don't drink the 2nd or 3rd bottle by yourself either.

[@nickapalooza861]

Or the other 2 bottles in the car....

[@cameronjuarez2195]

I love that every time bert brings up he drinks a whole bottle of wine he leaves out the fact it’s over 500 calories in a bottle of fitvine wine

[@mr.chupacabra7172]

"That's why they call me the Alex Jones of fitness."

[@jmart1079]

Bart literally going through all the steps of rationalizing alcoholism and all the addictions that surround it.

[@zapata9617]

huh so brent has just been hiding a benzo addiction under an alcohol addiction

[@LikeigiveAFaboutU]

He has said very publicly his attraction to xanax. It's fine

[@kassmick2994]

its a diettt.

[@LikeigiveAFaboutU]

@@kassmick2994 A Hundread percent

[@zapata9617]

@@kassmick2994 Bert's gonna be the new 'Heroin girl' -> 'Benzo Brent'

[@d.c.1059]

Don't go Jordan Peterson on us bruh

[@haemorrhage666]

Bart about Del Toro: "I would pay hardcore money to watch his hair get cut." spit my cola all over my desk to that :D

[@idab6864]

Made me think that if Tom ever becomes the serial killer he wants to be, he could call Bert to help clean up, and Bert would cut the hair off the dead bodies like a creep

[@JesusVelociraptor]

Only 5 seconds in and there are tears in my eyes. 🤣🤣 Genius banter. Legendary.

[@SJHunter86]

Get Johnny Manziel. He definitely has nothing to lose.

[@smashin]

Yay but he also has no real NFL experience or connections. They need a vet that did something in the league.

[@peters8950]

Bro couldn't even make it in the CFL🤣

[@WakeandBlake_420]

Bert makes out with his dog every morning. Who is surprised?

[@John15293]

And then doesn't brush his teeth 🌚💀

[@CutterDriftwood]

I am!! I thought he spent all of his mornings hemming up Klan robes for the weekend meet up's!! Sorry Brett!!

[@Max-zr7hr]

And then eats his boogers

[@thomasduncan5522]

You never should have shown us what this show could be without Bert.

[@coprophagiaentertainment1120]

Maybe one day we will learn who tom wants to Hve on his podcast.

[@firstnamelastname8713]

I know nadav can’t google for shit but could you imagine beet barking some of the vaguest and miss joined things to google and getting annoyed because you don’t understand him hahah

[@linemanlovesyou859]

Love that they got a new googler and showed him off by giving him 35 mins to answer one question.

[@habowtat3576]

He had the answer well before then most likely, but I Guarantee Native would never have found it lol

[@Revolution1117]

Yeah, what a champ...

[@tylerbeaton8439]

Well its cause they have a million requests and little questions, I dont understand why tom doesnt just control it

[@Mike-om4tv]

I always bring people with me to watch this podcast...for safety.

[@Emm3D]

As long its a person and not a dog, you'll be okay

[@FrostyJokerr]

I’d definitely buy a 2 Bears “tasteful nude” calendar.

[@jamesthomas9619]

Imagine if bert literally never worked out, he'd have himself a show on tlc lol

[@drewstaples9648]

The way Tom tells his story about meeting Rogan is Amazing

[@primatt]

Bert NEEDS to try “irn bru” basically Scotland’s national drink at this point & it’s a gingery fizzy drink, it is my life 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[@PhoggyThoughts]

Stuff tastes like bubblegum kinda. I loved it when i went there

[@brianmarkey1500]

Would go down a treat wae him. Best hangover cure 👌

[@JJ.Graphics777]

He said he needs an intervention 😂

[@lexiehua1457]

It’s orange but it’s definitely not gingery.

[@rog6646]

Type in "Iron bru comedy" into youtube. Click on the first video. Funniest thing ever... second to bart bathing in his pool

[@oldyoungone]

Im loving this new early upload time, gets my monday started off right

[@clintonleonard5187]

It's been Monday mornings for a while now. But yeah, I like it, too.

[@wolvw]

The magic of this show is that it let's me escape for at least an hour from my shit day..

[@jacklloyd4376]

I hope things get better for you, Listening to Bert is funny but it certainly shouldn't be the highlight of your day

[@ColmBurke]

Hope you’re good man!

[@a.v.julian9917]

"2 Bunnies, 1 Hole" as the theme for April!

[@David_D.926]

We never got to hear Tom's Top 5 list for guests on "Tom Talks"

[@nickyv1436]

Looking forward to more Tom talks. Forgetting what his voice sounds like

[@-saint3319]

Oh is Tom on this show?

[@TrevorScanlan]

@@-saint3319 no, it's just a cardboard cutout that Bernt Crappsler talks at

[@Phi1618033]

"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." -- Seneca

[@CutterDriftwood]

"If you always see the cup as half empty, piss in it until it's full" -- Homeless guy in the woods behind my building

[@skkeeper]

"Have we ever lost a war?" - I don't know Bert maybe Segura's dad can answer that question looool

[@anthonymiller934]

LMAOOO!! yeah I’d love to be there to hear TopDogs response

[@shadowspectrum]

I can hear him getting so fired up. "Listen buddy"

[@OutlierConcepts]

"luck is what happens when preparation (hard work) meets opportunity"

[@Whoisthiskid1]

Bert is seriously worrying, btw very interesting listening to you guys talk what movies that guy was in for 20 mins

[@svhmj3918]

When Bert says "this is so good for you", I have a feeling that it's the complete opposite.

[@colina1330]

I dunno. I feel like he actually has somewhat of a handle on what's good and isn't good for him. He fully admits that his lifestyle is probably gonna kill him one day.

[@maverickwyattlee3416]

Colin a. Agree. His stupidity is his longest running joke. It’s what sells him. He don’t stink isn’t racist and isn’t as dumb as he projects himself to be. It’s his image. He appeals to lower class white people lol

[@colina1330]

@@maverickwyattlee3416 yeah, he definitely has a weird brain and thinks differently than most people, and makes strange little rationalizations, but I don't think he's legitimately dumb. I have a feeling that that shake is probably super healthy.

[@maverickwyattlee3416]

Colin. Exactly. He isn’t a the smartest by any stretch of the imagination. And he definitely looks at things differently like you said. So his interpretations and understandings are misconstrued.

[@nathanmiller9918]

Relative to 64 oz. of Koolaid.

[@iamfuturetrunks]

This was a really good episode. I really enjoyed hearing about those luck experiences that ended up shaping their futures really cool to hear about that. Then it got to near the end and started to wonder if I should really post this comment. XD lol

[@darkyolks]

You know it’s a good episode when they go well past the one hour mark

[@Tonz420]

I do feel better now. Thank you Bears!

[@GTshortStories]

“He looks like Sylvester Stallone there” That is Sylvester Stallone. 😂😂

[@Jakem763]

5 bottles of wine is FOR SURE why Brentard can’t lose weight, good god

[@MlRAAK]

That's at least 90 grams of sugar and maybe 1200 calories

[@caladr9367]

Fit vine is at least 110 calories per 5 ounce glass * 5 glasses per bottle * 5 bottles = 2750 calories

[@redlymedia1583]

"That's why they call me the Alex Jones of fitness" No Bert, just you.

[@phalspar]

I’m sure there’s others

[@bigsteveno]

When someone with a drinking problem starts saying "I need an intervention" they really do need an intervention. It's not funny anymore.

[@phalspar]

@@eligiol yet you watch, you LOVE Bert! It’s so awesome to see his number 1 fan commenting

[@justinr6439]

I feel like if they really thought it was a problem Tom and the wifes would definitely get him help

[@rhpslover1220]

Just, shhhhhhhhhhh.

[@somethingfunny4332]

@@rhpslover1220 you won’t be saying that when he’s 6ft under

[@earl-larsen]

@@justinr6439 bert drinks everyday. its a problem lmao. i say this as a fellow heavy drinker ;)

[@myousickoflife]

Can't wait for the calendar! As a Canadian born in September I couldn't believe it when you said you would dress up as a lumberjack for September. Love you guys! :D

[@ThomasTk30]

The faces tom makes when Brent says something ridiculous is priceless.

[@wisterV]

“I need an intervention right now!” Bret at 43:11

[@Cyxz666]

Here's your quick fix Bart: Stop drinking alcohol.

[@chrisbuehler6868]

@@torched80 benzo withdrawals can kill you too so he's fucked either way

[@brockstebbing8359]

I love the fact that nobody has anything original anymore, it's all regurgitated.. This is the template Bart or barf + fat, alcohol..

[@Cyxz666]

@@brockstebbing8359 Welcome to Barf's personality.

[@hanzomain9991]

1:04:40 Bert: “Omg he looks like Sylvester Stallone there.” Tom: “That is Sylvester Stallone”

[@8arrows]

This show gives me a million shirt ideas

[@jakobedukes579]

3 years later and i still love listening to tim and bart

[@IamMiXeM]

I remember Netflix DvD vending machines. You would post the DvD back to them.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

I remember rushing to return VHS rentals to video store..and beforehand, making sure VHS tape was rewound (so you don't get "no rewind fee") then running to drop it in store's mail slot before deadline.

[@MrKhho100]

I remember their actual mailed DVDs in the special envelopes

[@IamMiXeM]

@facciabella85 definitely was netflix dvd. Redbox was the same idea.

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

@facciabella85 netflix used to have movies that weren't on the streaming service, and you could set a list to send you movies, and once you send it back, you get the next one sent to you.

[@bigsteveno]

@@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 Netflix still has the DVDs-by-mail service.

[@louiecampanelli5343]

Bert’s new special title: “cleaning boats”

[@RampagesFTW]

Love that this is out at 6am exactly every week

[@ReeceM69]

“You can get that from your diet?” *Chugs healthy concoction*

[@jakrispy3418]

Bert asks "what's September known for?" Well gee I don't know Bert..✈+🏙=💥

[@connorhayes833]

"A Rogan sized thumb of ginger" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RedTaters]

PLEASE make "Leetza Lefteyes Losays" shirts

[@adamdavis68]

No Ahnshray Ryshin shirt?

[@RedTaters]

@@adamdavis68 i want a matching his & hers set

[@adamdavis68]

@@RedTaters I would totally buy them for my wife and I. She wouldn't get it. But can they have an arrow pointing like those "I'm with stupid" shirts but it says "she's my leetza lefteyes losays" then an arrow

[@RedTaters]

@@adamdavis68 ok now we’re gettin somewhere. I think we need hired on as the idea guys

[@adamdavis68]

@@RedTaters uuhhhh hundred purcent

[@TrundleTheGreat]

Bert: "His face is like that from birth complications" completely leaves off that the complications included Bells Palsy paralyzing part of his face.

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

42:32 I’ve never seen Bart’s face so befuddled and filled with confidence at the same time.

[@IrishGary1]

God I love listening to bert try so hard for the first half of the day and then losing his mind and going absolutely mental for the rest of the day...😂😂😂😂

[@ry2fly666]

The 2 Bears Calendar is really gonna bring in money for the 2 Bears Holding CORP LLC.

[@agentexodus8891]

The only thing keeping Bert from becoming Fed Smoker... is LeeAnn. XD

[@grassyknowles63]

Yo, I had bells palsy induced from Lyme disease. Been 4 years if misery trying to regain control of my swallowing. I feel ya Burnt Chrysler.

[@DapBino]

The beginning had me dying 🤣 started choking on my own saliva 🤣🤣 this is how I know this podcast episode going to be good

[@jakesstatefarm]

that clip of drunk Bert sounds like hes falling past a window telling a story. im fucking dying

[@Sosorrynotsorry]

Damn. Bert almost made it the whole episode with a phone call. The streak continues

[@mrbluebob1066]

They never even got to Tom's wishlist

[@piratepat44]

"We open a bottle of wine" followed by... "I finished the bottle all by myself" uhhh... Bhernt that's not how that works

[@alissajackson5129]

Bart: “Oh I just licked the mic” hahaha yeah that checks out

[@nicholascarson2554]

Truly two kings above 18

[@BeanEaterExtraordinaire]

Bert's shoes getting tight sounds like severe type 2 diabetes, RIP in peace Bart

[@VideoNozoki]

Bert - "You know you'll dealing with a serious weight issue when your shoes get too tight!" Tom - could it just be a laces problem? Bert - "Nope, I'm wearing boots, so can't even use that excuse." LOL!