"Dude look at me I'm fit as a fiddle... I'm the fattest I've ever been" -Brent Crystals
@EternalResonance4 жыл бұрын
Burt your problem is no one can tell you stop. you parents probably didn't limit your wants and might be the same now. your parents got you an easy job and payed you to do nothing as a job. easy childhood. you didn't even have to worry about doing well in college. everything was handed to you
@Habdabi4 жыл бұрын
His name is actually "Benzo Brent" 💊💊💊😂😂😂😂😂
@LizardDude4 жыл бұрын
Both can be true when you're the Alex Jones of fitness.
@parkerb90104 жыл бұрын
I think we should call him "Burnt Krystals" because you know his fat ass would still eat a thousand of those nasty things.
@rancidrylan54604 жыл бұрын
@@EternalResonance he's the CEO of white privilege
@MartinKipowski4 жыл бұрын
"Women give the worst presents. Fucking socks!" "Feetures, the perfect gift for a loved one!"
@Bigpunz674 жыл бұрын
Brett: “I don’t know why people are concerned about my health” Also Barff: almost passes out every episode
@Habdabi4 жыл бұрын
Also Benzo Brett is hardcore addicted to benzos like xanax and others 💊💊💊
@topher31784 жыл бұрын
@@Habdabi it’s so sad that he has to take Benzos so he won’t indulge in food at night ...
@chrisbuehler68684 жыл бұрын
@@topher3178 he just doesn't remember that he pigged out cause he's in a benzo blackout
@XenoTravis4 жыл бұрын
@@Habdabi hasn't he said many times he will smoke/drink then take xanax at night? I wouldn't be surprised if he has to buy it illegally.
@ahernandez2234 жыл бұрын
😂
@Scrapcitybjj4 жыл бұрын
Brent : “Im fatter than ive ever been” Brent : “woop like a personal trainer on your wrist”
@spLiffyFOUR204 жыл бұрын
Lol right, how do you have a sponsor like woop and get fatter? They're going to drop them lol
@lassorbrandon4 жыл бұрын
And I hate dumb gifts. Also: Buy feetures socks- they make great gifts!
@kaidenhall32234 жыл бұрын
And I’d fuck him...? What.. the... fuck... Burt...
@bryanbarefoot79202 жыл бұрын
It’s insane a fitness company would look at Bart and say yeah we want people to think he looks like that because of our product that’ll have em running to order from us. Whoever reached out to them needs to be fired lol
@davidhoffman33634 жыл бұрын
Bert: “OMG he looks like Sylvester Stallone there!” Tom: “That is Sylvester Stallone.”
@mastergwaha2 жыл бұрын
Sly got'em again!
@dolan9794 жыл бұрын
"Have we ever fought Yemen?" "We bombed them" "Thats a win"
@ctdieselnut4 жыл бұрын
America, fuck yea!
@wisterV4 жыл бұрын
Yemeni Wedding party 🎯
@sgswaney4 жыл бұрын
Bert is making the case for school choice.
@drbrontosaurus4 жыл бұрын
@@sgswaney Also Pro-choice.
@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
Bert is making the case that you don't need to keep all your children. Sparta: throw the weak off the cliff and let nature sort them out.
@atisp.99764 жыл бұрын
We should really start appreciating every new episode, as it truly looks like every episode could be the last one Brent does..
@BaysideShrimp4 жыл бұрын
So fat and red.
@idab68644 жыл бұрын
I could see Bert dying of a heart attack before joey diaz dies of anything
@josephm23544 жыл бұрын
Ron's the bus driver and Bert's the slave driver
@mrs.h27254 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the fat deposits behind his eyes increasing? The bulging is a dead giveaway of out of control blood pressure and overloading on saturated and trans fats.
@chain-wallet4 жыл бұрын
worlds deadest comic
@tonydyson34924 жыл бұрын
When Tom does the ads... It looks like you just walked in on a psychopath dismembering someone and then trying to convince you that he’s a good guy.
@tonydyson34924 жыл бұрын
@skittzo 916 damn... I’ve been outed
@janpavel14414 жыл бұрын
like bill burr always says, it takes a psycho to spot a psycho
@peepeepoopoo10424 жыл бұрын
This should be top comment
@karandas13604 жыл бұрын
The Bell’s palsy part where Bert goes “George Clooney! *gasp* it can get any of us” had me dying
@kevin.astor14 жыл бұрын
You can always count on Burnt to describe how healthy he has eaten, how much he exercised and then IMMEDIATELY "But then I drank 4 double Tito's , 3 bottles of wine and ate 7 slices of leftover pizza." to make you feel like you have all of your life under control.
@crayonwriter3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 lmao... Exactly exactly!!
@crobar_4 жыл бұрын
Hearing the guys down the hall erupt into laughter in the background is the funniest shit. One of the best parts of this podcast and ymh.
@sydneyvasquez72503 жыл бұрын
agreed
@bryanbarefoot79202 жыл бұрын
They swear it’s not a laugh track but man I’ve listened long enough and swear that it is. It’s always the same exact laugh for the same amount of time lmao
@Doc_Hawk2 жыл бұрын
@@bryanbarefoot7920 im in the same boat, I want to believe but it totally sounds like a laugh track
@chrisv90004 жыл бұрын
Bert: “It was 3 on 1 though. That’s not a win” Also Bert: “We dropped a bomb? Yeah we’ll count that”
@JakeFennimore4 жыл бұрын
“I’m obsessed with Latino dudes getting haircuts right now” -Brent Carshner
@petertosh97824 жыл бұрын
The most racist man to ever live
@jobomeful4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@timharper33904 жыл бұрын
And By The Way- what is he not obsessed about?
@Knox-rox4 жыл бұрын
"I'm obsessed with latin dudes getting haircuts right now" -Brent Krystals
@alexmurphy74724 жыл бұрын
Bert doesn't have a problem, he's only an alcoholic when he drinks
@absent60764 жыл бұрын
This caught me off guard good shxt
@waterflyer1234 жыл бұрын
Who is bert?
@Bigpunz674 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Bart?
@brandon43914 жыл бұрын
Bernie macdonalds himself
@jf31304 жыл бұрын
That's called addictive personality. I think. People that can abstain but when they have it, they go all in. Lotta comedians stopped drugs bcos of that.
@NiuHuskie25194 жыл бұрын
Brett is talking so fast it sounds like his tongue is trying to escape his mouth because it smells so bad in there
@StephenKyle914 жыл бұрын
Almost like his tongue got caught on the back of his teeth
@LpJunior5374 жыл бұрын
@@StephenKyle91 he couldn't see what he was saying
@bigdannysmokez13744 жыл бұрын
@@StephenKyle91 lol
@LiLKK713PB4 жыл бұрын
So funny!!! Holy shit!!!!
@AlphabyteMusic4 жыл бұрын
That N word joke Bert made in the beginning was priceless
@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
Do you know how many times he's told that joke!
@aleccraig72834 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@Andreas_linden4 жыл бұрын
Litle bit racist...But funny!
@dontclick73324 жыл бұрын
It was so funny good thing I heard it before they edited it out Bert really hits the “ER” hard
@ModeratelyAmused4 жыл бұрын
@Semper Fortis you are trying too hard telling the same joke in two threads.
@danp9884 жыл бұрын
How is Bert so unaware of ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING?!
@utlonghorn864 жыл бұрын
Narcissism
@MultiDevilmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@utlonghorn86 You are making a statement while not having an actual clue about what you are talking about
@Mr_Jish4 жыл бұрын
@@MultiDevilmaster If you don't think Barf at the very least has narcissistic tendencies, you might want to get checked out for being delusional yourself chief 😂
@MultiDevilmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Jish Narcissistic tendencies are not Narcissism. Psychological topics are way to deep to be diagnosed by a dude in the comments of a youtube video. Ok he has tendencies, but only a professional psychologist can say whats really going on.
@rhpslover12204 жыл бұрын
"Im as fit as a fiddle....im the fattest Ive ever been right now" Same. Same.
@TruthIsTheNewHate844 жыл бұрын
If that profile pic is of you recently you dont look fat.
@rhpslover12204 жыл бұрын
Lol thanks. But ya cant see my gut in the pic!
@TruthIsTheNewHate844 жыл бұрын
@@rhpslover1220 lol. Maybe its the quarentine stuff. Everyone i know has gained weight durring quarentine except me. I really need to gain some weight.
@theonetheycallfear82374 жыл бұрын
Tom’s facial expression when Bert is straight up lying through his teeth is gold
@avonbarksdale38394 жыл бұрын
which part ?
@IvanTheUnholy4 жыл бұрын
@@avonbarksdale3839 Any part ever.
@sneakattack53544 жыл бұрын
How many people gonna watch this instead of JRE?
@zlatkoigric50843 жыл бұрын
@@sneakattack5354 have not listent/watch j.rogaine for some time.it iz personal.it iz what it iz.
@SheerRox4 жыл бұрын
Bert even says his name with a hard "R"
@thisTofu4 жыл бұрын
bert is the word
@colina13304 жыл бұрын
Liam doesn't, though.
@gradzelli4 жыл бұрын
That's a good way to introduce him: Bert, with a hard 'R'.
@atyusriggins38244 жыл бұрын
Damn😂
@StephenKyle914 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best racist Bert jokes I’ve seen
@shakti53574 жыл бұрын
Bert "I've definitely passed out from coughing" Kreischer
@ylliw214 жыл бұрын
Then he immediately says “But im fine!” Lmfaoo
@William.H.Bonney4 жыл бұрын
A huuuuundred percent!
@imdabeast1004 жыл бұрын
It’s good for you you know? Resets the ol system
@TheHehe12234 жыл бұрын
Bert "I lost so much weight by drugging myself" Kreischer
@penniewyatt93914 жыл бұрын
The real “Hollywood diet”.
@benthomson5824 жыл бұрын
Bert : “he looks like sylvester stallone there” Tom: “that is sylvester stallone”
@walker27884 жыл бұрын
Bert can't drink any green juice unless he's drinking it like shots
@cliftonsargent15724 жыл бұрын
That’s legit, I was a massive alcoholic for 13 years and after a year and half being sober I’m the same way with coffee, water or Gatorade. He is a real living alcoholic 🤣
@Kouki.S144 жыл бұрын
Glad I live alone, so no one can judge me for listening to Berts racism.
@raramcgee49824 жыл бұрын
Family vacays sure are fun though!
@jordanporozov4354 жыл бұрын
I think my roommate has the wrong idea now
@darisfilmsdirect40384 жыл бұрын
How is Bert Being Racist?
@andrewmanzanares41204 жыл бұрын
@@darisfilmsdirect4038 how isn’t he
@Destabilise154 жыл бұрын
@@darisfilmsdirect4038 oof dude... you’re saying a lot about yourself with this comment...
@jamiesucie26854 жыл бұрын
Bert: “I’m wondering if I’m getting Alzheimer’s?” Everyone watching: “Maybe lay off the box of “running” wine!”
@mortenberg28974 жыл бұрын
This is SO great. I live in Denmark, and I am “spreading the word” about the YMH shows. Fan from denmark 🇩🇰
@haemorrhage6664 жыл бұрын
Bart about Del Toro: "I would pay hardcore money to watch his hair get cut." spit my cola all over my desk to that :D
@idab68644 жыл бұрын
Made me think that if Tom ever becomes the serial killer he wants to be, he could call Bert to help clean up, and Bert would cut the hair off the dead bodies like a creep
@neuvisean17394 жыл бұрын
"I've definitely passed out from coughing...but I'm fine"
@googleuser8594 жыл бұрын
It's called cough syncope, it's pretty common. It's not really an issue, just weird and a bit scary.
@phalspar4 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser859 gotta love these backseat podcasters
@Slim_T_ODB4 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser859 he passes out from laughing. It's definitely a problem
@phalspar4 жыл бұрын
@Jake thanks Jake, hope your khakis are pressed
@phalspar4 жыл бұрын
@Jake o7 carry on Soldier
@MrMetalMan4 жыл бұрын
"Rogan sized thumb" is my new favorite form of measurement.
@Cyxz6664 жыл бұрын
People are concerned about Barf's health. Barf: "Look at me" .....Yeah thats why
@ceebee4914 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍
@Revolution11174 жыл бұрын
"Fat as a fiddle".
@kanifalam78354 жыл бұрын
"I've passed out from coughing, I'm fine"😂, thinks his hand shaking could be parkinson's, denial is strong with the alcoholics
@piratepat444 жыл бұрын
it's a core tenant of addiction after all
@SouthernOregonOrgani4 жыл бұрын
He knows the truth inside, as a fellow former alcoholic (Iv since gotten help and continue to get help weekly) we all know how bad it is. He loves booze so much he will say anything to rationalize the continued use of the stuff. I love Bert and only wish him the best, and it’s not any ones place to tell him to stop besides his wife and mother of his children. He does seem like a happy drunk at least, so could be worse
@earl-larsen4 жыл бұрын
hand shaking is usually withdrawals lmao. my man berts body is constantly wanting for alcohol
@cameronjuarez21954 жыл бұрын
I love that every time bert brings up he drinks a whole bottle of wine he leaves out the fact it’s over 500 calories in a bottle of fitvine wine
@Rick_James4 жыл бұрын
I love the dogs attack licks-“Bert” sure ya do bert
@JR-rz1br4 жыл бұрын
His beard is covered in binge session crumbs and health shake residue, the dog is just getting breakfast.
@billybobthornton51444 жыл бұрын
It’s just foreplay before he fuck it.
@nathanmiller99184 жыл бұрын
...its the pre-peanut butter ritual
@scombapodcast18754 жыл бұрын
The new segment "the people are worried about you" is my favorite.
@zapata96174 жыл бұрын
huh so brent has just been hiding a benzo addiction under an alcohol addiction
@LikeigiveAFaboutU4 жыл бұрын
He has said very publicly his attraction to xanax. It's fine
@kassmick29944 жыл бұрын
its a diettt.
@LikeigiveAFaboutU4 жыл бұрын
@@kassmick2994 A Hundread percent
@zapata96174 жыл бұрын
@@kassmick2994 Bert's gonna be the new 'Heroin girl' -> 'Benzo Brent'
@d.c.10594 жыл бұрын
Don't go Jordan Peterson on us bruh
@mqtnate4 жыл бұрын
Died when they read the gay dudes gifts lmao subway series tickets😂then the switch🤣 so sick
@josephadams13864 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a comment section that only wants to blow one host so bad.
@drewstaples96484 жыл бұрын
The way Tom tells his story about meeting Rogan is Amazing
@mr.chupacabra71724 жыл бұрын
"That's why they call me the Alex Jones of fitness."
@jmart10794 жыл бұрын
Bart literally going through all the steps of rationalizing alcoholism and all the addictions that surround it.
@franksixer4 жыл бұрын
Brett, you're still not understanding what I'm saying LMFAO 😂😂 You're passing out because of your health! 😂😂
@Ottophil4 жыл бұрын
Go take a steroid
@brandon43914 жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil I can tell you his response before he says it : go do a push-up
@franksixer4 жыл бұрын
@@brandon4391 😂😂😂
@Ottophil4 жыл бұрын
@@franksixer not everyone has to be fit
@franksixer4 жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil Did I say everyone had to be fit? Calm down. you felt like you had to post two things about this? 😂
@sly-14294 жыл бұрын
"I drank the whole bottle by myself" So maybe don't drink the whole bottle by yourself that would be the first clue. Second clue is don't drink the 2nd or 3rd bottle by yourself either.
@nickapalooza8613 жыл бұрын
Or the other 2 bottles in the car....
@JesusVelociraptor4 жыл бұрын
Only 5 seconds in and there are tears in my eyes. 🤣🤣 Genius banter. Legendary.
@thomasduncan55224 жыл бұрын
You never should have shown us what this show could be without Bert.
@SJHunter864 жыл бұрын
Get Johnny Manziel. He definitely has nothing to lose.
@smashin4 жыл бұрын
Yay but he also has no real NFL experience or connections. They need a vet that did something in the league.
@peters89504 жыл бұрын
Bro couldn't even make it in the CFL🤣
@nickyv14364 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to more Tom talks. Forgetting what his voice sounds like
@-saint33194 жыл бұрын
Oh is Tom on this show?
@TrevorScanlan4 жыл бұрын
@@-saint3319 no, it's just a cardboard cutout that Bernt Crappsler talks at
@GTshortStories4 жыл бұрын
“He looks like Sylvester Stallone there” That is Sylvester Stallone. 😂😂
@jamesthomas96194 жыл бұрын
Imagine if bert literally never worked out, he'd have himself a show on tlc lol
@primatt4 жыл бұрын
Bert NEEDS to try “irn bru” basically Scotland’s national drink at this point & it’s a gingery fizzy drink, it is my life 🤷🏼♂️😂
@PhoggyThoughts4 жыл бұрын
Stuff tastes like bubblegum kinda. I loved it when i went there
@brianmarkey15004 жыл бұрын
Would go down a treat wae him. Best hangover cure 👌
@JJ.Graphics7774 жыл бұрын
He said he needs an intervention 😂
@lexiehua14574 жыл бұрын
It’s orange but it’s definitely not gingery.
@rog66464 жыл бұрын
Type in "Iron bru comedy" into youtube. Click on the first video. Funniest thing ever... second to bart bathing in his pool
@linemanlovesyou8594 жыл бұрын
Love that they got a new googler and showed him off by giving him 35 mins to answer one question.
@habowtat4 жыл бұрын
He had the answer well before then most likely, but I Guarantee Native would never have found it lol
@Revolution11174 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what a champ...
@tylerbeaton84394 жыл бұрын
Well its cause they have a million requests and little questions, I dont understand why tom doesnt just control it
@bigsteveno4 жыл бұрын
When someone with a drinking problem starts saying "I need an intervention" they really do need an intervention. It's not funny anymore.
@phalspar4 жыл бұрын
@@eligiol yet you watch, you LOVE Bert! It’s so awesome to see his number 1 fan commenting
@justinr64394 жыл бұрын
I feel like if they really thought it was a problem Tom and the wifes would definitely get him help
@rhpslover12204 жыл бұрын
Just, shhhhhhhhhhh.
@somethingfunny43324 жыл бұрын
@@rhpslover1220 you won’t be saying that when he’s 6ft under
@earl-larsen4 жыл бұрын
@@justinr6439 bert drinks everyday. its a problem lmao. i say this as a fellow heavy drinker ;)
@IrishGary14 жыл бұрын
God I love listening to bert try so hard for the first half of the day and then losing his mind and going absolutely mental for the rest of the day...😂😂😂😂
@OutlierConcepts4 жыл бұрын
"luck is what happens when preparation (hard work) meets opportunity"
@WakeandBlake_4204 жыл бұрын
Bert makes out with his dog every morning. Who is surprised?
@John152934 жыл бұрын
And then doesn't brush his teeth 🌚💀
@CutterDriftwood4 жыл бұрын
I am!! I thought he spent all of his mornings hemming up Klan robes for the weekend meet up's!! Sorry Brett!!
@Max-zr7hr4 жыл бұрын
And then eats his boogers
@hanzomain99914 жыл бұрын
1:04:40 Bert: “Omg he looks like Sylvester Stallone there.” Tom: “That is Sylvester Stallone”
@redlymedia15834 жыл бұрын
"That's why they call me the Alex Jones of fitness" No Bert, just you.
@phalspar4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure there’s others
@charlesbirdsong67824 жыл бұрын
42:32 I’ve never seen Bart’s face so befuddled and filled with confidence at the same time.
@David_D.9264 жыл бұрын
We never got to hear Tom's Top 5 list for guests on "Tom Talks"
@darkyolks4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good episode when they go well past the one hour mark
@wolvw4 жыл бұрын
The magic of this show is that it let's me escape for at least an hour from my shit day..
@jacklloyd43764 жыл бұрын
I hope things get better for you, Listening to Bert is funny but it certainly shouldn't be the highlight of your day
@ColmBurke4 жыл бұрын
Hope you’re good man!
@skkeeper4 жыл бұрын
"Have we ever lost a war?" - I don't know Bert maybe Segura's dad can answer that question looool
@anthonymiller9344 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO!! yeah I’d love to be there to hear TopDogs response
@shadowspectrum4 жыл бұрын
I can hear him getting so fired up. "Listen buddy"
@coprophagiaentertainment11204 жыл бұрын
Maybe one day we will learn who tom wants to Hve on his podcast.
@MissyGirl51504 жыл бұрын
I love men that aren’t ashamed to over share together. I’m here for it!🤣🤣🤣
@svhmj39184 жыл бұрын
When Bert says "this is so good for you", I have a feeling that it's the complete opposite.
@colina13304 жыл бұрын
I dunno. I feel like he actually has somewhat of a handle on what's good and isn't good for him. He fully admits that his lifestyle is probably gonna kill him one day.
@maverickwyattlee34164 жыл бұрын
Colin a. Agree. His stupidity is his longest running joke. It’s what sells him. He don’t stink isn’t racist and isn’t as dumb as he projects himself to be. It’s his image. He appeals to lower class white people lol
@colina13304 жыл бұрын
@@maverickwyattlee3416 yeah, he definitely has a weird brain and thinks differently than most people, and makes strange little rationalizations, but I don't think he's legitimately dumb. I have a feeling that that shake is probably super healthy.
@maverickwyattlee34164 жыл бұрын
Colin. Exactly. He isn’t a the smartest by any stretch of the imagination. And he definitely looks at things differently like you said. So his interpretations and understandings are misconstrued.
@nathanmiller99184 жыл бұрын
Relative to 64 oz. of Koolaid.
@Mike-om4tv4 жыл бұрын
I always bring people with me to watch this podcast...for safety.
@Emm3D4 жыл бұрын
As long its a person and not a dog, you'll be okay
@oldyoungone4 жыл бұрын
Im loving this new early upload time, gets my monday started off right
@clintonleonard51874 жыл бұрын
It's been Monday mornings for a while now. But yeah, I like it, too.
@gengar8118 Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter what order you watch the episodes, Bert is always “the fattest he’s ever been”😂😂😂
@a.v.julian99174 жыл бұрын
"2 Bunnies, 1 Hole" as the theme for April!
@Cyxz6664 жыл бұрын
Here's your quick fix Bart: Stop drinking alcohol.
@chrisbuehler68684 жыл бұрын
@@torched80 benzo withdrawals can kill you too so he's fucked either way
@brockstebbing83594 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that nobody has anything original anymore, it's all regurgitated.. This is the template Bart or barf + fat, alcohol..
@Cyxz6664 жыл бұрын
@@brockstebbing8359 Welcome to Barf's personality.
@Jakem7634 жыл бұрын
5 bottles of wine is FOR SURE why Brentard can’t lose weight, good god
@MlRAAK4 жыл бұрын
That's at least 90 grams of sugar and maybe 1200 calories
@caladr93674 жыл бұрын
Fit vine is at least 110 calories per 5 ounce glass * 5 glasses per bottle * 5 bottles = 2750 calories
@Phi16180334 жыл бұрын
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." -- Seneca
@CutterDriftwood4 жыл бұрын
"If you always see the cup as half empty, piss in it until it's full" -- Homeless guy in the woods behind my building
@Whoisthiskid14 жыл бұрын
Bert is seriously worrying, btw very interesting listening to you guys talk what movies that guy was in for 20 mins
@jakobedukes579 Жыл бұрын
3 years later and i still love listening to tim and bart
@FrostyJokerr4 жыл бұрын
I’d definitely buy a 2 Bears “tasteful nude” calendar.
@ryanmcardle96524 жыл бұрын
God..I wish they'd stop interrupting these commercials with this podcast.. Jesus
@Slim_T_ODB4 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I pay for premium not to see ads and these fuckers just bombard me with them
@Erika11Garcia4 жыл бұрын
They gotta get their money tho I can’t hate on em just skip over them
@brandon43914 жыл бұрын
Lol can’t tap 6 times? That’s all it takes
@jf31304 жыл бұрын
Just tap your screen and skip it. Don't hate bcos people need to make money
@ryanmcardle96524 жыл бұрын
It was a joke?? Lol..
@wisterV4 жыл бұрын
“I need an intervention right now!” Bret at 43:11
@Tonz4204 жыл бұрын
I do feel better now. Thank you Bears!
@ThomasTk304 жыл бұрын
The faces tom makes when Brent says something ridiculous is priceless.
@louiecampanelli53434 жыл бұрын
Bert’s new special title: “cleaning boats”
@connorhayes8334 жыл бұрын
"A Rogan sized thumb of ginger" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Liax3164 жыл бұрын
Bert: “I wouldn’t have a presidential candidate on my podcast because that’s just like inviting a bunch of hate” Also Bert: posts a video with a trump flag in his house and says bombing Yemen is a win
@lukestrong57794 жыл бұрын
I mean the trump flag he put up to annoy his daughters and the Yemen things clearly a joke but go cancel him
@Liax3164 жыл бұрын
@@lukestrong5779 I’m aware he is joking and never said cancel him lol. I’m just pointing out other things he talked about in this podcast that could “invite hate” towards him
@aaronclinard50034 жыл бұрын
I've been listening to these guys for years. I keep waiting for the day Bert realizes his main problem is that he has ADHD.
@MastaSmoke4203 жыл бұрын
I wish someone would ask him on one of these many different podcasts if he's ever been tested or thought about ADHD. Also I'm a recovering addict and the itchy nose thing mixed with talking super fast was a dead giveaway when some people are high on pills. The only reason I even mention it is because he has talked about getting a little hooked on them after his back injury off the waterfall on an episode of YMH. I love you Bert! I only want you to live a long life!
@recurringintensity3 жыл бұрын
totally not the problem, it's freaking GOLD! 🤣😭😂🤣
@firstnamelastname87134 жыл бұрын
I know nadav can’t google for shit but could you imagine beet barking some of the vaguest and miss joined things to google and getting annoyed because you don’t understand him hahah
@RampagesFTW4 жыл бұрын
Love that this is out at 6am exactly every week
@Sosorrynotsorry4 жыл бұрын
Damn. Bert almost made it the whole episode with a phone call. The streak continues
@tactical_philanthropy4 жыл бұрын
So Bert is essentially begging to be the tranquilized from a Helicopter once every day, so he can lose weight.
@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
Bert is starting to make me feel on Ari's side...... (I didn't think that was possible)
@Spinnaman4 жыл бұрын
Yay.... I made it. Lol Been catching up and watched all of the episodes since October. Now I'm caught up. You guys are crazy but I appreciate your comedy and humor. Been talking about you everyday to everyone. Much love
@allysonheller92154 жыл бұрын
Tom's reactions to Bert are my favorite part of this podcast.
@onaaap4 жыл бұрын
Tom goes “I’m jealous your vice is being an alcoholic” 😭😭
@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear the other half of that thought.... (this show always leaves me wondering what Tom was going to say before... well, ya know...)
@onaaap4 жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki lmaooooo
@jakrispy34184 жыл бұрын
Bert asks "what's September known for?" Well gee I don't know Bert..✈+🏙=💥
@ry2fly6664 жыл бұрын
The 2 Bears Calendar is really gonna bring in money for the 2 Bears Holding CORP LLC.
@myousickoflife4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the calendar! As a Canadian born in September I couldn't believe it when you said you would dress up as a lumberjack for September. Love you guys! :D
@SnypeNG4 жыл бұрын
1:09:11 Bert is slowly turning into Homer Simpson and I love it.
@TrundleTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Bert: "His face is like that from birth complications" completely leaves off that the complications included Bells Palsy paralyzing part of his face.
@iamfuturetrunks4 жыл бұрын
This was a really good episode. I really enjoyed hearing about those luck experiences that ended up shaping their futures really cool to hear about that. Then it got to near the end and started to wonder if I should really post this comment. XD lol
@BeanEaterExtraordinaire4 жыл бұрын
Bert's shoes getting tight sounds like severe type 2 diabetes, RIP in peace Bart
@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
Bert - "You know you'll dealing with a serious weight issue when your shoes get too tight!" Tom - could it just be a laces problem? Bert - "Nope, I'm wearing boots, so can't even use that excuse." LOL!
@coffeeabuse4 жыл бұрын
Is it Nadav that's doing all the laughing in the background here and on the YMH stuff? I like it because it really adds to the show!
@salamiot4 жыл бұрын
It is. His laugh is infectious
@JosephEhrenpreis4 жыл бұрын
Dude his appreciation of humor comes from his character shaping from watching Drumline
@coffeeabuse4 жыл бұрын
@@JosephEhrenpreis Hahaha yeah that whole Drumline thing was hilarious.
@JosephEhrenpreis4 жыл бұрын
@@coffeeabuse hahah
@TheDaveLD4 жыл бұрын
"Lisa left eyeeees losesss way more than Andreee Rissons." Bob Chrysler you gorgeous train-wreck... must have looped that back a dozen times...ribs hurt...so funny.
@OutlierConcepts4 жыл бұрын
Nadav is gonna regret taking that time off after Tom and Brent realize his minimum wage intern replacement has better Google skills.
@neighborbruce4 жыл бұрын
Nadav was there too
@carterbolin84184 жыл бұрын
Nadavs shitty googling skills are kinda hilarious tho. When he looked up PLASTT pics and he pulled up plastic tupperware I died laughing. I feel like Nadav is a gag at this point
@jf31304 жыл бұрын
His laugh is worth it
@squigtonianmayhem46024 жыл бұрын
The laugh timed with Tom's look at the camera...perfect!
@havoc3914 жыл бұрын
What a shame if bart’s little brother loses his overpaying job.