Ep. 70 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@rhodus333]

Congrats to "Fat Astronauts" for sweeping the Golden Globes last night. Adding Jen Anniston as the ball busting flight instructor made the film. Totally bought her commitment to safety

[@ElkRiverBiodiesel]

😂😂😂

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@AgendaInMind see a counselor please.

[@malcolmcamire3013]

@@AgendaInMind what's this gotta do with fat astronauts?

[@CrashRacknShoot]

@@malcolmcamire3013 just report and move on from dickheads like that.

[@scottharvey2852]

Weird thing is I agree with him but fuck knows wot it's got to do with the price of milk

[@DownriverRat]

“I’m a big bar guy.” - Brent Crisis I think we all knew that.

[@delaneysays]

He acted like it was surprising lol

[@beardedrake9983]

We've already known everything he says lmao

[@stoybtorn]

It's way easier to double down than to admit your an alcoholic

[@WKRP187]

Next thing he's gonna tell us is it's hot on the Sun

[@franzpoopenschitzel3002]

@@stoybtorn Oh snap!

[@pareesa210]

As a 25 year old female, I am way too invested in the lives of 2 grown men acting like children

[@18Callahan]

I get it. Watching Bert is like watching a train wreck.

[@Foreverfrys]

30 over here! My fiance says he doesn't understand it, I told him I don't understand it either 😂

[@lilyannrose]

As an 18 year old girl, me too

[@astrologicalbum6616]

Uh hundred percent.

[@KCNicole]

36...and same! My husband is like "This is stupid." Me: "Yes it is, see you boys next week."

[@Dirtbiker463]

Bert is so confused as to why all his old frat buddies don’t act like they’re still in college lol

[@TurKishsoulja]

he was acting condescending towards them too lol

[@tapiture3720]

Comedians are just people who never grew up

[@zechariahross1444]

If Bert keeps acting like a frat boy he'll die at such a young age and leave Tom with no best friend. But maybe Tom will be kinda happy he can actually talk without being talked over. IDK

[@K0sm1cKid]

I'm sure the conversation didn't go like he said, but i'll be real I don't fucc with Yo-Yo Ma either lol

[@millardfilmore1403]

It’s because unlike them he has the luxury of pretty much doing whatever he wants because he makes a living from comedy ...

[@DannnyTEE]

Podcast Idea for Tom titled: “Tom’s Thoughts”. And it’s just a podcast where Tom finishes every unfinished story/idea/thought that Brent has interrupted before finishing.

[@djrt8179]

If there's a meetup, they need to hire the biggest security guard and give him a shirt that says "For Safety"

[@a.n_9364]

👌🏻

[@franktavarez6765]

I was thinking just this when they said “we should pitch a show with jen!”

[@hmwilson84]

Warren Sapp should be the security guard with the “For Safety” shirt.

[@RoyAlexander214]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 @DJRT Thanks 🙏 I needed that laugh

[@09cirohernandez]

Imagine if hundreds of 70 year old women start approaching Bert saying hey im the 29 year old that kissed you

[@bowfinnbass8836]

lmfao yes

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Let us hope it happens hahaha

[@VincentZwane]

A Bruce freakout super ensues.

[@jusTRYNAgetaPEANUT]

My mom's training starts now

[@AckermanJiuJitsu]

She’d be 63 tops.

[@charlesvail4903]

“I’m shocked I didn’t get more molested as a kid” that is prime Barf Chrysler thinking.

[@AldermachXI]

Nadav's laugh killed me XD

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

It's Mark Normand's joke.."I was such a cute kid, I'm surprised I didn't get molested more"..."I even got insecure about my looks, after hearing other kids got molested more"

[@rorypatterson4548]

Theo Von also had a similar bit on this

[@DizzyGoat44]

More being to key word lol

[@justinburgos2927]

Then gets molested

[@tactical_philanthropy]

"I'm a big bar guy. Hey, Nadav. Call that [random bar in America], I'm sure they know me." - Braunt Kerstan. Not an alcoholic.

[@charlottem.1477]

Ty.

[@Jabromosdef]

I read this as he was saying it and had a weird moment of brentception

[@rustyshack1707]

“Braunt Kerstan” lmfao I love the names people come up with for Bread Kriershaw aka Brandt Crenshaw aka Brent “Booze-bag” Khransler.

[@jake-sy7lu]

If Bert's The Cabin gets a 2nd season, you better have Jennifer Aniston and Tom on one episode!

[@suliim]

It’s in the contract ;) hope you guys like it

[@addakgetkd9505]

Why not both of them wtf I would want them both on here

[@Mr.Safety.]

Word is there gonna be a second season?

[@kieran8720]

"I'm running fast as FUCK right now" *tom gives most skeptical look ever into the camera* it's those moments that make their friendship so good for comedy

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

Berts “Assessment” of Spencer Jones getting his ass kicked left out the best part. Before the fight starts the bloody face guy looks at his brother and asks “Which one you want?”

[@jadenking4268]

Anyone who thinks the football players didnt start this and get what they had coming for acting like tough guys in front of real bad ass guys is crazy. I bet they have done this too so many smaller guys and got away with it!

[@stretchingstyle]

"I'm shocked I didn't get more molested as a child". Is Bert implying that he was still molested as a child... just not enough?

[@J.D.Hardesty]

Let's face it, he got molested just enough so that we love him and his comedy, and not too much to the point where we don't wanna be around him because he makes us sad. There's an equation for it: Molestation x Time Passed ÷ Number Of Shattered Dreams = Comedic Value

[@4nnunaki]

I was very confused about this as well. Silly Bert Krishna

[@williambarringer6513]

we all got checked for "scoliosis" and got our ball bags fondled if you were born before 1990 or so, some creepy guy came to our school and diddled all of us and we never saw him again lol

[@yohanscold2149]

@@williambarringer6513 bruh, you talking about a doctor? FYI it's called a physical and it's still required, lmao.

[@holymacarenafin2319]

I know person who liked it. We are same age so don't you fucking make reports.

[@andsykes]

Hearing Bert say “Ben Affleck” is like nails on a chalkboard

[@AdamA8]

He said it perfectly normal when he did the episode with Tom's wife.

[@andsykes]

@@AdamA8 I noticed that too!!! Did someone close to Ben finally tell Bert he’s an idiot? “No dude, you’re thinking of the insurance. It’s uh-FLECK”

[@andsykes]

@@AdamA8 er I should say, in last weeks bears episode he was saying it right

[@mjraines5159]

Ah flek

[@DevinMcSalty]

I think that’s how he pronounced his name one time on accident in an interview or someshit and bart thought it was the correct pronunciation lmaoo

[@OHWISEONE1996]

22:00 I love this part of the ad where Tom talks super fast. My dad was a big nerd and legit used to read to me like this if he was reading something dry that we wanted to get through quickly. It really takes me back.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SOMETHING SPECIAL IS COMING TO YOU BEARS YASSSSSSS GURL - CHRIS D & SAL VULCANO

[@bmoc0867]

Be sure to sign it, otherwise Burnt might get blamed for it.

[@Lydiahp]

YAAAS BABES!!!

[@4thebirds165]

THE CRAZY CAYUTE PLASTIC POOP BAG BANDITS

[@WegnerTheDeftones]

Hopefully it’s not D’Elia....

[@tylergifford9169]

I love this new pod war starting!

[@maureacelasswell8645]

“I’m super skinny, he’s on his way” 😂

[@Kyle-wu4rr]

Bert didn’t get Tom’s “cool guy” comment

[@mcdonaldjc]

Mr. Unliiiimiiiited

[@johnblough7989]

I often hear the guitar riff in my head when he speaks.

[@dntgvafuk89]

Which is actually disappointing, some friend 🙄 lol

[@HankyDank]

Is this the 1280 the Zone, 1320 KFAN Kyle Gunther??

[@peanutgallery7753]

​@@dntgvafuk89 I mean, he is a good friend. Instead of watching everything tom does he just hangs out with him

[@hokurakensei6958]

I love that Bert calls people.. it takes bravery and I love his approach even if it seems oblivious

[@connorleferink8456]

Tom to Jennifer: “Hey Jen, hope this video doesn’t scare you.”

[@topgoatlicker6109]

The Kreischer Kool-Aid Kit, or as he calls it - The KKK

[@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788]

Ku klux kreischer

[@GAB-vq7re]

The most racist fatest comedian out there

[@themekassapodcast7955]

This is a bar 🔥🔥🔥

[@cotyparker1423]

Should honestly do a skit with jen where it's exactly like Tom's story of when they "met"

[@nathanmiller9918]

How many millions would it take to get her to agree?

[@connorp3354]

Can’t live Monday’s 365 without these two

[@beercavetech]

Veggies, soy, livelife365

[@xrphoenix7194]

You know I'm coming up in may

[@robertdoherty821]

I love Bert. I worked at Tempe Improv for years and the best night i had was Bert screaming through the bar about how good the steak I cooked for him was. He actually talked about it on stage for his second show. I knew I made it as a cook.

[@JLBHabs]

hearing burt telling people to "never be overly confident" is hysterical

[@Angelica-rg2mf]

Bert's intelligence: a girl makes out with me when i'm 14 and she's 28 = she's twice my age, i'm now in my 40's so she's probably dead = she's still somehow twice my age, not just 14 years older than me

[@prophetableforprophet]

My initial take was that he thought that the kind of 28 year old that makes out with a 14 year old probably isn't living a long life, but... let's be real: you're probably right.

[@charlieos3451]

Yeah, I'm not buying the whole Burnt tested in the top 10% on standardized tests thing. He's a special fella tho.

[@GrayVMhan]

He said "she's close to 70" so I don't think he kept the double age in his calculation

[@WKRP187]

He's 48 so she's 62 ... He wasn't thinking she was twice his age or he would've said 90-100.... Maybe he doesn't really give a fuck about the exact numbers and doesn't analyze every sentence he says before he says it cuz that would make for a pretty fukn boring COMEDY PODCAST!!!

[@mrwilson10190]

Ur intelligence is on par with Bret's I think lol. He never came close to saying whatever hell u just said

[@strangelalansbury5028]

Jennifer Anniston is definitely gonna get a "good morning Jennifer" video from Tom

[@bisbeycb]

Bart says "Quavo" like it's a fruit from a smoothie he likes from the mall

[@beatsbyserafim]

Bruh qwavo and da bay bay

[@osloconfidental1807]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Spongekelp]

Quinoa and Quavo

[@dexraikkonen7]

projection is a hell of a thing

[@Gen7486]

“Bart” lmao

[@mads4724]

Bret and tod being famous is like two 13 year olds that found 20 bucks on the sidewalk and are trying to find the coolest way to spend it

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

What a perfect analogy 🤯

[@jeffmccann]

Tom is like...we should save it and get more. Bart Krishna is like WE SHOULD BUY A BANK!

[@venomviper09]

I remember me and my buddy found like 30$ in a bush while biking around town and went straight to dollarama to buy a bunch of random bs

[@davidllanes1722]

" Born again Christian Dior" sleeping on toms crew neck

[@dannyb20vtec28]

Dope af

[@shistyvillain]

I first thought it read "born again Chris D'elia"

[@davidllanes1722]

@@shistyvillain STILL to soon my dude lol

[@charlottem.1477]

@@davidllanes1722 😆

[@danielnilan1896]

I like how episodes go from hardcore diet and only drinking water to beet having a Pepsi and diet coke on the table with a bottle of wine

[@herbythechef7624]

Accurate assessment of berts life lol

[@ericamichelle5855]

Beet LMAO

[@dirkbowman946]

Best show on KZbin

[@djalilderr2831]

If bert was Bobby lee or andrew santino or d'Elia or callen or theo or sasso i would've been with u but nah

[@jhvibes3471]

@@djalilderr2831 he wins me over for a while then get worse

[@relaxntakecare3438]

U ever watch ryan open toys? Not bad either.

[@DtotheG92]

Tom and Bobby would have been unreal

[@yohanscold2149]

@@djalilderr2831 yeee, pretty much anyone else with Tom woulda been better.

[@oldyoungone]

The worst part of that Oklahoma football player fight was rolling around on that nasty ass piss covered bar bathroom floor.

[@shoonger001]

Thats just Oklahoma soil...

[@johnnydeleon8210]

Definitely saw some puke or shit

[@bigbakaboon]

that was my reaction. Football man gets his ass beat, meh whatever. Them rolling around in piss, fucking gross. Pick anywhere else to fight. Who starts a fight in the bathroom anyways?

[@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788]

@@bigbakaboon bcos they thought they would win, and probably bcos an altercation happened right there, and to walk out would be pussying out. So it goes down right there and then.

[@kuslerf12]

@@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 lmao facts someone busts ur nose in the bathroom n ur supposed to be like let's take it outside buddy

[@zachworr4426]

I just wanted to let everyone know that "comminuted" open fracture means a compound fracture where splinters of the bone are what comes through the skin, not just the cleanly snapped end. So now you can be fully informed AND horrified.

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

And that's...One To Grow On!

[@susie7336]

Thanks, nerd. 💕

[@charlottem.1477]

Thank you. I didn’t know that. 😊 🙏🏻

[@starzariaguy5151]

Man, I never get tired of Bert starting 20 stories and finishing none of them.

[@dylanmorgan2752]

You’ll only understand if you have a mouth that can run over 100mph.

[@smoovegutierrez541]

“It’s good to be back” Good lord, Nadav’s googling

[@sideeffect1591]

Now that song is stuck in my head. My wife is in for a treat when she gets home 😂

[@gabemeza7177]

Nadav need a raise lol

[@Bild0zer]

Where did he go?

[@rf7814]

It's a bit at this point lol

[@RoyalReyna]

@@Bild0zer I thought he needed a break from brent lol. Do you remember last week when he asked Chris to find the pizza place from Rome that he was thinking of with like no info? lol he is ridiculous

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

The smaller brother going "which one you want?" in that bar fight vid is one of the most metal things I've seen this week

[@SizeMcWave]

I found this show because of the Jennifer Aniston clip.

[@cbgbd421]

You’re in for a hell of a ride sir

[@keehc1535]

You dont know what youve been missin out on. Watch the kool aid episode

[@curlymanjordan]

Scratch that . Go check out a podcast called “your moms house” it’s very liked by Jennifer Aniston fans ;)

[@curlymanjordan]

But start out and rent the live shows first. They are the best

[@js01141]

Welcome mommy

[@mattweaver2523]

Bert even interrupts himself its insane 😂

[@justinespen9137]

I didn’t realize how important a good fight breakdown is until I heard absolutely wiff that bathroom brawl

[@billbozeman]

A reenactment of Tom's story WITH Jennifer Anniston has to happen.

[@nathanmiller9918]

How many millions to get her on board?

[@daniel9610able]

Great idea

[@KellenS128]

Bert : in my recollection she looked JUST like Jennifer Aniston. Reality : Roseanne Bar 😂🤣

[@TimWing23]

Roseanne Barr now or Roseanne 1992?

[@KellenS128]

@@TimWing23 really??

[@TimWing23]

@@KellenS128 lol it's a reference to Billy Madison. Norm Macdonald's character- "Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?" Billy Madison - "Jack Nicholson now or 1974?"

[@KellenS128]

@@TimWing23 ohhh... great movie! Im horrible at remembering lines like that lol

[@Ramboskates85]

@@TimWing23 1992

[@darcys9597]

Bruce is a hero, to talk fitness while wearing a hat dedicated to bacon is iconic.

[@J4themperor]

Bruce😂? Mean Bert?

[@P4PKing]

@@J4themperor Yeah, that Burnt Chrysler guy is kinda funny,

[@isntitobvious9894]

Bacon is Keto when cooked one way and high protein when cooked another. And Saturated fats are needed for proper hormonal development. Bacon is Based idc if fat people use it wrong .

[@mcwhelan]

"This is a totally cancerable conversation." I still can't believe that Bert gets paid to speak for a living

[@Slept-on-one]

He gets paid for the rest of us to speak

[@Jacobmelrose26]

I thought he said cancelable.

[@EtopiaCA]

I can't believe people are still regurgitating this low hanging fruit of a joke.

[@davidwinn8269]

Bert gets two things wrong in one minute after INSISTING that he's right, and he doesn't even acknowledge his error.

[@rams812]

Berts assessment of that fight is no surprise. He would easily be the jackass football player thinking he's bad because he's bigger. Bert is the guy who would get his ass whooped easily

[@josteincarlsen2905]

Agree

[@CezaMVO]

That's why It boggles my mind how he's made it this far in life. I'm surprised more people dont randomly beat up bert.

[@tammycomeau110]

Except the mma dudes were the ones blocking the door...kinda important part of the story...I thought, asshole football players, until I realized that from the video.

[@buyingscratchoffticketsunt5750]

right? and then not learn his lesson and have it happen over and over

[@lewciferistic]

It's amazing how he watched it 100 times yet gets the story so wrong.

[@theliammoran27]

"Super hot plus psychological problems equals Angel on Earth" - Tommy Buns

[@andrewpowers3719]

"They need a white wine and sativa rehab" Bert should put this on a shirt and sell it to divorcees on Etsy.

[@joecrumb2905]

hey are you talking about mike from redbar radio at 44:38?

[@無限-c6m]

MIKE MIKE MIKE

[@marlontaylor8722]

Tom's laugh after he said "loved ones dying" is why we are all watching and listening.

[@korshelsaid]

If bert has less then 3 beverages in front of him then there's an issue lol

[@joshuasutton3461]

*Than Carry on.

[@RonBurgundy412]

Thankfully the grammar police are here..... We really needed you.

[@joshuasutton3461]

Not everyone is willing to help tear out the roots of ignorance, friend. I'm doing my part.

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

There's a bucket of Kool-Aid on the floor next to him.

[@jab62262]

Best part of Monday now it gos down hill from this.

[@js01141]

Ymh tomorrow mommy!!!! If you're a member

[@YizzERR]

@@js01141 That's if you're following proto, bud.

[@cowperm]

Keep em high and tight.

[@Chris-P]

Boom, it's officially Monday folks 😎

[@jonathansims8572]

One of my favorite podcast! Two guys acting like guys talking about anything! It’s a vibe for sure!

[@kylenathan2256]

The way Burt says quavo is criminal

[@Bellyheart]

New rule for Bertus Interuptus: one drink every time he says 'cancel culture'

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Cancer culture

[@joshuanewbury9260]

The man is obsessed, suspiciously worried?

[@patrickbrand1319]

He speaks like a valley girl

[@bracejuice7955]

So weird that Burnt identifies with the entitled rich frat boys....

[@jerry341667]

That’s what I’m saying .

[@joshuanewbury9260]

Just the strangest take on that situation. People identify with the smaller guy because big frat douches usually get away with that kind of crap without consequence. Also Bert is OBSESSED with ‘cancel culture’ while simultaneously not seeming to fully understand it.

[@Spongekelp]

I hate frat boys but love Bert. What’s wrong with me

[@theirishbear_osrs]

Definitely identifying, reflecting, and realizing how lucky he was that he never came across a fighter in his frat days.

[@trevor5834]

@@Spongekelp Bert is just well spoken (in a relative sense) enough where we forget that he's essentially a frat bro in his 50s

[@camreonwae3613]

14:53 Bert acting like he knows what he’s talking about “he puts him in a guillotine hear” even tho its a very obvious rear naked choke lmao he can be so dumb sometimes

[@hollyedwards6066]

Maybe it comes from the "deep dive" he did because someone in the bathroom on the video calls it a guillotine.

[@williamblair-]

Here* can’t talk shit then have a spelling error Camreon. THO I 100% agree with you. Except I’d say so dumb all the time.

[@shoonger001]

"Sometimes"??? He's a moron uh hundred percent of the time...

[@camreonwae3613]

@@williamblair- fair enough lol

[@sly-1429]

The lesson in the fight is don't go looking for a fight if you're not ready for a fight. And when a guy looks at his brother and says "Which one do you want?" they are ready to fight. Plus know your friends and don't let them get you caught up in their shit.

[@klekster12]

Bert might be the most clueless human that exists

[@zachstoltz]

"2 Bears, 1 Aniston" has a catchy ring to it for the tv show

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Anyone notice in the Spencer Jones vid bert says "he's putting him in a guillotine" when he sinks the rear naked choke because the guy narrating the video did too 😂

[@patsplayhouse]

🤦‍♂️

[@ghikeberg808]

Having watched MMA for nearly a decade it always gets me when people call chokes wrong lmao can't blame em though.

[@joelav91]

Ahhhhh hun dread purse ent

[@nathanmiller9918]

That's why he identifies with those guys...

[@joshuanewbury9260]

Let’s be honest very probably identifies with the football dude cus it’s probably exactly the kind of thing he did with his friends

[@TSaucey93]

This show has turned into 2 Bears, 1 Phone every week. Bert can’t go a full episode without pulling the phone out to bring the conversation to a screeching halt

[@von...]

He’s still riding the high from that snoop dogg call lmfao

[@TheDivingBee23]

Buddy Trip sounds like a great show. Tom and Bert do cool stuff with other buddy duo’s every week.

[@RayleneSteves]

Bert is too scared to say “Red Bar Radio”. The terror is real.

[@無限-c6m]

Bert Kreischer hates GF (George Floyd.)

[@4nnunaki]

I love how we just jumped right into molestation. I was molested as a child which is probably why i drink but i must say this show is still fucking hilarious. Loved the bar fight scene.

[@yohanscold2149]

Go see a Therapist my guy, ain't nothing wrong with it. I go see mine once a month, and I've never felt better. That drinking ain't gonna do nothing good, speaking from experience brotha. 🙏

[@josteincarlsen2905]

✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿

[@Cappas51]

Just realised and I can't imagine how disgusting Berts hats must be

[@nikkijordan6042]

Nah, they're not disgusting. He bathes in the pool all the time

[@nintendoROX121]

Each hat has a half inch thick layer of rogaine on the inside

[@memorama66]

now you know why he switches hats so often

[@joelav91]

He has enough that there probly not that bad . Rotation of hats n shoes prevents that funk from building up

[@MooseGlutes]

@@joelav91 a vast amount of filth distributed over many hats

[@OtterWarlock]

My dream is that someday Todd and Carizma have Jennifer Aniston on YMH. "Hey Jen, have you ever met Ed Asner??"

[@andrewthompson3204]

Bert saying Ben afleck is the hardest part of my week.

[@havoc391]

These two loads , Ben, and Matt yeah sure. It will get an Oscar when it is filmed as “Fatback Mountain” and yes Bart you will win for best power bottom.

[@Hotobu]

Exhibit #5397 of how Bert sees the world fucked up: The reason why most people identify with the smaller MMA fighter is that most people aren't going around picking fights, therefore they're far more likely to be the one getting fucked with. People aren't going to identify with one person or the other based on fighting skill, it's which side they're likely to be on in a conflict.

[@ez123489]

Hes kind of right in that its more so people jumping to conclusions siding with one side when there is no clear evidence of what happened before the fight

[@Hotobu]

@@ez123489 There's no evidence only if you choose to ignore the evidence. #1 The MMA guy wiped blood off of his face before the fight. He had already been hit, and *since he obviously could have destroyed either one of them at any given time* was already holding back. #2 Only went into beast mode after getting shoved

[@ez123489]

@@Hotobu You dont know what happened before the recording is what im saying

[@Frauman]

Fucking thank you. I wish Bert had a co-host to challenge his idiotic ideas. Tom at least used to make fun of him for being a dumbass, now he's just like "yeah dude". This show is losing its entertainment factor and just turning into "wah wah cancel culture" in the same way Dr Drew After Dark has.

[@conorakapryrs]

I mean it looked pretty clear to me they were harassing the mma guy

[@austin5317]

Bert and Tiger Woods surgeon: “Let’s put a pin in this”

[@thealphabeaver298]

Bert's definitely getting canceled because he shows how much he cares about worried about being canceled.

[@nathanmiller9918]

Until a dog can make the accusations, he's good.

[@pnisdump3174]

That the type of shit that'll make you not get canceled. These dudes are almost canceling themselves

[@drewprosser8861]

I swear I’m answering every face time with “are you seriously fucken FaceTiming me right now?”

[@benjamminleft]

Bert realizing his workout is another man's work is hilarious.

[@atlas_black5784]

I just now learned about Jennifer Aniston because of two bears.

[@josedtx7534]

Who???

[@vincebischoff3153]

This killed me! 😂😂

[@matt497]

Good to see Berd cutting back on Kool-Aid and just sticking with Pepsi.

[@cobrakaiX]

😂

[@beardedrake9983]

Lmao

[@JukeTD]

God every other comment on here is gold :"")

[@ChrisIbanezzz]

"Everyone knows I'm running 2000 miles this year, and do you know what I put on everyday?...." 5 pounds

[@sideeffect1591]

😂

[@Dekkuran]

That fight scene is the literal demonstration of "fuck around and find out".

[@ADHD_Assassin911]

“I’m surprised I didn’t get more molested as a child” *bobby lee laughing in the background* I can relate

[@leeph2016]

I thought that was a producer or something, pretty well-timed lol

[@ADHD_Assassin911]

I know but would be funny if it was Bobby lee he’s been here done that

[@sissyofFreemont]

YMH has made this pandy much easier, but now my jeans are TOO tight 👖

[@joelav91]

No such thing as to high or to tight

[@funkk]

Soooohigh as well!

[@sissyofFreemont]

@@joelav91 my tummy skin disagrees

[@jamie3653]

Try dunking. It's good for weight loss

[@sissyofFreemont]

@@jamie3653 ahhhh hundred percent true

[@adamkrueger1257]

For a deep dive Bert got it all wrong. the guy with the curly hair is asking his brother which one he wants when the dude pushes him 🤣

[@momarkmoproblem]

'Every man has been in the situation where they have 6 inches on a guy' Pretty sure 50% of the people in those exchanges aren't the bigger guy. lol

[@thomasbobinski4127]

Bro really said Qwavo 😂 too funny

[@Pizzle745]

"I'll be your sober buddy!" - Bruce Krishna HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Celtics383]

Lol Bert's take on the fight was definitely interesting... a guy de escalating doesn't say tell the other party to "get the fuck out of here"

[@darkyolks]

Skit idea with Jen: Go to the comedy store and do stand up with only her in the crowd. She’s laughing the whole time and keeps making you do more and more. You’re both ready to leave but she won’t let you. She has armed guards that you keep looking at whenever you want to leave but you have no choice but to keep slingin jokes and it goes on for hours

[@renclave]

Oh.

[@KCNicole]

Bert's hat: Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs

[@joelav91]

I like the iron pugs with the metal mask alot more

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

Lmfao at the Tiger commercial that’s def a commercial but it’s also def them talking over it

[@jeremyweeks8888]

The way Bert can say something that is completely false with such confidence is truly inspiring

[@thekrakenguy6962]

Well I can’t identify with the football player. I don’t go picking fights in bathrooms lol

[@thewhitedread7572]

Lol, Bart can't even get the friends intro clap right

[@theorgasmicexplosion]

Bert: “He gets him in a guillotine” It’s like this guy isn’t even friends with Joe Rogan...

[@raramcgee4982]

Joe Rogan doesn't even know what the fighters do live. I hope he isn't on tonight's cast but I know he will be. Can't wait to hear like 300 "woas" during the fight with no actual analysis.

[@jalenmoudy5347]

@@raramcgee4982 woah, almost sounds like this guy thinks he could take Joes place. surely you have over 40 years of martial art experience as well then?

[@raramcgee4982]

@@jalenmoudy5347 suck it from back Jalen. Didn't event bring up his experience. All he says is retarted shit and then dumb questions after.

[@saydimiyashiro]

It's so awesome when they both whisper and/or giggle to wear it's inaudible

[@bback4072]

1:04:20 “Im not saying Im drinking the whole bottle” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@stretchingstyle]

"Shmurda Kits" is genius marketing.

[@brockallen]

Take Brandt’s damn phone away. He ruins the show because he’s too tik tok’d when he brings it out.

[@Naitsirk1]

I think we need another british voice to guide Brent while talking. To tell him to like... form a sentence or let someone finish theirs.

[@ryanmulqueen6295]

Bert sees a cliff and say I've been there I've jumped off that🤣 legend

[@jacquelinemoreno6666]

This reminded me so much of older episodes, love Tom steering the podcast.