Post your best punchline to the Judd Nelson joke here, we will pick the best one and send you some merch.
@michaelwootan2 жыл бұрын
Judd Nelson? How old is that guy? Breakfast Club? More like Early Bird special club! (Haven’t watched the pod yet, no idea what joke you’re talking about)
@williamdeloach30302 жыл бұрын
Bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink?" The woman says "Actually, not tonight. Turns out I don't have to get this bitch wasted every night to come home with me, I should've just tried pulling out the hog all along."
@ThizzyWailer2 жыл бұрын
Who?
@SchizSchool2 жыл бұрын
“No but in an hour he will.” As she walks into the bathroom
@dijsugdrtggi36842 жыл бұрын
the naked lady says, “no, i’m fine, but she’s pretty thirsty.”
@madisonkludy85412 жыл бұрын
The intro hit and my husband immediately pops his head in to check on me. Was a little disappointed to see Mark and Sam, but we made it work
@thewickedzaku2 жыл бұрын
Who was disappointed to see them? Your husband? Divorce him. ;)
@flop_e29902 жыл бұрын
reminds me of @JiDion
@Man.Well933 ай бұрын
you have no husband.
@djspencerduh2 жыл бұрын
I played this video in front of a TON of people. Great intro 😂😂💀
@Jacob-zv7xw2 жыл бұрын
and all you hear after is dudes
@AIWFNW2 жыл бұрын
Nice original open. Have no idea what tht did even b a parody of
@Pythonzzz2 жыл бұрын
“Hey hey, folks, we might be drunk, we’re doing it.” “I haven’t actually seen you face to face”
@normalbutyl2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I had to look at my phone ❤️
@steamedyam2 жыл бұрын
Who plays a podcast for a ton of people
@erikallen91412 жыл бұрын
"The seats are wicker, there's cigarettes in the armrest, there's chickens next to you" 😂😂😂
@dinibo2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark always remembers that this is a show. He knows how to bring the fun and keep it moving on every show. He's just great!
@bens59742 жыл бұрын
Mark resting his glass on the couch always sketches me out
@RoyoSker2 жыл бұрын
Threw me off with that new intro!!! I almost panicked, thinking I opened the wrong link 😂 😂 😂
@troythompson22 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@spytown772 жыл бұрын
The intro is lunch baby! I'll drink to that! 🍸
@nathanmansell83292 жыл бұрын
I like watching at 10am as I crack a beer and don’t feel like I’m drinking alone.
@charlesshepherd20042 жыл бұрын
I listen to the pods while working (trucker 🚚) keep em comin! Makes the ride much more enjoyable. I'll be driving and laughing like a hyena. It's great. And the intro scared me.
@maxdmer032 жыл бұрын
56:52 The way Mark looks at his empty glass 😂 Get these guys a drink!
@dilloncostilla34122 жыл бұрын
hahahaha that was a look for sure I wasn't expecting that!
@@prometheusofplanetx6176 you're clearly a noob in psychodelics
@earlymorningpodcast2 жыл бұрын
damn, College Humor/pHub intro then Mark going full black power immediately is something.
@portlandsamber2 жыл бұрын
Love that back of the bartender's neck camera angle.
@clarencethomas012 жыл бұрын
You guys are in such a good rhythm now and the podcast went by so fast! Sally boy seems way more comfortable too and I'm actually glad to see him on now, everything was perfect on this one. Good job guys! Comedy! 🤟
@zakzak58922 жыл бұрын
Such a great podcast love the laid back vibes
@cj4342 жыл бұрын
Yooo the intro made my heart drop omg
@pprotectas84232 жыл бұрын
😂👌
@matt87972 жыл бұрын
you guys had me thinking i hadn't closed my other tab yet
@meatwad50222 жыл бұрын
Algo' Great way to arrive home after work with the new ep notification Cheers 🍻 :)
@amycarrington45452 жыл бұрын
My favorite podcast! Look forward to it every week. 🤗
@itbecameclear4 ай бұрын
that intro just got me some weird stares in the work parking lot. thanks
@andrestein60222 жыл бұрын
I know this comes out Sunday evening, but it fits perfectly into my Monday morning before two bears.
@takodamoyer6282 жыл бұрын
Then bad friends at noon
@whiplashchild73882 жыл бұрын
One of the things I love about this show is Sam trying to mirror Marks enthusiasm in the beginning with those air punches n stuff :D
@treignsinblood2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for scrapping the old intro song👍
@davidb37382 жыл бұрын
Speaking of unfinished jokes heard on movies and TV. "Rectum? Damn near killed em!"
@nater20372 жыл бұрын
Great intro, best pod ever
@khaledjammal44522 жыл бұрын
“Severance” incredible show great semi rec from mark
@Phlayr2 жыл бұрын
lovin the new intro
@skyluke94762 жыл бұрын
Venting to mark would be our generations Frasier and it would be the best show ever. Mark just being a terrible therapist, but somehow his bad advice seems to work for his clients. and by night hes a standup comedian.
@rawpower12xu2 жыл бұрын
5:37 I remember the time I saw Vider feature for Sam and thought: “man, Vider is jacked! Looks like Jocko Willink’s baby brother”
@Ruthlesss862 жыл бұрын
Great show fellas! Enjoyed the hell out of this one.
@torstrasburg82892 жыл бұрын
Good stuff all around. Mark's narcissist bit gave me the biggest laugh of the ep. Will be a winner.
@ContinuumTransfuncioner2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for intro. This is why I love you guys
@mxxico2 жыл бұрын
Finally watched Goodfellas I now understand half the podcast
@maxdmer032 жыл бұрын
1:20:08 Happy Gil-MORE-MYGOD!🤣
@Ontime2day2 жыл бұрын
you guys need to do a movie podcast!!! love that you guys are cinephiles too! my favorite -philes!
@AffordableAdorable3692 жыл бұрын
I've been pushing that "Crimea River" pun for over a month and got no response, to hear Sam laugh when Mark said it, i finally feel validation 🤣🤙 (Not a great time to take a boat out on the Crimea River)
@whiplashchild73882 жыл бұрын
Sorry to tell ya, but that's already been turned into a meme back in like 2014 :/ I felt the same way when I found out that somebody had already made the "whorio" joke.
@AffordableAdorable3692 жыл бұрын
@@whiplashchild7388 it's just a pun, I wasn't speaking to me being the creator of it. I was speaking to enjoying the response Sam had, to something I had gotten no response to the last month... but I feel you 💙
@whiplashchild73882 жыл бұрын
@@AffordableAdorable369 Ah, ok. Those folks don't know what they're missing, it's an excellent pun. Cheers!
@AffordableAdorable3692 жыл бұрын
@@whiplashchild7388 that's what I was thinking 😉
@descendanddecay63072 жыл бұрын
I work with mostly eastern European immigrants (Ukraine, Bulgaria, Armenia, Isreal, ect.). They didn't find it as funny as you and I do lol
@jonnygranville2812 жыл бұрын
This pod has really grown on me. Great stuff
@dilloncostilla34122 жыл бұрын
WOAH!!! FUN INTRO!! Made me look at my screen for a second hahaha
@elvislives65742 жыл бұрын
.... no guests !!! ..... just the lap top Guy !!! ......... these ones are the best ...... just Mark and Sam
@salacuse2 жыл бұрын
that's Mr. Google B!tch to you!
@katieb57222 жыл бұрын
Ohhh my! Everything made me laugh this ep.
@maxdmer032 жыл бұрын
44:56 Mark-Rec-Privacy Screen Protector- “
@primurph2 жыл бұрын
Sam was out when he heard that the seizure lady was black.Punches pulled.
@teewhyeee2 жыл бұрын
I saw that too. Seemed like Mark was hesitant to even mention race, even tho he’s told this story to Joe before and mentioned race then. But Sam mentioned race no problem. Ultimately race shouldn’t matter, but it seemed like Sam was scared to criticize the black woman but ok to criticize the white chick.
@cesposito2 жыл бұрын
Yo what's the tier for an episode where Mark's does West Side Story as a one-man show from the couch? Sam, BarJew, and Salacuse are the audience. Shut up and take my money! You guys are the best!
@maxdmer032 жыл бұрын
I gotta see this!
@choforogabriel2 жыл бұрын
Y'all are wild for the intro 😆
@marcoramos48732 жыл бұрын
Intro scared the crap out of me. Thought I was on the wrong site.
@puzzymonsta692 жыл бұрын
Hell ya new york groove great song i didnt know about
@danseng37478 ай бұрын
You guys give new meaning to THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS! You could have a THEY MIGHT BE DRUNK GIANTS
@miamisdreadpirateroberts3692 жыл бұрын
MY NEEEGASSS
@michaelmartinez94172 жыл бұрын
The airport story was so good. I remember I been through that first of COVID I got Rif’d to Colorado and for one flight I had a dirty Karen act the same way. Not as comedic but I’d love to talk about it to you guys
@AgendaInMind2 жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@GentandHimself2 жыл бұрын
Hey Mark and Sam, do you own the audio to any of your specials? Would you ever do a limited CD run of either I've Got This or Out To Lunch?
@SparkySINN2 жыл бұрын
The intro 💯😹
@user-rb8cr1zl4n_ Жыл бұрын
sorry , i have to express myself while i'm alive, you never know tomorrow, you're adorable
@Nocebolla2 жыл бұрын
Hyped for Sam's show in SLC this weekend! Mark says it's bubbling!
@MrCoolkidnick2 жыл бұрын
the poop smear bits got me dying over here lmaooo
@saint3211 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit the Batman Beyond (or batman of the future depending on where you lived) shoutout, I haven't heard someone mention that in years, I loved that show so much.
@subliminaloats12 жыл бұрын
props to the bartender handling thos russian q’s
@uberfresco2 жыл бұрын
Intro was a good laugh. I do miss the "We Might Be Drunk" song though
@FaterialL2 жыл бұрын
great pod fellas
@kylegeee2 жыл бұрын
If Mark doens't start doing the Chief Queef version of a psychiatrist after this, I will be upset.
@patrick8152 жыл бұрын
Post WWII the music industry was asked to create music that made you feel safe and happy etc
@24749ersrock2 жыл бұрын
So happy Sam recommended in cold blood. A teacher told me to read it in high school and I still think about it to this day.
@autumnmount4952 жыл бұрын
Columbus has so like 5 malls and they all literally have the same thing but sounds like you went to Easton. Lol.
@JFred7202 жыл бұрын
Surprised there is not more subs for this podcast
@WeMightBeDrunkPod2 жыл бұрын
Me too, but we haven't hit a year yet, so maybe by June we hit 100k? Share it with a friend to get us there. The analytics show 60% of viewers aren't subscribed.
@93captian2 жыл бұрын
The boogaloo was not aligned at all with the proud boys. 😂😂
@mjaada2 жыл бұрын
"Krimea river" 😂
@prometheusofplanetx61762 жыл бұрын
Was draaaankin' Whiskey, but decided to pause the show, hop aawwwn my bicycle and go buy Vodka and Grapefruit juice! Naaaaa'I'm drinkin' whatya drinkin'!!
@prometheusofplanetx61762 жыл бұрын
Oh. Side note: If you're taking Heart medication, think twice before zeh Grapefruit. You might die.
@ajstrauss552 жыл бұрын
I really panicked about the sound when I started 🤣🤣
@Melanittanigra2 жыл бұрын
new intro is perfect
@b0ssatr0n912 жыл бұрын
I love how they did the ads right after Mark mentions royalties lol
@jefffffoster2 жыл бұрын
Love the new outro song!!
@doghouse0102 жыл бұрын
No more parodies! Get your own original theme song! This show deserves it!!!
@TheScottGillies2 жыл бұрын
I've made riffs on this for YEEEARS!! To see a pro do the very same makes me feel pretty smart. Crimea River! 36:17
@luislemuz66422 жыл бұрын
That intro is great !🤣
@-Will.2 жыл бұрын
The new intro is much better!
@maxdmer032 жыл бұрын
It’s a classic gift shop. Mugs/T-Shirts/keychains. Bought a lanyard @ 9/11 Museum🤷♂️
@zachhall6242 жыл бұрын
These two together are like New York and poo smearing. It just makes since
@matteotortiello30222 жыл бұрын
Here in italy there was a very funny comic song about a superhero that smears poop on the villains (Shpalman - Elio e le storie tese)💩🙈🙈
@Eltron20102 жыл бұрын
You totally fucked me on the intro! 🤣😂🤣😂
@teewhyeee2 жыл бұрын
that intro LOL
@bulkbogan43202 жыл бұрын
Crimea/"cry me a river" had gasping for air at work!
@deyoungstar2 жыл бұрын
Mark Norman sounds like a baaing sheep when he says “yeaaaaaaaaaah”
@ConoverJ9342 жыл бұрын
Guys, The Batman is fucking awesome. I hope you guys enjoy it.
@guybehindtheguy.2 жыл бұрын
Mazel boys! Best in the biz!
@michellethompson7262 жыл бұрын
Was waiting on their take of the Oscars.
@jonathano54022 жыл бұрын
New intro had me for sec
@AffordableAdorable3692 жыл бұрын
22:40 this guy really knows how to run a smear campaign against himself. Dancing with the Stars, may not be enough 😉🤣
@kokorolex2 жыл бұрын
Bruuuhhhgh the intro got me good 🤣
@My_oh_face2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you were at the Columbus airport and not the Saint Louis airport? I think my friend saw this happen
@kevingallagher4062 жыл бұрын
yoyo i didn't know mark was on a podcast but i should've hyped to get into thia
@kristallyzation2 жыл бұрын
Mark needs to come to New England, someone tell him!
@thedonbishop552 жыл бұрын
I’ve been asking him since 2014. He doesn’t like us. :(
@i.r.baboon37112 жыл бұрын
I forgot where I was with that intro MonkaS
@bruh36462 жыл бұрын
I've been watching a ton of jidion lately so this intro had me tripping lol
@RebornAsASquid2 жыл бұрын
26:03 got that autotune on normand
@j.c.92562 жыл бұрын
The intro freaked me out, I thought I hit the wrong button!
@Blade702 жыл бұрын
That intro scared me. 😆
@Duzzer_One Жыл бұрын
Yo best intro ever, fucking aye where do I remember that by??
@ase11k2 жыл бұрын
ctfu at the cellphone war lol
@thesamminator12 жыл бұрын
The new intro is so good, much better than a 30 second song. Keep it up fatties!