Ep. 84 Neat Tricks w/ Tom Segura | Dr. Drew After Dark

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Tom Segura joins Dr. Drew for this episode of Dr. Drew After Dark. They discuss YMH Live 2, the risks of Tom performing a chiropractic adjustment on Nadav, Ash Armand, the Gigolos star that was arrested for murder, and the homeless problem in California. They watch a ball slapping tutorial, a guy singing about his large member, an antimasker freak-out in a pharmacy, a Gmail cool guy, and a kickboxing horrible or hilarious. They respond to viewer voicemails and emails about surviving on one's own breast milk, mouth watering browns, hemorrhoid pain relief, and increased alcohol consumption due to the quarantine.
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[@as_below_so_above]

Drew's face when the caller tells him to not be stingy 😂

[@xPeriwinkle]

He hasnt seen Leo yet has he? 😅

[@BirdOfHermes8381]

Someone's a tool fan 😉😉😉

[@chialike138]

I love Tom's genuine excitement for the horrible things he wants to show Dr. Drew. His face lights up like a proud child showing off their accomplishments to a parent.

[@chialike138]

And Drew is so proud that they're going on the fridge! Lol

[@chialike138]

@@lepus6511 And then Tim brings all of his friends over to show it off, and all of them are equally confused and concerned.

[@about99ninjas56]

@@chialike138 tims friends would enjoy it also as they have gone thru this and have been broken by tims unrelenting stream of horrible clips. No low and/or loose jeans in these parts

[@chialike138]

@@about99ninjas56 This is true you gotta keep'em high and tight, but Tim hasn't broken the mental of all of his friends some are stronger then the one's who have relations with dogs. *cough* Brett *cough*

[@about99ninjas56]

@@chialike138 @Chia Like bart chrysalis has never been one of tims true brother husband. Hes ALWAYS breaking proto, never has his Jeans high or tight due to weight reasons. This is tims' contribution to mankind, taking care of that r word.

[@JD-ux7po]

Tom had a stroke saying the “most important part” at 43:00 lololol sounds like chocolate soufflé

[@DwightShootr]

Jake I was looking to see if anyone else spit out their drink at that! thank you!

[@DrDANKize]

I would love to see a “Nadav on the streets” video. Where he goes around interviewing cool guys he finds.

[@dtroutmann]

Best line of the show Tom: "he sounded REALLY worried"

[@JordanJimmyDavison]

Tom puts the “scrum” scrumptious!

[@brimster-valorantaggressiv3419]

@david chappel he puts scrumptious in scrum

[@friskydingo2961]

Rather prescrumtious if you ask me chomos

[@BEEFCEK]

@@friskydingo2961 I know one will see it but you deserve more for prescrumptuous

[@keenanbaldree6888]

Learn better English.

[@bradfreier8695]

W just a top tier comment

[@Jake_IBS]

The ball-leg slap tutorial was so helpful in my journey to conquer this! That last turn of the leg is the key to success, and having the right ball hang too. Thanks Miles!

[@TKO593]

The ratio to ball hang and the cadence/timing of the leg swing is just something that takes practice and will vary from boys to men.

[@Jake_IBS]

@@TKO593 Aaaaaaa Hundred Percent

[@ext93]

Your right ball hangs lower? What is that like? I got that left side hanger, and I feel like my lefty is the dominant nut. My right ball is a little bitch that hides closer to my body

[@nimmha6708]

@@ext93 no, the right one is dominant, he stands near the drama, the left one wants to run away from you.. That's why it hangs like that.

[@nimmha6708]

@@ext93 You are welcome, by the way.

[@bwb403]

I stopped walking my doll as soon as this new video dropped!

[@agustinmiranda869]

Jesus man

[@jenney17]

Hahahaha you creepy SOB. 😅

[@littlefrog9553]

Nice

[@bingbongthegong]

Fucking hilarious

[@BirdOfHermes8381]

@The Ivory Birchman I got a rash from mine!

[@andersonm-music]

It seems like Drew is gradually evolving into a dark spirit with each episode and I’m really grateful for that.

[@boochgaming2845]

"Dont be stingy drew" sometimes the listeners are the funniest part of these.

[@Filiolus]

"...okay, I won't be" Lol

[@RG-tm7uq]

Haha yeah I enjoyed the first 10 seconds as well

[@rolandu.1167]

Sometimes...

[@mattfuller3172]

He will be.

[@doctorswifto5422]

This is where it spits

[@Ciaran_B]

To be honest I prefer the ones with Tom and Dr.Drew the way Tom distresses Dr.Drew always makes me laugh

[@joeyhampton5075]

If they alternated with tina, tom, and a guest that would be great

[@JordyHaynes13]

“don’t be stingy drew” “okay i wont be.” hahahaha

[@halamelatoda2417]

Tom is hilarious w Drew

[@judsonsimmons7017]

Y

[@curmidgeon8]

💀💀💀

[@stormcorrosion176]

Damn Jordy, fine as hell

[@cedricnora4481]

@@stormcorrosion176 man I'm sorry dawg, clout got her cracked

[@dbrano74]

These early drops will definitely have me coming up in May!!!

[@RobbieFitzgerald]

Tom laughing about cheating on Christina was hilarious.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

he was laughing about having hpv

[@LGG393]

It made me sad. I know he's "just kidding" or he wouldn't be saying it on a freaking podcast but idk, if I was Christina I'd be a lot suspish. I just really hope Tom's following proto.

[@clevermissfox]

@@LGG393 push has a gps tracker on bunz , she got called out and got defensive af. She said she doesn’t but she would…

[@queensboro1560]

Any plans on "Well it's normal size" boxers?!

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

I simply cannot express my joy when I got through the paid ads, only to get a forced ad immediately after. Thank you youtube lords.

[@leemcgrath4350]

Just wish these were longer!

[@hellooutsiders6865]

Molly stands for MDMA, this guy is shouting out his love for ecstasy. You can hear him say whoa "molly wobbles"

[@Fathom_VTuber]

Doctor Drew might be my favorite victim of Tom. He has totally transformed to a high and tight heavy hitter

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736]

For a show called "Dr. Drew After Dark" don't you think it might be a good idea to tone down the blinding lights? might make this feel less surgical.

[@cultistsash]

After dark comes light.

[@jamespowell9062]

Wow bro look at the studio now. They listened!

[@salomonitachi91]

Tom with that drip though!!

[@Whoopsydayzee]

Thats from the HPV

[@dylanbye3147]

Tom got that drippy drip

[@DNYGdj]

Tum is wearing the cartoon section of the LA Times

[@shpongle7322]

Neat stuff. Slick stuff. Cool stuff.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

But mostly raw stuff.

[@eugenedelahot-croixbun8910]

Because that’s just who I am

[@RyanJames-iv3qu]

Let the conversation begin... >:)

[@thenightking6662]

It's official... we're on Facebook

[@uhohhotdog151]

i like that.

[@ooainaught]

Damn! Drew is throwing heat today.

[@Dilltalbs4]

“I gotta strengthen my core and all that garbage” 😂 Yes man that is what you have to do. I was a skinny 25 year old with back pain, idek how that is even possible lol, but core strengthening fixed it in less than 2 months and a year later its crazy different.

[@royce4me641]

We need merch king to release ymh spew buckets with his face on the bottom laughing..

[@mahpimbo9943]

With these new cameras I can see all their little holes!

[@MlRAAK]

Is that what that is? I thought I just had the brightness on my phone too high

[@mattduell3]

I can almost see where it spits!

[@Neimonster]

The quality is certainly better, but it has a pink tint.

[@autismunleashed1628]

@@Neimonster true, i couldnt put my finger on what was different

[@sircybin8371]

Thats where it spits

[@shellbellheart_tv]

Drew: "The Stool is a major means of disease transmission" Also Drew: "it's totally cool to eat your shit bro. keep it up"

[@youutuube]

LMAAAO NOT dr drew considering WEIGHING HIS BALLS DOWN for even a second!!! This is an amazing show.

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

It really got me when Drew somewhat randomly calls Nadav a pussy 😂😂😂

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

We all know Drew has a knee slappin monstrous Hog, Now let's hear it.

[@OsculatingPlane]

me watching at 18:40: no, no, no, no, that's silly" me 5 minutes later: "honey, come quick! look what I could do!"

[@mcdonkey6851]

I imagine this episode was scheduled a little like this: Christina: Hey Drew, how bout next week Tom comes on Drew: No

[@juanordaz5216]

I’m 25mins in and this has been so funny so far! Love it!! Let him crack your back!! Lol

[@testarossagzb5582]

I guess it really is after dark. The sun just started to come up

[@DNYGdj]

LMAO

[@TheKnutification]

Their just following google and youtube proto and have switched over to Chinese time standards. Don't be stingy western world.

[@zace98]

You know I don't think you have any

[@zace98]

It must not a big difference it was so I'm just

[@zace98]

I'm in

[@MrJayOkane]

Yall see his passion for wanting to help the homeless. Whew. Give that man super healing powers.

[@manchild1111111]

I look at you as a challenge and I’m trying to break your spirit 😂

[@cjgrise7187]

Tom’s warning about the live show has me nervous lolll

[@jenney17]

Dismemberment? 😳

[@TTK1224]

Going 30mg Tom for the show tonight

[@pim5490]

When is this show supposed to start? If anyone knows? Thanks

[@TTK1224]

@@pim5490 8pm eastern time/ 5pm pacific, and you can watch at anytime for a week after the live show

[@pim5490]

@@TTK1224 Thank you

[@corylee8137]

I’m impressed by how Drew can remember names so well from past callers and cool guys. Hilarious that he still can’t remember Brendan’s name

[@RG-tm7uq]

Thank you for these early morning uploads! Super high, very tight.

[@RG-tm7uq]

Oh shit the live podcast is today! This is the greatest birthday present. Thanks Jean

[@brodyrichard263]

Come on, show me that you like me

[@Kerberosfish]

happy birthday jeans

[@RG-tm7uq]

@@Kerberosfish Thanks mommie. I'm home here now

[@todd.howard]

Happy birthday chomo!

[@TheRubenJohnson]

Happy birthday jean, Drink extra Koolaid today!

[@HeisntLegend]

Loving that weird kids Despised Icon shirt.

[@IrishGary1]

ooo this is gonna be good, this is gonna be good...you better believe im coming up to the live show....you are terrific

[@brodyrichard263]

👌

[@Christopher-md7tf]

Lol they're acting like 2011 was in the Dark Ages. The iPhone 4 was out and Facebook, Twitter, and KZbin had been around for years at that point. Filming a silly video and uploading it was pretty much just as easy then as it is now.

[@greenthumb9406]

That sounds around when I got my first Flip HD camera! 720p baby. Plug it right in to the computer and upload it immediately.

[@Kickliberalsout]

9 years is awhile ago alots happened the generation that had parents that gave them everything can’t handle when someone disagrees with them and they attack and try to cancel this world is falling apart so yes it feels like 2011 was along time ago

[@cedricnora4481]

That's true shit, I was already using a laptop's camera to make dumb ass KZbin videos 😂

[@courtneymichael4321]

Poor Drew looks ill with these new cameras. I can’t tell if he’s just preparing for Toms psychological torture but I can’t wait to hear Toms laugh!

[@jefftatro8871]

The episode with him wearing the white shirt was startling.

[@SR-kt7jc]

How ya doin everybody it's Big Time Tommy. Here's my thought of the day: Don't give up or something. That's the old school way. OS for life. Take it eas

[@isaaccutlip5815]

Stay glassin

[@Christopher-md7tf]

The COMEBACK is always bigger than the setback. OS. For life. Take it eazzzzz

[@jesselestrat4573]

Can’t wait for tonight see you all at the live show!

[@nlaschn]

"The ones that really do a good job it feels like they're hitting your throat." DEAD

[@8656737s]

I can't get enough of 90 day 🤣 I'm pretty sure Drew's losing his mind lol!

[@mdummy]

Don’t be stingy Drew. Show us the ddddd

[@andersonm-music]

The D slapping his leg

[@Cloudy_light]

D club.

[@jakholl]

Nadav's back with the 3rd grade summer story description "mr tom and Dr drew watched funny videos and they did some other things and it was good"

[@alyssaruiz892]

“You guys have the same medical background… none” 😂😂 I wouldn’t let anyone but my chiropractor adjust me too, Nedav.

[@catalyst429]

This is the first YMH I’ve seen with Dr Drew and it’s probably my favorite, Tom and Doc vibe really well!

[@CJJC42]

The hoodie tom is wearing is drawings of his victims

[@jenney17]

It's the most distracting hoodie ever.

[@sorahb]

I thought it was one of those anime face hoodies at first

[@chamomilecowboy9613]

@@sorahb Tom isnt cultured enough for some Ahegao

[@edwardhill3410]

@@chamomilecowboy9613 nah he's just not a 15-year-old

[@Incubansoul]

I love how the vibe of this is that Tom basically owns Drew's show and is some sort of sadistic benefactor.

[@GrayVMhan]

That is exactly what's going on

[@ext93]

Daddy Drew is now a full blown sicko like the rest of us. Touch my camera, etc

[@HeathcliffeMcHarris]

Malefactor

[@tylersmith293]

Love the combo.

[@natasharad5973]

I think we totally lost Dr. Drew "Dont be a pussy. Let him crack your back." Haha

[@jewsco]

Tom you must make a video like the guy spinning around for Christina

[@Cabsmell]

When are you guys going to start selling Your Moms House barf buckets??? TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[@jamesdoe8158]

🤮😎

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Honestly a trash can as merch for this channel would be overly fitting.

[@cedricnora4481]

Holy shit. I could use one daily after I take one of those gargantuan dabs that shake the very fibers of my being

[@Sitting_leaves]

I saw the first live show, and I made it through with no vomiting. Tom is hyping this new one up so much that I'm too scared to buy a ticket for it lol

[@blakeb965]

First episode I’ve watched and I love Dr. Drew!!

[@dylon2932]

Hey Mommies, the new cameras look great, but you’re white balance is a little Tok’d. You might want to follow proto and adjust that. Keep up ‘em high and tight!

[@diarh34]

why it gotta be white

[@burningliquidsky]

Why is it called white balance seems kinda racist, please make it as dark as possible for all the African American viewers.

[@barryhiblen3988]

#whiteballancematters

[@Madzblr]

Thank you I was wondering what was up I think either that or the brightness is on auto or something

[@michaelrenou6092]

Lol he called him “Brandon” instead of “Brendan”

[@portlandsamber]

Again & again, even. That's just Yanni Sundowns with the Alzheimer's.

[@RumHam6969]

He did on king and the sting too LOL

[@after1001]

He's a boomer on a cocktail of drugs who is obsessed with laughing at mentally ill people, what do you want?

[@donyexo]

hurd it bowlthf wayzee b

[@brendendielman3150]

lame

[@rickmolini6392]

The Doc really cuts loose with Tom its a thing of beauty!

[@00SamG]

Almost forgot to get my pass for the next live show!!! Missed out on the last one.. can’t wait!

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Doctor “I should bring Xanax for all y’all” drew

[@saulsilver209]

Them being high on xans would probably ruin it

[@fjelstadmichael2478]

Tom: The streets of LA are WILD Drew: yea, that’s oral fecal

[@brodyrichard263]

So so excited to be just glassin the live show tonight cant wait to see ED live and uncensored especially where it spits you ste truly showing us how much you like us Tom

[@brodyrichard263]

@Kristie C they will show it again I promise lol

[@brodyrichard263]

@Kristie C and he said himself he has a good mouthful so I'm not sold yet! Lmfao I'm just playin but I'm super excited I'm gonna purchase the last episode amd watch it while i wait

[@MrKhho100]

Tagged like a caribou is now my go-to phrase

[@UnBreakAble1111]

Dude, Segura's looking built!

[@justincook6139]

Hey Native, you can open a link in a new tab by clicking on the scroll wheel of the mouse.

[@Emily-pi8xe]

So excited for the live show!

[@hotrod300]

These make my workday so much better ❤️

[@slime2024]

Tom still has his frontal lobe he won't kill him.

[@franciscomagana9045]

Despised Icon!!!!

[@jeremiahbachmann3901]

Thank Goodness that it's Tom this week!!!

[@Jwack67]

Their relationship is so wholesome and I'm fucking here for it.

[@JSorb]

Drew plugging his shirt confirms he’s truly conformed.

[@hatholraeg]

Brendan Schaub...talking...[shudders]

[@bearrett50kal17]

You misspelled Brandon

[@LuckyLuch1]

Its Brenda get it right

[@wilquorra]

Ya talmbout the hardest working podcaster in the business b, literally talks for a livin, axe jay

[@yanomanches1375]

I would LOVE to see drew on 90 days. RATIONAL REVOLUTION! 💪🏻💪🏻

[@marissahaide5555]

I’m so glad I got to watch this right before the live episode wow

[@owenarchibald3398]

Just saw this posted at 6 am but I’m goin to sleep. I’ll watch later today. Good night mommies!

[@rosieh8641]

Sleep tight mommy!

[@craigstewart9693]

I turn into a telescope when I see these early drops!

[@chrisbeeclean1579]

What a good day I watched drew on KATS and then right into this. Fantastic.

[@TimWing23]

Anyone else do what I do when watching YMH & Dr Drew After Dark I fast forward to their video reactions to watch first and then when I'm done I go back and listen to other parts of the podcast.

[@eOAKLANDACTIVE]

If tom paralyzed nadav by cracking his back just look at the bright side if they ever made a irl family guy movie he could play Joe Swanson uh 100%

[@friskydingo2961]

In the family guy world he would be Mort

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjense1485]

joe swanson has muscles, isn´t a tub of lard and had his change of voice. nadav would be that ginger jew

[@about99ninjas56]

Not really since he would still need muscles and a good face.

[@mingywantwingy1379]

Read the end of your comment in Berts voice 🤣🤣🤣

[@BabiesKillYou]

I like the new cams, but you guys are slightly overexposed with those lights and the background. Better get that up to proto or yer dun 🤘🏻

[@jenney17]

Drew looks hella washed out.

[@roej5465]

Haven't watched the news in over 10 years; keeping on your own ideas of the world is the wisest choice you can make, Tom

[@DeltaTempest]

Tom needs to be on more often!

[@poloniusfilth7178]

The Rational Revolution would be cool as a stand alone show. Boomers complaining can be interesting at times- but this episode with Tom is much funnier than the past few have been

[@martinweidner7947]

I audibly said "oh jesus" then clicked on this

[@chefkef7139]

Drew and Joey needs to happen!

[@lanabillyreyjane293]

I've cracked my parents backs all the way down my whole life, since I was little,and I'm very good at it,I even know how to position the arms and legs and how to pop that lowest vertebra

[@xsuicidalheartx]

HOW. I need that one cracked so bad and my hubby hasn’t been able to get it for me

[@thecountryhutch]

Some people are just born amazing

[@camero220]

"may" contain sexually oriented content. Yeah, okay drew.

[@slime2024]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shpongle7322]

Hi what’s your pronoun?

[@questioneverything7582]

So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. T The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

[@nunpho]

@@questioneverything7582 my dad died from your so called "boogey virus". It's horrific. Why post all that nonsense here anyway.

[@christianrubio1262]

Currently eating...and ill be back after I eat or after my food is well digested or I poop it out. Thanks for the heads up Tom , Dr drew 👍

[@NinjaNick720]

Drew is the world's greatest person.. Tom is my favorite person lol

[@Quarrelstick]

I like the part where Dr. Drew offers to bring xanax for everyone at the YMH live show. Cool guy move.

[@juliandansken]

Here is the "Ball Slappi'n" song guys!!! Soundcloud link: soundcloud.com/julian-dansken/slappingballs

[@GeorgeSweet]

I love Tom's jackets so much.

[@purevocals510]

Love tim so much

[@Grand-Massive]

jeez, it sounds like you should need to sign a waver to watch YMH live