Ep 89: Dina Hashem & Nasty Wine

Recorded on July 13th - Pre Table Replacement
Dina Hashem everybody! Not a fan of the natty wine, but we saved it!
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[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

@1:10:49 Sam, I'm sure you've considered this but I think providing a little more context to the story at the start, maybe as part of the transition or lead in from some preceeding material. You mentioned she has very different beliefs? Could be made clear that she is unwilling to take more traditional forms of birth control, that left plan B as your only option? I feel like if you made the impasse inherent to wanting to remain childless and her wanting to hook up but not use birth control, could be foreshadowed more. This would help convey that you understand the gravity of having abortions but that might be your only option given her beliefs and your circumstances. The best thing might be to bring it back around to how some women feel now that the option to have that abortion has been taken away from them even in cases where they may not have had a chance/option to use traditional birth control. 🤔 (or start with that as the context) Both you and they are PRO their Life.

[@10ftSamsquanchy]

I was thinking about adoption, but I have too many commitment issues. So instead I opted for fostering. Because fostering a child is just like a subscription service. Keep em for a while until you've watched all the new content, then cancel and sign up for the next streaming service for the new stuff over there...

[@strangeadv4977]

who else loved that Sam got "Mic'd up" to make a drink but it wasn't turned on....Comedy!

[@seanmatthewking]

Just walking around with a mic attached to his shirt for no reason like an idiot....Comedy!

[@hypernovaorcus]

The one time the Beer Jew skips out on an episode and they get nasty wine...Comedy!

[@CB-he8if]

48:30 “I feel like dogs, cleavage, and bacon would really lighten the mood” Normand’s word economy is incredible even with off-the-cuff lines

[@AxeMan808]

Rule Of Three.

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

I like her mellow vibe. And I can never get enough of Sam's hearty laugh.

[@arsplastiques]

Totally! His laugh is strangely satisfying, like it contains all of the elements of a good laugh.

[@JasonSvoboda]

Oh man, she is a killer. Go watch her Roast Battles.

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

@@JasonSvoboda Will do, thanks!

[@Balxandr]

4 mins in Mark’s asking the guest if her mom was a hitter, I like it I like it

[@heavenwasfool]

Comedy! 😂

[@空心菜沒用]

Mark is awesome

[@SJone]

That was quality!!!

[@fullmop]

Big Dina fan, check out her roasts if you haven’t seen them, shes a killer

[@contento66]

She had the best roast joke I've ever heard, by far. "Indistinguishable road feature"

[@CtheG420]

Isn't this the chick that got blasted for the joke about xxxtentacion? She's funny.

[@moihawk666]

i want to see her get roasted

[@babalootukeke]

@@contento66 That roast is one of my favourite things of all time.

[@jamaljames1598]

She’s not a killer, she’s a flat out mutilator.

[@SourceSigorb]

"...but I don't know, you tell me, you're the gash" will be said to my wife sometime soon. Thanks again Mark.

[@cgiddinge3019]

That beginning really shows you how much Sam contributes to the show, with all love for Mark. But Sam brings energy and momentum, undeniable.

[@steve_5105]

Sam's such a pro, on and off stage. Kept the conversation light and funny while talking off mike mixing drinks! Beast!

[@ItsOnlyGenjutsu]

Fuck, I must be awkward like Mark lol. Cause I thought of Mark... what you did of Sam XD.

[@JBird195]

@@ItsOnlyGenjutsu same

[@catsanstail]

mark is sooo ooo oooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo hungover lmao

[@SevenHunnid]

Hey brotha I’m 20, grinding hard to get out the hood, I can’t be 30 with nothing to show for so i smoke weed on my youtube channel yessur👀👀

[@ManuelMartinez-fr8bo]

She is legitimately hilarious when I’ve seen her live opening for sam.

[@steviecollins8425]

Same! Im opening for her in 10 days and im puuumped!

[@MrPicklejuice98]

I'd kill to catch that show

[@ManuelMartinez-fr8bo]

@@steviecollins8425 dude sick ! Have great sets !

[@drewstaples9648]

She needs to do audio books with that voice!! She seems super chill. Really liked this ep!

[@THCMusicBlog]

in brewing, odd tastes like "nail polish remover", "vinegar" or "cardboard" means the fermentation went wrong due to bacterial contamination or failed temperature regulation.

[@cloudbloom]

Or it just tastes like shit

[@KptnHaddock_]

In natural Wine that can also mean "It's supposed to taste like boozy vinegar you imbecile!" Love me some natural Wine, but sometimes it can get quite hard to defend the off tastes that can occur in a bottle.

[@davidshamiri1448]

They toughed it out and still drank it lol

[@erikgriswold5273]

@@KptnHaddock_ What's the difference between natural wine and regular wine? 2 seconds after posting this i realized i could just google this instead of expecting someone else to tell me. my bad,

[@INORBET]

@@erikgriswold5273 yes , that was your bad 😂😂

[@KidBaklava504]

I’m overseas watching this on a Monday morning. Instead of a cocktail I’m having a cup of coffee. The coffee talk is very appropriate this morning. Have a great week ya drunks!

[@brownkemosabe]

Dina has always been a freaking ACE at dry wit. Her delivery is quietly spectacular, much like a crisp whiskey sour.

[@delasse3178]

did sam's parents beat him every waking minute he wasn't watching movies? lol dear god he cannot be stopped XD XD

[@arcsyndicate]

59:40 for Dina's daily 3 hiccups

[@Dionysus_09]

Hiccups can definitely be very annoying. I get them a few days a week and they last too. It's from drinking 13 beers or so a day, every once in a while it triggers strong.

[@John-ki7zn]

2:30, watching Sam pull that cork out without using the handles is hilarious.

[@xtnabambolina]

Dina has the most calming beautiful voice. Love her!! Great ep!

[@jakefromstatefarm4508]

I’m loving all the table changes. Haven’t nailed it yet, but we’ll get there boys.

[@Odin31b]

Where do the old ones go to die?

[@crush3095]

49:22 YES, I don't have a dog but in the DEEPEST stress and anxiety, I take comfort in knowing that I am an animal, and all I need to be happy, is food, sleep, love, not the complex issues of life

[@ravens4tw]

Sam: anyone please send us your alcohol Mark: (not drinking bodega cat)

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Switched from 3rd to 1st this weekend so I get to drink with the boys 🤙🏻 Safely at home and not driving equipment drunk on the job!!! IMPROVEMENTS PEOPLE!!!!

[@SodaMehPop]

nice i also shift to a lower gear when im drunk driving listening to kevin hart and jew

[@Chris-kc8bi]

I love how Normand looks like his descent into complete alcoholism is edging closer and closer episode by episode, yet it doesn't seem to make a dent on Sam's "whatever... i'll probably die alone anyway" demeanour. Love it!!!

[@ML-kx9gz]

Nice to see Dina on the show, I was sort of wondering when I'd start seeing her hit the podcast circuits that I watch.

[@MarsLonsen]

dina sitting there with 4 different liquids

[@goneg8or]

@ about 40 min. Mark calls Dina "the gash" and instead of getting sour about it, she tags his joke. True comic.

[@bunnybangz]

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 needed something to watch refreshed at the right time 🤗

[@DubRod]

Same here!

[@kyleoldham6115]

Same

[@AlEpp1834]

I could hear the hangover on this one great ep🤌😂

[@raffin2040]

I’m gonna keep requesting Eddie Pepitone as a guest every week. Dude is a cult icon!! His new podcast is so ridiculous and silly. Much needed hilarity and escapism in these strange and odd times. Lots of bizarre and escapist style humor sketches on it

[@trickortralk]

Dina's unassuming energy brought out another side of Mark and Sam here and made this probably the most interesting and unexpectedly one of the funniest episodes of the pod.

[@thefly1203]

Reach

[@scott4398]

"I think corks are bad for the environment." *Good For The Environment*

[@MrPittsSox]

Cork comes from trees that are disappearing faster than the kitty litter for that monster...

[@MadDawg420]

So much dead air 😂 everyone was hilarious though

[@GahMorninJulia]

Awkward silence around a dining table is the Muzzy way.

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

The grey table has taken over the show! Is it growing? Is in discussion for a show of its own.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Don't get used to it, we chopped it up and burned it shortly after recording this episode.

[@GarthFodder]

MUCH love to Dina hashem!! One of my favorites

[@Beechwood.Barber]

Marks bit "I don't know how I feel about buying a kid online" 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

"you're the GASH" T SHIRTS AVALIABLE NEXT WEEK!

[@mikes6316]

the last 10 minutes was great watching the joke writing process, can't imagine having to go in front of a crowd trying to work out abortion jokes lol

[@KidBaklava504]

Abortion jokes… they kill every time!

[@farseer123456789]

"You're the gash" Anyone else hear the internet go "WOOOOOW" at the same time? lol freakin love Mark Normand

[@84m30]

15:50 can’t take the Louisiana out of Mark! The Morris Bart ad lol

[@MikeP2055]

Dina's awesome. I dig her style of stand-up, the way she crafts jokes -- like a writer's comic, if that makes sense... ? I dunno, I'm just fascinated by comedians' different approaches to eliciting laughter. ANYHOOZLE, now I've completely forgotten what else it was that I wanted to comment on. Oh well. Another great ep, gang!

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

48:35 "I feel like dogs, cleavage and bacon would really lighten the mood"

[@dustinedwardanderson]

36:00 Mark's watch.

[@zombierobotsheep]

59:36 You can see Dina gearing up for exactly 3 hiccups. XD

[@adamlangdon2245]

"The burka..the rocks.. the no driving..." This chick has a good sense of humor

[@AboveAllBeOriginal]

she’s hilarious

[@stampede4107]

Dina is one of the funniest

[@shibinpaul1386]

Man, I've been a fan of Dina ever since I came across her in the Roast Battle scene and now she's a writer! I cant help but be so proud of her. I've always wanted to see her in a podcast (other than her own) with other comics, But I never would have thought it would be WMBD to get the ball rolling! Thanks to Sam and Mark for this one!

[@bp4861]

Good on Sam for being like bro when Mark says clap fuckin clap hahaha

[@bori1986]

Her laugh is everything ❤️ Mark drinking coffee and wine 😂

[@snipz113]

This makes the Monday morning drive to work a little less rough.

[@vednev6931]

Mark in a Hooters t-shirt is my spirit animal

[@williammcdollar]

Mark called Sam “Sloppy Joe-loppy”. Mark really was hammered. Wrong pod!

[@ChrisDragotta]

Gilbert Godfry: "Look at all of you, staring at me. How'd you like it if I came to where you work and stared at you?"

[@isiahstevens8320]

I was waiting for a Dina episode, love this woman so damn much 💜

[@trombone_pasha]

I want to watch Mark's special where his wristwatch will beep in the middle of everything

[@dreamulator]

3 of the best comedians ever

[@TheBackyardShow818]

Talk about one of the funniest female comics 🤘 love her roasts too

[@dead_lantern_gamer]

"Kid Bits" I'm coughing laughing

[@omarrashid4822]

This is like a way better version of Red Table Talk, good job guys!

[@aliveinabox]

Night Court is where I first saw Yakov Smirnoff. Good stuff.

[@AdrianHertz]

0:08 We might be drunk? More like we are definitely hangover or at least mark is.

[@musictowriteto4956]

Been waiting for this one for a while. Glad to see her on here

[@rekososa3175]

"I'm joking Driver" lol

[@MrPittsSox]

Good think they mic'd up Sammy...let's go producers!

[@mikeraye2012]

Mark glancing at his beeping watch kills me.

[@OvSpP]

As someone who's starting a couple writers rooms himself (and to boot with a bunch of homies from improv so I'm already winning) I feel like i'm getting gems. Thx Dina!

[@SebastianOwlMusic]

Marcel the Shell FINALLY on a podcast

[@kamyarziabari498]

Overnight delivery. This podcast is really good

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

dogs are considered filthy because they're filthy

[@kurama7981]

Damn she’s loyal, I respect that👸🏻

[@joryhansen50]

The song at the end is sooooo great. The jokes aren't bad either.

[@heshamelrehaimy131]

Mark's pronunciation of Hashem in the intro was an almost perfect pronunciation of Hesham. Maybe I should spelling my name Hashem

[@nickyv1436]

You tell me you’re the gash lolol ahhh I’m dying 😂😂

[@OvSpP]

I always get Sam and Mark confused with each other, this might help me with that.

[@nastradumbass]

Bring in the dawgs gillis and mccusker

[@aaronbrissette652]

When she mentioned how coffee is an antidepressant and sam says it isn’t working I thought for a second man “we might be depressed” would be a solid name for the pod too

[@mikeboomer8608]

Voyage of the Mimi! Great shout and Mark with 'I think it's meme'

[@mattlamb1086]

another great episode! These dudes are among my fav comedians!

[@-cohst]

"yeah, some xanax, yeahh" 22:32 lmao

[@thefly1203]

40:09 you’re the gash 😂

[@hunter12555]

Sometimes the guests aren’t funny but I’ll always watch for marky boi

[@solowri5100]

This is King & The Sting all over again!!

[@chefcouch7174]

Voyage of the Mimi, what a throwback!

[@jonadams5547]

Totally agree with the outside clothes being in the bedroom. I worked in railyards though and there was exhaust all over everything so I would literally strip and shower after work lol everyday

[@iamgeminijoker]

dude. im watchin this at 6am. after a night out. lol

[@Arcticpagan]

Cant remember last time coffe had an effect 😅 but yeah swedish so i consume a couple of litres a day

[@delasse3178]

every time I think I might be Mark Normand's biggest fan, I watch an episode of We Might Be Drunk and am reminded that person is Sam

[@saul812]

Blows my mind y’all ain’t going to the theatre, going at least once a month myself! Lol

[@MrPittsSox]

Sammy my boy...you gotta pop that bottle and let that sit for 10 minutes to open up before consumption.

[@hypernovaorcus]

Jews are only allowed to mellow their tannins on Rosh Hashanah

[@alexpolewski1247]

25:11 they blurred apu 😂😂😂

[@teelorp8306]

Mark loves that he can beat his dad up now.

[@nickitoff9629]

Great episode! Thank you Dina Hashem for sharing info about your heritage. So important that people understand other cultures. Thanks We Might Be Drunk team/podcast!

[@kanifalam7835]

She has the most relaxing voice

[@wolfgangcho9236]

Mark should of told dina that joe list does a small mouth joke

[@Zigerond]

They finally got Aziz Ansari on the pod

[@aharmon6402]

Dina is so talented

[@thatonemexicanrodriguez9558]

I could hear her laugh all day.

[@augustkraus1389]

Happy to see this tonight! Sober Fan Club (aka quitters), checking in!

[@the_Rade]

mark, review the kid is brilliant! you got something there. It's gold, Jerry! it's gold

[@sebastianquinones9406]

Nice ep! But 21:51 got me hooked for next week’s guest, Tom Papa!

[@isaacr9893]

I love mark normand because I’m truly a funnier person because of him