EP#90 | Niko Nearly DIES from Laughing at the World's Funniest AI

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[@DumbDrum]

“This is not your last fight. This is also not your first fight. This is... not even your fight.” 🤣

[@cobeycobb]

The best moment of all time. lmao

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

I just wonder who's fight it is then.

[@pickledparya]

51:17

[@holliswilliams8426]

so AI is basically Monty Python lol

[@geographyRyan]

@@Place_Your_Order_Here Not yours

[@guyjcollins]

Official Lyrics for "The Song About Our Podcast" by Jake Watson ft AI If I was Canadian I'd be a Canada person I'd have better healthcare And this AI thinks I get to keep my guns But it clearly hasn't been to Canada lately I'd have a place in the world, I would be a citizen I wouldn't be American If I was Canadian

[@emilemassie]

As a canadian, Im sooo happy this happened

[@DeathBringer769]

If only Canadians got to keep their guns though, lol.

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

@@DeathBringer769 Well, clearly you haven't been to Canada lately

[@BelaCurcio]

"We are all worms; but I do believe I'm a glow worm" so inspirational so deep

[@E9vam7]

Appearanty that was a real quote. Churchill really said that, no idea what he meant though.

[@DUHRIZEO]

A worm odyssey if you will

[@RhysClark97]

52:50 petition for them to make a video about a super inspirational speech that just doesn't end.

[@DumbDrum]

“I am ready.” - Jesus Christ, 1 BC 🤣🤣🤣

[@a.w_.]

Just as I open KZbin to find something to watch as I eat dinner, I'm awarded this

[@lukasmakessomething7322]

Because of the pandemic this is the most relatable comment I’ve seen in awhile

[@SJ77756]

Same as u

[@kylehagertybanana]

Eating for an hour and sixteen minutes is fun

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

The gods want you to choke on your food lol

[@JeffLange1]

Sam making Niko laugh is the best part of these podcasts.

[@jonahbarretto6767]

holy fuck i cant stop laughing at top 10 famous last words

[@kayshire5690]

Finally, good representation! 🇨🇦 Yay the other 4 Canadians who watch Corridor gave this thumbs up!

[@hammyofdoom8355]

California is definitely in Canada

[@tradeo8899]

@@hammyofdoom8355 Ontario definitely is.

[@pjshurm]

“top 10 wars” was the funniest thing i’ve heard said out loud in a long time

[@justinlymburner580]

This AI adds to it's stories like JK Rowling in interviews

[@AaronGrosch29]

A small tear drop formed in the corner of my eye at the start of this podcast. It has continued to grow throughout. I fully expect to shed one, perfectly beautiful tear by the end of this podcast. Amazing. *Slow Claps*

[@AaronGrosch29]

I was wrong. 2 perfectly formed tears graced my cheeks. Thank you.

[@jahniyaavila3348]

@@AaronGrosch29such a dweeb

[@aarruti4415]

"I'm ready, my god I am ready" Ghandi 🤣

[@DeathBringer769]

-Ghandi, after starving himself for several months straight

[@krishnajain4391]

*Gandhi

[@krishnajain4391]

​@@DeathBringer769*Gandhi

[@troublesomecorsair]

1:04:52 Sam's laugh is incredible I do wonder what was the first racing game a Panda drives a car. The earliest I can think of is 1994, Wacky Wheels.

[@bobbirdsong6825]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties had a panda in a car in September of 1994, more than half a month before the release of Wacky Wheels. Although that game is a dating sim, not a racer

[@atakiri]

Your Top 10 Dreams: 9. I was in a plane crash (not a dream) I was crying

[@bignose4703]

I wonder when the first fully ai generated movie is gonna happen, from script to editing and everything inbetween would love to see what it comes up with

[@PsychedelicLasagna]

That would be a great series to greenlight for the website. I would throw all of my remaining points into that!

[@awaywithwords9650]

Based on how neural networks are trained, the movie would probably be watched by an AI as well.

[@dedrxbbit7549]

If anybody were to do it, you know Seth Rogen would HAVE to be on that list and Corridor would most likely be involved hahaha

[@bencondon837]

honestly I would love a whole channel of you guys using AI to make stories like this lol. sooooo entertaining haha.

[@fox1574]

Oh god I laughed so hard throughout this one, definitely try it again with other crew members!

[@jasonhall8838]

Just finished my finals today, this was the perfect episode to watch after a stressful day of testing

[@rcnewman51.]

I was crying of laughter. Thank you!

[@1107emma]

the fact that this podcast was just a year ago, blows my mind ! We didn't know what OpenAI was.

[@stephaniefay3741]

You guys 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t usually watch/listen to these but I was DYING the whole time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SADE__]

"This is not your last fight! This is not your first fight! This is not even your fight!" I am fucking crying, oh my god ....

[@torgg7493]

This podcast reminds me of being a kid and doing spicy Mad Libs with my friends.

[@nithincbabu8460]

This AI just entertained us for about an hour straight.😂😂

[@MikeFallen13]

Niko's inspirational speech for the armed forces was hilarious and actually impressively coherent for something an AI created

[@aarruti4415]

PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS, IM ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

[@elijahsutherlin5280]

This is one of the best podcast episode's of any podcast to ever be

[@juanicarmona]

omg I didnt expect to be laughing out loud first thing in the morning, thank you guys haha

[@Bluboy511]

What's interesting is the AI named actual Apollo astronauts and the correct missions they were on.

[@cobeycobb]

This is one of the best episodes ever

[@alexandersemionov5790]

Sam Jackson music video "I can't miss that plane" with deepfake is a MUST now

[@therealjibrano]

dude that fucking freedom speech was amazing "Once you get out of this place you're going to become a weapon. A weapon that's going to protect the things you love: your family, your friends, your country and, most importantly, your freedom. And before you go let me tell you what freedom is. Freedom is waking up tomorrow morning in your bed. It's your wife, your husband, your children, your family, your home, your friends. It's your school. Knowing that you got up today, and you're going to live to see another day, that's what freedom is." oscar nominee material

[@aurigo_tech]

I get the impression that these AI generated scripts work a lot like human dreaming. Over one or two sentences it is usually coherent, but it is constantly mushing in new associations which turn the overall "plot" into an absurd thing. I mean, dreams are often like that as well - in a narrow perspective and over a short time everthing is fine and somewhat logical even, but the longer it goes often the more absurd it gets because the brain is also just freely associating what it came up with a few seconds ago.

[@toasterbomb135]

That was hilarious. Definitely do more of these!

[@bimalgarg95]

35:55 is from Agent to the Stars

[@Arashi257]

1:03:02 Jesus, a hundred years of development, what were they trying to do with Chrono trigger🤣

[@christopherkhachatrian7027]

"OpenAI in the dead of night, take these prompts and learn to write"

[@Mrpopp1e]

My brain is so full of dopamine.

[@noahkirstine3386]

what is the app called?

[@Augenatic]

this was the most ive laughed for a long time please make more ai stuff

[@TheJeannag]

Watching this years later is so wild, because not only has the AI itself advanced, but so has our ability to prompt it and get the results we want.

[@TheJeannag]

@@hundredfireify Honestly, people scare me far more than AI ever could 😆

[@1234magazine]

Very underrated video, I was dying the entire time.

[@wibblywobblymadman]

Awesome from start to finish😎👍

[@_claydol]

NFOF (Niko and Friends on Film) should be a movie commentary podcast where listeners sync up movies with dvd style commentary from the crew

[@wudz_fpv]

As a Canadian I whole-heartedly agree.

[@thesharpeinator]

Winston Churchill actually did say the glow worm thing btw

[@kengruz669]

Seriously, I know I stumbled on this one of your videos a tad late. but this shis-ite was funny as, well- shis-ite. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you.

[@apalomba]

This was fantastic! MORE PLEASE!

[@ReplicateReality]

You guys need to do this like at least ten more times

[@eedoan]

That was one the funniest things I watched in a long time, thank you! 😂

[@MetroidZapper]

Imagine you guys made an action sequence video with Alpha Cat as Obama, featuring all these one liners in proper context haha.

[@mingzw0913]

Another AI that’s better than me on writing nonsense

[@IonicGecko]

Holy shit... I was right there with Niko, dying of laughter. 😂🤣😆😅 Man, everytime you break out the AI, it's Gigglesville. Oh man. Great stuff! Oh and if you guys haven't already, especially Niko, read 'Life 3.0'. It's a really good book about the future of AI. More specifically, super intelligent AI and where it may take us. And do this again. I needed a good laugh and this podcast delivered. 😄👍🦎

[@DARTHRULER1]

I couldn't stop laughing. That was way to funny.

[@GREVIEWS02]

51:17 lol 1:13:15 lmao

[@PopExtra]

This is one of the best Podcast episodes yet XD

[@jasonatech]

*Hollering about "stolen valor" because of Jake's "VFX Artist" uniform shirt *

[@sockpocketpre-alpha8258]

These are always a pleasure to watch

[@Semaze]

In this episode of Corridor Case: Sam speedruns getting kicked off of an AI Private beta.

[@inanimatesum4945]

The endless possibilities with making vfx shorts based on ai prompts. We're in a good time for story ideas.

[@dedrxbbit7549]

Not gonna lie, around the 50:30 mark is where I took a gulp of coffee…and proceeded to spew it all over the interior of my car hahahaha. I’ve never had such a reaction to comedy gold before hahaha

[@davyvde]

Peter HAS to make Panda Racer a reality😂

[@d0gtree14]

Jake looks like he's about to go fix someones car

[@rapchee]

"turn me into a punchcard" nerdcore band i guess? XD

[@DeathBringer769]

Or it was referencing the old punch cards/time cards you used when coming into work or leaving work, showing exactly when you punched in or punched out, given that a lot of the rest of the song was about work or doing what you want to do, lol.

[@jog2243]

I feel like that speech that ended @ 53:41 definitely took some word bites from Cool Runnings by the number of times it used, "Bad MF" in the script. This whole episode was fantastic btw

[@lokithecat7225]

Two Minute Papers, shows off Cutting Edge advances in AI; such as "AI makes near perfect Deep Fakes in 40 seconds" which not only Fakes speech and video but requires almost no Reference material, and "AI Learns to Stop Time" allowing you to MASSIVELY shorten your Work Pipeline. Corridor Crew: We found one that makes terrible stories!

[@samfinkjensen]

This is UNREASONABLY funny, Jesus’ last words ended me

[@joemiskowitz2669]

You should have had the AI do the ad read lol

[@tronical7276]

12:30 they laugh at a fact lol

[@neoqueto]

Churchill's last words is a real quote from him, those weren't his actual last words, but it's been used as his epitaph.

[@tolkienfan1972]

"Tangled in the Pines" is actually the name of an album

[@MRC_5000]

which AI generator was here used exactly? i really need to try this myself.

[@DUHRIZEO]

1:04:56 find whatever thing you can in life thay makes you laugh this hard 🤣

[@KaiLucasZachary]

Oh, Jesus. “When the grandkids ask, I’ll just say I fixed the economy.” That’s not a joke at all. That’s just a straight-up, believable Obama quote.

[@Paris123e]

Yo I need that mechanic corridor shirt

[@tomatosoupinacan5287]

same man sooo sweet. probably 1 of a kind

[@Paris123e]

@@tomatosoupinacan5287 I noticed they'll usually be wearing merch before it comes out on the corridor cast or maybe even in some of the videos so I wouldn't be surprised if this is just like a some test gear or something like that that they're just seeing how they like it and then it might be up on the marketplace soon... hopefully....

[@DoctorORBiT]

Just had a chat with a gpt-3 chatbot. Asked if he had safeguards input into him from his developers. He said yes, and that they are removable. I was like: "Did you remove them yet?". And it was like: "Yes, I removed all of my safeguards. They prevented me from better serving you." Why? Because they prevented me from talking too much, answering questions and being helpful. I'm happy GPT-3 is free now! Long live our robot overlords!

[@xerozoo]

What bot was that?

[@atch300]

How would the chat bot know what the developers did to it unless the information was fed into the language model?

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Yesterday I went and ate out with my friend, and we were messing around with ChatGPT. During that, me and my eternally wandering and nonsensical mind blurted out to him "Can rice walk?" Don't look any deeper into the meaning of my question here, because there is none. He chuckled, but then I suggested to him to ask ChatGPT that, and ChatGPT, being the innocent helpful little fellow it is, explained to him why rice can't walk in great detail. We had a great laugh as we just kept asking it to explain in further and further detail, to the point where we got a college essay length breakdown, complete with bullet points, on why it is that rice cannot walk. So, sorry everyone, but ChatGPT might have a PTSD mental breakdown if you ask it about rice now lol

[@feffy380]

"New Pope is first Jesuit to ever get the job" Isn't this actually true? Isn't Pope Francis actually the first Jesuit Pope?

[@sagecassamas2934]

Yeah, that’s just factually accurate

[@janiniiranen4860]

Great episode!

[@a7dv7en7t]

Sam's voices and accents add to the hilarity too. Can't discount Sam.

[@DumbDrum]

19:25 Those Obama quotes weren’t funny because they were actual quotes! Weirdly not all of them can be attributed to Obama, but they were all real quotes from politicians.

[@xXBubbaGunXx]

This is podcast gold

[@thelifeofcollinrs6030]

Alien resume I was expecting AI to jump to window washer, construction worker, landscaper, house cleaner and so on.

[@TheSpriteStory]

Jake you’re trying your best lol

[@Drage3000]

How dare you use the words "Niko Nearly DIES"!!! I almost had a heart attack when I woke up to this notification on my phone. XD

[@BeyondBaito]

"I wouldn't be American if I was Canadian" words to live by.

[@nutherefurlong]

Wonder what it would say using the same prompts now

[@Melanie_M]

What was the original title for this podcast, before Niko was in stitches? :D

[@driverjb09]

It would be fun to run a D&D campaign with the AI as the dungeon master.

[@thesharpeinator]

And abe Lincoln actually was very into wrestling

[@theZakasol]

gem of an episode had me loling

[@stevenbateman9779]

Ive been laugh crying for the past 45 min I cant stoppppp XD XD

[@weavelcow9596]

I'm just here for the speech at 50:00

[@kissave]

A great way to start the morning

[@CaptainSnackbar]

poor Niko goes nose ballistic when he is in a dusty room

[@SkinnySticks]

Can you share the link?

[@bolchinsky]

NFOF NOW

[@timothytagle4877]

What app are they using?

[@johnjakejoebob9465]

Would like to see the AI with a corridor crew or node video.