What Kind of Human Are You? ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

For those of you that are new here, this is a "sequel" if you will to the "What kind of SCP are you?" video created back in February 2020: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqLKpKGup9-Em68

[@cheesemonke]

Yo

[@Kasai606]

My favorite video got a sequal pog

[@kohamula8208]

Third?

[@1bixby]

096

[@brubbo0435]

Man setting up lore like it's five nights at freddys

[@grimtygranule5125]

At first I was like "Dang he looks kinda creepy" and then I saw him using a syringe on an actual banana and I knew everything was gonna be okay.

[@sewerfern]

Makes me feel so safe 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@mcchicken1849]

He literally peeled half of that poor bananas skin off before stabbing it with a needle, that makes me feel that everything is gonna be very far from okay, especially for that poor banana.

[@jackbartlett6936]

Made me close my legs made me feel so,weird 😂

[@Jimmyboygohome]

THAT’S when you knew everything was gonna be okay?

[@notyourproblem357]

s a m e

[@voidtalker4169]

Dave: “You do look vaguely familiar.” Me: “I mean you DID give me a haircut, show me your thrift shop three times, check me in to see Dr. Groot and introduced me to a pineapple, so”

[@GreyTrafficCone]

But we stole his double sided axe, so maybe it's best that he doesn't recognise us

[@kevincarnahan407]

I even watched him get eaten by a bedroom side table, though he claims I must have been smoking something and imagined it.

[@DespairXB]

I heard that as i was reading this comment and it threw me off guard,

[@gamey__4642]

He accually showed us his thrift shop 4 times cant forget about black friday

[@seandonnellan3760]

Had lunch at his place too. He served me octopus and apple

[@dylanaroberts97]

Doctor Dave: I just want to test your reflexes. Also Doctor Dave: Fucking destroys kneecaps with a sledgehammer.

[@reptileeli9636]

I'm tryna sleep, you can't be making me laugh like this XD

[@jacobfletcher4495]

Same thing as “ I just wanna talk to him” *is hold ing a shotgun*

[@sandvich_enjoyer]

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead, BONK!

[@starrrzzz2905]

@@sandvich_enjoyer I feel as if I sense a TF2 reference but I am not quite sure.

[@AboveAll32]

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS *destroys your knees*

[@lawsonhayes4176]

“Out of your friends, which are you?” - truck freak - crazy ass - *sentient vegetable* - the fighter

[@RoySaucer]

Sentient Vegetables for the win

[@cerys113]

im the truck freak 🥶👺💪🤬

[@fordsrest]

im the crazy ass

[@_Scoff_]

Guess that makes me the fighter

[@RoySaucer]

The gangs all here lol

[@freya9499]

>*Clicks Video* >*Sees Dave holding a banana and inserting a syringe* Ah all is normal in the rift world.

[@kingz4nd3r92]

*Click's video* >*First thing I see is Dave talking to a banana* What a creative human being😊

[@romanrover5839]

Crazy how when one sees enough of ER’s videos,you don’t even think anything of it when you see stuff like this

[@theguy6923]

totally :-D

[@tokyoto1]

@Christian Ball that was insanely cringe 😂

[@bigfloppa5731]

@Christian Ball cringetopia

[@operatorfish6588]

Everyone asking "What kind of human are you?" but nobody asking "How human are you?"

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

I feel like this belongs on r/im14andthisisdeep even though I know it’s a joke

[@nickbrandt2915]

I'm not a human. I'm 14. and we all know those arn't human. Lol

[@HauntedASMR]

whoa, mind blown o_o

[@ExpiredLemonade]

i barely resemble a human im so silent and bloodlust

[@hermes_..]

i’m a polar bear lol

[@notleviathan855]

I can imagine we're just a little kid sitting on like a doctors table, swinging our legs back and forth happily as some fish man inspects us.

[@tlpbh.]

and now i wanna draw that

[@GreyTrafficCone]

@@tlpbh. my first thought as well

[@slightly.psycho]

I Meeean he did say we were straped to a chair

[@deadhookerproductions1068]

This sounds like the start to an episode of Hilda

[@jessemartinez7701]

Y’all are weird

[@JoshHill-jt7zv]

So nobody's gonna talk about how he just tried to make that banana a titan

[@Baseballman1224]

To be fair, that’s the least strange thing happening here

[@wtwd]

So that's why the lightning is yellow

[@DeadSpectre329]

With great Potassium, comes great Responsibility.

[@godshrek3396]

@@DeadSpectre329 ahhh u got me

[@awalkingfire2176]

I can just imagine an armored titan banana is just an oversized banana without its peel.

[@GOAndrewT]

This is the part where we get to customize our character and pick a class

[@barnabaskurucz3634]

69'th like let's gooo

[@thorcadail5812]

Dr. Dave, to the Banana: You run along now Me: **fully expecting to see a banana run**

[@tiltedtwitch]

And gleek on his way out

[@justlafver4931]

@@tiltedtwitch wdym gleek

[@justlafver4931]

@Ooo You Cute oh i thought he meant the thing you can do with your tongue

[@grouchodarx8868]

I thought, I heard the 'pitter-patter' of little feet after Dr. Dave told the banana to "run along". 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@servodav6410]

He really missed the opportunity in telling the banana the “he needs to split”

[@alphastick21a35]

It’s been a fat minute since we’ve had a genuine Rift World Role-play. Glad to see one again.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

And even longer since we got one featuring Dave.

[@gingerfever691]

Dude it’s been a whole obese hour since we’ve seen one

[@alphastick21a35]

@@MysteriumArcanum fax

[@prahlad1024]

so exciting

[@milliondollarsoup75]

Some might say...a chubby second or two

[@theplaguedoctor142]

31:19 "do you have any fears?" "I'm afraid I am unsure of what you mean." "Okay." (Writes that down)

[@whoami405]

@@Pendoble Didn’t know this was a grammarly add- /j (THIS IS A JOKE I DONT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE)

[@Mr_Tuna69]

@@whoami405 I’m offended (joke don’t be offended)

[@Uranium----...---23592]

@@Mr_Tuna69 it is I, the offender, I have come to offend people using the letter m

[@cdrawdy]

@@Uranium----...---23592 i, the defender, am defending the people with the letter a

[@cRAVEtrance]

My favorite party of ASMR role play are the funny back and forths we have :-)

[@EGSS]

Imagine this is what he actually looks like. And he’s a genuine alien.

[@dovahcatgaming922]

i'd be into that lol

[@202makoto]

Like that show Resident Alien

[@SirDankleberry]

He's a Innsmouther.

[@Kinobambino]

That would be tight

[@TheGingiGamer]

@@202makoto love that show

[@scornmaz3]

Direct me to those patients who refer to Dr. Dave as "that creepy fish doctor", i just wanna talk

[@dovahcatgaming922]

ikr. like how dare they. he's a pure, fishy bean man!

[@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly]

@@dovahcatgaming922 whose name is Dave

[@thevampiregirl7529]

Even after seeing 28:05, I still wanna talk too

[@Kinobambino]

I wanna kill

[@ustink.]

@@Kinobambino I-

[@UnfriedMouthWheat]

Respect where it is needs to be given, Humans and Bananas share a surprising about of dna structure and patterns with eachother. Dr.Dave is just making sure that this slightly less sentient human is being taken care of

[@gagirl1231]

Not gonna lie, my first reaction was "...hey, what the fuck?" since this isn't my usual asmr fare, but your voice is actually extremely soothing lol

[@tiltedtwitch]

That is what everyone thinks when they see ER then they watch and their life is changed forever!

[@avaisfaded1738]

that happens a lot here

[@rin0108_]

He has a talent for making weird things extremely relaxing and quite entertaining too

[@noirody6256]

yeah my first video of him was the what kind of scp are you and i fell asleep faster than normal asmr for sleep

[@cosmic_poet7326]

Well…welcome to the wonderfully weird worlds of the Riftverse. Enjoy your stay!

[@patinthesnow752]

“Do you currently have a thirst for human blood?” Me: now that you mention it, where did you say those other humans were being held?

[@kn9925]

@@kagegauge550 Alright uncle Barry, it’s time to let them free. Just put down the gun.

[@cath-zy2371]

@@kagegauge550 ya sure grandma, now c'mon let's get you to bed.

[@863_jordyy]

@@cath-zy2371 I AM DIEING RIGHT NOW.

[@dhanushreeruia5755]

@@863_jordyy I'll call an ambulance dear

[@Jon-mo1rw]

@@kagegauge550 wait a fucking minute-

[@SevenOne_71]

this entire hour i havent been able to focus on the asmr, instead im fascinated and terrified about the amount of power you hold by being able to just wake up one day and decide to look like cthulhu

[@temporalCaster]

Oh you mean Kevin? Yeah we've seen him a few times before too! Dave is a Deep One though, but it's close enough

[@MysteriumArcanum]

@@temporalCaster now I think about it, it's been a hot minute since we last saw Kevin

[@r.i.pjuicewrld7941]

Me: "so whats my personality type"? My therapist: 0:37

[@2yllusthe1st]

Im dead🤣🤣

[@thegoldenpath326]

I legit laughed out loud. Take your like Cap'n

[@flavorousearthworm3651]

this had no business being that funny 💀💀

[@vanessa_schaeffer]

Lmfao! Literally!! That’s too good! 🤣👌

[@r.a.k4390]

Personally I'm more of a sentient vegetable

[@shadowbrine114]

Me: Haven't seen Rift's videos in a while, wonder what he's up to? Video starts and he's immediately talking to a banana Me: Yep. Glad to see nothing's changed

[@spoonvvv]

this was literally me

[@MinaWalker]

Maybe banana made him go insane lol 😂

[@Night0shine]

Dave's surprise when we "guessed" the pencil correctly kills me

[@desbugfan8429]

41:15

[@poob2372]

I never realized how much he changes his voice for Dave. Such impressive voice work and acting!

[@nathanreed7242]

kinda i guess, changing the pitch isnt really impressive

[@andrxw4523]

@@nathanreed7242It’s impressive considering how long he does it for/has to whisper as well

[@Dr.HooWho]

​@andrxw4523 it's not difficult unless you're the type to be able to do it due to how their voice are

[@tormentedking333]

This man needs a netflix series of his story line he created all acted by himself, I mean his plots are genius, I would have run out of Ideas ages ago! Keep it up!

[@heybuddy4447]

Like a Tyler Perry movie?

[@beef_2134]

We need to sponsor this man

[@Kurokom1]

@@beef_2134 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcxxxxxxxxxxcccccccccccccc

[@Ava-uo2nr]

i love that ER doesn’t have an intro, he just jumps right into the video. it’s very relaxing and a nice break from asmr intros (not saying intros are a bad thing

[@MysteriumArcanum]

The only time I don't care for intros is when the person is in the same outfit/costume as they are in the rest of the video.

[@GlistenTristan]

Intros are pretty bad

[@NoEntertainment]

i would write a joke comment like how I usually would from time to time but I'm genuinely glad we're back to arkham lore. you know how to please us

[@jochumm6099]

I recocnize you haha

[@Kennnnyy__]

Man I missed Dave. Only videos to give me tingles, period.

[@jordigeven8485]

Why did your comment make me realise this is actually a new video and not some old one in my recommended oof

[@billyjoejimbob75]

There's something fishy going on here?

[@Lemonbirch18]

Please us Rift please us

[@tszyeelai]

Q: What kind of human are you? A: No.

[@toxicmasculinity3976]

@@XimxanWendigo 10,000*

[@thedarkestplane1816]

@@toxicmasculinity3976** ahem** 10,000,000

[@JOEMAMA_06]

I'm a furry

[@TheGrayestVivi]

@@JOEMAMA_06 Don't make me get rhe Heavy Flamer

[@Lurkeroo]

@@TheGrayestVivi do it

[@Maskrade]

Are we just going to ignore how good his disguise is! EVEN HIS EYES ARE RED!!!

[@octopussmasher2694]

That’s all the seaweed he smokes to get in character

[@total_biscu1t683]

What disguise that’s Doctor Dave

[@Maskrade]

@@total_biscu1t683 *Breaks 4th wall completely*, NOW DO YOU SEE IT?

[@PurpleLightningYT]

Plot twist:He purposely got high to do that.

[@Maskrade]

@@PurpleLightningYT dedication.

[@gingerfever691]

I was just thinking yesterday about how I haven’t seen Dave in a while,then I see this. BLESSED BE PAPA E

[@texanplayer7651]

Haven't seen Dave in a while? Try Green Man and Dr Rhino!

[@m3rcuryslaboratory322]

@@texanplayer7651 Margaret even!

[@m3rcuryslaboratory322]

The people are listening to you. Get a lottery ticket

[@RainFeatherYT]

@@texanplayer7651 or Frank and grandpa

[@BigT.Larrity]

*Daddy Rift

[@codyblackler9960]

Probably one of my favorite characters in the E.R. Universe

[@Chuckiele]

Same, nice character and very relaxing voice.

[@heartstomper1868]

I love this character, I would love a return ❤️

[@sodapop2751]

My favorite is corvus

[@pai-inthesky]

Me thinking: oh what a nice check up Him: let me take a look at you brain Me: oh cool, ask away mr. fish Him: I will just remove your scalp Me:wha-

[@The_Jerkinator]

Him: now its time for a brain exam Me: ... ok (expecting some sort of cool tech or something) Him: straight up proceeds to take off half of my head and dislocate my brain without me dying

[@shiggy6872]

he's ✨ magic

[@ultra_fern_forest]

it’s direct i’ll give him that

[@sheagod69]

It's actually hard to believe this is Mr. Rift here. He's really good not breaking character.

[@lifeispain404]

@@truthspotter1758 i dont think you understand what a dictator is

[@wolfrum1779]

@@truthspotter1758 WHO you vote for is not a matter of public record. IF you vote, it is recorded, but your vote is kept secret. I'm actually just putting this here for other people, as you are clearly a bot.

[@peresusjacksonfan]

@@truthspotter1758 you joined 19 hrs per this comment. So not kindly screw off

[@iiwavesii4151]

@@truthspotter1758 Pretty sure this man is a bot or sum joined 20 hours ago and says some stupid shit

[@bassclarinet69]

@@iiwavesii4151 er is an anarcho syndicalist who even made a video about not voting on election day lmao. Methinks a bot

[@MR-yt7ts]

My sister walked in while I was watching this, I didn’t know how to explain so we just nodded at each other and continued with our day.

[@sonnantlobster.1740]

As you do

[@wherestheexit5046]

😂

[@logans.7932]

You tell Rift to put his mask on and he’s like “Alright, but if your kids start screaming in this Kroger don’t blame me.”

[@mangomangomilkshake5744]

The way he kinda shake his head and stuff just gives more detail to the character I love it

[@faranqasim2886]

At the start, this guy looked like he was interested only in straight-forward, simple asmr😅😂

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

Started with just eating chocolate and drinking beer lol. He hasn't made a single bad video imo

[@rottentea2980]

@@Gotham_Outlaw ...and this one video where he rides a toy dunkey or something ._.

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

@@rottentea2980 but was it a bad video tho? Lol

[@rottentea2980]

@@Gotham_Outlaw Hell no :D. Couldn't find it again tho, hope he hasnt deleted it

[@zebobez2715]

Have you seen some of his early stuff? It's even crazier than the stuff he puts out now.

[@august6837]

I didn't look before clicking the notif and got quite a surprise

[@FoxtrotMouse]

Dave gave you a bit of a spook?

[@peepnox7747]

:D

[@ttossic]

First time?)

[@NationalParkiOS]

💉🍌

[@tiltedtwitch]

Who didn't on their first ER video

[@williamking579]

"I'm just going to test your reflexes" In other words, pitter patter, your knees are shatter

[@gryphon7345]

Knees go brrrrr

[@ThatoneweirdoNickC]

Underrated comment

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@ThatoneweirdoNickCfellow food item

[@ThatoneweirdoNickC]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor why hello there

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

Are you human? Do you have eyes? Pirates with only one eye:**Sweating**

[@zaleaz]

Title: What kind of human are you? Me: Me: Oh. 👁👄👁 *existential crisis*

[@My_whole_worlds_burning]

A

[@Zeny43r]

E

[@gatolike623]

Me río?.-.

[@alizaib3130]

👀👀👀

[@faircailin]

24:40 - 25:00 Did... did Dave just say maybe we could “get lucky” and hook up with Corvus...?

[@grammernotzi]

Corvus could "beak" me all night long...😉

[@duck7253]

He sure did

[@bloom418]

“It’s not like your not special” thank you for that weird fish

[@CCG_LargoBargo]

The talking banana could be a reference to his “The Whispering Banana asmr” video he made a long time ago

[@derpfen9949]

That is probably why the info card links to that video.

[@CCG_LargoBargo]

@@derpfen9949 that didn’t show up for me

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

@@CCG_LargoBargo same

[@DarthSidian]

You're correct! That's exactly what he was referencing. Good eye, mate.

[@Malenrick]

The lore goes deep

[@Mr_Sad07]

Imagine how long it took to get the outfit on just to let some people sleep this man deserves like one million dollars cash

[@Magmabot16]

Another relaxing session with that creepy fish doctor

[@knockoff8854]

What do you mean? He's just built different.

[@evangault1392]

@@knockoff8854 mood

[@skrumpo]

thats no creepy fish doctor, thats just good ol’ dave

[@austinhunton6665]

I like how he casually mentions an "Intimate" relationship with corvus

[@allmyheartneko3914]

when did he say that?

[@austinhunton6665]

@@allmyheartneko3914 I figured he was implying it we he said we would "get lucky" with corvus

[@distant1334]

TiL corvis is gay

[@EphemeralRift]

I’m sorry to disappoint but that is not at all what Dave was trying to imply.

[@DerekHansell]

@@EphemeralRift Too late. I'm sure there's already a Riftworld fanfic shipping Dave and Corvus.

[@rokaq5163]

How can it be that a grown-up man in a fish suit talking to a plastic brain makes me so relaxed.

[@sethezrathegodofbread]

"What kind of human are you" Me: A barely living one

[@Jörmungandr645]

Me: a depressed one and Boy do i Not Like other Humans

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

@@Jörmungandr645 same except that I seem to be a sentient vegetable

[@Jörmungandr645]

@@weirdbritishperson9542 what the fuuuu-

[@Jörmungandr645]

@@weirdbritishperson9542 well it's rift any ways-

[@APPLE-eu4xe]

You are what you eat

[@burny535]

"The government blew up my home but that's not important right now."

[@supergamerhell5110]

That costume is honestly the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen

[@JethroDyx]

"What kind of human are you?" Me: "Sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else."

[@wooooooooooo3338]

If anyone writes a book on ASMR it should be Rift. He's truly mastered the craft, it's incredible. 💛

[@Grochlink]

We don't deserve the level of dedication you put into these videos.

[@honeydew1917]

“What kind of human are you?” [Redacted]

[@devilplaysgey4513]

underrated comment

[@Jörmungandr645]

*Inhales* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@dolansound9297]

Scp foundations bat symbol

[@thedundies9594]

The amount of hard work this man puts into these videos is so admirable. I’m so glad to see his channel continue to grow

[@Highonskooma]

First asmr video I ever saw, thank you.

[@94til_infinity]

I find myself watching Rift videos not only for sleep but just to appreciate the art. This guy dressed as an aquatic creature and used a bird quill to write with. Such a daring twist of fate! Genius... 5 stars

[@kidbasic2330]

"Can you gleek for me?" Me: "oh sure, lemme just grab my sour gummy worms"

[@kaylahuddleston839]

I'm one of the few people who can do it in command. I def belong in Rift World

[@Theover4000]

Mmm now i need to get more sour patch kids

[@limetime9045]

I've honed my gleeking abilities. Saw a documentary on spitting cobras as a kid and got way too inspired. I can now gleek several feet if I'm hydrated.

[@qaiwiwi]

@@limetime9045 You got a defence mechanism. Gleek at the threat coming towards you

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Gleeking is easy for me, I've been doing it since 6 years old.

[@jynxijuxtapoze3508]

Dr. Dave: you don’t have to stare at my ugly mug me, a known monster f*cker: **heart eyes...for fish man**

[@alternativeaquascaping517]

Known?! Like there’s a wanted poster at the bar with the words under it “Known monster f*cker”. There’s some implied notoriety in there

[@kriegsman7585]

@@alternativeaquascaping517 "I've been hunting that scum for 8 god damn years ,.....", the tall slender(not that kind) man at the back of the bar whom you only just noticed , grumbles,"never once caught him only trace I could find were his bastard kids and a trail of unpaid alimony papers all across the plains.".

[@syrup5868]

@@alternativeaquascaping517 better go warn all the fictional monsters we know lmao

[@tinybox-septiceye2949]

the only monster f*cker i know is sam winchester

[@PrincessTrunksBriefs]

When you took my brain out I slumped down in my chair on reflex.

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Me too, haha.

[@m3rcuryslaboratory322]

He forgot sentient hair, can't forget about them.

[@null321]

Why is no one talking about how ER has successfully integrated his channel into Lovecraft’s universe ?

[@ashdongetty8606]

Him: Says, “Arkham Sanitarium” Me: “I’m Batman”

[@n0b0dy15]

Lmao

[@HarleyQuinn-zi5mh]

Him: "are you feeling stressed? " Me: " well doc, I'm in Arkham asylum. I'm not quite sure if this is the dc universe or lovecraft but either way I'm not particularly comfortable."

[@cotorturi2794]

The Sanitarium and the Asylum are in different universes, the Asylum in more apart of batman and it's universe. The Arkham Sanitarium has its own universe away from the asylum.

[@Retr05548]

daeustarz it’s in the same universe same Gotham. It’s not the asylum it’s a sanitarium

[@adrianaslund8605]

It might be a reference to Arkham in the Lovecraft fictional universe. Which was the inspiration for Batman place of the same name. He kinda looks like a deep one.

[@gamingmetnoel1900]

ER: "Do you enjoy benevolent mild manne-" My Mind: "The benevolent bank, hasn't been succesfully robbed a single time in it's lifetime. You're going to change that."

[@charliestoke1668]

“It’s a beautiful building, but we’re bringing ugly business. We’ll need codes to get deeper in, so look for their servers.”

[@distant1334]

AAAHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@LastNameBravo23]

GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL

[@goodguybjorn]

@@LastNameBravo23 GO FUCKING GET IT

[@rangerholladen5824]

Donacdum!

[@eleonorasassi3989]

Doctor: *isn't sure if I have one heart or more* Me: I trust him with my life and even my plants' life

[@ZensuiEdits]

Not gonna lie I'd *LOVE* to have a full video dedicated to a "brain massage". That gets me the tingles like nothing else tbh.

[@colbysparkes3209]

Bro there is one just type in "ephemeral rift brain" and check the first few results

[@ZensuiEdits]

@@colbysparkes3209 Not where he fully massages it tho. I know which one you mean but I mean a 30-40minute video where he starts with a massage and it ends with him massaging the brain ^^'

[@spinningsquare1325]

@@ZensuiEdits yes please we need more of these

[@inaristuff]

YESSSS

[@Whocares158]

I want that to! Whispers to the brain to! 🧠

[@jamesonjones1935]

21:26 i love how rift is like that one boomer uncle who is really weird but you’ll take every chance you get to see them

[@calebfederico-dyer8837]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 100/100 would visit Dr Dave again, very welcoming and really cares for his patients. I was constipated, and came in with a a twisty stomach and he told me to put a fish up my behind and you should be going to the bathroom in no time, it cured me instantly Thanks Dave!❤️❤️❤️ Have An Amazing Day Everyone/Everybody❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️

[@teamobi3327]

Not to be confused with the fish in your ear that translates all known speech in the universe. *Sorry to those blissfully unaware of the Hitchhiker's Guide series.*

[@miyo._.5569]

Friend: which asmr video do you keep coming back to? Mine are Latte’s cafe rp 🥰 Me: it’s complicated

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

Ummmm...... I think that you’re in the deep end when someone forces you to say

[@starmadman1162]

"before the U.S. government blew it up."

[@howedaddy6122]

A sentence that applies to many things

[@aaron-AJ92]

"Yes"

[@djadvance2568]

preparing a party for that day

[@Issengan]

Ah, yes. The oil

[@enlightenedtuxedo1248]

MURICA, FUCK YAAA

[@wuzzzzzz]

Love coming back to this one, Dave Is so relaxing

[@EphemeralRift]

Dave appreciates your kind words!

[@Acyz]

I love how it looks like he's just constantly looking up.

[@lauramcclelland3120]

Can not unsee 😂

[@galactic_paradox6951]

NOOOOOO I CAN'T UNSEE IT

[@cthulhu5702]

"What kind of human are you?" *Yes*

[@captainducktape689]

You sure?

[@confusedboi]

Hi Kevin

[@katyalumi]

okay tell me why i find a deep level of comfort in this specific character

[@zoebaggins90]

I think it's the accent and overall tone of voice.

[@katyalumi]

@@zoebaggins90 probably

[@bobthefett2412]

I wonder how many are discovering Dave for the first time and others who’ve been waiting 1-2 eons for him

[@ASMRJonie]

I absolutely adore how you go off the chart with your characters! Amazing and relaxing

[@deluciv6634]

Lmao bashes out my knee caps “it’s ok your fine”

[@StyxVXI]

POV: there was a nuclear bomb that caused mutation and you’re the last human

[@pizzam4nn]

POV: *You are a ghoul*

[@Emerty1]

Adventure time

[@ceranopierce]

I was once told I was a “prime xenomorph host” once.. whatever that means..

[@pizzam4nn]

That's a compliment. Xeno queen would kill for someone like you :^)

[@w1975b]

@@kagegauge550 chest

[@yikes_lazzy]

Yeah that's not good ...

[@heybuddy4447]

BK it is the stomach, granted it’s called a “chest burster” but it comes out of your aorta

[@CandyFlossEnjoyer]

@@heybuddy4447 hold up I thought adolescent xenomorphs start of being placed in the lungs

[@twojacksandanace3847]

I love this video, I’ve watched it like 30 times, for some reason it still makes me sleep like instantly and still tingle even when my tingles are currently gone. Thanks rift.

[@delliardo583]

Ring the bells for today, for the deep one returns his name is Dave!

[@dc6867]

“1... 2 yes 2 eyes I think that’s typical” Me with only one: 👁👄⚫️

[@LuckyArceus]

Technically you have two. He never specified whether both were operational.

[@dc6867]

@@LuckyArceus no I only have one 😭

[@jenosgiovanna2254]

As soon as he said that I began my hunt for this very comment 🤣

[@Nobody-yj8yq]

@@Ilytmrw that's kind of a rude thing to say...

[@kamerongale5248]

@@Nobody-yj8yq how is that rude?

[@brandondanforth8342]

Still my go-to video 4 months later. Would love to see more of Dave.

[@aviolentcarrot]

Being a sentient vegetable has its advantages.

[@aviolentcarrot]

@Guard 1211 I have never once rewound a video tape.

[@merchantotin6266]

Dave? we haven’t seen you for roughly 1-2 years.

[@sparky8455]

Is anyone going to talk about how the mask in question is over $600? That's a man that cares about quality!

[@peoduction6068]

Dude you're not just an ASMR artist. You're way too creative to be just called that.

[@alinatheresa702]

I agree.

[@tiltedtwitch]

He might as well be an author and director too

[@tokhak7276]

You are still doing ASMR, since 8 years ago.. making all different concepts. You are amazing!

[@shinyentree225]

This is one of my favorite KZbin channels, but man is some your content OUT THERE. I like it good stuff 👍

[@EphemeralRift]

i try my best! thx! ;)

[@kbassassin8308]

He looks like he could be in Star Trek.

[@taylorgibson9175]

If u have watched Star Trek discovery he looks like the kelpian they rescue in season 3

[@dylanbass8451]

Yay, Dave’s back! I’ve gotta say, the make up and mouth work for this coustume have gotten so good that it’s hard to tell it’s just a coustume!

[@craftylilcrow]

You know what, I wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did, this was very enjoyable and entertaining and I wish Dr. Dave a very pleasant day

[@whiplashc.73]

my man even did eye makeup, the literal batman of asmrtists. Never fails to pleasantly surprise me.

[@worldwidewebster6224]

Y'know, we don't know what length his hair is now. It's covered in this video. How do we know he didn't cut it? Will he be the same? Fine out next time on: EPHEMERAL RIFT!

[@sir_fuckwit]

Next time on Ephemeral Rift's Zondulous Adventures!

[@iixkeano]

never did i imagine myself falling asleep to an alien doctor, but, no regrets that’s for sure

[@gamemeister2905]

"What kind of human are you?" A depressed one, that's what.

[@deathwishdd8998]

Ima join this trend now, I'm depressed

[@stevencorrea6946]

Go listen to The Partridge Family theme song

[@Cacadestroyer4000]

I hope you’re okay💖

[@gamemeister2905]

@Jett Palmer I wasn't trying to be?

[@gamemeister2905]

@@Cacadestroyer4000 Well, I'm alive so that's something at least.

[@yaqimbelton368]

Dave would fit perfectly with Dr. Zoidberg's voice

[@LastNameBravo23]

WOOP WOOP WOOP

[@dovahcatgaming922]

i both hate and love this idea lol

[@kingcrimson8622]

0:54 "Jesus Marrie, they aren't rocks, they are minerals:

[@reala164]

I am very pleased to be visited by Dave. These goofy surreal sketches with Rifts characters are by far my favorite content of his. ❤️