The Human-Plant Experiment | ASMR

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

Күн бұрын

Professor Clemmons tends to you, just one of the many interspecies hybrids growing in Arkham Sanitarium's garden.
If you are new to the Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World universe that I created here on my channel, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
E.R.
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@livly_garden
@livly_garden 4 жыл бұрын
So this is what happens when you're buried in margaret's garden too long.....
@oskarboman
@oskarboman 4 жыл бұрын
No, when hippies take it too far
@avail2413
@avail2413 4 жыл бұрын
Solid gold.
@GreenGlo1991
@GreenGlo1991 4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
@Zer-my6tc
@Zer-my6tc 4 жыл бұрын
I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS OMFG
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 4 жыл бұрын
Shame she disappeared, leaving with no remembrance but three bonfires. She was always a bit of a pyromaniac.
@rainbowditto9033
@rainbowditto9033 4 жыл бұрын
Him: talking about how hes worried his dead wife has become hollow The plant person: thats rough buddy
@peresusjacksonfan
@peresusjacksonfan 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao was that an avatar the last Airbender reference
@MsYunaFires
@MsYunaFires 4 жыл бұрын
I heard that in Matt Mercer's hippie SunTree voice.
@stardino9475
@stardino9475 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking bleach.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
Me, falling asleep: That sucks bro
@meganhicks9347
@meganhicks9347 4 жыл бұрын
Ok Zuko
@raccoonjamison8011
@raccoonjamison8011 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly think Uncle E should write a book series on his world. It would be extremely interesting to read and learn of how vast his mind is
@toastguy-8496
@toastguy-8496 4 жыл бұрын
Yea and he could be the voice actor for the audiobooks
@mglouise97
@mglouise97 4 жыл бұрын
Might work better as a podcast. Or could combine his soothing voice with his great storytelling abilities
@PoptartIsBallin
@PoptartIsBallin 4 жыл бұрын
So just SCP wiki but on crack?
@mrburnt_hashbrown3575
@mrburnt_hashbrown3575 4 жыл бұрын
It's Lovecraft so 1 question is it trademarked
@fungusinthedark254
@fungusinthedark254 4 жыл бұрын
I'd definitely love to give money for this
@bluebod2264
@bluebod2264 4 жыл бұрын
I’m rather insulted that not once did you taste any of my nourishing leaves
@bluebod2264
@bluebod2264 4 жыл бұрын
Unless he actually does later in the video lol
@SkyanUltra
@SkyanUltra 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluebod2264 fool. it is i who possesses the superior nourishment over your leaves. you had no chance of him even taste testing one of your pitiful leaves you mongrol.
@roykong7024
@roykong7024 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkyanUltra Screw BOTH OF YOU, I for one actually grew fruits. Clearly you fail to understand the humans as I do
@jamesbarnousky1270
@jamesbarnousky1270 4 жыл бұрын
Veggies, bitches.
@SkyanUltra
@SkyanUltra 4 жыл бұрын
@@roykong7024 i see you have failed to notice the fact that i, myself, am GROWING NUTRITIOUS FRUIT ALL OVER ME. it is camofruit, which is camouflaged on my branches and leaves.
@nathanyuhei1140
@nathanyuhei1140 4 жыл бұрын
After all this time in quarantine, now we do photosynthesis
@Grace_From_Alpha_and_Omega
@Grace_From_Alpha_and_Omega 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 nice
@SteveDice21
@SteveDice21 4 жыл бұрын
We're indoors, though
@nathanyuhei1140
@nathanyuhei1140 4 жыл бұрын
@@SteveDice21 Indeed, but a few hours relaxing at the window should do the trick
@tenaciousjape8288
@tenaciousjape8288 4 жыл бұрын
Normal life: doesn’t go outside even though it’s great out Quarantine life: goes on massive hike with the homies in the turd weather. Seems like pHoToSyNtHeS wOrKs PrEtTy WeLl.
@yin4331
@yin4331 4 жыл бұрын
i did that BEFORE quarantine since I sexually identify as a sunflower
@zachstone6121
@zachstone6121 4 жыл бұрын
Fun little fact: Ferns, such as we, don't actually have seeds. We have spores.
@scatmann6502
@scatmann6502 4 жыл бұрын
Zach Stone never knew! That’s cool
@Garuda_XLI
@Garuda_XLI 4 жыл бұрын
Good job *ZACH* you spoiled the fun *AGAIN*
@freddo4304
@freddo4304 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact I learnt more from the comments on videos than in halfy school lessons
@scatmann6502
@scatmann6502 4 жыл бұрын
LiXe freddo Fun Fact, That’s a fact!
@italimanedits7649
@italimanedits7649 4 жыл бұрын
We now know the truth
@coolminer1231
@coolminer1231 4 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t feel much” as he literally cuts of my limbs
@Mademoiselle_Mirage
@Mademoiselle_Mirage 4 жыл бұрын
Genuine question as I was asking myself, wouldn't it be like cutting hair? Or more like.. cutting fingers?
@noimsquidward7327
@noimsquidward7327 4 жыл бұрын
Do plants feel pain? I hope not °-°
@veevsu
@veevsu 4 жыл бұрын
ZGX Don't worry, plants do not feel pain. They do have preventative measures against wounds, but they do not FEEL them in the sense a human or any other life form similar to us does. c:
@yaboywater4965
@yaboywater4965 4 жыл бұрын
Veevsu what kind of crack are you high on? i just learned all of science in one comment
@noimsquidward7327
@noimsquidward7327 4 жыл бұрын
@@veevsu Ok thank you C:
@Rhamburgers_420
@Rhamburgers_420 4 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of that goosebumps book, "stay out of the basement" where the dad is conducting experiments in the basement and ends up slowly turning himself into a plant
@allenbell1427
@allenbell1427 4 жыл бұрын
Cailyn Aube love goosebumps
@8insects
@8insects 4 жыл бұрын
i remember watching the episode based on that!
@skylardunbar1193
@skylardunbar1193 3 жыл бұрын
Is that the one where he was like throwing up this green goo and feeding his kids green goo too
@Rhamburgers_420
@Rhamburgers_420 3 жыл бұрын
@@skylardunbar1193 something like that? I don’t think he was throwing it up, i think it was from his veins. Like blood? But yeah
@falloutgod1073
@falloutgod1073 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@KindHeartedGoat
@KindHeartedGoat 4 жыл бұрын
This is true male AND female physique. You may not like it but this is truely the ideal form.
@Meuracas
@Meuracas 4 жыл бұрын
Su u later Gorgeous W. Bush
@brertt8350
@brertt8350 4 жыл бұрын
@Su u later plants are like both genders cause the got all the parts
@alexbattlechief9155
@alexbattlechief9155 4 жыл бұрын
@@Meuracas so a bee crashing on 2 flowers?
@loulou0501
@loulou0501 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexbattlechief9155 You just didn't, didn't you?
@Meuracas
@Meuracas 4 жыл бұрын
OMEGA ALEX 01 Let a hundred flowers bloom... :X
@EnzoBonelli56
@EnzoBonelli56 4 жыл бұрын
This is giving the term "Being a vegetable" a whole new meaning.
@charliedays
@charliedays 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, WOW!😁
@vesuvius115
@vesuvius115 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Swanson has left the chat
@fxckedup7250
@fxckedup7250 4 жыл бұрын
@@vesuvius115 Don't talk crap about Joe, you probably like Meg or Cleveland.
@vesuvius115
@vesuvius115 4 жыл бұрын
@@fxckedup7250 Bruh, I wasn't talking shit on him, It was a joke, like ever hear of one, clearly not.
@fxckedup7250
@fxckedup7250 4 жыл бұрын
@@vesuvius115 Joe Swanson is the best family guy character and I barred you from making ANY rude remarks.
@Thiccremoch162
@Thiccremoch162 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I am free to be human and do not plant things ,but *human* things such as: -taxes -do job -run from divine power -eat hamborger
@orangecryptid7732
@orangecryptid7732 4 жыл бұрын
you forgot one -cry
@user-sd6zz2hm2u
@user-sd6zz2hm2u 4 жыл бұрын
@@orangecryptid7732 -depression cuz all of the above
@cass8421
@cass8421 4 жыл бұрын
Also forgot -lie
@stewiegriffin7237
@stewiegriffin7237 4 жыл бұрын
Running from allah, i am. Happy with me, allah is not. *Bad Things For Ketamine Have I Done*
@Iamthelovelyweatherman
@Iamthelovelyweatherman 4 жыл бұрын
“-drive car” is a good human thing too. You should give it a try. 👌
@coopercobb8867
@coopercobb8867 4 жыл бұрын
You could say I’m in a vegetative state
@flaunjing
@flaunjing 4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Mouse just like kim
@lindabork6542
@lindabork6542 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@kaiservonpanzer213
@kaiservonpanzer213 4 жыл бұрын
I read that in ER's voice
@Max-el7zd
@Max-el7zd 4 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@endy6358
@endy6358 4 жыл бұрын
Kill me now
@thatcarguy2064
@thatcarguy2064 4 жыл бұрын
Home Depot: So what do you need all these plants for? Ephemeral Rift: It’s complicated
@alessiamarrocco3262
@alessiamarrocco3262 4 жыл бұрын
Fast Car Boi23 this comment is underrated
@Mimi-xg2xy
@Mimi-xg2xy 4 жыл бұрын
ER:Its so I can grow some hoomans
@JosueHernandez-um4kc
@JosueHernandez-um4kc 2 жыл бұрын
True. 😒
@bobatea_99
@bobatea_99 4 жыл бұрын
ER: "Margaret's disappeared" me: *heart hits the floor*
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 жыл бұрын
What timestamp of this part?
@bobatea_99
@bobatea_99 4 жыл бұрын
RicaRTSM13 The only girl who plays MC 5:10
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobatea_99 thank you ^_^
@gothgothbby9597
@gothgothbby9597 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh this hit me worse then when iron man died
@3dshigechi117
@3dshigechi117 4 жыл бұрын
@@gothgothbby9597 wow spoilers, that film only came out in the 19th century
@TheDamisen
@TheDamisen 4 жыл бұрын
26:20 caught me so off guard. Was not ready for that, but I really should’ve been
@whisperwindamarantha
@whisperwindamarantha 4 жыл бұрын
I just immediately came to the comments while still listening like "Someone else HAS to have mentioned the Bush talk." Found it.
@ghostmangaka
@ghostmangaka 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing
@howard5030
@howard5030 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing
@SusieLegionDBD
@SusieLegionDBD 4 жыл бұрын
This channel never fails to comfort me whenever I feel sad or having a bad day.
@chameleonlord8621
@chameleonlord8621 4 жыл бұрын
All those nerfs are a bummer huh?
@SusieLegionDBD
@SusieLegionDBD 4 жыл бұрын
@@chameleonlord8621 yeah bro toxic Survivors these days 😔
@stewiegriffin7237
@stewiegriffin7237 4 жыл бұрын
And for some reason, some people find him Scary somehow
@bartholomewoballs3351
@bartholomewoballs3351 4 жыл бұрын
Context: Margaret tried the MiracleGro on your scalp
@goosemilkgod
@goosemilkgod 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Columbus hey how are the Native Americans?
@cm_time
@cm_time 4 жыл бұрын
WoW! i finally understand why im a *plant*
@thatonesentientbagel4043
@thatonesentientbagel4043 4 жыл бұрын
Margret forgot we were buried in her garden then used MiracleGro where we were buried
@gorgewashinton261
@gorgewashinton261 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Good sir
@cedarpointfanboy7317
@cedarpointfanboy7317 4 жыл бұрын
Kelp gro
@asheru2649
@asheru2649 4 жыл бұрын
No plants were tortured during the making of this video
@lineadoesart5518
@lineadoesart5518 4 жыл бұрын
Waaaait. Are you reffering to Howtodad? :o
@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc 4 жыл бұрын
Peta would like to kn... wait what?
@hollowdestroyer4220
@hollowdestroyer4220 4 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc peta bread
@Maries5000
@Maries5000 4 жыл бұрын
Yall talking in the comments about Margaret dying when the man literaly just said she be playing dark souls irl
@goodguybjorn
@goodguybjorn 4 жыл бұрын
Maries HD LMAO oh I see it now!! The bonfires keep popping up as her checkpoints haha
@therealnacho69
@therealnacho69 4 жыл бұрын
Maries HD Margaret’s Garden will soon be handed over to The Consumed King
@PreciousPinkCupcake
@PreciousPinkCupcake 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Clemmons could reanimate her again I would think.
@3dshigechi117
@3dshigechi117 4 жыл бұрын
Yea i was reading the comments and thought i was the only one who understood what he was saying
@analisamv
@analisamv 4 жыл бұрын
She gotta link the flame bro
@phoebethebraixen742
@phoebethebraixen742 4 жыл бұрын
This is the saddest Ephemeral rift asmr roleplay because Margaret has disappeared
@feralgoober
@feralgoober 4 жыл бұрын
She's gone hollow 😳
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
JimboThe FISH I passed out before I got to that part _is she okay tho what happens_
@paulybeatz3688
@paulybeatz3688 4 жыл бұрын
DeathnoteBB Bro chill it’s only a character 🤣
@ThePeaceluffer
@ThePeaceluffer 4 жыл бұрын
@@paulybeatz3688 tell that to the waifu/husbando community
@laszlohera1655
@laszlohera1655 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB he's sayin in the video that she plays dark souls goddammit
@cthulhu5702
@cthulhu5702 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't need any intense joy. But I didn't want any deep despair, either... My goal was to live a peaceful life, like a plant."
@idekam2464
@idekam2464 4 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A MUTHERFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!
@theathiestpriest
@theathiestpriest 4 жыл бұрын
@@idekam2464 It is, but Cthulhu said it so it is his quote now.
@argentumoculisgrimm9619
@argentumoculisgrimm9619 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck I looked into his eyes and now I’m turning to a plant.
@the_protectorof_smols3563
@the_protectorof_smols3563 4 жыл бұрын
This is weirdly fitting
@cthulhu5702
@cthulhu5702 4 жыл бұрын
@@idekam2464 Perhaps...
@sachigame924
@sachigame924 4 жыл бұрын
She entered a bonfire and became hollow?....Did E just make a Dark Souls reference?
@L0CAL15
@L0CAL15 4 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in cactus*
@type-10
@type-10 4 жыл бұрын
"Ah fuck! There are spikes growing out of me! It's like a fragmentation grenade detonated inside me! Oh god! Oh fuck! Put me out of my misery please! Someone help me! Please!" - Cactus
@somniumwingz6858
@somniumwingz6858 4 жыл бұрын
i cant put into words how hard I laughed at this message and that one comment
@argalock
@argalock 4 жыл бұрын
This is underrated bro, it's very good.
@argalock
@argalock 4 жыл бұрын
@@type-10 "I'm pretty fine :3" -Aloe
@hansforfriends2025
@hansforfriends2025 4 жыл бұрын
WE ARE A FERN!
@charlessavilla2894
@charlessavilla2894 4 жыл бұрын
He parts the plants and I instinctively smile like, “Ha ha you found me!”
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
Charles Savilla That’s so cute and also same XD
@nic3152
@nic3152 4 жыл бұрын
The Korok instinct
@bandana4814
@bandana4814 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that goosebumps episode "Stay out of The Basement" where the plant clones the dad lol
@teddyripper1213
@teddyripper1213 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I was trying to find someone who was thinking the same.
@Wollvzz
@Wollvzz 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@misfit2548
@misfit2548 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought so.
@spookygirl4444
@spookygirl4444 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t thinking that before but i am now lol
@arody4579
@arody4579 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh think I read the book for that or something
@kio_6239
@kio_6239 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, ER videos make me happy, comfortable, safe and chilled out
@CruxSynk
@CruxSynk 4 жыл бұрын
26:45 "A lot of nasty critters were even crawling around in that patient's bush" What kind of bush and critters are you talking about here Professor Clemmons?
@MsYunaFires
@MsYunaFires 4 жыл бұрын
Critical Role connection confirmed.
@graysonmullikin5750
@graysonmullikin5750 4 жыл бұрын
eenglishbreakfast there is another...
@ghostmangaka
@ghostmangaka 4 жыл бұрын
Laugh/crying.jpg
@jadetheslime3140
@jadetheslime3140 3 жыл бұрын
*insert hollow knight reference here*
@boomerpro87
@boomerpro87 4 жыл бұрын
"It all happened when these bonfires-" [Tire screech occurs] [Bloodshot Eyes shoot open] DARK SOULS VIDEO FORESHSDOWING
@Knight_Kin
@Knight_Kin 4 жыл бұрын
You have died
@Bbill9908
@Bbill9908 4 жыл бұрын
Hey ER, just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into your videos. Although I get tingles very rarely, your work is always relaxing, and I always look forward to seeing your latest works. Keep up the creative work, and tingle on!
@8fuzz
@8fuzz 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually a good metaphor for how the legislator views his constituents, plants to be pruned and trimmed into the “perfect” specimen, regardless of consent, personality, and/or faculties
@dudecypher
@dudecypher 4 жыл бұрын
Hi.
@NoOne-cs9ws
@NoOne-cs9ws 4 жыл бұрын
He runs after them and catches them.
@sex-attack_helicipter
@sex-attack_helicipter 4 жыл бұрын
In my opinion when he making a gameplay video he is ran out of ideas
@TH3SHUR1F
@TH3SHUR1F 4 жыл бұрын
Leon Menaut That’s putting it delicately.
@maximumaction1125
@maximumaction1125 4 жыл бұрын
@@sex-attack_helicipter gameplay videos in asmr style have been around for a while on other channels especially when minecraft was becoming popular again and he says that he just making the gameplay videos for fun.
@toastie8173
@toastie8173 4 жыл бұрын
@@sex-attack_helicipter Have you WATCHED the gameplay videos?
@purplenemo77
@purplenemo77 4 жыл бұрын
*drops camera in plant* ER: “genius”
@madisontowne876
@madisontowne876 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he kinda just peeked through the plants like hiii
@Rosweld76
@Rosweld76 4 жыл бұрын
Oh look, I'm now a Chia-pet. I see Dr. Corvus gave me the exact body modifications I ordered! 5/5 TripAdvisor, highly recommend.
@whatshisname1088
@whatshisname1088 4 жыл бұрын
Ok hear me out: ASMR in Real Thyme
@armchairphilosopher6880
@armchairphilosopher6880 4 жыл бұрын
I have never genuinely hurt myself with a facepalm... until now. take my like and leave.
@akio5250
@akio5250 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I should fly all the way over to where you live just to slap you
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
ok, fuck you and the comedy donkey you rode in on, take your goddamn like
@comet3876
@comet3876 3 жыл бұрын
out. the doors right there.
@jadetheslime3140
@jadetheslime3140 3 жыл бұрын
@@comet3876 Hi! Did someone call me?
@classicalunicorn6647
@classicalunicorn6647 4 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how I know he was implying that the mist was diluted blood but my brain keeps saying pomegranate juice
@RocketRaccoonIzHot
@RocketRaccoonIzHot 4 жыл бұрын
"by the way... what are the fines for necrophilia in this part of tamriel?"
@Stellar_Politics
@Stellar_Politics 4 жыл бұрын
Is this the first offense?
@generic_person9537
@generic_person9537 4 жыл бұрын
I am George. Am I George Bush now?
@raccoonjamison8011
@raccoonjamison8011 4 жыл бұрын
George Bush you are, trim you need
@Bbill9908
@Bbill9908 4 жыл бұрын
I am Groot. I am Groot.
@generic_person9537
@generic_person9537 4 жыл бұрын
@@raccoonjamison8011 sori bat inglish my fo i stooped guy
@OMN1N
@OMN1N 4 жыл бұрын
You get a W for this comment. Now you're George W Bush
@generic_person9537
@generic_person9537 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bbill9908, sorry to hear that
@dnetne5508
@dnetne5508 4 жыл бұрын
Wow.. this video was an amazing idea!! Not only is it all kinda cozy in there, behind all the leafs, but also the video quality..like the focus and all is fantastic! 10/10 good ASMRist
@DenWell-SeedsOfChaos
@DenWell-SeedsOfChaos 4 жыл бұрын
We love Margaret dearly and refuse to accept that she may not return.
@DrVxbes
@DrVxbes 4 жыл бұрын
Den Well who is margaret 🥴
@stewiegriffin7237
@stewiegriffin7237 4 жыл бұрын
She's Witnessing Perfection... All It Takes For You Too To See It... *Is 25 Cents.*
@spawner2469
@spawner2469 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still confused about how we still haven't learned professor Clemmonds first name from his brother Corvus, his wife Margaret, or even Kevin.
@fleecy7979
@fleecy7979 4 жыл бұрын
The only solution is that his first name would obviously be Professor
@Krystalged
@Krystalged 2 жыл бұрын
William is his name
@generalkenobilegoproductio5488
@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 жыл бұрын
Will he ever run out of ideas? Aside from his video titled,”The Day I Run Out Of Ideas”, where he turned a time where he was close to no ideas into an idea (the genius of this man!), he has never been close to running out of ideas. Impressive.
@canadianprincipality8987
@canadianprincipality8987 4 жыл бұрын
This has the exact opposite energy of Crowley looking after his plants
@user-cq7tg3bx2p
@user-cq7tg3bx2p 4 жыл бұрын
“POV: you’re the plant in my bedroom”
@greattitan371
@greattitan371 4 жыл бұрын
That would be true but I'm not dead
@0nlyE
@0nlyE 4 жыл бұрын
Video idea: Professor Clemmons taking everything literally
@stipfedart
@stipfedart 4 жыл бұрын
Me before he even talks about the ingredients in the spray: “it’s blood isn’t it?”
@vvonderr2017
@vvonderr2017 4 жыл бұрын
I can't hear your voice and stay awake for more tha
@iamlittlepon9548
@iamlittlepon9548 4 жыл бұрын
"tha"? "tha" what?! I need ANSWERS!!!
@milky8002
@milky8002 4 жыл бұрын
@@iamlittlepon9548for the time that it keeps to write that comment
@edytabaszkiewicz3711
@edytabaszkiewicz3711 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how this person fell asleep while typing this comment and hit their phone with their face in just the right way to send it
@MW-yd4xl
@MW-yd4xl 4 жыл бұрын
Edyta Błaszkiewicz hahahaha such a coincidence
@clovr4157
@clovr4157 4 жыл бұрын
@@edytabaszkiewicz3711 I took it to the next level I fell asleep one time woke up turned my phone on and somehow I went from an ASMR video and managed to open Google while I was sleeping 😂
@ladylibrum7145
@ladylibrum7145 4 жыл бұрын
He makes having my severed head planted in a pot a pleasant experience 🌿🌿🌿
@voinum6130
@voinum6130 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing the news about Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;^; Being told I have exquisite fronds: *sniffle* ;; 💕
@doodledothings7138
@doodledothings7138 4 жыл бұрын
Who is this Margaret
@MsYunaFires
@MsYunaFires 4 жыл бұрын
@@doodledothings7138 the Professor's reanimated dead wife. Weren't you paying attention? (also some of her videos should pop up in recommends)
@LIZzardtheWizard
@LIZzardtheWizard 4 жыл бұрын
Margaret is fine, rift mentioned she was in the dark souls world
@voinum6130
@voinum6130 4 жыл бұрын
@@LIZzardtheWizard yES AND SHE MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOLLOW AAAAAAAAAAA ;^;
@aaronjiang8964
@aaronjiang8964 4 жыл бұрын
''Well, well, well.'' Uhg, what kind of mess I'm into again.
@brownshoe6542
@brownshoe6542 4 жыл бұрын
Why is the sanitarium turning into a Darksouls area.
@brownshoe6542
@brownshoe6542 4 жыл бұрын
Potato Gameplays Am I under arrest officer?
@og175
@og175 4 жыл бұрын
Potato Gameplays yekskddmfjfkdldldklf d d ksksown endskksmd.dmdldkd. ddkod
@og175
@og175 4 жыл бұрын
@Moerlboro Cop im going to do the same thing but uno reverse it so I have double the times as power
@pupusukka
@pupusukka 4 жыл бұрын
"My last patient was a bush. It was my first time trimming a bush" me: *snorts
@undeadsnipes6992
@undeadsnipes6992 4 жыл бұрын
ER: "incase you might be wondering what this red liquid is, well its high in iron, hemoglobins, and i believe it's type O-" ... wait a minute...isnt that blood? So margaret uses blood diluted with water on her plants?
@victoriancuddler
@victoriancuddler 4 жыл бұрын
"three bonfires appeared in the Sanitarium" so if Margaret was a soulslike boss of Arkham, Clemmons is another, I'm assuming the third is The Entity himself?
@thelemon0001
@thelemon0001 4 жыл бұрын
Nah it's gotta be Corvus. Unless they're saving him for the Bloodborne crossover.
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelemon0001 if it was, I'm gonna go SHOOKETH
@_ham4127
@_ham4127 4 жыл бұрын
what kim jong un sees while his doctors try to get hin out if a vegetative state
@jesscruz7894
@jesscruz7894 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@sketchpad7116
@sketchpad7116 4 жыл бұрын
This, almost instantly, aged badly.
@georgeheilman885
@georgeheilman885 4 жыл бұрын
This is as close as I'll get to being a happy little tree in a Bob Ross painting, so I'm not letting the opportunity pass me by!
@literallyjustadog3060
@literallyjustadog3060 4 жыл бұрын
Hah, didn't realize you were talking about dark souls until you mentioned four great souls and going hollow. So Margaret is a chosen undead then?
@adammaloney3192
@adammaloney3192 4 жыл бұрын
My boy has taken the weed farm to the next lvl
@dorvvid6983
@dorvvid6983 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Plant just had the tingles of his life
@kelseydefenbaugh6412
@kelseydefenbaugh6412 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss , perfect quarantine pastime, becoming a plant...
@MrGame8706
@MrGame8706 4 жыл бұрын
My Friends: So what have you been doing in quarantine? Me: **Hides MiracleGro**
@DerpeyGnome
@DerpeyGnome 4 жыл бұрын
Arkham Plantnitarium
@Jordan-wd8te
@Jordan-wd8te 4 жыл бұрын
Rift: talking about his reanimated wife His inner Mad Sweeney: dead wife
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
i laughed way harder than i shouldve since i have no clue who sweeney is
@austinkent4663
@austinkent4663 4 жыл бұрын
“just a little bit more” proceeds to flood everything
@potato_man3076
@potato_man3076 4 жыл бұрын
My friends called me shrub in 5th elementary school. I just took it a little further. At least the sun feels good `~`
@eyb0ss317
@eyb0ss317 4 жыл бұрын
You really are a very creative person, real creativity is a lot more rare than most people think, and you’re a good example
@Bored_Barbarian
@Bored_Barbarian 4 жыл бұрын
Avoiding this. Getting some major “Stay Out of the Basement” vibes 😂
@raccoonofmotivation20
@raccoonofmotivation20 4 жыл бұрын
Goosebumps memories
@Dinklebergsrise
@Dinklebergsrise 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah. He could do some great Goosebumps videos I bet
@r4dbit416
@r4dbit416 4 жыл бұрын
Goosebumps roleplay could be awesome
@Rhamburgers_420
@Rhamburgers_420 4 жыл бұрын
I still have that book! I love it sm
@Levitator94
@Levitator94 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@TiaraASMR
@TiaraASMR 4 жыл бұрын
This is so creative!! Thank you for this video 💚
@danishbutter655
@danishbutter655 4 жыл бұрын
plot twist: im put into a smoothie afterwards...
@osamashehata7811
@osamashehata7811 4 жыл бұрын
The plant was a paid actor...
@mernky3562
@mernky3562 4 жыл бұрын
Osama Shehata it’s true I was the plant
@og175
@og175 4 жыл бұрын
Osama Shehata you fool the actor was a plant the whole time
@rabiesgiver
@rabiesgiver 4 жыл бұрын
We stayed a bit to long in Margaret’s garden I see-
@Tia5003
@Tia5003 4 жыл бұрын
me: *finds out i’m a fern* me: *sweats nervously in plant parent* , _“i’m going to die.”_ 😅
@hairlessgrizzly559
@hairlessgrizzly559 4 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift is my favorite ASMRtist. He's a cool dude. Seriously, our dude has lost a bit of hearing and yet, he still proceeds to do this for us. Nothing can stop him, not even Cthulhu himself.
@masterghost9883
@masterghost9883 4 жыл бұрын
He must have used bonemeal to grow us so fast
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 4 жыл бұрын
Nice Minecraft reference there
@masterghost9883
@masterghost9883 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@shidbot6850
@shidbot6850 4 жыл бұрын
Nice minecraft reference there
@caramiaasmr8722
@caramiaasmr8722 4 жыл бұрын
Those plant trimming noises knocked me tf out.
@MrTechNetMod
@MrTechNetMod 4 жыл бұрын
32:01 "This shouldn't hurt at all." I feel like thats an understatement and this is the equivalent of pulling out one's hair 👀
@icethepolarbear
@icethepolarbear 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Goosebumps “Stay Out Of The Basement” (book and episode)
@fastfoodenjoyer5427
@fastfoodenjoyer5427 4 жыл бұрын
And then he turned himself into a plant, funniest sh I've ever seen.
@glucoseguardian417
@glucoseguardian417 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like when Margaret buries you in her garden your underground body would slowly rot and decay feeding the plants around you only making them eat you alive quicker until all that’s left is your head connected to roots of the plants around you and your bones left there to lay beneath you for all of time
@LoneWanderR
@LoneWanderR 4 жыл бұрын
A video out directly at 1200 on a tuesday? Sure, essential work can wait!
@type-10
@type-10 4 жыл бұрын
About 19.00 in EEST.
@LoneWanderR
@LoneWanderR 4 жыл бұрын
@@type-10 Jokes on you, Uncle Rift is AoA PA, USA, so its EST for him
@AJBAXTER7677
@AJBAXTER7677 4 жыл бұрын
Read the description about "interspecies hybrids", thought about the ASMR AA video, and just remembered the video of that venus fly trap/mj hybrid I saw a long time ago. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I believe it can still be found. No idea if it's a fake video or not but it was freaky either way.
@ghfdt368
@ghfdt368 4 жыл бұрын
getting fallout 3 harold vibes from this (ps hope all seeing this comment are doing well wishing you all the best)
@joaop2294
@joaop2294 4 жыл бұрын
I reminded me of that vault in new vegas where the people became plants too
@tetinc4043
@tetinc4043 4 жыл бұрын
I remembered those creepy af plant zombies from RE2 remake
@armchairphilosopher6880
@armchairphilosopher6880 4 жыл бұрын
was literally thinking the same thing
@PhoenixFeather21
@PhoenixFeather21 4 жыл бұрын
When he said “trim away the rot and *decay*” I 100% heard “the gay” 😂 had to rewind a bit to realize I heard wrong. 😗
@joshpkt509
@joshpkt509 4 жыл бұрын
massive developments in the lore of the world of Arkham Sanitarium. i love this type of stuff, keep it up man
@devinhandojo1122
@devinhandojo1122 4 жыл бұрын
My Random Imagination: You are a pea shooter(from plant vs zombies) and when you grow up, you get planted outside to kill zombies
@TwichyRamen
@TwichyRamen 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes plant
@hornethive
@hornethive 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes "reapers"
@maquisasmr3607
@maquisasmr3607 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@dram3711
@dram3711 4 жыл бұрын
this post was made by plantgang
@DabbleDAM
@DabbleDAM 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a video you uploaded ER I get a little excited. Like along the lines of my next episode of my favorite shows, and I just love it. Your production quality is always stellar and even some people I know recently started watching you even though they’re not into ASMR. Thanks for sharing these videos with us.
@antoniosharek
@antoniosharek 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Trimming your Bush ASMR
@Corp2004
@Corp2004 4 жыл бұрын
FFS
@donniecapobianco8794
@donniecapobianco8794 4 жыл бұрын
lmao. i'm sure Rift would have thought of using this as the title but he is aware that the demonetization gods never sleep
@TheSergio1021
@TheSergio1021 4 жыл бұрын
That fact that your name is Mossy fits so well too
@antoniosharek
@antoniosharek 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSergio1021 the plant life chose me lol
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
i applaud you sir, now take your like and leave
@elizabethcarroll9525
@elizabethcarroll9525 4 жыл бұрын
When people ask if being asexual means I'm a plant:
@hallethegalaxy
@hallethegalaxy 4 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Carroll tysm for this comment; i am d e d
@spearspearspear
@spearspearspear 4 жыл бұрын
How does asexuality even work? Like not biologically but social asexuality.
@hallethegalaxy
@hallethegalaxy 4 жыл бұрын
SpearHunked what do you mean when you say “work”? are you asking what it’s like to be asexual vs not? (these are clarifying questions btw; i definitely wanna share my thoughts once i understand what you’re asking😊)
@elizabethcarroll9525
@elizabethcarroll9525 4 жыл бұрын
@@spearspearspear Well basically it's a sexuality in which someone feels little to no sexual attraction. There's a lot of different kinds of asexuality, and a lot of the time people get it mixed up with aromantic which is like asexuality but with romance. I'm awful at explaining things but if you wanna know more I can try and get more into it.
@spearspearspear
@spearspearspear 4 жыл бұрын
@@hallethegalaxy Yeah basically what your feelings are.
@stevewinkleburg5300
@stevewinkleburg5300 4 жыл бұрын
It seems my experiencing of asmr is fading. I'm pretty young, and I started listening to ASMR every day about a year ago, but it doesnt have the same effect anymore. Enjoy it while you still have it!
@delsunreys
@delsunreys 4 жыл бұрын
When i say i need to vegetate, this is what i mean and i won’t accept anything less.
@nickyd1946
@nickyd1946 4 жыл бұрын
Just seeing your face, hearing your voice. It just comforts me, I have so much going on with my mental state and went through something horrible and you and your videos are keeping me going. Help me sleep and keep me calm, I truly love you and everything you do please never stop ❤️
@TheConfusedOne101
@TheConfusedOne101 4 жыл бұрын
Me: close my eyes to sleep E.R: "Well,well,well" Me: *G-Man?*
@furretthefuzzynoodle3896
@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 4 жыл бұрын
Poison ivy: I CANT BE DEFEATED Batman: I can’t but he will (video)
@gamewrite9
@gamewrite9 4 жыл бұрын
9:05 Was Clemmon’s wife’s death a reference to the Dyatlov Pass incident ? Died on an expedition in the Himalayas. Might be a reference to the game Kholat with the world of the dead and souls and such . Just speculation though. Could Margaret be the result of all the weird things surrounding that incident?
@LIZzardtheWizard
@LIZzardtheWizard 4 жыл бұрын
It’s actually dark souls
@raptor6493
@raptor6493 4 жыл бұрын
He never runs out of ideas!
@isaiah7258
@isaiah7258 4 жыл бұрын
It's been 8 minutes and I saw 2 dislikes they haven't even seen the full video yet
@auterbug
@auterbug 4 жыл бұрын
This helped me come down from a horrible crying spell. Thank you for the amazing content as always! ❤
@toastytoaster7161
@toastytoaster7161 4 жыл бұрын
Bonfires..... Is he talking about dark souls? Or the big ones in bloodborne
@sarico7827
@sarico7827 4 жыл бұрын
I think dark souls from him talking about going hallow. Also it's awesome all these different lore backgrounds coming together.
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarico7827 hallow means sacred, i believe you mean hollow, but yes, dark souls is the one hes reffering to, the 4 souls that were stated as well being evidence to it being dark souls rather than bloodborne as bloodborne uses blood echoes instead
@beansmr9966
@beansmr9966 4 жыл бұрын
This is so calming and soothing.
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