The Post-Apocalyptic Trading Post | ASMR

[@MrTattooASMR]

Thought that was a green screen. Of course it isn't, this is Ephemeral Rift.

[@justmario8756]

Hey there!

[@mythicdeadmouse2196]

You would be right

[@robinhyperlord9053]

Your icon looks like the guy short guy from Rhett And Link.

[@UrbanNoyade]

Its prolly his basement

[@hauntedvirus]

Robin Gilliver it’s Link... don’t disrespect them

[@todbilegotgonbat3943]

Will I have to pay in caps?

[@Gotobar]

Todbileg Otgonbat Why not a Charge Card?

[@itsnotbeaulo.-1472]

*coughs* weed *coughs*

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*[Slap]* *{stares in anger}*

[@Whispurer]

What about 500 atoms?

[@MrZooky123]

Caps lock keys? key thief is that you???

[@crispradt3811]

Looking to protect yourself...OR DEAL SOME DAMAGE?

[@Jayzgrouse]

Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn.

[@skutyzilla]

Did someone stole your sweetroll?

[@DaughterofAzarath]

Take a look.

[@daqa9213]

Some may call this junk but I call them treasures

[@tommywiseau2743]

I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.

[@elyaakabiayman8911]

Uncle er the type of guy to read terms and conditions and decline them

[@jackfrager2542]

Lmao thats great!

[@quincyloogs1421]

Fr tho

[@qwest500]

imagine if he does a future video in which he reads Terms and Conditions slowly in ASMR and then declines at the very end

[@dimentbarg9793]

I have actually done that multiple times....

[@magpiesmyth6310]

How he hasn't become a meme yet amazes me

[@martinlaird4738]

Post apocalyptic stuff is always the coolest

[@comonena]

Martin Laird x2

[@pg3dclipsskits774]

@@comonena x3

[@alialekberov4001]

@@pg3dclipsskits774 x5 (+1,+2,+3...)

[@MultiERIC1973]

X6

[@BAEN1834]

@@MultiERIC1973 x 7

[@iimv1935]

Think about it this way. The person he says goodbye too at the beginning is the last person who watched the video before you.

[@mogsierra5515]

Woah, mind blown

[@silversnailor]

what about the first person that watched the video?

[@mrstranger2482]

Thats actually pretty cool Nico

[@annyshkilionok2680]

YOOOOOOO

[@benparker3442]

Mobstah Lobstah legend has it E.R never said goodbye at the start of the video the first person watched

[@S1ay3r013]

I feel like gold would still be valuable, but more for its conductivity rather than its visual aspect in a post-apocalyptic setting. Assuming electricity still works. Great video as always.

[@falloutgod1073]

Shiny looks nice

[@DustOfTheNorth]

Gold will always have value to humans

[@maathimself9024]

How exactly would electricity stop working?

[@DoNotComply124]

@@maathimself9024 post apocalyptic world, nobody to run power stations and maintain powerlines

[@deussolinvictus]

Yep, as a conductive and corrosion resistant solder for circuitry and wiring.

[@Hehogaming]

Someone get me a poster of a mad max style Rift walking away into the sunset amd beside him is, instead of a dog or other companion, a pet boot

[@mogsierra5515]

...a pet boot...war never changes, huh?

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

Uh wouldn't you want your girlfriend back first? Ok I'll just see myself out.

[@dasfischstabchend7871]

Me too! Sounds like a great idea :D

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

Make it happen I’ll pay for that

[@jjcondado]

Jaune get back to the rwby verse and fix the show ;^;

[@benjamiIf]

Your hair fits perfectly with the video

[@Amphibian42]

Benja Vásquez you are correct his hair is awesome right now

[@bemmosk2072]

Benja Vásquez thanks

[@sebb8347]

Benja Vásquez his hair is perfect in any video

[@84est]

"Hey, you're finally awake."

[@caesar162]

oh yeah yeah

[@luzzbightyear3159]

DANGIT TOM HOWARD

[@lucbrisebois767]

Jesus Christ Denton

[@timewellspent8137]

@@luzzbightyear3159 Todd*

[@revisionfour]

I see your avatar icon everywhere but with various names. Does this represent some group or something?

[@itxivs]

Do a Hannibal roleplay dining with us (since he feeds his guests humans, i figured it’s dark enough for your channel) where you eat and make inside jokes about the food that we’re not supposed to understand and make him part of the rift universe

[@dreamofwoods333]

YES!

[@LaCharmeuseDeNuages]

I'd love that too !

[@siposmarton8324]

„Inside” jokes, huh?

[@gangstakittie7699]

@@siposmarton8324 thatd be a bit gutsy of him 😉

[@Shmegglebonk]

Italic.mp4 cannibal*

[@vitsecharo1853]

I guess times are tough if you sell your pet boots

[@steelpickaxe7978]

No not the boots anything but the boots

[@Utzuki]

Least they are back together again.

[@gangstakittie7699]

Puss is gonna be angry...

[@bl4nk334]

Pet brains still here

[@tinsoffish1810]

Worse than you think if he was dinner..

[@jimhalpert7400]

when you realize that his vids are literally movie runtimes

[@lucienuismybaby5805]

Jim Halpert holy shit. I’m not a movie type person solely because I think they take too long, but I’m here making sure I watch the whole thing. Wild.

[@uselesstable2058]

That pfp fits perfectly

[@lucaskincanyon7393]

Dude, I never realized that either... damn...

[@GaleOfEmbryon]

Jim how are the kids?

[@oneyayeetplz]

Is it really Jim from the office omg this is crazy can you sign my phone case.

[@Eenkognito]

I'm very disappointed by the lack of toaster repair in this video.

[@etherealhawk]

*the machine spirit*

[@gideonkupka4080]

Oh I get it I played wasteland 2

[@chrisbloem6639]

Are we going to get a part 2? This one was always one of my favs

[@Stressed_N]

Hopefully we’ll see it again sometime

[@vjvadja259]

*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter*

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

"Need something?"

[@DementisVenustas]

I hear Primm got a new sheriff... that should keep the Powder Gangers away!

[@unknown-kp2hn]

RETRIBUTION

[@Hypergen-]

A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness and made a full recovery.

[@TiredPotato413]

Ave, true to Caesar.

[@Ryan-eighty-six]

Easily the most unique ASMR channel on KZbin.

[@YouFoundDan]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate how much effort it always put into the costumes and backgrounds in these videos?

[@dfeplays3233]

Excuse me, sir, can you also repair my broken power armor? Or my broken gun?... Do you accept caps or do you have any side mission for me to pay?

[@glacier9213]

...you're in the zone. The only things we accept is trading things for other things or rubedes. Have you ever seen an AK-47 in the mojave or Capital wasteland or in the commowealth?? (No chinese assault rifle and assault rifle doesn't count)

[@Xtupra_Pobrezzz]

Yes, but we just accept NCR dollars. And about the mission: Just fuck with Caesar's Legion

[@Justsk8withme]

another settlement needs our help ill mark it on your map

[@ryakeithc1662]

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[@tcg1_qc]

@@ryakeithc1662 same

[@zachmcbird6187]

"nice green screen" *puts jacket on a loop* "Um......what?"

[@UrbanNoyade]

Prolly garage or basement

[@MoreNimrod]

No CGI here! Uncle E puts a lot of effort in real looking sets and props.

[@JeiPegOfARaptor]

"Nice green screen" *grabs unloaded AK* "Okay I yield!"

[@TheBimetallicBishop]

It’s never a green screen

[@patrikplayz670]

“Wait, its not a green screen?” “Never has been.”

[@TheButtFran]

Thank you for making all those Candy Man/Pawn Shop/etc videos. They're super relaxing for me

[@the_mooch]

What happened to zeds zombuy's ashopalypse? I have a plethora of questions. Did he and his zombie wife live happily ever after or did she get loose one night and eat his face? Was he out scavenging for more duct tape and a zombie horde suprise him and he starved to death in a true value hardware store? Or did a customer find out he had a zombie wife and killed her causing zed to go crazy and start killing all his customers with elaborate traps made out of duct tape? I need to know!

[@sfelber5510]

Do you accept nuka cola bottle caps?

[@timewellspent8137]

Depends on which vault you come from

[@qhxoexcci]

Sunset sarsaparila is more valuable

[@sfelber5510]

Sadly I come from vault 76

[@justmario8756]

@@sfelber5510 Then go fuck yourself xd

[@timewellspent8137]

@@sfelber5510 Wha- get the hell outta here! You're kind's not welcome here!

[@Ryan-di2kw]

I really wonder what his system is for hair length and roleplays. Does he just cut it when he wants and record roleplays that match the hair? Does he grow it out or cut it because he wants to film a certain character? Does he stockpile videos at certain lengths so he can post those while he grows it out? So many questions

[@Solid-Matrix]

Hmm

[@mags_1977]

@@Solid-Matrix Hmm

[@FireDrage]

@@mags_1977 Hmm

[@mr-meek]

@@FireDrage Hmm

[@ww2animechick198]

@@mr-meek Hmm

[@Samurai_JackCI]

Is it just me or does everyone else love the effect as you darken your screen, the edges of the video gets darker

[@vivekbarchha]

You mean the vignette? Yes, I like it too.

[@lordferrous9392]

You know, with the current hair style and beard. Uncle Rift could do a perfect John Wick asmr roleplay. Where the boogeyman himself tries to soothe the child of a mobster (us, the audience.) as he just saved us from a recent contract he took.

[@os8mm178]

Is pretty good idea

[@danielwatahan6437]

This is without a doubt my favorite asmr video. I’ve seen it so many times.

[@thebirdman3898]

Life is pretty hard but moments like these make it all worth it

[@summersausages2368]

Ohh Noo!!! He turned the pet boots into BOOTS!!!!

[@lemming3001]

At least they are together now though

[@summersausages2368]

:( sad too see such mythical creatures in such a way

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

He sick! He very sick!

[@KJ-nw8ge]

I bet most normal people would show up here during the apocalypse and wonder why the shop owner is tapping things. But everyone who knows about ASMR would be soothed into a buy.

[@themememaster9233]

"Normal people"

[@tutejsy1088]

00:00:00 Finishing up with another customer 00:01:00 How can I help you? 00:04:45 Leather coat 00:07:30 Rain coat 00:10:35 Leather gloves 00:12:25 Winter gloves 00:14:35 Pair of waterproof boots 00:17:50 Rainstick 00:22:00 Sleeping bag 00:25:00 Plastic gas canister 00:27:50 Metal gas canister 00:30:20 Double-bit ax 00:33:25 Battery operated lantern 00:35:15 Oil lamp 00:37:10 Lamp oil 00:38:30 Candles 00:39:45 Plastic storage bags 00:42:00 Matches 00:44:14 Candle test 00:48:00 Canned goods 00:53:05 Plastic canteen 00:56:04 Gas mask 00:58:25 Can opener 01:00:30 Bandage 01:02:20 Hydrogen peroxide 01:04:53 Scissors&tweezers 01:07:04 Multitool 01:09:45 Hunting knife 01:13:15 AK-47 01:16:07 Rucksack 01:20:10 Stay safe

[@potatoepleb4985]

NeitherDream thanks

[@thedarklobster_]

Thank you

[@ckc3166]

Oh wow you can copy and paste good job.

[@tutejsy1088]

JohnDeere 4020 oh, thank you, great that somebody appreciates that skill...

[@KyleVelasco12]

When will we get another “eat with me”

[@timewellspent8137]

After we get "eat me"

[@mortarman1122]

You just got one dood

[@Rizlack]

How can anyone alive find someone else eating food to be a calming experience?

[@timewellspent8137]

@@Rizlack Everyone does subconsciously. If someone is mad at you, the best thing to do is sit right next to them and eat something. Humans associate eating with peace, and seeing someone eat puts the thought of peace into their subconscious thoughts. If you can get them to eat with you, you've won and they are no longer angry.

[@Rizlack]

@@timewellspent8137 Nonsense. Watching random people shovel food in their mouth and make disgusting chomping sounds is one of the very last things I'd ever watch to relax/sleep. Would have the polar opposite effect.

[@kainajones9393]

Somehow his has given me a new appreciation for living in this place, at this time, and with all that's available to me. Thank You

[@gabrielmartinez7776]

This dude mic is so good you can hear atoms with it

[@lukeethanboswell6338]

A 1 and a half hour video with no ads well done

[@Caltash]

You gotta love Rift World. Endless ideas and creativity. Also where's our Boi Kermit? Day 17.... EDIT: Okay Kermit says it is day 16, so 16 it shall be.

[@GhostlyDilemma]

Pretty sure that is not the real one

[@mcjohnston2010]

Could you imagine being in line behind this person? Like “damnit I just want this bag of chips”

[@dougknisely3459]

This video puts me to sleep most nights. Takes me about 3 weeks to watch it all because I don’t make it far.. please do another🤘🏻

[@joehiles6517]

Dang, Rift has been killing it this week. I LOVE his role play videos. Hands down favorite ASMR role plays to watch.

[@constipation4650]

The vendor that sells all the important provisions, the man that draws the borders and differentiate between a safe Haven and danger. The man that eats with you, while making you feel uncomfortable. Rift is that NPC in Bethesda games that just uses the same voice files and the same model.

[@theredsir869]

I can't unsee this comment, lol. Its so true.

[@connorrasmussen1167]

i sleep on the ground some days because his asmr is that good

[@ahmadirfan9247]

You are the most hardworking asmrtist ever.Just look how long is your video compare to other.😘😘

[@Rammstom2]

By far my favorite ASMR video out there, I use it regularly to help me sleep.

[@JHohenhauser]

It's 1:02 AM and I'm finally ready to sleep. Thanks Uncle E!

[@jreverie7018]

You make such unique content. I always come back for some rift. Thanks for all you do and make dude, helps get my mind off my pain when trying to sleep

[@Sorin96]

i don't know what i'm more obsessed with, your videos or your hair becoming longer :))) (keep growing out out i feel like you would look good with longer hair!)

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Strangely enough, I don't get that many tingles from any ASMR, I just watch them cos they're really calming.

[@arseniyromanovich799]

Breefly about this video *John Wick killed all his enemies after ex-communicado and finally went to the retirement*

[@louisbradburn265]

Pp08

[@LaCharmeuseDeNuages]

1:08:44 This one is a can opener, the end can also be used as a small screwdriver. The one shown after is the bottle opener, with a larger screwdriver at the end. I always keep a swiss army knife like this one in my handbag, my dad also used to keep one with him, i'm happy to see one in an Uncle E video, feels like he's family !

[@kevinshea6708]

ER you need to act man. You’re a legend

[@gasieckig]

That leather jacket gave me some serious tingles. I love your content Rift!! Thank you for sharing your asmr talent

[@lilskrimpboi1409]

* Big iron plays in the background *

[@justobi8048]

Hello again, it's me, Mr New Vegas

[@DangerCrow]

Ephemeral Rift, your videos that include rain in the background are my absolute favorite. Hopefully when the rainy season comes we can get at least one more. I look forward to all of your content!

[@TWgamerbuilder]

This is a nice video given current geopolitical events

[@ATLMexiKing1418]

I love how you threw in the father and boy from that movie “The Road”. It’s one of my favorite post apocalyptic movie.

[@keyboardgrinder2394]

Day two in applauding E in his creativity and not asking for vids

[@nickiannetta7675]

This man never runs out of ideas

[@zenypeace3867]

watched the whole entire video while playing games honestly loved it

[@edwind_]

The quality in his videos is just insane.

[@lejanistcool1236]

Yes

[@eugentomljenovic8105]

I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WOULD BRING THE AK !!! MUCH LOVE RIFT

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

Oh yeah the AK47 is my favorite of his props

[@Mr.Prufrock]

Rift is acquired taste for people who have watched and listened every kind of ASMR for a long time.

[@spartan4245]

Why does rift look like Hank from Detroit?

[@Sorin96]

i can see it, now that i'm thinking about it :0

[@nolanstevenson4386]

()= wow 😲

[@SANTIGO_DA_1]

Hi I’m Connor the robot sent from cyber life Hank wake up, *slap earrape clip

[@mogsierra5515]

DONT YOU DARE SLAP UNCLE ER

[@spartan4245]

@@mogsierra5515 Wake up Hank! *Slap*

[@mtesosik1376]

say what you want but this men is legend and he never run out of ideas

[@0megamanX]

Anyone else going through all the post-apocalyptic ASMR roleplays and reading the latest comments? lol

[@CaptainAlbaniaOG]

This guys voice is so good that you can fall asleep in 1 second

[@greekbirb]

i'll give you my soul for tingles,please

[@greekbirb]

@Zoe Kouf σε ευχαριστώ φίλε μου

[@philleotardo8760]

You’ve been helping me sleep off hangovers. I’ve recommended you to all my barfly’s.

[@AleksandrLobanenkov]

Yeah! We need more post-apocalyptic fallout videos!

[@mialikesmangos]

You deserve 1million subscribers, I watch your videos when I can’t get to sleep

[@infamousgamer1058]

The pet boot finally found its mate!!!😊😁

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

[@nobodxy]

I absolutely love the theme of the video.... Of course your technique is on point as usual. Thank you so much for your work, it helps me tremendously.

[@taxifare22]

well it's noon and i'm gonna sleep now. thanks ER.

[@ultravince_xxi]

boy do we need this now

[@bravepigster]

I like how he actually seems a little upset when he talks about how he traded his instruments for food, acting 10/10

[@landonteel5567]

Hits a little different in quarantine

[@namegoeshere2418]

*Metro last light starts kicking in* Me: you accept military grade ammunition as money, yes?

[@CassieReign]

Just found this video. I love apocalypse stuff! I feel like this theme is very fitting for asmr.

[@tomelias7717]

Zed got some competition, the ashopalypse monopoly is crumbling!

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

Noooo! Zed has always been my go to guy. I can't see him go out of business! We must stop this shopkeeper and secure Zed's monopoly!

[@Zimtblut]

Naaah, Zed and his customizations are irreplacable :)

[@blankatos3010]

This look and voice fits you really good, would love to see more in this style.

[@godlikejr.3683]

Ephemeral Rift, imo, is the best male asmrtist on KZbin

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

You really mean best asmrtist in general right?

[@harrisdizdarevic5797]

Easily my favorite video of ER

[@epsilon3759]

“NCR Ranger helps your wounds”? Would be pretty cool to see another one of your great Fallout ASMR role plays again :)

[@JackFrost931]

I love how skillfully he switches the sites to tingle the ears separatly without that you notice it that he dose that. Amazing acting skills

[@Hikenights]

Your hair is just majestic Paul

[@Splucked]

Perfect description.

[@anthony_3909]

This is like the best video on earth I fall asleep to this stuff every night

[@mullallylally]

He's got the store clerk NPC vibe down ...I would love if he had voice over work in a video game

[@RANDOMLETTERS1111]

Your creativity is unreal man do what you do best

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

_Riftypoo cranking out videos this week faster than eir Doctor cranks out the beak-ening_

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

I do like it when the birb doctor does his beaking

[@scottt3100]

Awesome bit my man. Hollywood casting agents should be calling you. I think you would be excellent in many rolls. I really enjoy your work. Thank you! 👏👏👏

[@yesno-cs8yw]

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my post apocalyptic trading post.

[@Raafke]

Probably the most creative guy on youtube.

[@foxesbest6873]

Me: *sits down to watch some ASMR with headphones and max volume on* Ad: IF YOUR OFFICE FRIDGE COULD TALK-

[@davidtanaka5357]

I love that it takes 30 seconds to figure out where to put the jacket.

[@LSDNorppa]

Uploaded 50 seconds ago? Guess 7pm is a good time to sleep then.

[@onelusciouslad7841]

I will never not be amazed at how he can and does rock any and all hairstyles

[@august2879]

just realized we went though this mans whole stock

[@davidchauhan1287]

add on to this post apocalyptic series. love the work !

[@boofenshmirtz3658]

When he brought out the boot, I said to myself “*inhales* “timberlins”

[@psyche6672]

So genuine always have been supporting your content, love from chicago

[@forbiddenpasta6140]

Uncle E sure knows when to upload videos, going back to sleep now.