The Word Man | ASMR

[@Rita-RT09]

"Metade" means "half", Uncle E... It's okay just wanted to tell you ❤😁 (thank you for including Portugal though :))) ) Edit: "ban" in Portuguese is actually "banido" or "banimento" or "banir" (that's the verb form of the word)

[@oieusouojorge6271]

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[@felpswhy1653]

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[@Tzar-TZ]

this is probably google translates fault

[@henriquecarapito3989]

🇵🇹 há sempre tugas onde quer que vá 😂

[@Rita-RT09]

@@henriquecarapito3989 claroooo hahahah

[@shoutykenneth5115]

I misread the title as "the world man" and I can't lie, I'm kinda sad I'm not buying planets.

[@TheDamisen]

I did the exact same thing, got very excited for what that video would be. This is still good though, a bit of ER is always good.

[@scourix4181]

No worry's! He'll do that too in some time - im sure.

[@BlackPrintagon]

@@scourix4181 worries*

[@TheDamisen]

@@scourix4181 I think the world man is scheduled to come to Arkham around 2 millennia from now

[@Wolvsbane0]

I’m pretty sure it had a typo cause so many of us read world the first time

[@mattisca8522]

Can we all take a moment to respect the amount of work it took to make all the timestamps Like it wasn't necessary but he just did it that's why i love this wholesome man

[@australium7374]

and the funny jokes I assume he probably wrote up but even if it’s done without writing it’s amazing he’s come up with such

[@PanGuy_]

@@australium7374 I remember hearing that his ASMR videos are usually 80-90% improvised.

[@Bthakilla4rilla]

Oh it's been a while since I imagined a part post-apocalyptic, part dystopian world

[@allgunsblazed9106]

I've been there for age's.

[@connorhernandez2117]

Too long. Truly too long.

[@foxfrightdario5175]

The last video about a part post apocalyptic, part dystopian World ("The Manga Man") is already 5 months ago :0

[@AlexIndiex]

Cyberpunk???

[@frogskills8477]

That's cuz ur in one right now

[@januarysson5633]

“Dystopian, I didn’t know you knew that word”. We all know that word these days, Uncle E.

[@DrCrowPHD]

🍻

[@giantslug6969]

In a world where a non-FDA approved, tested or studied vaccine is being happily pushed for a virus with a 99.87%+ survival rate... Yep--quite dystopian.

[@nah4989]

@@giantslug6969 Ohh boyyy *grabs popcorn*

[@jamborees]

@@nah4989 mind if you share? I want to see this too

[@flowersbloom4262]

@@nah4989 get me a cupful too

[@anatidaephobicduck3280]

When he said “Everyone calls me the word man, but you can call me...” I legit thought he would say “...anytime you want” lmao

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Yes, we all remember the nothing man 😏, nothing to stop me from getting that phone number.

[@wokefly]

Sus

[@januarysson5633]

“I have with me a list of words that have been banned.” Hope you beat the algorithm, man.

[@KniferDaBeast]

@@FK-we1dp Not on the list? *Oh no.*

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@trumplostlol5281]

@@FK-we1dp oof

[@legatelanius1465]

@@trumplostlol5281 yikes

[@Seriously_Unserious]

@@KniferDaBeast Knifer, you just made The List - The list of Jericho!

[@Beepintheblip]

Waiting for a Pet Man running a Pet Shop Roleplay where we are shopping for a pet boot pet potato or pet brain! I missed that series of yours, the tingles and humor were great!

[@januarysson5633]

Rubber chicken in a cage. 🐔

[@grammernotzi]

@@januarysson5633 Yasssss!

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@shadowbrine114]

Oh fuck yes I want a pet boot

[@ChuckleStevensonTV]

Long awaited return of pet potato?

[@hungryfilms3707]

Surely we’ll get a Gandalf asmr soon with hair and a beard like that.

[@teawings4391]

He heartedbthe comment, thats a sign!

[@Seriously_Unserious]

Gandulf to the NWO - "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[@littleotis1355]

Your giving him ideas

[@Circa88]

saw this comment after Gandalf ASMR, this was funny to see. You predicted the future!!

[@walkerwhitmore1691]

Man, I just gotta say, the way your videos can be connected in a universe or simply viewed individually, is impressive to say the least

[@felpswhy1653]

Petition to ER make the Old World Order, so we can call them The OwO.

[@chyaboi11]

No, never.

[@elizacrawford6686]

Chaotic thought

[@canadianprincipality8987]

You know how some sins are unforgivable?

[@ArmundJay]

all hail the OwO

[@bobveinne2439]

STOP RIGHT THERE

[@SPACECATIZZY]

4k Ephemeral Rift Asmr? dream come true

[@ifyouleavenow5960]

youtube 4k sucks ass

[@mrtooos974]

@@ifyouleavenow5960 true in mobile its max 1440p

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Yeah, you’re supposed to sleep, that’s the point of asmr.

[@rileyn54]

@@mrtooos974 I got max 4k60 on mobile it depends on your phone

[@Mr.E_Ace]

I misread the title as 'The World Man' as in the tarot cards, but I know I'll love this.

[@ArthurChristopherRose]

Mr World man. XD

[@garfielduberviess3051]

Za Warudo

[@adachy]

@@garfielduberviess3051 there it is! The funny!

[@corbanoT.V.]

Jojo reference.

[@toxicragegamer69]

Yea I did too at 1st talk 🤣

[@Asareff]

looks like we are close to a head and beard shaving again

[@SuperDrums85]

I could never tell what time frame is videos are from unless i look at when it was posted. He changes his look every year lol

[@Levitator94]

Nah the hair is not long enough yet

[@australium7374]

Doesn’t he wait like 6 years so it’s grown out to the maximum then shave it

[@Modernhabitus]

@@australium7374 yes, Australium I agree

[@yeetermcgavin2132]

Shhh dont jinx it

[@Zimtblut]

Never have I been more enthralled then by a man sensuously whispering "Schildkröte" in my ear 🙃

[@lilscooty4429]

“But you can call me... The Word Man, also.” i cracked up

[@theskilledsnake]

He said “Imagine, if you will, a part half-apocalyptic, half-“ and paused so i whispered dystopian and he replies “Whats that? Dystopian”. I was not prepared to have a conversation with Uncle E tonight

[@FlorianRasputin]

Don't expect, calculate all possible outcomes and then define the chance of each result

[@AlexandrosT1]

"Imagine, if you will." Music to my ears.

[@theshorttallman3014]

“You can’t even say yes, you just have to nod” 😂😂 idk y I found this so funny

[@escapedarkness7548]

* nodds head *

[@BrandoniTheGreat]

man everytime I stop watching this guy for a while then come back he goes from no hair to wilderness rift

[@Kael909-n3g]

The intro never gets old

[@ASMRJonie]

I almost never pay attention to what it's being said since it distracts me from relaxing and falling asleep, but I got caught by this! Amazing

[@thee20thdoctor18]

“I was hoping you’d been followed so I could maybe get a new costumer” damn, this clone is right out the test tube huh? XD

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@elpetano]

Hello from Czech republic 🇨🇿 I already know that I will fall asleep sooner than you'll say "Friend" (Přítel/Přítelkyně btw we usually use those words for Boyfriend and Girlfriend. For Friend we use Kamarád/Kamarádka) Love your videos uncle EP ❤️

[@Mistersheeaun]

Unfortunately if ER says any word resembling "comrade", he immediately transforms into Comrade Yuri and the Soviet flag appears behind him. Something to do with the rifts you see 🙂

[@NicolaeHolley]

I noticed this during your last Corvus video, but didn't mention it, until this video reinforced it: I really enjoy incidental leather sounds. When you're doing something else as the main trigger, but you're wearing a leather jacket or leather gloves. Good stuff.

[@kiermaszor406]

Honestly, good job Every time I hear you speak Polish its getting better and better

[@DeemedSuccess]

You literally always upload at a perfect time! I was about to sleep soon since it's late in here.

[@unsaiinted]

Casually pulls out a Molotov cocktail “id love to trade some words for these” WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT-

[@chrismanuel9768]

Well it was addressed to the NWO...

[@JP88264]

Gotta say I was quite shocked when I said out loud “Dystopian”, only to have Rift respond back

[@draggyrhawke]

SAME, IT WAS ALMOST OUT OF BODY

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@s1beachgirl]

Imagine if you will, you turns himself into a pickle, funniest thing I've ever seen

[@m-mori]

As much as I hate this meme I hate among us memes even more so I'd personally like to thank you for not saying anything among us related

[@Pr0xyGames]

T P sus

[@m-mori]

@@Pr0xyGames ffs Mayer

[@brightlight6662]

He turned himself into a pickleee. ITS PICKLE RIIIFT

[@therunner_]

@@m-mori imagine if you will, a red cylindrical object overlapped with a bright oval shape that resembles a cartoony astronaut

[@ian8lisle572]

I’m imagine the “something man” videos work like this. Within the rift-verse there’s a group who specializes in cloning, and was able to secretly develop a mass clone army of salesman based on the original candy man, who was captured and cloned as he was the greatest salesman in the universe. They go out and sell banned goods, but in reality the New world order’s highest ranking members built the clones and are behind the manufacture of banned goods, and have been selling the goods to the public for huge profits. I.E. they ban goods, make an army of super loyal salesman, and sell the now banned goods at massive markups.

[@strayfreckles]

the mix of your extremely soothing whispers and that crinkly jacket is evERYTHING! it's already making me so so sleepy and relaxed and it's barely 5pm here, help

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

*YOOO* What the fuuucck! ER has mentioned Wales again. Even first! So happy our weird little language got a spotlight haha (You were really close to saying it spot on too! It's cuff-frith-ya-deer. Da iawn ER!! ). 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@sgt.mittens2451]

I like whales, I heard they’re endangered.

[@natk8673]

Thats just yo momma

[@MrsStormtrooper]

In awe at that word, for real. It sounds like someone tried to say the Portuguese word for computer (computador) with a mouth full of flour!

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

This channel is probably my most consistently watched channel, I’ve watched at least a video a day for the last like 6-7 years which is strange as I typically get bored of a creator and stop watching them for a bit, hasn’t happened with ER. man stands the test of time.

[@purpleguy7183]

He said it! He said the thing!

[@RegressorJin]

“The man behind the slother”

[@lochandichabod3084]

Dang, this video impressed me with its words.

[@whama7998]

The lighting for this ones incredible, well done uncle e

[@hunterryland5907]

This was posted one day before my birthday, and to be honest, seeing the notification was an even better present than the LEGO X-Wing set that my aunt and uncle got me.

[@Acrassicauda9876]

"Imagine, if you will..." I really missed this introduction! 🥰❤️

[@mrgoldengraham027]

The lore in these kinds of videos is so interesting that I have to stay awake to take it all in! They are better than most films out at the moment :) Great videos, thanks for making them.

[@Acrassicauda9876]

It‘s been a while since I last heard the word „Schildkröte“. Germany is bulldozed. My ancestors had to escape and now I live in the 2nd multiverse, 203 East 50th St., Suite 533. My neighbor is E.T.‘s great-great-great-great-great-grandson and he really is a pain-in-the-ass. Faint memories. I‘m crying... Ich will zurück nach Deutschland!

[@FlorianRasputin]

Hier kommt das deutsche Vaterland!

[@masteroogway3805]

I swear Uncle E videos intrigue me so much that I have to fully watch the video before being able to sleep to It.

[@cookzylmao]

Boys he is slowly transforming into a wizard

[@BSomme]

Thank you for expanding my vocabulary ER I could listen to you talk about anything. :)

[@noname-du9oi]

I think FBI needs to track the ones who disliked, I can't imagine a person actually disliking ER, one of the world's biggest mysteries...

[@j74s98]

Don't worry. They've got their eye on all of us.

[@noname-du9oi]

@@carlosemanuelmartins1305 I am just talking in general

[@noname-du9oi]

and I dont think any of the dislikers actually watched until that part

[@Teymix]

I love the "taking your order" part in every 'man' video, i often just play them and get to that part and fall asleep

[@aforasmr807]

‘Imagine...’ HE’S GONNA SAY IT, HE’S GONNA SAY IT ...’if you will’ HE SAID THE THING!!

[@lukechaplin2040]

This guy took ASMR from amateur to professional. Love the videos, super creative, you my friend, are a legend.

[@chinmustache6420]

Those are some great words and languages. Especially "Olog"

[@LuckyArceus]

“Olog Johnson” -some random cat.

[@thelemon0001]

The cards make me nostalgic for the old "Hi, I brought you some-" videos.

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

I can’t believe it, from all Russian “great and mighty language” Uncle E. chose фрикадельки х) It’s great xD

[@lisaschneider72]

But he included the ' for the "ь"! I was laughing at that, too. So many words in Russian are leaning on other words, though? Like кинотеатр?

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

@@lisaschneider72 I think half of vocabulary xD

[@mystical8950]

He never seems to disappoint. No matter what, I can always rely on ER to help me fall asleep.

[@themadsockking]

A pure work of art, as always❤️

[@korinakorinakorina]

I love the "The Man" series so much. Incredibly relaxing.

[@icyhouseoftraders2752]

*I'm actually amazed and concerned on how much he can do in such a short time*

[@zamuy12479]

This is one of his best videos. Falling asleep to it a lot lately.

[@franktaylor3353]

Hey ER, just a heads up, the Patreon link in the description isn't working at the moment.

[@australium7374]

such a minor detail but it’s a good thing you said it

[@oscar5175]

meatball will be frikadel'ka, frikadel'ki - meatballs thank you for your great work and creating this piece of art

[@snapeissnape7658]

nothing beats the The Man series, for me it's the best :D

[@australium7374]

This series is amazing but Corvus’ videos are something I like way too much

[@snapeissnape7658]

@@australium7374 it's true the Corvus series are amazing but i like the fact that you have a clearer voice on this series

[@Jhueko]

I really enjoyed the part where you inspected the items we brought to trade. Would love to see more of that!

[@chyaboi11]

Waiting on his younger brother's video now, the letter man.

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Then ye oldest, sentence, then the mother paragraph, and father the whole passage.

[@IdiotMist]

I heard he invented a jacket, and it's very popular with highschool students.

[@tricksfollies9549]

Guy: "Hey, mailman! What do you got?" Mailman: "Just this letter!" *holds up a paper in the shape of the letter 'A'* Guy: "Haha!" Mailman: "Haah!" *hands paper 'A' to guy* Guy: *turns the letter over and reads the letter* "Jonathan! I don't love you anymore!"

[@srgmatrix6970]

This is, apart from the fact I am not actually going to use these languages any time soon most likely, extremely interesting to listen to, it feels good to realize you learn a new word just like that from The Word Man.

[@Rhovanion85]

Imagine a post-apocalyptic and dystopian world where everything is banned and people suffer eternally. *H O W R E L A X I N G*

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@stopsellingweed]

Ephemeral rift logic moment

[@FlorianRasputin]

Isn't it relaxing to know you'll never have to live in such a world?

[@Charu0]

Uncle ER, fries is Frites in french. Fries is a feminine word. A noun will always be the same but it will change the words connected to him. For example, we will say: Les bonnes frites. The good fries. so we firstly need to find the noun that is frites and we look if it's feminine or masculine and if it's in singular or plural form. So because I know frites is feminine, I know that everything link to frites will be feminine. I can also see that frites is in plural because of the "s" at the end. We look at our determinant and at our adjective to put feminine and plural form. So the adjective good is bon in french, the feminine of that is bonne and then we put a "s" because plural. Bonnes. Then the feminine determinant is la but in plural is Les. Anyway french is a complex language. I just wanted to tell you that your content always makes my day

[@MasterCoulASMR]

Never been this early to an ER video, my day is over now lol 😪

[@Marwan_og]

The - man series is undoubtedly the best series ER has ever done

[@kaiserreich9991]

"I like your funny words magic man"

[@realhumanmale645]

34:18 frits and frites are both different things. one being the verb frying and the other is fries

[@Loljjwjsj1]

Does this mean I can use words to buy snacks from the snack man?

[@mrtooos974]

Yiss indeed

[@orhungedik1983]

Absolutely love the word concept, would be amazing to see a part 2!

[@Weirdaman]

I was hoping that you would present a pineapple in Italian and say that their tribe used to put its slices on special cakes called pizza.

[@emanuellealschafer4960]

the creativity of this man is out of this world

[@kaigomai6471]

I am still waiting for an asmr video where he is Satan, and is creating a contract to sell our souls.

[@druzz0647]

I think he’s made a satan video

[@claytonmorrison5443]

@@druzz0647 he made two actually, and he mocks the first in the second.

[@wokefly]

Sinner.

[@3toCoco]

7:30 that ones just for me😌

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

"the order in which these words appear...... completely random" Well time to sit here for the next 8 hours trying to decode it.

[@-1ixay-697]

As a Czech it was quite funny how he pronounced "přítel/přítelkyně" (49:51), but I also feel flattered! It makes it nicely personal c:

[@4partharmony]

your k-marx joke made me laugh pretty hard

[@wizardofloneliness2019]

I’m legitimately excited to get relaxed! They took my snacks, games, and movies so all I had was time

[@MitchenChicken]

"Your mama is a gonglyong" can't say I was expecting that

[@julianhaywood3777]

Amazing lighting and camera quality nice job

[@NikitaDerneyOffical]

You've confused one sound in the russian word "frikadel'ki". "A", like in words "bad" or "map", not "ea", like in word "deal", as you pronounced.

[@Ozukai]

You mean "ae"?

[@jingbring6000]

Fantastic video ER! Keep up the great work as usual!

[@goodnoodle6043]

I was going to comment, but I haven’t purchased enough wo....

[@daysormay]

hope the channel hits 1M soon uncle E!

[@IMP_ROM]

When you arrive so early that most of the people haven’t even finished watching the video yet.

[@brendenkoresh5787]

Best asmr content on youtube

[@patric7020]

Paul kind of looks like jesus if he was a memer and wore a leather jacket.

[@liamabramowicz9392]

uncle e is named paul?

[@zuckbuck5022]

@@liamabramowicz9392 ye

[@plutoyoon]

jesus would 100% be a memer and wear a leather jacket if he were to live in these times

[@flowersbloom4262]

@@plutoyoonfax Oh and he’d probably smoke weed too, sometimes, and just generally be like *the* chillest guy. I’m not even Christian XD

[@plutoyoon]

@@flowersbloom4262 i used to be religious so i know quite a bit more than i would like to admit 😭 canon jesus hung w prostitutes and gave food and free healthcare to the poor. he’s a rad dude

[@gildedcrow7127]

Hell yes. I've been waiting for another Man video

[@xavierholland6864]

He is a man of few words I must say

[@JethroDyx]

Yeah...for being "The Word Man"

[@hugafly9181]

Genious genious genious. This guy just keeps getting better and better.

[@jul14ns15]

2:17 Socks.. I can't😂😂

[@GiantPumpkin84]

The letter F in Welsh makes a V sound and sometimes the letter U makes an I sound, so cyfrifiadur is pronounced as cuv-riv-ya-dir

[@julian0man174]

how does your hair grow so quickly?

[@ironpodravec3260]

He looks like a wizard,awsome:)

[@uniflowk1ller383]

Yesssss my guy is starting to look like albus dumbledoor again ;)

[@batrix6242]

I hope he doesn't ... [spoiler]

[@samurai2k455]

I literally died when Welsh came up, we never get any recognition!

[@mphdrummer446]

Rift, what are your thoughts on The Last of us part 2? Know you liked the first game

[@Testicool96]

Been watching you since I was a sophomore in highschool. Now I'm 25 chilling in Afghanistan and still watching your videos.

[@bcat010]

“Imagine, if you will” Four words you never want to hear

[@Sucram97]

Just like your world currency videos you don't disappoint it's rare to see sweden amongst other countries! All hail the Ödemark