Alternate Universe Candy Man (No Eating) (ASMR)

[@masonoaks9807]

I love how no matter what universe the viewer is in, whoever they’re talking to is almost always immortal/thousands of years old

[@alexmartinez5859]

Who knows? Maybe a second is a year, and a year is a second. We may never know, because time being a construct that could easily be manipulated by the NWO.

[@adderon]

Soul power

[@matthewzaloudek]

All the same ageless being at different points in their existence

[@wjye]

Still here even after a decade. First subbed in 2011, and still loving all the lore.

[@patrickkeenan7290]

ER has been putting me to sleep since 15. He is an artist of ASMR

[@wizardlizard55555]

That’s awesome! He’s such a great asmrtist.

[@spiralhaze2070]

It's been a hot minute since we've seen the candy man. The return of him and the "guessing random things about you" series makes me very happy.

[@user-tu2dk8gr1u]

@@mushy_pancake its literally an ordinary comment that you can find hundreds of below this video :/

[@mushy_pancake]

@@user-tu2dk8gr1uwas it really necessary to share this with me?

[@natural_20s]

@@mushy_pancake yea, if you think this is the greatest comment you’ve seen in a while, you’ve either never been on youtube before, or you’re incredibly out of touch with reality. Not saying it’s a bad comment, just someone expressing their appreciation for a quality content creator, but I wouldn’t consider it great, much less the greatest.

[@mushy_pancake]

@@natural_20s will this improve your life in any way, shape, or form to argue with some random stranger on the internet among billions of other people, someone who you will most likely never meet in your entire life? what drove you to care so much as to respond to a random dude who will forget about you within 30 seconds? this has no impact on me, or you. there’s no point to continue responding.

[@natural_20s]

@@mushy_pancake no

[@theofficialdokego]

Now waiting for a alternative world where The Candy Man forgot to bring his candy

[@TheG_Boy]

lmfao

[@samgardner4667]

Or the Candy Man eats the candy. Like beforehand so he has nothing to really sell

[@GoodOlRoll]

"The Man"

[@dh3725]

I want one where he only does inedible objects and describes in intricate detail the flavor of like a desk fan

[@Bushman06]

He never forgets the candy and when there is an anomaly like that he is so powerful that he goes to that reality and destroy it to keep his rep as THE CANDY MAN

[@zappobappo6995]

We’re about to get a lot of alternate universe videos and I’m here for it.

[@cheesusthechrist3539]

Same bro

[@gavinfox3083]

Same! As well as the "Custom Password Creation Service" video with Margaret

[@stephanie1733]

🍿 🍿 🍿

[@triplejinx01]

I want an AU for every major character

[@Demonscorpion4482]

Same, nice way to invigorate standard content and make it fresh again. Fun and creative

[@GloveClanOG]

So In this universe, the candy man is married to Margaret, has two kids named Dave and Corvus, is much more relaxed, and likely nicer, where he gives away candy that’s still legal.

[@schumerus6786]

Nicer I don’t know, certainly very talkative and open to share info

[@TheWorhik]

I love how he always involves dave, corvus and margaret. They're like the main characters. Edit: professor clemmons belongs on this list as well of course

[@derenjoy3r]

cant do my man prof clemmons like that and exclude him among main characters !

[@TheWorhik]

@@derenjoy3r my deepest apologies, i'll change it right aqay

[@awalkingfire2176]

They're like the main NPCs for a Bethesda-style rpg game that the player commonly interact with.

[@Kellicing]

Every time I hear Rift mention time in centuries or millennia, I always feel like time in the Rift Universe must work differently. I'm not sure how, but the fact that these time frames are completely normal to the characters makes me feel like they must be relatively short units of time in universe, even if they're very large units of time for us.

[@wildebur]

This alternate universe stuff is really interesting! Can't wait to see more of it over time.

[@NegativeDarkness]

Siempre que dice "imagine, if you will" mi nostalgia ataca con mayor fuerza, esos vídeos de candyman los primeros fueron increíbles para mí, y ahora tras tantos años volver a escucharlo es un gran placer gracias tío Rift

[@littlemichaeljr6518]

I love how it's a multiverse of endless possibilities just like the marvel cinematic universe. Ephemeral Rift is a genius and will never run out of ideas or content

[@ritten7452]

It's the Ephemeral Cinematic Rift

[@the57spidergaming71]

@@ritten7452 or it's tge Ephemeral Rift Cinematic Universe a.k.a ERCU

[@NotoriousSRG]

Oh man. Wait till you hear about mortality.

[@gamey__4642]

Pfft the mcu has got nothing on the riftverse

[@xabi8717]

The Scott Cawthon of ASMR

[@R3qui3M56]

A little wholesome lightbulb light up inside when he said that Corvus and Dave are still teenagers, I thought that was cool 🙂

[@kilo3989]

You know, the NWO choosing to give me all of my candy for the month at one time is a real testament to how much faith they have in my self-restraint 😂

[@yummylumps9401]

Mr ephemeral, can I call you Paul? Mr Paul (second name here) I have watched your videos from the beginning and I mean the very beginning and to see how much the channel has grown and evolved is just amazing. From the old days of putting pink spots on your face to making the most meta of meta videos of today this channel will out live us all. Keep it up you legend 😁👍

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

Uncle E is probably the best not awkward use as it’s used in the context of him being the “weird uncle we all like hangin out with”

[@BichaelStevens]

@@jimbothetimbo6790 holy mother of punctuation

[@Kyrrinx2]

man’s be acting like he’s friends with the guy

[@et_rocks1314]

The multi-verse of the man. A twist not expected but loved coming soon to a KZbin near you. Featuring Ephemeral Rift as all cast members. Sit back and and experience the asmr and sleep that you wish you experienced sooner. Enjoy.

[@akuma9885]

The Manuverse

[@CW-xn1ot]

Cracked me up with "Featuring Ephemeral Rift as *all cast members* "

[@soup-not-edible]

The man clones series is one of my favorites! really clever of ER for coming up with that story, he literally can come up with any Man variant for anything he wants. here are some funny Man clones I thought about: The nothing man (employee of the month at the nothing store) The something man (trades things, mostly to advertise other Man clones) The window man (trades windows, some compatible with voids thanks to his secret recipe!) The cryptography man (trades random cryptographic codes, or ways to solve them) and finally: The board game man (trades popular board games and their elements, like the popular monopoly car, or even collector DnD books!)

[@softia42]

I would love to see the cryptography man

[@Bropower125Games]

The nothing man already exists, there's at least 2 if not 3 videos

[@CW-xn1ot]

More DnD content from uncle E is always appreciated

[@forskinshredr]

as someone with misophonia (i absolutely fucking hate the sound of chewing), i can't really enjoy the other candy man videos comfortably. the fact that you even acknowledge that some people don't like those sounds is awesome :)

[@Sondail]

Same dude, chewing sounds also drive me fucking crazy. Lawn mowers are also a trigger for me as well, so it’s great to have these videos during the summer lol

[@etherealhawk]

Same! So glad we've got a non-eating vid for a usually-eating series. Too often in the community it's a trigger thrown in there randomly and I instantly have to close out.

[@leroyj62]

that's pretty misophonic of you

[@supermariofxarchive7154]

well, i dont have that phobia, but i can relate, (especial in asmr) like, actually mainly asmr, so i fucking hate mulkbang!

[@Sondail]

@@supermariofxarchive7154 it’s not really a phobia per se, but more of a hatred of specific sounds. Misophonia literally translates to “hatred of sound”. I’m just glad to see I’m not the only one who has it lol

[@lilljack98]

I've been watching this channel for a while now ever since your beer reviews and whispering dead episodes and it's still awesome to see your strange and whacky vids to this day

[@JLawL]

To each their own and all that, but I greatly appreciate the no eating! Used to watch you eat a pizza and have a beer just because the topics were good lol

[@Conwiththewind21]

I can’t wait for alternate Iggy Manley.

[@fricening959]

I needed this today My day has been destroyed by losing a very precious person so thank you uncle E you've done soo much for me over the years of watching you. Thank you soo much for the laughing the relaxation and the mental health help really thank you for everything with all my heart

[@wizardlizard55555]

I am so sorry for your loss. I’ve been going through something similar lately. But I’m glad Uncle E’s been able to bring some comfort to the both of us 💙

[@fricening959]

@@wizardlizard55555 thank you it means alot to have support from people you don't even know it's gives me faith to know some people are willing to fight together to make things easier and uncle E brings us together on mutual grounds as the humans we are

[@IamtotallyDie]

Poster idea: Having an NWO map showing all the “sectors” with there identifying numbers, personally think that would look awesome

[@IamtotallyDie]

Yooo Uncle Rift just liked my idea, my life is fulfilled thanks! :D

[@RowanMackenzie]

Oh thank you, eating sounds always put me off, but I love the candyman and the ERU so this is just perfect :)

[@pieguy6992]

One of your best videos so far, and that’s a hard achievement considering how high quality your content is. I’m largely immune to the tingles but this video managed to trigger a lot for me. It’s a refreshing (and pleasurable) change of pace

[@RobiticDuck]

This will be perfect to unwind after a 10 hour drive all day for a work trip. Thanks Uncle E!

[@FRElHEIT]

Wow that was surreal hearing you talk about the Nice Wonderful Organization because I'm also very deep into that topic right now and honestly scared of what might is to come in a few years.

[@FRElHEIT]

@@yukonstriker1703 I know

[@isocialinsomnia3781]

You mind sharing sources about that?

[@LemonFeeb]

@@isocialinsomnia3781 My source is that I made it the f**k up.

[@colonelgreathed1321]

I really appreciate the "No eating" mention in the title! I usually dislike videos with eating in it, but the distinction let me enjoy this great video. Thanks, ER!

[@Rift_cz_sk]

It's kinda impressive that ASMR channel has more lore more interesting events,side characters then most new games or TV shows Ngl i would love to see audiobook of eru universe

[@saltedpretzels8733]

He's a legend for putting "no eating"; mouth/eating sounds are a no-go for some of us

[@kodafamiglio9255]

Was so cool to see you come into the wooden shoe years ago. Loved your old candy man videos then and I can tell this new one is going to be an instant favorite

[@bobveinne2439]

It's videos like this where I have the urge to purchase the same amount of all the candies used in the videos, I did this with the last one lol. Thank you Rift, this is one of my favourite series.

[@pokerface7920]

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS CONCEPT! I would love to see more AU characters/videos! 😁

[@Armund_Wolffe]

wow; not five minutes in and this AU is mixing everything up! i like the throughline of Dave and Corvus being brothers that (I believe) was mentioned in the last video. very interesting how this will go...

[@softia42]

It is actually funny because in the main universe, Dave doesn't like Corvus x)

[@nemolevola]

@@softia42 And in the main universe William and Corvus are brothers while here William hasn't been mentioned at all

[@charlottejansen2349]

Just a question: Do you prefer ER's quiet throat voice or his pure whisper in ASMR videos?

[@Nikyukuro]

Whispering but when the video has a good premise I don't mind the raspy voice

[@nickbrandt2915]

I'll watch the video no matter what volume Uncle E speaks at, however I prefer the whisper by at bit.

[@cryppi1510]

Whisper for sleeping, quiet voice for listening to while multitasking or relaxing, though with his accented characters (Margaret, Corvus, etc) that don't whisper I sleep very easily with their voices too! The characters that make me downright the most sleepy are probably the international league of idiots character, and Mr Lampshade

[@chazmonk64]

The soft normal speak like in the manager and psychologist vid

[@franciscloutier5387]

I only watch the whisper videos

[@bobenskiwatontop]

I can’t wait for the new movie Dr. Corvus Clemins: madness of the riftverse

[@brantlycompton]

Man, I wish he still did videos from this series. These are some of my favorite ASMR videos ever 🔥

[@thebeardedalchemist]

Yessss I’ve been waiting for this kinda asmr! Thank you 🙏🏻 you made my week

[@ramendampfen]

Somehow the mans are just the most relaxing beings i've ever seen on youtube

[@rustyfan711]

So what I’ve gathered so far is that in this universe the N.W.O made everything free, the various clones of The Man work with the N.W.O to distribute free items, the Candy Man is married to Margaret, Corvus and Dave are their children, Margaret founded the Custom Password Service, and considering how the N.W.O in this video is explained I’m assuming that the Corvus we saw before in the previous video is the same Corvus described here perhaps?

[@softia42]

Actually, not the same Corvus as The Candy Man says his Corvus wants to go to construction & is a teen. In the other video with Alabama Corvus, he is a doctor (so not construction at least mentioned is involved) and he said Margaret is the wife of his brother Dave. But, here it is the Candy Man who is married to Margaret and has a son named Dave. Let's think about it : - If we believe Corvus, so The Candy Man is his brother Dave because of the story about his wife Margaret and The Candy Man named his children as him & his brother (?!) : so, Dave Jr & Corvus Jr ? - If we believe The Candy Man, ASMR Corvus is his child and his brother had technically wed his mother (?!!!) according to Corvus as Dave is Candy Man & Margaret's child - Last thing, after rewatching the other video, Margaret in Corvus' video is a doctor but here is the chief of the Custom Password Company. I am a bit confusing about the family tree lol. Thus, different timelines with NWO being good guys as a common point I think or several clones of many of the characters ? 😅

[@ughust]

ER ur such a funky cool guy with ur silly little videos. thank u for helping me sleep buddy

[@ryan_yasin]

"Multiverse of candymadness"

[@jaymastersanimeguy3046]

I love that we get some more to the candy man series, i love these ones even if its an alternate universe one!

[@butterytomatoes747]

hopefully in this alternate universe people appreciate whoppers more, those things smack

[@babydollface]

I'm loving this alternate universe series!

[@pmnightsasmr]

I really appreciate you acknowledging that mouth sounds/eating sounds aren’t for everyone!

[@Nico18_]

"Now upon a once" Amazing 😁

[@Aquawavey]

I enjoyed this cant wait to see the other alternate universe videos

[@bonesfloodedwithdreams]

All this alternate universe stuff is so interesting! Also ER, have you considered doing the game Disco Elysium for a video? I think the setting and humor would be really up your alley!

[@iamwillshollow]

I love these vids . Always makes my night or day listening and just relaxing , having a good time etc

[@lampshorts998]

I've been in the hospital for my elbow and haven't been able to sleep because of the pain out of surgery, but last night I slept a little because of this video so thank you man it means a lot and keep up the great work.❤

[@seymour2113]

Glad we're able to meet in this undisclosed rift today Mr. Alternate Universe Candy Man

[@mrfrivolusfr8482]

I love the interactive imagining! Also loving the alternate universe!

[@teddoesfilm80]

We need a "book man"

[@imtiazmihad1850]

Perfect timing, Uncle E. Just about to go to sleep. Thanks!

[@FRElHEIT]

Wearing a leather jacket is genuis! I love the sounds leather clothing makes!

[@korinakorinakorina]

It was always my favorite part about the original candy man videos. ☺

[@jeremieplourde332]

"I am married to my wife" spoken like a poet

[@SlasherFrenzy0]

Basically in this universe the NWO is actually good and the characters swapped jobs and names

[@mangoman1096]

Oh no, They are way worse than the main one.

[@flowersandwater666]

@@mangoman1096 how so

[@mangoman1096]

@@flowersandwater666 they are literally holding an entire planet hostage and forcing them to work 18hrs a day. And being “good” by feeding them mental sedatives for free

[@je11yf1sh._]

I'm high rn and I've watched 10 mins of this and I feel like I'm going insane. this is a compliment. it's so intriguing

[@Indica902]

I still remember when the first one was released. Still my favorite series

[@rubys.shibanigans]

Loving the alternate universe!!! 💕

[@Femurofjustice]

Love your stuff ER keep it up! I am a huge fan of the Candyman series!

[@aeksie]

Alternate universe couch companion: receives regular visits and is never forgotten

[@jayy302]

Dudeee I love these alternate universe videos hope we get plenty more soon I love these

[@dripsader5325]

Yes, finally! The character that connects Corvus and Dave! I’ve been waiting for so long! Gonna try to stay awake for this one! Thanks Ephemeral Rift!

[@KristijanH]

I see we are expanding the Ephemeral Rift Universe (ERU) with these alternate universes.

[@demolitionzero7476]

Ah so your the master of asmr I’ve heard so much about Good show👍

[@butterytomatoes747]

I don’t know if i could imagine an ER universe where the characters live the same amount of time as people in this universe, they are always decades old

[@gold6275]

I love the candy man series and have been going back to it since it was new… actually typed it in and just saw this new one!

[@matisd3069]

More than tingles I find this channel mesmerizing and very original for this reason it is special

[@whitespace6383]

Hey rift, I found a very relaxing trigger and it's stupendously simple. *drumroll* It's counting down. Literally, just counting down. From 100. It's super tingly for some reason!

[@stevenberry2554]

Yesss another candy man video thank you so much

[@rocky-ef3mb]

I loved this , my new go to to play at night and help me sleep!! Much love man💗 also you're a dilf so I enjoy these a lot 😂

[@M1Autistic]

Dude when he pulled out the smarties I fuckin- 😀😮🔩⚙💺🚙

[@whitneymorris8637]

You're weird in the best way. And so very soothing. Thank you!

[@ferallyalive]

You don't even know (you probably do) how much ppl like me appreciate this, thank you

[@Snowy_Stupid]

bruh this alternate universe is messing with my head. Every second I'm saying, "Wait a minute. Swear that's wrong."

[@cryptidcrow_]

It would have been cool if alternate reality Corvus was like Dr Clemmons, and alternate Clemmons was more like Corvus and had some sorta mask

[@RueRyuzakiIsBB]

Candy Man: but you can call me… Me: the Candy Man, right? Candy Man: …Rufus Me: 👁👄👁🫢

[@wilburwilson8018]

Look a lot less like a candy man in the thumbnail, and a lot more like a pill pusher. 😂 Great video, man! Thanks for uploading, as always!

[@im_Spade_]

It's rare that I get tingles listening to asmr, but 43:55 ish was pure 🤤

[@pmwcgaming]

Time to sleep thank you for bringing me peace at night good man 🤠🤠

[@nitro0100]

Do you think we could get old characters from the Rift Universe? Like Margaret, and others

[@bradyparisien3533]

It says you commented 1 hour before upload of vid???? My brain fell off

[@nitro0100]

Thank you for the heart, I appreciate it :)

[@NoobyNoon]

Oh I’m a big fan of this one! So much to potentially read into…

[@facundozon]

The best ASMR channel

[@asmrgoesoutdoors6490]

Super relaxing - thank you! :)

[@marinab106]

Oh man...again perfect timing for my "now"! Only a few mins into it, I'd better comment right now cause I'll zonk in no time, after realizing this has nothing to do with the horror movie 😆😴 Zzzzz ... another good one to re-watch fully awake... I love how thought-provoking this actually is...😁 Thank you Rift! 💕💐🇮🇹

[@fulviocapozza9320]

Buonanotte 🛌😴

[@Maxmotor2008]

I never knew US Smarties were different to UK/Canadian/European Smarties! Learn something new every day..

[@nayreel3529]

Didn't you mean "Once upon a now" in the description?

[@f_u_b_a_r7626]

Is that the kind of universe where comrade Yuri is in charge of NWO and gives free candy to everyone? Spasibo, tovarish, spasibo

[@dingus_wow]

Im all up for these new alternate universe videos

[@Whetfaartz1]

Id kill for a video of the candy man talking about his life story, his family, etc etc

[@user-md7uu9rk4l]

Love your videos they’re so relaxing ❤️🥰🙌

[@scottbilsbrough6868]

The "you have a nice place here. Oh its not yours? Fine by me!" Bit fucking cracked me

[@thomasnorman8643]

The lore is real

[@gb731]

I do always love a good candy man video, though I do miss the old classic whistling of the Candy Man song as he approached our chamber

[@abetty9636]

Love all your videos! And nobody flicks a brain stem like Ephemeral Rift.

[@lunarlicorice]

thank you for the version with no eating sounds! -a viewer with misophonia

[@thebeegrat2839]

fuck yes i love these captions

[@konig4626]

Thank you for the appreciation of my work ER ❤️

[@alfiedragon7075]

This seems really familiar, and gives some sense of deja vu, especially because it kind of seems like it happened before the original candyman video, rather than another universe. Also, the links are way too similar for them to be completely unlinked, like the NWO, the characters bieng mentioned and most importantly the malitia becoming an early form of oppression of freedom. This is really cool, and i hope we get more past based or "alternate" universe building