Relax with Cthulhu | ASMR

[@saltymajor5806]

2:45 cthulu telling you to "not be afraid" is probably the greatest piece of comedy ever

[@carolinaambrosio8848]

Lol i heard "Dont't be fraid".

[@Matt-of7lp]

Don't be afraid b r u h I would've already hit myself seeing him lol

[@aaz1010]

Eldritch god that instills insanity and absolute terror beyond human perception and comprehension telling you to not be afraid. Hmmmmmmm

[@superpeytendo64]

The other best being 'But you can call me Kevin. It's how you would say Cthulhu in English'

[@AnimatronIsHere]

you just hear: "be not afraid" *Kevin ascends from the ocean

[@elijah9755]

Imagine how depressed Clemmons is, spending so much time trying to wake Cthulhu, hoping he would devour the world, and he turns out to be a chill-ass dude named Kevin that wants to become a sleep therapist

[@c.r.4985]

I'd doubt he'd be depressed for long. The man is nearly as creative as the man behind the story, who knows what the madman will come up with next in order to bring humanity's downfall.

[@almostawalrus9970]

NotMe777BINGO He's got stockpiles of those.

[@Ag_33]

SCP-2662_irl

[@japaneseoceanbacon5488]

Elijah that’s what I thought

[@badkid1042]

Clarissa Royalice I'm scared

[@ObviouslyASMR]

I imagine you have the most impressive Halloween decorations and costumes out of your neighborhood, probably your state actually

[@izzybebusy]

ObviouslyASMR oh my god, yes! He must have the most creative ideas!

[@thesourceofthenile]

He's got the best masks I've seen in Pennsylvania.

[@masonhhoffman]

ObviouslyASMR Obviously

[@snubcaboose132]

Or out of his rift!

[@pimpfu27vicious53]

ObviouslyASMR very FUCKING true comment 😂😂

[@Banties]

It’s been confirmed Cthulhu has the tingles

[@isabelcoles165]

This makes no sense

[@ampersandKnuckles]

I am am fucking subscribing to you because of that name.

[@julieg199]

Yeah he has the tingles

[@Pwnners]

@@isabelcoles165 u not makin one neither

[@generalkaboom6642]

@@ampersandKnuckles What name?

[@MichyJo]

Nothing more calming than an incomprehensible ancient demon in the form of a man, a Dragon, and an octopus

[@redwalls.]

Manolo Briones and half squid

[@MichyJo]

@@redwalls. Actually 1 third Squid AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGSGHWJS6FSJYTXKTCJTDGNTCNGTD

[@thehandon4879]

@@MichyJo No, it is 50% our mortal 3 dimensional minds just can't comprehend totaling over 100% of anything

[@lumethecrow2632]

@@thehandon4879 He's a 150% being 50% Dragon 50% Octopus 50% Squid *a l l b a d a s s*

[@codex3019]

@@lumethecrow2632 all chill-ass

[@MSadamgasm]

Man, Kevin's a great guy. Makes me feel so relaxed and important.

[@nv_deleted7843]

MSadamgasm his name is Paul

[@MSadamgasm]

S33THAN 14 @0:25 its Kevin

[@justaregularguy3827]

I'm scared haha

[@tadpolegaming4510]

This video has more cuts than my wrists

[@josesigala7520]

MSadamgasm hi kevin. Im a big fan kevin (breathing heavily)

[@TheManOfRash]

Bruh, we've been waiting years for this character

[@Gametherapist]

I'm not sure Cthulhu sounds like that, but meh. It's ER. It'll be fine.

[@Sylwing]

TheManOfRash when i first read this comment i read character as "cancer" But nobody cares, so i'll leave now

[@DrOwn-hq9ot]

Sorry, but if you use "Bruh" your opinion doesn't count.

[@shooterDisease]

And he sounds like a swell guy!

[@lesliefanloverxoxo442]

Dr. Einhorn I used to use bruh ironically, then it started getting into my everyday speech help

[@BaronSterling]

I love how you've been building up to the great and unfathomable Cthulu being awoken from his ancient slumber... And then he's just like "Yaawn, yo waddup my name's Kevin."

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Yea

[@Gabi-ez5gj]

Yea

[@Slim_Bobo]

Yea.

[@bageldreams6601]

Yea

[@ahmedasaad2644]

Yea

[@kawwipotato6861]

Time Stamps For Your Pleasure: 0:00 Beginning 11:10 Calming Hand Motions 17:49 Jacket Sounds 21:07 Face Sketching 30:28 Bubble Wrap 34:32 Leaves 39:10 Balloon 43:05 Foam Die 46:10 Tree Branches 50:50 Seashells 56:13 Book Reading 59:08 End This Is My First Time Stamp Comment So I Would Appreciate If You Told Me If This Helped You! -Underfell Sans :D

[@TheWizardOfTheMist]

Jason The Soulreaper this helped a lot. Thank you

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

1:00:00 Reacting to Cthulhu hentai

[@redscar1019]

Thanks pearl Very helpful ^^

[@craigandtinagibson1558]

You just looked off the description

[@dusanregec8379]

Thx

[@ilikemonroegetoverit9283]

*"He means get lost Squidward"*

[@braden2206]

@@turbosoggy8505 Oof

[@gazmendgavazi9914]

Lol😂

[@azaelvasquez5689]

The Squidward of many Noses

[@-unicorntoy-7721]

"You can call me Kevin, that's how you say cthulhu in English" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lucascrass4531]

Meme Wolf 360 jealous ?

[@evilmegan4112]

-kek-

[@caimtheevil8634]

The fact he spent around 750$ for a masks to make a Video deserve props.

[@Nameorsmth]

The best troll ever

[@Nameorsmth]

@@BIP0LARISTIC the video you potato

[@sealkadoompokemonphd3770]

He already had props he uses them in all his videos

[@josephsather6949]

Sealkadoom Pokemon PHD he's saying the video deserves props(congratulations)

[@Veotafirie]

@@josephsather6949 I think he meant it as a joke, but if it was it certainly isn't a very good one

[@lyla4]

your videos are so amazing. i feel like they always have a hidden message behind them, when the concept can be the simplest thing ever. you're so creative and inspiring, thank you for all that sleep you've provided thousands across the world, we appreciate you rift, BTW, this was one of my favourite role plays ever

[@zachtaylor7985]

You're my favorite person

[@zachtaylor7985]

I like this one

[@JWilson04]

Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation. Just realized that’s ASMR lol I just thought it was the name of the sanitarium but I never knew it made ASMR 😂😂

[@focalpoint._]

Arkham Sanitarium of Mental Rehabilitation

[@TeaLover-pn4pm]

He said it made ASMR

[@SwagMan-nu3rz]

I finally found out it said that nice

[@adampriore6151]

00:11:10 Calming Hand Motions 00:17:49 Jacket sounds 00:21:07 Face sketching 00:30:28 Bubble Wrap 00:34:32 Leaves 00:39:10 Balloon 00:43:05 Foam die 00:46:10 Tree Branches 00:50:50 Seashells from R'lyeh 00:56:13 Book reading (excerpt)

[@Andreaarnold7098]

Thx

[@boopsboops7692]

Thanks

[@nayf6847]

I mean, the timestamps are already in the description, but thanks I guess?

[@linkibear8644]

@@nayf6847 this comment was made before the time stamps

[@jinjiyoshi5548]

I now want to do a comedy sketch with this guy dressed as Cthulhu XD. Imagine the scene. A man who recently moved into Seattle decides to go to a local Starbucks and has some kind of problem with his order. The Manager then gets involved (who turns out to be Cthulhu) and despite having a menacing appearance is actually a pretty chill guy and things are resolved.

[@tossemopossum1595]

Then suddenly pineapples

[@lucascrass4531]

R Sully This guy gets it

[@nicholasbolton5554]

@@tossemopossum1595 Bring back ASDF

[@Nameorsmth]

@@tossemopossum1595 have him Devore kraken

[@Brainwave101]

Then Jack the Ripper comes out of a horse.

[@astral2861]

The mask is really cool and I like the personality you gave him.

[@asamckaig7695]

EnderHunter CEGO $750 for the mask no joke

[@cthulhu1490]

So i heard that phone users can't look at the description: 00:11:10 Calming Hand Motions 00:17:49 Jacket sounds 00:21:07 Face sketching 00:30:28 Bubble Wrap 00:34:32 Leaves 00:39:10 Balloon 00:43:05 Foam die 00:46:10 Tree Branches 00:50:50 Seashells from R'lyeh 00:56:13 Book reading (excerpt)

[@Sylwing]

Marcell, i cant tell if you're being sarcastic or not.. :/

[@tankbear8424]

Thanks dad

[@joshlaverick2002]

Phone users can see the description...

[@joshlaverick2002]

21 Savage no I don't? He said phone users can't look at the description...they can?

[@joshlaverick2002]

21 Savage not really taking any L's b, he just said that phone users can't see the description which is incorrect? How am I taking an L by saying you can?

[@asamckaig7695]

He spent $750 on the cthulu mask, $555 on the grandpa mask, I couldn't find the price of the fish mask plus he has 2 more of these masks...

[@isabelcoles165]

I mean i would to

[@notsocrazytank707]

Why not tho

[@johnnyk8445]

Asa McKaig depends on where u buy them

[@juanmartini1989]

Asa McKaig the quality is pretty impressive

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@juanmartini1989 right

[@AnnettePCAT]

*Friend:* Do you have any tips on falling asleep, I tried counting sheep but it doesn't work. *Me:* Have you tried letting all powerful beings whisper in your ear?

[@boopsboops7692]

“Yeah but I just went insane and I couldent sleep for the rest of the year. And then I started having hallucinations that I had a freind and- wait a second

[@therussiancomicbookgeek]

The seclusion to life’s little problems

[@tusky3655]

Dad has a such an underrated channel..

[@blacdavis]

This is your dad doing these videos?

[@johnnyk8445]

Spoopy Artist UwU

[@corbanoT.V.]

Oh heck you’re a demigod Nice

[@BigDave18]

@@WolfolfBarkark no

[@subswithnovideos-dr3ij]

Do you mean daddy

[@daxtonriggs9228]

That there is an 800 dollar mask. Impressive dedication.

[@whitewall4454]

DaxtonRiggs how do you know that

[@daxtonriggs9228]

BrotherhoodBMX Because the mask creator's website is linked in the description kiddo.

[@anthonys6417]

DaxtonRiggs dedication*

[@daxtonriggs9228]

The Doc FUCK

[@anthonys6417]

DaxtonRiggs P P P P PRANKED BITCH

[@dereksavage3416]

Ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand

[@joshuahowle2956]

Derek Savage XDDDDDDDD

[@hatz1107]

Ocean man, journey to the corner of the globe is a real trip-trip-trip-rip-ip

[@cameron3812]

LMAO

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Quiet, Jotaro

[@Nameorsmth]

But i don't understand :(

[@avereebassett2831]

Are we not gonna talk about how dorky and sweet Kevin is? I just wanna hug him and pork out on sushi together 😂

[@Let-the-fandom-begin]

Averee Bassett He's a fish right or half right? Then if he's eating sushi he's a cannibal im not saying it true

[@avereebassett2831]

Dude. I didn't even think of that. But! That's how survival works

[@Let-the-fandom-begin]

Averee Bassett *True true*

[@urielndiaz]

U have a widows peak oh no pls dont go super saiyan on me :(

[@corbanoT.V.]

Kevin is just the best. I just wanna hang out and play video games with him.

[@ooohoohooimsosillay1919]

As someone who loves anything to do with Cthulhu and ASMR, I thank you for making my day

[@jzknuckles]

Take me down to the sunken city where the waves are green and the Deep Ones are fishy...

[@R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D.]

oh wont you please make me insane

[@tinysquid8786]

TAKE ME HOME

[@Theproclaimed]

jzknuckles paradise city?

[@DrOwn-hq9ot]

Take me down (and get consumed by our Lord)

[@loganslimcrocks7622]

Take me down to the transgender city where the chicks have dicks and the men have titties.

[@markgianturco5677]

Kevin just confirmed what we look like behind the camera. And damn we fine.

[@nomad_9991]

Mark Gianturco heck yeah we do. Been waiting to figure out how we look in the Sanitarium.

[@Flevir]

Mark Gianturco Well, at least in this video, for this patient. It's basically confirmed that were not always the same patient. Is this the plague patient who's convinced he's in the 15th century? Or is it the one who made a deal with the devil, became part of a xenomorph experiment, died, and got reprieved by death? Are we the shoplifter that Corvus caught and sent to the sanitarium? The options never end!

[@nomad_9991]

Flevir I think it has to be the esteemed patient. That would make sense if that specific patient was able to meet Cthulhu, since they are the most valued and important. But it is true that we aren’t the same patient every time. But which ones are we? The lore goes on and on.

[@dusksentry5836]

been waiting for a confirmation on what our character looked like since i found the channel and....man, that was a....not what i expected....

[@neoniakitsama]

Dusk Sentry I mean I don't know what I was expecting. I don't think he has the hentai tentacles in stock yet.

[@dusksentry5836]

I mean... I just can't work with this

[@furcifer1266]

I don't know what you were expecting, but seriously, this dude is amazing and he always show up with new -and crazy- ideas for his videos xD

[@toadstooldarling9937]

Dusk Sentry ITS BEAUTIFUL

[@toadstooldarling9937]

Noah's reviews and movies thank you for correcting my mistake

[@graycaldwell4470]

Idk why but like Kevin is adorable and must always be protected Kevin: shows drawings he's proud of me: YOU GO YOU R AMAZING

[@joeltehguy]

Daughter: wheres dad? Mom: in the basement wearing a cthulhu mask

[@thatreddude8796]

AGAIN?!

[@GenX_1974x]

Daughter:I have..several questions

[@maksymilians931]

He has a son, not a daughter lmao

[@silly_heretic]

Daughter: wheres dad? Mom: making a "mom, where's dad?" Comment Daughter: now I see why I have the IQ of 1

[@maksymilians931]

@@silly_heretic ey fck off from my man rift

[@prometheus6759]

Holy shit. Cthulu himself. Its like an ASMR Boss

[@DemonMj]

Prometheus Cthulhu: [1000000 HP] >Your turn< >Fight >Make a witty joke >Whisper seductively into its ear >Fuckin' magic >Sick beats >Overused and stale memes

[@DemonMj]

God Enel Ough! Critical! [-90000] Cthulhu spawns a shield of tentacle porn, rendering your attacks useless for the next 3 turns due to the overpowering urge to masturbate.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Cryogenical Cthulu: [910000] HP >Your turn< >Throw item: Boneless Pizza >Tap paper cups >Throw item: magic missile >Quiet reading

[@imbrandylicious4047]

Connor Griffiths Cthulhu: 910000 Activate passive "Fapower": Masturbation increases damage by 15% for your next 5 turns.

[@LunarEdge7]

Please. Keep going until 0.

[@nat1110]

For those on mobile: 00:11:10 Calming Hand Motions 00:17:49 Jacket sounds 00:21:07 Face sketching 00:30:28 Bubble Wrap 00:34:32 Leaves 00:39:10 Balloon 00:43:05 Foam die 00:46:10 Tree Branches 00:50:50 Seashells from R'lyeh 00:56:13 Book reading (excerpt) Tingle on!!

[@cullenl2508]

Marcell D'avis no one cares it makes it easier to find

[@Paskasauruss]

Marcell D'avis it's youtube. you can't really control the comment section since it's always a chaos :v

[@SteamedSalmon]

Man, what a nice guy.

[@Whispurer]

Cooked Salmon Isn't so scary and chaotic after all huh?

[@cupcaketf223]

@@Whispurer he was going to be like that if he did'nt get facinated with the Arkhan sanatarium

[@tpspeed]

Can we just get a full asmr reading of that book?

[@dusanregec8379]

Yeas

[@mr.brightsai6772]

Pretty sure no :(

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yes

[@elijahberry204]

yes we should

[@Sa-qx8zp]

How about a Big Mac?

[@javierowo]

"I thought about devouring the entire human race, but I didnt. I was hungry though, after sleeping ever since the creation of the earth" Jesus Christ x'D

[@filipzivko8463]

Javier owo you called?

[@LPP448]

Fucking furry

[@sand5305]

furrys upset me

[@juneskisobased]

Ew furry

[@idwiw-8767]

Ynow what as long as you don’t try to sex me up I’m fine with furries, you keep your distance and I’ll keep mine

[@SyntaxToTheMax]

It makes sense that Rift would use his normal voice for Cthulhu

[@MorvoiceASMR]

Ive been waiting for this video for over four years! Im hyped! Lets go Cthulhu! Finally he leaves his house in r'lyeh

[@oryeia10v64]

Morvoice ASMR wow... that’s kinda lame

[@coltenbedford8013]

Asmr Channel says the one with a blushing anime girl pic

[@michaelc.4321]

Morvoice ASMR when a Norwegian sailor wakes you up from sleep without announcing and by accident.

[@witchhatsftw7206]

Last time I was this early, Cthulhu returned... Oh wait.

[@Jadee95]

Wait

[@Mugenri]

That's what you get for messing around with *majik*, Kirisame.

[@charlielucas3386]

Cthulhu yawning is easily one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I really do find R’lyehian whispers relaxing, btw. Awesome job on these vids!

[@adampriore6151]

00:11:10 Calming Hand Motions00:17:49 Jacket sounds00:21:07 Face sketching00:30:28 Bubble Wrap00:34:32 Leaves00:39:10 Balloon00:43:05 Foam die00:46:10 Tree Branches00:50:50 Seashells from R'lyeh00:56:13 Book reading (excerpt)

[@crackpot316]

About time Cthulhu finally showed up.

[@loyalik]

Putrid Kindred Main you should be ashamed of being a kindred main

[@Syrange13]

King of Lions What? Since when is Kindred hated?

[@loyalik]

Syrange13 not because its hated, but it's for their own good

[@aespyro]

Putrid Kindred Main How does it feel to main a character that's supposed to be death but dies a lot in this meta

[@crackpot316]

Charles MyName'sNotCharles Well a lot of circumstance applies to dying in League. Could’ve been ganked, could’ve died to a minion wave on the way back from a team fight. Could’ve gotten assassinated while trying to recall. So saying a champion “dies a lot in the meta.” Is kind of stupid. All the characters die.

[@jacinath]

Now that you have a Cthulhu mask, are we finally going to get that "Haircut week" we were promised many moons ago?

[@Xerath980]

Joking Pineapples I think it was "Barber week", and you're right the first video mentionning it must be 2-3 years old !

[@edh1970]

**cthulhu*

[@jacinath]

SiLENcE oh dear I have profaned against our dark lord please allow me a moment to correct this mistake

[@jacinath]

TheMrBoom I think you're right, which means I've been watching these videos waaaaaay longer than I like to remind myself. I'm getting old.

[@stickdood2209]

Someone remembers

[@aroach544]

Cthulhu seems like a pretty chill dude XD

[@DamienAchlys3125]

"I hope i didnt scare you." *not 15 seconds later * i've...uh...been making my rounds trying to *scare* all the patients.

[@boopsboops7692]

He’s just nice like that. He’s trying to scare people but he hopes he doesn’t scare them too bad!

[@williamsundbaum6652]

OH YES OUR LORD HAS ARRIVED

[@williamsundbaum6652]

David Hatcher are you not familiar with our lord and savior cthulu?

[@unforce_]

ALL WHO DONT WORSHIP CTHULU: IDI NAHUI YOU AMERIKANSKI SPI

[@godziller7136]

McHaazelnutz you mean Kevin?

[@michaelmor8555]

Unforce100 CYKA

[@9bang88]

Mich4el M4n BLYAT

[@crushedflamingo4642]

Supposedly when you yawn you sound like cthulhu

[@Ugli.]

Skylor Franco that's cool

[@ampersandKnuckles]

LuLu & JaJa Yes bro

[@Nameorsmth]

*Y A W N*

[@sushi1482]

When I yawn I sound like Chewbacca

[@lilithknight117]

@Damien Leroux me im doing it rn as i wrote this

[@Jimmy-Vance]

Daaaang, our Lord and Savior Cthulhu is $750! That's some real passion right there.

[@Ghost3210]

Bishop yeah that's a huge sum, but on the other hand this mask is better quality than some of these monsters in Hollywood b movies.

[@dingers5days]

800$*

[@abigaileldritch]

You never said anything about an android being on board!!

[@pei2242]

Bishop he probably got it for free

[@cthulhu5403]

You know it's rather peculiar to see an inaccurate version of myself in video but hey you were closer than most

[@aedanyocum7060]

bravo bravo

[@drmegasteve4335]

Do you know why a boat was the only why you got hurt

[@spitgorge2021]

kevin?

[@exstaticbanana8923]

Yeah it was good one but i just can't hear the terror.

[@cthulhus]

yo sup cthulhu how'z it been

[@pinedragon5398]

29:10 I don’t care if I’ve given up art, I’m drawing that in my style. I have to

[@cosmic_poet7326]

Pine Dragon Did you post it somewhere, I would love to see that! ^^

[@NerdJourneys]

Link? I'd love to see it!

[@feelsokayman3959]

Omg this has to be THE new favourite ASMR video for me, such a big fan of C'Thulu and H.P. Lovecrafts Universe in general :D I can see that we have a lot in common, Uncle Rift

[@Fun_Syz]

*Cthulhu

[@japaneseoceanbacon5488]

Pepe is alive

[@Rat_gaming-p8o]

Lord pepe

[@BaronSterling]

I'm waiting for the plot twist where Cthulu gets his head swapped with a human's, and when it's revealed we just see ER's face. Then he goes on to explain how he enjoys performing ASMR for others so much that he's decided to make recordings of his performances and use his godly powers to send them into the past to be enjoyed by the much larger amount of people on Earth before the Apocolypse.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Mmmm, indeed, I like the way you think

[@Flevir]

Interesting theory. Question though, where does Nyarlathotep play into it? Because we know the Professor is Nyarlathotep.

[@EndlessPigeons]

Holy shit that's meta as fuck

[@archiemaclennan6023]

What I'm more interested in is wtf we look like I mean wat wings xenomorph tail horns mandibles what is this

[@crushedflamingo4642]

We finally have legitimate footage of the greatest Poseidon incarnate, Cthulhu ever since 1997

[@PacoFranco-ChanUwU]

Franco? Any problem with me? ARRIBA ESPAÑA

[@INFERNALREQUIEMMUSIC]

Man, Kevin. Haven't seen you in a while. It's nice to see you again! I hope you are having a good time here at Arkum Sanitarium. Have a good day, and thanks for stopping by!

[@corbanoT.V.]

Nice 42069

[@boopsboops7692]

He is a good guy ain’t he

[@mortaltoxicity1640]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Clemmons: lets summon Cthlhu to kill everything and everyone! Cthulhu: nah fam I want sushi and hamburgers

[@notsocrazytank707]

Y not tho. Like, you devour the entire world, what's next? If you don't, you get to experience the traditions of the bugs

[@davidhatcher7016]

Ha

[@mcgrayder382]

*HAMBURGER*

[@Bone20647]

I hunger

[@Unplay4ble]

Skipped class for this.. Sooo worth it...

[@anthonys6417]

school is for nerds and people who care about their future by learning about things that you will never use in the "real" world though it can be debated that you can use some of those subjects in very specific jobs but the chance of you getting one of those jobs is slim (I may have got carried away but I didn't want to discard this comment)

[@pinks_na]

You fucking mong.

[@gaico123]

Aleksi134 Sick burn fatso

[@Unplay4ble]

Jesus what did I start?

[@failomation3101]

Unknown Blackness is it too late to turn back?

[@XxYwise]

love the left-handed handshake....

[@lazyelvis1]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter Hotel? Trivago

[@saucyship8451]

Hotel? Trivago Fuck! I changed my profile picture and name from NCR Ranger SaucyShip8 to Fuze-Main SaucyShip8!!!

[@shriekingskeleton]

Hotel? Trivago Br detectado

[@alanamuniz7638]

Hotel? Trivago love your pfp.

[@PacoFranco-ChanUwU]

This comment makes no sense at all with the video.... Maybe centaurs....

[@roguelancer8998]

Fuze-Main SaucyShip8 Why did ya change it? Hate living hostages more than nuclear winters?

[@elad5889]

You are literally the only asmrist i can fall asleep to

[@AlanIsTrying]

The fear of the unknown the one the only Kevin

[@boopsboops7692]

Are you talking about the world destroyer who we just met? Or Cthulhu?

[@Jörmungandr645]

@@boopsboops7692 the what

[@nukeflower.1759]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[@lumethecrow2632]

The Home Alone kid? Fuckin' lad would destroy Cthulhlu with hundreds of rigged traps

[@kevinoquendo7206]

bruh my parents named me after that movie🤣

[@jamiroquaifan_2005]

I just love how much time and effort he puts into his videos to make everybody happy 😊 good job!!

[@hyperboy4737]

I wonder how you get all these suits and masks...... can someone tell me for real I don't know🤔

[@casualbydefault]

Esteban Arzate I do believe the description has the link to the website...

[@hyperboy4737]

CasualByDefault thanks!

[@Flevir]

Money, time, and effort.

[@CCG_LargoBargo]

Esteban Arzate Amazon

[@muddysteam]

Only if you have a spare 500+ lying around

[@unreal_115]

Man cthulhu is friendly

[@neoniakitsama]

unrealdeath115 what did you expect, giant demon with wings eating the entire world in like 4 bites? Unbelievable what stereotypes will do to a man.

[@isabelcoles165]

He's killed millions

[@deremardertas90]

Truly masterpiece. Watched it around 100 times. Best asmr of all time)

[@gabyparra8199]

I like the warm up to the calming hand movements because sometimes I’m not calm enough to enjoy those right at the beginning

[@cielthedemonicorphan6867]

Dave and cthulu should make a collab

[@MLA-noah]

What if Dave is Kevin’s brother🤔

[@asiago9266]

Ciel the demonic orphan Love Black Butler ❤️

[@fionasmith75]

Never read the book but I'd like the imagine Cthulhu is a pretty chill dude

[@lel1846]

Fiona Smith he’s a demon who is thousands of feet tall and lives out side of reality, and just by looking at him people go insane because his being is on a whole other level. I don’t think he’s chill.

[@remytherat8822]

Nah hes chill

[@EmiiLin1]

He's pretty chill, people just went insane when they see him. That's why he been sleepin

[@SpaceAgeASMR]

Yes, I knew it was going to be The One True God himself as the new character! Love it!

[@morgangobin6550]

Space Age ASMR Lucky you. I totally didn't see it coming and my mind has just been blown to smithereens!

[@SpaceAgeASMR]

Your mind being blown is just Advanced ASMR. Enjoy, but not too much.

[@WondrousLanternProductions]

I don't know, out of all the Lovecraft creatures and lore, I'd rather worship other more powerful deities such as Azathoth or Mh'ithrha (I know one can argue that Cthulhu is better than Mh'ithrha, but I like wolves).

[@ericscott7120]

According to my youtube history i used this video to relax exactly one year ago to today. It will assist me again

[@52xeloR]

The perfect ASMR video doesn’t exi-

[@L3W15RS]

I like the new mask.

[@kadephillips576]

Only $800

[@ncrveteranranger2483]

Only xD

[@tonoornottono]

L3 Gaming mask?

[@cullenl2508]

L3 Gaming what mask

[@L3W15RS]

Rainer Stilley yes, the one he is wearing

[@GusMcGuire]

Must be really awkward if Cthulu turns up unannounced when you're serving spaghetti.

[@Lilmama21903]

GusMcGuire 😂😂

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Omygod I'm dying

[@aghilas7589]

Please I beg you Uncle Rift, can you make a entire video about reading the Call of Cthulhu Beginner's version you rode in this one ? I just can't find such a voice reading somekind of poems and it's really works for me, I fall asleep in a minute just like when I was a child. Your style is really appropriate for the reading !

[@VinylColl]

Coming soon: On the Road by Cthulhu/Kevin.

[@Pvddai]

*the first thing on the screen is a mask* Me:ok *takes off mask* Me: ..... *OkAy*

[@randiboston9858]

Sinpai lol

[@bug7107]

Another one

[@yuanping6170]

*Cthulhu: My name is Ctulhu but you can call me Kevin* I don't know Cthulhu but he's not normaly a giant god of death and desolation ?

[@petersimon5295]

Ultimo lemmy?

[@yuanping6170]

Yeah that's right !! Also what's your favorite band ?

[@petersimon5295]

Ultimo I love Motörhead, it's definitely my favorite, but there are so many bands I love.

[@yuanping6170]

@God Enel Cool ! For me it's Autopsy, Sodom, In Flames (death Meloic period), Razor, Vio-lence and Rompeprop

[@mikaelhelmdorf7737]

God Enel man of culture here.

[@TheRandombarguy]

That is a dope mask

[@ZeeTheFreeman]

Mask...?

[@Amphibian42]

vugibu oip 800 bucks!

[@the3rdcubed565]

ASMR=(Arkham sanitarium method of relaxation) and (Arkham sanitarium mental rehabilitation) Genius, just pure genius.

[@shrug1250]

That face work is amazing!

[@froglover6998]

this is the first asmr video i ever watched and it has to this day been one of the better decisions i’ve made

[@ASMRkimbujang]

WOW!!!!!

[@HeIIStormBT]

Be quite crash bandicoot! lol

[@psylent777]

I don't know if I should be honoured to share the namesake of an elder god or if I should challenge you to a duel.

[@Cultureghost]

you mean the stretchy dude who kicked your ass?

[@aespyro]

Cultureghost Ripppp

[@mirzamnimu]

THERE MAY ONLY BE ONE

[@Ghost3210]

Straight outta R'Lyeh, bro xD

[@istlejiminsjams.6337]

This man truly never runs out of ideas.

[@mikal9904]

Lord Cthulhu! We’ve anticipated your awakening! Praise be

[@overthunkpodcast]

Me:I'm a normal human being Cthulhu:"Are those gills"

[@Tony-dh9ru]

"You can call me Kevin" LMAO

[@xLunarKillz]

i was expecting some Cthulhu blocks asmr from the one and only Cthulhu himself.

[@bobcat_baker]

Your nickname is Cool Dude Cthulhu! Holy crap holy crap I've been waiting for this video.

[@angelicascritters8958]

I started reading H.P Lovecraft because of this channel, thanks KEVIN !

[@cyberz3467]

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IS HERE!

[@purplepositivepuffin531]

Me thinking, "you know rift has these videos about Cthulhu and stuff like that but when will we get to actually see Cthulhu?" 1 day later: YOOOOO

[@kingkiller8900]

He has arrived! All hail Chuth- I mean Kevin.

[@monsoon2974]

Oh boy. I sure do love listening to Cthulu reading Dr. Lovecraft's amazing work of literature The Call Of Cthulu.

[@retrowolf3456]

Thank you for giving my Mind peace, Hidden one

[@gottem9147]

MY REAL NAME IS CTHULU?????!!?!!!!? Edit 2 years later: Smh I was so cringey

[@Fun_Syz]

No

[@radicalchaos9143]

TheOrangeNinja TCG *Yes, and make everyone refer to you as that.*

[@cheesemeister3079]

HELOOOOO IM NINOOOOOOOOO

[@pee5897]

nice to meet you my name is satan

[@nicholasbolton5554]

@@pee5897 (God) Hey Satan! How's it been man?

[@NexusWardenHC]

“Hope I didn’t scare you with this mask” *has tentacles hanging from his face*

[@TitaniumAnarchy]

*is the embodiment of fear and insanity*

[@Dkplayesvideogames]

Well, we all knew he would arrive eventually after all the shadow-speak and Cthulhu blocks.

[@siroctopus2652]

Cthulhu's pretty chill, the eye holes are pretty well disguised too, I'm looking into the mask's eyes instead of the holes

[@johnyflorida9217]

Love the videos and love the techniques with the yawning to cause us the viewer to yawn to cause a sleepy/relaxation vibe ❤️

[@daviddastoli3926]

I never knew that an ancient elder god who instills insanity simply through sight could be so relaxing