ERB YTP: The Wrath of Aldrivers, Devourer of Cos (Uncut)

Chapter the Eighth of Eight of the Ballad of Aldrivers, Devourer of Cos.
Main source credit goes to ERB, and insincere apologies go to Joan Rivers and everyone else vilified and/or murdered in this video and the larger series it belongs to, and anyone/everyone otherwise offended by the content therein.
Previous installments in the saga:
Chapter 1: • ERB YTP: The Birth of ...
Chapter 2: • ERB YTP: The Rise of A...
Bonus Chapter: • ERB YTP: The Apotheosi...
Chapter 3: • ERB YTP: A World Gripp...
Chapter 4: • ERB YTP: The Alliance ...
Chapter 5: • ERB YTP: All Along the...
Chapter 6: • ERB YTP: The Hand of A...
Chapter 7: • ERB YTP: The Cult of A...
Non-ERB video sources used, in order of appearance:
Dark Souls
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Predator (1987)
King Kong (2005)
DC's Legends of Tomorrow (Season 6 Episode 2)
The Matrix Reloaded
Constantine (2005)
Liz Cheney campaign ad: "He Knows It"
KZbin Poop: The Ultimatum of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum by MolemanNineThousand
Venom (2018)
Markiplier
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power
Attack on Titan
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
The Onion
Thor: Ragnarok
What If the World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes?
The Death of the Incredible Hulk
Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Infinity War
Padak (Swimming to Sea)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
CrackerMilk
Shadow of the Colossus
Hercules (1983)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Waxworks
John Wick (2014)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The Expendables (2010)
Stitches (2012)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
Akira (1988)
Robot Chicken
John Wick: Chapter 2
John Wick: Chapter 4
300
"Wait, it's all Ohio?" animation by SEEDA
Mythbusters
The Great Escapists
Game of Thrones: Battle of the Bastards
Ready Player One
Amadeus (1984)
OK2BGAY by Tomboy
Rocketman (2019)
What What (In the Butt) by Samwell
Going Down by Watsky
One-Punch Man
Dark Souls 3
Terrifier 2
True Blood: Life Matters
South Park: The Fractured but Whole
McDonald's: Mac Tonight
Schindler's List
Superman (1978)
Superman & Lois: Waiting for Superman
Zack Snyder's Justice League
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Full Metal Jacket
Ethereal Snake
Der Fuehrer's Face
Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs
Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell by Waxonator
Kimba the White Lion
CollegeHumor
Treasure Planet
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Westworld: The Adversary
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Rurouni Kenshin: Origins
The Last Samurai
Batman: The Brave and the Bold
The Birth of a Nation
The Conspirator (2010)
Blue Dragon (2006)
The Crossing (2000)
The Patriot (2000)
Attack on Titan (2015)
Hamilton (2020)
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Supernatural: Dead Man's Blood
Gears of War 2
Make Mine Music
Saturday Night Live (May 8, 2021)
A Sound of Thunder: Udoroth
"HORSE" by TomSka
The Matrix Revolutions
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Twilight's Kingdom
Invincible (2021)
The Haunting (1999)
Samurai Jack (final episode)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Jujutsu Kaisen
Ramayan (2008)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Anthropophagus (1980)

[@AlicornGaia]

In my headcanon, they eventually used the dragon balls to reset everything back to normal. Also, I assume Wonder Woman realized that if Superman stood no chance then she would stay out of it.

[@knightofarkronia8652]

That makes sense! But they’d also have to wish that Joan never had the desire to eat people.

[@molemanninethousand]

Note that I would have posted this much more immediately following the final individual part if not for a friend's plans to produce his own tie-in video to promote this one, and I wanted the releases between this and that to coincide more closely. Stay tuned as I will definitely be posting to share the tie-in vid once it comes out.

[@Dude-vq3oe]

Gotta say, this series was great from beginning to end. Thank you Moleman.

[@knightofarkronia9968]

So, what happened afterwards? Was the universe able to recover from Joan’s rampage?

[@molemanninethousand]

I'm not interested in depicting any extended aftermath, but I have been considering making another ERB YTP built around Godzilla Vs. Kong.

[@knightofarkronia9968]

@@molemanninethousand Ok. Sorry if I was annoying you.

[@molemanninethousand]

@@knightofarkronia9968 I suggested no such notion; all comments are welcome.

[@knightofarkronia9968]

@@molemanninethousand Ok. While I have your attention, there’s one thing that’s been bugging me; out of curiosity, is there any particular reason why you picked Joan Rivers to be the main villain of your story?

[@molemanninethousand]

@@knightofarkronia9968 The entire conception of the series came from the idea of replacing her invocation of Hannibal Buress with Hannibal Lecter and then taking that to its (il)logical conclusion. It has nothing to do with anything against the real person.

[@Xbalanque84]

I have waited so long for this...

[@yeezoyoutube]

Honestly big ups to Hannibal. Like sure he'll skin you alive and wear your skin but he would never do something as UNDIGNIFIED as blackface

[@knightofarkronia9968]

Professionals have standards!

[@TheEmperorYTP]

wait hamilton isnt on rushmore why couldnt jefferson have been brought back from the dead with ted's phone booth time machine or just use the time machine to kill joan rivers before she became aldrivers

[@molemanninethousand]

Hamilton is on Rushmore because Jefferson was erased from history; that's the joke.

[@TheEmperorYTP]

ah, thanks. one more question: mozart died earlier in the series, he was a member of the church of the tupperware who got gunned down by al capone in chapter 7. how is he alive fighting against aldrivers?

[@molemanninethousand]

@@TheEmperorYTP I legitimately forgot about that when putting Mozart here. As I put it before in response to a similar comment asking the same thing, the cultist "Mozart" should be counted as an original character, Blozart.

[@vishaansingh1019]

Genuine question, how do you not get annoyed hearing the same lines over and over while editing? I'd imagine you gotta hate the actual Joan Rivers section of the comedian ERB by now.

[@molemanninethousand]

Having listened to every ERB ad nauseam since before starting this project certainly alleviated things in that regard as well as helping give me intimate familiarity with virtually every line of the source material by heart.

[@kalebstigall2989]

At last this werid saga has a happy ending

[@AlicornGaia]

9:55 Cross-dresser? What media that came from?

[@molemanninethousand]

Zeus vs. Thor.

[@guy_who_is_not_here]

The only reason I subscribed is because of this series

[@SuperFriendlyUser2407]

This Is Endgame Of ERB

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

Is Frederick Douglass still in Jail?

[@molemanninethousand]

Yes.

[@bigman542]

Can you upload the whole thing into a video or no?

[@molemanninethousand]

No, because the earlier installments are in a lower video quality and my software reduces quality further with each export; basically an uncut movie would require many scenes to be remade in order to meet my current quality standards: not worth the effort.

[@bigman542]

@@molemanninethousandok

[@bigman542]

@@molemanninethousand if you can’t do that then I think you should probably upload all of the full videos into a playlist so people can watch them easier if you haven’t already

[@bigman542]

28:59

[@pokevenom314]

Jesus Christ