Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History

[@amment.]

This is actually one of my most liked ERB‘s of all time. The battle lines, the aggressive way of rapping, the most american president and the best rhyme minister of all time.

[@adamdyota4285]

*rhyme minister

[@amment.]

Pardon.

[@korzbro35]

Hell yeah! Rhyme minister is fire :)

[@masterchief7301]

That ending when they start up the marching drums is fucking lit.

[@Da_Swifta]

Is your comment even english at this point? I feel like the concept of grammar went lost somewhere. But yeah, I agree

[@DrMetroid1]

I only just now noticed that "military honor" was referring to the fact that Roosevelt is the only president to actually earn the Medal of Honor

[@Gguyrules]

An interesting fact.

[@codyvandal2860]

in fairness he didn't get it while alive and his supporters actually lobbied the war department for him to receive it which was unseemly. He got it posthumously long after his death.

[@Ukrainian_Spy]

i approve this

[@notbob555]

@@codyvandal2860 Considering what it takes to get a Medal Of Honor, it's not surprising at all that it was after his death. Very few people will ever receive it without dying first.

[@codyvandal2860]

@@notbob555 Sure, but rarely do they receive it decades after their deaths

[@quangngocdao6696]

I just realized after all this time, that Teddy's opening line "I love competition" is a reference to him breaking up monopoly and encourage competition of the market :)

[@hewhobattles8869]

No shit? Man, i need to brush up on my history.

[@notreallyhere67]

Wasn't he also known as the Trust Buster or is that another president I have in mind?

[@NewGuy2534]

He was also crazy competitive. Seriously, one of his sons broke his collar bone during a football game and Teddy made damn sure he finished the game.

[@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961]

@@NewGuy2534 He also made American football more mainstream

[@praetorian9823]

He would also challenge random people (including world leaders) to boxing matches if he thought they could best him. Eventually an artillery officer punched out his retina, and his advisors basically commanded him to *stop challenging world leaders to fight you!* Which he did. Only to then install a wrestling mat in the oval office and master jujitsu. Absolute legend. That line about him being competitive is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

[@billg3356]

"TR will give WC the full deuce!" is a great line. Comparing Churchill to a water closet while throwing up the double English middle finger is next level.

[@melissareohorn7436]

and the fact that the v sign was Churchill signature

[@PurpledaltonGC4540]

"Whatever Shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender I'll battle to the end and I will Never Surrender!" Most Badass line to end a song

[@blam320]

“Taking a Deuce” is also another euphemism for using the bathroom. AKA taking a shit.

[@lordkinesis4432]

Fun fact, the full deuce line was delivered as Theodore gave him two fingers, which is a sign of disrespect in England. Jack the Ripper did the same in his battle with Hannibal Lecter.

[@melissareohorn7436]

@@lordkinesis4432 it's only disrespectful if the palm side of the fingers is on the inside which is specifically the one they did

[@elmostos]

Cool fact that churchill's line about "ill be sober but youll still be roasted" it comes from an actual quote attributed to Churchill when he was called out as drunk and said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

[@redketchum9527]

Yeah I think I heard that on the infographics show

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Churchill is the biggest British badass to ever exist.

[@podemosurss8316]

Most of Churchill's lines come from actual Churchill quotes (in fact some of them come from one of his speeches, this speech: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZCvn5aMo8qWgqM ).

[@richardhobbs7360]

@@podemosurss8316 Just shows how he would destroy Teddy in a normal rap battle then if he can slide some decent bars into speeches

[@podemosurss8316]

@@richardhobbs7360 He was a master when it came to oratory, so yes.

[@ikebeckman1074]

For anyone who doesn’t know the famous story that Roosevelt rebukes with, he was campaigning for president when a man approached him and shot him once right in the chest. The bullet didn’t puncture his chest muscle thanks to his FIFTY PAGE speech and an eyeglass case in his chest pocket. Roosevelt ignored the advice to go to the hospital and went on to speak for over an hour and a half. His opening comments establish him in my mind as the most badass US prez: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

[@seandlax9]

He never had the bullet removed either, he lived the remainder of his life, I think it was 6-7 years, with a goddamn bullet still lodged in his chest

[@surtofgods8265]

Yeah but it was only a .38 police special.

[@Justowner]

@@seandlax9 most bullets dont get removed even today, unless the doctor thinks leaving it in is too hazardous. The priority is to plug the hole and stop the bleeding.

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

That's totally savage. To get shot and brush it off like it was nothing.

[@bobxyzp]

What a beast

[@lalajones526]

They put up a huge fight. I feel like this deserves a sequel. They aren't done with each other yet.

[@mayhewstorm1473]

LaLa Jones I agree This NEEDS a part two

[@coolcoleslaw2566]

I DEMAND A PART 2 OF TR vs WC

[@seanwattsmoore8507]

LaLa Jones IKR

[@thegoodfaithflowy]

nah winston got his ass kicked

[@insertgenericnamehere2077]

LaLa Jones they need a part 1,2 and 3

[@Gam3rfreak1290]

There is no winner, these two would go on forever.

[@orcbuster7060]

Yes.

[@mikito00]

​@@orcbuster7060 Teddy literally had the best bars

[@litterboxpaws]

No winner. Just an ending.

[@Winston_Churchill1940]

wrong, I win

[@jonasmollghin9719]

@@mikito00 He would have if Winston Churchill didn't say a word, but Teddy came nowhere close to Churchill.

[@adan9030]

Can we have a world war 2 style battle? Churchil + roosevelt + stalin VS hitler + hirohito + mussolini

[@Telsion]

yes please!

[@sukositb]

Adan E. Pizarro Rivera Stalin would immediately set himself apart from group, Churchill would try to smooth it out but Roosevelt dont agree with policy. Mussolini would step up and Hitler will bash him down, Hirohito will talk about how both have no honor and Japan fight till the end.

[@TheXxkloexx]

this would be epic XD

[@lil.larsson2388]

Adan E. Pizarro Rivera That would be great for a season finale!

[@davidroman4780]

actually very good idea

[@ladyreverie7027]

The way that the Winston Churchill rapper actually got the delivery to sound the way Churchill spoke, absolutely brilliant.

[@civ64685]

Well the person that played churchill is dan bull, hes a british rapper

[@podemosurss8316]

Plus half his rhymes are actual quotes from his speeches. They have even quoted the "our finest hour" speech twice...

[@jezuzdagangzta5313]

Totally agree

[@bobbetterottmann2794]

Agreed

[@MMMaple]

especially the last line

[@Shadethewolfy]

So is this what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

[@TsulaAngenati2292]

Shadethewolfy which is which? XD

[@Shadethewolfy]

@@TsulaAngenati2292 Teddy Roosevelt is the Unstoppable Force and Winston Churchill is the Immovable Object :D

[@Shadethewolfy]

@Random Gmod Vids mmm fair enough.

[@KodieUnknown]

Yes. Yes it is. And it’s awesome.

[@bonniefazman9065]

We all know who's the winner here... Those sick beats.

[@Datacom236]

I just realized that Theodore Roosevelt's opening line "Bully, a challenge, I love competition" is referring to his trust busting campaign.

[@ameytiwari1247]

Sherman Anti Trust Act

[@Datacom236]

@@ameytiwari1247 That was passed before his presidency, but it was basis for the cases that Teddy brought against the trust.

[@ameytiwari1247]

@@Datacom236 ok, thanks for telling

[@JaeHook333]

Winston Churchill : You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet! Theodore Roosevelt role : EpicLLOYD

[@geekmachine666]

Bully for you

[@hydratedcrepe]

That beat hits harder than the Great Depression.

[@aceistheplace6215]

Woah, so true but a little more like it hit harder than fat man (atom bomb) on Nagasaki

[@MagnustheMage]

YOU YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER WHO MADE ME ADD "PERHAPS"

[@komradekalashnikov40k18]

No its th great unhappy

[@disappointedfathersson9654]

That comment goes with your name

[@jesuisunepamplemousse2888]

No, no, its not "the great depression", its the "big unhappy".

[@brodyman30]

This battle has some of the hardest hitting lines of the whole series.

[@Drakelx55]

killerdino17 I think that would be Zeus VS Thor if you understand the mythology

[@brodyman30]

@@Drakelx55 oh man I forgot about that one. I feel like that battle is way underrated. People didn't like it because its stop motion but I followed the guy who did it for years before he made it so I'm a big fan of that battle.

[@NameName2.0]

*Babe Ruth*

[@floyd5688]

Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee

[@tinle9]

My favorite line was "Everyone knows you're back at home saying, thank God for Pearl harbor."

[@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143]

I love Theodore Roosevelt. He literally got shot and critiqued the shooters aim whilst proceeding with his speech. Absolute giga chad.

[@tylerperry972]

Gets shot, doesn’t die, insults shooter, proceeds to deliver speech for over an hour, doesn’t elaborate, leaves

[@kasagrim7215]

@@tylerperry972 literally how it went down. I swear most people of the past wouldn’t realized that what they done were either one of the biggest moves or the worst. Yes there are some that are “unique” due to what happen but my god. We always tend to find those who defy certain issue and come out with a result we can remember

[@dr.menyac6499]

a grand man to fight grand wars and only fair to go down just as grand. an amazing leader to send his young boys out to see, fight for the world, seal countrys together, and hold the stage

[@Dibious]

The Trust-Busting Bull Moose isn't gonna go down from a little pea shooter.

[@yodude43090]

I believe you’re thinking of Nixon when a balloon popped and he said “missed me” never even flinched everyone thought it was a real gunshot but Teddy got shot and said “some of you may have heard by now I have been shot but it takes more than a bullet to the chest to stop a bull moose”

[@morianner]

"A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose" was so hard

[@samueljardine3402]

In case you're unaware that's a take on his quote "it takes more than that to stop a bull moose" which he delivered after he was shot in the chest. He then went on to give a 90 minute speech before going to the hospital. Truly a badass president.

[@billrich9722]

"Hard".

[@jangonauta]

This is not a battle, this is... a masterpiece... this has to be the biggest Tie in ERB history, Sometimes i just listen to it like a SONG in the background.

[@nevinsullivan9339]

Blackbeard vs Capone was one of the only other ones that even compares to the fire thrown in this one

[@mickymacanori1768]

I absolutely agree. I came to the comments specifically with the hope that someone else would say that this is absolutely a tie. I get goosebumps everytime they rap their lines and switch off. Glad that other comments confirm.

[@uiraideszen3223]

Exactly

[@NiuhiNui]

Joker vs. Pennywise is going to climb like a rocket on a ladder.

[@mgtocrateezspeaks3971]

I thought you were rhyming at first. Those first two lines rhymed.

[@johnmartin4119]

The Most American President vs the Most British Prime Minister

[@apullcan]

That’s actually a pretty genius interpretation of the matchup

[@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918]

Na na Duke Wellington is the most british

[@johnmartin4119]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine his overwhelming nationalism and want to see the best for the British Empire even during the Depression has that old keep the stiff upper lip mentality which was always very British to me. Not to mention his ability to literally weaponize words to encourage the masses to fight even in the grimmest of circumstances. And as we all know no one has a better command of the English language than the British, stereotypically speaking of course.

[@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918]

touché

[@TheMarshalMurat]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine wellington was Irish lol

[@kevinbrink423]

I figure they both shook hands after the bout and went out to drink the town dry together. "Same time tomorrow?" "Wouldn't miss it!"

[@Chicken_Nugget1]

This.

[@heinzguderian628]

The only true and good ending

[@Noname-tl1yt]

​@@Chicken_Nugget1 "This" Bro shut the fuck up, if you can't think of anything else to comment then just don't

[@axolotl5477]

@@Noname-tl1yt This.

[@littlewhitebutterflies4586]

@@Noname-tl1yt lol seems someone got triggered

[@Byson1549]

“ Bully! A challenge, I love competition! “ still hits hard after 7 years, along with the background track is one of the best entrances ever

[@Lanetgm]

It’s the bully pulpit

[@Silverwind87]

Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because if he were awake there would've been a fight.

[@trasyndha2368]

Death was just Yandere for Roosevelt.

[@SuperMan-ij6vt]

Outside of the fact that he got shot and survived, he would've won any day of the week

[@predaprime]

Honestly, Death would be on the floor. With most of his teeth punched out of his head.

[@Underpants678]

Roosevelt is what Death has nightmares about.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Holy underrated comment batman lmfao.

[@Nephew987]

Imagine someone walking in and hearing: “Thank God for Pearl Harbor” with no context

[@warrior3987]

Are you not worried about roosevelt saying to give his big stick a suckle with no context? lol

[@AjarTadpole7202]

@@warrior3987 With no context it just sounds like someone being salty

[@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken]

which God would I thank? The Catholic or the Protestant?

[@Whatsinmypocket]

If I heard that, I'd think of Winston Churchill and his Jewish financiers

[@bob-ce5bn]

Well you've probably offended all the non binary, gender fluid multi choice sexuals who don't have a sex due to been a spoon by not mentioning them in this 😂

[@Right_rikki107]

Theodore "wassup bitches" Roosevelt VS Winston "the rhyme minister" Churchill

[@slbrah7375]

The rhyme minister idea was genius

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I physically need a part two. Where Winston just tears in Teddy's choice to his successor President Taft. Also both just dis President Woodrow Wilson. Mainly for WW1, than the Chads just become friends out of respect.

[@user-cu3ky9er7n]

Cool 😎

[@brycewalker3726]

@@Butter_Warrior99 Diss Wilson for World War 1, why?

[@cdsgarb1994]

whatever shit you throw at me i just return to sender, i battle to the end and i will never surrender!

[@akhodagu]

This is my new favorite one! So many historical Easter eggs! Not to mention “Just change your slogan to ‘Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin’s Ass’” just floors me everytime! 😂

[@robosoldier11]

The reason I like this that both sides had some good back and forth. It felt pretty genuine to their personas. Other videos they have done don’t always land or often are just one sided.

[@JamesDelanoMcCarthysecondacc]

ERB is active

[@mangothedango]

The beat deserves more credit in this because the way the old-timey sounds mixed in with the booming parts fits this impressively

[@shaunpathrosepaul6804]

Yes...would luv to see part 2

[@Xandycane]

I agree! I just discovered ERB but this is the first one where it wasn't just a great beat, but so full of the time period they lived. (Nearly anyway. Its midway, very 20s)

[@tiefighter7257]

My fav

[@akman909]

reminds me of how in Bieber vs Beethoven, Fur Elise (im too lazy to add in the accent) was mixed into the beat

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

fr, it's one of the hardest going beats yet

[@Asteroid_Jam]

Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech once and did not go to a doctor and keep doing the speech and insulted the Assassin for being such a bad Assassin for not killing him. That is were the bullet line came from.

[@A____G]

He then proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

[@BlueDevilVR66]

Truly a bad-ass

[@galatheumbreon6862]

That Boss stuff right there!!

[@mythicalowldog7830]

Wow, I'm literally shocked 😱

[@jessicataylor4071]

@@mythicalowldog7830 yup he got shot and finished his 90 minute speech turns out the bullet never penetrated Teddy it hit something in his pocket and barley graised him. He's still a total badass though

[@MrZAP17]

The one battle most crying out for a rematch. This isn't over! We need a part two!

[@dinodude6992]

Time to ressurect 2 dead legends

[@WitherRakdos]

This needs a rematch more than Hitler vs. Vader.

[@rik80280]

yessss

[@MDMetal]

The sheer EPICNESS of a rematch could destroy all life in the universe. They're too evenly matched.

[@skywarp727]

Agreed

[@HylianSwordsman1]

I've rewatched this ERB more than any other, it's just so good. The beat, the verses, the costumes, the way you characterized each of them, it's crazy good, I'm still revisiting it years later. I'd love to see a sequel.

[@khalidshubbar6911]

Same!

[@NOTHACKED1]

you too?

[@arguablyaustralian]

I would like to propose: The Iron Lady v.s The Iron Chancellor (A.K.A Thatcher and Bismarck).

[@schaferhundschmidt1798]

I'll second that!

[@destinydemonalpha5653]

@@schaferhundschmidt1798 BRILLIANT!

[@michaelhawkins7389]

@@schaferhundschmidt1798 ich auch ;=) Hallo aus Deutschland DE

[@MandelTräd]

That would be really cool! Great idea!

[@governorofwesttaiwan4865]

YES

[@michaelweninger106]

This definitely needs a sequel....

[@alexandra4real360]

OMG YES IT does!!

[@marcinsport1]

yep

[@fittzie]

Michael Weninger Hell yes

[@-aaa-aaa]

PLEASE ERB I BEG OF YOU

[@michaelweninger106]

Personally I just think Dan Bull didn't get to show case his real talent for speed in this one. If there was a sequel, I'd be afraid for Teddy once he started going faster, but either way, this was truly one of my favorites.

[@sirensis]

if there's one ERB that needs a sequel, it's this. this is TOO close

[@vladimirlenin876]

I don’t want either to win I want them to be a tie forever

[@josechavez9041]

@@vladimirlenin876 biggest facts

[@vladimirlenin876]

@Murica Meh oh I think you accidentally added the only time a. To your statement

[@vladimirlenin876]

@Murica Meh Like vodka

[@Shu577]

@@josechavez9041 indeed

[@Fredrick_6]

Guy who got shot during a speech and only let people help him after he finished it VS chain-smoking drunk that made it to 90

[@electrikpikachujm69]

lol why is this accurate

[@painvillegaming4119]

Death was to scared to mess with them

[@travisjones9071]

A double entendre in the first word: “Bully!” was one of Roosevelt’s favorite expressions for excitement, specifically credited to him for how boisterous he would yell it. At the same time, The British *Bulldog* is the nickname for Churchill, hence the pet name of bully.

[@danacoleman4007]

@TheGentleman'sGuide not irony. coincidence.

[@milo4866]

@@danacoleman4007 no friends?

[@danacoleman4007]

@@milo4866 plenty, actually. And a good education!

[@milo4866]

@@danacoleman4007 how much you paying them?

[@Egg_Gun]

OH SHIT! world war too soon

[@alexis8500]

Fun fact: Theodore Roosevelt actually HATED being called “Teddy.” Every time someone referred to him as Teddy, he would quickly correct them. My history teacher told me it was because it was a nickname his wife used to call him before she died but I couldn’t find an actual source for it

[@vivegriffe]

"Teddy" is a pretty common nickname for all Teds and Theodores, he was probably called Teddy since his childhood :p

[@atlas3556]

@@vivegriffe incorrect sort of. The name "teddy bear" came into existence when Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a mother grizzly. They started calling him "Teddy bear". And the name stuck. Roosevelt hated the name in that context.

[@scottthejatt]

@Jared Jams Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's where Teddy Bears came from

[@darkknight2481]

@@scottthejatt Yeah that’s where Teddy Bears originated from

[@pennyalston5023]

Actually it was a baby bear, but you are right. The toy bears were named after the president after the word got around about what president Roosevelt did

[@brentsmelser]

This is hands down the best ERB to date. No clear winner, sick beat, great historical lines, and 2 great performances. I always go back to this one.

[@damion2169]

even now i find myself back here once again, never satisfied with the mere memory of the bout, but must experience it once more

[@DarkLink1996]

Right. This is one of their best battles

[@jaimelee9608]

Yup, just checking in on this one again myself. Still good!

[@thammar1990]

Youve gotta be kidding me. This was pedestrian. Seasons 1-3 were all better than this by far

[@damion2169]

@@thammar1990 I feel it’s a matter of taste, 1-3 we’re absolutely amazing, though in a matter of personal taste to each their own you know?

[@MASERIDER]

2:25 accurate to Theadore Roosevelt to not even react to being shot because he is the greatest

[@kurington.blogspot7876]

I love Theodore Roosevelt. "Death came to him in the night, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight."

[@benjamintim3542]

It's the American Way

[@thegovernmentoftajikistan7841]

69 likes please don't ruin it 169 likes omfg don't ruin it 469 likes we're coming

[@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212]

@@thegovernmentoftajikistan7841 167 now :(

[@kaydenmarchand6862]

A bullet can't stop the bull moose

[@ThePsych123]

Death: *arrives* TR: weird that you brought a scythe to a gun fight

[@corruptcorpsecorps4238]

Fun fact: TR and Churchill met during one of Churchill's American tours (pre WWI) and they really didn't along. People who knew them said it was because they were too alike!

[@herbertvonbismarck8303]

Source?

[@corruptcorpsecorps4238]

@@herbertvonbismarck8303 Churchill: Walking with Destiny by Andrew Roberts, published in 2018. A bit hagiographic for my tastes, but Roberts does cite (most) of his sources.

[@greatbritishfish92]

They were both too cool for the world@@herbertvonbismarck8303

[@zdr7420]

This is the first time that someone asked for a source and said source was provided 👏👏👏

[@warfarenotwarfair5655]

​@@zdr7420Not true, myself and many others have. Most people simply reject them when one is produced regardless of source.

[@RollTheClip]

Ok, this is the best ERB video of the entire collection.

[@ayrtonbarmecide4912]

Teddy's line "I love competition!", is a reference to his stringent anti-monopoly laws

[@smartobsession7720]

Ayrton Barmecide *really?! That was the hardest line to put into context. Who would’ve known?!*

[@mememan2404]

@@smartobsession7720 are you being a prick right now?

[@smartobsession7720]

Farkas The Companion Yup.

[@mrsaanes]

@@smartobsession7720 well stop

[@thepodcaster2608]

Or the fact that he would box while in the White House once boxing a general and having one of his blood vessels in his eye damaged

[@dclark302]

three years later, this still has the sickest beat.

[@christiansortorodriguez2432]

Right

[@shahzaibkch]

Anyone knows how to download this beat? Plz tell.

[@chickennuggets1990]

Yes the piano drew me in.

[@floco3394]

Facts

[@tstubbas1]

To be fairrr, I think the Dr. Suess v Shakespeare has the best beat, maybe even the Hawkings v Einstein

[@MattNoel]

Am I the only one angry that the battle ended because it was so good?

[@sayconful]

Matt Noel nope haha

[@sverdmester]

What an ending though

[@Meadale1]

So good

[@MattNoel]

I don't know about you, but I think this was the best one this season

[@ingridseim3548]

Matt Noel definitely the best out of the season

[@michaelaugust4313]

1:36that still hits hard

[@fredererpower]

There is no winner as at the end they both showed signs of still going: Roosevelt got shot and kept going and Churchill said he will never surrender. This NEEDS a Part 2!

[@mitchellskene8176]

I agree

[@eroupopper]

That was a good ass battle!!!

[@rasdin37]

I'm agree with you

[@THETexzilla]

Part 2 - Winston Churchill & David Lloyd George vs. Franklin D. & Theodore Roosevelt

[@justinjones5048]

yessssss

[@markuscaesar670]

Everybody talking about the bars of this match, but nobody wants to mention how fire the beat was

[@daustin8888]

Has that old timey sound

[@liaspooked4980]

yessssssssss everyone is sleeping on the beat. It's freaking amazing

[@HolyHandGrenade.]

Fits both settings

[@DioStandsStill]

Ok boomer

[@TT-be1pk]

The beat makes this one

[@jamesshaw3500]

2 people who death feared. Winston Churchill last words were, "I am bored of it all." Death had to come get Teddy Roosevelt while he slept, otherwise there would have been a fistfight for the ages.

[@ーテイル]

@@JosephStraughn you know a leader is fucked when they can't paint.

[@samwilkinson2534]

@@JosephStraughn he didnt have a bad post war, he was a hero to all, became pm again in 52, stayed as a mp and won a nobel prize for literature (surprisingly not peace l

[@0x73V14]

@@ーテイル 😂🤣

[@devakirajamurthi6147]

@@JosephStraughn he didn't even get re elected:(

[@g_raffthearchlich]

A bullet cant stop the bull moose

[@TrueBackLash]

Welcome back, Teddy! This is one of my favorite raps of all time and to see my boy take Lincoln’s spot was awesome!

[@bobing1752]

"I might be battling you even though I'm toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted" is a reference to something absolutely incredible: a female MP criticised Churchill for being drunk and he responded something along the lines of "And you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"

[@RandomGuythatishere]

That's gotta hurt

[@greg-qc4iy]

It was lady aster, they were famous for this, another time she informed him "Mr Churchill if I was your wife I would poison your tea" to which Churchill replied "lady aster if I was your husband I would drink it". She spoke at his funeral saying that he was a great statesman, a horrible man but a great statesman.

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

@@greg-qc4iyngl that is actually sick. Bros great at roasting. Kinda screwed up to call someone a “horrible man” at their funeral though.

[@5eyoshi]

XD

[@marek1178]

@@GhostHunterDipperPines I find it true. ANd funny.

[@O5-XIV]

After his Death, it was said about Roosevelt "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

[@Blockheadfun]

By far one of the balliest Presidents America has ever had the old “Bull Moose”. Today’s conniving cowards in office need to learn what a real leader is.

[@TraustiGeir]

Death is a coward.

[@origo4286]

TraustiGeir Well, i have to agree ;)

[@un-ironicproductions6096]

@@Blockheadfun we have trump. Not as bold but hes getting there.

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

Trump is a fucking coward who cheated his way out of Vietnam and can't even fire his staff in person. TR lead the Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War, was a cowboy, police commissioner in NYC who walked the beat and busted heads if his officers were slacking, and got shot but continued to give his speech before going to the hospital. Trump is a soft, weak coward who's never worked a day in his live, never done anything he hasn't wanted to do, and cries on Twitter about anything that isn't glowing praise of him. TR was into bodybuilding, wrestling, and pugilism. Trump thinks if you exercise you make yourself die more quickly. The man's an obese clown, and it is pathetic any of you think he's strong or tough just because he cries and complains a lot.

[@rnin689]

As an American I can say that Theodore Roosevelt is the most American person I’ve ever seen

[@boomboi130]

Idk he never got morbidly obese and yelled at cashiers for not being allowed to go in without a mask

[@tobyhanke0719]

@@boomboi130 I hate that its true but sadly it is. Disregarding flat out idiots (whoops, that's like half the country), Roosevelt is probably the most American man so far :V

[@ericgerard1648]

@@boomboi130 There are Karen's all over the world, there's only one Teddy Roosevelt.

[@boomboi130]

@@ericgerard1648 exactly

[@tobyhanke0719]

@@Aethon9 it's not political, it's a fact? Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated shouldnt be political

[@MrThehoyce]

No ERB has better felt like a clash of two titans than this one.

[@youvebeengreeked]

*This ERB battle still absolutely RULES* Update: it STILL rules. 7 years on.

[@ysht9357]

Why tf did web like this

[@ysht9357]

Congrats tho

[@Joker-on8kx]

Ofcourse

[@thegodofallakira6349]

This epic rap battle battle still absolutely rules- Youve been greeked

[@leeshapon]

epic rap battle battle

[@DylanCEdh]

For those who don’t know, the line at 1:38 isn’t a joke about how his parents put him up for adoption (they didn’t), but instead they sent him to boarding school for most of his childhood. He saw his parents so little that during a dinner party he made the declaration that he’d spoken to his son more that evening than his father in his entire life.

[@ruberosie]

Thanks for explaining it

[@Trusttheprocessboy]

@@ruberosie Actually, look up a rap battle meaning. For example "heodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill meaning" and the first result should be of a wikipedia that describes Every bar, LITERALLY EVERYBAR from the very first rap to the most recent one

[@globalpoliticsman9523]

He considered his nanny more of a parental figure than his actual parents even saying once she passed i will never know such a great friend again

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Sleeping In Tokyo

[@day7163]

​@@NazriBWhat do you mean?

[@rehecke7124]

This one put the "epic" and "history" back in these rap battles.

[@-Alter-]

ironically. the history part of this song is completely false. Theodore is singing about dropping bombs, wwii, and pearl harbor. but Theodore served as president in 1901 and died in 1919. this song is talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt, not Theodore Roosevelt.

[@MrScovanx]

@@-Alter- It isn't wrong, they freely reference one another's time period (as in all of the battles). Teddy straight up says "Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin's Ass;" they know which Roosevelt they are talking about (rushmore, panama canal, big stick, cuba, fda, parks, fitness, etc.).

[@justinsmith4778]

@@-Alter- are you new to ERB? They reference stuff from the others time line. Same as in every other ERB

[@adamlucas4753]

​@@justinsmith4778 Yeah. It wouldn't work otherwise. It would just be a battle where one side couldn't attack the other. The OP's point is about purely fictional, epicly historic rap battles relative to epic rap battles of historical figures and you'd have to be pretty naive to interpret things otherwise.

[@Excepnexcep]

@@-Alter- And when did Churchill serve? Oh yeah, WW2. He's dissing Churchill and their reliance on the States

[@spytf2-pb3yo]

Happy to see him again in the newest battle

[@brainstorm623]

Winston: "You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!" Wardrobe Department: "Goddamn it, I'm trying my best!"

[@traffy269]

Lmao, this comment made my day 🤣🤣🤣

[@disappointted]

Yea chur needs to chill

[@eroupopper]

I bet they left the chat the moment that line dropped!

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

@@disappointted eyyyyy

[@Buntod]

It’s not epicloydd though

[@TheZilo77]

This seriously needs a part 2. The battle was very close and intense, and then it left on what feels like a cliffhanger.

[@maldino2917]

They would need to feature dan bull again

[@maldino2917]

@@Gh0stPred idk they might have paid him

[@maldino2917]

@@Gh0stPred he wasn't nearly as famous then, now i think he woudl ask a much higher price

[@maldino2917]

@@Gh0stPred hope so

[@Cpt_Boony_Hat]

Probably one of the closer battles they’ve ever had. I feel Teddy narrowly edged out Churchill but against anyone else Churchill wins

[@EGOHVCbcn]

Years later and the line "The bullet can't stop the Bull Moose!" Is so incredibly raw in its delivery.

[@tdali8347]

Yeah, and after he was shot, T.R. went on to deliver his scheduled, nearly 1 hour speech.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@tdali8347 there is no stopping the bull moose

[@angelguerrero7655]

@@painvillegaming4119 There are no brakes on this train. Strap in bitches. Shit's about to get sloppy.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@angelguerrero7655 and bloody

[@seandlax9]

@@tdali8347 and opened said speech with "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

[@thunderboy9548]

Bro the "i will never surrender" part was the best thing in erb history

[@GdMan11.]

Legend has it they kept going for two days and two nights more before spontaneously becoming best friends

[@SheonEver]

How in the hell did he manage the 'WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!!' that loud? Impressive..

[@armantrto180]

They're singers and talented.

[@penepleto1210]

Shion Kreth EpicLLOYD used to voice Teddy Roosevelt in the ERB News, and "WHAT'S UP BITCHEEES?" was his iconic catchphrase

[@jrex8344]

English is a -10/10.

[@johnboeger7499]

i knew it was familiar

[@jacquearias7169]

Shion Kreth sounds like a fucking firework lol

[@majorsy-0325]

We seriously need a axis vs allies rap battle

[@The1rishMob]

I said that like 3 years ago lmao

[@carolus4992]

Lol

[@aidengoosemorey3499]

Central powers rap

[@Eazy-ERyder]

BEEN there, done that..

[@melloyellogsxr]

Yes! I was thinking that myself..

[@ChadwiseG]

this is easily the most under appreciated rap battle

[@matteusroos8126]

tbh i think the zeus vs thor is greatly underrated, one of the best imo. i think this one gets the attention it deserves. (also one of my favorites)

[@whatup53]

This rap battle was Absolutely outstandingly Genius all the way

[@mercedeslewis4598]

Dan Bull is the shit

[@oliverholland1205]

Wayne gretzy vs Tony Hawk is underrated

[@albanrodary1544]

I don't know, Edison vs Tesla does not receive nearly enough praise either.

[@MissLavena]

I come back here from time to time. This one is truly one of their best.

[@LightSource27]

This one and the TMNT vs Renaissance Painters are my two go tos

[@luishernandezsoto]

Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill REMATCH Time for a part 2 people! Plz!!!

[@ineedpineapples]

Luis Hernandez We need a muthafuckin rematch

[@Johnny-ws1oh]

Luis Hernandez But churchill will be sober and teddy will still be roasted

[@luishernandezsoto]

Annamys 21 Ouch lol

[@killingzone9486]

Luis Hernandez yes do like they did with hitler and darth vader

[@luishernandezsoto]

killing zone94 We should get FDR a cameo like Abe Lincoln did

[@redbirb8013]

“My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didnt ditch me alive, like yours did” Thats probably the most underrated coldest roast in the entire series. First time I heard that I spat out my water in shock

[@TheCoomer]

However, Churchill just got on with it. Made him who he is

[@drchicken2477]

. . . when else would they have died?

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

"...died when they were alive..." Ah yes, the floor here is made of ceiling

[@approveddust8367]

@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 uh that wasn’t said anywhere in the song dude

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

@@approveddust8367 Are you daft or are you just tired? Look at his comment. See how it says "edited"? You get three guesses why that is and the first two don't count.

[@teddyroosevelt2838]

I don’t remember making this....

[@the_zygote_three5193]

Hello mr bull moose

[@emerald9327]

You were drunk i was there it happened

[@lazer2414]

oh hi teddy

[@UKMonkey]

Guess you got beat so hard you had to wipe it from your memory then!

[@teddyroosevelt2838]

@@UKMonkey oh no I won this 100%

[@jasongrayson4945]

“JUMPING JESUS H. HUCKLEBERRY CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!”

[@NoOne-us9os]

No one wants to fight about politics this much

[@MeatballMusic]

You! Madam red white and pantsuit

[@jasongrayson4945]

Don’t let getting hired be the greatest thing you ever do!

[@Gengar-2]

and you! Sweet baby back ribs up in heaven!

[@MeatballMusic]

Try not to slide democracy straight to chapter 11!

[@EN_Lee]

I just realized Theodore Roosevelt used anti-trust laws against monopolies. "I love competition" makes a lot of sense now. Edit: Thanks for 4k likes. I come back to watch and it I see my comment up here, thanks.

[@mikekasich836]

Lmao i didnt even catch that 😂

[@OfficialAshArcher]

There are so many clever historical lines in this one

[@williamchristy9463]

Not only this, but he was an avid hunter, and wrestler.

[@Ixions]

You should google, "The man in the arena" by Theodore Roosevelt

[@Goliath5100]

He was called a “trust-buster” too, hence the line “I’ll bust a trust fund lush”. Honestly the writing in this one is staggering

[@gamerwolves6073]

“My parents died when I was young and it was morbid, but at least my parents didn’t ditch me like yours did” almost as savage as cleopatra “you lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage”

[@lery2523]

Another superman who's never gonna walk again. No ones dying to play with joker, except for heath ledger.

[@Maepl]

@Aarav Daftary I did, tf

[@starwarfan8342]

@@lery2523 Ask Robin if I drop bars

[@LillyAnarkitty]

Almost

[@Akumpo274]

@@lery2523 No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel You're out! With 3 strikes, and just one ball. No one saw Shane coming, Except for your wife.

[@thebladeofchaos]

Roosevelt, Churchill and De Gaulle VS Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito. the Western Allies VS the Axis, possibly with Stalin intervening....

[@xXFartGarfUncleXx]

thebladeofchaos Sad thing is the Allies would win since they'd just make Hitler's absolute trash just like the did in Vader vs Hitler.

[@Raving_Rando]

Russia entered the war before the U.S. did. So Stalin wouldn't be the one to intervene.

[@thebladeofchaos]

ah, but America was sending supplies before Russia joined, that's the point I'm playing to. I know Russia was Summer 41, America OPERATIONALLY began Spring 42, but the idea was that the Western Allies are still working together before Russia go dragged into the war thanks to Lend Lease.

[@Raving_Rando]

thebladeofchaos Oh goodness I just realized how confusing the rap could be... Hitler and Mussolini start, Churchill follows along with De Gaulle, Hirohito joins the Axis, the U.S. joins the Allies, Stalin first talks fine with Hitler only for Hitler to back stab him. They then all get interrupted by the dozens of other country leaders whom helped in the war. xD

[@thebladeofchaos]

Funcle: I admittedly haven't seen that episode but....well, given how long these guys have been going, they can't all be winners

[@ercaid66]

"Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender. I'll battle to the end, and I will NEVER SURRENDER !" This line is pure motivation

[@AgentSteffi]

listened to the song a shit ton through spotifiy so I honestly forgot Winston said it, and thought it was Teddy. anyone else think they sound really similar at this part or am I just really bad at recognizing voices?

[@antenant9294]

Nope, not you at all. They certainly get much closer aligned towards the end, with Churchill's steadfast delivery deteriorating somewhat into Roosevelt's more openly aggressive one. ... a bit like international relations between the two countries as the war progrssed.

[@GdMan11.]

⁠@@AgentSteffithey were both saying that line simultaneously

[@jarredpaul5408]

I just made the connection this time around that the line before this, “T.R. will give W.C. the full deuce.” makes this scatological humor because of the British calling the bathroom a water closet or WC back then. Took me all this time to realize it. 😂

[@danbull]

It was awesome to be on ERB again... thanks to Pete and Lloyd for inviting me over! Merry Christmas all :)

[@KolomalakasPoutanas]

Merry Christmas Dan :)

[@skully6447]

Dan Bull Merry Christmas Dan!

[@EnDERP]

Dan Bull douglbae

[@billcipher8761]

Dan Bull nice to meet you again here

[@simonvalborgland7715]

Nice rapping!

[@naiceify]

I still think this, in its entirety, from raps to effects and character play, is the best ERB of all time.

[@polarpunk8861]

Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar was also badass. Two favourites hands down for me

[@hamzab2404]

Hmmm idk, I think Zeus vs Thor beats this one

[@kirilgjorgievski8099]

i think the artists vs tmnt is the best one

[@freshavacado3355]

Harry Potter and Luke skywalker beats this by a long shot

[@lildevlgrl7]

Clint Eastwood vs bruse Lee was the best

[@og5863]

Theodore Roosevelt: Gets shot Also him: Tis a flesh wound

[@samuelsilver4485]

Tis but a scratch

[@the_bull_mooseparty1892]

He was saved because of the papers he had written for his speech on and the case for his glasses so that's is why he was almost completely unfazed

[@og5863]

@@the_bull_mooseparty1892 yes i know this fact, but his overall reputation is why i made this joke. ;-;

[@the_bull_mooseparty1892]

@@og5863 I just put it here as a lot of people don't know👍

[@og5863]

@@the_bull_mooseparty1892 ok well then carry on, thanks for the clarification. Sorry lol

[@deanwickham3585]

There needs to be a part two to decide the winner. This is hands down the best ERB, period. I watch it multiple times a week.

[@j.a.4315]

That big Teddy Roosevelt smile is iconic

[@republicofitasca9921]

Subscribe

[@hidethepainharold8365]

0:35

[@omarjebara4052]

It's also *ironic*.

[@Subjecttochannel]

@@omarjebara4052 iconic is a word, also a fitting one

[@bradleystokes5986]

Bro u ain't lien 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dv823]

I think we all can agree that if Teddy didn’t say, “What’s up bitches?” We would have rioted

[@tonifcbarca]

@Franz Gebhard ?

[@x-snipo2137]

HAAHAHHAHAHa, yes

[@mikekasich836]

Years later and the lyrics are perfect

[@brianbeck6327]

Rough ridin down to Cuba!!! AUGHHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[@patrickalder4445]

corecd

[@asemui8629]

When the American kid spills the british kids tea so he snatches his burger:

[@basedbattledroid3507]

More like the British kid spills the American kid's coca cola so he snatches his crumpet.

[@englandcountryhuman8588]

I laughed to hard at this

[@finnbathgate6187]

More like when some people in Boston spilled the brits tea into the harbour so they snatched their rifles

[@Troghan]

Bully a challenge!

[@thealmightygoose4717]

@@finnbathgate6187 nice

[@josephstewart324]

This will always be, the greatest ERB of all times

[@khalidshubbar6911]

I don't know. Fredrick was pretty great.

[@nashhi1122]

This has to be the most balanced battle yet I can’t tell who won cause both sides are just incredible

[@john_is_who]

Teddy Easy Solos

[@halfbloodbrit2518]

As much as British pride says winston was better but I have to say it's a draw

[@zsaz4453]

Agreed

[@alexsiriley]

honestly as an English person I'm gonna say Winston, not for the pride

[@zsaz4453]

@@alexsiriley as a german i say Winston too

[@MaximillianGreil]

This is easily my favorite ERB because I have no fuckin clue who won.

[@jacobhiggins8994]

Maximillian Greil same, they were perfectly matched

[@jazztheblast279]

Funkysoul90 no tedy won

[@pickletineeltaimados5205]

Maximillian Greil Same here :)

[@LabrnMystic]

I agree. I'm had to watch it 5 times in a row and then try to keep points. I had to go with which one gave me the most laughs in the end. Teddy just squeaked it out for me. However, I think my favorite line goes to Churchill comma with the asthmatic and choking on cigar line

[@KingCrabLegs]

Agreed. This one I was particularly fond of.

[@timmytheinventor4746]

I think this is an ERB that really deserves a sequel.

[@hewhobattles8869]

I want a sequel to this more than i did for Incredibles

[@iceman4208]

Nope Teddy won

[@Sandthesand]

Agreed

[@orangecuse2646]

same here

[@Historicutuber]

Hell yeah

[@loweredlightning]

Thanks!

[@darknation9424]

I don't know but this rap battles is spitting pure testosterone

[@raylevi5343]

True. I love the scent 😂😂

[@andrewjennings7306]

@@raylevi5343 gay

[@raylevi5343]

@@andrewjennings7306 That's not how I meant it.

[@raylevi5343]

@@andrewjennings7306 I forgot to say no homo 😞

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

It just radiates big stick energy

[@JordanR1621]

This is the only ERB where I genuinely cannot pick a winner, even after watching it multiple times.

[@charlieoshea931]

lets be honest. Teddy Roosevelt won.

[@wilhemii4505]

Charlie O'Shea I think it was a draw

[@dubstepplay2.084]

Teddy oviousy won i mean he realy just directed everything to him not like twords were there fron like what winston did.

[@freeindialegionenjoyer1999]

@@charlieoshea931 yes Bcz Winston was racist

[@wilhemii4505]

Eminem mathers He was still a good pm

[@DrewMcIntyre.]

This by far is ONE of the best ERBs ever made.

[@KdotGlazer45]

I agree

[@randimalakmali4158]

Agreed fellow WWE fan

[@martinfabian2744]

Between this and Joker vs Pennywise is tied for 1st!!!!

[@theeJordanTaylor]

It's my favorite.

[@jonathanmck2835]

I feel like it's so underrated

[@iamchair2173]

This feels like a fight between time(Churchill ) with Big Ben in the background turning showing the passage of time, and space (Roosevelt) with gears behind him constantly moving through space

[@dominickdibart12]

It's a testament to how hardcore both of these men were in real life, because those final two lines are essentially direct quotes

[@stealthpanther]

And that makes it even more epic

[@rileykrzywda4142]

Much of Churchills lines approximately came from what he said in real life. We will never surrender. We will fight you on the beaches, on the hills. Tomorrow I will be sober but you'll still be roasted, I'll just return to sender. I am sure that there are others that I have simply missed.

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

Especially the "epic Loyd and a Pringles packet"

[@MBValentine]

Like, they're dead now. Which is great, cause the idea of a president that could maul the average person by themselves is something would be novel by this point.

[@OldTexasRed]

This is, in my opinion, the best ERB yet released. I suggest a rematch.

[@lemmetellyousmthman]

1. Austin Powers Vs James Bond 2. Tolkien Vs George R.R. Martin 3. This

[@WillSee_]

Carson Hutchison personally I just want to see Dan on the show more. His own channel is not doing as good as it used to... despite his best efforts. Some of his best songs/raps where made after his channel’s prime height (two of which being Bull Shot and his BF2 rap).

[@drunkBoy69]

How do you upvote something twice?

[@Jrocsoll]

Bruce lee vs Clint Eastwood was hard

[@saibotpro8278]

Pretty sure Monroe vs Cleopatra went harder

[@joeneauxvieve6203]

"I'll battle till the end and I'll never surrender"? You know they're already planning a rematch.

[@joer.g8568]

Star Wars Fan Girl or they're just quoting what Churchill once said...

[@actanonverba3041]

Minecast Joe But it's still definitely worth a rematch

[@davcharley5001]

I can totally see that dude :) :)

[@joer.g8568]

XenoVolt it is worth a rematch. but they don't seem like characters who'd keep returning. unlike Adolf and Vader

[@davcharley5001]

+Minecast Joe True

[@Blaze4364]

Even 7 years later this is still one of my all time favourite songs, and videos. Iconic, with amazing bars and incomparable disses. Thank you ERB for years of amazing work and content.

[@jameslastname1346]

Theodore Roosevelt is the most manly man ti ever step in the omniverse. Edit: Fun Fact Roosevelt actually wanted to fight in WWl on the front lines but Woodrow Wilson was a pussy and didn’t let any US soldiers enter the war

[@almightyegglord4365]

Theodore chipmunk?!?!

[@hannahstahl1857]

My dad was named after him and he is probably the 2nd most manly man named Theodore who also has military honor

[@jameslastname1346]

@@hannahstahl1857 Your dad probably was pretty damn manly I just think of one of the chipmunks when I here Theodore

[@rantranger1527]

@@almightyegglord4365 Ikr Roosevelt is manly and all but that chipmunk makes Genghis khan look like Justin Bieber

[@tedscheett9420]

Can confirm.

[@LostSoul6364]

This is the only ERB where both characters do absolutely fire beats and no one wins. This thing is actually an epic rap battle of history, the real one.

[@ChrisDftw_]

Teddy won

[@Nevad25]

@@ChrisDftw_ Churchill won

[@ChrisDftw_]

@@Nevad25 nah

[@SoccYT]

@@ChrisDftw_ nah

[@Iamrealnowturnaround]

its a tie (nobody correct me im talking fax)

[@madarauchiha-bo3pd]

Okay, let's be real. This was the best beat/soundtrack in erb history.

[@zachzent8287]

Copy & Paste Watch Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter. That beat was better and it also had Dan Bull

[@zabdicastillo511]

Copy & Paste This was also one of my favorites along with justin bieber vs beethoven (for elise remix, yes please)

[@HectorGarcia-gh6ng]

the fuck are you on?

[@gavinmahoney5402]

Best beat goes to Frederick Douglass v Thomas Jefferson (However bad that battle may have been) or Hannibal v Jack the Ripper

[@rossmurdoch8786]

Copy & Paste this or Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter I think it's because of the bass and punch of the beat

[@BigyetiTechnologies]

I've watched this so often it's beginning to fade from the Internet.

[@appakkk]

I have been following ERB for several years now, and for some reason i missed this episode, today was a good day.

[@appakkk]

YOOOOO..OMG..

[@pirate__crewman]

HOWD YOU GET A LIKE FROM THEM

[@appakkk]

@@pirate__crewman i dont know..to this day, I'm still mind blowned

[@pirate__crewman]

appak you’ve been blessed by the mighty lyric lords

[@itay3013]

It's nice to see they're still reading comments!

[@prickwilde2044]

WHAT'S UP *BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

[@errolmclean2924]

Prick Wilde XD

[@wesleyfravel5149]

Prick Wilde THE SKY DUH

[@buttersandfry9635]

WHATS UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@zacheryrancano2824]

WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@mpac419]

give my big stick a suckles 😂😂

[@vangelisk13]

*Me sleeping* My brain : WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSS

[@gmfaux5886]

Me too boo

[@jthejedigaming8303]

Me: Peaceful mining Creeper: WHATS UP BITCHES

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Jthejedigaming aw mannnnn

[@TheUltrapower-sg4iu]

0:23

[@kimdiesel887]

Me too lol

[@shortnotice6936]

Okay, can we acknowledge the last section of that where the screen goes black and white how fucking powerful is that, should I feel bad for crying to an epic rap battle?

[@ripped181]

Dan Bull as Jack the Ripper: "Oi Mate, Pass the liquor, it's jack the ripper" Dan Bull as Winston Churchill: "Pass me a cigar and a large glass of brandy"

[@sheevpalpatine9704]

Lol

[@kamdenbeatty2299]

I love that

[@CookieMonster-gy3rj]

Ahh yes, nice work, detective!

[@layicorn]

coinsidense? *I THINK NOT*

[@spacemanup]

Mate just wants to get drunk. See nothing wrong here