Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History

Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History
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CAST
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Winston Churchill: Dan Bull
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Teddy Roosevelt: EpicLLOYD
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John Schrank - Javi Sanchez-Blanco
CREW
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Nice Peter
Written by:
EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Dan Bull, Mike Betette, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore
Senior Director of Studios:
Michelle Maloney
Producer:
Atul Singh
Associate Producer:
Shaun Lewin
Production Coordinator:
Matthew Schlissel
Song Produced by:
Nice Peter
Mixed by:
Jose "Choco" Reynoso and Nice Peter
Mastered by:
Jose "Choco" Reynoso
Music Supervisor:
Dante Cimadamore
Beat Produced by:
Hollywood Legend Productions & Jose "Choco" Reynoso
Video Editing by:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Nice Peter, Javi Sánchez-Blanco
Assistant Editor:
Josh Best
VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Javi Sánchez-Blanco & William Crespo
Costume Designer:
Sulai Lopez
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Costuming Assistant/Senior PA:
Morgan Christensen
Department Make Up Head:
Brittany White
Make Up Assistant:
Katie Middleton
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
AC:
Kyle Herman
Gaffer:
Andy Chinn
Production Assistant:
Roberto Lewis
Produced by:
Atul Singh for Maker Studios

[@johnmartin4119]

The Most American President vs the Most British Prime Minister

[@apullcan]

That’s actually a pretty genius interpretation of the matchup

[@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918]

Na na Duke Wellington is the most british

[@johnmartin4119]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine his overwhelming nationalism and want to see the best for the British Empire even during the Depression has that old keep the stiff upper lip mentality which was always very British to me. Not to mention his ability to literally weaponize words to encourage the masses to fight even in the grimmest of circumstances. And as we all know no one has a better command of the English language than the British, stereotypically speaking of course.

[@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918]

touché

[@TheMarshalMurat]

Phillip Schofeild the great divine wellington was Irish lol

[@Silverwind87]

Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because if he were awake there would've been a fight.

[@trasyndha2368]

Death was just Yandere for Roosevelt.

[@SuperMan-ij6vt]

Outside of the fact that he got shot and survived, he would've won any day of the week

[@predaprime]

Honestly, Death would be on the floor. With most of his teeth punched out of his head.

[@Underpants678]

Roosevelt is what Death has nightmares about.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Holy underrated comment batman lmfao.

[@bobing1752]

"I might be battling you even though I'm toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted" is a reference to something absolutely incredible: a female MP criticised Churchill for being drunk and he responded something along the lines of "And you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"

[@RandomGuythatishere]

That's gotta hurt

[@greg-qc4iy]

It was lady aster, they were famous for this, another time she informed him "Mr Churchill if I was your wife I would poison your tea" to which Churchill replied "lady aster if I was your husband I would drink it". She spoke at his funeral saying that he was a great statesman, a horrible man but a great statesman.

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

@@greg-qc4iyngl that is actually sick. Bros great at roasting. Kinda screwed up to call someone a “horrible man” at their funeral though.

[@ChariTheAlternate]

XD

[@marek1178]

@@GhostHunterDipperPines I find it true. ANd funny.

[@DylanCEdh]

For those who don’t know, the line at 1:38 isn’t a joke about how his parents put him up for adoption (they didn’t), but instead they sent him to boarding school for most of his childhood. He saw his parents so little that during a dinner party he made the declaration that he’d spoken to his son more that evening than his father in his entire life.

[@todochosen]

Thanks for explaining it

[@Trusttheprocessboy]

@@todochosen Actually, look up a rap battle meaning. For example "heodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill meaning" and the first result should be of a wikipedia that describes Every bar, LITERALLY EVERYBAR from the very first rap to the most recent one

[@globalpoliticsman9523]

He considered his nanny more of a parental figure than his actual parents even saying once she passed i will never know such a great friend again

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Sleeping In Tokyo

[@day7163]

​@@NazriBWhat do you mean?

[@Shadethewolfy]

So is this what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

[@TsulaAngenati2292]

Shadethewolfy which is which? XD

[@Shadethewolfy]

@@TsulaAngenati2292 Teddy Roosevelt is the Unstoppable Force and Winston Churchill is the Immovable Object :D

[@Shadethewolfy]

@Random Gmod Vids mmm fair enough.

[@KodieUnknown]

Yes. Yes it is. And it’s awesome.

[@bonniefazman9065]

We all know who's the winner here... Those sick beats.

[@MaximillianGreil]

This is easily my favorite ERB because I have no fuckin clue who won.

[@jacobhiggins8994]

Maximillian Greil same, they were perfectly matched

[@jazztheblast279]

Funkysoul90 no tedy won

[@pickletineeltaimados5205]

Maximillian Greil Same here :)

[@LabrnMystic]

I agree. I'm had to watch it 5 times in a row and then try to keep points. I had to go with which one gave me the most laughs in the end. Teddy just squeaked it out for me. However, I think my favorite line goes to Churchill comma with the asthmatic and choking on cigar line

[@KingCrabLegs]

Agreed. This one I was particularly fond of.

[@corruptcorpsecorps4238]

Fun fact: TR and Churchill met during one of Churchill's American tours (pre WWI) and they really didn't along. People who knew them said it was because they were too alike!

[@herbertvonbismarck8303]

Source?

[@corruptcorpsecorps4238]

@@herbertvonbismarck8303 Churchill: Walking with Destiny by Andrew Roberts, published in 2018. A bit hagiographic for my tastes, but Roberts does cite (most) of his sources.

[@greatbritishfish92]

They were both too cool for the world@@herbertvonbismarck8303

[@zdr7420]

This is the first time that someone asked for a source and said source was provided 👏👏👏

[@warfarenotwarfair5655]

​@@zdr7420Not true, myself and many others have. Most people simply reject them when one is produced regardless of source.

[@bizbug2687]

This has got to be the best ERB in the channel's history, for several reasons. 1. There was no clear winner here. Both Churchill and Roosevelt were incredible and delivered some of the hardest lines in the series. 2. It's the classic "Murica vs Britain" using the most badass leaders from each side's respective histories. 3. The background music slaps hard. 4. It's actually epic and is actually about history.

[@vintage-radio]

I guess it really is an epic rap battle of history

[@rickwrites2612]

Mmmm, its a tie with the Ruskies.

[@roems6396]

It was close, but Teddy wins this. He had more burns, and better retorts.

[@tacticalmanagerbabymommaak5825]

Teddy won easily.

[@daviddow3705]

Roosevelt won

[@BruceWayne-oc7dn]

Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia

[@forgloryscrubs7571]

М. Дөлгөөн Mother Russia would win

[@xsuit6661]

ForGlory Scrubs Hell no. Uncle Sam would win, but I got love for Russia 🇷🇺

[@gracielkelly9645]

М. Дөлгөөн and a surprise from The Father Land.

[@electricpants8194]

М. Дөлгөөн that would be awesome

[@echo4428]

М. Дөлгөөн no just America vs soviet union

[@Right_rikki107]

Theodore "wassup bitches" Roosevelt VS Winston "the rhyme minister" Churchill

[@slbrah7375]

The rhyme minister idea was genius

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I physically need a part two. Where Winston just tears in Teddy's choice to his successor President Taft. Also both just dis President Woodrow Wilson. Mainly for WW1, than the Chads just become friends out of respect.

[@user-cu3ky9er7n]

Cool 😎

[@brycewalker3726]

@@Butter_Warrior99 Diss Wilson for World War 1, why?

[@cdsgarb1994]

whatever shit you throw at me i just return to sender, i battle to the end and i will never surrender!

[@dogwithheadphones]

Props to the real Theodore Roosevelt for coming back from the dead and acting in this video

[@granienasniadanie8322]

To be honest it's a thing He would do.

[@87543]

Он реально тогда хорош​@@granienasniadanie8322

[@Microstands]

@@granienasniadanie8322 Fr he literally came to my 7th birthday

[@mortariana]

Oh it wasn't an act, it's really him.

[@luckii.__17]

@@mortariana no i was winston churchill, he was really there

[@themanthemyththelegend6418]

best beat: winston churchill best disses: teddy Roosevelt overall loser: lives in gallipolli

[@Polskie573]

Gallipolli taking an L

[@Stanl3y_]

The solders in gallipolli The people mostly were left alone in the fighting

[@rickwrites2612]

The whole Ottonan Empire, really. But they had quite the run, close to a millennium, while the west went from dark ages to modernism. Turks empire was just frail and dessicated at that point, as all empires are eventually.

[@horsearcher6350]

@@rickwrites2612 Frail and dessicated would be optimistic to say, the empire was in huge debts, both army and logistics were out-dated and almost all the nations, even the muslim ones, were rebelling. The empire was already gone, it was just a shadow of its former glory.

[@Vitamin22344]

Gallipolli 😢

[@lalajones526]

They put up a huge fight. I feel like this deserves a sequel. They aren't done with each other yet.

[@mayhewstorm1473]

LaLa Jones I agree This NEEDS a part two

[@coolcoleslaw2566]

I DEMAND A PART 2 OF TR vs WC

[@seanwattsmoore8507]

LaLa Jones IKR

[@thegoodfaithflowy]

nah winston got his ass kicked

[@insertgenericnamehere2077]

LaLa Jones they need a part 1,2 and 3

[@Crampanula]

I destroyed that replay button

[@walterbenavides9529]

Nadine Mary ikr

[@LoserBroProductions]

Nadine Mary Fuck me

[@37kemper]

Nadine Mary I needed a new keyboard

[@37kemper]

Sandor Clegane Bully! A challenge, I love compition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Clegane?

[@cosmicjenny4508]

+Nadine Mary in the video URL, replace 'youtube' to 'listenonrepeat', you won't need to click replay, it loops it for you!!

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Would everyone agree this was ERB's magnum opus? The music, the lyrics, the special effects, the actors... it's all some of the best they've done. Best of all, the unique way they structured the ending meant they avoided the usual problem of one side getting the final say and feeling stronger as a result.

[@BOBINDUN]

I was going to say the exact same thing. It's ERB perfected. Unbeatable

[@undeadarmy19]

It's def one of my favorites. However, I def think that Joker vs Pennywise is ERB's magnum opus. Everything about that one is perfect. The rhymes, the references, the costumes and voices, the effects, EVERYTHING!

[@magicfibre]

I'd say their magnum opus is the Eastern vs Western philosophers, but this is a close 2nd

[@TheGamerGoons]

​@undeadarmy19 I was gunna say the SAME THING! It's so good. This one, The Joker vs Pennywise, TMNT vs Renaissance Fathers

[@camlukas9781]

personally its the russian one for me

[@chriswelter3859]

You can tell Lloyd really loves playing this character specifically. So much energy in his performance.

[@SRVRCRSHR]

Father Time vs Mother Nature

[@kmh4674]

Good One.

[@juroflash4695]

time would win because he has all the time in the world to think of disses

[@ftsvectors2164]

With a surprise appearance of Lady Luck.

[@t-greenrock404]

This needs to happen

[@Dr.-Dank]

That could be cool

[@hydratedcrepe]

That beat hits harder than the Great Depression.

[@aceistheplace6215]

Woah, so true but a little more like it hit harder than fat man (atom bomb) on Nagasaki

[@MagnustheMage]

YOU YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER WHO MADE ME ADD "PERHAPS"

[@komradekalashnikov40k18]

No its th great unhappy

[@disappointedfathersson9654]

That comment goes with your name

[@jesuisunepamplemousse2888]

No, no, its not "the great depression", its the "big unhappy".

[@amarok5914]

"You should be ashamed of your military honor, everyone knows you're back at home like thank god for pearl harbor" one of my favorite lines ever

[@NoName-hg6cc]

It's funny because it's true!

[@reymartampus4411]

And the next line as well: "Don't worry, the US will give you a pass, just change your poster to 'Keep calm and kiss my cousin's a$$' "

[@amarok5914]

@@reymartampus4411 lmao yeah

[@sto1238]

Accurate 😂😂 Churchill better have been thanking FDR and Georgy Zhukov that his ass wasn’t speaking German

[@rdifuria]

⁠@@sto1238Funny that you say that. Churchill, Stalin and Georgy are all on record pharisaically thanking god for Pearl Harbor and Hitlers idiotic declaration against the US shortly after. Additionally on record, is the majority of the Soviet high command who thought that without the US’s military and industrial support the Nazis would have won.

[@akhodagu]

This is my new favorite one! So many historical Easter eggs! Not to mention “Just change your slogan to ‘Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin’s Ass’” just floors me everytime! 😂

[@shionkreth7536]

How in the hell did he manage the 'WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!!' that loud? Impressive..

[@armantrto180]

They're singers and talented.

[@penepleto1210]

Shion Kreth EpicLLOYD used to voice Teddy Roosevelt in the ERB News, and "WHAT'S UP BITCHEEES?" was his iconic catchphrase

[@jrex8344]

English is a -10/10.

[@johnboeger7499]

i knew it was familiar

[@jacquearias7169]

Shion Kreth sounds like a fucking firework lol

[@Nephew987]

Imagine someone walking in and hearing: “Thank God for Pearl Harbor” with no context

[@warrior3987]

Are you not worried about roosevelt saying to give his big stick a suckle with no context? lol

[@AjarTadpole7202]

@@warrior3987 With no context it just sounds like someone being salty

[@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken]

which God would I thank? The Catholic or the Protestant?

[@Whatsinmypocket]

If I heard that, I'd think of Winston Churchill and his Jewish financiers

[@bob-ce5bn]

Well you've probably offended all the non binary, gender fluid multi choice sexuals who don't have a sex due to been a spoon by not mentioning them in this 😂

[@klausschmidt6833]

Honestly, I think the chemistry of them, and the fact they were both war time leaders from the same era helps bring a level of intensity that is hard to beat. Loved it.

[@Orphoptics]

Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t president during either of the wars

[@klausschmidt6833]

@Xx_Orphic Goes to show you what I know about American politicians lol. My mistake. Thanks for informing me.

[@colmhain]

@@klausschmidt6833 His cousin, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, WAS president during WWII. Hence the phrase, "Keep Calm and Kiss my Cousin's Ass!" So, while you weren't exactly right, you weren't exactly wrong, either.

[@mcpikachu_bob3876]

@@colmhain OMG THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS REFERING TO

[@TSERJI]

@@colmhain or "my cousin" could've also referred to America being Britain's cousin on the world stage. Thus, Britain "kissing America's ass" during world war 2

[@someturtle]

"you were born asthmatic you are going to choke hard while i wake up everyday and chain smoke cigars" honestly such a good line, one of my favorites

[@MattNoel]

Am I the only one angry that the battle ended because it was so good?

[@sayconful]

Matt Noel nope haha

[@sverdmester]

What an ending though

[@Meadale1]

So good

[@MattNoel]

I don't know about you, but I think this was the best one this season

[@ingridseim3548]

Matt Noel definitely the best out of the season

[@prickwilde2044]

WHAT'S UP *BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

[@errolmclean2924]

Prick Wilde XD

[@ericksanchez4253]

WHAT'S UPPP BIITTTCCHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSS

[@wesleyfravel5149]

Prick Wilde THE SKY DUH

[@buttersandfry9635]

WHATS UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@zacheryrancano2824]

WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@HylianSwordsman1]

I've rewatched this ERB more than any other, it's just so good. The beat, the verses, the costumes, the way you characterized each of them, it's crazy good, I'm still revisiting it years later. I'd love to see a sequel.

[@zachkostoff2341]

Best flow: roosevelt Best dissss: churchill Overall losers: germany and japan

[@luishernandezsoto]

Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill REMATCH Time for a part 2 people! Plz!!!

[@ineedpineapples]

Luis Hernandez We need a muthafuckin rematch

[@Johnny-ws1oh]

Luis Hernandez But churchill will be sober and teddy will still be roasted

[@luishernandezsoto]

Annamys 21 Ouch lol

[@killingzone9486]

Luis Hernandez yes do like they did with hitler and darth vader

[@luishernandezsoto]

killing zone94 We should get FDR a cameo like Abe Lincoln did

[@DrMetroid1]

I only just now noticed that "military honor" was referring to the fact that Roosevelt is the only president to actually earn the Medal of Honor

[@Gguyrules]

An interesting fact.

[@codyvandal2860]

in fairness he didn't get it while alive and his supporters actually lobbied the war department for him to receive it which was unseemly. He got it posthumously long after his death.

[@ottomorris9350]

i approve this

[@notbob555]

@@codyvandal2860 Considering what it takes to get a Medal Of Honor, it's not surprising at all that it was after his death. Very few people will ever receive it without dying first.

[@codyvandal2860]

@@notbob555 Sure, but rarely do they receive it decades after their deaths

[@ioannisfragias7525]

"I'll just return to sender! I'll battle to the end and I will NEVER SURRENDER!" That line slaps so hard for me it's like they not done scrapping they gonna be going a while

[@pikanonymous512]

Honestly I still think after all these years that this is quite possibly your best rap battle EVER

[@kurington.blogspot7876]

I love Theodore Roosevelt. "Death came to him in the night, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight."

[@benjamintim3542]

It's the American Way

[@thegovernmentoftajikistan7841]

69 likes please don't ruin it 169 likes omfg don't ruin it 469 likes we're coming

[@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212]

@@thegovernmentoftajikistan7841 167 now :(

[@kaydenmarchand6862]

A bullet can't stop the bull moose

[@ThePsych123]

Death: *arrives* TR: weird that you brought a scythe to a gun fight

[@BatootGamer]

Mr Bean VS Charlie Chaplin

[@elinbotten940]

Batoot Gamer and it would all be mute :o :D

[@BatootGamer]

Elin Botten that's the point xD

[@nintendoentersoft]

Why not throw Harpo Marx into the mix?

[@subjectdelta4758]

Batoot Gamer | why not add Jason Voorhees in there 😂😂

[@BeingTiffBenson]

I'd watch that

[@timeracer123]

They both did a great job however have to go with Roosevelt. I've started actually looking up the historical figures in your rap battles and am suprised how much reseach you put into these. I also apprecate the costumes and the effort you put in to make them look as much as they did in exactly like they really were. Who knew learning could be so fun 😊

[@jameshamlin1618]

thats the whole point of these videos for viewers to look up the people in them research them a bit and learn stuff sometimes about history science or pop culture.kind of like how the original doctor who was meant to teach history science math and other topics to children.

[@duckyduckington9736]

"You were born asthmatic you're going to choke hard, while I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars" is so fucking good.

[@joeneauxvieve6203]

"I'll battle till the end and I'll never surrender"? You know they're already planning a rematch.

[@joer.g8568]

Star Wars Fan Girl or they're just quoting what Churchill once said...

[@actanonverba3041]

Minecast Joe But it's still definitely worth a rematch

[@davcharley5001]

I can totally see that dude :) :)

[@joer.g8568]

XenoVolt it is worth a rematch. but they don't seem like characters who'd keep returning. unlike Adolf and Vader

[@davcharley5001]

+Minecast Joe True

[@teddyroosevelt2838]

I don’t remember making this....

[@the_zygote_three5193]

Hello mr bull moose

[@emerald9327]

You were drunk i was there it happened

[@lazer2414]

oh hi teddy

[@UKMonkey]

Guess you got beat so hard you had to wipe it from your memory then!

[@teddyroosevelt2838]

@@UKMonkey oh no I won this 100%

[@thunderboy9548]

Bro the "i will never surrender" part was the best thing in erb history

[@GdMan11.]

Legend has it they kept going for two days and two nights more before spontaneously becoming best friends

[@Dumbfool125]

If only we could have presidents like teddy again, no matter democratic or republican. We need more presidents like the ones who paved the way for the US

[@srinivarma1320]

Hell maybe they could break the two party system

[@warfarenotwarfair5655]

​@@srinivarma1320There is no such thing as a two party system. There are loads of parties in the USA, feel free to vote for one.

[@Gavin-hl8bg]

@@warfarenotwarfair5655It refers to the fact that it’s basically impossible for any other party to win apart from Republican and Democratic.

[@pro_master2486]

@@warfarenotwarfair5655 Yea but while there not two party system most people vote for just 2 parties, that is because of the whole spoiler effect, the thing is you know that you want to vote for someone else but because your vote does matter causing you to instead just vote for someone you do not want because you do not want, I know I am yapping but maybe you should still look for more sources

[@warfarenotwarfair5655]

@@pro_master2486 Well there is definitely not a two party system, people in America vote for individual politicians which primarily form two parties with a wide net. There are outliers in the past and even Bernie Sanders is an independent but most people think he is a Democrat.

[@brainstorm623]

Winston: "You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!" Wardrobe Department: "Goddamn it, I'm trying my best!"

[@traffy269]

Lmao, this comment made my day 🤣🤣🤣

[@disappointted]

Yea chur needs to chill

[@eroupopper]

I bet they left the chat the moment that line dropped!

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

@@disappointted eyyyyy

[@Buntod]

It’s not epicloydd though

[@brodyman30]

This battle has some of the hardest hitting lines of the whole series.

[@Drakelx55]

killerdino17 I think that would be Zeus VS Thor if you understand the mythology

[@brodyman30]

@@Drakelx55 oh man I forgot about that one. I feel like that battle is way underrated. People didn't like it because its stop motion but I followed the guy who did it for years before he made it so I'm a big fan of that battle.

[@NameName2.0]

*Babe Ruth*

[@floyd5688]

Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee

[@tinle9]

My favorite line was "Everyone knows you're back at home saying, thank God for Pearl harbor."

[@siegiusempire1471]

Anyone else watching this banger in 2024?

[@SpleeenEater]

This was just Unstoppable force vs immovable object

[@johndoe-un9uq]

Who is who

[@Asteroid_Jam]

Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech once and did not go to a doctor and keep doing the speech and insulted the Assassin for being such a bad Assassin for not killing him. That is were the bullet line came from.

[@A____G]

He then proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

[@BlueDevilVR66]

Truly a bad-ass

[@galatheumbreon6862]

That Boss stuff right there!!

[@mythicalowldog7830]

Wow, I'm literally shocked 😱

[@jessicataylor4071]

@@mythicalowldog7830 yup he got shot and finished his 90 minute speech turns out the bullet never penetrated Teddy it hit something in his pocket and barley graised him. He's still a total badass though

[@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143]

I love Theodore Roosevelt. He literally got shot and critiqued the shooters aim whilst proceeding with his speech. Absolute giga chad.

[@tylerperry972]

Gets shot, doesn’t die, insults shooter, proceeds to deliver speech for over an hour, doesn’t elaborate, leaves

[@kasagrim7215]

@@tylerperry972 literally how it went down. I swear most people of the past wouldn’t realized that what they done were either one of the biggest moves or the worst. Yes there are some that are “unique” due to what happen but my god. We always tend to find those who defy certain issue and come out with a result we can remember

[@dr.menyac6499]

a grand man to fight grand wars and only fair to go down just as grand. an amazing leader to send his young boys out to see, fight for the world, seal countrys together, and hold the stage

[@Dibious]

The Trust-Busting Bull Moose isn't gonna go down from a little pea shooter.

[@yodude43090]

I believe you’re thinking of Nixon when a balloon popped and he said “missed me” never even flinched everyone thought it was a real gunshot but Teddy got shot and said “some of you may have heard by now I have been shot but it takes more than a bullet to the chest to stop a bull moose”

[@jacquesmesrine3244]

The Brits are proud of their Winston, and I'm proud of my Teddy R. I would say this was a formidable tie with great history among these 2 great men🇺🇲🇬🇧

[@ercaid66]

"Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender. I'll battle to the end, and I will NEVER SURRENDER !" This line is pure motivation

[@AgentSteffi]

listened to the song a shit ton through spotifiy so I honestly forgot Winston said it, and thought it was Teddy. anyone else think they sound really similar at this part or am I just really bad at recognizing voices?

[@antenant9294]

Nope, not you at all. They certainly get much closer aligned towards the end, with Churchill's steadfast delivery deteriorating somewhat into Roosevelt's more openly aggressive one. ... a bit like international relations between the two countries as the war progrssed.

[@GdMan11.]

⁠@@AgentSteffithey were both saying that line simultaneously

[@vangelisk13]

*Me sleeping* My brain : WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSS

[@gmfaux5886]

Me too boo

[@jthejedigaming8303]

Me: Peaceful mining Creeper: WHATS UP BITCHES

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Jthejedigaming aw mannnnn

[@TheUltrapower-sg4iu]

0:23

[@kimdiesel887]

Me too lol

[@Okayyeawhy]

"World war 2 soon?" 😂😂😂😂

[@robbierotten1165]

Aleksei J HOLY SHIT

[@DarthCookieKS]

i loved that part, plus Teddy's dropping bombs you better get hiding in your tubes!

[@HollowGround96]

Aleksei J keep calm and kiss my cousins ass super fun died laughing

[@seanj.3290]

Aleksei J best part

[@lordsgaming8994]

Joe Gnemmi add Hirohito to the axis and tito to the allies and it will be perfect

[@pacozk1]

"I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs" Literally the line earlier: "Rough ridin' down to Cuba like 'what's up bitcheeeeeeees!'"

[@thecaliscorpion6915]

I always come back for this one, flawless..

[@madarauchiha-bo3pd]

Okay, let's be real. This was the best beat/soundtrack in erb history.

[@zachzent8287]

Copy & Paste Watch Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter. That beat was better and it also had Dan Bull

[@zabdicastillo511]

Copy & Paste This was also one of my favorites along with justin bieber vs beethoven (for elise remix, yes please)

[@HectorGarcia-gh6ng]

the fuck are you on?

[@gavinmahoney5402]

Best beat goes to Frederick Douglass v Thomas Jefferson (However bad that battle may have been) or Hannibal v Jack the Ripper

[@rossmurdoch8786]

Copy & Paste this or Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter I think it's because of the bass and punch of the beat

[@dv823]

I think we all can agree that if Teddy didn’t say, “What’s up bitches?” We would have rioted

[@tonifcbarca]

@Franz Gebhard ?

[@x-snipo2137]

HAAHAHHAHAHa, yes

[@mikekasich836]

Years later and the lyrics are perfect

[@brianbeck6327]

Rough ridin down to Cuba!!! AUGHHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[@patrickalder4445]

corecd

[@24Jeffster]

This is the only battle where I legitimately can’t pick a winner. I literally love every line from both of them. The ascetics, instrumental, the beat, the disses… this one is perfect to me, I don’t think it will ever be topped, and I’m completely okay with that.

[@Jobby2077]

nearly 7 years and I swear this is still the best ERB. Both sides have excellent comebacks to each other

[@ayrtonbarmecide4912]

Teddy's line "I love competition!", is a reference to his stringent anti-monopoly laws

[@smartobsession7720]

Ayrton Barmecide *really?! That was the hardest line to put into context. Who would’ve known?!*

[@mememan2404]

@@smartobsession7720 are you being a prick right now?

[@smartobsession7720]

Farkas The Companion Yup.

[@doctorowl2812]

@@smartobsession7720 well stop

[@thepodcaster2608]

Or the fact that he would box while in the White House once boxing a general and having one of his blood vessels in his eye damaged

[@elmostos]

Cool fact that churchill's line about "ill be sober but youll still be roasted" it comes from an actual quote attributed to Churchill when he was called out as drunk and said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

[@redketchum9527]

Yeah I think I heard that on the infographics show

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Churchill is the biggest British badass to ever exist.

[@podemosurss8316]

Most of Churchill's lines come from actual Churchill quotes (in fact some of them come from one of his speeches, this speech: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZCvn5aMo8qWgqM ).

[@richardhobbs7360]

@@podemosurss8316 Just shows how he would destroy Teddy in a normal rap battle then if he can slide some decent bars into speeches

[@podemosurss8316]

@@richardhobbs7360 He was a master when it came to oratory, so yes.

[@MrThehoyce]

No ERB has better felt like a clash of two titans than this one.

[@The-Eye866]

Winston: “Your parents died and you’re asthmatic, hah.” Teddy: “I am going to nuke you.”

[@jangonauta]

This is not a battle, this is... a masterpiece... this has to be the biggest Tie in ERB history, Sometimes i just listen to it like a SONG in the background.

[@nevinsullivan9339]

Blackbeard vs Capone was one of the only other ones that even compares to the fire thrown in this one

[@mickymacanori1768]

I absolutely agree. I came to the comments specifically with the hope that someone else would say that this is absolutely a tie. I get goosebumps everytime they rap their lines and switch off. Glad that other comments confirm.

[@uiraideszen3223]

Exactly

[@NiuhiNui]

Joker vs. Pennywise is going to climb like a rocket on a ladder.

[@mgtocrateezspeaks3971]

I thought you were rhyming at first. Those first two lines rhymed.

[@ItsBearOfficial]

Finally an actual rap battle of HISTORY

[@ItsBearOfficial]

agreed

[@ericvane8987]

ItsBear martin Luther king vs ghandi?

[@ItsBearOfficial]

That was a while ago

[@limbolul]

Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible?

[@limbolul]

Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky?

[@macbeth5636]

It has been years....and I can't still decide.

[@bubbaacuna3652]

Same it's to hard

[@Datacom236]

I just realized that Theodore Roosevelt's opening line "Bully, a challenge, I love competition" is referring to his trust busting campaign.

[@michaelweninger106]

This definitely needs a sequel....

[@alexandra4real360]

OMG YES IT does!!

[@marcinsport1]

yep

[@fittzie]

Michael Weninger Hell yes

[@-aaa-aaa]

PLEASE ERB I BEG OF YOU

[@michaelweninger106]

Personally I just think Dan Bull didn't get to show case his real talent for speed in this one. If there was a sequel, I'd be afraid for Teddy once he started going faster, but either way, this was truly one of my favorites.

[@sirensis]

if there's one ERB that needs a sequel, it's this. this is TOO close

[@vladimirlenin876]

I don’t want either to win I want them to be a tie forever

[@josechavez9041]

@@vladimirlenin876 biggest facts

[@vladimirlenin876]

@Murica Meh oh I think you accidentally added the only time a. To your statement

[@vladimirlenin876]

@Murica Meh Like vodka

[@Shu577]

@@josechavez9041 indeed

[@dude7816]

It’s time for a rematch!

[@smeezesmeedleton5107]

I’ve watched this every day for the past 6 days and I have t gotten sick of it. It is truly a masterpiece! The beats and music and rhymes were all so goooood.

[@hhhweras8480]

EpicLloyd vs a Pringles packet

[@Saintie23]

pringles will mope the floor with epiclloyd

[@Alex_Nason]

cheezburger troll you mean part two?

[@ethanhall9376]

cheezburger troll 666th like

[@marcverus158]

cheezburger troll how about lays vs pringles packet interupted by doritos 😎

[@brendanpramsey]

Marc Verus lays don't you mean walkers

[@his04-34]

Flo from Progressive vs Jake from State Farm.

[@thisrandommemedealer5303]

lol yess😂

[@IsaacWiesner]

I didn't know I needed this until I saw it

[@fredhuggins921]

OH MY GOD!!!! That's so genius!!!!

[@gerlach1025]

and the geiko geko

[@xstanley22x40]

YES

[@Psa22-6]

This was probably peak ERB

[@Skyrim896]

This might just be the best rap battle ERB has ever created.

[@zarthemad8386]

the most balanced...... and fitting

[@Stingra87]

This was the real season finale.

[@foxnelson5113]

Stingra87 this is sadly not the finale

[@kev1257ful]

Fox Nelson why sadly?

[@Danification9]

L

[@mrflippers7864]

kev1257ful Because they've already done Pete vs Lloyd, and their battle was a bit meh.... so this is more worthy of a cliffhanger for the new season

[@polkarrty]

honestly i wouldnt have minded if the finale and thjis switched

[@ladyreverie7027]

The way that the Winston Churchill rapper actually got the delivery to sound the way Churchill spoke, absolutely brilliant.

[@civ64685]

Well the person that played churchill is dan bull, hes a british rapper

[@podemosurss8316]

Plus half his rhymes are actual quotes from his speeches. They have even quoted the "our finest hour" speech twice...

[@jezuzdagangzta5313]

Totally agree

[@bobbetterottmann2794]

Agreed

[@MMMaple]

especially the last line

[@FatherTime89]

I think I'd like to see a sequel to this more than any other ERB.

[@jakebissell7930]

Man this has got to be my favorite ERB ever.

[@chilliard120]

Was anyone else expecting FDR to take the third verse?

[@manfredvoncoolstuff6071]

I was expecting him to join eventually.....

[@PsychoticSpartan]

I like it better when they just stick with the two people named. Shouldn't need outside help to win a rap battle.

[@sammandanas6672]

Chilliard2000 yes

[@richardvaasone5658]

Who dat

[@chariolarios2797]

Yup

[@ikebeckman1074]

For anyone who doesn’t know the famous story that Roosevelt rebukes with, he was campaigning for president when a man approached him and shot him once right in the chest. The bullet didn’t puncture his chest muscle thanks to his FIFTY PAGE speech and an eyeglass case in his chest pocket. Roosevelt ignored the advice to go to the hospital and went on to speak for over an hour and a half. His opening comments establish him in my mind as the most badass US prez: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

[@seandlax9]

He never had the bullet removed either, he lived the remainder of his life, I think it was 6-7 years, with a goddamn bullet still lodged in his chest

[@surtofgods8265]

Yeah but it was only a .38 police special.

[@Justowner]

@@seandlax9 most bullets dont get removed even today, unless the doctor thinks leaving it in is too hazardous. The priority is to plug the hole and stop the bleeding.

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

That's totally savage. To get shot and brush it off like it was nothing.

[@bobxyzp]

What a beast

[@patrickpercefull8278]

Who won? I did, the viewer of this art. Who got second place? I'd go with Teddy.

[@h.m.p.2080]

Theodore hated being called teddy

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

😂 aww, little teddy bear

[@rnin689]

As an American I can say that Theodore Roosevelt is the most American person I’ve ever seen

[@boomboi130]

Idk he never got morbidly obese and yelled at cashiers for not being allowed to go in without a mask

[@tobyhanke3274]

@@boomboi130 I hate that its true but sadly it is. Disregarding flat out idiots (whoops, that's like half the country), Roosevelt is probably the most American man so far :V

[@ericgerard1648]

@@boomboi130 There are Karen's all over the world, there's only one Teddy Roosevelt.

[@boomboi130]

@@ericgerard1648 exactly

[@tobyhanke3274]

@@GabeHolm it's not political, it's a fact? Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated shouldnt be political

[@matthewdodd2260]

Winston Churchill vs Teddy Roosevelt *peels off sticker* Uk vs Us *peels off sticker* Brexit vs Trump

[@lordjub-jub5254]

*peel off sticker* Red vs Blue What?

[@Maw-uc5ft]

Peel off sticker Blue vs Red

[@nooneknows7268]

Matthew Dodd Why is that a meme

[@lordjub-jub5254]

*peel off sticker* Scarlet vs Indigo

[@SleepyReaper75]

Farrage V Trump

[@deanwickham3585]

There needs to be a part two to decide the winner. This is hands down the best ERB, period. I watch it multiple times a week.

[@notribadsvault]

This still goes unreasonably hard.

[@tylereli7593]

“My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn’t ditch me while they were alive like yours did!” i-

[@LoseThePhobia]

Tyler Eli that one hurt lol

[@afsdsdhsgjf]

That was not just a burn, that was entire flamethrower

[@julianpichardo5045]

Cezary Czyz a napalm strike my guy. A whole ass napalm strike

[@johnquaviousstudios5685]

F

[@jamesfitzgerald8267]

That was brutal.

[@EN_Lee]

I just realized Theodore Roosevelt used anti-trust laws against monopolies. "I love competition" makes a lot of sense now. Edit: Thanks for 4k likes. I come back to watch and it I see my comment up here, thanks.

[@mikekasich836]

Lmao i didnt even catch that 😂

[@OfficialAshArcher]

There are so many clever historical lines in this one

[@williamchristy9463]

Not only this, but he was an avid hunter, and wrestler.

[@Ixions]

You should google, "The man in the arena" by Theodore Roosevelt

[@Goliath5100]

He was called a “trust-buster” too, hence the line “I’ll bust a trust fund lush”. Honestly the writing in this one is staggering

[@Marcomanexists]

Whoever made this beat deserves a raise

[@confettiveda2460]

Roosevelt is so aggressively American while Churchill is aggressively British and I laugh every time.

[@majorsy-0325]

We seriously need a axis vs allies rap battle

[@manuelaguirre6335]

I said that like 3 years ago lmao

[@carolus4992]

Lol

[@aidengoosemorey3499]

Central powers rap

[@Eazy-ERyder]

BEEN there, done that..

[@melloyellogsxr]

Yes! I was thinking that myself..

[@amment.]

This is actually one of my most liked ERB‘s of all time. The battle lines, the aggressive way of rapping, the most american president and the best rhyme minister of all time.

[@adamdyota4285]

*rhyme minister

[@amment.]

Pardon.

[@korzbro35]

Hell yeah! Rhyme minister is fire :)

[@masterchief7301]

That ending when they start up the marching drums is fucking lit.

[@Da_Swifta]

Is your comment even english at this point? I feel like the concept of grammar went lost somewhere. But yeah, I agree

[@Blaze4364]

Even 7 years later this is still one of my all time favourite songs, and videos. Iconic, with amazing bars and incomparable disses. Thank you ERB for years of amazing work and content.

[@BigyetiTechnologies]

I've watched this so often it's beginning to fade from the Internet.

[@asemui8629]

When the American kid spills the british kids tea so he snatches his burger:

[@basedbattledroid3507]

More like the British kid spills the American kid's coca cola so he snatches his crumpet.

[@englandcountryhuman8588]

I laughed to hard at this

[@finnbathgate6187]

More like when some people in Boston spilled the brits tea into the harbour so they snatched their rifles

[@CortezCZTVProduction]

Bully a challenge!

[@thealmightygoose4717]

@@finnbathgate6187 nice

[@quangngocdao6696]

I just realized after all this time, that Teddy's opening line "I love competition" is a reference to him breaking up monopoly and encourage competition of the market :)

[@hewhobattles8869]

No shit? Man, i need to brush up on my history.

[@notreallyhere67]

Wasn't he also known as the Trust Buster or is that another president I have in mind?

[@NewGuy2534]

He was also crazy competitive. Seriously, one of his sons broke his collar bone during a football game and Teddy made damn sure he finished the game.

[@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961]

@@NewGuy2534 He also made American football more mainstream

[@praetorian9823]

He would also challenge random people (including world leaders) to boxing matches if he thought they could best him. Eventually an artillery officer punched out his retina, and his advisors basically commanded him to *stop challenging world leaders to fight you!* Which he did. Only to then install a wrestling mat in the oval office and master jujitsu. Absolute legend. That line about him being competitive is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

[@timothyhenegar7484]

There needs to be a round 2 of Teddy vs Winston. It was left at such a black and white cliff hanger they were both face to face to go at each other! 🤟🧐🤘

[@spl1c3]

Still to this day one of the best and most evenly matched ERBs. Both had phenomenal bars and although I’d say Roosevelt had the edge, Churchill put up one hell of a fight.

[@RawDiscovery]

that intro with the piano was the greatest thing ive ever heard

[@hotpocketreviews]

RawDiscovery agreed

[@siddganti3244]

RawDiscovery definitely

[@elafaith407]

Yessssssssss

[@levireyes6661]

RawDiscovery that the reason I wanted to listen to this

[@MicheleGardini]

Is a tribute to ragtime, the music of the first 1900. They used The entertainer by Scott Joplin, the most famous ragtime of the time.

[@fredererpower]

There is no winner as at the end they both showed signs of still going: Roosevelt got shot and kept going and Churchill said he will never surrender. This NEEDS a Part 2!

[@mitchellskene8176]

I agree

[@eroupopper]

That was a good ass battle!!!

[@outriderrasdin4966]

I'm agree with you

[@THETexzilla]

Part 2 - Winston Churchill & David Lloyd George vs. Franklin D. & Theodore Roosevelt

[@justinjones5048]

yessssss

[@DeetexSeraphine]

Ugh, argually one of the best ones, this one is.

[@1217BC]

I forgot how amazing this one was! I really can't pick a winner, they were both absolutely beautiful!