A true Southern gentleman always removes his hat indoors. That’s how the man saw through Cartman’s disguise.
@davidhong19343 жыл бұрын
He also didn't use a handkerchief to wipe his hands
@robertswitzer9903 жыл бұрын
@@davidhong1934 Bless his heart.
@julese51153 жыл бұрын
Something any true coloradoan should know
@roblangada45163 жыл бұрын
He was also not sipping a mint julep, poor form I do say.
@getarplayer59583 жыл бұрын
i mean there in colorado so there not in the south
@MikeDunn3 жыл бұрын
Basically anything where Cartman has a Southern accent is hilarious.
@tremblence3 жыл бұрын
75% of j-e-double u s had slaves only 2% of white people had slaves Look it up
@TheGreekPianist3 жыл бұрын
It even sounds like an accurate 1800s Southern accent lol
@TheUraniumCore3 жыл бұрын
"Only one thing remains certain: That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body."
@devincognito89323 жыл бұрын
@@tremblence aren’t many of them white
@evanbelisle84643 жыл бұрын
@@tremblence Jeuu?
@julfrancia3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio used Cartman's caracter in that episode as an inspiration for his role in Django Unchained. I'm calling that true method acting!
@markndlovu41243 жыл бұрын
Calvin Cartman
@Sinnerboy883 жыл бұрын
I was just about to ask was this filmed before or after Django Unchained because the moment I saw this and heard the accent I immediately thought of Calvin Candy! I just knew either this was inspired by Calvin in Django Unchained or Calvin was inspired by this!
@Amadeus84843 жыл бұрын
You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
@dvt00a3 жыл бұрын
@@Sinnerboy88 Both are inspired by something earlier
@Sinnerboy883 жыл бұрын
@@dvt00a Do you know what it is? Maybe an old Western? I'd like to know to check it out!
@Z0208523 жыл бұрын
"Screw you Sir, I'm goin' home" in character gets me every time.
@capncake88372 жыл бұрын
@Isobel Hodgson But in character as a southern gentleman.
@korystephens33182 жыл бұрын
It's just not Cartman without it
@gabesgaming7064 Жыл бұрын
I disregard you sir, I shall retire to my quarters.
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Lol 😆
@Divine_Rasta7 ай бұрын
"screw you suh" 😂😂😂
@CommieApe3 жыл бұрын
Cartman sniffing the cigar and tucking it away is so funny.
@davidhong19343 жыл бұрын
Man 9lonly smokes pure, 100% hand-rolled Cuban cigars. That's how you know he's rich.
@fanta57782 жыл бұрын
Cigar? they are in Colorado
@skipjack92552 жыл бұрын
@@fanta5778 cuban?
@joshlasky81382 жыл бұрын
@@fanta5778 so what? I smoke cigars and I live in NY
@fanta57782 жыл бұрын
@@joshlasky8138 the joke was those are probably blunts
@NTWoo953 жыл бұрын
“Stoo-dent at-ho-leets? Oh dat is bri’yant, sahhh!”
@tremblence3 жыл бұрын
White Republicans abolished slavery Jews fought to keep slavery active
@FirstNameLastName-qx8ii3 жыл бұрын
@@tremblence ok
@TheMusicalKnokcers3 жыл бұрын
sounded japanses to me Stoodento atholeeto
@Professor45553 жыл бұрын
@@tremblence those white republicans switched party names around the passing of the civil rights, genius,, the imbeciles fighting to keep the confederate status now are what your party is🤡
@bryanthardin84813 жыл бұрын
Well this is awkward
@christianhenson69243 жыл бұрын
The joke about comparing a student athlete to a slave was that they didn’t pay them because they were just given free food and housing like a slave would have been given for those of you who don’t seem to understand the joke.
@biscoito1r3 жыл бұрын
They wouldn't even give them food
@christianhenson69243 жыл бұрын
@@biscoito1r if your talking about the slaves they thought of them as cattle so the did feed them.
@toddjones14803 жыл бұрын
@@biscoito1r Yeah, my fucking scumbag eighth grade science teacher used to tell stories about his college roommate. The roommate was there on a basketball scholarship and my teacher used to laugh about how the guy was always starving because he didn’t have time for a job, his family was broke, and the school wasn’t allowed to feed him.
@williaml8403 жыл бұрын
@@christianhenson6924 No, they’re talking about the athletes. While the successful ones do end up becoming millionaires once they get signed on, in college they’re definitely in some aspects treated worse than slaves. Really the only defence the colleges have is that it’s voluntary, but that’s a poor defence.
@christianhenson69243 жыл бұрын
@@williaml840 ohhh okay 👌
@ShahiFriend2 жыл бұрын
That "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself here" kills me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivex91 Жыл бұрын
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye??!!
@SilhouetteJudas5 ай бұрын
@@ivex91The way he says lucrative is fucking hysterical
@XHuntinatorX3 жыл бұрын
Comedy is always best when there is a nugget of truth at it’s core.
@chrisjackson12153 жыл бұрын
This isn't a nugget; it's a documentary.
@Forgan_Mreeman3 жыл бұрын
factual dingleberries
@_Stormfather3 жыл бұрын
Its* core Sorry, no comedy in this comment, only truth
@XHuntinatorX3 жыл бұрын
@@_Stormfather Sue me... better yet, come up with one of your own :-).
@kevinm41573 жыл бұрын
All comedy relies upon that, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relate to it.
@lobbyskids23 жыл бұрын
What makes this funnier is that it’s Trey Parker and Matt Stones former college.
@knop90303 жыл бұрын
@@batman4y2k weird comment to make in a south park video that has nothing to do with what you just said.
@CrazyMunky843 жыл бұрын
South Park is supposed to be a play on Littleton. Close to U of C at Boulder where they were raised essentially. Therefore the closest college to South Park would be U of C at Boulder.
@Run1873 жыл бұрын
@@knop9030 the video about slaves? Where a Hispanic man said he is sick of the treatment blacks get eg reparations and yet his race who served as slaves receive nothing. Slavery is literally the subject of the video..
@lyricalmike71623 жыл бұрын
@@batman4y2k Why would you ask Spaniards for reparation? I’m Hispanic too, be grateful to Spain, Hispanic means that you were born in a country once part of the glorious Spanish Empire.
@lyricalmike71623 жыл бұрын
@@tchaika2697 You’ve been brainwashed by a liberal education and that’s depressing. They had no racial hierarchies first of all, this is a lie spread against them. Secondly, their religious zealousness is a good thing, they evangelized the world and saved so many from the fate of barbarism, this is wonderful.
@AllHailNannerpuss3 жыл бұрын
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university" 😂
@THETEMPLEWILDCATS3 жыл бұрын
Perfect statement 😂😂😂
@peterg76yt3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he does think that.
@teeniemclane39303 жыл бұрын
"Universitay" 😂
@4DeMS3 жыл бұрын
The little hidden gems Matt and Trey leave us are just precious
@mfawls96243 жыл бұрын
Therefore student loan debt forgiveness will happen. Defaulting costs the university industry money.
@a1wireless19643 жыл бұрын
While laughing my ass off, I realized how spot-on this was on so many different levels
@Yahsword49502 жыл бұрын
Yet you still live in your happy country knowing they just gave you Truth. America is enslavement
@a1wireless19642 жыл бұрын
@@Yahsword4950 and please don't forget it
@Yahsword49502 жыл бұрын
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh Hey, the scriptures talk bad about America. It will be destroyed. You don't see America with binoculars like other's do who know it's wicked and a cursed nation.
@Yahsword49502 жыл бұрын
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I'm American. Born in florida near pahokee, raised by the Okeechobee lake. I know America. I'm not foreign. I know that America is wicked to it's core and I don't live in America anymore because i choose freedom of oppression. But you on the other hand don't understand America's system. Tell me, why do you pay taxes and where does taxes come from? You know that's your hard earned money that they're taking from you right? Imagine keeping all 100% of that money that you make out of your paycheck. State, and federal taxes. Do you know why parking tickets exist. Do you know why traffic tickets exist? Do you know the difference between a magistrate judge and a judicial jude everytime you step into a court house? What about calling out their oaths? You boast about america but you do not know it's system. You don't know that through your social security number they are robbing you blind through something called "The strawman", are you wise enough to search all of this or just live in ignorance Forever? Do you know why you have a Birth certificate? Do you know the origin of it? People in america avoid taxes or try to avoid taxes because they know taxation is a burden and it hurts your pockets and things that you want to do you have to put off to the side until you can get your money right to do do. But if there was no taxes then whatever it is that you want to do would come sooner to you Learn life or be subject to those who rule over you. You live in w fantasy country. You have no idea what's going on. Do
@Yahsword49502 жыл бұрын
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh look, don't be that Guy. Ok. If someone told you a lie, you'll look into it before calling it a conspiracy theory. If someone told you the truth, you'll look into it before judging the cause of it and calling it a conspiracy theory. You see, America has brainwashed the people into calling thing's conspiracy theories because they know that these people will not go and do their in debth research on the matter and will just believe the government. You on the other hand i see, automatically call thing's conspiracy theories. Even if i do give you proof you'll look over the surface of it and will not dig deep to get the understanding of the matter. I'm against the Wickedness that goes on in America. You're all for it because you will not research anything even if someone does give you the key to the answer you'll just call it a conspiracy theory. You'll say you'll look into it but throw it away because you don't want to see the Truth. It's better for you to remain in ignorance.
@lforster23 жыл бұрын
The way he says student athletes is fucking poetry. I love this clip so much
@rogersmith84803 жыл бұрын
He meant to say student slaves :)
@hughmungus83403 жыл бұрын
STOODENT ATHOOLEETS
@justdev89652 жыл бұрын
LMAO you made me laugh even more. I didn't think that was possible. Not so at all!
@AllYourMemeAreBelongToUs Жыл бұрын
0:54 “Stoo-dint a-thoo-leets...”
@T--xk3hf10 ай бұрын
Ho ho, that is brilliant sah!!
@FireryNight3 жыл бұрын
"I ain't arguing if they get paid how we all make our money" should be an amazon slogan
@justicewarrior91873 жыл бұрын
@@alexandermonday3017 20$ per hour??? HOLLY SHIT!!! Come to Europe for the same job and get 3.5$ per hour!!!! You poor por crybaby Amuricans
@williamherman90653 жыл бұрын
It's not already?
@bananesalee70863 жыл бұрын
Eastern europe ?
@Lorgar643 жыл бұрын
@@justicewarrior9187 Funnily enough Amazon's also lobbying for a higher minimum wage. You know, one their competition can't pay. "We don't have a monopoly, it's just too expensive to compete with us."
@lukyguy12403 жыл бұрын
Dud they pay really well. Just work you to death but it's one of the best gigs in town far as I'm concerned, for unskill d labor. If you get a good shift or good building it's pretty cool.
@seanr33013 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. South Park is genius at exposing the hypocrisies of the world. It's insane athletes at a college level don't make money from merchandise that is sold using their names while these institutions rake in millions. Most of these athletes will never go pro they should be at least getting a piece of the pie if someone buys their college jersey with their name on the back of it.
@jdsr4c3 жыл бұрын
They don’t rake in just millions. They rake in billions! It’s insane!
@seanr33013 жыл бұрын
@@jdsr4c Very true.
@jerobriggs68613 жыл бұрын
Like internships.
@rayhjr723 жыл бұрын
well they do get a free education. So they are getting paid ...with knowledge. that's more powerful than the all mighty dollar
@Gorilla_Jones3 жыл бұрын
@@rayhjr72 🤣😆😂🙄🤦🏻♂️🤔😢
@AwayFromSirens3 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is how he stays in character even while angrily walking out
@Zorichai3 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja you’re right
@Toxicz322 жыл бұрын
LOL I just noticed the hand gesture he does while he says it
@JackPool-lq8ux3 жыл бұрын
1:56 the best “screw you, I’m going home” from Cartman. 👏 👏 👏
@hiighway75703 жыл бұрын
Music to my ears 😭
@alfredhinton87923 жыл бұрын
Screw you Sur, I’m going home. This was the funniest one
@Cyberbeagle10003 жыл бұрын
Genuinely LOLed there
@xavierblackler58613 жыл бұрын
Every other screw you guys is trash compared to this 😂
@asadhollow64773 жыл бұрын
Yeah for someone who seen South Park on KZbin clip
@psauce98373 жыл бұрын
“Ma peaches what a Wonderful office you got yourself hereyah!”
@sgt.horvath70233 жыл бұрын
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business don'tchee
@erusthaliel15683 жыл бұрын
@@sgt.horvath7023 Well lemme get right down to it then
@deepakddx3333 жыл бұрын
Binod
@yeceylewis19423 жыл бұрын
🤣
@chriswalls56483 жыл бұрын
I've seen this loads of times and today was the first time I noticed he said "My peaches".
@jw13433 жыл бұрын
"Screw you sah, ahm goin home" Gold.
@knockout9242 жыл бұрын
I love how he says “I’ll give you 40 for the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks” like if he’s going super high 🤣
@jounik89802 жыл бұрын
1 donky was 20 and black family of 8 was 10
@alexalien98242 жыл бұрын
Three fifty
@jasonc46412 жыл бұрын
$40 for two white ones $50 for a black one
@knockout9242 жыл бұрын
@@jasonc4641 ….no. That’s not what he said . He said FIFTY for the blacks 😂
@marlonlevinton33632 жыл бұрын
@@knockout924 You both quoted it wrong. He says "I'd be willing to offer ya 40 dollars for TWO of the white ones and fifty for the blacks."
@bobholly38433 жыл бұрын
They just passed it in the Supreme Court or something that college athletes can now be paid & receive endorsements from outside companies.
@Shanethefilmmaker3 жыл бұрын
On one hand that's good news. On the other hand the NCAA is probably gonna find a way to take a huge chunk of it.
@Edward_Nebiolo3 жыл бұрын
Yup they were way overdue for payment for their sporting events
@JA-mj1zr3 жыл бұрын
Wait do you actually think coaches weren’t paying kids to go to their schools lol
@hatchmaster_57453 жыл бұрын
Brace for the jim crow laws
@demongraves3 жыл бұрын
But the universities still won't be paying them. Under slavery, especially later on, some owners allowed their slaves to go work for wages part-time....
@michaelbrown16273 жыл бұрын
This has aged really well after the latest ruling against the NCAA.
@misterrightuk3 жыл бұрын
What’s the latest ruling?
@Sazuri3 жыл бұрын
@@misterrightuk you have the pay the student athletes
@OIFVET12B5113 жыл бұрын
You truly don't pay attention to news I see. The universities don't have to pay them. The athletes are allowed now to make money off their name and brand. They can sign autographs and I believe sell their own merchandise. Things like that. But the schools do not have to pay them a salary still.
@michaelbrown16273 жыл бұрын
@@OIFVET12B511 who gives a shit?
@michaelbrown16273 жыл бұрын
@DeadlyKitten-15 what?! South Park is fake? I thought it was a documentary.
@ericmiller57483 жыл бұрын
As a student athlete myself, I can say this is a amazing representation.
@RHBR012 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "STU-dent ATH-e-LETE"?
@Yahsword49502 жыл бұрын
But you just got truth and you still live in your enslavement. You don't even look up the history of the whole collegiate level of sports not paying their athlete's. But are making money off of the athlete's faces in video games. Enslavement at it's best.
@thomasmule58692 жыл бұрын
And do those athletes not get scholarships and a free education that other students have to pay 100k for?
@DerickMasai2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmule5869 Right right right. Lets expore a bit further than that shall we? Do these students play games that attract national interest? Are schools directly benefitting from this attention financially? Is said benefit more than 100k? Are the students being paid their fair share for any amount over 100k? Is this attention raising the profile of these achools to attract even for students who have to pay this 100k? Are these students who are paying out of pocket many times over the number of athletes? Please, let's engage 🙏
@brandynhenry71072 жыл бұрын
@@DerickMasai unless you play D1 FBS football or for a handful of basketball programs youre a financial net drain on the school. Football pays for literally everything else in the athletic department except basketball which usually is about breakeven give or take. Entire budgets of small D1 schools are paid for by taking an ass whooping or two a year at big programs like Alabama or Ohio State in football
@jentazim2 жыл бұрын
0:02 The line "A representative from another *Prestigious* Institution is here to see you." is delivered so perfectly. It setups up the rest of the scene beautifully.
@sebastianwardana15273 жыл бұрын
STU dent ATHU leeeeeeets!
@foreignheart22223 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hovardov3 жыл бұрын
uh-oh, this is brilliant sir!
@kingme53213 жыл бұрын
Wait can someone explain I'm dense
@edwinsoto69323 жыл бұрын
@@kingme5321 Student athletes are not paid salaries by the universities they work for. If I remember correctly, Cartman wants to know the universities' secret to having slaves (i.e. unpaid workers). Thus, when he tells Cartman they are "student athletes", Cartman assumes he is using a euphemism to refer to his slaves.
@JuniorJuni0703 жыл бұрын
@@kingme5321 change your name. Any man who must say he is the king Is not.. a true...king.
@SteveLinGuitar3 жыл бұрын
"This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty!" - Eric Cartman
@paranormallettuce72273 жыл бұрын
That’s a George washing quote silly
@petermcgill34053 жыл бұрын
povertay
@MsCEE20112 жыл бұрын
@@paranormallettuce7227 t Neffxx,,
@cristitanase61302 жыл бұрын
A small jab at Amazon
@cryptolife50552 жыл бұрын
Well cartman is right
@TotallyNotALolicon3 жыл бұрын
“There are good reasons for why are student athletes can’t get paid” Not anymore there’s not
@TheAzynder3 жыл бұрын
What were the good reasons and why are they no longer valid? If you don't mind me asking.
@Kaliflor873 жыл бұрын
@@TheAzynder There were three main arguments the NCAA used to justify not paying student athletes: 1. They're already getting paid by receiving tuition, course materials, and housing. 2. Allowing students to make money, not just NIL, would create an unfair recruiting field because athletes would go to the places with the highest pay. 3. An idea of "amateurism" which boils down to a premise that Universities should not be the place for professional sports. These points get a lot more complex, and none of them were accepted by the Supreme Court, but these are the reasons student athletes haven't been able to make money for over 100 years.
@VaeVictus173 жыл бұрын
There never was a good reason.
@democratsshoulddowhatpeped78363 жыл бұрын
Only true reason is the big owners being greedy
@TheAzynder3 жыл бұрын
@@Kaliflor87 Pretty much the kinda nonsense I expected. Thanks for the reply. :)=
@Clippers16 Жыл бұрын
When Cartman says “student athletes that is brilliant sir” never fails to crack me up. The delivery is perfect
@vivian948628 күн бұрын
I agree that line always makes me laugh so hard 😭 When is cartman delivery’s not perfect
@sk8legendz3 жыл бұрын
Every best Cartman moment needs to be compiled onto a floppy disk and kept in a vault in a bunker so that way when the world ends we still have him
@capncake88373 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@DJSamsonofficial2 жыл бұрын
You're gonna need at least a ZIP disk for that.
@troykinnison45752 жыл бұрын
What is a Floppy DISK You speak of good sir
@DJSamsonofficial2 жыл бұрын
@@troykinnison4575 old type of memory storage like USB drive or CD's. It had about 1.44mb of storage.
@walterjose11042 жыл бұрын
They ll be no electricity 😂🔌😲🤯🤔🤦♂️😆😆
@olivierdk23 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard a better description of the NCAA in a while.
@bhaine133 жыл бұрын
It's the best description of NCAA I've ever heard
@Monopolist913 жыл бұрын
If you factor the whole student debt thing, it's describes a lot more than student-athletes.
@trippy_nation53003 жыл бұрын
@@russelllukenbill underrated comment
@ThatGuyCanmanNC3 жыл бұрын
"This country was founded on the idea that one corporation could not hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" This statement is really really funny
@leahflower99243 жыл бұрын
did cartman say "my peaches"? lmao it reminds me of every southern rock band
@nikolastojkovic826 Жыл бұрын
@@leahflower99249
@jenniferwebb59542 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: This aired 13 months BEFORE Django Unchained was released in theatres lol
@tedhorwitz4303 жыл бұрын
this aged sooo well.
@ppunion3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this clip seems so absurd but is actually rooted in reality speaks VOLUMES about the greed and corruption in student athlete sports. Cartman is the best! :D
@ras5733 жыл бұрын
athalete*
@Mp57navy3 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING South Park rips on is satirical version of reality.
@_Stormfather3 жыл бұрын
Not just sports. Colleges in general are just ways to get as much money out of their customers (not going to validate them by calling them students) as they can, in exchange for as little as they can manage
@Karathos2 жыл бұрын
I bet Colin Kaepernick saw this scene and it became the basis for the whole Netflix movie.
@irvinmorales14092 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true!
@winterxx15552 жыл бұрын
This South Park clip refers to an issue in the NCAA, not the NFL though. Most people are not going to be interested in Kaperdick’s movie.
@juandiegotorres96322 жыл бұрын
@@winterxx1555 exactly this video debunks his BS argument pretty well kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJe0gImuppygo68
@lukemurray49502 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an NFL multi millionaire and comparing yourself to a slave. This is how disconnected people are today from slavery. They don't get it at all. At least with this joke the students actually make bank but don't get any of the money and just get basic things covered like a slave.
@e.a.corral47132 жыл бұрын
He h his followers don't have a life? Sit on the couch? Do they realize that this is a slap against reparations for SLAVERY? Will get around to watching South Park DVDS I bought@ GOODWILL.
@jaycepero80692 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure this episode predates Django, but that’s Calvin Candie all day.
@wandanemer26302 жыл бұрын
I didn't predate Django, but it's so funny that Cartman plays Candie THIS well!
@jaycepero80692 жыл бұрын
@@wandanemer2630 Django was released in 2012, this episode of South Park was first shown in 2011.
@streetbob953 жыл бұрын
Too late, Cartman, the Supreme Court heard you!
@croweater13 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, I thought of this scene the moment I heard the ruling!!
@ikigai473 жыл бұрын
They should have also ruled for retroactive payments for the past NCAA stars that got the slave whip yet never made money in the pros to make up for it. What a scam they had going.
@foreignheart22223 жыл бұрын
" $40 for 2 of the white ones and $50 for the blacks" 😂😂😂😂😂
@07075653 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@VLAD_P_3 жыл бұрын
That’s a great deal ..
@koffiegast3 жыл бұрын
@Happy DeLarge the word slave originates from the Slavic people, yes white people, who were enslaved in masses.
@tomfoolery77973 жыл бұрын
@Happy DeLarge A slav is white though or am I just getting color blind while looking at google images.
@blackbird56343 жыл бұрын
@Happy DeLarge true, they indenture themselves to Walmart, and McDonald's and other low wage corporations or join the military and they NEVER understand their position as slaves in the system.
@Widderic3 жыл бұрын
"Mahhh Peaches what a wondaful office ya got heay nyah!" God I love Cartman.
@w64672 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@judaprophet215192 жыл бұрын
Platinum
@endoresu2 жыл бұрын
nyah~
@TheNightWatcher13852 жыл бұрын
“You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a university?!” Best line in this scene.
@dezznutz37433 жыл бұрын
"Do you mean our student athletes?" "Student athletes." That is brilliant sir." "Now when it come to video games and name and likeness, how do we get around paying our slav...I mean 'student athletes, then?" Pure South Park gold.
@snosaerable3 жыл бұрын
totally blew me away figuring what this clip was about, lol
@riftvallance20873 жыл бұрын
And hes kinda right
@heyyoitsmebrian3 жыл бұрын
this is the exact reason why NCAA 2014 was the last ncaa football game. because they couldnt figure out how to not pay the athletes but also use their likeness
@Dreamer194542 жыл бұрын
Not from the US, can you explain?
@wandzaa2 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamer19454 universities don't pay their student athletes, although they do get money from their likeness. In very funny way with this bit SP is playing with idea that student athletes are slaves
@TaylorJohnson13 жыл бұрын
“I ain’t arg-in!”
@xx-mx9mj3 жыл бұрын
When he said that I scrolled pass this ha
@jarnodatema3 жыл бұрын
@@xx-mx9mj me too
@retrovcr7773 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@princesteez56273 жыл бұрын
You fine TJ
@jimarbrown4032 жыл бұрын
@@xx-mx9mj I did too 😂😂😂
@ZingsVideos3 жыл бұрын
This was a groundbreaking documentary.
@justdev89652 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaaaa
@SouthernGothicYT3 жыл бұрын
the "I aint arguin'!" is so perfect
@appalachianoperator3 жыл бұрын
This is the best shit on colleges ever taken
@Minjarez963 жыл бұрын
Just facts
@johnjones_15013 жыл бұрын
It's funny, I worked for a university's public safety department, where I was both paid a normal wage, and received free college classes. No one ever argued that they didn't have to pay us because we were already getting a free education, and we didn't have to keep our grade averages, or pass our classes to stay eligible to work. But then you flip around to the student athletes, who make billions of dollars for the colleges, and the universities were not paying them, because they were getting "free classes". The kids getting torn up on the football field couldn't get paid and receive free classes, but those of us telling you where you could or could not park your car in the garage outside the stadium were both getting paid and free classes and health insurance and vacation and sick days. Hell, I think there was even a free daycare if we had a child. Couldn't pay the athletes though, because that would have been unfair.
@an-cx1ho2 жыл бұрын
paying them at this point would be detrimental to their careers and create social divide
@aanuosunade5752 жыл бұрын
@@an-cx1ho what do you mean it would be detrimental? I always thought it was stupid because you couldn't get a scholarship if you made money off your likeness before college too. who would it even create a social divide with?
@an-cx1ho2 жыл бұрын
@@aanuosunade575 detrimental because it is easy money and showering young kids with easy money makes them lazy and they need to train hard at this point not enjoy highlife. time for that will come later, for some of them. and making some kids rich would create a social divide between them and the rest of the students. many of these kids are dumb as fuck, they can only run forward, jump and catch. the trappings of easy money are especially dangerous to those.
@devonsosa83502 жыл бұрын
@UCC0VXNpLLvP5JrFHuwrBx9w wtf? Shut the fuck up. If they want to act stupid with thier money its up to them cuz it's THIERS. And honestly watching some of the shit these "adult" NFL and NBA players do with the money they're supposed to be sooo much more mature with has me in shock. You've never seen cribs stupid?
@judaprophet215192 жыл бұрын
Well, I do declare
@dominikcicic96493 жыл бұрын
His red hair, sideburns and moustache are right on point for this one. 🤣🤣
@dentonthomas56223 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the southern accent. I think they frickin nailed it. With the older dialect too.
@tiarnan763 жыл бұрын
The first slave owner in America was Anthony Johnson - a black man...... Finally - you've been red pilled
@veloc1233 жыл бұрын
@@tiarnan76 he was also jewish
@StuTheDon173 жыл бұрын
He looks a lot like Leo Di Caprio from Django Unchained
@jordythecat71812 жыл бұрын
“Listen, we have good reasons why our student athletes cannot got paid, young man,” the man says before not elaborating or explaining at all
@DarkArtistKaiser2 жыл бұрын
That's usually how it goes. "WE have a good reason to not do this thing, but we won't elaborate cause that would then show we have no real good fucking reason. Other than lining our own pockets."
@micahsmith-el19052 жыл бұрын
@x preach
@whitemagicalhat284410 ай бұрын
"Look, there are...good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid, young man." I like the audible pause there, as though he's trying to justify it himself.
@VideoJamesNZ3 жыл бұрын
"Screw you, Sir! I'm going home" 🤣🤣🤣 Cartman doesn't really say "Screw you guys, I'm going home" anymore, that was a brilliant callback! 😂
@ntokozodlamini68882 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how much emotion they can express with such a simplistic animation style 😂😂
@Mr.D343 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest Eric Cartman moments. Each time i laugh like it is the first time i'm watching it 😀😀😀
@emperornapoleon62043 жыл бұрын
“Screw you, sah! I’m goin’ home.”
@jacksonsinclair26153 жыл бұрын
This is honestly too true. I unfortunately played college football on scholarship because I'm from a poor family and wanted to get an education without putting myself in student loan debt. Lucky for me I broke my back playing the game and now I'm losing function in my legs and my penis and walking with a cane probably will be a in a wheelchair soon. Sometimes I wet myself because I can't control my bladder.The worst part is to think that if I had been working I would be covered in injury compensation. The university just threw me out on the street and treated me like shit. I struggled through multiple surgeries trying to finish my degree. I finished but now my body is so messed up idk what I'm going to do. What's worse is the University's are supposedly the leaders in being progressive in our society. But really they don't give a shit about anything but money.
@rogersmith84803 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right. We are nothing, but slaves to these university or college corporations. I am very truly sorry for what happen to you. I know you will get better. Take care.
@killaken20003 жыл бұрын
I'm really sorry to hear this. There should be some safety nets like workman's comp for athletes injured during games or training. I wish you the best.
@bretthess63763 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear it. I went to two major universities and they both treated me like shit. I was absolutely nothing but a cash cow to them. I tried going out for two different sports and was not even considered because I was "too short". 5 foot nine, the same height as Babe Ruth. I could run the 100 M in 11 flat, throw 200 feet with pinpoint accuracy, benchpress 320 pounds, stuff like that. They wouldn't even let me try out. Guess I was lucky. Oh, and my degrees are worthless, too. And I consider myself blessed, as I survived all they put me through. and I'm happy, healthy, and not living in the street, where they obviously wanted to put me. Good luck!
@morpheus63943 жыл бұрын
Shit...
@ViolettaD14853 жыл бұрын
Ever see the movie "Rain People"? Watch for the back-story of James Caan's character.
@TJDious3 жыл бұрын
Screw you, sah! I'm goin' home.
@jdfli78102 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy goes "A What?" when the secretary says another prestigious institution. Then toward the end of the clip he refers to his school as a prestigious university.
@thepaleemperor34453 жыл бұрын
"My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself hya" - brilliant.
@Tortuga23233 жыл бұрын
This is still one of Cartman greatest moments
@1krani3 жыл бұрын
And now the NCAA is facing heat for a case they just lost over not paying their student athletes or allowing them to make money off their own likeness.
@baberzeb47893 жыл бұрын
Atholetes*
@rafaelpedro94943 жыл бұрын
Yeah ...even in movies they pay the family of the deceased for a CGI likeness (“loopholes” is jargon of the rich)
@1krani3 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelpedro9494 They excuse it with credits for not paying for classes. But then, if they paid their student atholetes a salary for playing on the team, the students could just pay for their own classes and pocket the rest.
@yahyasky72523 жыл бұрын
"Screw you sir, I'm going home." So elegant
@brettmacinnis62523 жыл бұрын
I love how he takes a big whiff of the cigar and puts it in his jacket
@stewartlynch78593 жыл бұрын
I played Southern characters on stage and just looking at Cartman's performance in this clip brought back memories
@stopsign16263 жыл бұрын
Lynch...Name checks out
@staticcling12882 жыл бұрын
Fast forward to 2021 Colin Krappernick NFL slavery commercial this Southpark episode doesnt seem as outrageous 😂
@SamuraiVertHD5 ай бұрын
This is golden with and without context😂
@JakeGoodmanYT3 жыл бұрын
Who's here after the NCAA passed that every athlete in the country will be able to make money from endorsements and other ventures?
@ALRIHAE3 жыл бұрын
This clip was the first thing I thought about when I heard the news. "Student athletes, that is brilliant sir" haha
@SimSays3 жыл бұрын
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@ALRIHAE3 жыл бұрын
@@SimSays wat
@red__guy3 жыл бұрын
So this is why the video went up to my recommended... America is weird with the college sports... Hey but my uni had a cs;go and LOL league but they won't build a 40 pcs with 3080gtx for that... The 3080gtx here are for training neural networks.
@toms.a.savage72323 жыл бұрын
The NCAA did not "pass it," they were forced to by the US Supreme Court ruling in favor of the student athletes being able to receive endorsement deals off their names/likenesses.
@cnh21322 жыл бұрын
A classic, if ever there was one "i'm going home" finisher from cartman! Priceless!!! ❤️
@trentaviouscofield11513 жыл бұрын
"I ain't arguin'" is my new catchphrase
@rumbleman65 Жыл бұрын
That bit of music when he walks in is just brilliant 😂😂
@ZappelFly3 жыл бұрын
The best version of "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming67492 жыл бұрын
I love how Cartman drops the accent when he's whispering
@boataxe46053 жыл бұрын
This gives me hope that some Supreme Court justices watch South Park.
@LordsofMedia3 жыл бұрын
Reality IS South Park now.
@grogery15703 жыл бұрын
They lack the intelligence.
@Zoggest3 жыл бұрын
Last week tonight had a great piece about this issue as well if you're interested.
@DerrickRG3 жыл бұрын
@@grogery1570 Libtard alert.
@Pandaman943 жыл бұрын
This is pure genius and I love it so much.
@MiaogisTeas3 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand this until a coworker explained it. It's not satire, it's just news. I'm still appalled, even if they can now be paid for their endorsement.
@thoumotherdearest90413 жыл бұрын
@John Smith slow down, why tf gotta bring that into this? As far as I’m aware colleges aren’t actively trying to turn its students into Marxist far leftists, your free to prove me wrong
@anrit59723 жыл бұрын
@Angelwing Nipple Degrees that are needed to be employed in the institution and don’t even pay enough to repay the student loan unless you live in your car.
@afsilver073 жыл бұрын
@@thoumotherdearest9041 what can you expect from a guy called John Smith
@neovenom98333 жыл бұрын
@@thoumotherdearest9041 aren't a lot of uni's forcing students to follow certain courses that have nothing to do with their degree? Also forget uni, the start in middle school now with CRT.
@edwinsoto69323 жыл бұрын
@@neovenom9833 They're teaching college-level legal theory to middle-schoolers? Where?
@TheMojo782 жыл бұрын
This is so true . Eric Cartman is a legend in his own lifetime.
@tearupnationinc.71993 жыл бұрын
Calvin Candie of Candyland Plantation. Quentin has some explaining to do.
@RandKin Жыл бұрын
I would watch an entire season of Cartman being this.
@TulsaSooner19793 жыл бұрын
This was so brilliant. What's even more amazing is the voice acting (doing Cartman voice and giving it a Col. Sanders accent).
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Жыл бұрын
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university!” THE ACCURACY.
@TheBettysims Жыл бұрын
THE MUSIC WHEN CARTMAN ENTERS THE ROOM!!! 🤣🤣 💀
@kenttyler12433 жыл бұрын
"what a wonderful office you got here, you certainly got yourself a lucrative business don't gee? LMAO
@toptenguy13 жыл бұрын
I love how the NCAA's reasoning is basically "Because we made that decision long ago, and it's always been like this". lol
@anthonysheehan3613 жыл бұрын
Yup....and that is almost exactly the same reasoning a racist or boomer uses, when they complain about anything that changes. Weird isn't it?
@cpob20133 жыл бұрын
Well originally 100 years ago it was just voluntary, playing for fun outside of class. There was no money in it. But then people gathered to watch so the schools built stands and charged admission and offered uniforms and traveling and even free tuition for the players. It had grown so that now there was money in it, but they never had to pay the players before so they still don't want to.
@Mp57navy3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonysheehan361 It's almost as if conservatism tries to keep things as they are?
@tsriftsal35813 жыл бұрын
@@Mp57navy exactly! Things need to always change so that those implementing the change can exploit the change with maximum efficiency.
@TheAlps362 жыл бұрын
Sounds like most of the US in general
@h.mflagler356 Жыл бұрын
“We’re not talking about slave ownership TALL”
@zekenotech2 жыл бұрын
Love how the College owner at no point gave a reason why they weren't paying the athletes. Just kept dodging and denying.
@Yodumeee2 жыл бұрын
They are. $200,000 in tuition alone and 99% of them will never make a living in sports. Good deal for most. But people are whiny pussies nowadays
@silvos89032 жыл бұрын
@@Yodumeee that the college will make back at least doubled. The NCAA is a giant scam. Most college coaches are paid equal to Pro Sport coaches. Bigger schools are businesses. Cartman is actually dead on here.
@jerrymaher934210 ай бұрын
master got me working aged well
@Soulgraven3 жыл бұрын
The satire is absolutely brilliant. Cartman's vernacular and dialect are spot on. Almost pissed my pants laughing.
@OlleForsberg2 жыл бұрын
Has to be one of the top three South Park scenes ever.
@Hobiexoxo Жыл бұрын
I ain’t arguin’!
@dylanrasmussen15523 жыл бұрын
The finger point at the second " Stoo-dent Ath-O- Leets" is fking priceless.
@danpierce8862 Жыл бұрын
As a former "student-athlete" this isnt the part where we become slaves. We become slaves after our student debt skyrockets.
@mg-by7uu3 жыл бұрын
This character should really do an episode about the Olympics
@cishansen41622 жыл бұрын
We really need more Eric P. Cartman moments in South Park.
@98hunterj3 жыл бұрын
This “screw you im going home” hits different than the others
@azelorian1462 жыл бұрын
Sadly this was the last time we hear this quote
@justdev89652 жыл бұрын
@@azelorian146 that's good. You don't want to eat anything after the cherries
@ishmael8023 жыл бұрын
The satire in this show is so strong! Comparing student athletes to slaves and making a statement. Amazing
@Jwilliams8132 жыл бұрын
Wtf bro I thought you were me when I read this comment lmaooo
@williamherman90653 жыл бұрын
This is in my Top 5 All Time Funniest TV/Movie segments that I have ever seen. I can still clearly remember the first time I saw this... I laughed so hard and for so long. Completely uncontrollable laughter! First off, the entire Episode was fantastic! It was (still is) poignant, accurate, smart, and most of all, hilarious! But when _this scene_ came up, I lost it. Just the entire premise and how Cartman goes about it all in such a _matter of fact_ way... perfect. Perfect Comedy Gold!
@KnightofFunnyJunk3 жыл бұрын
I love how Cartman is so comedically incapable of reading a room he believes that their conversation is being monitored in secret and not that he's make a fool of himself.
@CaptainDoomsday2 жыл бұрын
Well, the guy does have a bunch of young men doing lucrative work for him while being paid nothing. That sure does look like slavery, even if you can't call it that.
@Mike197373 жыл бұрын
Cartman is OG. He tells it like it is. 😂😂
@badgerx51 Жыл бұрын
Did he just explain the American civil war in the last 10 seconds?
@jonathan199473 жыл бұрын
Eric walked in and magically knew there was a cigarette in that golden box
@paulbrule58972 жыл бұрын
It's a cigar box
@brendanhulla5 ай бұрын
“Screw you suh, I’m goin’ home” gets me every time
@aarots12 жыл бұрын
RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!
@illuminocalypse5210 Жыл бұрын
That thing Cartman does with his mouth at 1:36 is priceless