Eric we don't want you to die

[@BazingaBro]

heidi holding the stereo while cartman berates her in rap form will never fail to make me laugh

[@OwnedEpicStyle]

This show is comedy gold

[@mikiroony]

@Aleksandar Samardzic totally

[@nave7537]

Yeah, but you guys, you don't understand With my girlfriend, it's like I'm living in quicksand

[@psychxmania]

i completely agree.

[@bboi1489]

I feel so bad for her.

[@memoryholder2]

This song has no business being as fire as it is

[@artofcujo]

Mans spitting bars

[@leezgamingz6317]

Blake Demers XD

[@maximbon603]

666 likes

[@SnoopCatts]

FACTS 😂🤣 but it really is🔥

[@harrychalcraft6371]

Trey Parker is an excellent song writer

[@cklounge2096]

I love it when Eric seeks attention like this

[@cklounge2096]

Cosmic Landscape lmao

[@Nomadickiller]

Right

[@diamondynamite]

What if nobody did anything to stop it

[@nero3948]

@@diamondynamite real life

[@psychxmania]

same

[@MsJackalMoon]

When Cartman has a wardrobe change, you know shit’s about to go down

[@psychxmania]

literally

[@maccabanana1373]

"I was not the bullet I was not the gun"

[@finkployd6110]

"You think AIDS is funny Kahl?"

[@theexpresidents]

It's Trayvon Martin's black hoodie.

[@100ganddot]

Lmfao aye fr tho

[@smokebullet8044]

“But Eric, we don’t want you to die! You’re so kewl! We’d be sad at scewl!”

[@Flexie1234]

Yeah but ghuuys, you don't understèènd!

[@Bighughganus]

@@Flexie1234 with my girlfriend it's like im living in quicksand

[@melonsito]

Conflicting thoughts!

[@pyprod.]

I need to better watch out cuz my girlfriend's messed up and all I wanted to do is help her!

[@leegallacher3464]

"I'm suffocating, drowning in sorrow!"

[@benruuamau6717]

Telling my kids this was logic

[@זהרבר-אל]

Telling my kids this was NF

[@Shinkajo]

Better than logic

[@Retr0ver4]

Pff Logic can't rap like that.

[@sivangamesnl5854]

Your not logicol

[@boomboom3834]

Logic is ass

[@cvmmer]

The dont even have a dad part gets me every time💀

[@ilovetbag24]

Yeah cause he had him killed and then cut him up and put him in chili and fed it to his half brother!

[@cvmmer]

@@ilovetbag24 woooww i never knew that😨😨😨😱😱😱😱 wooow ur tye only south park fan who watched ep 201

[@ilovetbag24]

@@cvmmer actually I’ve never seen it cause it’s not on any streaming places and CC doesn’t play it. I had to Google who Cartman’s dad is.

[@ttalkinghorsee]

Just like me

[@swaggyci3718]

i relate to that verse sm

[@thehiddenone8892]

I love how Eric finds a way to blame all his life problems on Heidi who Is like the perfect girlfriend

[@Lee0990]

I agree. Heidi was perfect. If I was eric, I would have totally changed my ways if I dated someone like heidi.

[@allnightfright619]

Perfect? She has poor time management skills….

[@XXXKaruXXX]

She is not perfect she spends a lot of time dressing

[@MrDannydavislive]

She takes too long to get ready Dang!

[@kanyetheofficial]

she's better after when she changed to Eric

[@KS-xk2so]

Man, Eric's so kewl. If he died, I'd be sad at skewl.

[@fatapolsky5711]

Skewl wouldn’t be the same

[@fizzarolli2166]

I would never go to skewl again

[@ihateorangejuice2763]

Skewl would bo so borin

[@unbekannt7367]

tell me something K S. Do you.... take, your tincy, tiny bicicleta to skewl ?

[@ur.fav.c0tt0n.p1ckrr4]

skewl would be so different he's too kewl

[@claymine1885]

“I don’t even have a dad” bro killed his dad 💀

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

Wait a minute Eric killed Scott Tenorman's parents [gasps] since Eric is Scott's half brother that means that Scott's dad is Eric's dad

[@Sticky_The_StickmanV2]

@@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923 smort

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

@@Sticky_The_StickmanV2 What does smort mean?

[@thechosenone5644]

Watch 201

[@Monkeman385]

He obv ate him

[@WheelUpDaBludClart]

0:34 the way he goes down the hall kills me 💀

[@vishwasshankar1322]

The ace ventura walk

[@chrisb07s]

Lol

[@luizam.5974]

YESS ITS SO FUNNY

[@Tri_thedingus]

Hes snapped his neck 8 times

[@Monkeman385]

@@Tri_thedinguswhat neck?

[@ryanwolcott8785]

Even though it’s a serious problem every year, Eric just doesn’t fail to make these things funny

[@kayleekitchell6714]

Right

[@nicolemariamwangi81]

Yup

[@RareInspo]

there's also a message in this - he is representing all the people who only threaten suicide as a way to manipulate. someone below commented that like 90% of depressed people are faking - it's not wrong to think that if they're blasting the fact that they're "mentally ill" all over social media when they should be seeking help from doctors

[@angelinacamacho8575]

@@RareInspo doesnt help that the media makes having a mental illness seem cool whin in reality its a living hell...

[@RareInspo]

Angelina Camacho agreed. The media generally does more harm than good.

[@Schnizzzzzz]

Why is this song actually good 💀💀

[@Realblack_m0nster]

Because its made by good writers

[@Shaunymac10]

Because its basically a copy of logics song 1-800

[@jb4340]

It’s a parody of logic

[@pipdennison7595]

Yeah

[@SinkyPooper]

i know right

[@gover0913]

the fact that no one is joining in tells you exactly everything about the series

[@Capex567]

They aren’t joining in because they know he’s doing it for attention

[@emily-hot-era]

@@Capex567 even if he wasnt nobody would care

[@Capex567]

@@emily-hot-era exactly

[@jhordanthemodel8060]

They only wouldn't care BECAUSE it's Eric lol everyone

[@Ferlyx]

@@jhordanthemodel8060 you havent notice? literally no one in south park cares when ANYBODY dies. it annoys me so much

[@KhalilSonic]

If you're a person who have been planning to commit suicide please watch this before you do it M'kay

[@remigiathealchemist8408]

Yeah BC then you know you to kewl xD

[@KhalilSonic]

@@remigiathealchemist8408 XD exactly

[@queenbumblebee2707]

Khalil Sonic mmkay

[@lolded899]

Khalil Sonic Suicides bad m,kay

[@Plepler]

@Harry G I think I am in love, m'kay?

[@Cyberpato]

Top 10 rappers eminem is affraid to diss

[@animateddepression]

Rap Battle: Eminem vs Eric Cartman. Why hasn’t this happened?

[@blinty281]

@@animateddepression Eminem was scared

[@generalmacarthur7576]

This Song: *Kenny McCormick: am I a joke to you?*

[@poxip0l]

¡¡¡MMMM MM MMMMM!!!😡😡😡

[@andresmaes1176]

Nikita Khrushchev your a legend Like everybody that watches southpark

[@Bnmsr1860]

Context?

[@Ky-xm7tc]

Feyza Nur Kenny always dies on South Park

[@josephohanian6729]

@@poxip0l its MRMHHRM

[@drowwseee]

this is such a low-key bop I can’t get over it

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Eric is just like that

[@K0r1ISH3R3]

Ikr

[@BeamMeUp0]

0:33-0:43 I love this part

[@hildapataki5072]

Bop

[@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923]

Is it me or is the song that is on this video really good or what

[@adamjohnjames18]

I hope this tv show never ends.

[@maurodiaz8989]

It wont xD

[@twxnty2_orchiidx917]

@@maurodiaz8989 it will. The creators are ending it in 2 years.

[@fathermutah5080]

Twxnty2 _Orchiidx NOOOO

[@bird7386]

@@twxnty2_orchiidx917 any proofs?

[@TPN_2006]

@@bird7386 well, its being renewed until 2022 from what the creators said, so we should expect a little bit more from the team.

[@cliveconrad6460]

Why are all of his songs so catchy?

[@Vic_Chaos_]

+Clive Conrad his music career started with "kyle's mom's a bitch", what did you expect?

[@RedzNusantara]

@@Vic_Chaos_ wow career spark like Eminem..

[@scott.j.belton]

because Matt and Trey are 2 of the most clever comedians in history?

[@cliveconrad6460]

@@scott.j.belton that’s probably it

[@psychxmania]

literally

[@sherriebrown8318]

This song gets stuck in my head at least once a month. 🤣😂

[@RasCricketSmallAxe]

Oh God no, Sherrie! 🤣

[@user-ub1yl5nl3l]

Oh God no, Sherrie!🤣

[@leo22-t8c]

me to bro except it lives rent free in my head for 5 days

[@Nick07900]

But Sherrie, we don’t want you to die, you’re so kewl, we’d be sad at skewl

[@sherriebrown8318]

@@Nick07900 Well that's too bad... Because... I don't wanna live no mo'! No mo'!

[@edwinner100]

this logic parody had me rolling in tears the way he was rapping and dressed like him killed me it was too good I love Eric

[@leontaylor1308]

Eric: *rips on Heidi to her face* Heidi: *holds boom box with blank expression*

[@DeathgamesVR]

Damn your ancient bro

[@Capex567]

I like the fact that the students don’t care is because they know he’s only doing it because he wants attention lol

[@henrynelson9301]

Guys stop joking, he’s actually gonna do it, probably round 2:30 tomorrow.

[@oozie2348]

I hope not😱

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

Please no

[@smaple6173]

But Eric, we don't want you to die. You're so kewl, we'd be sad at shcewl ☹😟

[@antha6906]

But he’s so kewl, I’ll be sad at skewl 😔

[@doodleboi6]

Eric, give life a try!

[@supermidoriya9323]

"Can we have logic?" "we have logic at home" logic at home:

[@rafaelantoniodelossantos800]

Hes better than logic

[@eli_thefilmmaker]

@@rafaelantoniodelossantos800literally not LMAO

[@TheAutisticGeek206]

And nobody's singing with him? Damn!

[@Realblack_m0nster]

Nobody actually likes him but because he is so delusional he somehow convinces himself that everybody loves him. Something I noticed is that the main crew (kyle, stan etc) never call him Eric they call him Cartman

[@Anakin-Skywalker.]

Black_m0nster it’s a joke

[@neh1234]

Because they don't like him and they know he doesn't have the guts to do it, especially considering a vaccine makes him squeal like a pig. Cartman is the most narcissistic person in South Park, and that's even counting the celebrities and weird people.

[@cokemilk9356]

0:46

[@Ky-xm7tc]

Black_m0nster a great example of that was in the breast cancer episode where he was avoiding fighting Wendy because he didn’t want to get beat up in front of everyone because they will think he’s not ‘kewl’. When in reality when he got his ass kicked they all said to him they don’t think he’s cool anyway but his delusional self thinks that they’re only saying that to make him feel better.😂

[@ViewVidz]

1:09 The fact he knew no one would sing with him had me 😂😂

[@jakubsolin2916]

I've been feelin' sad I've been bein' sad Can't talk to my mom "Don't even have a dad!" I can't go on What is livin' for? My heart screams "I don't wanna live no more" Eric, we don't want you to die Eric, give life a try Eric, we don't want you to die Eric, oh God no, Eric I don't wanna live no mo'! *"But Eric, we don't want you to die* *You're so kewl, we'd be sad at skewl"* Yeah, but you guys You don't understand With my girlfriend, it's like I'm livin' in quicksand Conflicting thoughts I need a battered wives' shelter My girlfriend is messed up and all I want to do is help her I'm suffocating, I'm drowning in sorrow Gonna kill myself, probably 'round 2:30 tomorrow But Eric, we don't want you to die Eric, give life a try "Everybody:" *Eric, we don't want you to die* *Eric, oh God no, Eric* "But it's so hard!" Eric, we don't want you to die Only you guys can make a difference. I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight or trans. I am going to kill myself, unless you all start taking it seriously. Eric please don't dieeeeeeee...

[@jakubsolin2916]

@@oliverrussell9786 I'm not 12, I honestly don't give a shit about likes. I watched this episode and didn't find any version with lyrics, so I typed them, if anyone needs them to understand the song better

[@BlackwingRaikriTheRain]

I needed it lol

[@rasho2532]

@@jakubsolin2916 thanks that's very cool. I couldn't understand some of the lyrics

[@whatsthisaboveme6064]

Distracted driving my asshole

[@blogcity4830]

@@jakubsolin2916 what about the genius on this song?

[@84everfan90]

This is the catchiest song south park has ever done.

[@playerslayer1787]

Definitely

[@bbraskey80]

Naw, Minorities in my waterpark takes the cake.

[@84everfan90]

@@bbraskey80 yeah, but this given better, serious lyrics would be an actual song

[@bbraskey80]

@@84everfan90 Minorities song is serious lyrics to many 🤣🤣

[@johnrockyryan]

Ooooh I wouldn't say that but God it is a bop

[@josephward1722]

"I don't wanna live no mow! no mow no mow no mow!"

[@jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772]

“but eric, we don’t want you do die, you’re so kewl, we’d be sad at skewl” when i tell you i LOST IT

[@ShameTooShame]

this song actually helped me to feel better in my life all i have to say is... thank you eric..

[@fizzarolli2166]

imagine being so depressed South Park cures it I'm glad you're better

[@GoFartherPodcast]

Eric can literally do anything he sets his mind to.

[@Astrodavv]

“But Eric,we don’t want you to die..you’re so kewl..we’ll be sad at skhewl”😂😂😂

[@Echoes_]

“Don’t even have a dad” ...Who’s fault is that, Eric?...

[@matix676]

Hmm, his mom's?

[@jakeryan3899]

Bro just kills his dad and step mum and feeds them to his half brother

[@RedExistZ]

his moms

[@gcHK47]

Trey Parker is a great singer. I am surprised he didn’t record a solo album.

[@boredXsomethingXIDK]

He made a joke album when he was a teenager. One of the songs was called I Spit On Your Love. lol

[@olethea5475]

Well he did sing for despicable me 3 end credits.

[@nuevosjeans]

and there’s always ‘hug me’ LMAO

[@yuarentlucky]

There's the cannibal musical.

[@glenstout5096]

I love how proud Eric is when he drops the mic

[@sammyyo4306]

Why do I have this on repeat ?

[@alfiebruce8998]

“Eric please dont die” hits way too hard🔥

[@memes4u261]

#ericdontdoit

[@olexrash4574]

ik this is irrelevent but.. good luck finding the hatch.

[@ItsKDen.]

Eric’s thug walk always makes me laugh

[@arslanchaudhry8455]

Dam Eric got more bars then a high security prison

[@spicyymemess1512]

*fake depressed 14 years olds have entered the chat*

[@AJ0223]

Yea everyone knows you're never truly depressed until you hit your mid to late 20s

[@mr.x2567]

Lol gatekeeping

[@elh3398]

laser dog then how do you explain teen suicides?

[@AJ0223]

@@elh3398 attention seeking lol

[@elh3398]

laser dog depression is a chemical imbalance it has nothing to do with age, sometimes it is even effected by genetics. No offence but you are just plain ignorant

[@webis2001]

honestly i like singing along when the "Eric we dont want you to die" parts come up

[@MatCoo]

One the best episodes

[@Scrumptious-lm3bu]

What one?

[@moneybags7416]

I love how he talks bad about his gf as she's the one always there for her and loves him 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nomadickiller]

She was in ass at the later seasons shes not even in the episodes know more

[@moneybags7416]

@@Nomadickiller its been 9 months xD i forgot i wrote this

[@Nomadickiller]

@@moneybags7416 ha lol sorry about that i did not seen how long ago you wrote this

[@Scags]

@@Nomadickiller she became an ass because of Cartman lmao. He pushed her over the edge.

[@linalokir2178]

Cartmans not a girl

[@elmagistradofk6286]

The fact that he convinces himself that everyone is singing is funny af lmao

[@jimmy22334]

When Cartman has better bars than like 95% of current rappers

[@PgLangGang]

Hell do you listen to?😂😂

[@Jettatore2]

"I need a battered wife shelter!" LOL 😆 so wrong but gave me the biggest laugh.

[@KevinoCasino]

The best character, he cant die;)

[@kylebroflovski3893]

*cough* ummm what? Best character? That role belongs to either stan or kenny!

[@lunaralert7724]

No.Butter is the best character

[@EliHank]

​@@lunaralert7724 Yup...Butters is the GOAT

[@southparkhighlights2773]

Without Eric South Park wouldn't be so funny and cool

[@Nomadickiller]

Fun fact did you know eric was the one that always dies and kenny dont but that was a long time ago

[@chrisallan6069]

0:57 Heidi’s face lol

[@PainKillirz]

"But eric we don't want you to die you're so kewl we'll be sad at skewl"

[@rob.parsnips]

I’ve listened to this way too many times for it to just be amusement, it’s just too damn good.

[@6ix5ivedreko93]

“I don’t wanna leave no more... no more no more no more “ LMAOAOAOA 💀💀

[@aruwaurachi9649]

0:34 just look at his head moving and think about his neck

[@OwnedEpicStyle]

Ducking hilarious

[@hooligan-racing]

He doesnt have one😂

[@NurseZhivago]

Eric, you don't have a dad because you killed him and fed him to your step brother.

[@OnePunchYume]

1:26 he killed it at the end of the song! 😎

[@herestoustx6123]

Logic is somewhere like “do I really sound like this!????”

[@KhadijahJoySams93]

I find myself singing this some times. When he says "I don't have a dad",I wonder why 🤔 😂

[@SerraPontosSoc]

LMAO 🤣 I say the same thing to myself everytime I hear that line. Whose fault is that Eric? 🤔😂

[@bellaswag]

one of the most fire songs on south park

[@rehobalint1100]

I love how at the everybody the choir is just playback

[@PitifulHealer42]

0:42 I don’t wanna live no mo! Best part

[@alexeiharp7676]

I don't wanna Liv no mow no mow mow

[@alisondye7372]

But Eric, we don’t want you to die, you’re so kewl, we’d be sad in skewl!

[@alexeiharp7676]

@@alisondye7372 Yee bug guyz you don undastan, with mah girlfriend it's been a livin hell

[@Rank5.87]

Conflicting thoughts, i need a better watch shelf for my girlfriends messed up and all i wanna do is help her!

[@tvstatic6261]

I'm suffocating, I'm drowning in sorrow, gonna kill myself probably around 2:30 tomorrow

[@guys7566]

But eric we dont want you to die eroc give life a try

[@ofencive-beats6958]

the composing of this song it's on point god damn the beat

[@aer2856]

One of the best South Park episodes

[@myjumpsuittakesmeshigh2022]

Yes people hate on that season but its one of my favorites and this is definitely one of the best episode

[@zc8514]

Yes i agree, Season21 Episode 2 was a great episode with tweek and all that

[@AssasinatirX]

Agreed. Tweek’s situation was hilarious

[@marccru]

U do have to say, Cartman is extremely thorough in his madness. He has every angle covered to his advantage, especially for being the “fat” kid.

[@DaddySatoruGojo]

Bruh this song has been in my head for two days, why is it so catchy?

[@macrons593]

Driving while on the phone and Cartman still manages to make it about himself

[@tomsmith2595]

I had lost faith in Cartman until he did this amazing comeback

[@jordythecat7181]

I love how every single one of the students just has the blankest look of complete disinterest and neutrality on their face, really tells you how much of an attention-seeker Cartman is that they don't even want to give him a positive or negative response

[@Broly....]

Honestly I keep coming back to this because I like the music and song in general.

[@nmoney6655]

When he said “Don’t even have a dad” I said well you ain’t missing anything

[@lolz4825]

Mann...l love Heidi Turner...she was carrying the speaker of her own roast ...i loved her that season

[@vivalaveyan]

later i'm just sorry for heidi. eric turned her into..well eric.

[@PaperBanjo64]

@@vivalaveyan you mean Erica ha ha

[@tiogaboyz4487]

And the award for the greatest animated character of all time goes to...

[@Hepoxni]

My dad's name is eric and I randomly play this to him sometimes XDDD

[@ProfessionalSkateboarder]

South Park sounds are always so good no matter how dumb they are. Like even when it’s not meant to be serious, they still make the best music everytime.

[@bryleec2w]

this has been stuck in my head forever help

[@iHeich]

Can we appreciate the fact that they care so much about detail that he sounds like he was actually holding a mic close to his mouth? Without any antipop or anything

[@flemmingmatiasvermeulen9608]

why is this song low-key catchy as hell

[@Vincent-ri5cr]

cause its based on an actual hit song by logic.. the song is called 1-800 something

[@XXLittleSofyXX]

I know right!? I just can't get it out of my mind

[@Freddy_show]

Bro all of Eric’s songs are bangers ☠️

[@grantwilson4506]

"Probably around 2:30 tomorrow" 😂 so specific wtf

[@spikearcher3335]

Why does this slap harder than so many proper songs

[@Bradfox07]

How did Cartman actually create this absolutely bop of a song

[@gdawg1585]

THE CHORUS IN THE BACKGROUND IS SENDING ME 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@definitelynotbutters1183]

This song has been stuck in my head for so long

[@skankhuntt.42]

ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY LMFAO

[@i.dk.my.name_]

the inclusivenes tho like "i dont care if your white black gay straight or trans" ong i love eric

[@mojo607]

This is me after listening to a song for 4 hours straight learning the lyrics and singing infront of everyone

[@donaldn5798]

God bless you.

[@Iyana]

The children's choir singing in the background is what always made me laugh the most in this clip

[@derpy_dolphinz5375]

I love how when Eric holds out the mic for kids to sing, nobody does 😂

[@codom4403]

😂😂😂the way he dropped the mic 🎤🎤 at the end still to this day got me in tears

[@TheMyaPapaya]

lol I can’t South Park 🤣

[@tunechi__5624]

Mya Dalton 🤣

[@KhalilSonic]

XD man

[@Balloon7549]

"I don't want want to live no more!!" *Epik walk*

[@No_aahh]

Eric, we don't want you to die. Eric! Give life a try!

[@NebLleb]

The mind of Eric Cartman is a strange thing indeed.

[@CaliIzActive]

this song pops in my head time to time

[@codymartin4235]

Trying to study for a finance test and all I hear in my head is "Eric we don't want you to die!" lmao

[@epicthotenergyy6437]

I think my actual favorite thing about this is how everyone else was uncomfortable or didn't care

[@LanaMarina2492]

This song is Lit! I actually wish we had a full version.