#ESASummer18

[@ThaRixer]

Wow i actually can't believe this run hit 1 million. I last checked on this a couple of months ago. Thanks all!

[@lowfat0g]

thanks for the run.

[@awootism]

yo yo ricky

[@claudiobarlassina2261]

Does It work Also on PS2?

[@platinumorange1034]

More like the KZbin algorithm gods blessed

[@shayanchannel555]

You can skip posidons level entirely you dont need to do any of it

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

*This summer!* *KRATOS* *MEANS* *BUSINESS!!!*

[@ghilliard1296]

Crimnoist me too I think his name is red pepper

[@leofera1137]

LMAO

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

God of Wall Street

[@jacobsierra4448]

It was a *Brief* run of God Of war am I right

[@holiidayseason]

This made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂

[@movecount]

When you gotta kill all the Olympians at 9 but you have a quarterly budget meeting at 11.

[@pangkoulee7648]

Ahahahaha 911

[@slighttilt01]

Kratos realized killing gods wasn't going to cover BOI's college tuition

[@ZakisDizzy]

Tookie Knows pt 2

[@ghosuto9161]

So he started delivering pizza

[@fortniteextra221]

Al ez ok

[@words_on_a_screen]

Lol

[@Home_Rich]

God of War 7: Tax Evasion

[@nyancat4843]

Kratos to Ares: Nothing personal kid, it's just business.

[@llawliet898]

Looord Business.

[@lylevillanueva8624]

@@llawliet898 was that lego movie reference?

[@llawliet898]

Yes.

[@Dwilldtw]

This was good

[@umbranmierex2413]

Wow.. that is quite literally kratos with a suit and tie. I am... intrigued

[@EduardoDanielFerreira]

its actually the true canon of god of war 4, Kratos became an atheist accountant after spoilers he killed all the gods

[@Stazaro2]

Its agent god of 47

[@Jisim33]

You dont sound intrigued.

[@mr.bootleg424]

"For three days, Kratos labored to make the perfect potato salad."

[@gamman1]

THREE DAYS!

[@lylevillanueva8624]

Three days of murder!

[@diazjubairy1729]

God of wallstreet

[@bruhman1094]

Lol

[@josejaviervivas9291]

Entendí esa referencia :v

[@sanjenyasha9031]

God of Wallstreet: Cost of Sparta

[@theoneitself]

Can't wait to see Kratos destroying Leonardo DiCaprio in TWO WITH HIS *BARE HANDS*

[@cutedog5164]

😂😂😂

[@smartdoge4626]

“ZEEEUUUUUUS! YOU DIDN’T FILE YOUR TAXES CORRECTLY! Now, I must visit Olympus and chart all your personal possessions to make a correct estimation!” *CUE THE GOD-KILLING THEME*

[@sirweenielick8534]

Kratos: Boy, listen close. I am from a land called Sparta. I made a deal with a god that cost me my first run. I skipped many fights that were deserving... and many that were not. I glitched through fate. Atreus: So that was the first God of War’s loading screen in Hel.

[@leo-n8er73]

Underrated comment

[@i.o4766]

@@leo-n8er73 how? it's for 204 likes lol

[@theoneitself]

Such a fine joke, I feel so proud of laughing at this.

[@capitatecab6049]

Atreus: Is this what it means to be a speedrunner? Glitching the game, skipping it?

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@capitatecab6049 People who don't like the God of War 3 Skip whole game skip: No. We will be the Speedrunners we choose to be. Not those who have been. Who i was is not who you will be. We must be better. We should finish this journey while my controller still has power.

[@alejandrodavalos9727]

“Sorry that fight was kind of sloppy” *ends the fight in 5 seconds and takes no damage*

[@apolloynigosalazaralbero3569]

bro you got 69 likes🤣🤣

[@mauroferreyra3449]

"I'm a business man, i just want the orbs" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="444">7:24</a> 😂😂😂

[@Maxtune4132]

Lol the best scene ever 😂

[@KiraGamer97]

i just want the whores 🤭

[@megalodon.]

😂

[@BlazeStar2095]

God of War: Hitman 47

[@devon_tamaam]

Mhel Lopez Kratos 47

[@tiagobossio9684]

Hitos 47

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

"I'm a businessman, I just want the orbs" ~ The Rixer, 2018

[@garrettcarter2959]

Kratos' family. Killed by suitcase.

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

Garrett Carter it was very stressful meeting

[@thuviqua5320]

Lol xD

[@goxs9999]

I guess he means business.

[@lordbasketboi9998]

Tiered of coming home to tv dinners

[@ToM92MoT]

They couldn't bear that he put his career before his family.

[@kopexgaming]

god of war : swimming accension

[@vailure8838]

Nyasar ya bang kwkw

[@arctrus5524]

Nyasar woy

[@roel2166]

Wkwkwkwk what are you doing

[@agunglaksanaa]

Wat ar yu duing pek???🤣

[@panjigeminkcuy4559]

Woi

[@KiuLang]

Job interviewer: "So why should we hire you?" Kratos: "I KILLED ALL THE GODS!" Job interviewer: "Hmmm, interesting."

[@MohammadAli-iz9ld]

"I also killed my wife and child" Job interviewer: a man with ambition is all what we need

[@carlz3955]

@@MohammadAli-iz9ld Job interviewer: Let talk the salary.

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

Job interviewer: "why should we hire you?" Kratos: "10 years... I have faithfully served the gods for 10 years" Job interviewer: "so you have a lot of experience. Why are you looking for new job opportunities?" Kratos: "the gods of olympus have abandoned me... Now there is no hope..." Job interviewer: "hired."

[@kaylenk4097]

Enemy : What does he doing ? Enemy 2 : I dunno Enemy 3 : Now he just jump out of the roof again Enemy 4 : WTF he just poopoed out from the underground ?! Enemy 5 : How come he can swim on air?! Enemy 6: So you been coming here and leave for 3rd time, so you wanna stay or nah? Enemy 7 : Dude you started the fight and summoned me and you just swim away huh ? Allies : Im supposed to die here right ? Enemy 8 : Yeah when he arrived. Allies : Its been hours the game running whats does he doing ?! Kratos : *Fighting against Ares* Aphrodite & Medusa : ............Kratos?

[@ahmedhatem4441]

Lmao xD

[@chgaming5059]

Kratos must fight for the best employee of the month

[@kaliqyoung3396]

Working for the gods for 10 years to become employee of the year

[@ahavahaccismus]

That's franklin

[@cneeds21]

Man I know I love games like I honestly do, but the people who speedrun reallllly love games, great job on a great game

[@ThaRixer]

Thanks man

[@cneeds21]

@@ThaRixer oh shit wasn't expecting a reply but hell of a job that's the first full speedrun I've watched, you kept the audience engaged with the commentary. Awesome job man keep it up I'll definitely check out your future speedruns

[@ThaRixer]

Thanks i'll continue to keep it up

[@Ryuga2022]

@@ThaRixer i watched the whole thing because of your commentry i think u really like this game

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

* Kratos swims through water, air and solid rock * Medusa: The gods are pleased with your progress

[@sajjadhussain442]

Indian Here not Medusa she is Aphrodite goddess of love

[@reddsosa4774]

I remember trying to play this as a kid and I failed the hydra boss countless times and had my older cousin beat it for me lol

[@lostkriegsguardsman8615]

Loooool i have the exact same life experience, when i tried to beat it as a teenanger i was surprised on how easy it was

[@imnotaracistokay]

Really? I was stuck at the pushing boxes puzzle thing while atlantan archers shot at me, shit is ridiculous

[@Bobster536]

Devs decided that if you're able to beat the hydra, you're old enough to see the animated boobies.

[@Yorcont]

That moment when Kraros stepping into the world between the world isn't new in the God Of War 2018.

[@Kullen64]

Yorcont God of War 4*

[@Unknown-wf2cu]

Kullen64 technically God of war 2018 is more accurate.

[@Kullen64]

Kalchabear Yeah but that’s lame, come on 😩

[@Unknown-wf2cu]

Kullen64 I too call it gow 4 more. I’m just stating that gow 2018 is more accurate.

[@Kullen64]

Kalchabear I hear ya.

[@ArthursLittleWorld]

God of Swim

[@OccultFactoryProductions]

what i thought

[@rogerbabzai9160]

God of water

[@lylevillanueva8624]

@@rogerbabzai9160 that's posidon.

[@IamDaWanderer]

@@lylevillanueva8624 That called The God of Ocean But God of water that fine to me either

[@lylevillanueva8624]

@@IamDaWanderer that makes sense. .

[@AuspexAstarte]

Appreciate the runner and audience positivity

[@console6010]

really fun speedrun to watch the runner was entertaining

[@ThaRixer]

Thanks a lot

[@Outcastic]

This speed run just turns this game into an open world

[@benjaminaltube8731]

Doesn't matter who you are The nude women part in the ship is still super awkward if you're playing it with someone

[@GamingZoneGz7]

I have completed this game 10 to 15 times. Im pretty shocked after seeing this video. I dont had any idea about these glitches.

[@wraith.ferron]

Punchy: "I was wondering if that was the case". TheRixer, completelyigniring the great pun: "Yeah"

[@blue_cheese5293]

This speed run has a special place in my heart ♥️

[@wrongchannel5344]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="330">5:30</a> “ we got (ugh ugh) very nice cut scene “

[@omkarsangvikar4166]

Um 5:25

[@marjopardo7242]

Now I'm itching to play this game again. Nice run, blow my mind

[@redyeezy7383]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="38">0:38</a> sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter, and sing for the tears, sing with me, if it’s just for today, maybe tomorrow, good lord will take it away.

[@seal2721]

“The gods of Olympus haven’t paid the IRS, now there’s no hope” -Kratos

[@williamhoverfield7833]

We here in Brazil love God of War, it is a classic to us

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

Its a classic everywhere

[@wuj0-themanthemyththelegen856]

Source?

[@TheJoeGizzle]

Gosh dang I would’ve never imagined something like this would be possible when I played this back in 2004 lol.

[@thesource9127]

2005?

[@AfiqTheTroublemaker]

God of Business

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

For three days, Kratos pushed Pandora's Box to the entrance of the temple.

[@OrobaSpyro]

Who've thought Kratos would be such a convincing buisnessman?

[@Mace2.0]

Suit of War

[@lucassouzadecarvalho5019]

Brazil loves you💓

[@ThaRixer]

And i like the brazilians 😌

[@yourbrainonegg159]

Plz come to Brazil

[@ahmadfaisal2226]

Me too, love you

[@mage9111]

Fantastic run :) I love watching Rixer Great couch too, I loved this

[@jesseochieng]

Man the spectators are so dead.....they should be lively abit like the guy who's playing

[@ThaRixer]

They're my friends mostly, they're just enjoying the run. They told me they liked it a lot after it was done :)

[@warpath375__]

I would be dead too. The guy playing was cringey with lame jokes.

[@soulcrona5650]

Maybe they didnt want to distract him

[@REALwoombath]

I like how casual those are compared to agdq.

[@BoltonROFL]

God Of War: The story of how the gods didn't quite prepare for verticality.

[@mastershake8018]

Yeah, I totally remember smashing a controller over that part with the verticle rotating bladed pillars.

[@caktustumbleweed]

I saw this a long time ago but it just got recomended again, and only now I realised this guy is the one who made the Gow 1 speedrun vide. Crazy how life works

[@carlz3955]

How tf Athens has better sewer system than most countries today

[@agonycity1754]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="251">4:11</a> all that speed runn tactic ability and u still couldn't save those guys.

[@afterpasthours7504]

Kratos is responsible for Greece’s economic crisis after all.

[@LevinEdits777]

The Rixer: Finished game in less then 2 hours. Me: Yess! Finally i did this puzzle in 2 days what a miracle.

[@dhwi5780]

what makes this good is, this guy completed the speed run while talking

[@malcocanedo9061]

Watching their commentary while they go through the game is quite entertaining.

[@ThaRixer]

Glad you liked it

[@pangkoulee7648]

The guy to the screen viewer's perception of what is the left of the couch is my favorite speedrunner. (I forgot his name so that's why I had to describe this in such a way.)

[@satanamogila9251]

Ok

[@devinkernak]

Seeing Punchi and Rixar together in this run was the best

[@cuetips-13th]

charismatic runner + charismatic commentator = charismatic performance

[@monytontana5184]

I've been playing GOW since release in 2005 and never knew this outfit existed

[@Mdishteyak7]

You'll be shocked to hear that there are cheats also in God of war ps2

[@monytontana5184]

@@Mdishteyak7 I knew about the collectables you could find in a playthru, that unlock cheats for your next playthru. but I never explored them. I'd beat the game on easy, then normal, then hard, then very hard then put it down.

[@theLoveRocketjr]

@@monytontana5184 you unlock them by doing the challenge of the gods

[@1hardyparty]

It was crazy watching this man break the game. I dont know what's going on.

[@Maerceci]

Almost every Brazilian boy and girl had played this game on the early 2000's We just love it.

[@maxjansen8522]

Any special reason for this? I Love it too

[@eclipseedits2696]

@@maxjansen8522 Hey, sorry for the late answer. The reason was because of the PS2 hijack. It allowed a lot of people to buy the console, since it was so goddamn cheap, plus the games being even cheaper

[@99worldz]

I need goddamn many days to get the desert stage and after kratos climb the giant the game crash with saving point right in front of me, and I never complete this game

[@aic8326]

Seen alot of blushing faces in that room during the topless women scene 😆😆😆

[@eltiobigboss751]

"And here I am with two beautiful naked ladies, but if I jump right of the bed in this presice moment... YEAH! We skip SEX!! HORRAAAAAY!!!"

[@KinekaiNHFan]

Yep,we can't show that in this Christian marathon

[@perhaps9460]

They act like they’ve never seen breasts before

[@lechosan5637]

@@perhaps9460 because they haven't xdd

[@lordmoncef5494]

I miss the costumes in god of war 4

[@eleos6921]

Came for the game, stayed because of the dude

[@dfart5807]

I am a fan of God of war, and i have to say its sooooo crazy out of anything i can imagine,, 😱😱😱

[@Madara-jg7hi]

A like BUTTON TO THANK Satvara

[@JIREN972]

Kratos is straight here from the office😂😂

[@amirulloh1]

in my mind now, this was what business job like.

[@budiarsana3463]

Its take me 1 hour from the boat to athens plaza, look this man

[@juancastillo7651]

Kratos: Tengo una empresa que manejar, no hay tiempo para pruebas. *Se salta el 70% del juego*

[@one_step_sideways]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="321">5:21</a> *NOT AGE RESTRICTED*

[@deejayLem01]

"it's just a cutscene"

[@arielnurmayantoarilnurmaya3416]

Hey guys. Please teach me how to get past all those obstacles. And teach me also how to Swim in the air. And how to pass quickly at once

[@scottpeltier3977]

The IRS when they find out all of Ancient Greece didn’t pay their taxes

[@henriquevanderhaegen3046]

So that's basically God of War but Kratos is late for work.

[@benjaminaltube8731]

My god of war disc was somewhat corrupted and didnt play the cutscenes. Would I be the world champion speedrunner on this if I booted my ps2 up?

[@chicoscience502]

Perhaps

[@proverbialking3452]

Skip swimming levels by swimming. Kratos son of Oxymoronous...

[@bebedordecoca]

Imagine randomly tuning in a God of War stream to see Kratos in a suit, flying.

[@prateekmourya9567]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2038">33:58</a> the archire be like 'how the hell did he got there

[@rasubosu355]

ThaRixer bringing back “Pwned” Good old 2000s 🥲

[@jcaudill07]

I already like this speed run community so much more.

[@oppaisenpai7830]

satvara and AKheon are you here?

[@GoldenNara60]

Just a little explanation as to why there are so many brazilians in the god of war speedrun leaderboards, it's simple really, everyone around here had these games because they were not only easy to find but also cheap since pirating was a very common practice in the ps2 era. God of War 1 and 2, Resident evil 4 and GTA San Andreas were MASSIVELY popular and still are among us Brazilians.

[@theoneitself]

Not just Brazilians, mate. Also the rest of LatinAmericans because of the same exact reasons you said: pirated games that cost a joke!!

[@sijjin3]

wow im so impressed i didn't even know 1% of these glitches this shocking tbh ❤️

[@toshiba_g]

The guardian: hey men you see a man swiming? The other guardian: no

[@ProotJuice]

"I just want the orbs!!!."

[@kromanoidx]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2960">49:20</a> [Everyone liked that]

[@agooong]

Walking and rolling in the water, swimming in the air

[@andrewperez5550]

This kid is amazingly awkward, but he can play the hell outta some goddamn GOW.

[@i.o4766]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="66">1:06</a>:05 what castle does he mention? Kinda hard to hear what the other commentator is saying.

[@camerasmart]

takeshi's castle

[@lovexander304]

I’m telling my mom this shit is impressive

[@kuramamastah5270]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1513">25:13</a> What a Fact, i remember hearing the background soundtrack after beating the Minotaur

[@ykohlgaming]

WOAH ,KRATOS THE BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY

[@lkrocks4386]

Kratos is a contract killer. Wanna kill Ares, I can do it in a hour and a half.

[@justinrazon7200]

After watching so many speedruns, I've come to learn that whenever a speedrunner says "It'll make sense later" it never does. It only ever makes sense to them and other runners that know the route.

[@JezzY8ValentinE]

is it a Deal or No Deal?

[@hearyoume9004]

the first time I see a God of War speedrun... all I'm going to say is monkaS

[@asphy.xia72]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="430">7:10</a> best part ROFLMAO

[@azamatabdymanapuulu1827]

Just check out the history of finding of this infinite mana regeneration. Deserve some Hollywood level blockbuster

[@onwardhutasoit9785]

three weeks earlier you mean 1 hours earlier?

[@kimikimonnn]

Am i the only one wants to play Ps2 back and play god of war to do this? XD

[@miro8499]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="435">7:15</a> Whats going on? Why is the vase jumping? 😆

[@zavier_1877]

They jumped when they discovered how much Kratos earns...