Escape from MAGAtraz feat. Alex Nichols | Chapo Trap House

[@otmanh]

Even as a multi millionaire the man still can't find a way to live in a clean house free of cockroaches. That should tell you enough about the worth of his thoughts.

[@ryanGnVtown]

@@otmanh would u say his culture is inferior?😁

[@Louie_The_Dago]

...and about jewish inbreeding

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Chapo with Alex Nichols is a strong Chapo. A robust Chapo.

[@Erasmustherobot]

A masculine chapo

[@shanemcgonnell9910]

@@Erasmustherobot be the strong masculine podcast that your mother needs. Hasn’t your father brought enough shame to this content?- Phil Leotarto

[@Erasmustherobot]

@@shanemcgonnell9910 may your next podcast be a masculine podcast.

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

@@Erasmustherobot “I had a podcast episode! He was perfect in every way!”

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Yes.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

If you gave the Jan 6 jailbirds the option to stay in jail with unlimited internet access or total freedom of movement but they just couldn’t use the computer, they’d choose the former.

[@Geist1027]

There isn't a male loneliness epidemic. It's a male lack of hobbies epidemic.

[@Cpt.PickHard]

I am always looking forward for episodes with Alex Nichols, he is hilarious he should be permanent member of chapo cartel

[@Inuhater]

Definitely agree. He vibes very well with will and Felix.

[@ThomasWilson4]

I definitely vibe with his sarcasm and wit

[@tavonbrown9237]

Asmongolds formative work was exposing the gay for pay brothels in final fantasy online....

[@dudestep]

back when he had integrity

[@quadabyte8933]

Asmondgold showing up on chapo is another thing that makes me uncomfortable, like these two worlds are connected, proof that we live in a monoculture.

[@IZA_Grey]

Do you mean reality?

[@TheManWithNoNickname13]

Or when they mentioned Mr. Metokur that one time.

[@sonicwave779]

@@TheManWithNoNickname13 Oh god, why... I will forever bear the shame that I used to watch him when I was a reactionary 14-year-old.

[@icebby7308]

I thought I was having a stroke ngl

[@njnj4401]

There's no D in Asmongold

[@jace5151]

Asmon getting roasted by chapo rules.

[@LulaTheStampede]

This is such a good roast holy shit.

[@Robot_Eva]

I just want to point out that it was later found out that those stupid bartender robots were being piloted by people using motion capture. Automation is a lie and it is fundamentally incapable of replacing all jobs

[@dirrdevil]

I agree to a degree. Corporations currently do and will try to automate jobs regardless of the tech's capabilities. Yes, the machines will suck and will not be as good as human workers. However, corporations are very very stupid and will try to make it the norm anyhow. Everything will get worse and despite all the evidence of the failure, corporations will only double down as they permanently destroy the world economy. This will happen.

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

​@@dirrdevilYeah I think this is the correct take.

[@eliseocolonjr2133]

Bernie. From where we were in 2020 to now. The DSA , AOC, Bernie... It's all gone.

[@feydrautha012]

Yeah. And that was just basic social democracy, not actually socialism, and even that is just TOO radical to survive the US government/intel agencies/MSM/corporations.

[@Janon48]

The deep state won. The only “options” are now between a center right party and a far right party.

[@Chaz31358]

The Democratic party continues its long legacy as the graveyard for movements.

[@Jones-pj2jk]

Harris is also promising 25k towards first time home buyers which amounts to a 5% off coupon.

[@kitten1378]

First generational home buyers not first time home buyers. If your parents or grandparents owned a home, you are not a first generation homeowner. Wake up

[@Jehanansi]

@@kitten1378 god what an infinitely worse policy

[@laurapringleswilder]

@@kitten1378 That's false. You get MORE if you're first generation, but all first-time homebuyers would receive assistance. Wake up

[@deathmagneto-soy]

I wonder what kind of means tested Rube Goldberg machine you'd have to subject yourself to in order to stake a claim on that.

[@thedonald011]

Sorry but after obama, Democrats and "promise" just don't go together

[@lmackenzie9198]

The Asmongold segment is hilarious

[@stothAjs]

like hot couch guy bit

[@danielvanwinden9672]

Make alex permanent

[@Erasmustherobot]

He's the kind of funny I Want to be without the active hostility from the many people i piss off on an hourly basis. He's goddamned Hilarious.

[@Trekkierthanthou]

'The Six Million Dollar Unc' got me

[@MF-pq7bq]

Lmao, at all the asmaghoul fans in the comments punching air.

[@nsbadgrapple60]

they didnt talk about the tooth blood wall. shoddy journalism.

[@Keltch-Pants]

Gaza is basically Stranglethorn Vale if you think about it.

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

At this point Im assuming the only reason Alex *isn't* the official fourth mic is that he doesnt want to be? His episodes have all been super lively and come pretty close to feeling like Chapo Classico Edit: Also damn these guys have people paying their rent for them? I'm half tempted to join the next Jan 6th or whatever

[@leextreme100]

asmongoloid jump scare was unnecessary

[@quadabyte8933]

Oz but its MAGA, my life a movie.

[@oneputt4152]

"hovel-like living conditions"

[@HesGotaGun505]

You don’t want to know how they got that snowball microphone inside

[@TheFrostyboiz]

Yes more vic berger content

[@mortystraphouse5077]

bro that video sounds wild

[@jjb.6152]

I like Alex eps a lot

[@fabricated]

In my shitposting I forgot say that I think Alex is actually a really good third mic

[@Fluxquark]

Alex is my favourite funny guest at this point. Alternating him with some more serious guests such as the guys from American Prestige or Ryan Grim is peak chapo.

[@RedSntDK]

I don't know how I'd rank streamer vs podcaster, like.. To me they are sort of equal, "opium for the masses" etc.

[@Janon48]

Judging by how 2020 went, streamers have more political power

[@omgcandy16Kimicari0]

the Magatraz situation sounds both very funny and very bleak. What do you mean J6 guys are just allowed to get trump punisher tattoos while in prison?

[@PaxilRose]

I can tell you from experience that there's a lot of reading in jail but it's every Lee Child novel and Jurassic Park. I was in before tablets were a thing but you don't have to worry about going to work and paying bills and shit. Not bad if you don't mind violence.

[@kappadarwin9476]

I think a lot of those people live in suburbia so going to jail is way more fun than doing the same routine day in and out to them.

[@GreenEarth20]

1:06:20 underrated joke from Felix

[@NeptuneVA]

If Alex is on the pod, I'm listenin' to the WHOOOOLE thang

[@AdrianMendoza23]

Great episode. Thnx guys

[@jewtuber-zz9mp]

Asmon Goldstein

[@joenolan4917]

Lesbian Cheney haha

[@garrgravarr]

1. [number] and gay 2. Felix is sooo unfunny 3. [guest] sucks

[@TheManWithNoNickname13]

@garrgravarr Alex is alright, just think he needs to be an official Chapo member instead being the Ukraine to Will/Felix's NATO.

[@garrgravarr]

@@TheManWithNoNickname13 Alex is one of my favourites

[@deathmagneto-soy]

4. ?????? 5. Hevudabubba

[@Tayken9127]

Would be great if shipping wasn't half the value of the book...

[@warmachine5835]

What do you mean my DCS skills aren't transferrable how could you do this to me?!

[@spintt]

I've asked the FAA on several occasion to make aircraft controls more similar to War Thunder arcade so I could land the plane in an emergency

[@ConditionalMan]

Laughed out loud at "dads grads and trads" great work will

[@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603]

50:24 - the dead letter office from Control

[@cringusmoss9937]

6:48 Holy shit.

[@M.Caulker]

alex always funny

[@garcalej]

yes

[@kob4918]

Why is there drywall in Magatraz??

[@frododiddledeebipedybopedy9840]

"President of what?"

[@seanpatrick1243]

Proposals from women? It’s probably more like Brokeback Mountain.

[@WriteInAaronBushnell]

22:10 the invasion of Ukraine began in the illegal settlements in the West Bank

[@bitteralmonds666]

Chapo Big House 🧉🦄

[@WriteInAaronBushnell]

34:39 now I'm voting for Jill Stein harder

[@RipTheJackR]

Looks like Cyraxx Junior has become Cyraxx Senior. Very touching.

[@bitteralmonds666]

asshatg0ld is another g0vlin living in his grandma’s basement. 🧉🦄

[@Codafin]

I like this Alex guy, I enjoy the cut of his jib

[@FionaOfMountLawley]

Brandon Fellows, who is mentioned at 59:21 is on probation now, which is why he has to live in the District of Columbia, I guess. He's from New York. He made the mistake of wearing his MAGA hat and running his mouth at a restaurant in July and got his s**t pushed in. His life is such that a couple of guys jumped him and he had to take the beatdown because if he'd done anything else he'd be sent back to prison for violating his terms of release.

[@laurapringleswilder]

I'M BRANDON FELLOWS

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

LETS GO BRANDON FELLOWS

[@deadgirl66613]

😂😂😂​@@laurapringleswilder

[@cosmicspider-man5184]

6:02am

[@deathmagneto-soy]

It was the gayest of times, it was the blurst of times.

[@wesleystreet]

@@deathmagneto-soy Snoopy's greatest writings after "It was a dark and stormy night."

[@deathmagneto-soy]

@@wesleystreet - Probably should have stuck a sarcasm marker on that last post. No offense meant bro.

[@skyinsession]

ambah started a business?

[@LR-qh4rx]

Just FYI. My updoot button is not working on multiple sites across Utube

[@freakyzed8467]

Maybe it's too far up the doot. I don't get good Utoob reception there either.

[@cwgauss]

i love hearing podcasters rag on some lame dope for not having a real job

[@andydomokun]

lame dope is also a n@zi but go off

[@cwgauss]

@@andydomokun are the two not mutually exclusive

[@Janon48]

@@andydomokunasmongold is a millionaire like them. They’re making fun of their Patreon hogs and listeners

[@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd]

When exactly is Matt coming back?

[@IZA_Grey]

Mind your business

[@condor237]

He’s a brain dead doodoo vegetable

[@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd]

@@IZA_Grey why? Im just if Matt’s coming back. He’s been gone for a year now. Is he good to podcast?

[@FionaOfMountLawley]

​@@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd Maybe what Matt Christman's best interests are and what your parasocial relationship with him causes you to want are currently in conflict with each other ? Just an idea for your consideration.

[@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd]

@@FionaOfMountLawleyso his best interests are to just leave the podcast? The podcast he helped build with these other two guys?

[@EverythingInMyBrain]

Concerning Palestine, my fear is that if Trump wins Palestine will go the way of Gaza, and Gaza will be entirely colonized.

[@Praisethesunson]

Well good news. That's the plan regardless of who wins.

[@stothAjs]

what idpol doesnt work?

[@hemingshark327]

no idpol works, that's the whole point

[@ChannelMath]

@@hemingshark327 yes it fucking does. OK, well I guess it depends on what you mean by "works"

[@stothAjs]

@@ChannelMath idpol patched over some shit for a minute. got some folks some jobs they wouldnt have otherwise, but failed the true left and actually used against it from helping everyone. idpol is dumb, simple and harmful to actual politics. surface level change yes but finally dead today.

[@pipefx64]

funny will makes an oz reference, just finished watching it for the first time and glad to see they did an old this is sus episode on it

[@the.masked.one.studio4899]

:0

[@dirrdevil]

Those loser 40+ gamer dudes living with Mom are the worst. I cut out a toxic friend like that and he keeps trying to worm his way back in. Currently, the dude is taking sabbatical from some job he started less than 2 months ago for a knee injury, and is on social media complaining about the Indians working Grubhub customer service because he was taken off his side hustle Grubhub shifts for refusing orders that were too heavy for his bad knee, and is also bragging about making $40 in one day while Twitch streaming. Dude also lost his 90+ openly racist grandmother earlier this year, and had to move out of their shared apartment back into mom's house; the same year his 10 month marriage to a high school fling ended in divorce.

[@RedSntDK]

what's funny is I wasn't sure if you were writing about your friend or almondgosh for a second there

[@kappadarwin9476]

I want to feel bad for him but I think its better to save it for those who actually deserve it. I do hope he has a change of heart though.

[@atomic_bomba]

Podcasters trying to pretend like they have a job compared to Asmongold is painful irony.

[@ConQuixote]

I wish chapo admit they don't have a real job either. Like every other episode?

[@trippinsciko]

they never said podcasting is a real job lmao and the chapos know how to sweep their houses

[@RedSntDK]

@@trippinsciko We have evidence of that?

[@trippinsciko]

@@RedSntDK yes

[@TheMoistestNugget]

Real but at least they go outside

[@franklee6746]

Did they change up something recently? Feels like something's missing.

[@nono-ul3wy]

you didn't pronounce her name correctly once..

[@dirrdevil]

Cumula Herass?

[@larkohiya]

Good

[@Dong_Harvey]

Maybe she should stop supporting genocide

[@Louie_The_Dago]

God, Felix is so unfunny

[@lmackenzie9198]

He said it!!!!

[@julymagnus493]

"Say the line Louie_The_Drago..."

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@lmackenzie9198 yea, I went there!

[@mc5967]

Yeah, starting to agree with you. I miss matt

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

The problem is he's like a really good #2/#3 Wide Receiver who pops off for like one big play every other game who now has to act as the #1 guy and it just doesn't work

[@theoldanarchist]

Alex Nichols is not funny and his contributions amount to cynical nihilism.

[@JulianPerez-zv6os]

He's not only the funniest but should be a regular guy on the mic

[@jeremyyamma4364]

Lol you want it to be that way but you know you’re wrong.

[@dirrdevil]

I'm more of an optimistic, hopeful nihilist myself.

[@brentoncarter4275]

oh no not cynical nihilism while the liberals are aiding a literal fucking genocide.

[@JulianPerez-zv6os]

I heard a story once where they asked Eric Idle who is someone who would fit into Monty Python, and he said "Dan Ackroyd." In addition to being great praise, I can completely picture it. Likewise, Alex Nichols is the guy that can fit into Chapo

[@Cody-lc5ws]

Wow, Chapo is definitely still relevant.

[@Yankee_Smoker1917]

You live a pathetic and meaningless life

[@wesleystreet]

Thanks anonymous poster.

[@franklee6746]

Now more than ever.

[@KM-jk4cv]

Damn.. Laughing at someone for losing their parent.. A bit fucked up. If you don't agree, more than likely you haven't had the sad experience of walking in on your parent, attempting to wake them up and then realizing that they're dead right in front of you...

[@kevinmcdonnell1121]

Yeah, imagine having your parents buried under the rubble of your bombed out home though. As opposed to them.dying peacefully in their sleep

[@Janon48]

Yeah, there’s plenty of stuff about asmongold himself to roast him over. Mocking him for taking time off streaming to grieve his dead mother is a dick move.

[@Janon48]

@@kevinmcdonnell1121both are wrong

[@Birthdayboytablet]

​@@Janon48Did you not listen? He had his sick mother live in complete filth while he streamed video games.

[@KickinRadTopHat]

Pretty sure at least Will and Felix have lost parents within the last few years. It’s a horrible thing to go through but it doesn’t give you an excuse to be a POS for years after the fact.

[@jimitaco1303]

22:10 When did you guys go completely batf**k insane?

[@Yankee_Smoker1917]

2016

[@benedborg4081]

What did they say that was wrong 😅

[@rudeboyragga]

?

[@jimitaco1303]

@@benedborg4081 "whoever won 2020" ? Sane people agree Biden won.

[@ElCanadian14]

@@jimitaco1303he's saying it doesn't matter WHO won the election. Whoever is in the WH (Trump/Biden/Harris) will push the boundaries of atrocity and get away with it. They're not questioning the legitimacy of the 2020 election.

[@fabricated]

Will is so clearly clinically depressed it's just miserable to hear him talk. I was on the "Let Matt rest" train for a long time but I'll make the effort; we all love the guy enough to not give a shit if he has issues speaking. Swap Matt in, put Will out to pasture where he can go do his zero-listenership movie podcast with his girlfriend.

[@jjb.6152]

There's a lot to be depressed about

[@nsbadgrapple60]

counterpoint: he needs to get more depressed and invent entirely new forms of political pessimism more hopeless than we can yet imagine to compensate for matt's schizo energy.

[@Christopher-gp9iv]

chapo fans try not to be parasocial freaks challenge: impossible

[@shanemcgonnell9910]

@@nsbadgrapple60 yes!!! YESSS!!! Let the pessimism flow through you!! GIVE INTO YOUR DEPRESSION!!!

[@LulaTheStampede]

grow up

[@speed0spank]

Alex hasn't learned anything about crypto since like 2015 huh

[@mepanther3125]

Nothing has changed. It's still a pyramid scheme.

[@Jacob-fz5ho]

did it magically not become an energy wasting con in that time?

[@Luminousreign]

I think this person is referencing what he still thinks crypto is used for. Alex cited the one actual use case for crypto so everybody going hurr durr it has always been a scam couldnt be missing the point harder.

[@mepanther3125]

Hurr the durr... Hurr the durr... Hurr the durr... Hurr Durr... Hurr Durr... Hurdur!

[@kappadarwin9476]

He has a point, if you live in America why would you use Crypto for anything other than illegal activity.