Tom: "It won't fit in the box - how stupid." *looks on the bright side of things* Tom: "But it will all fit in the garbage can!"
@leadbones3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch "The Angry Tom Show".
@Dshado3 жыл бұрын
Tom reviews awful games is my favourite unofficial dice tower series
@blind_surgeon3 жыл бұрын
"Play pretty much anything else." Well okay, I saw this Kraft Mac n' Cheese game that looked pretty cool.
@RaidenHusky3 жыл бұрын
Ever since I saw this on Kickstarter, I KNEW this would be Tom's reaction. And its so wonderful to finally watch him scream about it hahaha 💚
@matthewpuddock197611 ай бұрын
Even as a fan of the show who's waiting for season 5 and watch a whole bunch of playthroughs I still like his review it reminds me of the angry video game nerd
@BayleeWharton3 жыл бұрын
“It can all fit in the trash” the NOISE that came out of my mouth! V glad I canceled my pledge
@randalladkins74523 жыл бұрын
Tom, don’t hold back next time. Tell us how you really feel 😜
@Syncopator3 жыл бұрын
This is what you get when a board game is designed by someone who doesn't know anything about board games since they were 6 years old. At least they didn't use a spinner.
@SaintMoonMoon3 жыл бұрын
Enraged Tom reviews should be its own playlist on this channel
@tomasxfranco3 жыл бұрын
Looks pretty, wish someone could make a good game from the components
@nurseruben54313 жыл бұрын
Let's all take a moment of silence for the 6,670 kickstarter backers that were scammed by this game....🙏
@ESCTom3 жыл бұрын
2 words: CASH. GRAB.
@blackjack21503 жыл бұрын
IDK, the art looks great, they put some effort and money into it. Too bad there was nothing left to hire an actual game designer.
@Sarx13 жыл бұрын
Maybe people who have popular video games/youtube series/podcasts etc. that want to make a board game for them should oh I don't know... HIRE A BOARD GAME DESIGNER.
@JasonLaw293 жыл бұрын
I was amazed when I checked the campaign and saw that close to 7000 backed this..
@mitchpedicelli50633 жыл бұрын
Another PSA with Tom Vasel. Honestly I really hope the people who are fans of this series understand that you are standing up for them. They deserve a better game and not a money grab.
@AaronDew3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather play any version of Monopoly than this.
@humanaffectation90213 жыл бұрын
I'd rather play Candyland.😒
@imdinoteddy73613 жыл бұрын
I find it pretty good, why didn't you like it?
@spacecentergames3 ай бұрын
It's Oneupmanship, with a license for a new generation! 😂
@freddyperez4153 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite Tom Vasel review EVER.
@liamboyd5553 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that I would find at least one person in the comments defending the game so I could pity them.
@kennethfajardo91023 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, as a fan of this show, I don't wanna play this game too much, maybe for fun with a few friends, then keep it away for months. The only reason I'd keep it is the artwork. Maybe, if they plan on making another one, they can make it an actual challenge rather than just dice choosing for you. That was what I thought was gonna happen because of the trailer and it wasn't.
@jameswoodard43043 жыл бұрын
IMPORTANT! Hey DT, you put up the wrong credits for this game. We don't want the stink of this garbage to land on any innocent game creators. Please fix it, thanks. [Edit: They fixed it.] The *actual* creators of this thing were Joey Graceffa (the guy from the show and who claims to be "passionate" about boardgames) and the show's director who got together and churned this mess out. If the show has anything to do with problem-solving, puzzle-solving, deduction, or just interesting decisions or ideas at all, then I can only assume Graceffa and the director have nothing to do with the writing of the show and have no personal ability in or awareness of these areas at all. It's like Richard Dean Anderson and the Director of MacIver get together to create a passion project which ends up being a decisionless roll-and-move where no one makes anything or does any creative problem-solving, and your dreams die just a little inside you.
@jameswoodard43043 жыл бұрын
Update: They took the erroneous credits out. Thanks guys! It's good to see people on YT taking enough pride in their work to fix this kind of thing. I have seen worse errors on other channels, but they just leave them there forever. Once a video is published, they never give it a second thought. It's good to know we can count on Dice Tower to have some class.
@nothing33763 жыл бұрын
@@jameswoodard4304 they pump out a lot of videos! A few cracks are prone to fall through but they fix em good!
@burntthelegendarytaco6196 Жыл бұрын
Making a board game and writing a script are different, he’s made many series and written them. You’re making him seem like a bad person? I have the game and u won’t lie it’s not the greatest but it is his first board game, if he makes another then he can improve!!!! Idk- I don’t think reviews need to be so aggressive😅
@jameswoodard4304 Жыл бұрын
@burntthelegendarytaco6196 , You are making a category error. I said the game is garbage. Please tell me what I said about him being a good or bad person. You make garbage every day that other people have to pick up and take away. These other people work with garbage all day. Are you or them "bad people?" Not being able to differentiate between criticism and personal attack is one of the major problems of our current culture. I am allowed to make an honest and harsh critique of what someone has presented to the market without saying anything about the character of the person or me being accused of being a bad person myself. There is a difference between the quality of a product and the moral character of the person who produced it. You are the one presuming to enter into the moral realm, not me. As far as it being his first game, he would get some grace from that if it felt like a serious attempt. Even having never touched a game before, you'd think someone who made creative and problem-solving, story-based entertainment would be able to produce some story or problem solving in the simplest form of board game possible.
@JosinDroplet3 жыл бұрын
I really do wish there was more to this game, however. I understand that the ETN Board Game wouldn't be for everyone. Especially, since there are some things I wished Joey and the ETN team would change. For example, the INSTRUCTIONS ARE LONG AND CONFUSING. Some pieces did not leave up to us (ETN Fans) standards. Cos we kinda expected more from this game but almost half of the community thinks this game is trash. I for one really love the game, even with all the cons that come in this set.
@primusinterpares57673 жыл бұрын
Is the designer pawn?.... No I'm going too far 😆
@coffeyhouseproductions22933 жыл бұрын
Jeez, I've been designing a game for over a year now that is strikingly similar to this, unbeknownst to me. There are some better design choices - no roll to move, higher game interactivity, mitigation, and some decision making - but a very similar core. This review is making me seriously re-think the entire structure of the game now.
@bricelory95343 жыл бұрын
We'll, one of the main complaints is that there is no real decision in this game, so it sounds like yours is one-up over this at least in that. I think a take-away is also if you have something like the deathmatch, make it both make sense why it's in the game and have consequences that matter. The concept of going around a house to find clues to unlock the final boss isn't bad - it's not particularly new either - but make sure it feels like you're finding clues, and so on.
@StephenGrubb3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. I can’t tell if Tom liked this one or not. :)
@Dragon73983 жыл бұрын
I love the show. They showed a little of this game and I was tempted by the Kickstarter. Then they showed the rules. And I knew this would be trash.
@kevinbhieey91883 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the show but I saw the Kickstarter and it seemed like they actually put effort into it. Good-looking page and game,, cooperative... And then I read the rules. I was out at "roll and move". People, if you are ever unsure about backing a Kickstarter, READ THE RULES.
@nerdgamersaustralia71873 жыл бұрын
Same
@meravl76153 жыл бұрын
First time hearing about this show. Sounds like something I'd like to check out. Not the game.
@veizour28 күн бұрын
Yeah, I got trapped by the advertisement/kickstarter. Game will remain unplayed.
@IceIceHF3 жыл бұрын
This is my most favorite negative review from Tom (Runner up is Outsmarted).
@randomjunk19773 жыл бұрын
Mr. Game is my favorite
@IceIceHF3 жыл бұрын
@@randomjunk1977 wow I just saw the video ... so good and so much rage there lol
@primusinterpares57673 жыл бұрын
Wow this looks..... Oh boy
@ccggenius3 жыл бұрын
So... the designer found a way to make a game of Clue take longer, and thought that was a thing people wanted?
@meravl76153 жыл бұрын
Don't forget - with more dice rolls and less thought. At least with Clue you are kind of deducing SOMETHING. This sounds like they decided to cut that part out...
@jameswoodard43043 жыл бұрын
The "designer" was just Joey from the show and his director. It makes you wonder how the show can be any good.
@conMiericonstructs3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswoodard4304 oh, you have NO idea how unfair the show’s “format” is. It works there because their not playing for any kind of money, allowing them to build storyline rather than be another survivor. It doesn’t work here… because it’s just the game itself.
@breezytree82463 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tom! I’ve been wondering why no one had reviewed this garbage. I had never heard of the show and thought the game looked interesting and really pretty. Wow what a waste of $75. I ended up selling it to Half Priced Books. I feel sorry for the next person who buys it. I thought it was weird how the only thing online was unboxing videos but no gameplay or reviews. What’s really funny is on boardgamegeek there are lots of 10 ratings from rando’s that have no other activity. I’m now a lot more careful when backing games on Kickstarter.
@wrightknight55083 жыл бұрын
Man, I was hoping there would be a review of this. You did not disappoint sir! Bravo. I’m sure all of the sarcasm and emotion on display is well earned by having to play this enough to review it.
@nerdfatha3 жыл бұрын
The little tentacle pyramids look nice. And that is about it.
@LegoAssassin0983 жыл бұрын
I saw the board and immediately thought...this is going to be just a fancy clue/cluedo. And it is WORSE than that. SCARY to make a game that it worse than that. It's a shame that the nice artwork is tied to this game.
@DuraheLL2 жыл бұрын
Best board game review I have heard in a long time, I laughed so hard xD I love you Tom
@XShrike03 жыл бұрын
Not being a fan of the source material should never be used as an excuse for a bad game. Maybe, just maybe, it can work for one mechanic.
@j.r.cilliangreen40833 жыл бұрын
“Because it is the year 2021…” is the best description of roll and move I have ever heard…
@aasever3 жыл бұрын
"horrible, terrible, unfathomable evil" (c)
@richardsaunders92143 жыл бұрын
I almost backed this Kickstarter. Whew. Bullet dodged.
@Asterland3 жыл бұрын
I am in a similar boat, loved the Kickstarter page and theme of the game, but eventually decided against backing it, thankfully!
@demongirl98792 жыл бұрын
i almost backed this game cus it looked neat but it had way to many red flags and stupid looking things so i canceled so happy to see im not missing out
@femkebouwens64892 жыл бұрын
This is such a shame! I personally like the show and the components looked really good, but it's just throwing dice :( Thanks for buying it Tom, so I won't have to haha
@pilotvc2 жыл бұрын
So... no seal of excellence?
@aphidgamer24623 жыл бұрын
I loved this because of how funny it was but I actually really like this game
@justinschembri78892 жыл бұрын
I need more videos like this!
@thecuriousboardgamer3 жыл бұрын
1:28 wrong graphics. Fun review though!
@robertspeice3 жыл бұрын
That is right, Ages 12+, players 1-11, play time 90-120 minutes. I think he was making it seem more like clue than its own game
@jameswoodard43043 жыл бұрын
@@robertspeice It was wrong creator, designer, publisher as well. The entire Credits card was for a different game.
@thecuriousboardgamer3 жыл бұрын
They trimmed out the incorrect credits card.
@bloodrunsclear3 жыл бұрын
I missed a good classic Tom beatdown :) This game is EXACTLY like the Knightmare board game...that's not a compliment
@huan42303 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha Tom vs. a bag game is the best
@valutechdock68323 жыл бұрын
That clue looks extremly close to Arkham Horror
@matthewharris-levesque58093 жыл бұрын
8:49 Drops the [mic] Hammer.
@corbinnewman88863 жыл бұрын
I'll just play the Happy Days board game for my dice rolling mindlessness
@utahman063 жыл бұрын
So, did you like it then?
@justmike753 жыл бұрын
Tom Vassel approaching full froth ;)
@veritasunleashed3 жыл бұрын
This is both the angriest and most hilarious review that I've ever seen Tom do 😂
@caseydraven3 жыл бұрын
Go watch the one for oneupsmanship!! Lol
@unlucky_the_rabbit2 жыл бұрын
If you want to play a game like this just play Betrayal at House on the hill
@eastargamemanufacturing69142 жыл бұрын
Haha, what an interesting commentary!
@TheDarkever3 жыл бұрын
"THIS GAME IS TRASH!". Best 2021 opening up until now.
@madquest83 жыл бұрын
Too ambiguous, I have no real idea of whether you like it or not... maybe if I watch it again?
@Solatso3 жыл бұрын
To add insult to injury on this one, the KS creator jumped ship the second the games got shipped so if you had missing/damaged components...oh well on you. Misrepresented the look of the dice and did not come through on providing all the stretch goals. "Joey" is officially on my never back list now. Total POS!
@ClaudiaRodriguez-yq1qx Жыл бұрын
love the review🤣🤣
@tinstargames3 жыл бұрын
You should be upset. We all should be upset.
@hermanpesina63283 жыл бұрын
Looks like a revamped 13 dead end drive board
@eldritchmorgasm40183 жыл бұрын
Sooo... it's a Dice Rolling Simulator!? 😂
@22gjreyes3 жыл бұрын
Agree with Tom with this one. I dont know the show but because of this game I wont even try to watch it. This game should have been made to attract new fans for the show but it did the opposite.
@rodboudreau39823 жыл бұрын
Tell us how you really feel.. lmao.. Great review
@juliosvideos2 жыл бұрын
the whole show is far better than the game. i mean sure the pieces are neat but the game itself sucks. the only form of movement, defeat, or basically anything else is the dice… the show is really good but the board game is not good
@brendonius60543 жыл бұрын
Love the passion! Possibly putting a target on your back from fans of the show to defend them from being taken advantage of
@peterahazlewood3 жыл бұрын
This was awesome 😂
@ganjielong3 жыл бұрын
WOW! angry Tom. turning into Hulk
@danielrayas8283 жыл бұрын
Trash game, golden review. Thanks Tom
@JahJahTrooper3 жыл бұрын
Yep, I will never again judge a book by its sparkling cover, lesson learned is the only value of these nice components.
@lopol783 жыл бұрын
Love your bad reviews
@ianoble3 жыл бұрын
Cards are so blurry.
@pinchizzo3 жыл бұрын
What a fun! :)
@saiyanroyalty2293 жыл бұрын
Series or list idea.... Games you hate you have to try to say why it's better than you think. Cringe levels would be amazing
@randomjunk19773 жыл бұрын
Ah, a good Angry Tom review is almost always entertaining
@hyvll3 жыл бұрын
"rolling to solve combat and clues..." So, it's eldritch horror the target edition? 😅
@cartergreen23093 жыл бұрын
In my opinion it's hard to get worse than eldritch horror but this looks like it was up to the task lol
@bricelory95343 жыл бұрын
Eldritch Horror the Thrift Store Edition
@davidblake53533 жыл бұрын
LOL I love it when you get mad at a board game.
@utahman063 жыл бұрын
Holy smokes this thing did over a half million on KS. Sorry, backers.
@breezytree82463 жыл бұрын
I was one of those backers 😭
@ScytheNoire3 жыл бұрын
It is a cash grab.
@xshadowscreamx3 жыл бұрын
Roll to move? That’s an automatic 1/10 Right?
@xshadowscreamx3 жыл бұрын
@Nobby Nobbs it only makes sense in getting games like camel up and formula d.
@xshadowscreamx2 жыл бұрын
@@daniperotti1856 yes, it’s not common anymore though.
@ohtheforlanity32052 жыл бұрын
If you enjoy this game, then you may also enjoy a full-frontal lobotomy
@kentsang64053 жыл бұрын
The review is amazing, the game doesn’t even deserve Tom’s time 🤣
@EdmundLau683 жыл бұрын
wow this video is epic!it is really fun to see Tom hates a board game so much!
@gooddaysgames_12523 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tom, The production value seems good! But yes, the mechanics look dreadful.
@andrewandcubes3 жыл бұрын
I watched the Joey play this on his channel and the gameplay looked awful. I’m kind of shocked Tom reviewed it
@michaei72263 жыл бұрын
yeah, i gotta agree the board game is pretty bad. the show however is great and i suggest it to anyone who wants to see some popular youtubers die! :D
@Chanch772 жыл бұрын
This is honestly a pretty fun game in my opinion, yeah there is a lot of dice rolling but that is what makes the game repayable. If it were actual puzzles it would be a one time play then thats it y’know, As a fan of the show being able to vote the players out of the game was such a fun mechanic because I’ve never seen a game do that and is a tad bit more strategical then you would think. The last part when you flip the timer and have to roll really fast is also super fun because you are screaming for people to hurry up and in my opinion just a pretty decent game!
@r.l.jeffries10913 жыл бұрын
This game play is deeper than that Heroes of Barcadia "board game" on Kickstarter that made millions. I guess if you can use a game as a pretext to get drunk, it gets a pass from most people lol.
@camden61892 жыл бұрын
love the show not the game I had bout it and it sucks.
@konignickerchen72653 жыл бұрын
"This game is trash!" - Oh? "Escape the Night: The Board Game is based on a KZbin Channel." - Ooooh.
@linnealanderdahl4310 Жыл бұрын
Well.. SOMEONE doesn't play dnd😅😅😅😅😅😅
@thedicetower Жыл бұрын
Odd. I do.
@mr.helloween13133 жыл бұрын
I've seen you hate games before but this was absolutely disgust for a game had me laughing all the way through I almost Kick started this game still would get it at the 5.00 bin for my not so game group who needs an easy game to play without much effort and learning how to play I'm a big fan of horror and or scary board games and Tom usually doesn't show much love for them but it looks like this one is well deserved it's amazing how so many other good games on Kickstarter never see the time of day but garbage like this gets made
@m-sousa3 жыл бұрын
Two tips: 1) Use another game for your group. Even in the horror setting, there are way better stuff to show to non gamers; 2) Punctuation. I read your comment 3 times and I am still not sure if I understood it.
@shawn.spencer2 жыл бұрын
Why is he so bitter?
@godofzombi3 жыл бұрын
well it's a pretty looking box, guess you can use it to store better games in I guess.
@pmfrankcabrera3 жыл бұрын
I was scammed out of my pledge for this game. I am so glad this flopped and I hope it leads to their ruin.
@chefkakarot3 жыл бұрын
Lol I love this review, I’m not one for being negative necessarily but I love when Tom gets so mad at a game he screams.
@glasscube63913 жыл бұрын
I’m trying to sell mine. Anyone interested? Haha
@prettypearl24303 жыл бұрын
Amazing game! Totally worth my money 😁❤️
@SinamonX3 жыл бұрын
Im up for a bad review once in a while. Sad part is there are no "roasting" reviews anymore :( I understand you dont want to hurt people's feelings but those were fun! I saw this gane and I thought.. wait... is this clue? It loooks horrible!