Escort Karen STEALS MY DOG... So I Hunt Her Down like John Wick - Reddit Podcast

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[@hendemam3628]

Hi

[@zhongliidonglii]

Ayo? How is this pinned comment so old???

[@Whitexican.]

@zhongliidonglii Patreon users get the video earlier then we do, meaning they are the patreon owner and they can access their own video early too.

[@zhongliidonglii]

@@Whitexican. I have no idea how that possibly works, but okay ^^"

[@EileenTheAustralianMagpie]

*j o h n w i c k*

[@Cube2394]

Fr

[@ChillDude_Airsoft]

*j o h n w i c k*

[@V0idy_]

​@@Liv-j4qhow tf?

[@Capybarasarebetterthanyou]

*w h o s j o h n w i c k*

[@kage2479]

*j o h n c e n a*

[@juanhaines7295]

Story 1 I'm so glad op got his dog back. Plus yes press full charges.

[@GreenStuddedLemon]

Double full charges

[@RulerzReachF4n_RestInPeaceFlap]

Story one: super happy the op got his dog back. Definitely not the jerk. I have a friend whose dog was stolen from their home but they never found him so that makes me even more happy that they found their dog. I almost cried. As someone who owns three cats and one dog I would be absolutely *devastated* if someone took one of them.

[@jaydenthenewbie]

I have one cat and damn if someone took her I'd search the world up and down for her

[@Quiet_Kid.edu.gov.com.gun.47]

I had a german shepherd mixed with a collie pup, and someone stole them when we were home, I was only about 8 or 9 when this happened, and the sholie (it is what the mix is called, i think anyway) was my second favorite dog, only beaten in being the favorite by my first dog's puppy, and they were best friends. The day that it happened, around 4 or 3 years ago, the man who stole her was putting her in his truck right in front of my house, not even considering how we were all looking for her. And right before he left, I saw him with her, her name is Alexa btw. So I told my mom and she ran outside to stop him, but he kept saying it was his dog and if we wanted her, we would have to pay thousands of dollars to get her when he couldn't even call a name she responded to until we said it and she started getting excited to hear us. After a while of them arguing, I was already crying and trying to get to Alexa when my mom decided to call the cops, and thankfully, we had a cop and sherif that lived right next to us (literally across the street). The sherif came out and everyone around there already knew we had Alexa and what she looked like since I loved taking her on walks. In the end, we got her back rather quickly after the sherif and cop got involved. The guy realized he messed up and had to pay charges for trying to steal Alexa.

[@allwatchsomeshitpost]

goddamn these Karens are psychos. taking a dog? I wonder how she’d feel if somebody broke in and stole her pet if she has one.

[@katherinewidders2806]

True

[@Shoyro]

The free beer story made my day. Nice to hear something good happening for someone's own good deed.

[@tiffanybirt2035]

These are the main rules in life don't mess with someone's dog or the quiet kid

[@halsmith6934]

Story 1 I loved Huskies and I'm so glad they got the dog back. I hope that escorts gets whats coming to her. I also laughed at the video title. It was true, but funny and a perfect title.

[@abigrace6235]

The nerve of that witch. Taking a dog?? Who in their God-given mind does that?? And what Ted had done to the bullies might've been too farfetched wouldn't anyone think? And a demon couple that attacked a young person? Serves them right, stupid heads.

[@lyssamalloy5162]

Story1: im glad you have your doggy back .. the time my shih tzu Sticky was taken away by the groomer i hired 5yrs ago along w/ the gtooming sciscor 2 set high velocity dryer/blower and 5 litters of shampoo was a huge nightmare i manage to have my shih tzu back coz i have connections w/the town officers/councils to find Stcky for me .. before Jan 2021 .. sadly March 2023 Sticky went over the rainbow bridge because of old age 😢😢😢

[@Cagesss]

bro took it personally

[@RedX101]

The thumbnail made me think of John Wick. But I didn’t think the title of the video would actually say John Wick Lol

[@cassiusbrown9374]

Story #1 Y r Karens so bored and unhappy with thier live that they resort to auch idiotic actions.

[@MazaBLaze]

That last story is how all assault victims of a Karen should respond. You don't have the right to touch any part of a person unless you're looking for a fight. I'm glad OP didn't back down

[@J.L.E.4002]

Last story: heck nah. Karen woulda grabbed my jacket and it would have been on like donkey Kong at that point.

[@zhongliidonglii]

Why is everyone saying the thumbnail reminds them of John Wick when it's a Taken reference?? Lmao wrong badass

[@RiddleLeech777]

Ummm say what... Stealing a dog?! Unforgivable!

[@RiddleLeech777]

What goes around comes around, so good job for both parties in story 3!

[@OriginalMomo]

This was NOWHERE near being like John Wick. If it was, everyone involved would be dead ☠️.

[@Average_User-cc4rl]

Your honor, she stole my dog.

[@celticbastard001]

Story 1. No honor among thieves.

[@Mernom]

What is it with Karens and refusing to listen when you say you're not an employee here?

[@Gachakitty-og5hx]

Some of these shouldn’t be “am I the jerk” more like “are my neighbors ok?”

[@redeyesilverfox7859]

Mad respect for Ted

[@mcme1537]

Loved Ted's voice..

[@CynicalNative]

I grew up with a husky/wolf named Sylvia. Sweet girl unless you were a cat. She would bury them in the snow.

[@martintodd9944]

I have a very nervous staffy cross and was in a shop while she was tied outside. A man came in and complained that this dog had but him, and was loose. My dog came running into the shop, no harness or anything on and a lady came in saying a man had tried to untie her and she bit him and ran. While she was saying this, the manager came over and saying he was calling the police cos my dog had attacked someone. I said first of all my dog was tied up, so if it had bit someone they must have approached her, her harness is missing, so the only way for that to happen is if someone had unclipped her and this lady just said she bit the man who was untying her. By now the poor bitten man was panicking and saying "I didn't want any trouble but the dog just attacked me". I pointed out the dog was tied away from the entrance and where people walked cos she was nervous and explained where, the manager said "oh, that area is covered by CCTV" . The lady who warned me the man was a thief came back with her harness and leader and told the manager what had actually happened and that the police had been called and were outside. By now the man was almost crying. but cops came took all our statements and one went upstairs to watch video while one stood watching me and the thief., as his matescame down from the office they arrested the thief, I watched them search him and as they took items out of his pockets, he had 2 packs of dog treats. My dog is a cross breed, so doubt it was for money, as I said she'd nervous and loud when I'm not there, so god knows why he chose her, but as I went back to pay for my shopping I found it all bagged and paid for by the store as the managers way of apologising for believing the man who'd been bit and waited for me outside again to say sorry. So I got free food out of it, but never heard what happened, can't believe the stupidity of someone who complained the animal he was stealing but him

[@788evets]

Theese are great keep up the good work.

[@tiamod]

… How many breaks ups, lay offs, and evictions did this person have in 3 years??

[@kaylawest2088]

Love this game!!

[@yasmin7903]

I mean, suppose OP in the last story IS a rental company employee? Does that somehow give the Karen a right to be rude to her, threaten her and assault her? I don't know how such people think.

[@Darkspark06]

If someone touches my husky, id gone john wick too 😂

[@nycity197]

The second story is literally the average high school movie

[@788evets]

20:51 , a ctulhu teashirt? nice.

[@WillWilsonII]

Steal my dog, become a lamp shade

[@TheKnightofAwesomeness]

Story 1 PFFFFTTT, you kidnapped my German Shepherd you better hope I don't find you...

[@Cyn-icism]

Honestly, if that was me and my dog got stolen, I’d go FULL John wick and get out the nine Edit: murder charges or not, I’m getting my dog back.

[@a-german-cock]

Bro just read the John Wick Chapter 5 script 💀

[@CatherineFlores-pg5ns]

Once you mess with the dog it’s over 🤫

[@Rayquaza-wp8kd]

So the Beer story kind of relieves me because a person said being kind is one way to make the world a better place and that the person who made the beer orders is the owner and being all like oh wow that person’s wife is pregnant and I’ll help them out Damn Karma comes from what you do. And also if I was friends with the person who’s dog got stolen and I heard that the dog was stolen I would immediately say say no more and I would immediately help out

[@saagisharon8595]

can't they make those dog chips work as tracking devices with an app in case anyone steals your pet?

[@CastyelPH]

The Title 🗿🔥🔥🔥

[@1naoll]

The first story when he called the escort, he should have tried to hire her instead of yelling. Get more flies with sugar than vinegar

[@LirilOcampo]

He is the one you send to kill the boogeyman. (karens)

[@someperson-qh4qk]

No person would steal my dog. I got a German rotty

[@nickledumb13]

We solved the blue clues we solved the blues clues (John wick hunting for his dog back)

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Does anyone wanna guess what you'd have if an escort stole my dog?

[@princessmarlena1359]

If you post any detail, GestapoTube will remove it.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

@@princessmarlena1359 You get it.

[@princessmarlena1359]

@@dutchvanderbilt9969 😉

[@divinegokublackrose]

Can someone explain what the hell an escort is?

[@notscared5941]

No the lesson is dont mess with Ted.

[@thegoldendinosaur6767]

The dog theft should not have stolen the dog

[@heatherfyfe4293]

Hi

[@Gibblethe6th]

Shoulda got 4chan involved

[@irishandproud7119]

15:12 Thor with Dr. Strange.

[@user-zz1dm1gv7m]

Nice

[@Natsugenshin123]

Naw jit pulled a John Wick

[@clickwatchlaughzoobapictur5413]

J O H N W I C K

[@zhongliidonglii]

Wizard g a y m e

[@littletrollinganamations3614]

Anyone notice the su scribe button lighting up when he said subscribe?

[@mikemccann6319]

Sacramento Valleysprings that's my neighborhood

[@solarisuzumaki8877]

We respect John Wick

[@thesquad01]

🌈 the power of the internet 🌈

[@pctheninja]

Whats that game called? Looks fun.

[@Charles-7]

story 4 did dr strange do that?

[@zanderculter4487]

You can't kill John wick

[@owenforschler5326]

So what dose it mean by escort

[@margaretfernandes949]

That's my birthday

[@dragonicwolf234]

Dear gods the response to the house being egged made my skin crawl and I think I lost my appetite for the next two days. Yikes! Earned, but yikes!

[@asmazarak5384]

The same happened to me but I didn't get my dog😢

[@THEGlITCHEDTERROR4EVA]

John bark

[@user-zz1dm1gv7m]

If those me they wanna see you tomorrow, are you have over 1000 ways to make a persons life, a living hell and even more ways of incapacitating and or killing someone now I don’t really use them. They do know how to use a hunting rifle they would not see year tomorrow in light or they would never see the sunshine again because the deer have her eyes out, I mean like they would scratches out of their sockets or murderous intent. They will not live to see the next day or they would be alive, but not see the next day.

[@makimmi]

John wick :)

[@marioelenosouzamiranda5122]

*-j o h n w i c k 2-*

[@JadenKelly-jz9qy]

What is the game playing

[@TheKnightofAwesomeness]

Harry Potter: Hogwarts Legacy

[@clenserman]

I play hockey and I can say all hockey players are like that but they know when to stop. Thea guys are just a holes and disrespect all other hockey players

[@Jadenlikero]

*noice*

[@Jacecardiff]

He he

[@Jacecardiff]

Hehe hehehe hehehe

[@agassiwilliams573]

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[@Akoda-kp6ge]

G A Y M E N

[@Brickmansfilms]

First

[@daltonelliott441]

Nope

[@ColeConCon]

Blue Shell

[@Phoenix411th]

Or u can just take your dog back

[@user-tt2py4qk2n]

Second lmao

[@daltonelliott441]

You are not second

[@user-tt2py4qk2n]

@@daltonelliott441 yes I am

[@dalell919]

Not even close to being second

[@daltonelliott441]

no you’re not check the nearest comment and go down the bottom😂

[@deemdmdmdiemdjsmeixxim3667]

Lol😂

[@drtreebo9037]

This story is BS. Who cant find a chipped dog?! If she had warrants and you knew her location or possible locations the cops wouldve came either way. They wouldnt care about your papers to serve at that point. Yeah this story is not well thought out. A criminal who has warrants steals a chipped dog and you didnt do anything john wick. You should found the chip coordinates. Kicked their door down and took your dog and anything else you wanted. What would they do? Call the cops and send themselves to jail? Lame story.

[@Visilbe929]

First

[@user-tt2py4qk2n]

Nice bro

[@daltonelliott441]

You are not first

[@Infectedhyper]

Cool heres ur Worlds coolest person award LIKE SHUT UP

[@Infectedhyper]

​@@daltonelliott441why do u keep saying ur not 1st or ur not 2nd cuz they are actually 1st and second

[@daltonelliott441]

@@Infectedhyper actually no they’re not check the newest comment, then go all the way down and besides the KZbinrs first anyway two weeks old comment