ESO Skyrim Road Trip Challenge! Elder Scrolls Online Greymoor: Jane, Andy & Mike vs Vampires

[@patrickd8654]

52:12 "I had to kill 20 wolves to get 10 wolf butts." Sounds like you were half-assing it.

[@altdorfkalle6227]

Booooooo

[@patrickd8654]

@@altdorfkalle6227 "Booooooo" Fair point. I am somewhat ashamed of myself. 😜

[@ender8124]

You've earned yourself a time out mister. Sit in the corner and think about you've done

[@shasshybear9222]

This is the origin story for Egbert's coat!

[@ghostderazgriz]

@@shasshybear9222 Doesn't explain the one dog.

[@shyviolet2161]

Switched servers, made a new character, ran through the tutorial, traveled across the map, rushed through the castle and made it just in time for the photo op at the end and it was so worth!!! Thanks for the lovely stream!!

[@pastelmermage8883]

Shy Violet this is the cutest thing I’ve ever read I love this fandom

[@craignellist7277]

I was with them all the way up to the boss fight then it failed to load me out of the room so I had to restart the game, I just made it in time as well 😅

[@shyviolet2161]

@@pastelmermage8883 glad you liked it :D

[@shyviolet2161]

@@craignellist7277 I panicked having to face the boss in the castle cause I was only Lvl 3!!! but glad you got to make it also!!!

[@craignellist7277]

Shy Violet Did you beat? I know there’s scaling but I imagine it could have still been tough for a level 3 😅

[@patrickd8654]

Andy could have said some variant of "Protect me, sell-swords!" about twice as many times as he did, and I still would have been amused every time.

[@Khornecussion]

Defend me mercenaries! Save me, blades for hire! Secure me, freelancers!

[@majikmessiah]

30:00 "are dragon balls actually dragon balls?"

[@jtshuj]

mike: **confidently launches the entire party off a 100-foot cliff** andy: so you know where we're going right mike: *nope*

[@mandrion]

I can't beging to say how shocked I was to hear Andy say my name today.( I'm used to being addressed by my last name in some places) At first I thought I must be on a call that I forgot about but then I looked up and saw Andy named a character Andrion. Even better he said it correctly. Thank you for adding another fictional relative to my family who is more famous than the rest of us. I also admit I went back to double check this because I was a bit afraid that I have been inside too long

[@nunyobidniz]

My dude, that is epic 👍

[@mandrion]

@@nunyobidniz it so made my day

[@melissasaurus_rex]

Nice lol. That would throw me for a minute too

[@oxfanblink4115]

Starts at 0:18 😁 Jane takes only 35 seconds from the start to become tyrannical 😂😂😂 Mike’s not long after to be him and not realise one of the bats is his 😂😂😂😂

[@Pbmarron]

I love that Andy kept humming the theme from The Mandalorian.

[@actionrabbitgaming3248]

I can't believe I've been watching y'all for 6+ years 😮 you're like a legitimate part of my adult life 😹

[@ts25679]

Favourite dragon is a brilliant and very hard question to answer, but my first response was Bryagh the devil-dragon from The Flight of Dragons. He's just so deliciously evil and loving every minute of it.

[@kcollier2192]

Excellent as usual. I really want to see Luke & Ellen transfer Kippers to this game to see the wide variety of ways in which character death will be achieved...

[@nunyobidniz]

Yaasss! This needs to happen

[@sunarctus]

They did Kipper ancestor in ESO Elsweyr, Old Uncle Anchovii

[@HavocHounds1988]

@@sunarctus Yep

[@jamesanthony8438]

Andy: "I assume you're... by... traveling by a map or something." Mike: "No!. I don't know where I am." Mike really should've chosen Argonian and named him Sir Eggles, great-great grandlizard of Egbert. This is the most Egbert playing I've ever seen. =) Okay, this is fun. Y'all need more of this on the channel! Everyone's fighting frost trolls. Mike charges a butterfly. (40:40)

[@BogeyTheBear]

Don't underestimate those butterflies. One time I was stalking a saber cat in the tundra outside Whiterun when I made a long-range sneak shot while it was basking on a hillside. A blue butterfly flew into the path of may arrow and exploded into a puff of dust. Did I take a second shot at the cat? Hell, no! That thing had a _butterfly_ for a bodyguard!

[@jamesanthony8438]

@@BogeyTheBear After finally getting to play this game myself for the past year and a half on Stadia (we'll miss you, Stadia... screw you, Google!) The one thing I can't help but notice is the red sword & bow icon at the bottom of Mike's screen. Recharge your weapon, dude!!! =)

[@wyattfish7259]

51:33 gotta admire Andy’s smooth steamed hams reference

[@robstrader2177]

This could be a great recurring livestream theme. ‘Escort Mission’ where oxbox plays an online game and a bunch of high level viewers escort them on their quest.

[@patrickd8654]

That kind of behavior by streamers on World of Warcraft Classic seems to have created some backlash in that community. Not that the OxBox crew were at all abusive in this video. Just that making a series like this might seem exploitative.

[@nunyobidniz]

Sounds like a good idea to me, but then I don't MMO

[@marhawkman303]

@@patrickd8654 I don't see a problem with it as long as they're honest about how much the other players are carrying them. It's quite a lot of fun seeing people explore games like this. If they actually had to level grind you'd never see it.

[@patrickd8654]

@@marhawkman303 Well, they have certainly demonstrated that they are honest about that. Jane: You can put this experience on your sell-sword CV. "I protected these idiots."

[@tazzeightsixfour9721]

That is a great idea... what could possibly go wrong?? [eyeroll]

[@Artificer1911]

1:00:10 and Mike inadvertently reminds me of the great film "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra." Which I must try to rewatch as soon as possible.

[@heleneandersson7649]

Friday is midsummer, one of the biggest Swedish celebrations, and I'll probably spend alone feeling sad. An oxventure that day is the best of news ❤

[@tootiredforthis1]

Same here! Lets start a club

[@owena7236]

@Mr. Faith what the hell, dude?

[@heleneandersson7649]

@@drewpamon we celebrate on midsummer's eve, it's a northen thing. We do the same with Chrismas and easter (if we bother to celebrate easter), just generally big into eves for some reason

[@patrickd8654]

@@heleneandersson7649 That makes sense. 18 hours, 36 minutes and 55 seconds of daylight is a party. 18 hours, 37 minutes and 5 seconds of daylight sounds exhausting.

[@heleneandersson7649]

@@patrickd8654 they have to party really hard up north where the sun doesn't set at all in the summer ;) at least we get a couple of hours of twilight where I live

[@bronzecobra8556]

By the way, the harrow storms are really intense, you just caught that one while it was ending, the world events are timed so you have to travel to them quickly if you want the full experience.

[@imringolovemee]

Binging with Babish JUST did an episode making sweet rolls!

[@narcspector]

PSA- The reason Mike's NPC questgivers are invisible, is bc Mike has to share the quest with the entire party. Otherwise, only Mike is interacting with / seeing the NPCs / enemies within the quest. It's MMO BS🤷🏻‍♂️🙄 I encountered this recently playing ESO with a friend. Oh, and Zomnado is an 'Instance', like in Destiny, etc. You have to wait for the enemies / boss to spawn. Hence the army of players just standing around dancin / jammin😂

[@ghostderazgriz]

or, OR. It's a metal rave party.

[@narcspector]

@@ghostderazgriz Lol, I never said it *WASN'T* a Hardcore Metal Rave Mosh Pit Magic Lightning Festival, surely it can be both 😆🤘

[@krzlcve]

Aaaah it all makes sense now ty

[@spinal_capped]

Oh yeah, I believe Mike made the same mistake in their latest gameplay of Fallout 76. Mike _does_ have the tendency to skim through things, *BUT* I'd still consider it to be quite poor game design on Bethesda's part. If you're in a party in an MMO, it should automatically share your objective and progress with your crew, or at least make it the default option if you _really_ need to have the ability to turn it off _(for some seemingly nonexistent reason)_ .

[@ghostderazgriz]

@@spinal_capped Hmmmm... maybe your friend is AFK?

[@haouleo]

I get a lot of old vids recommendations too, but that must be because i keep listening Andy and Jane singing the Ducktales theme

[@patrickd8654]

I am googling this immediately. Like, seriously, that happened? I feel like the 9-year-old boy who wrote a column for the Onion titled: "Why Was I Not Informed About Bruce Lee?"

[@Jamboliar88]

Lovin the content guy's , really looking forward to the next oxventure when the good ol' half orc introduces his own bardic genre.... Dobstep 😝

[@actionrabbitgaming3248]

Nice 😹

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

I sense a new tshirt emblem!

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

...Did they all recreate their D&D characters unconsciously...? I mean, Jane's an Argonian, but I don't think there's tieflings in TESO...

[@Storyman09]

In spirit, yes. If they wanted to be as accurate as possible though then Mike’s character would be the Argonian and Jane’s character would be like a Dark Elf or something (since unfortunately there are no Tieflings in TESO).

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@@Storyman09 Fair. I thought he was an Argonian before he turned around. But you're right, they keep the same general style.

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

50:34!

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@@alexanderzhmurov9624 Highly accurate.

[@BogeyTheBear]

Just wait until they add Dremora players

[@Frir10]

Fun video. It also reassured me that I'm missing nothing by not having played ESO.

[@hannasocorro2659]

As someone who grew up in the Bay Area during the hyphy movement’s apex, I declare that Andy rapping E-40’s “tell me when to go” completes 2020’s redemption arc. I am showing my grill with unabashed glee, Andy. Thank you.

[@kyrothegreatest2749]

10:57 "Vampire Cyclone" would be a good band name. Wait, was it also a Scooby Doo plot?

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

It was the alternate ending boss on the movie Blade from the 90s.

[@FictionWriter95]

21:26 what Jane (and/or Andy) is conveniently forgetting there is the often omitted other line: *"Kill nothing except time"*

[@jdierijck]

1:36:46 looks like Jane is stuck to the wall with a face trying to escape from the side of her head.

[@bobbydavis3777]

vampire cyclone season sounds like the evolved form of vampire weekend lol

[@DanteInACowboyHat]

Andy looks like he's cosplaying kiryu in Yakuza 0 in his judgement outfit but not all the way

[@thegreyareaofsantos]

Yep. Accurate

[@TheMerryMagpie]

You all looked like you had a wonderful time on your vampire killing relestate scoping road trip! I look forward to the upcoming botw live stream and DnD adventure. :)

[@nagash303]

I did road trip to! we pulled Anachronos from caverns of time to Ogrimar. that wwas before the flooding in thousand noodels. Me ND THt Hoorde Paladn pulled him all the way to Ogrimmar. Sadly i was allaience and the npc guards was the end.

[@ninjafahita]

Mike: "Where did the first vampire come from?" Anyone who's played the Dawnguard DLC: "You really don't want to know Mike."

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

Mike the first vampire was created when Molag Bal the Daedric Prince of domination and enslavement raped a mortal woman.

[@thenightingale699]

Yeah that's a uh "grey area" best not to think about it and just relish the vamp power

[@user-jz1xm3vf8z]

Andy is a blood confirmed. Good thing there weren't any Crips on stream.

[@polymorphicspector5452]

I love that when playing any online game in a stream, there are always fans playing with you guys. The red dead online fishing was hilarious.

[@jonbaxter2254]

I love these guys in unscripted stuff, feels so natural

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

50:10...50:34... this proves it once and for all, Andy/Andrion/Corazón's superpower is money/gold doubloons!

[@danielhamilton5862]

I saw the 4th person following and was desperately hoping it was narasscus

[@AdamusPrime24]

With all those delicious Mandalorian references, almost can't believe Mike didn't lead the gang on by saying 'this is the way' :P

[@CorwinAlexander]

Did no one recognise the ghost jellyfish familiar as a netch?

[@Patrick-Phelan]

Just mentioning that is going to make a thousand people reinstall Morrowind for the fifteenth time.

[@lindseycaldwell9559]

Mike running around in the intro is motion sickness city.

[@wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392]

1:10:43 Nooooooo!! Don't give away our shameful secret!

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Imagine being Lady Essenia. "You don't know who we are, but we've killed everyone in your castle. Wooo!"

[@MrHouse1657]

D-did Jane actually suggest killing “the big bad” as a casual epilogue to their road trip?........I love these people😂

[@VerilySaid]

Would love to play with all of you! So entertaining.

[@Whoopsie.Daisy.]

I think sellswords should be the name of Andy's fanbase now

[@myaldeade]

Oh my! I see those grey beard hairs in the thumbnail andy, can you even remember inside xbox in your old age?

[@ts25679]

Andy's throwaway comment about a GTA set 1000 years into the future has my imagination firing. I really didn't get on with GTA IV & V but I'd play that.

[@mike32859]

Little known fact is that Egbert's fur coat is made from skyrim wolves and one skyrim dog

[@BKPrice]

The bridge made from a dragon's ribcage is in Sovngarde.

[@devinstrickland163]

Just watched the coffee ads with Giles.... might be the weirdest series of romantic commercial I’ve ever seen. I’ll never look at Nescafé the same way again...

[@donaldgow6673]

Speaking of sweetroll recipes, KZbin channel "Binging With Babish" just did a video about trying to recreate Skyrim Sweetrolls this week

[@jacobfarley434]

Andy, I worry about what sociopath drives a rented car like a sensible person.

[@austinsmith3011]

While watching this, a toon of mine is filleting fish (auto fish fillet addon) in ESO.

[@zacharysmith4856]

As always, I truly enjoyed this livestream. The rampaging was excellent! Well done, sell swords!

[@JabRok86]

I come for the gameplay, I stay for the Simpsons references

[@coyoteartist]

Why does it always sound weird when someone you've never met in real life says they've been to some place with in a certain radius of where you live.

[@kirkcavanaugh1493]

There's a twisted tree in the yard across the street from my house in Pomona. Lots of odd stuff goes down. Don't know if the tree is the cause?

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Road trip! Ok I'll say it-are we nearly there yet?

[@MarcUK]

That door that required a key, anyone else notice that it opened on the right side even from the inside of the house? xD

[@patrickd8654]

I assume this game does not have friendly fire, but at 1:41:20 it seems like Jane CC'd Andy. So, friendly fire or not?

[@Borderlines]

Andy with a bandana looks like a rugged JC Chasez from N'Sync

[@tunelowplayslow8101]

Bronn was 100 percent the best character in GOT,I stand by your statement Mike!

[@matwetton]

Andy took the M4 to birmingham...kinda explains why mike arrived before him....

[@tonyAJ420]

Luke and the frost troll was one of the funniest things Ive seen

[@ryanmacarthur6250]

At 35:40, they kinda did that with fallout 76. A fallout game you can play online with others. Got bad reception from what I heard

[@codym4340]

Vampire Zombie Cyclone is the name of my new death metal band

[@gametime2104]

Shinron is actually the Earth dragon from Komi.

[@liamgurney138]

Buffy OXbox vamp squad: Mike is Spike, Andy is Angel and Jane is Drusilla

[@XamonTalon3822]

YES SOMEONE THAT IS ARGONIAN (High fives Jane)

[@confusedturkeyvulture4555]

I can never not be Argonian, I mean, breathing underwater?! Hell yeahhh, let me live my lifelong dreams of basically living underwater

[@Lordpooz09]

In the Elder Scrolls lore Molag Bal is the Daedric lord who created vampires....

[@Demonprincess666]

Well…the red bandana certainly suits andy very well 🤗

[@zhaley1980]

Why is there a Hanar in Skyrim? 27:42 You big stupid jellyfish!

[@Noem3D]

35:40 - Little did he know..

[@MikesPortugal-zm4oy]

Seeing this in 2024, Mellow D is an actual Portuguese rapper from late 90s early 00s hilarious Mike picked that as a great rapper name

[@mip_dips6350]

whoever said that they did a good ballad of corazon de ballena i agree but i gotta give it up to maurice zimmerman the og

[@ubermench3000]

Andy looking snackable in that thumbnail

[@thierryfux7318]

Tod Howard sounds like The Muddler! coincidence? I think not!

[@TheWindii]

I concur, the Dance Central videos are gems.

[@jacobhurrell7700]

I got excited and thought they did a video with ESO 😂

[@krzlcve]

10:40 SQUIRREL 23:33 SQUIRREL

[@KilTor5]

Would really love it if I was able to wreak havoc with you guys

[@lemminglobber1854]

"All because the Lady loves...Milk Tray."

[@zanite8650]

Jane stuck with two men who won't ask for directions.

[@callumdonington2227]

Between that and her self proclaimed terrible sense of direction would make an entertaining road trip irl.

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

I don't think you're ready for that jellyfish!

[@jamieireland8068]

Good to see Jane finally gave us a house tour

[@bennykill709]

Jane: "I do feel like this year has aged me 5 years." Nonsense, Jane. I just started watching your guys' uploads from the very beginning in 2012. None of you have aged one iota. In fact, as much as you harp on Andy for wanting to be a vampire, I suspect you might be doing it just to throw people off your scent.

[@Lady_Sanctuary]

Did we ever get a rendition of Everything Is Skeletons?

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Maybe the zombie storm is a tornado of souls? Megadeth reference.

[@rodneycobble5481]

Mike opened up the same way Lewis from the yogscast does

[@ak43darkhell]

Mad thing as if I’m from Birmingham lol and I’m playing this game and watching this video

[@HoosteenoLives]

Andy looks like a Great Value Ian Hecox

[@nunyobidniz]

2:18 not Benedict Cumberbat?

[@Uniclonus]

In terms of Buffy-related characters, wouldn't Jane be Fred/Illyria? Brilliant, funny, the science stuff, beautiful, everyone seems to love her, an Old One in a human form. Lines up pretty well in my view

[@Duneczan]

You haven't seen Cannonball Run? I'd call HERESY but being from Across the Proverbial Pond...watch it. It's cheesy, old, and silly, but it's great. Also, 'what if there were skyscrapers back then and now Skyrim is...Skyrim.' So, Elder Scrolls is the Wheel of Time!?

[@donaldgow6673]

Those Sellswords were being paid ... in exposure

[@Lordpooz09]

Once you get to level 50 you unlock the champion levels & start over numerically but keep everything you've done.... I'm currently level champion 270

[@catay411]

My favorite dragon is Puff.

[@rissaarei5336]

Andy: "When did Skyrim get so gothy (ghosts & vampires)?" Mike: "Only in this expansion." You obviously haven't been to Morthal in the good old Skyrim folks. 😂😂😂

[@kylegregory46]

I need a t shirt that just says sellswords on it 😂

[@dantronic1836]

"Follow the electric lizard" merch when?