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Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

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@nivekkobe696
@nivekkobe696 2 жыл бұрын
the northern irish guy was so aggressive and then realised he could not intimidate you brilliant . but thats because your good . other poor people of the public may well have been scared.
@John_Wood_
@John_Wood_ 2 жыл бұрын
Little pricks like that knob just need manners put on them
@meme-tp2yz
@meme-tp2yz 2 жыл бұрын
The little peeler bastard from northern Ireland
@rockbun3985
@rockbun3985 2 жыл бұрын
All northern Ireland cop's are like this.
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me no one seeks out a chair next to him in the staff canteen.
@GamerUK
@GamerUK 2 жыл бұрын
They’re used to bullying people in Liverpool. This is how the majority of them approach people here. It was great to see AB put him back in his box 👏🏼
@Davetouring
@Davetouring 2 жыл бұрын
The frustration displayed in some of them when they realise they can’t use their usual intimidation tactics is immense.
@nicy4655
@nicy4655 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha wee fella at the end was nearly crying. Brilliant. Pity he wasn't partnered up with the angry Irishman, that would've made some brilliant footage.
@insertnamehere4921
@insertnamehere4921 2 жыл бұрын
Haha I was crying watching it with laughter!
@jasonseery4885
@jasonseery4885 2 жыл бұрын
He’s not Irish he’s Northern Ireland that’s classed as uk
@davidk1644
@davidk1644 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonseery4885 it's not, it is classed as Northern Irish, have a look at your British passport.
@jasonseery4885
@jasonseery4885 2 жыл бұрын
@@windupmerchant1679 oh I’m not from there so Northern Ireland is Irish then and not British at all, makes sense now if it’s Ireland and called Northern Ireland that it belongs to Ireland
@nicy4655
@nicy4655 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonseery4885 he doesn't say where he is from, he's an angry Irish sounding fella. And if your going to start some blah blah blah about his accent then how do you know he's not born in Dublin but grew up in Belfast? You don't so don't be replying to my comments trying to correct me on something that nobody apart from you cares about any more.
@SuperBotfly
@SuperBotfly Жыл бұрын
That last encounter was an utter CLINIC!!!! 😂
@korpiz
@korpiz 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not protect and serve anymore, it’s intimidate and control. It’s sad to see police officers behave like this jogging character in green behaves like.
@juliepeace8388
@juliepeace8388 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't America! It's never been "to protect and serve"!
@zzyzxRDFwy15
@zzyzxRDFwy15 2 жыл бұрын
Protect and Serve (The State)
@moj6241
@moj6241 2 жыл бұрын
@Tom Foster Alan stop carrying on you absolute lunatic.
@oflaherty903
@oflaherty903 2 жыл бұрын
Protect and serve themselves
@buck4yergold498
@buck4yergold498 2 жыл бұрын
I live for this shite! "OUR building!" This guy had an attitude and you dragged him across the coals. Love the way you bait these despots into thinking your filming nature and then they think they've got you, but even if you're filming the building, that's perfectly OK, too. Officer "Butt hurt" LMAO! Well done my friend. God bless you AB.
@scam
@scam 2 жыл бұрын
Which god?
@richarddainty2855
@richarddainty2855 2 жыл бұрын
@@scam i think he means the flying spaghetti monster
@timwhale9434
@timwhale9434 2 жыл бұрын
And the way he tried to strategically come up on AB from behind. AB expertly call him out for it. The last interaction was real comedy gold 😅
@user-vg6df2hi8n
@user-vg6df2hi8n 2 жыл бұрын
@@scam - take your pick.
@Bullshit1011
@Bullshit1011 2 жыл бұрын
@@scam anyone you like
@WeeShooey
@WeeShooey 2 жыл бұрын
Bodey & Doyle at the beginning thought they’d stumbled on the crime of the year. Superb AB
@sicksquid3258
@sicksquid3258 2 жыл бұрын
Must have been hard for 'Rocky' to be told to clear off by the Female officer.😆
@oflaherty903
@oflaherty903 2 жыл бұрын
Steamed in like bodie and doyle left like laurel and hardy
@sheilam4525
@sheilam4525 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@joeydunlop7613
@joeydunlop7613 2 жыл бұрын
hehe, more like dumb & dumber.
@yanniszaxaro
@yanniszaxaro 4 ай бұрын
Bodey and Doyle crying
@bvgb921
@bvgb921 2 жыл бұрын
The last encounter was absolutely brilliant, AB you wound that guy up in less than a minute and he walked away almost crying, this is AB at his very best, keep them coming AB your becoming a legend.
@1888.cfc.
@1888.cfc. 2 жыл бұрын
He's been a legend from his very first audit. 👊💥
@sguerilla6142
@sguerilla6142 2 жыл бұрын
nature and animals... :)
@judgeberry6071
@judgeberry6071 2 жыл бұрын
And if you wasn't so gullible you might have noticed the two film cuts he did in post from when he was filming around the front entrance 🤦‍♂
@Jamescloherty
@Jamescloherty 10 ай бұрын
C'mon A. B. He was a bit toooooooo easy, but good job bro
@135Ops
@135Ops 8 ай бұрын
@@judgeberry6071 I'd love to hear you explain what difference the edits made to the demeanour of PC Butt hurt. Sounds like the only gullible person here is you...
@robw2486
@robw2486 2 жыл бұрын
You have a natural ability to act like you don't know what is going on, and to then engage in mind games (without them knowing), and challenge them, and then you get to 'check-mate' and they don't even know how they got there in the first place.
@CountMackula
@CountMackula 2 жыл бұрын
His demolition of grey hooded Scouse berk at end was brilliant.
@akhan6778
@akhan6778 2 жыл бұрын
Had me in stitches with that tyrant in the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 2 жыл бұрын
He was clearly rattled, hence his 'you think you're smart dig'. He even failed in his last attempt to have the last word when he told AB to move off the road then did nothing to follow it up.
@larryforeman7157
@larryforeman7157 2 жыл бұрын
The last guy never did get the irony in your retorts to his queries.
@Nelson_Churchill
@Nelson_Churchill 2 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely brilliant at it! I'm in love
@daveyjones72
@daveyjones72 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just filming the wildlife in the bushes..." "There just happens to be a police station in front of the bushes..." AB, you are absolutely priceless mate! 😆 Just as well I like priceless! 😁
@kenh3344
@kenh3344 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he looking for hedge hogs/escaping piglets, or fully grown pigs. They say there are wild bore ,maybe it shooting season but forgot his 12 bore. Shotgun. But plenty of shots with the camera.
@readytogo6569
@readytogo6569 2 жыл бұрын
AB always gives us Gems!
@angieestey2778
@angieestey2778 2 жыл бұрын
These people spend too much time in local pubs and all have alcoholic brain disease.
@DMC888
@DMC888 2 жыл бұрын
He needs to dress up as David Bellamy with the beard and everything. He used to love rooting around in the undergrowth.
@jack161721
@jack161721 2 жыл бұрын
AB you are the best. I love the way you reel the idiots in, they don't even know your taking the piss out of them. I look forward to your next one.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@lewisjarvis4201
@lewisjarvis4201 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain come to Hull. Humberside Police could do with some education
@stevengallagher635
@stevengallagher635 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's watching videos like this when I don't feel inspired to do auditing as I wouldn't get anywhere near being as good 😆
@andrewbarry3375
@andrewbarry3375 2 жыл бұрын
What rude power crazed 'idiots'
@nimmichagger165
@nimmichagger165 10 ай бұрын
The tiny Irish fella is hilarious 😂 and the Scouser was comedy gold!
@bobsmith3291
@bobsmith3291 8 ай бұрын
He won’t be a scouser
@jedross2136
@jedross2136 7 ай бұрын
Sadly, toward the end the scousers voice had become so high I had to ask my dog exactly what he was saying lol
@bobsmith3291
@bobsmith3291 7 ай бұрын
@@jedross2136 you’re about as funny as burning orphanage you sad sap
@bobsmith3291
@bobsmith3291 7 ай бұрын
@@jedross2136 tosser
@Tiny-Tim
@Tiny-Tim 2 жыл бұрын
It never ceases to amaze, call the police because you've been burgled, or had your car stollen they are too busy to attend and you get a crime number. But pick up a camera and there's suddenly loads of them like flies on shit.
@superskier2
@superskier2 2 жыл бұрын
One man out in public, not breaking any laws....5 cops in attendance....so just imagine how many would attend for a real crime.
@MelchizedekKohen
@MelchizedekKohen 2 жыл бұрын
because they know how corupt the police is
@ianjones3568
@ianjones3568 2 жыл бұрын
Yes but he might use that photographic evidence to blow the building up, like that guy in Commando.
@alliecollin1748
@alliecollin1748 2 жыл бұрын
@@ianjones3568 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
@larryforeman7157
@larryforeman7157 2 жыл бұрын
You don't understand. They all have to hang inside the building watching for dangerous cameras threatening their cars.
@rus1616
@rus1616 2 жыл бұрын
That constable had no clue that AB was messing with him. This just shows how much these officers are so up their own back sides that they think the public must obey their orders, but AB was too much of a genius for that last prick.
@bentas3454
@bentas3454 2 жыл бұрын
the highly educated officer was dumb as a rock
@chezzmaine
@chezzmaine 2 жыл бұрын
That was the most hilarious exchange I’ve heard in a while i was in stitches
@Colt-hd5bn
@Colt-hd5bn 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@shuyelbari8853
@shuyelbari8853 2 жыл бұрын
@Rus, just highlights how bad the finishing school at police training schl is. The first officer Irish or Northern Irish or Garda should be containing the civilians demeanour not inflating. The female officer tackled the situation a lot better. Stoke on Trent PS vid is still wayout infront IMHO.
@tonys8448
@tonys8448 2 жыл бұрын
You'd think they would be onto him and all the other auditors by now 😂😂😂😂😂
@benji.B-side
@benji.B-side 2 жыл бұрын
Yo! AB!! Totally class Haha. "This idiot was acting like an idiot, so I'm calling him an idiot" haha. The cop at the end sharp scarpered when he realised you were turning his brain into spaghetti : ) Your videos never fail to entertain, respect! Peace and love!
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Yo🙏🏼
@charlesworthgore470
@charlesworthgore470 2 жыл бұрын
These tyrants need to be checked all day everyday and we have the authority to dictate to the police force the type of policing that we feel is appropriate in our society...
@jaylamb477
@jaylamb477 2 жыл бұрын
That last copper was hilarious, he’ll make detective in no time.
@shookoneldn300
@shookoneldn300 2 жыл бұрын
More like chief cuntstable..😂😂😂
@steveturner7573
@steveturner7573 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched the short piece at the end a few times now. What a complete tool he was. Full of self importance and perceived authority. Skilfully dispatched in 4 minutes. Absolutely brilliant
@TheHDSuperLow
@TheHDSuperLow 2 жыл бұрын
"This idiot was acting like an idiot so I called him an idiot" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rogerborg
@rogerborg 9 ай бұрын
The fact that they act like this _because_ they're being recorded is _why_ they need to be recorded.
@andygraham2325
@andygraham2325 2 жыл бұрын
The one and only AB,you are one of a kind,love your footage buddy.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@motherofsalem6454
@motherofsalem6454 2 жыл бұрын
The last guy walked into that perfectly 🤣🤣 you did so well 👏👏 you're turning into a comedic genius AB 😁
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@N1611n
@N1611n 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain You run rings around them AB :-))
@irenedavo3768
@irenedavo3768 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain filming Nature
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 жыл бұрын
The last copper was about to bust a blood vessel, you could see the brain meltdown. the mentality of an angry 7 year old.
@slopsallover
@slopsallover 2 жыл бұрын
AB the master of the art. Once again you highlight perfectly the inadequacies of our police. Amongst the many this vid highlights their arrogance, ignorance, scruffiness, lack of professionalism and total inability to connect with the public. Keep up the good work AB
@wladniem
@wladniem 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with your comment 100 %
@Automotiverecoveryuk
@Automotiverecoveryuk 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha this 1 made me laugh officer itchy butthurt🤣🤣
@storm3698
@storm3698 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't have put it better myself
@Yagdrol
@Yagdrol 2 жыл бұрын
Great point, the police have completely lost the confidence of the public. They see the public as the enemy now.
@center__mass
@center__mass 2 жыл бұрын
Standard's have dropped for sure
@bennymerenti6850
@bennymerenti6850 2 жыл бұрын
Some people just love to act like their big & tough. They think they can just march up into your personal space & that if they just say “Police” we will be intimidated. Most officer, in my experience, don’t behave so absurdly but there are those that do. I treat people as they treat me. And you are the same AB, which is why I enjoy your style. Boundary testing brings out the true character of individuals. All power to you AB.
@janmoyen
@janmoyen 2 жыл бұрын
As if the first part wasn’t amazing enough…… Jesus Christ, Monty Python couldn’t have come up with the last 5 minutes. Absolute gold. 😂😂😂
@AA-be9rn
@AA-be9rn 2 жыл бұрын
Thought they were gona get thier swords out 😂
@ant7699
@ant7699 2 жыл бұрын
Nice. I'm not there yet. =)
@engineeringvision9507
@engineeringvision9507 2 жыл бұрын
Oh God that was so funny :) He played that guy like a piano
@IBIZABIKE
@IBIZABIKE 2 жыл бұрын
Are you deaf? No I am alive Why would I have a problem with dead people ? And so on
@TheDroneOperator.
@TheDroneOperator. 2 жыл бұрын
Merseyside police tried to conduct an unlawful search of me today right near the Liverpool World Musuem in the gardens on my lunch break from university. I was sitting there having some food and three approached me asking if I had weed. I got my phone out and turned the situation around to the point they walked away defeated. Thanks for all the lessons AB!
@jayl0151
@jayl0151 2 жыл бұрын
Shit heads mate
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 2 жыл бұрын
Just unbelievable and proves they are no longer police but revenue collectors.
@meatismurder2862
@meatismurder2862 2 жыл бұрын
If true absolutely disgraceful. If they could genuine smell it that's fine but if not disgraceful.
@davidspear9790
@davidspear9790 2 жыл бұрын
@@meatismurder2862 They never 'genuinely' smell it. Clearly trying to set him up.
@robertoc2485
@robertoc2485 2 жыл бұрын
Yes well done. It's good we have phones now - they don't like it 👍
@mfable1985
@mfable1985 2 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold, Almost sounded like a Monty python skit.
@tomkatf
@tomkatf 2 жыл бұрын
I swear, every one of AB's audits turns into a real life Python skit...lol
@peterhemmings2929
@peterhemmings2929 Жыл бұрын
Best documentary about bushes I've ever seen, congrats
@rush6227
@rush6227 2 жыл бұрын
You know you're dealing with a bad one when intimidation is their first tactic. If they're like that on camera, then expect far worse off it and false allegations. As long as these individuals exist, the police are a worry to the public and loathed by many. They need to change drastically because they can be seen for what they are.
@ant7699
@ant7699 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. That guy in the green top was a right twonk.
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine these cops when there is no camera or when they are interacting with our children or other vulnerable groups.
@interestedparty00
@interestedparty00 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate AB standing his ground, but his audits end up with him doing nothing other than self-detaining himself and whining about police being rude.
@TransoceanicOutreach
@TransoceanicOutreach 2 жыл бұрын
The northren irish guy was a walking stereotype, I would have said 'Calm down, this isn't Belfast in the 70's'
@kennethgardner3310
@kennethgardner3310 2 жыл бұрын
👍 true keep dogs on lead
@adamphillips5215
@adamphillips5215 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to find out who is training and recruiting these pieces of crap to see whether they are intentionally made this way or this behaviour is a pre-requisite to joining the force nowadays.
@MikeEves
@MikeEves 2 жыл бұрын
Pieces of crap train pieces of crap to be crap.
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 2 жыл бұрын
I've read that the new ones have to do those psychometric tests. I can only speculate, but my guess is the recruiters are looking for people with traits of blind obedience, lack of empathy and officiousness.
@thermion7869
@thermion7869 2 жыл бұрын
They are being trained by crap, producing crap, 'Simple'
@johnnykeys4919
@johnnykeys4919 2 жыл бұрын
Matrix tackle gun and drug crime in Liverpool, they do not recruit friendly people.
@josephinemitchell9504
@josephinemitchell9504 2 жыл бұрын
They have to be told this way for them to tell you when they disturb the street looking for my boy at 3am who doesnt and hasnt lived with me for years....nothing to do with me.....its everything to do with you ....i give birth to him. Vile people who have a choice to be this way.
@Jake-wr2se
@Jake-wr2se 2 жыл бұрын
A true representation of how the police act on a daily basis and approach people
@interestedparty00
@interestedparty00 2 жыл бұрын
Cop at the end got castrated.
@chowmein12
@chowmein12 2 жыл бұрын
@@interestedparty00 what to question why someone is filming a police building and wont converse with why they are doing it .....would you like the police not to enquire or ask questions about strange behavior do you have any ideas the consequences could be
@interestedparty00
@interestedparty00 2 жыл бұрын
@@chowmein12, the police can legally ask all the questions they want. I encourage it. But the cop can't detain or demand ID unless they have actual evidence of a crime that rises to the level of RAS of a crime or PC of a crime.
@chowmein12
@chowmein12 2 жыл бұрын
@@interestedparty00 but did they demand that or detain him? ....do you think this auditing fella does this correctly do you think the police should have to waste time on him?
@interestedparty00
@interestedparty00 2 жыл бұрын
@@chowmein12, the auditor was right, and the police were wrong.
@paddyfrancis1328
@paddyfrancis1328 2 жыл бұрын
Its shocking the way police treat people as if the people ARE THE ENEMY.
@ianhill4585
@ianhill4585 Жыл бұрын
Not the enemy, just a cash cow.......
@winterwulf1995
@winterwulf1995 8 ай бұрын
That's why I see them as the enemy
@theGottowatch
@theGottowatch 2 жыл бұрын
Omg the way you dealt with M&S bag guy was absolutely quality. more like that please!!
@robdavies7
@robdavies7 2 жыл бұрын
' Itchy arse ' ;-)
@edwardgatey8301
@edwardgatey8301 2 жыл бұрын
Butthurt cream, I hear it’s in pharmacies everywhere.
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 жыл бұрын
I mean pc butthead was so thick he couldn't even see that he was setting AB to annihilate him with the whole why do you want My address routine. classic comedy..
@001razz
@001razz 2 жыл бұрын
Butt hurt cream for Mr M&S
@WeAreTheTrueMedia
@WeAreTheTrueMedia 2 жыл бұрын
12:54 The whole point of auditing summed up in a few words...... "Why would you want my home address",........ "Why would you want my name". 💯% AB 👌🏼
@paddymat55
@paddymat55 2 жыл бұрын
He is and always be the king of auditing
@stu0508
@stu0508 2 жыл бұрын
That bonus part had me rolling on the floor- absolutely hilarious.
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 2 жыл бұрын
The hilarious rage simmering in Little Mr Ulster when he had to give his shoulder number - fantastic 🤣
@strapstarforeignnative1429
@strapstarforeignnative1429 2 жыл бұрын
The encounter with #officerbuthurts was just pure comedy! He thought he was going to order you around but soon found it impossible with AB's classic responses. Great content.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@Billzloveschelsea
@Billzloveschelsea Жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain Please visit Stratford job centre in East London and Forest police station. Both places are filled with people who don’t know anything about law. Stratford job centre are very paranoid about photography
@eyericht
@eyericht Жыл бұрын
Classic response-what?-being obnoxious and arrogant in an attempt to provoke a reaction and waste police time and taxpayers money "Get back in your hut and zip it"-AB would never be rude eh? Wake up folks
@AcesH1gh
@AcesH1gh Жыл бұрын
​@@eyerichtofficer haven't you got some pedophiles to protect?
@notesfrommateriality7572
@notesfrommateriality7572 8 ай бұрын
@@eyericht slave
@Brizlebird
@Brizlebird 2 жыл бұрын
Officer Butthurt: “Do you want to give me your name?” AB: “No, I need it myself”.
@daveyjones72
@daveyjones72 2 жыл бұрын
That is a classic answer! 😁
@farrers253
@farrers253 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@peterwright5249
@peterwright5249 2 жыл бұрын
Classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
@dannysmum9744
@dannysmum9744 2 жыл бұрын
i love the way that you immediately take command of the situation: "i am taking a step backwards - this time try not to take a step towards me" they are then fucked - if they don't follow your command - you can chastise them again.. if they do do as they are told - they have then complied with you and acknowledged that you are in charge..
@smacksalad
@smacksalad 2 жыл бұрын
I swear they've all lost their minds and just want to control anyone, literally anyone. Compliance is a nightmare with these people.
@wesleypresley1000
@wesleypresley1000 2 жыл бұрын
TAFARI.
@elevated2k
@elevated2k 2 жыл бұрын
That back and forth with the officer at the end was too good, AB got him good 😂
@leefoley2649
@leefoley2649 2 жыл бұрын
I was rolling up man, love his laugh after 😂
@RAGINGDRAGON99
@RAGINGDRAGON99 2 жыл бұрын
"Could you please go back in your hut and zip it!" There's no end to the hilarity 😂😂😂
@davidbratley5520
@davidbratley5520 2 жыл бұрын
MATRIX is the new " trendy " name given to what was the Operational Support Group. They are the mobile resource that can be dispatched to incidents to supplement the local first response teams. The real reason the dog section, mounted section, armed response, (I'm told also the counter terrorism unit) and MATRIX are all being located at Speke is because Merseyside police got a big grant for having a resource close to John Lennon airport. The OSD have a chequered past, notably for excessive violence and routinely fitting up people during random stop searches.
@gerwulfthered154
@gerwulfthered154 2 жыл бұрын
David Bratley: The worse thing they done was getting rid of the OSD, it was a great unit. The criminals feared it. Had a great time on there. The Matrix are a joke.
@davidbratley5520
@davidbratley5520 2 жыл бұрын
@@gerwulfthered154 Just wanted to let you know I didn't write the comment, it was my Dad, John Bratley, he borrowed my laptop, I have no interest in this stuff!
@me5969
@me5969 Жыл бұрын
It's not that "new". They've been around since I was at least a teenager and I'm in my 30's now
@cylonbry
@cylonbry 2 жыл бұрын
AB is just absolutely comedy gold, best auditor around, .GOOD work as always ab
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🤛
@ryanmeakin7203
@ryanmeakin7203 Жыл бұрын
​@@AuditingBritainI live here believe me they're much much worse than this believe me
@zzyzxRDFwy15
@zzyzxRDFwy15 2 жыл бұрын
1:37 When the cops show up and confront you, you should tell them that you're glad they showed up to protect your rights to record.
@lindongreen8922
@lindongreen8922 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh good one
@briansymmes7917
@briansymmes7917 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that copper at 7:14 wasn’t t going to make it up out of the car, bloody hell…..
@MikeEves
@MikeEves 2 жыл бұрын
Heart attack waiting to happen
@craigfeek2157
@craigfeek2157 2 жыл бұрын
Well that solves the crime of who ate all the pies, urgent response once I extract myself out of my car
@gedowen2706
@gedowen2706 4 ай бұрын
The bmw gave birth 😂😂
@jessiica06
@jessiica06 2 жыл бұрын
the exchange with PC Butthurt is absolute gold 😀
@realscience948
@realscience948 2 жыл бұрын
Geez...what has happened to freedom & basic civil rights for British citizens? I see it eroding quickly over there...it's like a police state almost!!
@truckerfromreno
@truckerfromreno 2 жыл бұрын
He was outside the police station not in an underground dungeon.
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 2 жыл бұрын
Black up, call yourself Abdul ... roam free with impunity.
@terrybunch7313
@terrybunch7313 2 жыл бұрын
Britain's never been a free society tbf. Always been bootlickers.
@truckerfromreno
@truckerfromreno 2 жыл бұрын
@@terrybunch7313 We've always been one of the most free in the world.
@terrybunch7313
@terrybunch7313 2 жыл бұрын
@@truckerfromreno AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@rayt8606
@rayt8606 2 жыл бұрын
The bit at the end with Stan boardman was hilarious 😂
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 жыл бұрын
Angry 7 year old Stan Boardman lmfao. what a child he was.
@DMC888
@DMC888 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a real stretch for a scouser to be politically correct. For a moment there he was back in the playground pointing at his head (the universal sign for - you’re mental) and asking you angrily if you’re deaf. Showing his true colours, the divvi.
@nickduffy8482
@nickduffy8482 2 жыл бұрын
Great job as usual AB, you really show them for the stupid little egomaniacs they truly are. They all have so much pent up aggression it is difficult to understand how they could ever be selected as police officers. The standards for admission must truly be at an all time low if these are examples of the type of people they have to recruit. A bunch of angry little gangsters trying to intimidate anyone they can to satisfy their own inadequacies - very sad to watch.
@thermion7869
@thermion7869 2 жыл бұрын
Very disappointing, they never cease to entertain at our expense.
@laurieharper1526
@laurieharper1526 2 жыл бұрын
All that pent up aggression is precisely the reason why they are selected, sadly. Those running the police appoint people who are like them. Macho nonsense is rife in the organisation, from top to bottom. One only has to look at recent cases and incidents to see that. They all knew Wayne Couzens, for example, was a pervert/sexual predator, but covered up for him because he was "one of us".
@paigeleigh2554
@paigeleigh2554 2 жыл бұрын
@@laurieharper1526 , well said!
@HappyPawsUK
@HappyPawsUK 2 жыл бұрын
They are purposely picked for the agenda
@chrisj3789
@chrisj3789 11 ай бұрын
'This idiot, was acting like an idiot so im calling him an idiot' - AB
@oneball783
@oneball783 2 жыл бұрын
I like when the officer says "Why would I give you my home address?" So why would I give you my name? He doesn't see the relevance does he.
@caolkyle
@caolkyle 2 жыл бұрын
Was pure gold. ‘Why would I give that information to a stranger’, like say that back to yourself, slowly lol
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 2 жыл бұрын
That cop was spluttering so much I thought he might burst a blood vessel.
@tricovthelite4234
@tricovthelite4234 2 жыл бұрын
Great content AB , The Irish guy was literally flashing back to his days in Belfast when he was bundling people into black Marias and giving them a good hiding just for the fun of it !!!
@daytripper7879
@daytripper7879 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 I don't think he would like being referred to as Irish, just a hunch.
@78bollox
@78bollox 2 жыл бұрын
An angry peeler
@georgebarnes8163
@georgebarnes8163 2 жыл бұрын
@@SJ-zw6qt LOL, you left out the "just on weekends" AB, the list is endless.
@fergspan5727
@fergspan5727 2 жыл бұрын
I bet he wears an orange sash on Sunday’s
@andykane4414
@andykane4414 2 жыл бұрын
*bullet
@DreamClean
@DreamClean 2 жыл бұрын
That last interaction was the best I've seen in a long time. Truly hilarious, a master at work.
@Nath20245
@Nath20245 2 жыл бұрын
"Go back in your hut, and zip it!!!" Pure AB comedy gold.
@haganm55555
@haganm55555 2 жыл бұрын
Cheers from South Africa, been binge-watching all your vids, absolute legend, looking forward to more.
@alexcochrane82
@alexcochrane82 2 жыл бұрын
I laugh hard at nearly every AB video, but that little incident at the end has had me in tears🤣 that little switch in tone of voice. AB you are a national treasure
@inhabgamer
@inhabgamer 2 жыл бұрын
lol officer butt hurt pmsl
@patsyhayman4264
@patsyhayman4264 2 жыл бұрын
pressed the wrong button yes it was brillant 👏
@notmenotme614
@notmenotme614 2 жыл бұрын
The conversation with the last guy was the best audit I’ve ever seen. Hilarious
@Incessuserro
@Incessuserro 2 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work. Lots of police have missed out on or disregarded this part of their training.
@corleth2868
@corleth2868 2 жыл бұрын
Northern Paddy copper is probably used to getting away with all sorts of things that he can't get away with in England. As usual it'd be good if they responded to crime as promptly as they responded to people with cameras.
@Thomas-uf8si
@Thomas-uf8si 2 жыл бұрын
@skinjim123 belfast police are a joke they hardly fire rubber bullets or use water cannon and theyve used tear gas once!the jokes not funny anymore
@johnroberthines7811
@johnroberthines7811 Ай бұрын
They seem to act like that in Ireland, with the general public over there.
@ashgudgeon7701
@ashgudgeon7701 2 жыл бұрын
Officer: “what you doing?” AB: “Filming nature” PRICELESS! 🤣🤣🤣 Great video AB! Keep up the good work 👍🏻👍🏻
@michaeldastan6754
@michaeldastan6754 2 жыл бұрын
Wonder what animal officer was thinking :)
@thermion7869
@thermion7869 2 жыл бұрын
: "Filming nature". Absolute classic.
@cliffordbuttle4529
@cliffordbuttle4529 13 күн бұрын
@@thermion7869old Sargent worryed about filming nature must be vegan 🤡🤡🤡🤪🤪
@azztekk
@azztekk 2 жыл бұрын
a wonderful video. i have seen every single one of your audits, and not ONCE have i found it necessary to fast-forward any of them - regardless of how long they are. god bless the day you were born!
@MarmaladeandTigger
@MarmaladeandTigger 2 жыл бұрын
This would indicate you have skipped through others, I am with you guys on that
@azztekk
@azztekk 2 жыл бұрын
@@MarmaladeandTigger yes indeed. i like confrontations best, but AB also has a lot of charisma and charm, combined with interesting and witty dialogue - both humorous and entertaining. he is greatly respected amongst the auditing profession, and in the police force has become a legendary figure. they regard him as britain's highest ranking provocateur, when in fact he is merely educating them concerning the law.
@azztekk
@azztekk 2 жыл бұрын
@Mostly Insects Of course not. Skipping through an AB video would be equal to watching 'Ben Hur' with the chariot race edited out.
@azztekk
@azztekk 2 жыл бұрын
@Mostly Insects very old film with charlton heston. the climax of the film is the chariot race. i often watch such old classics :-)
@paulbear.
@paulbear. 2 жыл бұрын
Oh superb!!! That end clip really made me chuckle 😃
@WeeShooey
@WeeShooey 2 жыл бұрын
You had that guy at the end going round in circles, great work.
@fortheloveof306
@fortheloveof306 2 жыл бұрын
AB you brighten my day every time you upload a new vid ^^ people seem to think that only criminals dislike the police but fail to see the way police treat people and the disrespect they show to regular folk, most are on a power trip every time they interact with the public.
@Stuart_George
@Stuart_George 2 жыл бұрын
'Im not going to talk you anymore, Goodbye!!'. I don't know why but that made me laugh too AB (I heard you giggling at that).
@angels77100
@angels77100 2 жыл бұрын
The last encounter was pure comedy gold. AB really got to him.
@trevhedges
@trevhedges 2 жыл бұрын
20.000 views in two hours, that’s next level impressive AB! Your quickly gathering an Army of loyal friends! Glad to say I’m one. Thanks AB from Australia 🇦🇺
@Travelling-Tim
@Travelling-Tim 2 жыл бұрын
I hope the tyranny has stopped in your country now and you have the freedoms we do x
@BIIIIIGMAN
@BIIIIIGMAN 2 жыл бұрын
GIDDAY MATE!
@trevhedges
@trevhedges 2 жыл бұрын
@@Travelling-Tim I personally don’t see it, i would assume not, but I’m kinda on the other side of the line by default, so technically without actually looking for it, it’s difficult to say. I can say ive had issues with other government departments, just not the police..
@mr.a8315
@mr.a8315 2 жыл бұрын
Love from Scotland! 😄 ❤️
@BIIIIIGMAN
@BIIIIIGMAN 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.a8315 Halal meat! (Hello mate. But in Scotish)
@waynesaunders4599
@waynesaunders4599 2 жыл бұрын
What amazes me is that none of them seem to know what auditing is, they've been sent memos about auditors and what they do and have even been told to ignore auditors but they just can't seem do it, their egos are just to big and they say the same rubbish about filming people's cars, no one can find out any personal information from a reg plate and they know this. That irish bloke should be retrained on how he should talk to law abiding citizens and possibly take anger management classes
@edwardgatey8301
@edwardgatey8301 2 жыл бұрын
More likely needs firing.
@thermion7869
@thermion7869 2 жыл бұрын
We don't want them to be too smart, or they may win the argument.
@larryforeman7157
@larryforeman7157 2 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed. There are obviously dozens of officers in every building (you can see them pour out when their cars are threatened by a camera). Don't they ever talk to one another about stuff they encounter or see on KZbin. I keep thinking these audits will end because they all know the law (or game as they say), but the uninformed just keep arriving.
@mcfcmanc
@mcfcmanc 2 жыл бұрын
Sacking I don’t want my tax paying violent scum
@colinstace1758
@colinstace1758 2 жыл бұрын
That little leprechaun needs sacking not retraining, you will never retrain that mindset
@mrHandle
@mrHandle 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! I'm in stitches. The last guys interaction has me doubled over. It was like a comedy skit 🤣🤣🤣
@Bruce4lmighty
@Bruce4lmighty 2 жыл бұрын
They need to be embarrassed by their shocking behaviour. What a crowd of insecure bullies they were. Handled beautifully as always, well done AB!
@deljules1383
@deljules1383 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant AB, you completely outsmart them every time 👍
@MidlandsAudits
@MidlandsAudits 2 жыл бұрын
Filming bushes and officer butthead that has made my day for sure 🤣🤣
@carparkcampers8407
@carparkcampers8407 2 жыл бұрын
Those 1st two officers were awful, especially the Irish one his ego was so large he couldn’t let it go , till he was told to go away by the female PC 😂
@Thomas-uf8si
@Thomas-uf8si 2 жыл бұрын
cant blame the northern irish one tbh
@mcirelandosharma7411
@mcirelandosharma7411 2 жыл бұрын
@@Thomas-uf8si yes you can.
@Thomas-uf8si
@Thomas-uf8si 2 жыл бұрын
@@mcirelandosharma7411 meh its a yesnt
@workhorse7134
@workhorse7134 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@workhorse7134
@workhorse7134 2 жыл бұрын
That bonus twat at the end was brilliant 😁
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 11 ай бұрын
And I Thank you for the bonus
@mattthompson4836
@mattthompson4836 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of these videos is when plain clothes officers walk up for a 'chat'... After a few questions, they inevitably pull out a badge and say, "I'm a police officer." You can just tell that the usual reaction they get from the public is fear/shock/respect. And it's what they expect all the time. When they receive nothing from AB - they don't like it one bit and it puts them on the back foot. It's like a comedian falling flat with a joke. Oops.😅😅🤣🤣 Never gets old.
@johnbratley6926
@johnbratley6926 2 жыл бұрын
Where do I start ? I'm a retired Merseyside sergeant I despair of the " Scouse " officers. They display all the same traits as civilian Scousers, they are a bunch of aggressive, whining, arrogant prats with a huge chip on their shoulders and a deep persecution complex. MATRIX, I wonder if the bright spark who came up with that title got a promotion out of it. MATRIX are the successors to the OSD/OSG the Operational Support Group. They are the heavy mob who kick the doors in on drug busts and back in the day were noted for their constant fit ups in order to maintain their arrest rate. I was a Cheshire bobby on the Wirral until Merseyside police was formed and swallowed us up. The first thing Merseyside did was shift all their wrong 'uns out of the city centre to outlying divisions. We got some real stinkers of all ranks including one notorious inspector. As with most Scousers when they were giving brains out they'd gone back for a second helping of gob.
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 2 жыл бұрын
There's definitely something to the persecution complex comment. I've certainly noticed it in Scousers.
@mcirelandosharma7411
@mcirelandosharma7411 2 жыл бұрын
I bet you protected the wrong uns when you were still in service. You never hear an active officer condemning a colleagues bad behaviour.
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 жыл бұрын
Serious attitude problems on the 1st two coppers in shorts and the M&S copper. Wannabe thugs. I water things with higher IQ's and feed them baby bio.
@GpoppaJohn
@GpoppaJohn 2 жыл бұрын
MATRIX is the Arms and Tactical unit, they only deal with serious crimes like drugs and gun crime. The Irish fella was continually trying to close down your space and encircle you. A lesser experienced auditor wouldn’t have cottoned on to that tactic, so well done AB for having your wits about you. 👍
@keithwhittygmail
@keithwhittygmail 2 жыл бұрын
He's not Irish, he's English from N Ireland. You'll know the difference from the attitude. Us Irish are friendly and helpful.
@Naejbert
@Naejbert 2 жыл бұрын
From 12:30 you can see how AB is brilliant. His IQ is the key to these great videos.
@robertmawby3021
@robertmawby3021 2 жыл бұрын
If only the police were this enthusiastic to protect the public as they are in protecting themselves. Jokers one and all.
@MikeEves
@MikeEves 2 жыл бұрын
They took 3 days to turn up to my parent's burglary. 3 mins for a camera. They are turds.
@hicks3749
@hicks3749 2 жыл бұрын
That last interaction with officer butt hurt. Comedy gold sir well done 👏
@CambridgeCrazyDrivers
@CambridgeCrazyDrivers 2 жыл бұрын
The Guy at the end got proper reeled in! 🎣🎣🎣
@fariadtanin9245
@fariadtanin9245 Жыл бұрын
Your programs are extremely interesting and educational, and a moral and social lesson for the number of stupid, inexperienced and ignorant policemen whose actions against the nation are extremely painful.
@monica5666
@monica5666 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how you can keep a straight face with that sense of humour “ look, he’s scratching it now”, oh my! That line just made the top funniest walk of shame !! Thanks for making our days full of great uploads like this, your comeback lines are just spot on!!!✌️
@dontekillion7612
@dontekillion7612 2 жыл бұрын
I’m here watching a 2nd time round, AB, you’ve done an absolute masterpiece with this one. You’re on another level with the way that you perfectly did, ‘NOTHING’…. Is hilarious 😂
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Mark-delta5
@Mark-delta5 2 жыл бұрын
Still an effing idiot!!! Get a life you muppet, stop winding folk up
@stuart23969
@stuart23969 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-delta5 this is half of his life and he takes time to make videos for you, just so you can call him an idiot 😆 🤣
@Mark-delta5
@Mark-delta5 2 жыл бұрын
@@stuart23969 lol.. When's last time u looked in the mirror.. 🤣🤣🤣
@stuart23969
@stuart23969 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-delta5 I never look in the mirror, I don't like the way I look
@MugRuith
@MugRuith 2 жыл бұрын
Officer Butthurt should be a star! Well done.
@Caynewest
@Caynewest 2 жыл бұрын
7:14 that cop struggling to get his substantially wide load out the door and those pants struggling to contain his massive posterior while under serious strain. Shout out to the police pants doing great work.
@JeffJeffers0n
@JeffJeffers0n 2 жыл бұрын
Man that was classic, filming animals in the foliage 😂
@williamgriffin5389
@williamgriffin5389 2 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought your audits couldn't get any better!
@deanbull246
@deanbull246 2 жыл бұрын
"it's not my fault you built it there " LOL
@holtemporium
@holtemporium Жыл бұрын
I grew up in NI and this is the type of Goon that we had, aggressive, abusing powers and rotten to the core
@regstrup
@regstrup 2 жыл бұрын
The way you handle the last cop was just priceless 😂
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
😜
@itsmeagain7825
@itsmeagain7825 2 жыл бұрын
The way he acts is pathetic and childish......just like every other narcissistic creep!
@youngk596
@youngk596 2 жыл бұрын
AB your getting better and better each video. I’m loving the content as usual please don’t stop auditing we are all with you 💯💯💯❤️
@malced1
@malced1 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that old saying ‘Speke now or forever hold your police’😉
@georgelupascu5488
@georgelupascu5488 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this is a masterpiece. You couldn't have done it better with actors
@OldSonyMan
@OldSonyMan 2 жыл бұрын
Point of information : The term "Git" was brought back by world war one soldiers from Egypt. It means "a Pregnant Camel" !
@markstedman9099
@markstedman9099 2 жыл бұрын
Well thank You for that ,so all these years I've been calling people a pregnant camel!.
@cranyfield
@cranyfield 2 жыл бұрын
imagine living in a country where you have to account for every time you walk around outside
@pauladams9896
@pauladams9896 2 жыл бұрын
We don't have to imagine, every plod thinks we do.
@valentinius62
@valentinius62 2 жыл бұрын
That goes for _all_ countries. The only people that haven't been harassed are the ones the cops simply haven't gotten around to yet.
@Mark-delta5
@Mark-delta5 2 жыл бұрын
But its not just walking round, it's videoing a sensitive building.... to get a reaction. You love the drama and excitement of winding hard working people who help to protect our country!!
@jimnaz87jd
@jimnaz87jd 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-delta5 buildings don't have emotions, @ least you gave me a laugh with the hardworking people line, police are lazy abusive clowns
@stuart23969
@stuart23969 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-delta5 they should make it illegal then honest, if its such a problem why not make it illegal? We are not in nazi Britain, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Approach is everything, just be polite.
@rightwinggo9694
@rightwinggo9694 2 жыл бұрын
Opportunity missed, when that childish cop said "it's not an offense to shop is it" AB should've said nor is filming a Police station, what a bunch of goons.
@factcheckersbranch
@factcheckersbranch 2 жыл бұрын
These officers are just bottom of the barrel recruitment, ill disciplined thugs. It's sad to see the once well respected British Bobby end up like this😔😔😔
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