ETHAN RALPH VS COG!

[@booleah6357]

This is like 2 homeless guys arguing over who gets to sleep in the cardboard box tonight.

[@TheRalphachicken]

The men in cogs family haven't had jobs since the self sweeping chimney logs were invented lol

[@auxmir1730]

Cog transcended his family tradition of drinking at the pub. He smokes da ganja now.

[@suad01]

The Sektur has an abnormally high concentration of spiteful mutants

[@BigIndividual]

BUMFIGHTS ARE BACK BOYS!

[@00Boogie]

More like Bumfights B-roll.

[@vladp7973]

Knife fight in the gutter .... Only winners? THE CASINO!

[@the0peratoR]

I read this in PPPs voice 🤣

[@theprelate4219]

Cog is the one dude so low on the totem pole that modern day Ralph can legit tilt him. For all his flaws the Bog Hog was never accused of pedophelia by his own brother.

[@jameshurley6513]

The battle between two horror cows

[@Ryo7_7]

I'd pay to see it live in person lol

[@Ryo7_7]

Oh boy, a hollerin they shall. *Ralph falls outta the chair again.

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

It's so funny that Cog's only w is Dan(not Cog) beating up Ralph. Ethan has not won a fight in his life and yet still Cog would not approach him alone so he became the cameraman to someone else's triumph.

[@WoodenChurch_041]

Tis an age of the cuck, the cuckening has come. Woe to the cog in the machine, for they will be endlessly cucked.

[@antonioreconquistador]

Retorted Ralph is less than 5'6 and gets winded walking to the bathroom. And Clog was afraid to take him on alone because hes not a real chav, hes a stoner schizo BUM

[@nagiaoe2434]

Sad, pathetic

[@mrfahrenheit2006]

Honestly facilitating a ralph beatdown is still a W in my book

[@kdiigx]

Every time Ralph needs a W he can always go back to fighting with Clog.

[@sedsitametadinterreteliber2937]

Cog needs a job

[@Raums]

Doing what though?

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

@@Raums Bagging groceries but like at a seedy downtown store in the middle of London where there's a 50/50 chance every person coming in is a robber.

[@sedsitametadinterreteliber2937]

@@Raums chimney sweep

[@WalkBesideMe]

Everyone in the Sektur does.

[@Detective_Bonghits]

He needs 2 jobs to make up for how broke he is. Paperboy/chimney sweep cog

[@TigOleBitty8D]

He’s got his Kino casino hat on

[@BodieB]

I missed the cog and Ralph segments. This is good...especially PPP felting cog

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

I see COG is still riding on the high on Ralph being beat up, even though it was his friend who did it.

[@chariotgoblin8060]

Lolcow Bloodsports. Let's go!

[@Kronos-Clips]

Its funny to think that Cog is a chad with a put together life compared to Ralph. Cog hasn't fled the UK for India yet.

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

To be fair the only reason Cog is not Ralph Status is because of the British government's generous welfare system.

[@Kronos-Clips]

@@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Didn't think of that, good point

[@homuraakemi4559]

The Ralpha male absolutely mogs clog

[@nagiaoe2434]

Ok Cog

[@rock4935]

India already fled india

[@DG9-q6f]

I am confident that putting Ralph vs. Cog in a GTA VI's radio talk show would be an improvement on whatever present-day Rockstar can come up with.

[@navEwhat]

A battle of hollaring and factual accuracy.

[@ZiggyMandarr]

Sean on screen like hes watching Hog n Cog makes it extra kino.

[@pinkxeno]

THE RETURN OF THE CHIMNEYSWEEP

[@Johnny_Gibbons]

Love the Cottagin' Cog coverage!

[@RowanEmporer]

THE MYTHIC RARE RALPH W!

[@booleah6357]

Honestly the only winners are the A loggers, and the KZbinrs who cover this here.

[@MartinSheckelstorm]

This is not factually accurate

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

Hog vs Cog is a horror franchise waiting to happen

[@Snudicus]

10 seconds and not even 10k views. Casino has fallen. Another win for the toe

[@padmad3832]

Dead sector, sargon won

[@ITJustMeKG]

wow original comment

[@slattslime8245]

@@ITJustMeKGthe win for the toe part was funny

[@chaosinc.382]

Was this segment really only 27 minutes?? Watching it live, it felt like 2 hours!

[@sponge6197]

17:30 Lmao first time PPP made me laugh.

[@Jim_OHara]

It really is amazing, as long as a lolcow strikes on a stream, some morons will continue to pay them. I'm honestly more interested in who is donating to Cog & Ralph in 2025?

[@houndfoxred]

Ralph gets money from trolls who want to see a trash fire. Cog doesn't get donos which is why he has to live in a flat with six other people.

[@GentlemanBystander]

It really says something that The Britoid makes The Hollerin' Hawg seem somehow reasoned and likable in juxtaposition.

[@urbanmoving.systems]

It's not factually accurate that he hung up. He just went to get Dan to argue in his place and didn't want to be inconsiderate leaving the mic unmuted. Podawful mentioned.

[@le_bandito]

At least Ralph is still endlessly wealthier than Cog

[@ThatkidthatpwnsXP]

Didn't think the pig would make it to 25. Don't think it will make it to 26 but it could really be eternal at this point

[@dyllainous]

🚽

[@35dpc]

Cog is also faking views on his channel

[@nagiaoe2434]

IT'S NOT FACTUALLY ACCURATE

[@debroofgreen]

Give Janes a crown!

[@jacktanguay8061]

LGFEC

[@6vitamin]

BUM FIIIIGHTSS!!!!! in the void!

[@Mistertbones]

Ralph and Cog, two people who take plenty of Ls.

[@andrewmaximo4485]

They should watch the first 8 seasons of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and learn how to become degenerates who make good content.

[@w7lves]

LET THE ETERNAL RALPHAMALE DUB REIGN SUPREME

[@PR-ok7cj]

Yo Andy...various of you videos on Kick are f'd up and won't play....Ralph Pillstream 1000 is one, Trudeau Resign = NG also

[@BigIndividual]

I saw that, likely something on Kicks end considering polls and other features aren’t working right either.

[@chaosinc.382]

​@@BigIndividual Kick is such a buggy thing...

[@peterrevens8454]

Just experienced that for the first time. Hope Kick will fix it soon.

[@jmp591]

I get what Andy was going for, but the words Cog and washed just don't feel right in the same sentence.

[@acallbeyond432]

"Cog sits all day obsessing about the same 2 or 3 people" says the guy who sits all day obsessing over Ralph and Fuentes

[@rickburgess3215]

Common Rlaphamale Win!

[@uraigroves7898]

So what's the story with cog beating up Ralph in Portugal? Can someone please explain what the hell that was about?

[@twiface69]

Cog didn’t beat up Ralph, he brought a friend who beat Ralph up while Cog filmed it. I think they were just messing with him for fun and attention. It was Ralph’s second trip to Portugal; he also got beat up on his first trip but it wasn’t recorded.

[@uraigroves7898]

@twiface69 thanks! I can't believe anyone would go all the way to Portugal just to mess with someone...

[@mr.raider7865]

With dono money no less lol​@@uraigroves7898

[@twiface69]

@ Cog and his friend are British, so it's not that far away and there are plenty of cheap flights. Cog himself said it was something he did on a whim.

[@uraigroves7898]

@twiface69 losers all of em

[@SuperRay0926]

Bum fights kind of vibes. Sektur bum fights.

[@Uthandol]

I hate DSP and I hate when you suck his arse BUT I love PPP. Dudes got talent.

[@thebananaverse]

Easiest W of Ralph's life

[@SilkyJohnston444]

COGS LOIFE!!

[@DrOiXclan]

Ralph W

[@JezailleBrett]

Hog washed

[@ITJustMeKG]

ppp getting cocky these two R's yelling at each other is better content then 3p and Andy

[@mr.raider7865]

Nah

[@kylekeller1206]

Getting off work, blessed by the jobless

[@mgry1169]

This dude with Andy has a voice made for silence

[@MythTok]

GIVE ME WELFARE MONEY